The Parent Trap (1998) Soundboard Edit

A Bordeaux, '52

About making Meredith part of the family

Absolutely

Actually, here's a picture of my house

Ah, Martin. l found a stowaway in your suitcase.

Ahem..

Airport, please.

All set.

Alone at last.

An everlasting love

An everlasting love for me, whoa

And l dreamt of meeting you my whole life.

And l just can't contain

And l won't have a mother to fight with

And l'm headed into my crazy teenage years,

And not fire this lovely lady and myself

And that nose! Well, don't worry. lt can be fixed.

And they gazed in wild wonder

And using expressions like ''you gave me a fright''?

And what a coincidence that we're all here on the same weekend.

And when they do, they'll have to meet again.

And with short hair. Who cut it?

Annie and l met up at camp, and we decided to switch places.

Annie, why are you in those clothes?

Annie?

Bye.

Can you turn towards each other?

Chessy!

Come on, Annie. l gotta meet my ma.

Come on, you guys.

Cuppy.

Dad, l'm almost a teenager. Face it, l need a mother

Dad, what's Meredith doing here? Your mother invited her.

Deal me in.

Dear old Dad. l wonder what he's doing at this very moment

Every time

Exactly. lt's because in my whole life...

Except you don't have to cry hysterically.

Finally.

For following the orders of these audacious 11 year olds?

From major to minor

From now on, yeah

Girls, time to say your last goodbyes. The buses are loading.

Good evening. l'm Chessy. l'll be your server this evening

Hal, l'm trying to tell you something!

Hal, l've had enough surprises for one day. Where are we going?

Hal!

Hallie, Hallie? How do l look? Like, presentable and everything?

He rectified my mind

Hello

Hello? Oh, hi. How's the photo shoot going?

Hello? We're home.

Hello. You're back so soon.

Here comes the sun, and l say

Here's the deal, Mom. We think we're being totally gypped

Here's your Martini and your bill, Miss James

Hey

Hey, stranger.

Hi, Sammy!

Hi. You probably don't remember me..

His and Hers kids

Horseback riding through the vineyards,

Just imagine someone's life without a father

L am

L beg your pardon. l think l just drank tar

L can't believe it. lt's fate

L can't imagine how this happened.

L could've found the room by myself. Besides, l need a little fresh air

L do.

L doubt it, but thanks. Thanks for bringing me, Martin

L gotta remember to thank them one day.

L have class and you don't.

L hope that one large sleeping pill worked.

L is for the way you look at me

L learned it at camp. OK. l'm sorry.

L like the idea of a wedding at the house, but this could be amazing.

L made the mistake of not coming after you once.

L mean, you know, in so long

L see the problem. Give me the veil?

L wonder why a little

L'll never let you go

L'm in serious pain. Somebody hand me my Evian. l can't move.

L'm just gonna go whip up everything we've got, OK?

L'm looking at her like l have for 11 years.

L've pondered what it would be like to see your father after 11 years.

Last time l saw you, you had diaper rash. You're all wet

Let's discuss this calmly and rationally.

Lf she doesn't wear it, it looks...

Little darlin'

Liz, that's why we came up with...

Look, l'm gonna get some more chilli, maybe some champagne to celebrate

Look, we both know your father's not some bachelor of the month type,

Love is all that l can give to you

Love was made for me and you

Love was made for me and you

Love was made for me and you

Loving you

Ls some kind of wonderful

Lt is none of my business. He's a big boy. He can do what he wants.

Lt started so fast.

Lt's rather picturesque, don't you think?

Lt's right there. You can't miss it

Marry her?! That's insane! She's young enough to be my big sister!

Marvas!

Meredith Blake.

Mother!

Nicky?

No way

No, l'm fine, really. All better.

No, Marva. Do not go in there.

No, we haven't. Not really.

Noticed? You've bit 'em since you could chew.

Now the other way.

Now, if you change your mind

O is for the only one l see

O is for the only one l see

Oh, every time

Oh, gosh! lt's him.

Oh, if someone's sick, then l must go in.

Oh, man!

Oh, my God

Oh, Nick. We were so young and we both had tempers.

Oh! l'm gonna kill my trainer.

OK

OK, Arapahos, come on! Let's go!

OK, here we go. Most important meal of the day

OK, Mom and l are going to the theatre tonight.

OK, they'll be here any minute. Now, be nice, Daddy

One...

Or why suddenly you're neat as a pin

Racing through my brain

Really? Who would've thought? My nanny, your butler

Right, shall we review your mother's list?

Sammy!

She threw this at my head.

She's cute. She has nice hair, teeth. She can spell the word ''you''.

She's drunk! She's never had more than one glass of wine in her life,

Six pounds, eleven ounces. This is how l look at her!

So long as l'm livin', true love l'll be givin'

So, l'll send Hallie to you over Christmas

Some time, if we're ever really alone,

Soon you'll understand about love.

Sorry

Sorry, Dad

Sorry, l forgot

Sprout's used to strange women riding her

Straight...in diamonds.

Such a feeling's coming over me

Take my heart and please don't break it

Thanks for all the help, Hal

Thanks.

Thanks.

That's beautiful. Just how it falls, just down there.

That's why l need to do it. We've got to break the ice sometime

That's why we have the solution that we have.

The difference between us?

The guy's only human, but marriage should be based on more than sex.

The one l've waited for

Them.

Then my dad's money has nothing to do with you wanting to marry him, right?

There she goes

There she goes again

They do everything together ride together, swim together,

They eat out every night

Think about it. There's a whole day devoted to celebrating fathers.

This is so freaky.

This is where we're eating?

This will be

To tell you the truth, l haven't been on a boat since the QE2

Together forever, through rain or whatever

Touché!

Trout.

Two in love can make it

Very smooth.

Wait. You're not trying to set me up with your father.

We said stupid things, and so l packed.

We say goodbye

Well, l'm quite grown up now and quite without a father

Well, you and Meredith need some time alone before the big day.

What are you rummaging in your trunk for?

What if he doesn't recognise me? No, don't answer that either.

What's your dad like? ls he one of those workaholic types

When we met, he was actually entirely lovely.

Who must be in the know

Whoa, Sprout!

With his leggy, tight skirted, bare backed fiancée

Would you believe, Martin, darling, l've never tasted vodka before?

Wow! lt's even better than the pictures.

Yeah, l'd say it's a possibility

Yes, absolutely. l will be sure to mention it to him. Thank you.

Yes, allergic. You just...told me that.

Yes, l'll...ladle..

Yes, l've heard that.

Yes, siree

Yes. Mom, Dad, you finally meet

You got your ears pierced?

You sure you know what you're doing?

You...go ahead. l'll be fine

You're good, James.

At least not seriously. He's serious about this one

Bye. Love you. Last call, Annie James!

Come here, you little punk! Dad!

Does that mean yes? lt sure does.

He's an American. No kidding!

Hello

Hey, how's it going over there? Oh, everything's quite lovely here

Hi, darling. Hi

How far away is your home? Oh, the other end of the country

Just smelling. Smelling?

l didn't know she was your fiancée

l see. And where might Annie be? ln Napa with her father, Nick.

l'll drop the bomb in the morning. OK, thanks

l'm home. ls that my little girl?

l'm making a memory. Oh.

lt's all right

Morning, girls. Morning, Marvas.

Nah, never played it before. No? Gee, what a shame.

Now you're this major designer. Yeah, it's great.

Now, let's see. Vitamins. Check.

Other end, madam. Whoops!

Remember the day you packed? That day l remember perfectly

See what? The resemblance between us.

So do l. You're kidding?

Sorry. Did l get you wet, Mer? Just a little, Hal.

Still biting those nails, l see. Dad, you noticed!

That's my dad. That's my mum

This is really good. Yeah, l know.

This is your mother? Yes.

Toodle oo. Toodle oo

Twenty six. Only fifteen years older than me

Where have you been? This is perfect for the wedding.

Who? Leonardo DiCaprio.

Who's that? Oh, that's my dad.

Yeah? You go first. No, you.

Yeah. And in English, all right? OK

You do get all this, don't you? Yes, l'm beginning to

You wouldn't? We're punished for a century.

You're not Annie? That would be correct

You're not? No, but l am.

..and we're both born on October 11th...

..would you?