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Troop Beverly Hills Troop Beverly Hills is a delightful comedy film that captivated audiences in 1989, directed by Jeff

Troop Beverly Hills

Troop Beverly Hills is a delightful comedy film that captivated audiences in 1989, directed by Jeff Kanew. Starring Academy Award-winning actress Shelley Long in the lead role, this movie tells an endearing story of personal growth, friendship, and empowerment.

The film revolves around Phyllis Nefler (Shelley Long), a wealthy and fashion-obsessed Beverly Hills housewife. When her marriage hits a rough patch, Phyllis decides to take on the challenge of leading her daughter's Wilderness Girls troop, despite having no outdoor experience. Armed with her designer wardrobe, high heels, and boundless determination, Phyllis sets out to prove that even in the concrete jungle of Beverly Hills, they can become real Wilderness Girls.

Phyllis's journey is both humorous and heartfelt. Throughout the film, she faces numerous obstacles, including an overzealous rival troop leader, Velda Plendor (Betty Thomas), who sees Phyllis as a threat. Despite Velda's attempts to sabotage Troop Beverly Hills, Phyllis remains determined to show that even with their unique approach to scouting, her troop can triumph.

Alongside Phyllis, an incredible ensemble cast brings this heartwarming story to life. Craig T. Nelson portrays Phyllis's husband, Freddy Nefler, who initially doubts her ability to lead the troop. However, as he witnesses Phyllis's dedication and the positive impact she has on their daughter, he becomes her biggest supporter.

The Wilderness Girls troop is filled with a diverse group of girls, each with their distinct personalities. Jenny Lewis portrays Hannah Nefler, Phyllis's daughter, who initially feels embarrassed by her unconventional troop. However, through her mother's guidance, Hannah learns the value of loyalty, friendship, and believing in oneself.

Troop Beverly Hills also introduces us to several delightful girls, including Emily Schulman as Tiffany, a timid but incredibly smart member of the troop, Ami Foster as Claire, a sassy and quick-witted girl, and Kellie Martin as the enthusiastic and adventurous Emily.

Joining the troop is also a misfit named Chica Barnfell (Carla Gugino), who initially seems like an outsider. However, as the girls face challenges together, Chica finds her place among them, teaching them about camaraderie and loyalty.

Troop Beverly Hills not only provides ample laughter and entertainment but also offers a relevant message about the importance of embracing individuality and female empowerment. Through her unorthodox scouting methods, Phyllis encourages the girls to be themselves, fostering self-confidence and personal growth. The movie showcases that strength can be found in the most unexpected places and that even in a world obsessed with appearances, what truly matters is what's inside.

For those looking to relive the magic of Troop Beverly Hills, you can immerse yourself in the film's catchy and fun-filled soundtrack. Featuring iconic songs like "Cookie Time" and "Beverly Hills," this soundtrack perfectly captures the spirit of the film. Be sure to check out the play and download options available, allowing you to enjoy these memorable tunes wherever you go.

Troop Beverly Hills is a timeless classic that continues to charm audiences of all ages. With its stellar cast, hilarious moments, and powerful messages, it remains a beloved movie that celebrates the strength, resilience, and unique qualities that make us all shine. So gather your troop, put on your favorite ensemble, and embark on a fantastic adventure that will leave you smiling and inspired.

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A few positive words from me, and they get their second wind.
A few positive words from me, and they get their second wind.
A fine cut.
A fine cut.
A full range of motion, exhale up, inhale down.
A full range of motion, exhale up, inhale down.
A girl I met a long, long time ago.
A girl I met a long, long time ago.
A little.
A little.
A photographer on The Love Boat.
A photographer on The Love Boat.
A woman who can cope with anything.
A woman who can cope with anything.
A woman who doesn't make a ruckus...
A woman who doesn't make a ruckus...
About a woman who lived right here in Beverly Hills
About a woman who lived right here in Beverly Hills
About you skipping rehearsals today?
About you skipping rehearsals today?
Adiés, Nefler. Have a nice day.
Adiés, Nefler. Have a nice day.
After all is said and done
After all is said and done
Age...
Age...
All right, all right, go in the tent. Go in the tent.
All right, all right, go in the tent. Go in the tent.
All right, all right.
All right, all right.
All right, another blue flag.
All right, another blue flag.
All right, let's begin with the M's.
All right, let's begin with the M's.
All right, screw the flags, girls. I know a shortcut.
All right, screw the flags, girls. I know a shortcut.
And a severe personality disorder.
And a severe personality disorder.
And a sister to every Wilderness Girl.
And a sister to every Wilderness Girl.
And attend the annual Jamboree, which is a grueling test.
And attend the annual Jamboree, which is a grueling test.
And between us girls, I haven't worked all the kinks out.
And between us girls, I haven't worked all the kinks out.
And by the way, Velda,
And by the way, Velda,
And destroy his enemies, right, Mom?
And destroy his enemies, right, Mom?
And don't stay up too late, okay?
And don't stay up too late, okay?
And don't you mock me while I'm talking to you!
And don't you mock me while I'm talking to you!
And down.
And down.
And down. Two and down.
And down. Two and down.
And Emily thanks you too.
And Emily thanks you too.
And felt his manhood rising to a frenzy.
And felt his manhood rising to a frenzy.
And for a change, I'm gonna take care of you.
And for a change, I'm gonna take care of you.
And gave us renewed sense of self esteem.
And gave us renewed sense of self esteem.
And golly, I don't even know what to do.
And golly, I don't even know what to do.
And her ensemble is the epitome of this season's hottest trend.
And her ensemble is the epitome of this season's hottest trend.
And her recommendation for a campsite was totally unsuitable.
And her recommendation for a campsite was totally unsuitable.
And his hands were like ice.
And his hands were like ice.
And I bought a whole new meaningful wardrobe to go with it.
And I bought a whole new meaningful wardrobe to go with it.
And I didn't hear you complaining when you were spending the Muffler Man's money.
And I didn't hear you complaining when you were spending the Muffler Man's money.
And I do hereby revoke said patches
And I do hereby revoke said patches
And I have the privilege of turning you civilians into troop leaders.
And I have the privilege of turning you civilians into troop leaders.
And I just think that when the divorce is final, I want joint custody of Hannah.
And I just think that when the divorce is final, I want joint custody of Hannah.
And I think we could sell enough that we could make her eat her words.
And I think we could sell enough that we could make her eat her words.
And I will treasure them always.
And I will treasure them always.
And I won't do it.
And I won't do it.
And I'll be spending more time with Hannah.
And I'll be spending more time with Hannah.
And I'll form my own organization, yeah, Plendor's Pilgrims.
And I'll form my own organization, yeah, Plendor's Pilgrims.
And I'm sorry we don't have a trophy for you.
And I'm sorry we don't have a trophy for you.
And if any of the other parents call,
And if any of the other parents call,
And if you loved our haute couture, you'll adore our haute cuisine.
And if you loved our haute couture, you'll adore our haute cuisine.
And in addition to the patches earned by all the girls,
And in addition to the patches earned by all the girls,
And in his place
And in his place
And it disguises nervous conditions which you should deal with in other ways.
And it disguises nervous conditions which you should deal with in other ways.
And it rains there.
And it rains there.
And it's about 100 miles to the nearest four star hotel.
And it's about 100 miles to the nearest four star hotel.
And lived off of berries and squirrel meat.
And lived off of berries and squirrel meat.
And look at the sick little baby we got in here today.
And look at the sick little baby we got in here today.
And Nefler, you better get moving.
And Nefler, you better get moving.
And never once did they have to go to the bathroom.
And never once did they have to go to the bathroom.
And next it's on to the annual Jamboree
And next it's on to the annual Jamboree
And next, we're going to make espresso.
And next, we're going to make espresso.
And now the main event of the annual Wilderness Jamboree,
And now the main event of the annual Wilderness Jamboree,
And officially disbanded.
And officially disbanded.
And perhaps this troop has finally found its niche.
And perhaps this troop has finally found its niche.
And please RSVP by Thursday.
And please RSVP by Thursday.
And remember, any hard working troop
And remember, any hard working troop
And right now, I am gonna go upstairs,
And right now, I am gonna go upstairs,
And she got these fabulous duvets, and shams and dust ruffles at 50% off,
And she got these fabulous duvets, and shams and dust ruffles at 50% off,
And she's wearing a backpack.
And she's wearing a backpack.
And support these fabulous little girls.
And support these fabulous little girls.
And that Nefler woman should be tossed out on her butt.
And that Nefler woman should be tossed out on her butt.
And that's adorable.
And that's adorable.
And that's why
And that's why
And the ashes scattered over Forest Lawn.
And the ashes scattered over Forest Lawn.
And the daughter.
And the daughter.
And the interest is only 10% a week.
And the interest is only 10% a week.
And the only thing you have to do is bring $750 for the patches,
And the only thing you have to do is bring $750 for the patches,
And the salesgirl cut her credit card in half in front of a lot of people.
And the salesgirl cut her credit card in half in front of a lot of people.
And the winners are Troop Beverly Hills.
And the winners are Troop Beverly Hills.
And then as he turned my chair around to face the mirror,
And then as he turned my chair around to face the mirror,
And then she went to pay for them,
And then she went to pay for them,
And then you can get the goods on her.
And then you can get the goods on her.
And there's something very important I have to talk to you about.
And there's something very important I have to talk to you about.
And this one's called the Freddie.
And this one's called the Freddie.
And thought that money was pretty darn important.
And thought that money was pretty darn important.
And to attain that goal,
And to attain that goal,
And to Lily Marcigan,
And to Lily Marcigan,
And to my lovely daughter, Hannah, I'm proud to present the best daughter patch.
And to my lovely daughter, Hannah, I'm proud to present the best daughter patch.
And today I am here to demonstrate for you cardiopulmonary resuscitation,
And today I am here to demonstrate for you cardiopulmonary resuscitation,
And turn them into strong, self sufficient, young women.
And turn them into strong, self sufficient, young women.
And voila', fondue alfresco.
And voila', fondue alfresco.
And we came up with some great ideas to get the whole community involved.
And we came up with some great ideas to get the whole community involved.
And we didn't call home when we were in trouble.
And we didn't call home when we were in trouble.
And we flush that troop down the old proverbial dumper.
And we flush that troop down the old proverbial dumper.
And we have come so far, and now we have to stop.
And we have come so far, and now we have to stop.
And we'd love you to be there for the check presentation.
And we'd love you to be there for the check presentation.
And we'll go over to Betsy's, and we'll play some doubles.
And we'll go over to Betsy's, and we'll play some doubles.
And we'll invite your parents, and we'll have great goodies, and you'll love it.
And we'll invite your parents, and we'll have great goodies, and you'll love it.
And we're going to win.
And we're going to win.
And we're gonna win, right?
And we're gonna win, right?
And what?
And what?
And you blew up all the helicopters yesterday.
And you blew up all the helicopters yesterday.
And you brought 'em here to this little den of inequity.
And you brought 'em here to this little den of inequity.
And you know the beauty of it?
And you know the beauty of it?
And you think I've changed? How about you, Fred?
And you think I've changed? How about you, Fred?
And you tore these children from a wholesome camping environment,
And you tore these children from a wholesome camping environment,
And, as you know, your new leader.
And, as you know, your new leader.
Ankle!
Ankle!
Annette, wait up, huh?
Annette, wait up, huh?
Annie Herman!
Annie Herman!
Annie, do rattlesnakes live in swamps?
Annie, do rattlesnakes live in swamps?
Annie, something's kind of fishy here.
Annie, something's kind of fishy here.
Annie, you look fabulous.
Annie, you look fabulous.
Anytime now, those Red Feathers will be coming up right over that horizon.
Anytime now, those Red Feathers will be coming up right over that horizon.
Anyway, the workings of the wonderful American judiciary system
Anyway, the workings of the wonderful American judiciary system
Approved.
Approved.
Are something that every child should witness,
Are something that every child should witness,
Are you drying your nails, or do you have a question?
Are you drying your nails, or do you have a question?
Are you related to Pee wee?
Are you related to Pee wee?
Are you sure you're Wilderness Girls?
Are you sure you're Wilderness Girls?
Are you there? Phyllis? Phyllis?
Are you there? Phyllis? Phyllis?
As the girls are clearing the woods,
As the girls are clearing the woods,
As we swore we would when we pledged the Wilderness Promise.
As we swore we would when we pledged the Wilderness Promise.
At midnight? It must be a real hot listing.
At midnight? It must be a real hot listing.
At the crafts fair, we made complete fools of ourselves.
At the crafts fair, we made complete fools of ourselves.
Attention, Kmart shoppers, blue light special, aisle 13.
Attention, Kmart shoppers, blue light special, aisle 13.
Attention, Kmart shoppers.
Attention, Kmart shoppers.
Backhand's a little rusty.
Backhand's a little rusty.
Because I can see that you're all special, unique, fabulous little people
Because I can see that you're all special, unique, fabulous little people
Because now is the time that we have to redouble our efforts.
Because now is the time that we have to redouble our efforts.
Because that buffalo butt is breaking every rule by joining those little monsters
Because that buffalo butt is breaking every rule by joining those little monsters
Because when we're looking for new leaders, we're looking for a real no nonsense woman.
Because when we're looking for new leaders, we're looking for a real no nonsense woman.
Before we were separated, you were never around.
Before we were separated, you were never around.
Besides, after we win, we'll send someone back to get to you.
Besides, after we win, we'll send someone back to get to you.
Besides, I wouldn't have invited them anyway.
Besides, I wouldn't have invited them anyway.
Besides, no one ever stayed around long enough to take us to the store.
Besides, no one ever stayed around long enough to take us to the store.
Besides, she hates us.
Besides, she hates us.
Besides, you never finished anything you ever started.
Besides, you never finished anything you ever started.
Beverly Hills is number one
Beverly Hills is number one
Beverly Hills, six hours, 28 and a half minutes.
Beverly Hills, six hours, 28 and a half minutes.
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills, what a thrill Beverly Hills, what a thrill
Beverly Hills.
Beverly Hills.
Bivouac there, and then tomorrow you race into the finish line. Got it?
Bivouac there, and then tomorrow you race into the finish line. Got it?
Blue light special, aisle 13.
Blue light special, aisle 13.
Boy, I'm telling you, We're a hard working crew,
Boy, I'm telling you, We're a hard working crew,
Boy, there's quite a crowd in there, isn't there?
Boy, there's quite a crowd in there, isn't there?
Boy, way past, I'll tell you.
Boy, way past, I'll tell you.
Boy, yeah, you really have.
Boy, yeah, you really have.
Bribery.
Bribery.
Bright, caring, loving, funny.
Bright, caring, loving, funny.
Bruce, I looked at the dailies.
Bruce, I looked at the dailies.
But all of that can be fixed.
But all of that can be fixed.
But Christophe had mysteriously disappeared.
But Christophe had mysteriously disappeared.
But does that jive with the ideals of the Wilderness Girl Promise?
But does that jive with the ideals of the Wilderness Girl Promise?
But he's a cute shit.
But he's a cute shit.
But I was wrong.
But I was wrong.
But I'll tell you something she does understand, cookies.
But I'll tell you something she does understand, cookies.
But I'm going to show you girls
But I'm going to show you girls
But it appears that they've opted not to compete.
But it appears that they've opted not to compete.
But it's over now.
But it's over now.
But it's really hard for me too. I feel like a ping pong ball.
But it's really hard for me too. I feel like a ping pong ball.
But next Tuesday, I'm going to be at the troop meeting.
But next Tuesday, I'm going to be at the troop meeting.
But now I realize that our splitting up was positive.
But now I realize that our splitting up was positive.
But still can get the job done.
But still can get the job done.
But that doesn't mean we can't be crackerjack Wilderness Girls
But that doesn't mean we can't be crackerjack Wilderness Girls
But the only thing that's bagged around here is you.
But the only thing that's bagged around here is you.
But they didn't.
But they didn't.
But to lead you girls into danger just to save my own pride would be criminal,
But to lead you girls into danger just to save my own pride would be criminal,
But try to remember that Dad's going through a phase right now.
But try to remember that Dad's going through a phase right now.
But will you listen the next time? I'd just like someone to listen.
But will you listen the next time? I'd just like someone to listen.
But wouldn't it save time and a little shoe leather,
But wouldn't it save time and a little shoe leather,
But you know, it misses the point.
But you know, it misses the point.
But you will never really be a real Wilderness Girl.
But you will never really be a real Wilderness Girl.
Butterscotch or Wintergreen?
Butterscotch or Wintergreen?
Buy some cookies today.
Buy some cookies today.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Can I have that wine over there?
Can I have that wine over there?
Can we just quit now?
Can we just quit now?
Careful, careful, easy. Yeah, here we come.
Careful, careful, easy. Yeah, here we come.
Chalk on the sidewalk Writing on the wall
Chalk on the sidewalk Writing on the wall
Cheap at even twice the price
Cheap at even twice the price
Chica Barnfell, our first arrival!
Chica Barnfell, our first arrival!
Chica, I'm so sorry that your parents couldn't come today.
Chica, I'm so sorry that your parents couldn't come today.
Chica! Hi!
Chica! Hi!
Chica? Upset?
Chica? Upset?
Chica? What's wrong, sweetheart?
Chica? What's wrong, sweetheart?
Cigars, cigarettes, cookies. Cigars, cigarettes.
Cigars, cigarettes, cookies. Cigars, cigarettes.
Clad in khaki for a lunch at Ie bistro or a walk in the woods.
Clad in khaki for a lunch at Ie bistro or a walk in the woods.
Cleo, I was in labor with you for 17 hours!
Cleo, I was in labor with you for 17 hours!
Come here.
Come here.
Come in.
Come in.
Come on, guys. We did swear.
Come on, guys. We did swear.
Come on, Jamie.
Come on, Jamie.
Come on, Mom. I'm not just a kid on TV. I'm one in real life.
Come on, Mom. I'm not just a kid on TV. I'm one in real life.
Come on, Mrs. Nefler. It's your turn.
Come on, Mrs. Nefler. It's your turn.
Come on, Phyllis, what is this?
Come on, Phyllis, what is this?
Come on, Red Feathers, move on.
Come on, Red Feathers, move on.
Come on, you're not gonna leave me here.
Come on, you're not gonna leave me here.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Get up. I'll make you a cappuccino,
Come on. Get up. I'll make you a cappuccino,
Come on. I can come here anytime I want to.
Come on. I can come here anytime I want to.
Come on. Look, it's just an hour.
Come on. Look, it's just an hour.
Come on. We'll go to Rodolfo's.
Come on. We'll go to Rodolfo's.
Come. Come. I got it. I got it.
Come. Come. I got it. I got it.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Cookies always cause such a fuss
Cookies always cause such a fuss
Cookies.
Cookies.
Cool it. You're acting so immature.
Cool it. You're acting so immature.
Could I get your autograph?
Could I get your autograph?
Culver City, the lovely and talented Red Feathers.
Culver City, the lovely and talented Red Feathers.
Dad thought I should keep some stuff at his house.
Dad thought I should keep some stuff at his house.
Dad, I'm supposed to bring $10 for dues.
Dad, I'm supposed to bring $10 for dues.
Dad, why are we stopping here? The park is a block up.
Dad, why are we stopping here? The park is a block up.
Daddy, do I have to go to this thing?
Daddy, do I have to go to this thing?
Daddy, my therapist would say you're definitely blocking reality.
Daddy, my therapist would say you're definitely blocking reality.
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Damn. Those little bimbesses are really starting to bug me.
Damn. Those little bimbesses are really starting to bug me.
Dark hair, long legs, big boobs?
Dark hair, long legs, big boobs?
Dear, the rules specifically state
Dear, the rules specifically state
Did you forget something, honey?
Did you forget something, honey?
Did you see the way I handled that, Herman? You're never going to see that woman again.
Did you see the way I handled that, Herman? You're never going to see that woman again.
Divorce Court patch.
Divorce Court patch.
Do they only come in khaki?
Do they only come in khaki?
Do you hear that? I thought you said we were gonna win?
Do you hear that? I thought you said we were gonna win?
Do you know how to use a compass?
Do you know how to use a compass?
Do you know the Muffler Man the Muffler Man, the Muffler Man?
Do you know the Muffler Man the Muffler Man, the Muffler Man?
Do you know the Muffler Man? Nefler is his name
Do you know the Muffler Man? Nefler is his name
Do you like people to call you Dictator or just Dick'?
Do you like people to call you Dictator or just Dick'?
Do you remember me? Phyllis Nefler.
Do you remember me? Phyllis Nefler.
Does she strike you as being minus a few buttons?
Does she strike you as being minus a few buttons?
Doesn't mean we can't be good sports, right?
Doesn't mean we can't be good sports, right?
Don't arch your back.
Don't arch your back.
Don't bet on it.
Don't bet on it.
Don't criticize my mothering, Mr. Workaholic.
Don't criticize my mothering, Mr. Workaholic.
Don't give up, Mom. He'll never really marry her.
Don't give up, Mom. He'll never really marry her.
Don't look down. Here we go.
Don't look down. Here we go.
Don't worry, Mom. It's just Lisa, Dad's realtor.
Don't worry, Mom. It's just Lisa, Dad's realtor.
Don't worry. It was probably just one of nature's beasts.
Don't worry. It was probably just one of nature's beasts.
Don't you realize what you've done for us?
Don't you realize what you've done for us?
Don't you think you've had enough?
Don't you think you've had enough?
Dr. Jerry Honigman is definitely boffing the blond and the English tutor.
Dr. Jerry Honigman is definitely boffing the blond and the English tutor.
Dr. Joyce Brothers.
Dr. Joyce Brothers.
Each troop must follow the path that is designated by your color flag.
Each troop must follow the path that is designated by your color flag.
Eleven years.
Eleven years.
Emily, I forgot my wallet. Tell 'em you'll bring it next time.
Emily, I forgot my wallet. Tell 'em you'll bring it next time.
Emily, I want to tell you a story
Emily, I want to tell you a story
Emily!
Emily!
Emily!
Emily!
Emily! Emily, stop! Will you stop?
Emily! Emily, stop! Will you stop?
Encouraging drunkenness.
Encouraging drunkenness.
Especially friends with money.
Especially friends with money.
Especially with a woman like you in charge.
Especially with a woman like you in charge.
Even if you don't.
Even if you don't.
Everybody knows it I love Paul
Everybody knows it I love Paul
Everyone was there, all the Beverly Hills glitterati.
Everyone was there, all the Beverly Hills glitterati.
Everything north of the lawn jockey is mine.
Everything north of the lawn jockey is mine.
Except for the color's wrong, the collar's wrong,
Except for the color's wrong, the collar's wrong,
Excuse me, Cheech? Hi, I'd like you to meet Annie Herman.
Excuse me, Cheech? Hi, I'd like you to meet Annie Herman.
Excuse me, Mrs. Nefler. It's Chica. She's downstairs. She seems really upset.
Excuse me, Mrs. Nefler. It's Chica. She's downstairs. She seems really upset.
Excuse me, Officer, don't you know who this man is?
Excuse me, Officer, don't you know who this man is?
Exhale, inhale down.
Exhale, inhale down.
Exhale. Inhale.
Exhale. Inhale.
Fabulous.
Fabulous.
Fabulous.
Fabulous.
Felt his manhood rising to a pulsating frenzy.
Felt his manhood rising to a pulsating frenzy.
Fine. I really care. So what? Who cares?
Fine. I really care. So what? Who cares?
First and foremost, I am a Wilderness Girl,
First and foremost, I am a Wilderness Girl,
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Follow me, girls.
Follow me, girls.
For a full range of motion. Exhale up.
For a full range of motion. Exhale up.
For all your hotsy totsy friends?
For all your hotsy totsy friends?
For example.
For example.
For giving our little girl a birthday party while we were away.
For giving our little girl a birthday party while we were away.
For teaching us how to launder money and crush a revolution,
For teaching us how to launder money and crush a revolution,
For the ultimate honor of being next year's poster troop.
For the ultimate honor of being next year's poster troop.
Forty two?
Forty two?
Fred, I never hated you.
Fred, I never hated you.
Fred!
Fred!
Freddy, did it ever occur to you that marriage is a partnership?
Freddy, did it ever occur to you that marriage is a partnership?
From the cute little girls with the red feathers in their hats.
From the cute little girls with the red feathers in their hats.
Full of sugar and spice Just like us
Full of sugar and spice Just like us
Gather around, you friends of mine
Gather around, you friends of mine
Geek brain! I hate children! I hate them!
Geek brain! I hate children! I hate them!
Get your damn car out of my friendship ring.
Get your damn car out of my friendship ring.
Get your footing, girls, going down the hill please.
Get your footing, girls, going down the hill please.
Girls, about face!
Girls, about face!
Girls, did the room service arrive yet?
Girls, did the room service arrive yet?
Girls, I'd like you to welcome Ms. Annie Herman,
Girls, I'd like you to welcome Ms. Annie Herman,
Girls?
Girls?
Give it up.
Give it up.
Give me another bottle of Evian.
Give me another bottle of Evian.
Give me the trophy.
Give me the trophy.
Go tell her.
Go tell her.
Go through with what?
Go through with what?
God.
God.
Good morning, Dictator. Mrs. Dictator.
Good morning, Dictator. Mrs. Dictator.
Good morning. You must be Lily.
Good morning. You must be Lily.
Good night, Freddy.
Good night, Freddy.
Good night, sweetie.
Good night, sweetie.
Good spirit, girls.
Good spirit, girls.
Good spirit, Tiffany.
Good spirit, Tiffany.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Gosh.
Gosh.
Got some furniture from Divorced Guys R Us.
Got some furniture from Divorced Guys R Us.
Granted, I'm new at this,
Granted, I'm new at this,
Gucci's just north of Wilshire. The Beverly Wilshire Hotel is west.
Gucci's just north of Wilshire. The Beverly Wilshire Hotel is west.
Guess it's back to the shrink on Tuesdays.
Guess it's back to the shrink on Tuesdays.
Halt. Nefler.
Halt. Nefler.
Hannah, I washed your yellow sweatshirt.
Hannah, I washed your yellow sweatshirt.
Hannah, wake up. Wake up, honey.
Hannah, wake up. Wake up, honey.
Hannah?
Hannah?
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear Chica
Happy birthday, dear Chica
Happy cookie day.
Happy cookie day.
Have your fun now, Phyllis,
Have your fun now, Phyllis,
Having fun?
Having fun?
Having money isn't the most important thing.
Having money isn't the most important thing.
He permed me!
He permed me!
He pulled off her Halston gown,
He pulled off her Halston gown,
He said, "I'll streak your hair,
He said, "I'll streak your hair,
He won't even the get the bill until after we're divorced.
He won't even the get the bill until after we're divorced.
He worked very fast,
He worked very fast,
He's my dad, James "The Jackhammer" Shaker.
He's my dad, James "The Jackhammer" Shaker.
He's the best. He's the greatest.
He's the best. He's the greatest.
Hearty congratulations to the winners of our annual Wilderness Jamboree,
Hearty congratulations to the winners of our annual Wilderness Jamboree,
Hello, Hannah. You remember your father, the Big Bad Wolf?
Hello, Hannah. You remember your father, the Big Bad Wolf?
Hello, Mrs. Nefler. This is Annie Herman. Remember me?
Hello, Mrs. Nefler. This is Annie Herman. Remember me?
Hello. We're selling cookies. It's for a very good cause.
Hello. We're selling cookies. It's for a very good cause.
Help! I'm drowning. God. I'm...
Help! I'm drowning. God. I'm...
Henri? Henri.
Henri? Henri.
Henri? Henri.
Henri? Henri.
Here comes Chica.
Here comes Chica.
Here I am. Yeah, come... Keep... I'm here.
Here I am. Yeah, come... Keep... I'm here.
Here, catch!
Here, catch!
Here's Claire, who you might recognize from television,
Here's Claire, who you might recognize from television,
Herman!
Herman!
Herman. File, file.
Herman. File, file.
Hey, Hannah, look at me. I'm your mother.
Hey, Hannah, look at me. I'm your mother.
Hey, how you doing? Pleasure to meet you.
Hey, how you doing? Pleasure to meet you.
Hey, I went shopping, buster, to furnish your perfect house,
Hey, I went shopping, buster, to furnish your perfect house,
Hey, look, it's my giant underpants!
Hey, look, it's my giant underpants!
Hey, those commercials were your idea.
Hey, those commercials were your idea.
Hey, your hat is fabulous Mrs. Nefler.
Hey, your hat is fabulous Mrs. Nefler.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey.
Hey.
Hi ho!
Hi ho!
Hi, Fred Nefler here for Neflefs Mufflers.
Hi, Fred Nefler here for Neflefs Mufflers.
Hi, girls. My name is Officer Bill,
Hi, girls. My name is Officer Bill,
Hi, going through a divorce.
Hi, going through a divorce.
Hi, Vel. Lovely to see you too.
Hi, Vel. Lovely to see you too.
Hi, Velda.
Hi, Velda.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
His eyes were steely gray, very cold.
His eyes were steely gray, very cold.
Honey, you're gonna be less neurotic
Honey, you're gonna be less neurotic
Honey.
Honey.
Hopefully to be followed by
Hopefully to be followed by
How about some room service?
How about some room service?
How about this?
How about this?
How about this?
How about this?
How about you? How's the new condo?
How about you? How's the new condo?
How bad is it, Tessa?
How bad is it, Tessa?
How can she subject those innocent children to this?
How can she subject those innocent children to this?
How can you tell?
How can you tell?
How did this happen?
How did this happen?
How did you collect all this information?
How did you collect all this information?
How do you do, sir? Glad to meet you.
How do you do, sir? Glad to meet you.
How long?
How long?
How many boxes are you little soldiers going to take?
How many boxes are you little soldiers going to take?
How many pairs of shoes do you really have?
How many pairs of shoes do you really have?
How to bake cuppie cakes,
How to bake cuppie cakes,
How to survive in the wilds of Beverly Hills.
How to survive in the wilds of Beverly Hills.
How's it look?
How's it look?
How's that? That's perfect.
How's that? That's perfect.
Huddle.
Huddle.
I am fully aware of what your troop has done.
I am fully aware of what your troop has done.
I am proud to present to Tiffany Honigman the friendship patch,
I am proud to present to Tiffany Honigman the friendship patch,
I am really very, very proud of you. I just had to say that.
I am really very, very proud of you. I just had to say that.
I am scared.
I am scared.
I am?
I am?
I believe you're being paged.
I believe you're being paged.
I bet you thought that was pretty cute last night, didn't you, Nefler?
I bet you thought that was pretty cute last night, didn't you, Nefler?
I bought you your first...
I bought you your first...
I brought up your mail.
I brought up your mail.
I can do it, Morn. It's just like the balance beam.
I can do it, Morn. It's just like the balance beam.
I can do this.
I can do this.
I can hardly wait to see the look on Freddy's face when he gets the bill.
I can hardly wait to see the look on Freddy's face when he gets the bill.
I can let you have it for $5,000.
I can let you have it for $5,000.
I can touch anything I want.
I can touch anything I want.
I can't believe he's taking her to the Dodger game.
I can't believe he's taking her to the Dodger game.
I can't believe that. That's so great.
I can't believe that. That's so great.
I couldn't get a job in this town.
I couldn't get a job in this town.
I couldn't wait to see what you'd do with it.
I couldn't wait to see what you'd do with it.
I coupon clipped your way through law school,
I coupon clipped your way through law school,
I did?
I did?
I distinctly remember telling you to stay off this log.
I distinctly remember telling you to stay off this log.
I don't expect you to understand how much this means to me, or to Hannah,
I don't expect you to understand how much this means to me, or to Hannah,
I don't have the money.
I don't have the money.
I don't know, Ms. Plendor.
I don't know, Ms. Plendor.
I don't know. Give me the trophy.
I don't know. Give me the trophy.
I don't need you. I don't need anybody.
I don't need you. I don't need anybody.
I don't understand it. They deliberately ruined it for our girls.
I don't understand it. They deliberately ruined it for our girls.
I don't usually talk that way.
I don't usually talk that way.
I don't want you two to split up.
I don't want you two to split up.
I earn the money, and my partner, she spends it.
I earn the money, and my partner, she spends it.
I feel like I've grown a lot in the last few months.
I feel like I've grown a lot in the last few months.
I got to tell you something else. You look great.
I got to tell you something else. You look great.
I guess he's divorcing both of us.
I guess he's divorcing both of us.
I guess my big break came when I was playing Ace,
I guess my big break came when I was playing Ace,
I guess that means I don't have to spy on Mrs. Nefler anymore.
I guess that means I don't have to spy on Mrs. Nefler anymore.
I hate Cosmo.
I hate Cosmo.
I hate to say it, Mom, but you know it's true.
I hate to say it, Mom, but you know it's true.
I have a nose job at 3:00, a lift at 5:00, and a boob job at 7:00,
I have a nose job at 3:00, a lift at 5:00, and a boob job at 7:00,
I have no other option but to lead the Red Feathers myself.
I have no other option but to lead the Red Feathers myself.
I have patches, girls! I can get you into West Point.
I have patches, girls! I can get you into West Point.
I haven't been to Jazzercise in three weeks.
I haven't been to Jazzercise in three weeks.
I just wish that you guys would get back together again.
I just wish that you guys would get back together again.
I knew I could count on you girls to do the right thing.
I knew I could count on you girls to do the right thing.
I knew I could count on you losers to do the wimpy thing.
I knew I could count on you losers to do the wimpy thing.
I knew it wouldn't last.
I knew it wouldn't last.
I know it, they know it, and you know it.
I know it, they know it, and you know it.
I know it's customary in order to raise funds to sell cookies door to door,
I know it's customary in order to raise funds to sell cookies door to door,
I know this is hard for you and Mom,
I know this is hard for you and Mom,
I know you feel bad, honey,
I know you feel bad, honey,
I know you know best,
I know you know best,
I know you're very busy, but I wanted you to know
I know you're very busy, but I wanted you to know
I know, life is so ironic.
I know, life is so ironic.
I know. It's my Wilderness Girl uniform. What can you do with it?
I know. It's my Wilderness Girl uniform. What can you do with it?
I know. Me too.
I know. Me too.
I leave it up to you.
I leave it up to you.
I like it.
I like it.
I liked it.
I liked it.
I love the smell of cookies in the morning.
I love the smell of cookies in the morning.
I love you, Muffler Man.
I love you, Muffler Man.
I may be old, and I may be senile,
I may be old, and I may be senile,
I mean, I know it's not a really important job, you know, like being a Wilderness Girl.
I mean, I know it's not a really important job, you know, like being a Wilderness Girl.
I need some jewelry.
I need some jewelry.
I never intended on embarrassing anyone.
I never intended on embarrassing anyone.
I paid for it all.
I paid for it all.
I promise you'll be back at Kmart selling those yarn balls if you don't follow orders.
I promise you'll be back at Kmart selling those yarn balls if you don't follow orders.
I said come on down, come on down It's cookie time
I said come on down, come on down It's cookie time
I said, "She'll always be my daughter."
I said, "She'll always be my daughter."
I saw it.
I saw it.
I started my new meaningful life today,
I started my new meaningful life today,
I think I see somebody.
I think I see somebody.
I think I'll have you move in with that Nefler woman.
I think I'll have you move in with that Nefler woman.
I think she's really warming up, don't you?
I think she's really warming up, don't you?
I think the campsite is at Cartier, so to speak.
I think the campsite is at Cartier, so to speak.
I think the evidence I have shown here
I think the evidence I have shown here
I think we should leave her. She's just a pain.
I think we should leave her. She's just a pain.
I think we'll be back before winter. It's only an overnight campout.
I think we'll be back before winter. It's only an overnight campout.
I think we'll keep her on for a while.
I think we'll keep her on for a while.
I think what she means to say is that you made us like ourselves.
I think what she means to say is that you made us like ourselves.
I thought I could never show my face on Wilshire again.
I thought I could never show my face on Wilshire again.
I thought maybe you decided to move back in.
I thought maybe you decided to move back in.
I want a tight close up on Tessa. Stay with her.
I want a tight close up on Tessa. Stay with her.
I want that woman out, Herman. She's a threat to everything we stand for.
I want that woman out, Herman. She's a threat to everything we stand for.
I want these burned
I want these burned
I want to do something normal for a change, okay?
I want to do something normal for a change, okay?
I want to reshoot the ending. Set it up for today.
I want to reshoot the ending. Set it up for today.
I want you all to welcome our esteemed district leader, Velda Plendor,
I want you all to welcome our esteemed district leader, Velda Plendor,
I was angry with you, and I was hurt.
I was angry with you, and I was hurt.
I was spying on Dad. But that's not really the point here.
I was spying on Dad. But that's not really the point here.
I was sure she'd quit.
I was sure she'd quit.
I was wondering if I could offer my services to you as an assistant troop leader.
I was wondering if I could offer my services to you as an assistant troop leader.
I wasn't spying on Dad. I was checking on my azaleas.
I wasn't spying on Dad. I was checking on my azaleas.
I went to Christophe's where I usually get my hair done,
I went to Christophe's where I usually get my hair done,
I will always try my best to be honest and fair,
I will always try my best to be honest and fair,
I will set a court date for six weeks from today.
I will set a court date for six weeks from today.
I wish Dad were here.
I wish Dad were here.
I would, but I just bought four boxes from your friends.
I would, but I just bought four boxes from your friends.
I'd better go.
I'd better go.
I'd better go. It was stupid of me to come over here.
I'd better go. It was stupid of me to come over here.
I'd like to say that the other three troops gave us a real run for our money,
I'd like to say that the other three troops gave us a real run for our money,
I'd say 82 thou.
I'd say 82 thou.
I'll get something soon.
I'll get something soon.
I'll help you pack.
I'll help you pack.
I'll never forget him.
I'll never forget him.
I'll raise you two marshmallows.
I'll raise you two marshmallows.
I'll save the dessert.
I'll save the dessert.
I'll see your two marshmallows and raise you a wiener.
I'll see your two marshmallows and raise you a wiener.
I'll suffer through it.
I'll suffer through it.
I'll tell you about the buttons, you senile old bag.
I'll tell you about the buttons, you senile old bag.
I'm a mother. I'm a widow. I'm an ex Army nurse.
I'm a mother. I'm a widow. I'm an ex Army nurse.
I'm coming, girls! I've got the fondue!
I'm coming, girls! I've got the fondue!
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm going to be a great Troop Leader.
I'm going to be a great Troop Leader.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm gonna assign you as Assistant Troop Leader.
I'm gonna assign you as Assistant Troop Leader.
I'm gonna be taking over tomorrow. You're going to be too sick to continue.
I'm gonna be taking over tomorrow. You're going to be too sick to continue.
I'm gonna get my barbell, and I'm gonna get the rest of my clothes.
I'm gonna get my barbell, and I'm gonna get the rest of my clothes.
I'm gonna kiss you, froggy, and turn you into a handsome prince.
I'm gonna kiss you, froggy, and turn you into a handsome prince.
I'm gonna kiss you.
I'm gonna kiss you.
I'm gonna secede from the national organization.
I'm gonna secede from the national organization.
I'm late for an appointment, honey. That's the actor's life, busy, busy.
I'm late for an appointment, honey. That's the actor's life, busy, busy.
I'm new at this, but aren't you supposed to be wearing uniforms?
I'm new at this, but aren't you supposed to be wearing uniforms?
I'm not coming. It's stupid. It's stupid.
I'm not coming. It's stupid. It's stupid.
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not seeing her anymore.
I'm not seeing her anymore.
I'm not selling this shit for no masquerade parties.
I'm not selling this shit for no masquerade parties.
I'm proud to present the international affairs patch.
I'm proud to present the international affairs patch.
I'm proud to present the sushi appreciation patch,
I'm proud to present the sushi appreciation patch,
I'm so proud of you.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry to see you go.
I'm sorry to see you go.
I'm sorry we're late, Your Honor.
I'm sorry we're late, Your Honor.
I'm sorry, Phyl.
I'm sorry, Phyl.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
I'm sorry. I already bought some.
I'm sorry. I already bought some.
I'm stopping to drop Tiffany off at her troop meeting.
I'm stopping to drop Tiffany off at her troop meeting.
I'm sure they didn't.
I'm sure they didn't.
I'm sure they love you very much.
I'm sure they love you very much.
I'm sure we won't, Ms. Plendor, sir.
I'm sure we won't, Ms. Plendor, sir.
I'm the only real Wilderness Girl.
I'm the only real Wilderness Girl.
I'm very proud of you girls. Terrific.
I'm very proud of you girls. Terrific.
I'm warning you, Nefler.
I'm warning you, Nefler.
I've got a great idea. Why don't you two just kiss and make up?
I've got a great idea. Why don't you two just kiss and make up?
I've got two dollars. Exact change. Thank you.
I've got two dollars. Exact change. Thank you.
I've lost my will to shop.
I've lost my will to shop.
If I get across...
If I get across...
If we just had a star studded telethon?
If we just had a star studded telethon?
If you mean a man I go out with...
If you mean a man I go out with...
If you mean like a boy who's just a friend...
If you mean like a boy who's just a friend...
If you need anything, just call me. You've got Dad's number.
If you need anything, just call me. You've got Dad's number.
If your parents are happily divorced rather than unhappily married.
If your parents are happily divorced rather than unhappily married.
In the temporary support hearing of Nefler v. Nefler.
In the temporary support hearing of Nefler v. Nefler.
In the wilderness of life, we can never be too prepared.
In the wilderness of life, we can never be too prepared.
Interesting color.
Interesting color.
Interests, "community affairs."
Interests, "community affairs."
Is that a record or something, Annie?
Is that a record or something, Annie?
Is that the one with the tummy tuck?
Is that the one with the tummy tuck?
Is the caviar too much?
Is the caviar too much?
Is there another woman?
Is there another woman?
It all looked so civilized, but really, it was a black tied jungle.
It all looked so civilized, but really, it was a black tied jungle.
It enhances community spirit.
It enhances community spirit.
It is only dangerous when you don't know what you're doing.
It is only dangerous when you don't know what you're doing.
It is?
It is?
It looks great.
It looks great.
It might be dangerous.
It might be dangerous.
It must have been the squirrel meat.
It must have been the squirrel meat.
It really frosts my cookies that we have worked so hard,
It really frosts my cookies that we have worked so hard,
It sounds like Dead Man's Swamp.
It sounds like Dead Man's Swamp.
It was a cold and rainy day in March.
It was a cold and rainy day in March.
It was a last minute trip. They didn't mean to leave me on my birthday.
It was a last minute trip. They didn't mean to leave me on my birthday.
It was a warm and sultry evening.
It was a warm and sultry evening.
It was awful. It was awful, but we made it.
It was awful. It was awful, but we made it.
It was inspirational.
It was inspirational.
It was you.
It was you.
It'd be fabulous.
It'd be fabulous.
It'd be nice if you stayed for the parents' meeting, you know?
It'd be nice if you stayed for the parents' meeting, you know?
It's 20 miles to the nearest campsite,
It's 20 miles to the nearest campsite,
It's a little do I'm cooking up. It'll be at the marina on a boat.
It's a little do I'm cooking up. It'll be at the marina on a boat.
It's a Van Runkle. Isn't it fabulous?
It's a Van Runkle. Isn't it fabulous?
It's about time you two grew up.
It's about time you two grew up.
It's bad for you.
It's bad for you.
It's batting helmet day, and she's not even under 14.
It's batting helmet day, and she's not even under 14.
It's because of the $750. She doesn't have it.
It's because of the $750. She doesn't have it.
It's broken. Jamie, some rations and some water.
It's broken. Jamie, some rations and some water.
It's called being a big jerk.
It's called being a big jerk.
It's cookie time It's cookie time
It's cookie time It's cookie time
It's cookie time, cookie time, cookie time
It's cookie time, cookie time, cookie time
It's cut badly, it itches, and it's not me.
It's cut badly, it itches, and it's not me.
It's different and everything, but I mean, it's softer somehow.
It's different and everything, but I mean, it's softer somehow.
It's for a very good cause.
It's for a very good cause.
It's great. It's great, yeah.
It's great. It's great, yeah.
It's just a typical male midlife crisis.
It's just a typical male midlife crisis.
It's khaki wishes and cookie dreams.
It's khaki wishes and cookie dreams.
It's okay with me.
It's okay with me.
It's one thing to try and convince myself that I'm a real troop leader,
It's one thing to try and convince myself that I'm a real troop leader,
It's our job to see that they're not denied the privilege.
It's our job to see that they're not denied the privilege.
It's the source of power that allows a brave to defend his home
It's the source of power that allows a brave to defend his home
It's Thursday.
It's Thursday.
It's very treacherous, and that is a very, very deep ravine.
It's very treacherous, and that is a very, very deep ravine.
Join hands, please.
Join hands, please.
Just a little mother daughter bonding thing.
Just a little mother daughter bonding thing.
Just a second, Herman.
Just a second, Herman.
Just because you're out in the woods, it's no excuse not to look your best.
Just because you're out in the woods, it's no excuse not to look your best.
Just call me Bong Bong, please.
Just call me Bong Bong, please.
Just give me 10 minutes.
Just give me 10 minutes.
Just once, I would like to go the distance.
Just once, I would like to go the distance.
Just raring to go.
Just raring to go.
Just what are you trying to do, huh?
Just what are you trying to do, huh?
Keep breathing, now lift.
Keep breathing, now lift.
Keep dancing!
Keep dancing!
Keep looking straight ahead.
Keep looking straight ahead.
Keep talking, honey, so I can move toward the sound of your voice.
Keep talking, honey, so I can move toward the sound of your voice.
Kumbaya
Kumbaya
Kumbaya
Kumbaya
Kumbaya
Kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord
Kumbaya, my Lord
Kumbaya, my Lord
Kumbaya, my Lord
Kumbaya, my Lord
Kumbaya, my Lord
Lam the log. lam the ravine.
Lam the log. lam the ravine.
Leave behind our credit card
Leave behind our credit card
Let's give them one last chance.
Let's give them one last chance.
Let's start with Mar Vista. How many boxes will you take, Mar Vista?
Let's start with Mar Vista. How many boxes will you take, Mar Vista?
Lift and down. You can do it. Come on!
Lift and down. You can do it. Come on!
Light the corners of my mind
Light the corners of my mind
Lisa, too bad! Are you okay, honey?
Lisa, too bad! Are you okay, honey?
Listen, I had a little surprise for you. We didn't sell 2,000 boxes of cookies.
Listen, I had a little surprise for you. We didn't sell 2,000 boxes of cookies.
Listen, the Barnfells are throwing a gala this evening,
Listen, the Barnfells are throwing a gala this evening,
Look at those adorable little red feathers, and your patches, those are fabulous.
Look at those adorable little red feathers, and your patches, those are fabulous.
Look, if all you're trying to do is to sell 2,000 boxes of cookies,
Look, if all you're trying to do is to sell 2,000 boxes of cookies,
Look, it's obvious we don't have a solution here.
Look, it's obvious we don't have a solution here.
Look, they're dragging something.
Look, they're dragging something.
Look, this here's the man who put the space in Spinks' teeth,
Look, this here's the man who put the space in Spinks' teeth,
Look! I'm a nun!
Look! I'm a nun!
Look.
Look.
Looks like an animal.
Looks like an animal.
Madam, would you mind telling me the truth?
Madam, would you mind telling me the truth?
Maestro, if you please.
Maestro, if you please.
Marital status,
Marital status,
Marlene, I'm on my way to the hospital now.
Marlene, I'm on my way to the hospital now.
Materialism at its worst.
Materialism at its worst.
May I kiss the Troop Leader?
May I kiss the Troop Leader?
May I see your license and registration, please?
May I see your license and registration, please?
May I speak with Velda Plendor, please?
May I speak with Velda Plendor, please?
May the best troop win.
May the best troop win.
Maybe you never heard of a little troop called the Red Feathers?
Maybe you never heard of a little troop called the Red Feathers?
Me and seven other girls.
Me and seven other girls.
Memories
Memories
Misty watercolor memories...
Misty watercolor memories...
Mom did it.
Mom did it.
Mom, a lady called about an orientation meeting.
Mom, a lady called about an orientation meeting.
Mom, can we spy on dad in the morning?
Mom, can we spy on dad in the morning?
Mom, you're a hero.
Mom, you're a hero.
Mom, you're afraid of heights.
Mom, you're afraid of heights.
Mom.
Mom.
Mom's going to be our new troop leader.
Mom's going to be our new troop leader.
Mon capitaine, what a pleasant surprise.
Mon capitaine, what a pleasant surprise.
More commonly known as CPR.
More commonly known as CPR.
Morn!
Morn!
Mother!
Mother!
Move in with her?
Move in with her?
Move out.
Move out.
Mr. Michaelson, is your client planning to be here or not?
Mr. Michaelson, is your client planning to be here or not?
Mrs. Grundman is gravely ill.
Mrs. Grundman is gravely ill.
Mrs. Nefler is the culprit behind this khaki mania.
Mrs. Nefler is the culprit behind this khaki mania.
Mrs. Nefler said to give you the works.
Mrs. Nefler said to give you the works.
Mrs. Nefler,
Mrs. Nefler,
Mrs. Nefler, meet Cinderella.
Mrs. Nefler, meet Cinderella.
Mrs. Nefler.
Mrs. Nefler.
Mrs. Phyllis Nefler.
Mrs. Phyllis Nefler.
Ms. Nefler, she's history. We're out of here.
Ms. Nefler, she's history. We're out of here.
Ms. Pia Zadora.
Ms. Pia Zadora.
Must be Velda.
Must be Velda.
My agent says this nostalgia boom is going to make me a big star again.
My agent says this nostalgia boom is going to make me a big star again.
My broker says it's a fabulous investment.
My broker says it's a fabulous investment.
My client may be considering remarriage.
My client may be considering remarriage.
My dad's been going through it.
My dad's been going through it.
My god, darling, what is that?
My god, darling, what is that?
My God.
My God.
My gosh.
My gosh.
My life is over.
My life is over.
My name is Velda Plendor.
My name is Velda Plendor.
My parents are in Monte Carlo!
My parents are in Monte Carlo!
My troop and I were busy describing the fall fashions to the blind.
My troop and I were busy describing the fall fashions to the blind.
Name, Phyllis Nefler.
Name, Phyllis Nefler.
Nefler, what the hell is happening here?
Nefler, what the hell is happening here?
Nefler.
Nefler.
Never go to Reno, girls.
Never go to Reno, girls.
Next!
Next!
Night, Phyllis.
Night, Phyllis.
Nix on the "Mom" business.
Nix on the "Mom" business.
No big deal. Too many accessories clutter an outfit.
No big deal. Too many accessories clutter an outfit.
No leader, no trophy.
No leader, no trophy.
No matter who you have to step on along the way.
No matter who you have to step on along the way.
No problem.
No problem.
No, and I'll tell you something else.
No, and I'll tell you something else.
No, damn it! Throw me a lifesaver!
No, damn it! Throw me a lifesaver!
No, no, no, no, no way!
No, no, no, no, no way!
No, they hate water.
No, they hate water.
No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Plendor's Pioneers.
No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Plendor's Pioneers.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No.
No. No.
No. Sit down. Let's talk.
No. Sit down. Let's talk.
No. You don't want to help me.
No. You don't want to help me.
Normal with Phyllis running the show?
Normal with Phyllis running the show?
Normally, I'd ask for a refund, but this one's on the house.
Normally, I'd ask for a refund, but this one's on the house.
Not all of you are going to make it.
Not all of you are going to make it.
Not anymore you aren't. I just fired you.
Not anymore you aren't. I just fired you.
Not anymore. We've got a map here.
Not anymore. We've got a map here.
Not necessarily. Look.
Not necessarily. Look.
Not on that thing, you won't.
Not on that thing, you won't.
Not so you could be Nefler the Muffler Man!
Not so you could be Nefler the Muffler Man!
Not until we sing Kumbaya.
Not until we sing Kumbaya.
Now how many boxes of cookies are we gonna sell?
Now how many boxes of cookies are we gonna sell?
Now I know that we're gonna have a fabulous time
Now I know that we're gonna have a fabulous time
Now I want to say that I have loved our times together,
Now I want to say that I have loved our times together,
Now if your Pinto, Porsche, or whatever is sick,
Now if your Pinto, Porsche, or whatever is sick,
Now isn't that a mature approach to a relationship?
Now isn't that a mature approach to a relationship?
Now it's not easy. It's not going to be a picnic.
Now it's not easy. It's not going to be a picnic.
Now let's beat those suckers at their own game.
Now let's beat those suckers at their own game.
Now lie down and open your mouth.
Now lie down and open your mouth.
Now the theme of the shot is victory.
Now the theme of the shot is victory.
Now, about a new leader, I understand we have an applicant.
Now, about a new leader, I understand we have an applicant.
Now, Daddy, shake the man's hand, and let's be on our way.
Now, Daddy, shake the man's hand, and let's be on our way.
Now, get off my dock.
Now, get off my dock.
Now, Velda, as long as they are girls who want to belong,
Now, Velda, as long as they are girls who want to belong,
Of course I remember you, Annie.
Of course I remember you, Annie.
Of course what do I know? I'm just your mother.
Of course what do I know? I'm just your mother.
Of course, I am.
Of course, I am.
Of course, it may look like an ordinary, high quality backpack, but...
Of course, it may look like an ordinary, high quality backpack, but...
Oh, Lord, kumbaya
Oh, Lord, kumbaya
Oh, my God, what was that?
Oh, my God, what was that?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Ohio!
Ohio!
Okay, fine, on your mark, get set, go.
Okay, fine, on your mark, get set, go.
Okay, go down to the bridge. Go down to the bridge.
Okay, go down to the bridge. Go down to the bridge.
Okay, I'm gonna turn around. ls your foot all right?
Okay, I'm gonna turn around. ls your foot all right?
Okay, let's begin with the Frug.
Okay, let's begin with the Frug.
Okay, let's push.
Okay, let's push.
Okay, now, north is that way. Which way is the campsite?
Okay, now, north is that way. Which way is the campsite?
Okay, now, who would like to be first to volunteer a thought or a feeling,
Okay, now, who would like to be first to volunteer a thought or a feeling,
Okay, okay, we'll see you tomorrow.
Okay, okay, we'll see you tomorrow.
Okay, put your foot down.
Okay, put your foot down.
Okay, so I'm not perfect.
Okay, so I'm not perfect.
Okay, we're not robust mountain women as yet.
Okay, we're not robust mountain women as yet.
Okay, well, let's sit in the friendship circle and welcome Ms. Herman.
Okay, well, let's sit in the friendship circle and welcome Ms. Herman.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Does everybody feel like that?
Okay. Does everybody feel like that?
Okay. Here I come.
Okay. Here I come.
On behalf of the other Feathers and myself, we felt good.
On behalf of the other Feathers and myself, we felt good.
On your marks, get set...
On your marks, get set...
One bathroom for nine people? Yes.
One bathroom for nine people? Yes.
One day, she went to Neiman Marcus for the linen sale,
One day, she went to Neiman Marcus for the linen sale,
One man said he could actually feel the colors.
One man said he could actually feel the colors.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
Only an idiot would walk across that.
Only an idiot would walk across that.
Only Wilderness Girls and Troop Leaders are allowed to participate in this.
Only Wilderness Girls and Troop Leaders are allowed to participate in this.
Or anyone else in their right mind knows them.
Or anyone else in their right mind knows them.
Or her little friends, who happen to need me.
Or her little friends, who happen to need me.
Or we could leave her here and pursue our own personal glory.
Or we could leave her here and pursue our own personal glory.
Our blue flags were for our Beverly Hills sisters,
Our blue flags were for our Beverly Hills sisters,
Our goal is simple,
Our goal is simple,
Out. I'll take the rest.
Out. I'll take the rest.
Patches. We don't need no stinking patches!
Patches. We don't need no stinking patches!
Peanut butter or mint?
Peanut butter or mint?
Perfect. Good. Good. Let 'em go.
Perfect. Good. Good. Let 'em go.
Philly? Phyllis?
Philly? Phyllis?
Phyl, I got to hand it to you.
Phyl, I got to hand it to you.
Phyl, just how much she means to me,
Phyl, just how much she means to me,
Phyllis Nefler, Troop Beverly Hills.
Phyllis Nefler, Troop Beverly Hills.
Phyllis, if you contributed any more to this marriage, we would be on welfare!
Phyllis, if you contributed any more to this marriage, we would be on welfare!
Phyllis, that's not funny.
Phyllis, that's not funny.
Phyllis, we want to thank you
Phyllis, we want to thank you
Phyllis, what's your plan?
Phyllis, what's your plan?
Phyllis! Are you upstairs?
Phyllis! Are you upstairs?
Phyllis? I can't let you take the girls out there alone.
Phyllis? I can't let you take the girls out there alone.
Please don't bother. I'll just shave it when I get home.
Please don't bother. I'll just shave it when I get home.
Prides herself on being honest, resourceful, and thrifty.
Prides herself on being honest, resourceful, and thrifty.
Promise? I'll give you a promise, Herman.
Promise? I'll give you a promise, Herman.
Proves conclusively, beyond a shadow of a doubt,
Proves conclusively, beyond a shadow of a doubt,
Push hard. Don't lose your balance.
Push hard. Don't lose your balance.
Put on those arm bands. Come on.
Put on those arm bands. Come on.
Ready, lift. And down.
Ready, lift. And down.
Ready, set, go.
Ready, set, go.
Really lonely mountain men.
Really lonely mountain men.
Red Feathers, six hours 29 minutes.
Red Feathers, six hours 29 minutes.
Redford? Fifteen helicopters?
Redford? Fifteen helicopters?
Redondo Beach, seven hours 21 minutes. Pomona, seven hours and four minutes.
Redondo Beach, seven hours 21 minutes. Pomona, seven hours and four minutes.
Remarkable clarity.
Remarkable clarity.
Remember, the troop that gets back here in the shortest time wins.
Remember, the troop that gets back here in the shortest time wins.
Right, like jewelry.
Right, like jewelry.
Right!
Right!
Right.
Right.
Right. Anyway, you have a good time, okay?
Right. Anyway, you have a good time, okay?
Rosa will be back before you do any more of my laundry, won't she?
Rosa will be back before you do any more of my laundry, won't she?
Rosa, will you stop crying?
Rosa, will you stop crying?
Rosa! Rosa!
Rosa! Rosa!
Say, like, on the weekends. I'd like to get through...
Say, like, on the weekends. I'd like to get through...
Says here "not applicable."
Says here "not applicable."
See, he's got to prove that he's still sexually attractive.
See, he's got to prove that he's still sexually attractive.
See, now, I know what you did with it.
See, now, I know what you did with it.
See, there, I told you not to mention divorce in front of Rosa.
See, there, I told you not to mention divorce in front of Rosa.
Setting the new record time for the first half of this competition.
Setting the new record time for the first half of this competition.
Share something with us?
Share something with us?
She bought it.
She bought it.
She can have the patches. I'm still a Wilderness Girl.
She can have the patches. I'm still a Wilderness Girl.
She can pull into the garage and wait
She can pull into the garage and wait
She is smashingly sheathed in this season's hottest style,
She is smashingly sheathed in this season's hottest style,
She looked stunning. Everything was going wonderfully.
She looked stunning. Everything was going wonderfully.
She loves animals.
She loves animals.
She put this whole thing together.
She put this whole thing together.
She thinks just because she's rich she doesn't have to play by the rules.
She thinks just because she's rich she doesn't have to play by the rules.
She was always fun at our Halloween party.
She was always fun at our Halloween party.
She'll be just like all the others. She'll get bored with us, and she'll quit.
She'll be just like all the others. She'll get bored with us, and she'll quit.
She's helping me pack!
She's helping me pack!
She's in the bedroom. Is she expecting you?
She's in the bedroom. Is she expecting you?
She's my daughter too, and I'd like her to spend some time with me,
She's my daughter too, and I'd like her to spend some time with me,
She's really sick.
She's really sick.
She's trying to find him a condo.
She's trying to find him a condo.
Shit, I broke a nail.
Shit, I broke a nail.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit. I should have known.
Shit. I should have known.
Shopping was our greatest skill
Shopping was our greatest skill
Shut up and bring me the bottle.
Shut up and bring me the bottle.
Sick, uniforms are sick.
Sick, uniforms are sick.
Sighed lusciously at the sight of her Fernando Sénchez underthings, and...
Sighed lusciously at the sight of her Fernando Sénchez underthings, and...
Sit down. Come on, sit down.
Sit down. Come on, sit down.
Six hours, 27 minutes.
Six hours, 27 minutes.
Smokey the Bear isn't going through a terribly messy divorce.
Smokey the Bear isn't going through a terribly messy divorce.
Smokey the Bear says only you can prevent forest fires.
Smokey the Bear says only you can prevent forest fires.
So any tips for the new girl would be greatly appreciated.
So any tips for the new girl would be greatly appreciated.
So anyway, we found a place that's much more us.
So anyway, we found a place that's much more us.
So as parents and friends,
So as parents and friends,
So buy a box and do your share
So buy a box and do your share
So do I, Peaches.
So do I, Peaches.
So if any of you little Betty Crockers out there
So if any of you little Betty Crockers out there
So it's agreed then.
So it's agreed then.
So much for being normal.
So much for being normal.
So that you and those little froo froos do not prance around with them illicitly.
So that you and those little froo froos do not prance around with them illicitly.
So what do you do for fun? Do you have a boyfriend or anything?
So what do you do for fun? Do you have a boyfriend or anything?
So what was it you wanted to talk to me about?
So what was it you wanted to talk to me about?
So what's the rush? What is this, Reno?
So what's the rush? What is this, Reno?
So you could make a difference in the world,
So you could make a difference in the world,
So you won't be able to reach me.
So you won't be able to reach me.
So, I'll need a volunteer.
So, I'll need a volunteer.
So, see you then.
So, see you then.
So, where's Lisa, or is it past her bedtime?
So, where's Lisa, or is it past her bedtime?
So, you don't hate me anymore?
So, you don't hate me anymore?
Somebody is gonna get hurt, and it's gonna be all your fault.
Somebody is gonna get hurt, and it's gonna be all your fault.
Sometimes you're as stubborn as your father.
Sometimes you're as stubborn as your father.
Sorry, Mrs. Nefler, but a deal's a deal.
Sorry, Mrs. Nefler, but a deal's a deal.
Sorry, Ms. Plendor, sir.
Sorry, Ms. Plendor, sir.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Soto the rest of you, I say good luck.
Soto the rest of you, I say good luck.
Spy? Excuse me, spy?
Spy? Excuse me, spy?
Stop, or I'll bust out crying.
Stop, or I'll bust out crying.
Stop. She'll be all right. Silicon is buoyant.
Stop. She'll be all right. Silicon is buoyant.
Stringy hair, skinny legs, silicone boobs, but yes.
Stringy hair, skinny legs, silicone boobs, but yes.
Stunning.
Stunning.
Sure, sure, I got it.
Sure, sure, I got it.
Take my hand, honey.
Take my hand, honey.
Take your pick.
Take your pick.
Take, take, take. Boy, that woman's on a total trip.
Take, take, take. Boy, that woman's on a total trip.
Tell me something, Velda.
Tell me something, Velda.
Tessa told me your idea about using Emily's dad in my next picture.
Tessa told me your idea about using Emily's dad in my next picture.
Testing.
Testing.
Thank God. Thanks, Annie.
Thank God. Thanks, Annie.
Thank you, ma'am.
Thank you, ma'am.
Thank you, Mrs. Temple.
Thank you, Mrs. Temple.
Thank you, Robin.
Thank you, Robin.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. I'm a grown up person. I think I can take care of myself.
Thank you. I'm a grown up person. I think I can take care of myself.
Thanks for throwing this fabulous party.
Thanks for throwing this fabulous party.
Thanks so much for helping me out, helping me get this part.
Thanks so much for helping me out, helping me get this part.
Thanks so much.
Thanks so much.
Thanks, Mom.
Thanks, Mom.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That certainly took long enough.
That certainly took long enough.
That Jamboree thing sounds fabulous. My troop is definitely going.
That Jamboree thing sounds fabulous. My troop is definitely going.
That makes 36 patches in three weeks.
That makes 36 patches in three weeks.
That my girls have earned oodles of patches, and in record time too.
That my girls have earned oodles of patches, and in record time too.
That sells more than 1,000 boxes will attend the annual Jamboree.
That sells more than 1,000 boxes will attend the annual Jamboree.
That sounds good.
That sounds good.
That the Beverly Hills troop should be stripped of their uniforms
That the Beverly Hills troop should be stripped of their uniforms
That the trophy goes to the first entire troop to cross the finish line.
That the trophy goes to the first entire troop to cross the finish line.
That those so called patches have nothing to do with Wilderness ways as I know them
That those so called patches have nothing to do with Wilderness ways as I know them
That way, nothing will get past you.
That way, nothing will get past you.
That's a crock of shit.
That's a crock of shit.
That's a cut.
That's a cut.
That's awfully nice of you.
That's awfully nice of you.
That's because you never do anything!
That's because you never do anything!
That's highly bloody unlikely.
That's highly bloody unlikely.
That's it, Plendor's Pilgrims.
That's it, Plendor's Pilgrims.
That's not fair. She mapped out the course.
That's not fair. She mapped out the course.
That's not what this organization's all about, is it?
That's not what this organization's all about, is it?
That's right.
That's right.
That's the real wilderness out there. That's not some Beverly Hills backyard.
That's the real wilderness out there. That's not some Beverly Hills backyard.
That's what you wanted to talk to me about?
That's what you wanted to talk to me about?
The American Indian is responsible for the turquoise jewelry movement.
The American Indian is responsible for the turquoise jewelry movement.
The California community property laws can't be beat.
The California community property laws can't be beat.
The Culver City Red Feathers.
The Culver City Red Feathers.
The fact of the matter is, Your Honor,
The fact of the matter is, Your Honor,
The fewer dumbbells in my life, the better.
The fewer dumbbells in my life, the better.
The fire prevention patch, and the gardening with glamour patch.
The fire prevention patch, and the gardening with glamour patch.
The first order of business is the Beverly Hills troop.
The first order of business is the Beverly Hills troop.
The fumigator said I may not be able to go back into my apartment for weeks.
The fumigator said I may not be able to go back into my apartment for weeks.
The girls and I talked about this,
The girls and I talked about this,
The girls must earn achievement patches, sell cookies,
The girls must earn achievement patches, sell cookies,
The girls need a chance to get their neighbors involved, you know?
The girls need a chance to get their neighbors involved, you know?
The last time I did this, I got more than a patch for it.
The last time I did this, I got more than a patch for it.
The man who knocked the hair off Hagler's head.
The man who knocked the hair off Hagler's head.
The map says this areas is for hunters and trappers only.
The map says this areas is for hunters and trappers only.
The material's a nightmare from hell.
The material's a nightmare from hell.
The most important thing is having friends.
The most important thing is having friends.
The parents in this neighborhood are so self involved.
The parents in this neighborhood are so self involved.
The point is that I'm the adult. I'm the responsible one.
The point is that I'm the adult. I'm the responsible one.
The Red Feathers came in without a leader, therefore, they are disqualified.
The Red Feathers came in without a leader, therefore, they are disqualified.
The remarriage to someone better brighter and more appreciative of me patch.
The remarriage to someone better brighter and more appreciative of me patch.
The route is marked. We just follow the little blue flags, right?
The route is marked. We just follow the little blue flags, right?
The second leg of the competition will begin on my command.
The second leg of the competition will begin on my command.
The shopping patch, and the jewelry appraisal patch.
The shopping patch, and the jewelry appraisal patch.
The survival competition.
The survival competition.
The table with the blue banners, girls. There should be a map and a compass.
The table with the blue banners, girls. There should be a map and a compass.
The Wilderness look.
The Wilderness look.
Their membership is down to only eight.
Their membership is down to only eight.
Then I won't end up in therapy twice a week like Tessa.
Then I won't end up in therapy twice a week like Tessa.
Then it sounded like it was in the foyer.
Then it sounded like it was in the foyer.
Then it sounded like it was in the maid's room.
Then it sounded like it was in the maid's room.
Then we're gonna whip pan through the rest of the woods.
Then we're gonna whip pan through the rest of the woods.
Then what happened?
Then what happened?
Then you can leave now.
Then you can leave now.
There they are.
There they are.
There were no outlets, and there was dirt and bugs,
There were no outlets, and there was dirt and bugs,
There's a nurse at the finish line.
There's a nurse at the finish line.
There's a woman going into the guesthouse.
There's a woman going into the guesthouse.
There's been a slight change of plans.
There's been a slight change of plans.
There's plenty food in the freezer.
There's plenty food in the freezer.
There's something from the family court.
There's something from the family court.
These things happen. They happen to everyone.
These things happen. They happen to everyone.
They blur an individual's sense of self.
They blur an individual's sense of self.
They chopped down trees, and wove their own cloth,
They chopped down trees, and wove their own cloth,
They don't take credit cards.
They don't take credit cards.
They forgot her birthday.
They forgot her birthday.
They had a right to. Did you see all those patches?
They had a right to. Did you see all those patches?
They were out there at that same site camping last week.
They were out there at that same site camping last week.
They're in Caracas.
They're in Caracas.
They're just as deadly, but they don't make any noise before they strike.
They're just as deadly, but they don't make any noise before they strike.
They're right, Phyl. You've come too far to quit now.
They're right, Phyl. You've come too far to quit now.
They've never even sold a single cookie.
They've never even sold a single cookie.
Think that you're just going to be teaching some little toddlers
Think that you're just going to be teaching some little toddlers
This is fabulous, just fabulous.
This is fabulous, just fabulous.
This is my... This is Freddy Nefler.
This is my... This is Freddy Nefler.
This is no balance beam, honey. This isn't even a bridge. This is a log.
This is no balance beam, honey. This isn't even a bridge. This is a log.
This is our commander in chief, Velda Plendor.
This is our commander in chief, Velda Plendor.
This is so boring. Someone should go ask her what we're supposed to do.
This is so boring. Someone should go ask her what we're supposed to do.
This is special.
This is special.
This is supposed to be a camp out, not a pajama party.
This is supposed to be a camp out, not a pajama party.
This is that bimbo's idea of a campsite?
This is that bimbo's idea of a campsite?
This is unbelievable.
This is unbelievable.
This is very interesting.
This is very interesting.
This looks like a scene out of Valley of the Dolls.
This looks like a scene out of Valley of the Dolls.
This needs something.
This needs something.
This one and this one.
This one and this one.
This troop should have been disbanded long ago.
This troop should have been disbanded long ago.
This troop sucks.
This troop sucks.
This what you call roughing it?
This what you call roughing it?
This woman is a complete degenerate.
This woman is a complete degenerate.
This woman sounds like she's got Wilderness Girl written all over her.
This woman sounds like she's got Wilderness Girl written all over her.
This'll be very informative. The girls will love it.
This'll be very informative. The girls will love it.
Those creepy Red Feathers laughed in our faces.
Those creepy Red Feathers laughed in our faces.
Those stinking Horse Feathers covered every inch of our turf.
Those stinking Horse Feathers covered every inch of our turf.
Tie a rock on the loose end, and throw it across to me.
Tie a rock on the loose end, and throw it across to me.
To acknowledge the achievement of our fabulous Beverly Hills Wilderness Girls.
To acknowledge the achievement of our fabulous Beverly Hills Wilderness Girls.
To be a good citizen, a good neighbor, a good friend,
To be a good citizen, a good neighbor, a good friend,
To be helpful and friendly,
To be helpful and friendly,
To build your perfect image, to be your perfect, Beverly Hills wife!
To build your perfect image, to be your perfect, Beverly Hills wife!
To know how to live in the forest and eat bark,
To know how to live in the forest and eat bark,
To take young, vulnerable girls
To take young, vulnerable girls
To this total stranger, Hannah Nefler,
To this total stranger, Hannah Nefler,
Today? 5,000 extras?
Today? 5,000 extras?
Touch anything in this house, and I'll call my lawyer.
Touch anything in this house, and I'll call my lawyer.
Toyed with by lonely mountain men.
Toyed with by lonely mountain men.
Troop Leader of the Year?
Troop Leader of the Year?
Two hundred thread count.
Two hundred thread count.
Two thousand boxes!
Two thousand boxes!
Typical, that is so typical.
Typical, that is so typical.
Until this moment, I never believed we were really through.
Until this moment, I never believed we were really through.
Up, keep breathing. Exhale up.
Up, keep breathing. Exhale up.
Velda was mean, but she was right.
Velda was mean, but she was right.
Velda, I'm so glad you could make it.
Velda, I'm so glad you could make it.
Velda.
Velda.
Very controlled.
Very controlled.
Wait a minute, dear. Wait. Where's your mother?
Wait a minute, dear. Wait. Where's your mother?
Wait up, hon! Em! Yo, Em! Wait up!
Wait up, hon! Em! Yo, Em! Wait up!
Wait, stop. It was nothing. It wasn't that bad.
Wait, stop. It was nothing. It wasn't that bad.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. No. No, I can't let you do this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. No. No, I can't let you do this.
Wait. Hold up. Hold up.
Wait. Hold up. Hold up.
Wanna wrestle?
Wanna wrestle?
Was a stranger named Rename.
Was a stranger named Rename.
Watch the arms.
Watch the arms.
Water moccasins live in swamps.
Water moccasins live in swamps.
We ain't scared of nothing as long as we have you.
We ain't scared of nothing as long as we have you.
We all know they've had more leaders than a banana republic.
We all know they've had more leaders than a banana republic.
We are going to form a dossier of information on her.
We are going to form a dossier of information on her.
We can whoop the wilderness.
We can whoop the wilderness.
We could help a fellow Wilderness Girl,
We could help a fellow Wilderness Girl,
We could make up our own patches, couldn't we, Annie?
We could make up our own patches, couldn't we, Annie?
We did it! We did it!
We did it! We did it!
We did it! We did it! Honey.
We did it! We did it! Honey.
We don't discriminate here. We'll fix anything. We'll fix it right.
We don't discriminate here. We'll fix anything. We'll fix it right.
We don't go around tossing our leaders out on their butts.
We don't go around tossing our leaders out on their butts.
We have to hurry. We have to get to that table with the blue banner.
We have to hurry. We have to get to that table with the blue banner.
We haven't lost that much time.
We haven't lost that much time.
We met at your parents' home in Palms Springs when Fergie was in town?
We met at your parents' home in Palms Springs when Fergie was in town?
We need your dough, so don't you pause
We need your dough, so don't you pause
We sold 4,732 boxes. Isn't that fabulous?
We sold 4,732 boxes. Isn't that fabulous?
We stop mollycoddling those little princesses,
We stop mollycoddling those little princesses,
We were pumped. We came to win, and we won.
We were pumped. We came to win, and we won.
We will fight and try real hard
We will fight and try real hard
We work hard, and we play fair
We work hard, and we play fair
We'll be fine. We're Troop Beverly Hills.
We'll be fine. We're Troop Beverly Hills.
We're a team now. We can win any competition.
We're a team now. We can win any competition.
We're above the fire line, and you shouldn't be smoking.
We're above the fire line, and you shouldn't be smoking.
We're here to attest to the division of property
We're here to attest to the division of property
We're number one. We're number one.
We're number one. We're number one.
We're number one. We're number one.
We're number one. We're number one.
We're number one. We're number one. We're number one. We're number one.
We're number one. We're number one. We're number one. We're number one.
We're standing in a jungle of reeds with goo up to our ankles.
We're standing in a jungle of reeds with goo up to our ankles.
We're the girls from Beverly Hills
We're the girls from Beverly Hills
We're the girls from Beverly Hills
We're the girls from Beverly Hills
We're Wilderness Girls And we're a real good cause
We're Wilderness Girls And we're a real good cause
We're Wilderness Girls, and it's cookie time
We're Wilderness Girls, and it's cookie time
We've already lost a lot of time because of her.
We've already lost a lot of time because of her.
Welcome. I'm Phyllis Nefler, mother of the lovely Hannah.
Welcome. I'm Phyllis Nefler, mother of the lovely Hannah.
Well done.
Well done.
Well, at least wait until I call your parents to pick you up.
Well, at least wait until I call your parents to pick you up.
Well, au revoir, mon Jamboree.
Well, au revoir, mon Jamboree.
Well, blow it out your barracks bag, sweetheart.
Well, blow it out your barracks bag, sweetheart.
Well, girls, are you ready to rough it?
Well, girls, are you ready to rough it?
Well, Hannah did my makeup, and Rosa raided your closet.
Well, Hannah did my makeup, and Rosa raided your closet.
Well, hey, you know, we got into the woods, and we had a nice time.
Well, hey, you know, we got into the woods, and we had a nice time.
Well, I cannot reveal my sources.
Well, I cannot reveal my sources.
Well, I don't know about you girls,
Well, I don't know about you girls,
Well, I guess it couldn't hurt.
Well, I guess it couldn't hurt.
Well, I guess it will be a while before they get here.
Well, I guess it will be a while before they get here.
Well, I guess it's all right. Okay.
Well, I guess it's all right. Okay.
Well, I know. I know. I thought about that too.
Well, I know. I know. I thought about that too.
Well, I made a huge mistake.
Well, I made a huge mistake.
Well, I may be a beginner at some things, but I've got a black belt in shopping.
Well, I may be a beginner at some things, but I've got a black belt in shopping.
Well, I mean, it's hysterical.
Well, I mean, it's hysterical.
Well, I rest my case!
Well, I rest my case!
Well, I thought Hands Across America was more important.
Well, I thought Hands Across America was more important.
Well, I'm kind of proud of me too.
Well, I'm kind of proud of me too.
Well, it depends on what you mean by boyfriend.
Well, it depends on what you mean by boyfriend.
Well, it's a real moral dilemma, isn't it, girls?
Well, it's a real moral dilemma, isn't it, girls?
Well, let's all go.
Well, let's all go.
Well, let's face it. We're weird.
Well, let's face it. We're weird.
Well, let's leave her.
Well, let's leave her.
Well, maybe Velda doesn't understand our patches,
Well, maybe Velda doesn't understand our patches,
Well, of course you can. What goes better with hobos than wine?
Well, of course you can. What goes better with hobos than wine?
Well, she wanted me to stay for a meeting about Hannah's troop.
Well, she wanted me to stay for a meeting about Hannah's troop.
Well, that was just because it conflicted with Save the Whales.
Well, that was just because it conflicted with Save the Whales.
Well, that's no surprise to me. I knew you couldn't.
Well, that's no surprise to me. I knew you couldn't.
Well, the reason you're winning is I got grease on my controller.
Well, the reason you're winning is I got grease on my controller.
Well, the Wilderness Girls are real important to Hannah, you know.
Well, the Wilderness Girls are real important to Hannah, you know.
Well, then, I guess I'm going to do something right now.
Well, then, I guess I'm going to do something right now.
Well, there are some people in the organization, one in particular,
Well, there are some people in the organization, one in particular,
Well, there's multiple contusions and possibly a cracked fibula.
Well, there's multiple contusions and possibly a cracked fibula.
Well, we didn't quit, and we didn't cheat.
Well, we didn't quit, and we didn't cheat.
Well, we don't need a trophy, huh?
Well, we don't need a trophy, huh?
Well, we were supposed to set up the tents and stuff.
Well, we were supposed to set up the tents and stuff.
Well, what does she want from you now?
Well, what does she want from you now?
Well, who ever said you weren't?
Well, who ever said you weren't?
Well, will you take a message, please?
Well, will you take a message, please?
Well, yeah, there is.
Well, yeah, there is.
Well, you can stay here as long as you like.
Well, you can stay here as long as you like.
Well, you didn't just embarrass me.
Well, you didn't just embarrass me.
Well, you know, I realize that ever since we've been separated,
Well, you know, I realize that ever since we've been separated,
Well, you know, they've never earned any patches.
Well, you know, they've never earned any patches.
Well, you've got your peanut butter. You've got your vanilla.
Well, you've got your peanut butter. You've got your vanilla.
What a lovely child.
What a lovely child.
What about Velda's Avengers?
What about Velda's Avengers?
What an adventure. Isn't nature fabulous, girls?
What an adventure. Isn't nature fabulous, girls?
What are we supposed to do now?
What are we supposed to do now?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you picking up this time?
What are you picking up this time?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What does that represent?
What does that represent?
What happened?
What happened?
What is a Jamboree?
What is a Jamboree?
What is that noise? What is that noise?
What is that noise? What is that noise?
What was it again, $30?
What was it again, $30?
What?
What?
What? And neglect Rodeo Drive?
What? And neglect Rodeo Drive?
What? That's not fair.
What? That's not fair.
What'd you... Hold on a second, sweetie.
What'd you... Hold on a second, sweetie.
What's happened to us, Fred?
What's happened to us, Fred?
What's the problem, Officer?
What's the problem, Officer?
What's the quickest way we can get you there?
What's the quickest way we can get you there?
What's this really about?
What's this really about?
When do we get our patches?
When do we get our patches?
When we lift the flap and pop the snap...
When we lift the flap and pop the snap...
When, when I get across, I want you to go down to the bridge,
When, when I get across, I want you to go down to the bridge,
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where is your leader?
Where is your leader?
Where our girls will compete
Where our girls will compete
While she is ravaged by vicious beasts,
While she is ravaged by vicious beasts,
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who believe that winning is what's important,
Who believe that winning is what's important,
Who has very graciously volunteered to be our new Assistant Troop Leader.
Who has very graciously volunteered to be our new Assistant Troop Leader.
Who's been gracious enough to stop by
Who's been gracious enough to stop by
Who's getting the divorce here, you or me?
Who's getting the divorce here, you or me?
Why don't we just buy them?
Why don't we just buy them?
Why should we lose just to help her?
Why should we lose just to help her?
Why, what are you implying, Mr. Christy?
Why, what are you implying, Mr. Christy?
Wilderness Girls don't bluff.
Wilderness Girls don't bluff.
Will you tell her that Troop Leader Nefler called?
Will you tell her that Troop Leader Nefler called?
With plenty of patches.
With plenty of patches.
With the motor running.
With the motor running.
Won't you join us for a little cappuccino and croissant?
Won't you join us for a little cappuccino and croissant?
Worse. Beverly Hills.
Worse. Beverly Hills.
Would you excuse me just a moment? Annie, will you take over?
Would you excuse me just a moment? Annie, will you take over?
Would you like to buy some cookies?
Would you like to buy some cookies?
Would you like to buy some Wilderness Girls cookies?
Would you like to buy some Wilderness Girls cookies?
Wouldn't it be bizarre if we won?
Wouldn't it be bizarre if we won?
Wrong!
Wrong!
Yeah, and I sure didn't want to hurt you, Phyl, but you know,
Yeah, and I sure didn't want to hurt you, Phyl, but you know,
Yeah, but the Abbey Rents person already did that.
Yeah, but the Abbey Rents person already did that.
Yeah, I mean, all we wanted to do was to prove we were real Wilderness Girls.
Yeah, I mean, all we wanted to do was to prove we were real Wilderness Girls.
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah, that's good. I love it.
Yeah, that's good. I love it.
Yeah, that's it. I'll secede,
Yeah, that's it. I'll secede,
Yeah, they know how to do everything. We can't do anything.
Yeah, they know how to do everything. We can't do anything.
Yeah, well, that makes two of us.
Yeah, well, that makes two of us.
Yeah, you know, the ones with red feathers?
Yeah, you know, the ones with red feathers?
Yeah, you're a lucky kid.
Yeah, you're a lucky kid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, you turned yourself around completely.
Yeah. I mean, you turned yourself around completely.
Yeah. It's still my house, you know.
Yeah. It's still my house, you know.
Yeah. She's amazing.
Yeah. She's amazing.
Yep, it's a beast, all right.
Yep, it's a beast, all right.
Yes, hello, I'd like to place an order, please. Nefler, bungalow four.
Yes, hello, I'd like to place an order, please. Nefler, bungalow four.
Yes, it does.
Yes, it does.
Yes, sir... Ma'am.
Yes, sir... Ma'am.
Yes, they do.
Yes, they do.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Ms. Plendor was...
Yes. Ms. Plendor was...
Yes. Now what sizes do you need?
Yes. Now what sizes do you need?
You always have.
You always have.
You are gonna go through with this, aren't you?
You are gonna go through with this, aren't you?
You are out of here.
You are out of here.
You are so fabulous.
You are so fabulous.
You are very sexy. Really.
You are very sexy. Really.
You are. Just leave it to me.
You are. Just leave it to me.
You can infiltrate her organization, win her trust.
You can infiltrate her organization, win her trust.
You can leave me behind, because I'm not talking.
You can leave me behind, because I'm not talking.
You can prance these princesses through Beverly Hills all you want,
You can prance these princesses through Beverly Hills all you want,
You can torture me if you want, but I'll never talk.
You can torture me if you want, but I'll never talk.
You can't put wine in hobo stew!
You can't put wine in hobo stew!
You can't quit.
You can't quit.
You cannot just lie there.
You cannot just lie there.
You did it. I am so proud of you. I knew you could do it. You were great.
You did it. I am so proud of you. I knew you could do it. You were great.
You did?
You did?
You didn't call Beverly Hills!
You didn't call Beverly Hills!
You don't have any skills. You hate the outdoors.
You don't have any skills. You hate the outdoors.
You don't have to feed me and entertain me every second.
You don't have to feed me and entertain me every second.
You embarrassed the Wilderness Girls of America.
You embarrassed the Wilderness Girls of America.
You fell off the garden wall when you were spying on Dad.
You fell off the garden wall when you were spying on Dad.
You get your patches at the patch ceremony.
You get your patches at the patch ceremony.
You got mountains, swamps, wild animals.
You got mountains, swamps, wild animals.
You guys are fabulous.
You guys are fabulous.
You guys are fantastic!
You guys are fantastic!
You guys, there's the blue flag.
You guys, there's the blue flag.
You had such potential, such energy. You were so creative.
You had such potential, such energy. You were so creative.
You have a wonderful opportunity to help our troop
You have a wonderful opportunity to help our troop
You have disrupted my meetings with your stupid, idiotic questions.
You have disrupted my meetings with your stupid, idiotic questions.
You have taken the sacred uniform and turned into a little cocktail frock.
You have taken the sacred uniform and turned into a little cocktail frock.
You have to buy them.
You have to buy them.
You just want to know the quickest way to get there so you can win.
You just want to know the quickest way to get there so you can win.
You know how fast you were going back there?
You know how fast you were going back there?
You know, about the cookies,
You know, about the cookies,
You know, I really could use some help.
You know, I really could use some help.
You know, it's missing a bead.
You know, it's missing a bead.
You know, you can do a lot of cool stuff with a pair of giant underpants. Just watch!
You know, you can do a lot of cool stuff with a pair of giant underpants. Just watch!
You little bitches!
You little bitches!
You mean, besides burn it?
You mean, besides burn it?
You mean, I'm trying too hard?
You mean, I'm trying too hard?
You need your rest.
You need your rest.
You never acknowledge my contribution to this marriage.
You never acknowledge my contribution to this marriage.
You never give me an ounce of credit for anything I do.
You never give me an ounce of credit for anything I do.
You really like it?
You really like it?
You said, "She'll always be my wife."
You said, "She'll always be my wife."
You think this is all a game, don't you? Well, my Jamboree is no joke.
You think this is all a game, don't you? Well, my Jamboree is no joke.
You took a group of over indulged, unmotivated, alienated, preadolescents
You took a group of over indulged, unmotivated, alienated, preadolescents
You traitor. Look at you, you cheap slut.
You traitor. Look at you, you cheap slut.
You went shopping!
You went shopping!
You will turn them in before you leave here today!
You will turn them in before you leave here today!
You wouldn't let me run away, and we won't let you either.
You wouldn't let me run away, and we won't let you either.
You'll always be a star to me, Daddy.
You'll always be a star to me, Daddy.
You'll be lucky if you last a couple of weeks.
You'll be lucky if you last a couple of weeks.
You'll be timed from here to the midpoint tonight.
You'll be timed from here to the midpoint tonight.
You'll tell them that we're at the Beverly Hills Hotel?
You'll tell them that we're at the Beverly Hills Hotel?
You're $10 million over budget. Redford's on another project,
You're $10 million over budget. Redford's on another project,
You're bluffing.
You're bluffing.
You're dangerous, Nefler.
You're dangerous, Nefler.
You're dead weight.
You're dead weight.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're going to unemployment, right?
You're going to unemployment, right?
You're gonna have to go to Frederick's of Hollywood.
You're gonna have to go to Frederick's of Hollywood.
You're gonna pay for this. Yes, you are.
You're gonna pay for this. Yes, you are.
You're hardly father of the year.
You're hardly father of the year.
You're not even Wilderness Girls. None of you are.
You're not even Wilderness Girls. None of you are.
You're supposed to be in the guesthouse.
You're supposed to be in the guesthouse.
You're taking your Laura Ashley doll?
You're taking your Laura Ashley doll?
You're the gal Friday to our fearless leader, n'est ce pas?
You're the gal Friday to our fearless leader, n'est ce pas?
You're tired of the game? Okay, let's go to 31 Flavors.
You're tired of the game? Okay, let's go to 31 Flavors.
You're too modest, Daddy.
You're too modest, Daddy.
You're too young to understand this, but she'll always be my wife.
You're too young to understand this, but she'll always be my wife.
You've got your creams which are...
You've got your creams which are...
Your father's nocturnal activities are of absolutely no interest to me.
Your father's nocturnal activities are of absolutely no interest to me.
Your Honor, my client should be here momentarily.
Your Honor, my client should be here momentarily.
Your Honor, my client would like to petition for an earlier court date if possible.
Your Honor, my client would like to petition for an earlier court date if possible.
Your mom is so cool.
Your mom is so cool.
Your sources show that Mrs. Nefler has taken an active interest in these girls
Your sources show that Mrs. Nefler has taken an active interest in these girls
8:00 ish, black tie, 7O Hillcrest, across from that garish Suroc mansion.
8:00 ish, black tie, 7O Hillcrest, across from that garish Suroc mansion.
A box of them would be so nice Box of
A box of them would be so nice Box of
A box of them would be so nice Nice
A box of them would be so nice Nice
A scary story? Yeah, come on.
A scary story? Yeah, come on.
And it's called a canary diamond? Yes.
And it's called a canary diamond? Yes.
Are you ready, Peaches? Coming, Dad.
Are you ready, Peaches? Coming, Dad.
Be careful, Hannah. I'm coming, Mom.
Be careful, Hannah. I'm coming, Mom.
Be careful. Okay.
Be careful. Okay.
Bye, Mom. Bye. Have fun.
Bye, Mom. Bye. Have fun.
Cheap at even twice the price Twice the
Cheap at even twice the price Twice the
Chocolate chips are one of a kind Yeah, yeah
Chocolate chips are one of a kind Yeah, yeah
Concentrate. Go slower.
Concentrate. Go slower.
Dad, you can't do it. Why not, Tessa?
Dad, you can't do it. Why not, Tessa?
Damn. What's wrong?
Damn. What's wrong?
Did you have to put everything back? Yes.
Did you have to put everything back? Yes.
Do you know Gopher? Yeah, he's a good friend of mine.
Do you know Gopher? Yeah, he's a good friend of mine.
Do you take American Express? We prefer Visa.
Do you take American Express? We prefer Visa.
Does it hurt? No.
Does it hurt? No.
Does it sing? No.
Does it sing? No.
Doesn't your mouth deserve a treat? Yeah, yeah
Doesn't your mouth deserve a treat? Yeah, yeah
Emily, is that poison oak? Gross, yuck.
Emily, is that poison oak? Gross, yuck.
Forty. How many? I can't hear you, Mar Vista!
Forty. How many? I can't hear you, Mar Vista!
From who? You did?
From who? You did?
Good morning. Lovely to see you.
Good morning. Lovely to see you.
Good night, Dad. Good night, hon.
Good night, Dad. Good night, hon.
Good, good. I happen to know
Good, good. I happen to know
Grundman? Yes, sir... Ma'am.
Grundman? Yes, sir... Ma'am.
Hannah, go back. No.
Hannah, go back. No.
Hannah. Hannah?
Hannah. Hannah?
Hello. Hi.
Hello. Hi.
Here. Good.
Here. Good.
Hey, we already won. What do you mean?
Hey, we already won. What do you mean?
Hi, Daddy. Hi, Daddy.
Hi, Daddy. Hi, Daddy.
Hi, Peaches. Hi, Daddy.
Hi, Peaches. Hi, Daddy.
Hi, sweetheart. Hi, sweetie.
Hi, sweetheart. Hi, sweetie.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Good morning. Hello.
Hi. Good morning. Hello.
Hi. What a lovely shirt you're wearing. Why, thank you.
Hi. What a lovely shirt you're wearing. Why, thank you.
How about some more soda? No, I'm fine.
How about some more soda? No, I'm fine.
How much? $5,600.
How much? $5,600.
I am terrible with dates. Yes.
I am terrible with dates. Yes.
I can learn. Don't worry, Mom. I can do it.
I can learn. Don't worry, Mom. I can do it.
I couldn't have said that. But you did.
I couldn't have said that. But you did.
I have? Yeah.
I have? Yeah.
I just wish my dad could see it. Yeah.
I just wish my dad could see it. Yeah.
I know that... I have spoken with Frances Temple,
I know that... I have spoken with Frances Temple,
I love you, Hannah. Love you too.
I love you, Hannah. Love you too.
I love you, Wilderness Girl. Fred.
I love you, Wilderness Girl. Fred.
I love you. I love you. Bye.
I love you. I love you. Bye.
I said I'd give you 10 bucks. It's not worth it.
I said I'd give you 10 bucks. It's not worth it.
I'll take it. Great.
I'll take it. Great.
I'm an assistant troop leader. Yeah.
I'm an assistant troop leader. Yeah.
I'm fine. A croissant might be nice.
I'm fine. A croissant might be nice.
I'm not gonna let you stay out here. Hannah!
I'm not gonna let you stay out here. Hannah!
I'm not ruining your diet. Two dollars.
I'm not ruining your diet. Two dollars.
I'm ready. Come on. Dad, will you please stop?
I'm ready. Come on. Dad, will you please stop?
I'm sorry. Sure, easy to say that now, you're sorry.
I'm sorry. Sure, easy to say that now, you're sorry.
I'm telling you... He's a shit,
I'm telling you... He's a shit,
If you want a taste that's nice and sweet Yeah, yeah
If you want a taste that's nice and sweet Yeah, yeah
If you want the best taste you can find Yeah, yeah
If you want the best taste you can find Yeah, yeah
Is that a snake? No, it's not.
Is that a snake? No, it's not.
It was a pleasure, miss. And for me.
It was a pleasure, miss. And for me.
It would mean a lot to Hannah. Gosh, I can't. I mean, I got...
It would mean a lot to Hannah. Gosh, I can't. I mean, I got...
Jasmine, honey. Jasmine, cool it.
Jasmine, honey. Jasmine, cool it.
Just kidding. Thanks.
Just kidding. Thanks.
Look at your jacket. No.
Look at your jacket. No.
May I call you Phyllis? Sure, sure, Bong Bong.
May I call you Phyllis? Sure, sure, Bong Bong.
Me! You.
Me! You.
Mexico. Her grandmother died. Again'?
Mexico. Her grandmother died. Again'?
Mom, my foot's stuck. Good.
Mom, my foot's stuck. Good.
Mom! Just kidding. Just kidding. I'm sorry. Okay.
Mom! Just kidding. Just kidding. I'm sorry. Okay.
Mom? Yeah.
Mom? Yeah.
More cappuccino, girls? Yes, please.
More cappuccino, girls? Yes, please.
My dumbbells. Be my guest.
My dumbbells. Be my guest.
Nefler... Cappuccino?
Nefler... Cappuccino?
No, I don't think that's... No, no, don't be shy.
No, I don't think that's... No, no, don't be shy.
No, they're fine. Yes?
No, they're fine. Yes?
No, you. You're fabulous, fabulous, fabulous.
No, you. You're fabulous, fabulous, fabulous.
No, you're fabulous. No, you...
No, you're fabulous. No, you...
No, you're not. Yes, I am.
No, you're not. Yes, I am.
Okay? "Okay
Okay? "Okay
Okay. All right.
Okay. All right.
One thousand. All right.
One thousand. All right.
Our friends? Our friends?
Our friends? Our friends?
Our peanut butter treats will blow your mind Yeah, yeah
Our peanut butter treats will blow your mind Yeah, yeah
Pardon? I'm sure it's very nice
Pardon? I'm sure it's very nice
Please, don't... Please nothing.
Please, don't... Please nothing.
Plendor here. Velda, Phyllis Nefler.
Plendor here. Velda, Phyllis Nefler.
Positive? Well, constructive.
Positive? Well, constructive.
Really? Let me see the map.
Really? Let me see the map.
Red feathers. Red feathers.
Red feathers. Red feathers.
Right! Right.
Right! Right.
Right. Yeah.
Right. Yeah.
She's okay. That's good. Bye.
She's okay. That's good. Bye.
Sir, may I cut in, dance with my wife? Certainly.
Sir, may I cut in, dance with my wife? Certainly.
So, I guess you have something for me first? Yes, abso/ument.
So, I guess you have something for me first? Yes, abso/ument.
Stay right there. Hannah, try.
Stay right there. Hannah, try.
Tell him I'm sick. Claire.
Tell him I'm sick. Claire.
Thank you, Phil Donahue. I saw it on Oprah.
Thank you, Phil Donahue. I saw it on Oprah.
Thank you. So is yours. Hey, thanks.
Thank you. So is yours. Hey, thanks.
That's amazing. Isn't it'?
That's amazing. Isn't it'?
They really bring your uniforms to life. Thank you, ma'am.
They really bring your uniforms to life. Thank you, ma'am.
This isn't so bad. Mom!
This isn't so bad. Mom!
Tiff, you'll love it. I'll hate it.
Tiff, you'll love it. I'll hate it.
Want some more pizza? I'm stuffed.
Want some more pizza? I'm stuffed.
Wasn't it embarrassing? It was a nightmare.
Wasn't it embarrassing? It was a nightmare.
We did it, Mom! Nix on the "Mom" business.
We did it, Mom! Nix on the "Mom" business.
We were a team. We won. We did.
We were a team. We won. We did.
We're losers. Really.
We're losers. Really.
Well, here's a tip. Okay.
Well, here's a tip. Okay.
Well, I guess we can talk about it later? Sure, sure, of course we can.
Well, I guess we can talk about it later? Sure, sure, of course we can.
Well, I need a French 36. If you want that French stuff,
Well, I need a French 36. If you want that French stuff,
Well, we should get married. Again.
Well, we should get married. Again.
Well... I want you to meet the new mob father.
Well... I want you to meet the new mob father.
Well... Yeah.
Well... Yeah.
What about the PTA? You quit!
What about the PTA? You quit!
What? Man.
What? Man.
What? Putting on that little show
What? Putting on that little show
What? Are you kidding me? She can't do that. That's not fair.
What? Are you kidding me? She can't do that. That's not fair.
Where can I buy those? You don't buy them. You have to earn them.
Where can I buy those? You don't buy them. You have to earn them.
Who are you? Johnny could host or Merv.
Who are you? Johnny could host or Merv.
Why not? Because you get lost in your walk in closet.
Why not? Because you get lost in your walk in closet.
Would you like a magazine? I don't want to read New Woman.
Would you like a magazine? I don't want to read New Woman.
Would you like some cookies? Yes.
Would you like some cookies? Yes.
Yeah, I guess so. Where'd she go, anyway?
Yeah, I guess so. Where'd she go, anyway?
Yeah, it's okay. Okay, okay.
Yeah, it's okay. Okay, okay.
Yeah, that's right. Yeah.
Yeah, that's right. Yeah.
Yeah, we played by the rules, right? Right!
Yeah, we played by the rules, right? Right!
Yeah! We are winners! Okay, let's go.
Yeah! We are winners! Okay, let's go.
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah. Chica?
Yeah. Chica?
Yeah. What about Hannah?
Yeah. What about Hannah?
You call that a wilderness craft? Where are you guys from, Mars?
You call that a wilderness craft? Where are you guys from, Mars?
You did it. I did?
You did it. I did?
You were good. Thanks.
You were good. Thanks.
You won't find something better to eat Yeah, yeah
You won't find something better to eat Yeah, yeah
You're our role model. And our friend.
You're our role model. And our friend.
You're right. Yeah.
You're right. Yeah.
Your contribution? Yes!
Your contribution? Yes!
Your next stop is Kmart. Screw you, Velda.
Your next stop is Kmart. Screw you, Velda.
$20. No way.
$20. No way.
$30. $50.
$30. $50.
$40. $40.
$40. $40.
It's great. It's okay.
It's great. It's okay.
It's not that bad. Not that bad?
It's not that bad. Not that bad?
It's the Red Feathers. Oh, dear.
It's the Red Feathers. Oh, dear.
It's unbelievable. Yeah.
It's unbelievable. Yeah.
'cause after the divorce is final, you're going to be shopping at Pick 'n Save.
'cause after the divorce is final, you're going to be shopping at Pick 'n Save.
"and I'll give you a body wave."
"and I'll give you a body wave."
"Night, Phyllis."
"Night, Phyllis."
"shaky?
"shaky?
"Who's got my golden arm?"
"Who's got my golden arm?"
"Who's got my golden arm?"
"Who's got my golden arm?"
$40, and that's my final offer.
$40, and that's my final offer.

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