The Parent Trap Edit

A concert? You're going to put the paying customers to sleep.

A delightful woman, Mr Evers. How ever did you let her slip away?

A gruesome twosome we will be

A gypsy?

A lot of kids in camp had that problem.

A man of his age.

A nice, reliable, settled, comfortable woman,

A to Ks? No, dear, you're an R. Over with the P to Ss. Have we any X, Y, Zs here?

A vital, romantic fellow like Mitch, it's a cinch he's found a nice young wife.

A word of warning. Watch your demerits.

About the other night. I didn't mean for it to sound like that.

All good things have to end.

All our plans. Mother and I will be leaving tomorrow.

All our work and our plans!

All right, Sharon. Run along now.

All right, young ladies.

All right. I'm not screaming.

All right. Let's have it.

All right. What do you think of Vicky as a person?

All right. You wouldn't like her anyway.

All splendid lovers have dreadful times.

All things I love and cherish in him.

All those days and weeks, nothing but working!

Also, I thought red wine might be good with the stew.

An amazing resemblance.

An old comfortable worn out shoe cast in the closet.

An old Indian scout gave it to me. Said it would keep mosquitoes away.

And dinner on the patio. Was this your idea, Mitch?

And he took her on a date until three a.m.

And I can understand that having another woman around is an intrusion.

And I can't say I blame him either. You're very nicely put together.

And I hope you've both learned something.

And I merely suggested she put on something decent because you...

And I miss my razor being dull because you used it for your legs.

And I wondered if you could love me as me and not as Sharon... please?

And I'm happy to see you too. Your Grandpa missed you around here.

And I'm stuck with music lessons that I hate!

And just sort of bisected us each taking one of us.

And names and... Oh!

And she's out in California with Dad, swimming and riding my horse,

And their song goes like this. For now, for always...

And there was music and flowers and people.

And this must be Vicky.

And though we haven't got a lot

And though we haven't got a lot

And us, and the way things used to be.

And we'll all be one big happy family!

And worst of all, sisters who should be setting a good example.

And you can always count on me

And your insect repellent and your poetry book.

Anybody I know? Oh, Verbena!

Anything you want to talk over with me?

Are we in time?

Are you kidding? Ricky Nelson.

Are you sure there isn't anything you want to tell me?

Aren't you?

Asking me all these crazy questions.

At a time like what?

At this time, I want to say welcome to all our new arrivals.

Be polite.

Bertha Waterbury. This girl I met at camp. Sensational girl.

Besides, you shouldn't talk about people...

Big staring eyes, red frizzy hair and she was fat, really fat.

Both of them?

Brawling in front of our guests.

Busted up with Dad. But she was fabulous, absolutely fabulous.

But dirty socks are on Thursday.

But he caught me looking at it and it's gone now.

But I am Susan! Sharon and I met at camp, so we decided to switch places.

But I never bite my nails!

But I wanted to see you, and I miss not having a mother.

But it's my mother too.

But she's good. She's awful good.

But sometimes people just don't get on together.

But what about?

Bye.

Cah n't. Shah n't. Aunt. Oh, I can't wait till camp is over.

Can't you and I discuss this calmly together like grown up women?

Can't. Shan't. Aunt. Hmm?

Chief Eaglewood.

Come here.

Come on, Mother.

Come on, Sharon. They want to be alone.

Come on! I can get married any time I want to!

Come on.

Come on. I'm starved.

Come over here to your Auntie Edna and we can get to know one another.

Come to think of it, that dress seems perfect for you.

Come, McKendrick. New arrival, girls. Name's McKendrick.

Coming!

Congratulations.

Could you excuse us for just a moment?

Could you stop now?

Crazy, sweet kids.

Dad, it's beautiful!

Daddy and I don't keep secrets from one another. We tell each other everything.

Daddy, I really couldn't say. She's a perfect stranger to me.

Daddy, that's not true.

Daddy... Daddy, please don't marry that woman.

Darn! Look at this one. It's ruined.

Delightful, charming woman. Amazing how he let her slip away from him.

Did you tell her anything about us?

Do see the maids keep quiet. They must empty the ashtrays without clinking.

Do to myself?!

Do you hear music? I told those children to take a bath!

Do you think I'm some troll who crawled out of the woods to come calling on you?

Do you want to come and get a popsicle with me?

Do you want your clothes, Vicky?

Don't ask me. I just got here. It's just my house. Nobody ever tells me anything.

Don't cry. You can slug me in the eye any time you want.

Don't get me wrong. My goodness, you are what you are.

Don't get smart with me, girls.

Don't give me that routine. You handed me that years ago.

Don't give me that. You knew darn well what was going to happen.

Don't give up. We've got all night to think of something.

Don't start ordering me around!

Don't stumble over the words. You don't have to say them!

Don't use force on me. I lammed you once and I can do it...

Don't use that tone. We're not married anymore!

Don't worry your pretty little head about me. I'll just lie around the lake.

Don't worry. We'll find a way.

Don't worry. You'll be ventilated.

Don't you feel it? Don't you know what's happening?

Don't you find it peculiar that we're so alike and have the same birthday?

Don't you understand? The drippy candles, the violin music, the Veal Parmigiana.

Don't... Ow!

Dr Mosby isn't at all shocked at seeing me like this.

Dr Mosby, Mitchell Evers, the groom.

Edna, I guarantee by tomorrow morning, she'll be...

Edna, I'm sorry, we can't today.

Ever since I met your father, it's been Susan this and Susan that.

Every day and everywhere

Every week he has some dame up here.

Except a man like your father with a daughter going on 14...

Excuse me, but haven't you noticed? We look like each other.

Excuse me, Mitch. All right!

Excuse me.

Father and daughter is OK, but when a girl gets to a certain age,

Finally, both of you together at last.

First change I make, off she goes to a boarding school in Switzerland.

First of all, about me.

First, she's from Boston.

Flat A's. Remember, all your A's are flat. Talk fast 'cause everybody talks fast.

Fletcher, play on through. I'll pick you up at the bar.

For always

For my love was meant for

For Sharon? A child of her age getting a telegram?

For you!

Forget it, honey. Never mind.

Four weeks left and you'll spend them together.

From the Thunderhead Boys' Camp.

Funny, isn't it? Dogs are funny things.

Gee, that's great. Your mother lets you go?

Get 'em under the moon, play their favourite tune

Get me out of this stinking fresh air!

Get me Western Union, please.

Get that away from me. I hate them. They're just miserable.

Get them away from me!

Get them away from me! Get those wild animals out!

Get them out of here! Get them out!

Girls, don't be rude.

Girls, follow me.

Girls, that's enough of this nonsense! Go back to your activities!

Girls, we'll discuss this later on. I want to talk to your father now.

Give me your hand.

Give my best to Mitch when you see him.

Give my regards to Mitch.

Go and read your newspaper.

Go and sit down, Daddy. Don't ruin it.

Go on to bed, you monsters.

Go on, bite 'em!

Golly! Sisters!

Good. Here's to your disadvantage.

Goodbye, daughter.

Goodbye, girls. Sharon McKendrick! Your chauffeur's waiting, dear. Hurry.

Goodbye, it was so nice to have met you.

Goodbye, Miss Inch... I cah n't tell you how very much I've enjoyed my stay.

Goodbye, Vicky. You're just as cute as you can be.

Goodbye.

Goodness, you're beautiful.

Goodnight, ladies. Sleep tight.

Goodnight, Mom. Have fun.

Goodnight!

Gosh! Look at this mess!

Grandmother went into a lecture on raising children!

Have you ever heard of Gilbert and Sullivan?

He can't. He just can't.

He didn't ask for an explanation.

He took me to dinner an Italian restaurant in one of those basements in New York.

He'll do it, or he'll cook his own meals for the next month.

He's not exactly a charm fellow with a big teethy grin and lots of clever talk,

He's old enough to know what he's doing.

He's serious about this one. He's trying to get us to be friends.

He's very handsome. Is it cold in here?

Hecky can always take you down.

Hecky, I think I'll have some more trout.

Hecky, it's time!

Hello, darling. I'm glad you're back. I was beginning to get bored.

Hello, honey. Let me look at you.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Here are your allergy pills. One three times a day.

Here you are. Did you two get to know each other?

Here.

Here's my baggage check.

Here's the deal. We leave for the camp out immediately all of us.

Hey, it's stopped raining!

Hi, Dad. Just getting back?

Hi, darling.

Hi, Verbena.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi... Susan.

His and hers. Makes me feel like a bathroom towel.

History's jammed with stories of lovers parted by some silly thing.

Hm mm. Funny, isn't it?

Holy smokes! What a lousy mess they made of that.

Honey, don't you play with the big girls. You'll be in way over your head.

Honey, I've been meaning to ask you... what do you think of Vicky?

Honey, what are you doing?

Honey, you don't want to start thinking about your mother.

How about those two little monkeys putting that together?

How beautiful! Isn't this lovely? So masculine.

How can you think of that at a time like this?

How would you like to be hostess?

How's Mother? Kiss her for me, and Grandpa.

I always get goose bumps. Look.

I am your supreme commander here and my name is...

I can't imagine anyone not loving Mother. She's divine.

I can't talk to you. You're always trying to belt me.

I can't wait to show you how lovely everything is.

I certainly do. I've always wanted to have a sister.

I couldn't help it. I wanted to know what it was like to have a mother and everything.

I cut it for you. And my fingernails I've bitten for you!

I detest trout! How many times do I have to tell you? I'll eat in the morning.

I didn't know. Sharon told me when I got here.

I don't care if it does sound silly.

I don't have a father, actually.

I don't have a mother. Just Dad and me. He's wonderful.

I don't know what he saw in her. She had no personality at all.

I don't know what you're getting at.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I thought maybe when you've been in love with somebody...

I don't know. I'm just happy that you're here and you're you.

I don't know. It's almost as if you were...

I don't know. Maybe she went to Spain and married some drunk.

I don't like it any more than you do, but I'm not going to lose you now.

I don't understand.

I don't want any more of that. Understand?

I feel naked without my lipstick.

I find this situation fraught with humour.

I gather that you two girls don't get along together.

I got a picture. You wanna see it?

I got an idea. Come on.

I got to play golf every day, poker at night. I'd like to find a winter camp too.

I guess I have been acting sulky.

I guess I'll go up to my room and...

I guess the only logical thing we can do is try to share them.

I guess we never have talked about that.

I hate the sticks! I hate the lake! I hate the filthy bugs!

I hate this filthy, stinking, dirty place!

I hate this place! This is not my idea of fun!

I have something important to tell you.

I hope she likes the great outdoors and can scale fish.

I just miss you.

I just wanted to have a woman to woman talk with you about Stafford.

I just wanted to tell you that I find him a very wonderful person.

I know I don't say things like you want to hear them, but I've been thinking about you.

I know what wonderful mystery Daddy sees in you...

I know where Mitch keeps his shirts and we can find you some boots...

I know you won't be at the wedding, but it'll be in the society columns.

I know. I had a hard time explaining your telegram.

I love dancing. I could dance all night especially with you, Wilfred.

I love you very much,

I mean it. What did you do to yourself anyway?

I mean, when you get to be my age it won't seem old to you at all and you'll...

I mind my own business. I've been doing that for years.

I miss those wet stockings you used to have hanging around the bathroom.

I never go to funerals or weddings. I prefer elopements. They're more romantic.

I promised to spend the whole day with Susie.

I put a dishcloth on and it's knotted. Open it for me.

I really do mean this, Mitch. I wish you the best of everything with Vicky.

I shah n't tell my aunt about the aunts... ants,

I started to, then I don't know what happened.

I suppose so.

I suppose that's the best way.

I suppose they'll want to meet me.

I think you and I ought to have a little chat.

I think your idea about having the wedding outside is wonderful.

I thought I'd do a good job of it.

I thought something was different.

I thought we ought to be alone a little so we could talk.

I thought you were just going to wash your hands.

I thought you'd like some of my water.

I understand she's your horse. I hope you don't mind my riding her.

I want to hear all about you. Down you go.

I wanted to know what you were like and Susan wanted to meet Mother.

I was just saying that... Take your hairstyle...

I was thrilled to hear you were going to take the plunge with old Mitch.

I was tricked into coming. She tricked me.

I will talk about this perfectly calmly and rationally.

I wish he was! You mean you never heard of him?

I won't discuss it unless you stop shouting.

I'd better putt out.

I'd know you anywhere from Mitch's description.

I'd like to introduce, direct from Boston,

I'd like, at this time, to introduce a visitor from the next hilltop over,

I'll be back in just a minute.

I'll get my own car and go dancing till midnight.

I'll give you a million reasons and they're in the bank.

I'll just go upstairs and wash up. I'll be back in a few minutes.

I'll remember how Grandfather always smells of...

I'll see that Sharon comes here for Easter.

I'll send Susan back for Christmas.

I'll stick it out, thanks.

I'm all packed. What time do we go?

I'm fine. Gee, you look...

I'm fine. We've missed you.

I'm glad you came today. There's something I want to talk to you about.

I'm happy that you're here and you're you. Fasten me up.

I'm her grandmother!

I'm hot. Want a Fig Newton?

I'm inclined to agree, Mrs Robinson.

I'm listening.

I'm not afraid to talk to anybody.

I'm not as young as that simpering, baby faced, platinum doll who's hooked you.

I'm not coming back to this one. They won't let you wear lipstick or perfume.

I'm not saying a word. I mind my own business.

I'm not saying a word. I'm not one to talk about anybody behind their back.

I'm not Sharon, I'm Susan. Sharon is out in California with Daddy.

I'm not shocked. I see nothing wrong with your wife's attire.

I'm not through talking to you!

I'm not very good with compliments, what with growing up with the cows...

I'm perfectly decent.

I'm sorry, Mother.

I'm sure we can. You're not afraid to talk to me, are you?

I'm sure you won't, Vicky.

I'm sure you'll find it shipshape.

I've been wanting to have this little talk about...

I've got a cake in my hands! Stop it.

I've got something to tell you...

I've got to explain why you're here. That's not going to be easy.

I've got to tell someone, but you've got to swear never to tell Daddy. Promise?

I've gotta change. Will you excuse me?

I've seen movies of California. Is it nice?

I've tried to be friendly, but I'm going to marry your father, so get used to the idea.

I've tried, Mother, honestly, but I don't understand.

If he wants to make a ninny of himself, that's his affair.

If my opinion means anything which I doubt I like it the way it is.

If their love's on skids, treat your folks like kids

If there was, I wouldn't remember it. It was too long ago.

If they lose that zing and they just won't swing

If we switched, they'd have to unswitch us.

If you asked me what do I think of her as a fashion model or a famous aviatrix,

If you stop screaming, she'll explain!

In the history of our camp, that was the most infamous,

In their innermost hearts, they must still be in love with each other.

In what respect?

Is best left till you've lived longer.

Is it terribly painful for you to talk about Daddy?

Is that all? Dad'll never get serious.

Is that my little girl? That tall gangly thing?

Isn't it! Stop this. We're going to miss the plane.

Isn't that peculiar? November 12th?

It came as quite a shock to you. Men put things so badly.

It doesn't look so bad.

It doesn't matter

It doesn't mean your father and I didn't love each other,

It doesn't smell like anything.

It drives her crazy. I completely ignore her.

It hasn't changed. Hecky!

It makes me so mad.

It never will...

It shows strength of character not to go with the new fashion trends in clothes.

It was always thus.

It was an awful... Wait a minute. What are you doing?

It won't happen any more. I'm leaving in the morning with Sharon.

It worked, didn't it? You liked it.

It would have been worse if we'd stayed together all that fighting.

It wouldn't hurt anybody. Look.

It's a present I brought for you. We made it... I made it for you.

It's a rather cryptic message. What does it mean?

It's about time. We've been waiting all day!

It's absolute fun living in California.

It's all right, I've got him.

It's all right. We've already had dinner in the kitchen.

It's all settled. Susan and I have decided we'll all have a jolly lunch here.

It's almost as if your own dog didn't know you.

It's amazing.

It's an emergency. There's a woman here and she's beautiful.

It's done with now so we won't talk about it anymore.

It's got to be done methodically. Recollection and memory.

It's hoydenish. Are you a boy or a girl? Make up your mind. What's that?

It's just one of those things, isn't it?

It's lousy, isn't it?

It's my mother.

It's no fun having a clothes closet all to myself.

It's no fun swearing because you're not around to pretend to be shocked by it.

It's none of my business if he wants to make a ninny of himself.

It's none of our business who you want to marry, and we ruined it.

It's not my fault. I can't tell them apart.

It's not the same.

It's perfectly natural for a girl. Where is she?

It's so scary, but we might be able to pull it off.

It's the last time I take a woman to the mountains.

It's the thing to do. We'll have to get you another outfit.

It's wonderful that you're such good friends. Can you keep a secret?

John, they're playing our song.

Just charge it all to Mitch. He's loaded.

Just fasten the belt a bit tighter.

Just remember this.

Just smile, pet.

Just terrible.

Last month it was.

Latrines over there. Mess hall up the hill.

Lead 'em back to love with a velvet glove

Let her read it. It belongs to her.

Let me look at you. Have you had?

Let me look at you... What on earth have you done to your hair?

Let the punishment fit the crime.

Let's compromise. You give a little, I'll give a little. Let's get together.

Let's get to work.

Let's get together every day

Let's get together every day Every way and everywhere

Let's get together right away

Let's get together right away We'll be having twice the fun

Let's get together, what do you say? We can have a swinging time

Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah

Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah

Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah Two is twice as nice as one

Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah Why don't you and I combine?

Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Like telling me why Andromeda never comes near you?

Like what?

Little surprise for you, young ladies. Saturday night, we're having a dance.

Look, I'm standing.

Look! Now I'm getting goose bumps.

Look. I'll put it on, yes?

Looks like a crackerjack troop of girls there.

Louise, for once I'm putting my foot down. Let them alone.

Louise.

Lunch.

Maggie, as long as everybody's apologising, I think I'd better do mine too.

Maggie, I've been a prize chump. We've both been.

Maggie, those tricks don't work any more. Can you go and put on something decent?

Maggie, will you try to be a little understanding, please?

Maggie, you're so beautiful.

Marcia, what fools we've been.

Margaret hasn't seen her since she was one.

Margaret, don't forget the Red Cross meeting. I'll see you at the Somerset.

Margaret, I've got to hand it to you,

Marry her? Oh, Dad! You've just got to be kidding!

Martinelli's. Don't you remember?

McKendrick, you're in Arapahoe. Follow me. Girls, wait here.

Me too.

Miss Inch.

Miss Lockness, Bettina... Upstairs. Third door to the left.

Mitch, darling!

Mitch, I will not have her spending the night.

Mitch, it needs a woman's touch.

Mitch, stop acting like a big baby. I didn't get a look at it.

Mitch, that eye looks dreadful. You must put something on it.

Mitch!

Mitchell, I want you to meet Dr Mosby.

Most girls run after Daddy because he's so wealthy.

Mother ought to be here.

Mother says I'm psychic. That I can sense when something odd is going to happen.

Mother would bring me to California.

Mother, this is my wedding. You've had four.

Mother, you're right. Stafford was much too juvenile for me.

Mother! I'm so glad you came!

Mother's the absolute living end! She's gorgeous, breathtaking.

Mr Evers is slipping into his second childhood.

Mr Evers? The ladies were wondering... Oh, excuse me.

Mrs Evers! You look wonderful. Let me take your things.

Mummy and Daddy separated. She never mentions him now.

My baby.

My favourite food is chilli beans and you gotta chew gum because I do.

My feet are killing me.

My grandmother said my tent should be well ventilated.

My grandmother thinks it ruins my teeth.

Mystic? I'm no mystic.

Never mind hi. Give me a hug.

Never mind those angelic faces. I know vixens when I see 'em.

Never mind. It's a terrible thing to do. Isn't it?

Next girl.

No broken bones? No? Come on, let's get the bags.

No candy wrappers lying on the ground. Always tidy.

No, baby. I don't want to adopt her. I want to marry her.

No, dear. It wasn't that kind of a secret.

No, honey. Never mind.

No, it was not. What are you looking at?

No, it's not. You asked me what I think of Vicky.

No, Mitch.

No, sweetheart. I just can't believe it's you.

No, we sure can't do that.

No! I don't want you to be friends. That's not the idea.

No! I just had one day with her. I hardly got to know her.

No.

No. A very well bred, ladylike, Bostonian matron pinned it on me.

No. Cah n't. Shah n't. Aunt.

No. Come on.

No. I mean it.

No. I mean it. I spent nights walking up and down with you. Two o'clock feeds...

No. I won't be part of a conspiracy like this.

No. I'm from Boston.

No. Schotzli and I are used to strange women riding her.

No. Seriously.

No. Why should it be?

No... You're not. I'm not quite sure what it is.

Nor the debutantes, shall I? Bye.

Not speaking to someone because you're mad at them is...

Not wanted!

Nothing could be greater Say hey, alligator!

Nothing.

Nothing's any good without you, Maggie. I miss a lot of things.

Of all the big headed fathers!

Of course he's shocked. Running around in that get up...

Of course, her eyes are a little close together.

Oh oh oh oh Let's get together, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh oh. This one's full.

Oh, Daddy, you big meany! I spent so much time trying to get him.

Oh, darling!

Oh, Mitch. It's been so long. So very long.

Oh, my darling. Why didn't you let me know? Why didn't you tell me?

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Ex wife.

Oh, Susan.

Oh, us. There was a very nice girl there. We became quite good friends.

Oh, Verbena.

Oh, you are divine.

Oh! Hi, Grandpa.

Oh! I really think you're swell

Oh! There's a thing on it!

Oh... Boston.

OK.

OK. Bye.

OK. Tomorrow morning I'll break the bomb.

On the noon plane. Have you got everything in we wanted for Sharon?

On what?

One week I'll never forget he had five different women up here.

Oo ee! And if you stick with me

Operator.

Or why your appetite's changed?

Or you'll punish yourselves far better than I ever could. Bye, girls.

Or your family tree's gonna snap

Our first sweet thrill

Our ranch foreman. He tells sensational stories. He used to be a rodeo rider.

Part of the fun? What else do you do? Throw rocks in the lake?

Pelléas and Mélisande, Daphnis and Chloë.

Perhaps a little something by way of a nuptial toast.

Playing Beethoven's Fifth Symphony on the piano, Miss Sharon McKendrick.

Please tell my mother I can't meet her and cancel my appointments.

Pouting is childish. You're too old for that.

Probably full of germs. What have you done to your hair?

Pull what off?

Quick.

Quite out of the everyday, as we say.

Quite out of the everyday.

Really?

Reverend?

Riding, swimming, out to dinner, but it's none of my business,

Room together, eat together, play together.

Rosa, I want all the gilt chairs in the music room.

Running around in my bathrobe!

See that? Cougar tracks.

Sensational. We got a ranch in Carmel.

Shall we get unpacked? I'm dying to get into a hot shower.

Sharon and I are leaving in the morning.

Sharon McKendrick, we are waiting.

Sharon, go upstairs and put your suit on.

Sharon, that was many years ago. Don't dramatise it.

Sharon, what I'm trying to say is that the decision to marry

Sharon, what is this?

Sharon, you gotta. I always chew mine. Anyhow, Dad'll know.

Sharon!

Sharon!

Sharon!

Sharon! Susan!

Sharon?

Sharon?

She bit her nails and I cut her hair.

She came out here very unexpectedly

She just infiltrated, Mother, and before you knew it, Dad was hooked.

She sure did.

She took off like a pelican.

She was hanging around the airport.

She'll come in and it looks like we just...

She's a conniving, vicious, two faced brat.

She's a woman, that's enough.

She's crazy about this boy, Alexander.

She's not exactly insensitive.

She's older, more mature. She's had two children. She's the motherly type.

She's simply breathtaking.

She's simply delightful.

Sit down and eat your stew. Don't spill it now.

Sit down.

Six months split. That's how it's going to end up.

Six months with one parent, six months with the other like a yo yo.

So am I. I can't wait till I'm 18.

So I gave her the night off.

So I'm not saying a word, not one single word.

So keep those tents clean, your uniforms spanking fresh,

So nice to have met you.

So to make 'em dig, first you gotta rig

So what?

So you had a wonderful time. What happened?

So you have to switch us back again?

Soak them in the lake. That'll cool them off.

Someone gentle and mature, rough edged, but quick to laugh,

Sorry to keep you waiting. I'm Margaret McKendrick.

Stand up, child. Don't slouch. I hope you haven't picked up bad habits.

Stay out of our tent from now on.

Stop it!

Stop it! Sharon, let go!

Stop that, Andromeda, you crazy dog. It's Susan, you silly.

Straighten out the mess with togetherness Togetherness!

Straighten out their mess with togetherness

Straighten out their mess with togetherness

Sue came to Boston to be with me.

Sulky? That's the understatement of the year.

Sulky? You've been plain impossible. You've been monstrous!

Sure you'll be happy here. See you after lunch.

Sure you'll help me right over a cliff.

Sure. I admit it. It was a mistake in the beginning.

Sure. I cooked enough for you and Susan for dinner tomorrow.

Sure. I'd be happy to walk you down to the truck.

Sure. There are hundreds up here. They really mess you up.

Susan, dear...

Susan, listen!

Susan, pay attention. The music room and library are on the first floor.

Susan!

Susan?

Susan...

Susie!

Susie!

Susie. We were just talking about you. This is Miss Robinson.

Tell me all about camp. I want to get your laundry too.

Tell me all about yourself. We must get to be very good friends.

Tell me what?

Thank goodness for that.

Thank you, Miss Inch, and hello to all of you.

Thank you.

Thanks a heap. You're twins. Do you share everything?

Thanks a lot.

Thanks. You sure you won't change your mind, Miss?

That can happen between a man and woman.

That plotz faced child bride and her electric hips!

That was wonderful, girls!

That way they'd be together.

That?

That'll bring every mosquito around. Where did you get it?

That's all we can do.

That's how true love creates its beautiful agony.

That's it!

That's mine. That's mine. There.

That's only natural. I want to keep this above board.

That's the deal. Take it or leave it.

That's the hi fi. I thought a little music would be nice with dinner.

That's the house. The stables go off down there.

That's the idea.

That's the minister and Miss Robinson and you're to be polite to them.

That's the most horrible thing anybody could say!

That's what I was trying to tell you.

That's when she misses a mother.

That's who it is! She's the spitting image of you know who.

That's why I'm not saying a word. Not one single word.

The atmosphere was ideally apropos

The charge that shoots up your spine. Like when you met Daddy.

The first time Cupid shot 'em

The horse is Schotzli and the dog is Andromeda.

The lake's only another hour.

The last time I saw them together, they were that big and you were pushing them.

The most revolting, the most disgusting display of hooliganism we have ever had.

The old "they're playing our song" thing.

The Parent Trap

The Parent Trap

The Parent Trap!

The punishment was harsh, I know, but you've survived it

The recollection and the memory might be bitterly painful.

The silence will drive her out of her mind.

The thing is that neither of them got married again.

The three of them. I'm so mad I could just spit.

The two of them together. Maggie, how did it happen?

Then go and have your baths. You look filthy.

Then maybe I can express an opinion, but just to ask...

Then Mrs Saunders' tea. Caroline's daughter's coming.

Then straight on to the musical appreciation course.

Then the problem falls in your lap

Then we'll tell you about Vicky, but not while he's there.

Then why did you fall in love with her?

Then why have they stayed separated?

Then you'd better not tell me.

There in God's natural setting under the trees. Thank you.

There is indeed.

There's a trick an old Indian guide showed me.

There's been a lot of things happening since you left.

There's more to it than just switching places.

There's no need for that. You can always talk to me about anything.

There's that angelic creature again.

There's the little beast now.

They must have quarrelled and parted,

They think I'm running a blood bank! I think they like this stuff.

They were composers.

They wrote a memorable song called "Let the Punishment Fit the Crime".

They'll grab at your eyes, eat you.

Think of all that we could share

Think of all that we could share

Think of California and that wonderful community property law, and just smile.

This boy I met at camp. I just wanted your advice on something.

This is a kind of odd place, but it's as good as any.

This is gorgeous! I'm going to wear this one when I go to Boston. I adore it!

This is my house and you're not running around...

This is Reverend Mosby. He's doing the marriage.

Those cool blue eyes looking right through you.

Those monsters! They gopher trapped us!

Those weeks at camp, I've been wondering about my mother.

Though time may tatter

To be perfectly frank, the old zing wasn't there.

To discuss some mix up about the children,

To set the bait, recreate the date

To the mother of my children the most beautiful mother two kids ever had.

Together

Together

Together...

Togetherness

Togetherness!

Traffic's pretty heavy these days. Are you wearing that dress on the trip?

Trooper Stafford, ten shun! Stand up, boy.

Turn it down over there. Tight.

Turn your head. Let me see that profile.

Two is twice as nice as one

Uh huh! You really ring the bell

Understanding and wise.

Untidy little girls won't go to the dance,

Verbena collects the dirty laundry on Monday... Sharon, pay attention!

Verbena, we're here! Sharon!

Verbena, you are a mystic.

Verbena!

Verbena! We're here!

Verbena... there's a woman downstairs.

Very funny.

Very well. I'll just slip into something more comfortable.

Vicky can come down the walk...

Vicky, I swear you've got nothing to...

Vicky, she's not that kind of a woman.

Vicky, think how an outdoor ceremony will look in the newspapers.

Wait a minute, sir. There's nothing wrong here.

Wait a minute. They didn't do anything to you.

Wait till your grandmother sees it.

Waiting until we're in the kitchen and me in bare feet.

Was heaven sent for now

We accept your invitation.

We always eat off the trail up here. That's part of the fun of it.

We certainly can't keep them apart.

We could be sharing all we've got

We could be sharing all we've got

We could do some shopping before we head west.

We feel guilty about what we did to Vicky.

We have a ball just Daddy and me and Hecky.

We have the whole weekend to talk. I cannot cancel the Red Cross.

We love each other.

We meant to write, but we just got so tied up with plans and things...

We met at camp and the whole thing came out.

We might as well get it over with.

We must celebrate the occasion. Mitch, open some champagne.

We ought to have a talk sometime.

We submarined her.

We were riding the other day and he let me ride Schotzli.

We'd be a crazy team

We'd better have tickets for the ladies' wraps.

We'll be having twice the fun And you can always count on me...

We're going to grow into a couple of old lonely people if we don't do something.

We're sorry, Dad. Will you forgive us?

We've asked the Thunderhead Boys' Camp to come over for the occasion.

We've got a lake. You can fall out of the front door and go swimming any time.

We've got the Picasso exhibition at four o'clock, Margaret.

We've thought it over and we've come to a decision.

Welcome home, darling.

Welcome to Camp Inch, new arrivals.

Well, because... I guess I was hoping that you'd come back sometime.

Well, between us, he's not too brilliant or clever with what he says.

Well, bust it up. Follow them and submarine her.

Well, er...

Well, honey... All right. Let's get straight on one thing first. Little boys.

Well, I don't know how we got around to him.

Well, off with the old and on with the new, eh? I must say, you are young.

Well, what if?

Well! What's all this?

Well? Aren't you going to return the compliment?

Well...

Well...

Well...

Well... I wanted you to tell me how long you waited before you got married.

Well... It's just an ordinary question.

What a dream!

What a pity. Just as we were getting to know each other.

What a shame you can't stay for dinner with us.

What a time for you to show up! I'm going to get married!

What about Dad? He's a sensational person, as a friend and all.

What am I supposed to do for three days? Stay home and knit?

What are we going to do about them?

What are you doing in those clothes?

What are you doing with her picture?

What are you getting at?

What are you staring at?

What are you yelling about, Miss? Those bear cubs wouldn't hurt a fly.

What can you do?

What did we do?

What do I think of Vicky as what?

What do you mean?

What do you miss?

What do you want me to tell you?

What happened to dinner?

What happened?

What have you done to your hair?

What have you got there with you, Mitch?

What have you gotta prepare? The Parent Trap

What have you gotta rig?

What if we get some ants and dump them down her dress?

What is it?

What is it? You're staring at me as if you've never seen me before.

What seems old to you isn't really old when you get old...

What was always thus?

What was Daddy like?

What would you think about our making Vicky part of our family?

What?

What?

What's all this noise?

What's done is done. It'll grow again.

What's her name?

What's the matter, Sharon? Are those tears I see?

What's your pop like? Is he a friend or one of those busy types?

When I get from camp, Dad takes me on a trek into the mountains.

When you bring us back on Friday, we'll tell you who's Sharon and who's Susan.

When your folks are square, then you must prepare

Where did he take you on your first date?

Where did you hear about her?

Where did you learn how to play the piano?

Where's Verbena?

Where's? What's her name?

Whichever of us is Sharon isn't going to Boston.

Who accepts the coming of age with grace and dignity.

Who is she? What is she doing here?

Who would be sending her a telegram?

Who's Stafford?

Who's that I hear out there?

Why am I here? Well, that's our little surprise.

Why am I telling you? It's none of your business.

Why did you bring her back? I thought we'd got rid of her.

Why did you run off? I want to talk to you.

Why did you take so long to tell me?

Why do you want to wonder about something like that?

Why don't we make the scene?

Why? I mean...

Will you come inside a minute, please?

Will you get off the stage? I'm in the middle of a concert.

Will you look at that? I can't believe it.

Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen,

Women are wearing their hair a little fuller...

Wow!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. As a matter of fact, Maggie, you look pretty good.

Yeah. I'd better.

Yeah. The noise...

Years from now, when I'm quite grown up,

Yes, Ma'am.

Yes, Ma'am.

Yes, Ma'am.

Yes, sir.

Yes.

Yes. It sure is.

Yes. Miss Inch.

Yes. Vicky and I have a million things to do fittings and odds and ends to buy.

Yes. We had a lovely little talk.

Yes. You enjoy yourselves. We're going to bed. Goodnight, Mom. 'Night, Dad.

Yes...

You and I were marching along real slow, funny like, in organdie dresses.

You are a sweet child.

You are Sharon.

You are too! It's the most revolting thing I've ever heard!

You can get to know the girls.

You can't get married! You'll ruin everything! All our plans!

You can't marry her. She's just a child.

You could take them for six months, then I'd have them.

You don't say.

You ever have the feeling that something's gonna happen? Like a storm brewing?

You go. I'm not hungry.

You got 'em!

You gotta get the new sound.

You have to bring Mother out here now.

You haven't changed much. The years have been good to you, Mitch.

You hit two sticks together and the noise frightens them.

You insisted on coming. Make the best of it.

You know Daddy. He's always playing the field.

You know I don't say a word, but the things that Vicky woman has been up to...

You know what husbands think about ex wives

You know what I'm talking about. There's something very strange about you.

You know what probably happened?

You know, like the charm fellows we all adore.

You know, Mitch, all of a sudden, I'm very depressed.

You little wretches!

You look wonderful! What did you do?

You lose your head sometimes. Besides, I... Wait a minute.

You mean Sharon?

You mean this is Sharon? I had Sharon all this time?

You must bring Mother to California. Boston is no place to rekindle a romance.

You name it and it happened. It was a shambles. Happy?

You probably think of me as just your father and to you I seem ancient and old...

You said there was music. What song did they play?

You see, I knew I liked you.

You should wear this to meet Dad.

You shut up and get me my boots!

You start anything and I'll make your lives miserable later on.

You used to confide in me.

You used up more diapers than ten kids.

You vicious little wretch!

You wanna bet?

You want me to lose my job? Your pa will fire me.

You want to meet Father and I'm dying to know Mother.

You, me, two days nothing!

You'll find I'm not without a sense of humour.

You'll never know what they did to me, you big goon!

You'll never know.

You're going to have them for six months a year. Bye. Watch out for snakes.

You're in a good tent. Betsy's mother sends her candy bars every week.

You're not really sure, are you, Daddy?

You're old enough to understand that wonderful mystery

You're reading implications into...

You're Sharon?

You've been walking around the house like a mummy for two days.

You've got meetings and things. I thought we could spend the day talking.

You've got stew all over you.

You've got to believe me. I'm in horrible trouble.

You've had her for 13 years! I won't. Do the best you can and stay on Daddy's tail.

You've had him to yourself all this time

Your father couldn't possibly leave Vicky alone for three whole days.

Your father made you sound like a girl, but you're practically a woman.

Your father underestimates you, I think.

Your grandfather sends his love. Your grandmother does too.

Your room is the second door on the second floor on the left.

16 plastic surgeons and a reconstruction job on my face so I could be presentable!

18 Belgrave Square, Boston? Yes.

A child of that age! Now, Mother...

About what you were talking about. Absolutely nothing.

And I'm quite without a mother. Shh!

And just look at you. That short hair. I cut it, Mother.

And quite without a father. Oh, honey...

And where was I? Well, it was half and half.

Are any of them spoilt? It didn't do them any good.

Are they all coming with us? Yup.

Are you all right? Yes, I'm all right!

Are you coming, Charles? No, thank you.

Are you going to a party? None of your business.

Are you kidding? Nope.

Are you looking for a fight? With my favourite daughter? No.

Are you still biting your nails? You noticed. She told me you...

Are you sure she's Sharon? Of course she is.

Are you sure? I know my own daughter, don't I?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Exactly.

At three o'clock... I won't be able to do those today.

Best I can do on short notice. Thank you.

Bettina, would you put this in your case? Yes, Ma'am.

But Dad! Stop it.

But, Daddy... You're not taking it home!

Cah n't wait. OK. I cah n't wait.

California. Who could she know in California?

Cancel them? Yes. Something important has come up.

Charles, stop burbling. I haven't burbled in years.

Come and have dinner. We got spaghetti and glop.

Come down when you get through. Be down in a minute.

Come in. It's not deep. Are you sure?

Come on upstairs with me. See you later.

Come on. Get your hands off me. I'm warning you.

Compared to her, you're an old man. I am not!

Cut it. That's certainly obvious.

Daddy, diapers! Yes, diapers.

Darling! Verbena.

Darn! What's the matter?

Did she die? Nope.

Did you bring home all your underwear? It's in my luggage.

Did you have to do that? I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

Did you make any friends? One girl in particular.

Did you miss me? Uh huh. Did you miss me?

Dinner's being served on the patio. Whose idea's that?

Do you know what I miss most of all? Mitch...

Do you like it? Wait till your grandmother sees it.

Do? What on earth can I do, silly? I'd bite off her nose!

Don't concern yourself. Did you step on a rake?

Don't dramatise it. I'm not. It's serious.

Don't get started on Vicky. Don't say anything about precious Vicky!

Don't you see? Ladies and gentlemen...

Dr Mosby, don't run away. I'll be here.

Edna? Anything you have.

Enjoying yourself? Perfectly wonderful.

Everything. Everything. Give your sister her half of this!

Ex wife. She's very beautiful.

Except for what? I think she's a perfect dream.

Feminine. Yes. The worst part of being feminine.

From Boston? No. Just from someplace.

From whom? Your father.

Gee, isn't it hot? What of it?

Get comfortable. I am comfortable. What do you want?

Get her talking about how they met. Find out about that first date.

Ginger ale. Sure. You get acquainted now.

Give them a spanking and make them tell! You don't spank 13 year olds.

Go ahead. It's me again.

Go ahead. It's Sharon. How's everything?

Good to be home again. Sure is.

Good! The Coventry treatment.

Good. Bourbon, double, on the rocks.

Goodnight, girls. Goodnight, kids.

Goodnight, Vicky. Goodnight, Vicky.

Goodnight. Goodnight.

Great! Marvellous!

Have fun. Bye, darling.

Have you checked the delivery? I'll see about it now.

Have you had your dinner? We're not hungry.

Hecky, here's some more stuff. Hi, Dad.

Hello, darling. He's making a ninny of himself.

Hello, hello, hello. Hello, again.

Hello. Good evening.

Here goes nothing. What?

Here we are, Mitch. All ready. But she can't come along!

Hi, Dad. Hi, honey.

Hi, Dad. Oh, hi.

Hi, Edna. Who is this ecstatic bright eyed child?

Hi, Grandfather. Hello, sweetheart. Oh, my.

Hi, Hecky. Hiya, darlin'.

Hi, Mom. Hi.

Hi, Peanut. Hi, Dad.

Hi, Sue. Hi.

Hi. Did you tell her?

Hi. Hello, Mitchell, darling.

Hi. Hello, sweetie.

Hi. The girls here will brief you.

Ho ho! Ho ho! Good to have you home, goofy.

How are you today, Susan? Fine, thank you.

How are you? Fine, thanks. How are you?

How are you? Wonderful.

How did she get here? I don't say a word.

How do you do. How do you do.

How do you do. I've been looking forward to meeting you.

How do you know? A picture on Daddy's desk.

How do you like camp? It's OK, I guess.

How lovely. I got my own horse.

How much do you know already? About what?

How old are you? 13.

How was camp? Fine.

How was camp? Swell.

I believe fate brought us together. How so?

I can't eat candy. Why not?

I can't help it, Mother. If only you knew. Knew what?

I can't stand this place! What the heck are you doing?

I did not. You certainly did.

I didn't know what to say. I know. I didn't either.

I don't care. Go and wash it off.

I don't know... I used to be a little boy and I know.

I have some things to tell you too. You have?

I have you on the noon plane. That's not much time.

I hear you were away at camp. Was it fun? Yes, it was lovely, thank you.

I knew it would go wrong. Nothing's wrong.

I know about it. Daddy, you're too funny for words.

I know. You don't want that, do you?

I like it! And I love yours, Mother.

I like you in bare feet. It puts a woman at a disadvantage.

I never read them. What a shame.

I think she's adorable! Sure you do.

I think that's a wonderful idea. You do?

I think that's best. Don't you? Yes, I guess it is.

I think you ought to come with us. Maybe I will.

I want a doctor. Don't be ridiculous.

I was just thinking the same about you. At my age?

I will not have you in the woods with her. You're right.

I won't have it. Good morning, Vicky.

I wonder what kind of a wife he has. Who said he's married?

I wouldn't change you for the world. Who's going to change?

I'd love one. Honey, do you want a ginger ale?

I'll be 14 November 12th. No kidding? That's my birthday too.

I'll be back in a minute. I'll look forward to it.

I'll take them inside. Oh, darling! Verbena. How are you?

I'm keeping the mountain lions away. Mountain lions?

I'm Mrs Robinson. Whoops!

I'm nearly 14. I think I'll make a couple of Martinis.

I'm not. I think they're ready to listen.

I'm sorry, Mitch. It always happens, doesn't it?

I'm terribly sorry. That's all right. Another time, dear.

I've got people out there! Don't start yelling. Let me explain.

If you don't mind. My pleasure.

If you just keep quiet, I'll tell you! What are you doing here?

Impossible. You can't be Susan.

Is she coming? That's part of the deal.

Isn't that lucky for Mitch? Yes.

It couldn't be... Sure. It's Susie.

It is that bad! Let me see it.

It was called "Martinelli's". "Martinelli's"?

It was wonderful. Fine.

It's a form of mountain lion. No kidding? Lions?

It's hot out here. Who's Hecky?

It's none of my never mind. I never... I know. You never say a word.

It's sort of marvellous, actually. It sounds great.

It's special for tonight. It smells delicious.

John! Marcia!

Just a minute. I want to talk to you. Didn't know what a good thing you had.

Leave it alone. You've done enough. Let me see.

Let's get this show on the road. Vicky, you sit beside Mitch.

Like that? Yeah. That'll keep them away.

Like we what? Just go and put on some clothes!

Lockness? Yes, Miss Margaret.

Look at you now. Look at her. I'm quite grown up.

Look who's talking to me. Why shouldn't I talk to you?

Louise? What is it?

Maggie, in or out? If you're not going, I...

Maggie, keep out of this. You can't leave her for three whole days.

Making a memory. Making a memory?

May I come in? Of course.

Mitch described you somewhat differently. He certainly did.

Mitch, do something! Susan...

Mitch, please don't laugh. What's the matter?

Mitch! Upsadaisy, darling.

Mitch. Maggie.

Morning, Miss Inch. Morning, Miss Grunecker.

Mother, where are you? Hi!

Mother! It's so good to have you home.

My goodness! Hurry! Quick! I've got it!

My name is Betsy. This is Ursula. How do you do. I'm Sharon.

My very own fah ther. Own fah ther?

Name? McKendrick, Sharon.

No sour g****s now. Bettina, could you find my blue skirt?

No, honey. You're missing the point. How sweet of you to want to adopt her.

No, I didn't know. Oh, yes.

Not ancient, Daddy. Certainly not. I'm in my best years.

Nothing? Well, you never brought up the subject.

Nothing's wrong? She's unpacked.

Oh, Mitch... All right. Let me do it my own way.

Oh, my goodness! Oh, boy! Oh, my gosh! What's the matter?

Oh, my goodness. What is it?

Oh? I didn't know. Didn't you?

Oh... Our first date. They recreated it.

Oh... They taught us at camp. That's awfully good in five weeks...

OK. Don't get nervous. I'm not nervous.

Part of our family? Uh huh.

Please, Hecky. We're leaving tomorrow. Please?

Race you to the house! Wait a minute. Susie!

Remember? Oh, you were...

Ruin what? Go and sit down. Dinner's ready.

See you at dinner. Bye.

See you at the Somerset. Yes, Mother.

Sharon! That's you.

Sharon! Taxi's waiting. I'm coming!

Sharon! When did you get back? She just arrived. She looks wonderful.

She cut it. I had to because...

She's a woman! Stop calling her a child. It's all relative. Don't you see?

She's downstairs. Who, Vicky?

She's staying the night? I won't have it!

Shh! Why?

so what does she see in him? I don't know.

Song? There must have been a song.

Sorry, Mitch. It could happen to anybody.

Staimes can take her in your car, Charles? Yes.

Stand back. Maggie, don't start that.

Sure. Pay attention.

Susan Evers? Yes.

Susan Evers? Yes.

Susan, aren't you coming to say goodbye? Be right there, Mother!

Susan, darling! Oh, Grandmother.

Susan, please! I won't give up Mother this soon. Goodbye.

Susan! What?

Susan? Yes. Sit down.

Susie... Did you want something?

Switch places. Switch?

Thank you, Staimes. Have a good summer, Miss.

Thank you. Keep the change. Thank you.

Thank you. What is it? A birdcage made of popsicle sticks.

Thanks a lot! Bye, girls. Have a good time.

Thanks. You're welcome.

That girl is my fiancée. I know. I saw her.

That's great. You'd love California. I do.

That's impossible. Almost as if I were who?

That's not funny. That's not funny.

That's not funny. This one is Susan the smart alec.

That's nothing but sugar and water. What?

That's vicious. It can't be that bad.

The doorbell's ringing. Yes.

The noise doesn't frighten mountain lions. No.

The trouble I had burping you. Daddy, really!

The usual, darling. Reverend, I don't suppose you indulge?

The worse thing. It's gone that far?

There are some people downstairs. I know.

There'll be more divorces than marriages! Isn't it the truth?

There's a change in you. Just the same as I always was.

They are, aren't they? No, Ma'am. Just look alikes.

They ought to be alone for a minute. Is that all?

They switched places on us. They what?

They'd have to meet again. Face to face.

They've done more than that. What do you mean?

They've started the music again. I guess we oughta?

This girl is the one you call Peanut Face? Daddy, really!

This is my wife. Hello.

This is Vicky's mother. How do you do.

Time? Didn't you tell her?

Tough to tell, ain't it? Ain't it?

Try to be diplomatic. I know how to talk to my daughter.

Vicky? Yeah.

Want a beer? Yeah. Be in in a minute.

Want something to eat? You sure you've got enough?

Was it? It's pretty obvious, isn't it?

We decided we were getting gypped. Yeah.

We did, but I don't think Vicky did. What happened?

We have to be running anyway. Perhaps you'd better...

We're not sisters. I've never seen her before.

Well, that's very refreshing. Why, dear?

Well? We've been talking...

Well... Dad's getting married.

Were you lonely while I was gone? I cried myself to sleep...

What are we having for breakfast? Trout.

What are you talking about? And my hair! Look at my hair.

What did you do to her? Well...

What did you do to your hair? I cut it. It was too hot long.

What did you say? Sharon, you interrupted your grandmother.

What do you call that? Veal Parmigian.

What do you mean? I've known about all that for years.

What do you think of each other? Fine.

What do you think you're doing? I may go out and kill myself.

What have you got? Mosquito repellent.

What I have to say can wait. Yes, dear?

What is it? It's only a little old tree lizard.

What is it? Most important.

What is it? You know the girl you met Vicky?

What is your mother like? I can't remember her.

What were we just talking about then? What were you talking about?

What would people say? Right. What do you suggest?

What? Nothing.

What's happening? You overgrown jerk! It's not worth it!

What's the matter, dear? I'm just happy to see you.

What's the matter? I just had the craziest dream.

What's the matter? Vicky's not used to this. Let's rest.

What's wrong with it? It's very nice.

What's wrong with it? That's what I mean.

When is all this taking place? Saturday, supposedly.

Where are you from? Monterey, California.

Where does she think she's going? She's coming along.

Where would you like to start? Why not start with tent Arapahoe?

Where's your father? Out on a horse.

Where's your home? California.

Who is she? Just a girl.

Who is this? My Dad. Isn't he dreamy?

Who? Frankenstein!

Who's she? I never saw her before.

Who's we? Er... us. I mean... l...

Why couldn't she go to a hotel? I didn't invite her.

Why did you do that? I swear that...

Why didn't you mix some drinks? We waited for you.

Why do you suppose they separated? I don't know.

Would you like to enjoy the garden? No. I'm enjoying this immensely.

Yeah. Wash your hands.

Yes, Daddy? Yes, Daddy?

Yes, Daddy. All right.

Yes, Daddy. Both of you.

Yes. Hmm.

Yes... I want both Steinways at the north end.

Yo! Look!

You all right? I'm just dandy. Some fun.

You and Vicky ought to be up there alone. What are you saying?

You are? Interesting situation.

You asked me to remind you... Yes, yes.

You can be the most exasperating man. What's the matter?

You like it? I love it.

You mean to talk about certain things? Yeah.

You see what that means? Not really.

You think I'd marry him for his money?! If the shoe fits, wear it.

You two stay here and help Vicky, OK? Sure. We'll help her.

You were only a tiny baby when I... You're not mad, are you?

You'd be surprised, Miss Inch. Goodbye, Sharon. See you next summer.

You're an adorable thing! We're going to take a ride.

You're back early. Which one are you? Sharon.

You're home from camp. Hello, Miss Lockness.

You've got to get Mother out here. I want more time.

Your Irish temper. You were just as difficult.

Zing? Yes.

...and we feel that we owe you an apology.

...The white wine and... Do we have any more of the Louis St George?

...tobacco and peppermint. Tobacco and peppermint!

'Cause they're much too old for the strap

"Alexander Graham. Three a.m."

"Six months split". That's what Susan calls it.