♬ Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga Soundboard

A guy like Lemtov, all he wants from a girl like you

A little bit of bad news.

A town of 15,000 people, lacks the infrastructure to host

A very fast start to this year's competition.

ABBA, Post Malone,

After that stupid hamster wheel went into the audience.

After you left, he looked me deep into the eyes and said,

Alexander, we barely know each other.

All of Iceland will laugh at you.

All right?

All right? You come over here and you shit on everything.

All right.

All right. Fair enough!

All right. Hey! Thank you, Americans! You're awful people! Ha ha!

All those people.

Americans.

And 12 points to Spain.

And Belarus came out of the gates kicking.

And drink myself to death like a real Erickssong man.

And find out who has made it through to the finale.

And go sing your love song to him, all right?

And he probably has a very large penis.

And he's selling the house and kicking me out.

And I am asking you to go.

And I could argue that this town is near death,

And I don't like this version of the song.

And I just wanted to come up here to ask of you guys

And I think he knows what's good.

And I think if it could come true,

And I think it's really true.

And I want to go back to the way it was.

And I would like you to let him go, please, Arnar.

And I...

And I’m sorry to be messing up the show.

And Iceland, your time is up. Please clear the stage.

And if it helps, I can...

And if you're never going to respect me,

And it's going to be an epic shitshow.

And Kevin Swain. Easy.

And Lars.

And like, you know, French maid and little sailor boy.

And my entrance into the song contest is the last chance

And my extremely handsome father,

And my fourth.

And next up is Finland.

And none of you will laugh at me then.

And now he's going to try to kill you.

And now the Russian performer, Alexander Lemtov.

And now you're a grown man without a wife?

And now, it's time for you to go to your phones

And now, the first act tonight.

And our 12 points go to...

And our ten points go to...

And so...

And text in your votes to the numbers you see on your television screens.

And that guy over there.

And the last country that will make it

And the one we have all been waiting for.

And the perfect song isn't the winning song,

And the song...

And The Wonderfour.

And they will point the finger at me!

And this audience of hysterical fans

And when I see that no votes come in for us,

And when it is finished, will you sing it with Lars?

And why should we listen to him? Huh?

And you and Lars have kind of spent most of it together.

And you didn't even get to go to the boat party.

And you have done something for Iceland.

And you know what? I don't need it anymore.

And, yeah.

Andrew Ridgeley.

Are you awake?

Are you brother and sister?

Are you ready for your first technical run through?

As a duo, that will never be separated.

As most of you know, Eurovision is much more than a competition.

Aw...

Baby, where have you been?

BDE.

Be cool?

Be the man your mother wanted you to be.

Because all of Iceland is watching.

Because I know I am more than this contest.

Because I was thinking...

Because you are a dreamer.

Because, you know, we're both free,

Before Jae bong added the "fresh, coz" flow and all the "bish".

Besides, he's a slick customer.

Big congratulations to Erick and Helka!

But a song that comes from the heart.

But art doesn't come from up here.

But bish,

But he doesn't know about us, does he?

But here are the votes from the Icelandic jury.

But I am asking you to do this for me.

But I did quit.

But I have a lot to do. You go.

But I think, uh, maybe we head back, huh?

But I'm going to tell him to eff off during the song, so...

But if I had someone like that in my life, I don't think I would let a night of...

But if you don't win the contest,

But it's up here!

But Kevin Swain is using all of his talent...

But mostly ABBA.

But not everyone will be in a good mood tonight at the party.

But perhaps, Keflavik,

But quite beautiful.

But she will never be happy.

But the only one who truly loves him, he won't even acknowledge.

But they're all we have left.

But we can make music and love.

But we have so much work we have to do.

But we're in?

But what about Sigrit?

But you have a lot of points.

But you must know that the emergency signal is for life or death situations.

But you will never sing it with Lars Erickssong.

But, uh...

But, uh... we can talk about that next time.

Calm, calm, calm. Calm, Lars.

Can I just say one thing? Sigrit is very good.

Can we go to commercial, please?

Can you believe it?

Can you give me a ride to the airport? We're in the finals of Eurovision.

Can you let me out the car, please? This is scary. Just stop the car.

Chill out, bro.

Clown makeup...

Come forward with me. Okay, so...

Come in?

Come in.

Come on, guy.

Come on, Sigrit. What? What are you doing, Sigrit? Come on.

Come on, you embarrassed yourself.

Come on.

Come on. These guys are awful.

Come on. We all know that Katiana is going to win this, right?

Come, come. Come meet my Icelanders.

Come, I show you party.

Come, Sigrit. There's something I want to show you.

Come.

Comfort, security, mansion, palace, Wi Fi every room.

Coming to you live from Reykjavik, Iceland.

Corin, there are only two more countries that are going to make it into the final.

Dalibor Jinsky, from San Marino, crying for no apparent reason.

Dancers will be there, very crazy sexy time. You'll love it.

Did anything...

Did we just hear "points for Iceland"?

Did you hear us singing at the end?

Do you have a sickness in your legs? Are your feet very sad?

Do you think you'd have a chance with Theo?

Do you want me to dance or...

Doesn't it sound a little busy to you?

Don't Hey.

Don't run, Lars!

Don't worry. It's for the dimensions of the stage.

Don't you call me guy.

Don't you care? I mean

Don't you have some traffic to sit in

Don't you understand? If you go back to that stupid girl,

Dream come true.

Dude, this is a rental. I gotta take this back.

Eight points go to Greece.

Eurovision is the big time. This is crap compared to Euro.

Ever since I was a small child,

Ever since we were children...

Every performance is an adventure with this group.

Every time I try to show them what real music is, they laugh.

Everyone from the contest is out there.

Everyone is going club dancing after this.

Everyone is gone.

Everyone must hear this!

Everything's really coming together.

Ew, it stinks.

Fact of truth. No gay Russian.

Fantastic.

Fight for your dream of a life with her.

Fight, like a Viking!

Fine, walk away. Go to Lemtov.

Fire marshals are standing by.

Fire Saga for the win!

Fire Saga is in!

Fire Saga is the runner up.

Fire Saga, okay.

Fire Saga.

First time Eurovision, too much. I understand. It's okay.

First, I didn't understand that,

Fleetwood Mac, right?

For any help you can give me.

For the first time in its sixty year history.

For the grand finale on Saturday night will be...

For this year's Eurovision Song Contest.

Get back in there right now and play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!

Get ready, Húsavík!

Getting hot in here.

Give me a break, man. Can't you see I was talking to my reflection?

Go home and build your wall.

Go tell that to your Russian friend.

Go, Fire Saga.

Go, Iceland!

Go.

God, do you only think of winning?

Goddamn Americans.

Goddamn it! Shit!

Good day, my elf friends.

Half the children in this town are probably his.

Happen...

Have a good lunch, or whatever you're doing in there.

Have you just been watching me?

Have you not been using your ghost powers to watch anything that's happening?

He actually knows a lot.

He already tried. He's dead.

He heads the creative team that Iceland hired to help us win.

He is a sex player.

He is going to one day sing and dance in the Eurovision Song Contest!

He left.

He said, "And you might think that I'm drunk,

He said, "You have wasted your whole life

He wants to say something to you.

He will never win at singing.

He, him.

He's He's your own son.

He's gonna be so bummed out if he misses this.

He's holding you back.

He's one of the favorites.

He's right.

He's very good. But Sigrit, no one has a more perfect voice than you.

Her odds not very good. Not as bad as yours, but not good.

Here I am.

Here we go. Another adventure with the Icelanders.

Hey there, elf.

Hey, Americans! Are you having a good time in Iceland?

Hey, dude, uh, do you know if this is where they shot G.O.T.?

Hey, Erick.

Hey, Europe is not your party town.

Hey, go to Starbucks.

Hey, guys, he's going to play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!

Hey, looking good, Johnny. Huh?

Hey, music, it's a tough biz.

Hey!

Hey! Americans, my best friends.

Hey.

Hey. Be a cool guy.

Hmm.

Hold it there a moment.

Holland gives ten points to...

Holy shit, Katiana.

Holy shit!

How can you be a fisherman if you're scared of the fish?

How could I not be? Hmm?

How did you hear that?

How the hell should I know?

Hug me.

Huh?

Huh.

I I don't know. Do you?

I It is not our best, but it was very good.

I You

I almost hit the Speorg note.

I also sing and design a lot of the costumes and our footwear.

I always dreamed of winning the contest.

I am going to go into that artists' area because I am an artist.

I am going to have sex with everyone!

I am happy for them.

I am happy to go sex nuts.

I am here, Corin, the green room, where only the artists can sit...

I am singing for the world.

I braid your hair.

I can fix this!

I can no longer afford the house and my fishing boat.

I can't read what it says on your name tag.

I can't take it back.

I can't take this shit! Okay?

I can't. No.

I could dance all night!

I didn't sleep with Lemtov!

I do like the statues.

I don't care! You have to play it again!

I don't know about that.

I don't know how I'm going to fix things with Sigrit, but I have to try.

I don't know if you understand.

I don't know what the elves say. I don't believe in elves, but...

I don't really care about that stuff.

I don't think she's my sister, but she can sing.

I don't want it anymore.

I find it very relaxing pastime.

I gentleman.

I give her everything.

I had the strangest night.

I had them to go back to the way the song originally was

I handsome and rich. This is typically very winning combination.

I have a surprise for you.

I have a telephone call for you.

I have big news!

I have heard you sing.

I have many home all over world, but this crazy place,

I have never been more ready!

I have the letter in my pocket!

I have the letter in my pocket.

I have to go.

I heard you writing it back at the hotel.

I heard your song. Your voice is quite special.

I hope the music never stops!

I know it. I believe it. I believe it so much.

I know it's a lot to ask, and you've already helped us so much,

I know, but Sigrit swears by them.

I know, it's a great tragedy.

I know.

I know. [laughs]

I left him a couple of messages, but he never responded.

I live there...

I made you some biscuits.

I make money fishing.

I mean, I tried, but he didn't want to.

I must choose.

I need to get to Sigrit. She goes on in ten minutes.

I never thought we'd leave Húsavík, and now...

I only want to hear "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!

I really messed up.

I ruined it for both of us.

I say change the channel and let's take our medicine!

I see you every day!

I see you there. Okay.

I see you.

I sense that he does have a very large penis.

I shouldn’t. I... I love this show.

I still win, of course, but...

I think it was the best I ever sang in my whole life maybe.

I think it's presh, coz.

I think that's true. Yeah.

I think there is more.

I think we have a very good chance of winning.

I think you sing from here...

I was angry.

I was just wondering if, um...

I was swimming in the water.

I went to the Gálgahraun lava field to ask the elves to help us.

I will give her everything he cannot.

I wish I could sing in Icelandic, I know it would calm me.

I wish Lars was here.

I wish to say something very stupid. [chuckles]

I would like to travel the world with you.

I would say...

I wrote that song for you.

I'd rather be dead.

I'll just leave the knife here,

I'm afraid the cost of hosting will bankrupt the whole country.

I'm definitely not your sister.

I'm equally surprised because, you know, I'm very sexy.

I'm going back in there.

I'm going to be all over you.

I'm going to become a fisherman.

I'm going to go, uh, check on our lighting.

I'm going to have sex with you, my friend.

I'm going to play it.

I'm going to sit there and I'm going to take it

I'm gonna go.

I'm in complete control!

I'm in Fire Saga.

I'm in here!

I'm not going back in there where everyone is going to keep laughing at me.

I'm not paying this ticket!

I'm not paying this ticket.

I'm not saying "thank you" back.

I'm not sorry!

I'm on my way.

I'm positive.

I'm selling the house.

I'm so happy, this so great that you are here.

I'm so happy.

I'm so nervous, Lars.

I'm so sad.

I'm so sorry about tonight.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry. I

I'm sure it's very exciting for you, Lars,

I'm taking this rope that's loose and I'm rolling it around

I'm tired of you constantly making fun of everything that I do.

I've got big news!

I've never held a glass this tall before.

I've spent my whole life trying to earn your respect.

I’m checking you out.

Iceland can't afford it!

Iceland continues to have one foot in the Dark Ages, huh?

Iceland could win the Eurovision Song Contest

Iceland is doing quite well.

Iceland is next.

Iceland managed to set a new low bar for Eurovision failure.

Iceland, are we ready?

Iceland's greatest artists all gone!

Idiot.

If Katiana wins the Icelandic Song Contest,

If the best of the best is going to be there, then without a doubt,

If you could use your voice,

If you send those two freaks to the Eurovision Song Contest,

In case you have to do other murders!

Is someone there?

Is that all that you can think of? Can you think of nothing else?

Is that it over there?

Isn't it wonderful?

Israel!

It can be arranged.

It comes from in here.

It has brought us all great pride.

It is a costume I made.

It is my life.

It is our job to think of the greater good for all of Iceland.

It says Eurovision right on it. Don't slow down!

It says...

It was ABBA.

It will be up to the popular vote, but they are doing much better

It will never be enough!

It would be very good deal for you.

It's all about the plo, yo. [popping lips]

It's all about the plo.

It's almost relaxing.

It's an invite to a party tonight on a boat for all the contestants.

It's going to be passionate and white hot.

It's going to be the perfect song.

It's great.

It's his one true dream.

It's Katiana!

It's me, Lars.

It's not finished yet.

It's okay, you still have chance.

It's okay.

It's really a...

It's so luxurious.

It's time for you to start living your life.

It's too good to be true!

It's too late. Once I fill out the ticket, it's too late.

It's true?

It's very kind of you to come support us, singing together,

It's, uh...

It's... It's not that simple.

Jae bong was in Kitty Cat Fancy,

Jae bong.

Jamba Juice! Come on, let's go.

Jeff got some balls.

Jeff, bro, man. Come on.

Jeff, drive! Keep driving!

Jeff, let's go. The guy's nuts.

Just be cool.

Just be cool. Let him go.

Just here for Eurovision.

Just sing.

Just thought maybe we could go over the lighting cues for our act.

Just to say thank you so much for getting us into the contest.

Just... remember what we talk about the other night, okay?

Keep singing!

Kevin who?

Kind of...

Lars and Sigrit are from our town.

Lars has been my partner since childhood.

Lars would really love this. [chuckles]

Lars, come here.

Lars, I have never asked you for anything, ever.

Lars, it's too late.

Lars, please. You must listen to me.

Lars, shut your mouth or the elves will shut it for you!

Lars, we love club dancing! We have to go!

Lars!

Lars! Lars, they love Starbucks.

Lars! Sit down Lars!

Lars! Stop making a fool of yourself!

Lars?

Lars.

Lars. Please, can you make them wait?

Last night?

Latvia.

Lemtov was right. You just will never be satisfied.

Lemtov? What What does Lemtov know?

Lemtov. Huh.

Lenderman, did you not teach them both as children?

Let the grand finale of the Eurovision Song Contest begin!

Like what?

Listen to him, Sigrit. Lars is weird.

Listen to me, Sigrit.

Listen, I throw smash up party tonight. Why don't you come? Be my guests, huh?

Listen, Sigrit.

Little Sigrit is dancing!

Look at us.

Look at you.

Look at you. You're a stunning big piece of rice...

Look!

Lovely. Thank you.

Magazine cover, shoot with you on sexy island,

Mark that spot, please!

Maybe it could be in Keflavik.

Maybe my top five favorite.

Maybe we get a yacht. I look fantastic with tan.

Mother Russia does not agree.

My dreamer.

My friends think the song contest is for losers,

My name is Lars Erickssong from Iceland.

My older brother went to school with you and he told me you were weird.

Nah.

Napoleon. No wonder, their song is called...

Nearly ruined us ten years ago.

Never understood why half this country still believes in elves.

Never wanted anything to do with me.

New York Jets, right? Take my horse down to Old Town Road?

Nina, what do you say?

No argument here.

No one even know his name.

No one travels around with four guys like that. Come on.

No question. Yeah.

No, but seriously! Don't come to Iceland!

No, he's not. That's not true.

No, I love stupid things.

No, I want to go club dancing so bad.

No, I'm not done! I hate you! I hate your guts!

No, I'm not.

No, it is true.

No, just your singing, it doesn't sound like you.

No, no, listen.

No, no, no, we are almost finished.

No, no, no. No way.

No, no. No, no, no. Lars is way more uncool.

No, Paris is a dump. You don't want to go there.

No, wait. Hold But, please...

No, we are done for tonight.

No, you don't.

No!

No! No, no! Of course not. I am Russian.

No! Where are you gonna live?

No.

No. Romance, it ruins the bands.

Not everything.

Not in the least.

Not that I care. Just curious.

Now I have to become an international star to prove to all of Iceland,

Now what do you see over there? Hmm?

Now you get it. Yeah.

Odds makers say you wont get single vote.

Of course I'm coming to the party tonight.

Of course.

Of course. Icelandic folklore, one of my many passions.

Oh ho!

Oh, but I feel really bad about the people on the boat.

Oh, call the police. Our girl is killing it!

Oh, God!

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Win, lose, really doesn't matter.

Oh, good morning.

Oh, how was your phone call?

Oh, I love it!

Oh, me too.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, she is so special, Mita.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shut up. No one wants to watch them.

Oh, Sigrit.

Oh, the father speaks.

Oh, um...

Oh, well, I didn't sleep with Mita.

Oh, well, it's a very different mix.

Oh, where are we going?

Oh, work... Oh, come on, work.

Oh, yes, I can see why.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, you look like a flashy disco ball.

Oh!

Oh! [laughs]

Oh! I'd love it. I would.

Oh! Oh, oh, oh.

Oh! Tonight we conquer stage, tomorrow the world.

Oh.

Oh. I am so sorry. I thought you were over.

Oh. Oh, my gosh. I almost forgot, Mita Xenakis from Greece.

Oh...

Okay, and are we ready now?

Okay, do you think I'm stupid?

Okay, fine.

Okay, goodbye.

Okay, how about the Eurovision song now?

Okay, listen. Last night,

Okay, Nina is out.

Okay, now Sasha, let's see how the popular vote went

Okay, so not as bad as we expected.

Okay, thank you.

Okay, this is the stage.

Okay, this wonderful. Well...

Okay, we're going to need to get Lars hooked up to his wire.

Okay, you're right. Yes.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay. Bye bye.

Okay. Happy times, cheery feet, pick them up.

Okay. Lars, are you good, my little sausage?

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Yeah, thank you.

Okay. You don't have to do the thumbs up, Dad.

One of the biggest K pop bands of all time.

One, two, a one, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four...

Ooh and now the hamster wheel is off to the races.

Ooh!

Our eight points go to...

Our magic and elves.

Our ten points go to...

Outstanding!

Pedal to the metal.

Perhaps it should be our song for the Eurovision Song Contest.

Personal submersible...

Pet tiger.

Pfft... No.

Pick one.

Play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!

Play it!

Please move. Please move.

Please, elves don't exist, Sigrit.

Please, you're being very selfish right now.

Plus elves.

Plus, you have school, it'd be tough.

Portugal grants eight points to...

Pretty good, huh?

Probably not.

Put the pedal to the metal. Let's go!

Quite beautiful, really.

Ragnar Loftonsson is retiring.

Really?

Record your song.

Remember,

Remember, give up on your dreams now while you're still young.

Rich, hairless Russian guy with a huge dingle dong came between us.

Right, bro? Huh?

Right, until Lars taught me how to sing.

Right.

Romania gives eight points to Iceland.

See you in a bit.

See? It's presh, coz.

Sex machine in town, and his name is Lars.

She can really sing.

She can't even speak!

She come number one, England's Got Talent, four years ago,

She doesn't always sing like that.

She is fabulous, but she should ditch boys.

She just

She loved having me around the house, so she might not be happy.

She must have left her key.

She never liked me.

She one of the favorite. She great pipes,

She passed too soon for the both of us.

She would have been proud of you, Lars.

She'll pick this up right away. She's the best.

She's not a very helpful ghost.

She's singing in Icelandic.

Shh! Quiet!

Shh. We talk about this later time.

Shit happens.

Shit!

Shit.

Should I draw attention to my groin area as well?

Sigrit Ericksdóttir!

Sigrit have very beautiful voice. Their song is quite good.

Sigrit Lemtov...

Sigrit was right. You are small.

Sigrit, Lars, you came.

Sigrit, this is not ending.

Sigrit, we have arrived.

Sigrit, you know that a song in Icelandic would never win Eurovision Song Contest.

Sigrit, you unlocked something inside me.

Sigrit!

Sigrit.

Sigrit...

Sigrit's mother, Helka...

Since you were a baby, you've been under the spell of Lars Erickssong.

Sing with a lot of emotion. Mita, Mita!

Sir.

Six hours.

So a lot has happened since I came here, and

So bad.

So close to winning.

So go ahead.

So good, Kevin Swain.

So guys, I am feeling quite nervous, actually.

So he's pretty excited.

So I should really probably go and concentrate.

So I'm going to go, okay?

So let's just go sex nuts.

So listen up, everyone, there is a new...

So many fond memories. Heh.

So many Schweppes!

So she quite good, but everybody hates UK, so...

So small.

So these are Ancient Greek statues?

So we're in?

So, there Lisa Lisa from Hungary.

So, uh... listen.

So...

Solid, sturdy, dependable, but not going to turn any heads.

Somebody?

Someone is coming through the wheel.

Something great.

Something none of us could ever do.

Sorry to disturb, but you two do know that Iceland made it into the Eurovison finals?

Sorry, Papa!

Starting with that lady, emptying the garbage can.

Statistically speaking, I think that's impossible.

Stephan, come here.

Steve Gundersson, they played music at your first wedding.

Stop it, because you know you're gonna make me now.

Stop laughing at me!

Stop laughing, please.

Stop the show, please?

Stop. Stop, stop the music, please! Stop. Stop.

Super angry.

Super thumbs up! Go!

Surely we will, when we win.

Sweden.

Take it back.

Taxi!

Ten points go to Sweden.

Ten points to Greece.

Terrible.

Than the odds makers predicted.

Thank you for everything, Alexander.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you. [speaks in Icelandic]

Thank you. Thank you.

Thanks to Lars. I

That That's something, it excited me, you know? [chuckles]

That get us into the song contest this year.

That I have not wasted my life.

That is what my mama says as well.

That is where we each can find the Speorg note,

That Starbucks, it's anywhere you look, okay?

That sweater is very angry.

That was Kevin Swain.

That's quite good, actually.

The the scarf.

The audience have been warned.

The bank called.

The best? I don't know. I mean, you sing pretty good back at home.

The brilliant financial men of this country

The Eastern Bloc countries are giving votes to Iceland.

The elves must hate us.

The elves went too far.

The Eurovision Song Contest means everything to me.

The favorite still, with his song "Lion of Love."

The first country through to the final night is...

The first rehearsal was a bit of a mess.

The moment you're all waiting for.

The music is not a contest.

The numbers are in... Iceland is in?

The only thing is we have to finish the remix.

The penises on the Greek statues...

The rules are the rules.

The Russian. Alexander Lemtov.

The second country that will be going to the final is...

The semifinals are finally here.

The song is called... Oh, and it's Napoleon.

The truest expression of ourselves.

The TV.

The what?

The wheel's still being built. Should be a few more days. Um...

The whole town thinks so.

The winner of the Eurovision Song Contest hosts the following year.

Then I will stay.

Then, so be it. I don't need it, okay?

There is always next year.

There is no speed limit in all of Europe.

There is no us, Lars.

There is no us!

There you are.

There's nothing else to do in this shit town!

These The Wonderfour from Finland.

They have very hippy, snappy rock and roll sound.

They may be small, but you've got them.

They say,

They were awful. Next year, it will be better. I promise.

They will, of course, be disqualified for changing their song,

They're all out of the contest.

They're called Fire Saga.

They're horrible.

They're not my favorite.

They're still playing our song.

They've grown up with all of us.

Think about it.

This is absolutely ridiculous.

This is amazing.

This is beginning.

This is my new life.

This is not happening! Ah!

This is nothing.

This is shame. All of best performers,

This is too much.

This is very crazy.

This is very different from our hotel.

Throw in Fabergé egg...

Time to move on from your childish dreams.

To make it like in a circle.

To speak for yourself...

Tonight, we have gathered the finest Iceland has to offer.

Too bad about the boat.

Trust me, it's horrible.

Turn on the song contest. I want to watch Iceland.

Uh, do you think the new track is busy?

Uh, Fire Saga.

Uh, I kind of describe my penis like a Volvo automobile:

Uh, I thought it might be cool, too, if we had a baby.

Uh, well, I don't want to hurt Jae bong's feelings...

Uh, you're not going to Reykjavik.

Uh...

Uh... Almost. Can you give us one second, please?

Uh... I...

Um, one more thing.

Um...

Under the bed. Hide it under the bed.

Until you got back up on that stage

Victor Karlosson killed me. He blew me up on the boat

Victor. What are you doing here?

We are Fire Saga. We are a band.

We are so close to realizing our dream.

We are waiting on Sigrit!

We can do it!

We can't. We have to think about the music.

We cannot let them down.

We did it! Sigrit!

We do love club dancing! So much fun.

We don't have much time, so Watch your step.

We don't need friends, okay?

We don't want you! You might be killed by elves!

We have a real chance of winning Eurovision.

We have a special treat for you if you'll indulge us.

We have a wonderful celebration tonight.

We have to think about the band.

We know they're awful, but they're our awful.

We must take it. We must take it!

We need to win.

We only have 11 acts, but the rules say we need 12.

We should concentrate on the music and

We will be there as well. There's no question.

We, as a town, have to be alive.

We'd love to play for you, our submission

We'll be disqualified.

We'll send someone else. Just anyone.

We're about to get underway, so let's go over to this year's hosts,

We're going to Paris, bro.

We're having a break.

We're hearing voices, so they're not dead.

We're in the winner's circle!

We've had bad luck with the Ericksdóttir women.

Welcome. Welcome.

Well, at least it'll be in our beautiful Húsavík.

Well, I don't care what people think

Well, I have never sung better.

Well, I have to go.

Well, I think he's just being friendly, really.

Well, I'm pretty sure we could finally be together.

Well, it's bad.

Well, it's exciting.

Well, maybe if you were more focused and not out dancing all night,

What about the speed limit?

What are we going to do?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What did you talk about with him the other night?

What do you mean?

What do you mean? We already did.

What happens now is that you have to fight for her.

What is it you don't understand about electricity?

What is it?

What is this?

What is your passion?

What the hell, man?

What would you say?

What you forget, I was the little girl who could not speak.

What you give her?

What?

What? [chuckles]

What? [laughs joyfully]

What? No. No, that's not wonderful at all.

What? Why? You don't have even single chance of making it.

What's going on?

What's that?

What's this?

What's wrong with you people?

When we sing, I feel connection that is unique for me.

Whenever I feel like giving up,

Where are we?

Where are you going?

Where have you been? Seriously.

Where is Lars?

Where's Victor?

While you over leverage your credit cards

Who are Corin Vladvitch and Sasha More.

Who wants to hear a Eurovision song?

Whoa, hey!

Why are you laughing? I'm trying to have a fist fight with you!

Why did he bring me here to tell me that?

Why did you say you would have sex with all those people? That was ridiculous.

Why do I have to play it? I already played it.

Why do you Americans always say "chill out" like that to everyone?

Why do you stand by me?

Why don't you just go ahead and sleep with everyone?

Why don't you leave them be? We'll find you someone else to play with.

Why don't you stay with me after the contest?

Why don't you tell me more about your amazing talents over a drink.

Why haven't you told him?

Why the hell didn't you tell me?

Why, I have some opiates for you, you can take,

Why?

Will Lars be content if you are only one who adores him?

With her by my side, I could be bigger than ever.

With you.

With your monster trucks and your chili corn dogs?

Without a child?

Wonderful, Lars. Come on, everyone. Very good point.

Would you pass this down to Jorn?

Would you sing it with me?

Wouldn't know, I haven't seen you with a real one.

Yeah, and I think I know rotten shark meat when I smell it!

Yeah, but it's a myth.

Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah, I heard.

Yeah, I know all about your song.

Yeah, I know, it's interesting, for some people, who believe them.

Yeah, I was angry, too. And...

Yeah, that's a good point. Um...

Yeah, that's great. Close the door, close it.

Yeah, there comes some more fun.

Yeah, there's just one, uh, problem.

Yeah, well, at least he sees me.

Yeah!

Yeah! So why don't you go back home, all right?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah. He's got a BDE Hundo P.

Yeah. Remind me, Lars, when do we go on?

Yeah. So, like, come on. Seriously. Thank you so much. Is that it?

Yeah. We're going to win with this dope track.

Yes, but you are beautiful and kind.

Yes, holding the iPad or whatever that is

Yes, I agree. I think it is the best song that I've ever written. I write our songs.

Yes, I know this. Big news.

Yes, I know, I know, I'm being silly. But I'm just... I'm just anxious.

Yes, I love the history and this just the way the Ancient Greek make statues.

Yes, I need a ride, okay?

Yes, if he's not here, he's gonna miss it.

Yes, it's real.

Yes, of course.

Yes, of course. It's terrible.

Yes, of course. No, no, no. I think of romance and sex play.

Yes, Stephan just got his first armpit hair today,

Yes, we are from Iceland. Yes.

Yes, well done, Croatia!

Yes, you're right, Victor.

Yes!

Yes! Of course it is, you shithead!

Yes?

Yes.

Yesterday...

You always keep going.

You are a most exciting woman.

You are a true artist,

You are Alexander Lemtov and I have heard you singing on the stage.

You are an ugly loser.

You are brother sister?

You are going to be center front, about ten behind the e fan.

You are in great danger.

You are smart and pretty.

You are the one who should stay away.

You are very good, but...

You can give her nothing.

You can go any speed.

You chill out, bro.

You could help us get into Eurovision?

You could. You just didn't want to.

You deserve to be happy, too.

You don't have to do this.

You don't have to fly alone.

You don't mean that. He's just putting silly ideas into your head, okay?

You give me hope, Lars.

You go, sing your heart out.

You have always reminded me of your mother.

You have to fight for her like you fought for that stupid song contest.

You have to focus up. The semifinals are tomorrow.

You have Viking spirit in you.

You hit me but it's very light.

You know about the Speorg note?

You know I believe this.

You know I have nothing to do with elves.

You know what the elves say?

You know, hey, maybe I will, too.

You need to fly. Sing your song, for the world.

You need to grow up.

You need to relax 'cause otherwise you're going to get thrown out on the next turn.

You need to take me to Eurovision Song Contest.

You say I sing with passion.

You shaved your cheek hair.

You should be with a good man, like Arnar.

You should have been

You should have seen Lars' face. Oh! It was priceless. He is so happy.

You should not be stuck in his cage, little bird.

You sing with such passion.

You stay away from her.

You were standing next to Kevin Swain.

You will be great.

You will ultimately have to pay the ticket.

You, uh, remember, uh, Mita?

You...

You... didn't quit.

You're a middle aged man, Lars.

You're being, like, really uncool.

You're doing great!

You're going to melt under my body heat.

You're going to win."

You're killing me.

You're right.

You're small, Lars Erickssong.

You're throwing your life away on that idiot!

Your father is ashamed of you.

Your life is in danger.

Your mark is just here, so please... Thank you.

Your microphone.

Your older brother rode a horse backwards to school.

Your singing was very powerful tonight.

42 countries and over half a million people.

"Anger cannot churn the butter." Churn the butter.

[all chattering] [Olaf] Play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!

[all exclaim] The scarf!

[audience cheering] [inhales deeply]

[both chuckling] [whispering]

[both gasp] Oh, my God.

[brakes screech] [Lars] Ah. Here's my stop.

[cheering] It's the only thing that makes him happy.

[crowd cheering] Oh, Lars, it's starting.

[crowd] Whoo! [cheering]

[door closes] [sighs]

[door closes] You have to watch that guy.

[electricity crackling] [grunts]

[electricity powers up] [sighs]

[Erick] Go get her, Lars! [man] Go get her!

[exhales] Okay. From the top again.

[gasping] [groaning]

[gasps] Wha...

[Graham] And goodbye, Iceland. [sobbing]

[groaning, retching] Okay...

[grumbling and complaining] Yes! Come on!

[grunts] [blows raspberry]

[grunts] [man] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[horn honking] [shouting]

[Jeff] Was he trying to help? [man] I think so.

[Jorn] A sprinkle. Yes.

[kisses] [kisses]

[knocking at door] [gasps softly]

[Lars sighs] [clicks tongue]

[Lars] ♪ Happy, happy, happy ♪ [Sigrit] ♪ Bring me down ♪

[Lars] But the lighting Shut up, shut up.

[Lars] Ew! [Sigrit screams]

[Lars] I can't handle this. I know.

[Lars] Okay. Okay.

[Lars] Yes. [Sigrit] No!

[laughing excitedly] Can you imagine?

[laughing] [exclaiming]

[laughing] ♪ I just wanna break every rule ♪

[laughter continues] [Lars grunting]

[laughter] Turn it off.

[man] "Ja Ja Ding Dong"! Play it!

[man] What? [laughing]

[Mita chuckles] [Lars] Yes.

[Mita purring] Hmm.

[Mita] Keep fighting. I like it. [Lars] I'm scared!

[music playing] Uh...

[Neils] Anna, Anna, enough. [man] You were one of them...

[ominous voice] Lars. Hello?

[panting] Oh, my

[scattered cheers and applause] I am Lars, this is Sigrit.

[scoffs, kisses] Oh...

[scoffs] I can't do this anymore.

[screaming] Look out!

[screams] ♪ Am I dreaming now? ♪

[shouting] [grunts]

[sighs] Okay?

[sighs] But... Our family, our friends, my students.

[Sigrit sighs] [Lars grunts]

[Sigrit] I don't know what I'm doing. Surprise!

[Sigrit] Lars. [weeping]

[Sigrit] Okay. It's never out of style.

[Sigrit] Ooh. [door opens]

[Sigrit] That's But, Olaf, we know where you live.

[Sigrit] There you are. [Lars] Here I am.

[Sigrit] Whoa. [Lars] Okay.

[Sigrit] Whoa. [Lars] Yeah, wow.

[song continues] [man 2] (\an8)Katiana is the whole package...

[stifling laughter] We're in?

[Victor] Yes. [Lars] Can you take me somewhere first?

[woman] Fire Saga! [man] Fire Saga!

[woman] What? [man] We can't.

[yelps] [gasping]

[yelps] Oh, the scarf!

♪ And hold you close ♪ Okay.

♪ Because I'm happy ♪ ♪ Clap along if you feel ♪

♪ Because I'm happy ♪ ♪ Clap along if you know ♪

♪ Because I'm... ♪ ♪ Happy ♪

♪ Can't nothin'... ♪ ♪ Happy, happy, happy ♪

♪ Do you believe in life after love? ♪ Come, Lars. Come on.

♪ Don't think you're strong enough, no ♪ ♪ And I feel ♪

♪ Happy, happy, happy ♪ ♪ Your love's too high to bring me down ♪

♪ Hey, baby, when you look at me ♪ One, two, three and four...

♪ Hey, baby, when you look at me ♪ Wait!

♪ Hey, baby, won't you talk to me? ♪ Stop. Can we go back?

♪ Hold you close ♪ ♪ But I don't know how ♪

♪ I can feel something inside me say ♪ ♪ Gonna be a good night ♪

♪ In the world, yeah ♪ What are you doing here?

♪ Ja ja ding dong ♪ ♪ Ding dong! ♪

♪ Like I'm the loneliest, onliest girl? ♪ Hey, guys.

♪ Sometimes I pinch myself ♪ [screams]

♪ Volcano Man! ♪ ♪ Volcano Man! ♪

♪ You turned 'round ♪ [Lars grunting]

A boat party? Mmm.

Alexander. Mita.

All right. Okay. All right. Here we go.

And we must take it. [whooping]

and you buy too many houses. Okay. Wow.

And you're blowing it big time. No.

And, uh, how to braid hair. Okay.

Are you crazy? No.

Are you liking Eurovision so far? Good. Oh, yes. Very much so.

Are you performing tonight? No, but I come to support you.

Arnar, let him go. He broke the law.

But are you coming to the party tonight? [Sigrit] Yeah.

but I am dead sober." [gasps]

But Papa, no, I have to connect Enough. Shut up. Shut up, Lars.

But we're still ranked last. Yeah, wonderful.

Bye. Bye.

Can't talk to you when you're like this. Know what, Lars?

Cheers. [Jon Ola Sand] Good luck, everyone.

Come on. Show some freaking respect.

Come to Greece with me. Hmm.

Coming through. Whoa, easy, man!

Do you We could

Don't. I always thought you were weird, Lars.

Elves again? Don't do it.

Elves? Hear me out.

Eurgh. Yeah. Eurgh, yeah...

Excuse me. Yes?

Fantastic idea. [woman] Thank you.

Flow. Flow.

Go for it! Lars, what

Go! Go! [squeals]

Goddamn it! [electricity powers down]

Good stuff, huh? [chuckles]

Good. Yes. But...

Great. Yes.

Greece! Greece!

Greece. [cheers and clapping]

Have fun. [Lemtov] Okay.

Have you been to a song along? No.

Have you ever... Yeah, that's crazy.

He doesn't notice... He doesn't understand.

He's getting in the car? Oh, my God.

Head out. We got a big day tomorrow. No. No, guys...

Hello, Victor. So...

Hello? Oh, no one's home.

Hello. Hello.

Hello. Mita Xenakis, Lars Erickssong.

Here we go! [crowd exclaims]

Here we go. Yeah.

Hey, I'm checking you out. Oh. I'm checking you out.

How did I let this happen? Oh, it doesn't matter what happened.

how is Fire Storm doing? Fire Saga.

Huh? Game of Thrones.

Huh? Me? No.

I assure you. Hundred percent. Gender fluid?

I can do a camel. [Lars] Do a classic camel.

I don't understand this. This is crazy.

I have to go. Just...

I know! I can maybe take this much shit,

I know. Maybe a tiger.

I love what you're doing. Thank you so much.

I should go try to find her. Oh, no, let her be, Lars Erickssong.

I... nah. Ah... Nah?

I'll try. Let's run it again. [Lars] Okay. We're all good.

I'm being selfish? You are.

I'm checking you out. I'm checking you out.

Iceland? Yes.

in downtown Reykjavik. [vocalizing]

Is your dad still angry with you? Oh, he's very angry.

It It is Iceland, yes. Yes.

It's a boat, Lars. How do you get off this thing?

It's a great question, right? [sucks teeth, inhales]

It's a lot of shit! Shit!

It's live television. You have to go on. No, I can't. I can't, I can't!

It's quite an impressive list. Thank you.

It's so great. Yes.

It's so swish. For us? This is world class.

It's terrible. Yeah.

It's uncanny. They're very, very handsome.

It's very beautiful. You write this? Oh.

Jorn, Anna. Hi.

Kevin Swain. I know. Kevin Swain, visionary, the best.

Kevin. Kevin Swain.

Lars, can I tell you something? Yeah.

Lars, did you change my costume? Yes, I did.

Lars, it's a song along. A song along?

Lars! Yeah!

Lars? Yeah.

Lars? Yes.

Lars. Do you like champagne?

Lars. Hi, I'm Lars.

Lars. Hmm.

Lars. I love the little elves.

Lars. Lars, come here. How do you get off this boat?

Lars... No, come on. I'm running late.

Let the fun out. [coughs]

Let's go. No.

Like what? Like, he knows about elves.

Maybe he was drunk. No.

Maybe you're right. Yeah. It's uncanny.

Maybe... Sigrit. Sigrit, Sigrit.

Mita. Hello.

Mmm. [Arnar] Poor Erick.

My father is ashamed of me. [gasps]

My king, your queen has arrived. Thank you, Kevin Swain.

Never. Never. Not in a million lifetimes.

Nina, look what I'm doing here. ...I'm gonna boil.

No question. No.

No, I'm tired of it. Tired of what?

No, it was a disaster. Yes, but you did not quit.

No, we can't. Mmm.

No. [Sigrit] Lars!

No. Lars, come here.

No. No, we're being laughed at.

No. Probably not.

No. Probably not. Nah.

No. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Calm down.

No. It's too late, Olaf. Take the ticket off my car.

Non binary? No, non binary. I, he, him pronoun.

Oh, I don't know if that's And then,

Oh, I like that. I have a good size penis.

Oh, my goodness. Wow.

Oh, really? [Sigrit chuckles]

Oh, so smooth. Oh, I miss it.

Oh. I think he's killing it.

Oh. Just smell for the Pumpkin Spice Latte.

Oh... Good for you, Alexander.

Okay, can we stop real quick? Mm hmm.

Okay, I wish to say that it is... [Sigrit chuckles]

Okay, you're up next. Okay.

Okay? [kisses] Okay.

Okay? We cool? What?

Okay. [kisses]

Okay. [metal music playing]

Okay. All right.

Okay. Come here.

Okay. Hmm.

Okay. It's from the Mayor of Winning.

Okay. It's like this much shit!

Okay. Love it.

Okay. Yeah. Mmm.

Okay. Okay. [Lars] Yeah.

Ooh. Hello.

playing at the Captain's Galley? She's probably not my sister.

Please, let me show you. Okay.

Really? Just...

Right after Katiana. Oh, my God. Katiana.

She will win this, for sure. Oh, yeah. Erick.

Sigrit! [Sigrit groans]

Sigrit. [clicks tongue]

Sigrit. Yes.

Sigrit. You look like a tooth. Yes.

Sing with me. Yeah.

Smart. Mmm.

So sad. So, so sad. I feel so...

So, so, so, so, so, so... bad. Yes.

Someone just opened our doors. Yes.

Sure, sure. Okay.

Swimming in the water. It's freezing.

Talk to me. Okay.

Thank you very much. How long did that take you?

Thank you, Lars. That means a lot to me. No, it's what's right.

Thank you. What a wonderful show we have tonight.

Thank you. [chuckles] You're welcome.

That the guy from the fountain? Oh, my God. What is he wearing?

that their faces kind of look like yours. Yeah. Mm hmm.

That was amazing! My God.

That would be fun. Yes, a boat party.

That's never not going to be weird. No. Super not.

That's was my question, too. Yes. Yeah.

The flow? Flow, I think he said flow.

The land? That is Iceland.

The scarf is so long. I know, isn't it great? It's extra long.

the whole world will laugh at Iceland. Anna, I know this.

Theo! Theo!

There you are. Here I am.

There you are. Hey.

There's something I need to take care of. [Victor] Yeah.

They have a special for Americans. Where's the Starbucks?

think about it. Okay.

This is going to happen, Lars. Okay. My balls!

This is very disappointing news. No.

This so great. Yes.

Tonight? Yes.

Two cups of coffee? Both mine.

Ugh... And a thumbs up.

Wait, are they saying Iceland? Iceland.

Wait, where are we going? Home.

We We thought you didn't care. What?

We'll miss you. All right? Okay.

We're going home to Húsavík. What?

We're in the winner's circle! What?

We're in! We're in! We're in!

Well, I am. Why?

Well, I really like you now. Oh.

Well, we hate that you're here. [man] Yeah!

Well, we have to turn the boat around. No, we can't lose a day of fishing.

Wha ? Yeah.

What are you doing? [fabric tearing]

What, are you joking at me? Joking at you?

What? [laughing]

What? Is that fair?

What? No, no, we have to go back in there.

What? Perform your song.

What? What?

What? When does your son go up?

What? Yes, he already tried.

What's wrong, Victor? [Victor] If she won...

Where is the exit? [Erick] There is no exit.

Where the hell is everyone? At home, watching Eurovision.

Whoa! Thank you! Hi!

Whoa. I know, I'm so scared.

Whoo! Stephan on the skins.

Whoo! Yeah!

Wow! Yes.

Wow. Read that.

Yeah, good call. Okay? Yeah. It was pretty good.

Yeah, I forgot about Semen and Garfunkel. I know.

Yeah, it is super tremendous. Mmm.

Yeah! [Corin] Well done, Greece!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah. ...they are very dangly.

Yeah. No, of course not.

Yeah. Okay, Lars.

Yeah. That looks good.

Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah.

Yep. Why are you and your sister

Yes, I know that one. Yeah.

Yes! [cheering and clapping]

Yes! How does that feel? Hey! Hey!

Yes! We made it! Eurovision. Oh, my God.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yes. ...to try and help them.

Yes. Mm hmm.

Yes. So we'll do that for now.

Yes. Yeah, so pick one.

Yes. You sing in your sleep.

Yes. No, I know. Yeah.

Yes. Yes. Wow.

You are going to love this. Come, come. Okay.

You are Iceland, yes? Oh.

You did it! [screams]

You have to go now. No. No!

You have to take it back. Look, it's not going to be elves

You know you're on right after this. What?

You must leave Eurovision. No! I'm not listening to you.

You naughty boy. I know, I shouldn't have said that.

You should come. Club dancing.

You sure? Yes, of course.

Your life is a joke." [gasps]

Your sister. Huh! Oh. Yeah.

...from Switzerland to Eurovision.

...more beautiful because you are here in it.

...that they all look like him.

"And I'm very serious."

"Double Trouble" is the one.

"I am ashamed of you."

"Ja Ja Ding Dong," okay.

"Ja Ja Ding Dong"!

"Ja Ja Ding Dong"?

["Amar Pelos Dios" by Salvador Sobral playing]

["Amar Pelos Dios" continues]

["Hoppípolla" by Sigur Rós playing]

["Hoppípolla" continues playing]

["Svefn G Englar" by Sigur Rós playing]

[all cheering and exclaiming]

[all cheering]

[all exclaim]

[all exclaiming]

[all sighing and groaning]

[all] Yeah!

[announcer, in English] "Waterloo," by ABBA, for Sweden.

[announcer] (\an8)You'll see why in a minute.

[applause and cheers]

[applause]

[audience cheering]

[both whooping and laughing]

[both] Whoo!

[cackling echoing]

[chattering and cheering]

[chattering and laughter]

[cheering and applause]

[cheering and clapping]

[cheering]

[cheers and applause]

[children chattering]

[choking] You really think we could win?

[chuckles nervously]

[chuckles softly]

[clicks tongue] Aww...

[Colin] Welcome to tonight's grand finale of the Eurovision Song Contest.

[continues singing in Icelandic]

[Corin] Croatia!

[Corin] Yes, Israel! Right on!

[coughing]

[crowd cheers]

[crowd continues to cheer]

[dance music playing]

[delicate piano melody playing]

[delicate piano music playing]

[distant eagle cries]

[distorted laughter echoing]

[door shuts]

[door slams]

[electronic music playing]

[engine revving]

[ethereal music playing]

[exhales deeply]

[explosion]

[fabric continues tearing]

[fishermen exclaiming]

[gasps] More tall glasses.

[gasps] Oh.

[gasps] Ooh...

[gasps] Sigrit.

[Graham Norton] Welcome to the Eurovision Song Contest 2020.

[Graham] Ah. Now the moment we've all been waiting for. Iceland.

[Graham] I am stunned.

[Graham] It appears only one half of Fire Saga will be performing tonight.

[Graham] What is happening?

[Graham] Yes, eight points for Iceland.

[happily sighs]

[house music playing]

[humming]

[Icelandic folk song playing]

[imitates gunshot, groans]

[in English] ♪ My home ♪

[in English] Stop laughing at me!

[in Icelandic] Quiet everyone! It's Sweden.

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chattering]

[indistinct overlapping chatter]

[Lars and Sigrit] ♪ Because I'm happy ♪

[Lars gasps]

[Lars grunts]

[Lars vocalizes]

[Lars] "Hello, Sigrit?

[Lars] ♪ Clap along if you feel Like a room without a roof ♪

[Lars] ♪ Waterloo ♪

[Lars] Aww...

[Lars] Come on, let's go, bro.

[Lars] Do the tongue too.

[Lars] Tell me, when will it be enough for you?

[Lars] Thank you! Thank you!

[Lars] There you go. Okay.

[Lars] What a grump.

[Lars] Whoo!

[Lars] Would you shut up? No! It's not like The Voice.

[Lars] Yeah, it looks kind of old to me, like it's about to fall apart.

[laughing]

[laughing] Oh... cool.

[laughter]

[light applause]

[light cheers and clapping]

[light chuckling]

[light instrumental music playing]

[Lisa] Twelve best in Iceland, and one of these lucky...

[man 2 laughing in distance]

[man 2] Fire Saga!

[man 3 cackling]

[man cackling in distance]

[man cackling]

[man on TV] Good evening, Europe. Hello, from Czech Republic.

[man on TV] Good evening, Eurovision.

[man over PA] (\an8)Okay, and standby, Russia.

[man over PA] Thank you, Russia. Please clear the stage.

[man vocalizing]

[man, in Icelandic] Erick, is your son OK?

[man] Her name is Katiana Lindsdóttir but (\an8)she goes simply by the name of Katiana.

[man] Hey! Hello?

[man] Is Iceland ready?

[man] Oh, no, you don't, Lars Erickssong!

[man] That was beautiful!

[man] Whoo hoo hoo!

[melancholic music playing]

[melancholy music playing]

[Mita] Mm hmm.

[Mita] Oh, my God.

[Mita] Okay, but look. Life is long.

[Mita] Whew!

[moans softly]

[mock crying]

[mockingly] What is it...

[music begins playing]

[music ends]

[music plays]

[music stops]

[musical fanfare plays]

[musical flourish plays]

[Neils on TV] And finally, 12 points go to the Netherlands.

[Neils on TV] Hello, Eurovision.

[Neils] It's a terrible tragedy.

[Olaf] Hey, Lars!

[Olaf] You have to play it!

[Olaf] Your father is ashamed of you!

[panting]

[playing discordant scales]

[playing Sigrit's song]

[playing tune]

[pounds keys]

[remixed instrumental track playing]

[rhythmic clapping in distance]

[rimshot]

[Salvador Sobral continues singing]

[Sasha] It is the biggest night of the year.

[scattered applause increases]

[scattered cheering]

[scoffs]

[screaming]

[shouts] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[sighs] Fuck it. What?

[sighs] I am so nervous, Lars.

[Sigrit] I can hardly believe it, Lars.

[Sigrit] Lars?

[Sigrit] Maybe a fresh start?

[Sigrit] That was so fun. [vomits]

[Sigrit] Um...

[Sigrit] Yes, Mayor of Winning?

[singing in Icelandic]

[smacks lips, scoffs]

[sniffles]

[sobbing]

[soft melody playing]

[softly] Speorg note.

[solemn music playing]

[somber instrumental music playing]

[sucks teeth] How you know this?

[sweeping orchestral music playing]

[tires screeching]

[tires squealing]

[upbeat music playing]

[Victor] Oh, sure.

[vocalizing]

[whooping and shouting]

[William Lee Adams] Oh, my God!

[woman 2] Fire Saga!

[woman in crowd] Fire Saga!

[woman on TV greeting audience]

[woman on TV] Norway gives eight points to our neighbor Sweden.

[woman on TV] Ten points go to Sweden, and 12 points to Greece.

[woman singing] (\an8)♪ Unless I'm looking in the mirror ♪

[woman] (\an8)And she's from Keflavik.

[woman] He misses his mother.

[woman] Oh, my God!

[woman] So, is Eurovision like The Voice?

[woman] This is crazy.

(\an8) ♪ Ja ja ding dong ♪ ♪ Ding dong! ♪

(\an8)..her English is perfect.

(\an8)..the beauty, the voice, great song...

(\an8)[people clapping]

(\an8)[uptempo instrumental music playing]

(\an8)[vocalizing]

(\an8)♪ All day, all day ♪

(\an8)♪ Come, come, my baby We can get love on ♪

(\an8)♪ I swell and burst when I see What we've become ♪

(\an8)♪ I wanna open up to you ♪

(\an8)♪ In the mirror ♪

(\an8)♪ My love for you Is growing wide and long ♪

(\an8)♪ Unless I'm looking in the mirror ♪

(\an8)All right, everyone, move your body. Whoo!

(\an8)audition tape we've ever had

(\an8)Come on, everyone!

(\an8)Good evening and welcome to the 43rd Icelandic Song Contest.

(\an8)Hello, Eurovision! Can you believe it?

(\an8)In three, two, one.

(\an8)It is the night we have all been waiting for...

(\an8)Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Eurovision Song Contest.

(\an8)that means that we then host the contest for the next year.

(\an8)We are coming to you live

(\an8)Welcome to tonight's very magical, big show!

(\an8)without being dramatic, I think it may be the best

(\an8)Yes, we have something, Corin!

♪ ...in the mirror ♪

♪ ...of love ♪

♪ ...when you talk to me ♪

♪ 'Cause I don't know ♪

♪ 'Cause I don’t know ♪

♪ 'Cause you're just like me ♪

♪ (\an8)When I see you I feel a ding ding dong ♪

♪ A spirit that wants to be free ♪

♪ A timeless hero must love too ♪

♪ All I need is you and me And my home... ♪

♪ All I needed ♪

♪ All of my days ♪

♪ All of my nights turned morning ♪

♪ All over the milky way ♪

♪ All the neon lights and billboards ♪

♪ Am I dreaming now? ♪

♪ And he began to speak ♪

♪ And I can tell you feel it too ♪

♪ And I can't break through ♪

♪ And I feel ♪

♪ And I feel like I just got home ♪

♪ And I feel like I just got home And I feel ♪

♪ And I followed you ♪

♪ And I have met my destiny In quite a similar way ♪

♪ And I hunt for love ♪

♪ And I love you ♪

♪ And I suddenly found my glory ♪

♪ And I when I roar ♪

♪ And its costs are great too ♪

♪ And on and on and on and on ♪

♪ And the magic nights Surpass all others and... ♪

♪ And things are going our way ♪

♪ And when I roar ♪

♪ And you can hear us Howling in the night ♪

♪ Anybody else but... ♪

♪ Because I'm happy ♪

♪ Beyond every bound and limit ♪

♪ Bu hu hut then I turned 'round and I saw a gazelle with a flirtatious smile ♪

♪ But after all is said and done ♪

♪ But I don't know how ♪

♪ But I don’t know how ♪

♪ But I see in your eyes That you know it ain't workin' ♪

♪ But it's all for someone else ♪

♪ But its all for someone else ♪

♪ But now I know what makes me happy ♪

♪ C C C Coolin' with da homies, I'm... ♪

♪ C C C, I'm coolin' With da homies, I'm... ♪

♪ Clap along if you feel Like a room without a roof ♪

♪ Clap along if you feel Like happiness is the truth ♪

♪ Come and play ♪

♪ Come into our world of freedom ♪

♪ Come, come, my baby We can get love on ♪

♪ Didn't see it ♪

♪ Ding dong! ♪

♪ Do you believe in life after love ♪

♪ Double trouble Double double trouble tonight ♪

♪ Double trouble I’m in double trouble tonight ♪

♪ Double trouble tonight ♪

♪ Everybody blowin' up my phone Everybody wants this cash ♪

♪ Everybody's soundin' like Blah blah blah blah blah ♪

♪ Get out of it Don't try to fit ♪

♪ Give me your love ♪

♪ Guarding the land ♪

♪ He got my melting heart ♪

♪ Here I am, another love song ♪

♪ Hey, baby, when you look at me ♪

♪ How could something so wrong Feel so right? ♪

♪ Húsavík... ♪

♪ I can feel something inside me say ♪

♪ I don't need silicone To show rappers I'm the best ♪

♪ I don't think I talk too fast I don't think I talk too, talk too fast ♪

♪ I don't want anybody Anybody else but you ♪

♪ I don't want anybody else ♪

♪ I don’t really give a "What?" ♪

♪ I get some frostbite But won't let it cramp my style ♪

♪ I got a feeling ♪

♪ I got these fresh beats Everybody tryin' to copy ♪

♪ I heard floating chords ♪

♪ I know I'm in double trouble tonight ♪

♪ I know I’m in double trouble tonight ♪

♪ I know you keep telling yourself That it's worth it ♪

♪ I know you'll be there ♪

♪ I lay the blame on you ♪

♪ I really don't think You're strong enough, no ♪

♪ I saw you and then ♪

♪ I swell and burst when I see What we've become ♪

♪ I swell and burst When I see what we've become ♪

♪ I told my mama That I ain't gonna come home ♪

♪ I told my papa To mow the lawn on his own ♪

♪ I wanna spill my love on you ♪

♪ I wanna stop the clocks ♪

♪ I wanna stop the clocks And hold you close ♪

♪ I was an outsider ♪

♪ I was defeated, you won the war ♪

♪ I was happy laying 'round in the shadows Unbothered by flies ♪

♪ I will make you rise up ♪

♪ I'm a lion lover ♪

♪ I'm coolin' with da homies ♪

♪ I'm coolin' with da homies We roll up ♪

♪ I'm in double trouble tonight ♪

♪ I’ll be the king you wanted ♪

♪ I’m a lion lover ♪

♪ I’m growing cold Like the wind from the north ♪

♪ I’m in double trouble tonight ♪

♪ I’ve tried and tried again ♪

♪ In my hometown ♪

♪ Is always repeating itself ♪

♪ It takes time to believe it ♪

♪ It was always there We just didn’t see it ♪

♪ It was always there, you just ♪

♪ It's a jungle out there So hold on tight ♪

♪ It's all permitted, come ♪

♪ It's growing every day ♪

♪ It's so sad that you're leaving ♪

♪ Ja ja ding dong ♪

♪ Just to realize That I was meant to stay ♪

♪ La joie d'etre libre ♪

♪ Let us dream away ♪

♪ Let us dream away Seize the moment ♪

♪ Let's get together ♪

♪ Letting my instinct take control ♪

♪ Like happiness is the truth ♪

♪ Like I'm the loneliest girl In the world ♪

♪ Lion of love ♪

♪ Love expands when I'm with you ♪

♪ Love... ♪

♪ Loving you’s my nine to five ♪

♪ My hometown ♪

♪ My love for you Is growing wide and long ♪

♪ My my At Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender ♪

♪ My, my At Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender ♪

♪ Ne partez pas sans moi ♪

♪ Ne partez pas... ♪

♪ Never felt this alive ♪

♪ No matter how hard I try ♪

♪ No, no ♪

♪ Nothing makes me feel like you do ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh! ♪

♪ On a mountain peak ♪

♪ On the savanna ♪

♪ On the savanna I will make you rise up ♪

♪ Ooh, I can feel your love ♪

♪ Open up the door You'll see ♪

♪ Promise to love you for ever more ♪

♪ Quicker than a ray of light ♪

♪ Sans moi ♪

♪ Seize the moment Leave your worries far behind ♪

♪ Show me your love ♪

♪ So tell my mama I'm coolin' with da homies, uh! ♪

♪ Sometimes I pinch myself ♪

♪ Somewhere someone tonight ♪

♪ Straight from above ♪

♪ Such a man ♪

♪ Surrounded by so many That just didn’t light my fire ♪

♪ Swift as the wind she was gone But you won't get away this time ♪

♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night ♪

♪ That tonight's gonna be A good, good night ♪

♪ The history book on the shelf ♪

♪ The whitest dove ♪

♪ There he sat ♪

♪ There in the shadows, I found my pack ♪

♪ There's no talking to you ♪

♪ They guided me ♪

♪ They say that I talk too fast I don't really talk too fast ♪

♪ Thought I made it clear Do I have to say it? ♪

♪ Thousands tried to tame me But I roam free ♪

♪ To be seen and to be heard ♪

♪ To let you know just where my heart is ♪

♪ To tell the truth and not pretend ♪

♪ To the highland fjords ♪

♪ To the sky above ♪

♪ Tonight we're young and free ♪

♪ Tonight's gonna be a good night ♪

♪ Too much of this fear and sadness ♪

♪ Try to say something Surprises me more ♪

♪ Unless I'm lookin' in the mirror ♪

♪ Until I picked up the call of the wild ♪

♪ Until I saw you and you saw me ♪

♪ Up is down, down is up ♪

♪ Volcanic protector man ♪

♪ Volcano Man ♪

♪ Vous qui cherchez une autre vie ♪

♪ Vous qui volez vers l'an deux mille ♪

♪ Want the world ♪

♪ Was to get away ♪

♪ Waterloo ♪

♪ Waterloo Promise to love you for ever more ♪

♪ Waterloo, I was defeated And you won the war ♪

♪ Waterloo, I was defeated You won the war ♪

♪ We dance into the night ♪

♪ We'll blame it on the fool moon ♪

♪ We're running in a treadmill, baby ♪

♪ We're running with the wolves ♪

♪ We're stuck in this world of madness ♪

♪ What happiness is to you ♪

♪ Whatever you wish You're welcome ♪

♪ When I feel your gentle touch ♪

♪ When I see you I feel a ding ding dong ♪

♪ Where the mountains sing Through the screams of seagulls ♪

♪ Where the northern lights Burst out their colors ♪

♪ Where the whales can live 'Cause they’re gentle people ♪

♪ Who would accept me Without looking back ♪

♪ Will meet the lion of love ♪

♪ With this great big world before me ♪

♪ Woke up at night ♪

♪ You blame it on me, too ♪

♪ You keep pushing me aside ♪

♪ You turned 'round ♪

♪ You won the war ♪

♪ You'll know I'm done ♪

♪ You're gonna be the lonely one, oh ♪

♪ You're not dreaming ♪

♪ You're too brand new ♪

♪ You’ll be the queen I need ♪

♪ You’ll know, you'll know I’m done ♪

Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga
Title: Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga Year: 2020 Cast: - Will Ferrell as Lars Erickssong - Rachel McAdams as Sigrit Ericksdottir - Pierce Brosnan as Erick Erickssong - Dan Stevens as Alexander Lemtov - Mikael Persbrandt as Victor Karlosson - Olaf Yohansson as Jon Olafsson Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga is a 2020 comedy film that takes audiences on a wild musical journey filled with laughs, heart, and the iconic Eurovision Song Contest. Directed by David Dobkin, this film showcases the fictional Icelandic duo Fire Saga as they pursue their dream of representing their country in the world-renowned singing competition. Lars Erickssong, portrayed by the comedic talent Will Ferrell, is an aspiring musician who dreams of winning the Eurovision Song Contest. Along with his life-long friend Sigrit Ericksdottir, played by the talented Rachel McAdams, they form the musical duo Fire Saga. Despite the many obstacles they face, they manage to secure a spot in their country's Eurovision qualifiers. Pierce Brosnan delivers an outstanding performance as Lars' disapproving father, Erick Erickssong. He doubts his son's musical abilities and urges him to focus on the family's fishing business. However, Lars remains determined to prove himself and achieve his Eurovision dreams. When Fire Saga finally makes it to the Eurovision Song Contest, they encounter a wide range of eccentric competitors, including Alexander Lemtov, a famous Russian contestant portrayed by Dan Stevens. Alexander becomes a catalyst for the story, creating a love triangle as he grows closer to Sigrit, threatening the stability of Fire Saga. Throughout the movie, the audience is treated to an amusing and heartfelt storyline, balanced with the grandeur and spectacle associated with the famous Eurovision Song Contest. With vibrant visuals, catchy songs, and a plethora of hilarious moments, the film delivers a true Eurovision experience. The soundtrack for Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga features a variety of original songs performed by the cast themselves, adding an authentic and immersive touch to the fictional world. From the upbeat and catchy "Volcano Man" to the heartfelt ballad "Husavik," the music perfectly captures the essence of Eurovision's diverse musical styles. For fans and music enthusiasts alike, the soundtrack for Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga is available to play and download, offering an opportunity to relive the film's vibrant and catchy tunes. Whether it's for reminiscing on the hilarious and heartwarming scenes or simply enjoying the infectious melodies, the soundtrack promises to entertain. In conclusion, Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga is a hilarious and endearing film that pays tribute to the iconic Eurovision Song Contest. With a talented cast including Will Ferrell, Rachel McAdams, and Pierce Brosnan, the movie blends comedy, music, and heartfelt moments seamlessly. The accompanying soundtrack allows fans to immerse themselves in the musical journey of Fire Saga. So sit back, enjoy the catchy tunes, and relish this hilarious and uplifting film. You can play and download these sounds here, and experience the magic of Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga firsthand.
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