Vice Versa Edit

A few of them were defective and Marshall recalled 100,000.

A hundred and seventy six.

A Jacuzzi for you.

A little Grey Poupon.

A puzzle. Well, I've already graded yesterday's test papers.

Absolutely. The forecast says snow. The roads might get dangerous.

Address, address, address...

All I'm saying is...

All right, touchdown!

All right!

All right! All right!

All right. Okay. Now...

All those years of hard work and my career is down the crapper.

Always business first, huh, Mr. Turk?

Am I in the wrong place? Are these the auditions for the Ice Capades?

An antenna concealed in the arm of this eyeglass frame...

And can you believe our future depends on this flake?

And I need to speak to my secretary. Do you mind?

And now I'm gonna be her son.

And there seems to have been a terrible mix up.

And we'll be seeing a lot more of you, right?

And we've been offered very favorable interest rates from King Kong.

And you and your dad better think about this.

And you can take my tests.

And you know how much money his mother spends here.

And you know something...

And you must be glad to be...

And you said "yes."

And you'll ask him to come back and give prizes...

And you're me.

Answer the door. Go see who it is.

Anyway, this is an expensive call. You still my Charlie Bear?

Anyway, you're free to go on your own recognizance.

Apparently, Marshall is in the music department playing the drums.

Are you all right?

Are you okay?

Are you receiving me? Over.

Are you sorry?

Are you telling me we just call them all in?

Arert you forgetting something?

As an extra, we offer a concealed compartment...

As long as the trip wasrt entirely pleasurable.

At the moment, there is a complete uniformity of approach...

At your office? Look forward to it.

Attention K Mart shoppers: This offer cannot be repeated.

Available in calfskin or alligator, combination lock...

Avery gave you a "go."

Avery's called a big meeting?

Avery's pissed. He's called a big meeting.

Awesome.

Basically, I just don't know whether working together...

Be a good place to set up camp.

Because I know what will happen if we do.

Because let me tell you something, buster...

Beige, criminal.

Besides...

Boy, did Braverman luck out. That's his newest temp.

Boy, it sure feels good to be 11 again.

Business is war, gentlemen. Gentlepersons.

But you are asking the company to invest a total of... How much, Brad?

Bye.

Calhoun, Chicago Vice!

Calhoun, High School Patrol.

Call Marcie. Tell her I'm sick. You're sick.

Can I keep this one?

Can someone tell me what's going on here?!

Can we have a couple more of these? I have plans for tonight.

Can we see Malice at the Riviera?

Cancel it. It won't kill you to be a parent for a week.

Careful! Get back! Get back!

Chair aerobics?

Charlie may be getting to that age.

Charlie, get your stuff together.

Charlie, I'm gonna make it up to you. I swear.

Charlie, no way. I got a clause in my lease.

Charlie, what can I say? You can't believe the problems I had.

Charlie, you okay?

Charlie!

Charlie! Charlie!

Charlie! In the future, eat in the kitchen!

Charlie? No, Charlie. Please.

Charlie.

Charlie.

Charlie.

Checks will only be accepted when accompanied by two major credit cards.

Chill out. I was... He's a customer.

Christ.

Cleaning lady must have been here. She doesn't usually do this good.

Cliff!

Coleman, sir.

Come closer, young man.

Come on, come on. I won't be able to do the science fair!

Come on, let's go. Let's go!

Come on.

Come on.

Come. Sit down.

Confirm lunch with Davidson. He's from L.A. Better make it sushi.

Consolation. The Dool has delivered.

Cool out, pal. It must have been hot in there, huh?

Could I interest you in an eye contour gel?

Could I speak to Mr. Seymour, please? Mr. Marshall Seymour.

Could you be a dear and let us in for a moment?

Couldrt you find a mule coming to New York?

Credit me with some intelligence.

Dad, did you see my tape deck?

Dad, knock.

Dad, what are we gonna do?

Dad, you're a totally intense dude.

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad! Dad, are you okay?

Dad?

Dad?

Dad?

Dad?

Daddy!

Daddy!

Damn it.

Did I?

Did the lamas believe that the spirit could change places without dying?

Did you get ahold of tickets to Mahler's Second?

Did you have a nice ride?

Did you look? Did you check?

Did you tell him?

Do it!

Do you know where Professor Kerschner is?

Do you want to come?

Does that mean I still have a job?

Don't ask me how it happened. It's fortunate I'll be in Chicago tomorrow...

Don't be crazy. I can't go to school.

Don't be mad at me, Charlie. I'm not mad at you.

Don't cry, Charlie. It's a dream. We're having a dream.

Don't I look all right?

Don't tell me you don't have girls there.

Don't try to up the ante with that tourist bullshit, Kwo. Five grand.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it. Did you hear what the man said?

Dooley, who you got?

Downtown.

Elliot Webb was like that right before his breakdown.

Ever.

Fernando in Milan will flip when he sees these.

Finally, Avery says:

Fine.

Five grand. Take it or leave it.

Five thousand dollars? Pure gold! Precious stone!

For God's sake, will you stop treating me like a child.

For your type of skin, I would recommend our facial scrub.

Freeze!

George Ferriera takes his kid to school on his way to work.

Get in there. Do something!

Get over here! How many times do I have to tell you not to bury the puck?

Get some sleep.

Get undressed, Dad. You'll rip my pajamas.

Give her her stuff back.

Give it back! Give it back! Come on. Please.

Give me that! Give it back! Give that to me! Give that back!

Go for it.

Go home. Take a pill.

Go, Charlie! Yes, yes! Come on, come on!

Go, go, go, Charlie! Come on, touchdown!

Good afternoon, Mr. Seymour.

Good morning, Marcie. I trust you had a pleasant weekend.

Good morning.

Good night, my favorite men.

Good night.

Good.

Good. I need some envelopes...

Great to see you.

Great.

Great. We can leave a day early.

Handguns are in Sporting Goods, sir.

Hang on!

He eats Nerds for breakfast, not croissants.

He is an ex lama. He's probably one of those spaced out weirdoes...

He just stepped out to lunch.

He must be starving!

He really likes you, Sam.

He says he's a father.

He wants you and Sam back there after New Year's.

He was a lama before the Chinese invasion.

He works on weekends, he works at nights.

He works real hard at it.

He's a depressing indictment of our educational system.

He's almost as thrilled about it as I am.

He's an angel of a man, but I'm telling you, he has absolutely no taste.

He's drinking.

He's fine.

He's too easily distracted. He lacks focus. He lacks...

He's working far below his potential.

Heading west on Harrison in pursuit of a midget on one of our bikes.

Hello? Charlie, you there?

Hello? Hello?

Help him with homework. He has exams.

Here's your Evian.

Hey, butt heads, come here.

Hey, Charlie.

Hey, get off the line, you pervert!

Hey, hey, come on.

Hey, I want this to go with the rest of the samples. $ 1.50.

Hey, if you guys are interfacing, that's cool.

Hey, kid, I gotta use the phone.

Hey, the assholes are taking over the world, man.

Hey, this is neat.

Hey, watch it, Dale.

Hi, Charlie. Your daddy's told me so much about you.

Hi, Dad.

Hi, guys.

Hi, I'm Debbie.

Hi, Marshall.

Hi, Mo.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Come on, Charlie. If we're gonna get a pizza, we gotta move it.

Hit the lights.

Holy shit!

Hope I didn't put in too much vermouth.

Horny little bastard.

How are we today?

How considerate. At home, you never lift a finger.

How did she get to become a track coach?

How does the agent get his orders?

How old are you, Dad?

How you doing?

I am not me, and my father is not him. My father is me, and I am my father.

I asked a perfectly straightforward question.

I believe it. It's going to make us rich.

I bet people don't push you around, calling you "shrimp" and "microbe."

I bought all the guy had. The store puts a lampshade on this...

I called last night, but I only got your machine.

I called the school, they said Charlie's sick.

I can hear you people in the parking lot. Dooley, get out!

I can imagine.

I can't believe you're this messy at your mom's.

I can't ever go back to that restaurant after your friend went table hopping.

I can't take you to school, but I'll do anything else you want. Deal?

I can't wait.

I couldn't. I feel sick.

I didn't fly in from New York to be jerked around.

I didn't mean to.

I don't believe it. How could he do this to me?

I don't believe it. Someone beat us to it.

I don't care if you're still sick. The meeting's at 10.

I don't go out with boys.

I don't just mean tonight. I mean the big picture, the whole ball of wax.

I don't know what "feasible" means.

I don't know. Let's hope he's not sick today.

I don't suppose you have any Grey Poupon?

I don't think he has a temperature.

I don't think it's right for a man of his...

I don't think you will. No.

I feel sick.

I finished.

I forgot. I arranged a sitter because I was seeing Sam tonight.

I get a good deal at the store. You want one? I could get you one.

I got Blackhawks and Whalers, Van Halen at the Civic, and Malice.

I got it right here!

I got your message, Marshall.

I guess I'll just have to buy the album.

I guess they got theirs.

I guess you felt bad about not letting Charlie go to the concert.

I guess.

I had to do some stuff.

I hate it when she pulls that Charlie Bear stuff.

I have a little set aside: Savings, bonds, T bills.

I have a problem. Could you tell me where I'm supposed to go?

I have a tough day ahead too.

I have to be honest, I'm concerned about Charlie.

I have to leave early. I've got exercise class in the morning.

I hear he's taking Sam on this Far East junket.

I imagine your store will put a handsome markup on that.

I just wish I could have his attention in my classroom.

I kept your appointments light so you could finish your report.

I know people who'd pay a fortune for this and you send it to Chicago.

I know so.

I know the captain. He knocked the counts down to seven.

I know what I said.

I know you don't get a chance to see much of your kid...

I know you've given a lot of commitment and energy to this idea.

I mean, I wasrt...

I mean, tonight you completely disarmed me.

I mean...

I need a limo at Hemingway Junior High, ASAP.

I need the skull, sir. I'm totally desperate.

I need the skull.

I only know that the man you're looking at cares a lot about this job.

I play the drums.

I played second base in Little League. The Beatles were on the radio.

I played with my moose for 20 minutes and it broke.

I promise.

I said I wish we could change places.

I say we tough it out. What, you'll recall those mooses?

I see. Maybe since Friday you realized what you got.

I seem to have this darling blue and white ginger jar...

I swear to God, that's it for work. How are the drinks?

I tell him this one's fragile, so take great care.

I think Charlie being around is having a very positive effect on you, Marshall.

I think I am you...

I think I've heard enough music for one evening.

I think in America you get $ 100,000.

I think they're trying to pass the buck, Marshall. Or in this case, the moose.

I thought I left it in there.

I thought you were still asleep.

I told her I'd pick you up after school, we went to see a movie.

I told her there'd be pine needles all over the rug.

I told you I had my exercise class.

I told you I wished to show it to someone.

I tried to talk him out of it. Turquoise d****s with a beige carpet.

I tried to warn you.

I want Mo to know he'll always be welcome at my place.

I want to be with you tonight.

I was at the club Thursday, but you were in Bermuda.

I was just exercising.

I was thinking about all the time.

I wasrt just talking about the holidays.

I wish we could change back again.

I wrote a savage letter to the airline president. I urge you to do the same.

I'd appreciate a straightforward answer.

I'll be in in a minute.

I'll do anything you want, Sam.

I'll drink way too much wine...

I'll get him to take me. He owes me one.

I'll get it, Dad.

I'll get straight A's. Awesome!

I'll get us both a ticket.

I'll have to go through puberty again. What's gonna happen to you?

I'll talk to you tomorrow.

I'll try to arrange it.

I'm about to beat my all time personal best.

I'm estimating a profit of six to 700 percent.

I'm going to my kid's concert. You gotta have me out of here by 5.

I'm gonna be back in half an hour...

I'm gonna check my messages.

I'm gonna send you back to your mothers! You can't skate!

I'm gonna sleep on the bed. And you're gonna sleep in here.

I'm in the tub. Do you mind?

I'm Jane Luttrell.

I'm making your favorite supper tonight.

I'm not all that old. I got married very young.

I'm not surprised. You threaten the guy...

I'm scared.

I'm serious, Marshall. We need to talk.

I'm sorry, I didn't catch that.

I'm sorry. I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Excuse me. Incredibly sorry.

I'm telling you, the kid says it has magical powers.

I'm the last person to discourage outside interests.

I'm too nauseous to sleep.

I'm trying to tell you, your son is a dreamer.

I'm your babysitter.

I've been thinking about that.

I've been up since 6, and I have a very tough day ahead.

If he behaves a little silly today, it's probably the jet lag.

If I do, they'll dissect him.

If this business doesn't kill me, the stairs will. I hope the climb's won'th it.

If we tell them the truth, we end up in straitjackets.

If we're dreaming, you won't feel this.

If we're not wanted here, we can go stay with Eric.

If you don't, I'm gonna show everyone this at work.

If you ever go, sir, I recommend the Drunken Fish.

If you stand her up tonight, she may never, ever talk to you again.

If you want me, I'll be in my office. Okay?

In four years, you've never asked me about my weekend.

In the locker room, in the classroom, you guys may be buddies!

In your piggy bank?

Invaluable in drug busts, for example.

Invasion of the Body Switchers.

Is my office down here?

Is that an Agatha Christie movie?

Is that how you greet your mother?

Is there a problem?

It can happen. People do have nervous breakdowns.

It happens to the best of families.

It takes three of you to harass this child.

It was never my game, you know? I used to row.

It was sloppy to use a civilian.

It was this. You were holding it. You said...

It worked.

It works wonders.

It'd look pretty weird if I go to school. I must weigh 200 pounds.

It'll work.

It's a big city.

It's a Freudian nightmare.

It's a heavy duty rock band.

It's been a long while since you went to school, Dad.

It's called transmogrification. There are such beliefs...

It's clinically formulated, allergy tested...

It's finished!

It's funny, I don't remember 11 being this tough.

It's good to see you, Sam.

It's just that your dad works so hard, and sometimes he's not always there.

It's me, Charlie.

It's me! I just made it.

It's not here.

It's some kind of hallucination. I shouldn't have taken all that Valium.

It's supposed to do that. You squeeze the antler.

It's the moose again. Now we've got two consumer groups on our backs.

It's the size of this thing that make me nervous, sir.

It's what we want as a unit...

It's where it always was, unless you know something we don't.

Jesus Christ. What is this, a rummage sale?

Just a rare moment of leisure, sir.

Just as well, your nerves are shot to shit.

Keep the change.

Kids were getting ripped off. It just seemed like the right thing to do.

Language, in front of Sam.

Learn.

Let me hear you!

Let me show you this little sucker.

Let me speak to him.

Let's celebrate.

Let's go, Charlie.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Let's go! I saw their tickets. New York, 3:00, track 12.

Life.

Lillian Brookmeyer, his interior decorator.

Listen, your mom doesn't know anything about this.

Look at the pine needles. Goddamn it! I told her.

Look at this. That looks very familiar.

Look at you. You're lethal, right?

Look out!

Look what your Dad got for you.

Look, I just can't believe what you did last night, that's all.

Look, if you're so desperate for money, let me make you an offer.

Look, Mo.

Look, this is my dad's den.

Look, we're not going to a funeral. Peel rubber, pal.

Look, you don't know how really intense this is.

Love, Malice."

Major, major, major dork.

Make sure you take that damn frog back to school.

Man, you just don't know. She is so fat, man.

Marcie, thank God!

Marshall Seymour.

Marshall, come here.

Marshall, he is drinking!

Marshall, I don't know what to say to you.

Marshall, it's imperative that we resolve this South China Seas situation.

Marshall, it's not what I want.

Marshall, you do know I'm going home for Christmas.

Marshall?

Marshall.

Marshall's out on a limb over this South China Seas deal.

May I keep it?

Maybe he ate Mexican last night.

Maybe one day he'll be a big star.

Maybe the ball buster had something to do with it?

Maybe this guru guy will deliver. I mean, he is a genuine lama.

Maybe this happened all over America.

Maybe you had it valued and think you can make a few bucks.

Maybe. But what is the most we have ever expended before...

Melissa, this does not require a discussion from you.

Merry Christmas.

Microphone and micro radio transmitter...

Mom knows this is not your fault.

Mom knows your father turned you into a foul mouthed alcoholic.

Monday would be fine. Yes.

Moose.

Moose. The plural for moose is "moose."

Morning, Marshall.

Morning, Mr. Seymour.

Mosquitoes are one thing, but when Hurricane Claire was coming...

Move it, Seymour! Hustle, buddy!

Move it! Move it! You guys are terrible!

Mr. Seymour, good of you to find the time.

Mr. Seymour, when we spoke on the phone Friday...

Mr. Seymour.

Mr. Seymour...

Mr. Seymour...

Mr. Seymour's office. Sorry to keep you waiting.

Mr. Turk, long time. Long time.

My father is a wonderful person.

My friends, ladies and gentlemen.

My frog! My frog!

My frog.

My whole digestive system.

Name in the top, right hand corner. Let's try to make it legible, Corey.

New York? I wish!

Nice fill, Mr. Seymour.

Nice jamming with you.

Nice try, kid.

No use tipping him off that we were here.

No way!

No, I didn't mean...

No, I meant the sweater. It looks like it's expensive.

No, it's not Mahler.

No, we won't.

No! There's something you gotta do for me, Sam.

No.

Nor do I anymore. That's just the point.

Not always good at saying...

Not now. I'm looking at furs at 10. I've got menswear people in from Atlanta.

Not to worry, I have his address here.

Not too good. Cliff forgot to fasten the mosquito net last night.

Not yet, Dad.

Nothing like a 600 percent markup to put a smile on your face.

Now that you're me.

Now you say if his idea doesn't work, he's gonna get fired?

Now, give the young lady her project and we'll forget all about this.

Now, I don't want you to get upset, and I don't want you to panic.

Now, listen carefully and just make a note of everything this person says.

Of course not. Otherwise, I wouldn't have had you.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. With this, we can afford to go legit.

Oh, man!

Oh, Marcie, if that lady who came here yesterday calls back...

Oh, my God, it works.

Oh, my God, this is for real.

Oh, my God! He's out!

Oh, my God! My report! I was supposed to get it to Avery today.

Oh, no!

Oh, no. I forgot! We need some flies or insects!

Oh, really?

Oh, really? I guess at Eric's house there's a frog in every room.

Oh, shit! What are you doing here?

Oh, that's right.

Oh, wait a second, I have something for you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you better take that.

Oh, you mean he's like a moron?

Okay, here we go.

Okay, here's what we do.

Okay, old buddy, you unload your arsenal...

Okay, spread! Up against the wall. You too, tuna breath.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

On what basis?

Only under stress. I think the last three days come under that category.

Our competition is selling the same merchandise we are in the same way.

Our purchase with purchase Jingle Bell Moose, sir.

Out here, all I want to see is hate!

Out! You're not scalping tickets in my classroom.

Pasquale.

Pencils down, people, test is over.

People are always trying to save whales and baby seals and stuff.

People don't realize that he's under enormous pressure.

Please, don't cry. Here.

Professor Kerschner?

Pull it together.

Put me down! They're going to the train station. We gotta go!

Raccoon turd.

Really.

Right.

Right.

Right. Anything else?

Robyn came back. She took Charlie home.

Run! Go!

Sam, I have to get budget approval for this South China Seas thing.

Sam!

School is games, fun and goofing off. It's the best time of your life.

Shall I charge this to your account, Mr. Seymour?

She gets back this weekend. If we don't resolve this...

She makes me sick.

She obviously likes me.

She's a fashion buyer. She's a logical choice.

She's worried about your unit, Dad!

Since you left...

Sit down!

Sit down! Take off that headset and give me that filthy magazine.

So don't make any appointments, and keep Avery off his back.

So how do I know you were in the Oriental Palace in Bangkok?

So the fact that he's boffing her has nothing to do with it?

So you better get dressed, because you're going to school in 20 minutes.

So you did the next best thing.

So...

Some pens.

Some talk gibberish. A woman in Kenilwon'th, hers swore in Polish.

Somebody must have thought it was a pretty good idea, because we have.

Sometimes he doesn't even get enough time to see his kid...

Somewhere.

Son of a bitch.

Sorry I'm late, Mr. Avery. I've been busy putting everything together.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Stratford! Charles was just saying at dinner last night...

Sure, I told him.

Sure.

Sure. Of course I got you a tree.

Take care of each other.

Take me over to Charlie's real quick.

Talk? You wanna talk now?

Taxi!

Thais come down harder on art lovers like me than they do on dope dealers.

Thank you, Charlie.

Thank you.

Thanks.

That means we have to go over your wish list.

That was Dale's father. He's picking you up in 20 minutes.

That was Marshall's kid. The little prick sounds just like his father.

That's great, Sam.

That's great.

That's more than a Datsun.

That's okay, Dad. We've played better.

That's really sweet, Marshall.

That's the nicest thing you ever said to me.

That's treating him like some kind of yin yang.

That's what a frog is for. This isn't a wildlife refuge.

That's why I bought 5000 of them.

The apartment's gonna seem pretty lonely.

The city pays this man to shape young minds?

The janitor left a note to say there's a frog in your bathroom.

The Jingle Bell Moose, Marshall. We've been getting complaints.

The lama said when we wish, we both have to be touching it.

The lamas believe in reincarnation.

The same dream? We woke up a half an hour ago!

The same kind of trains here, okay?

The skull made me a child. It has magical powers.

There is a man that I'd love to show it to.

There must be a perfectly logical explanation for this.

There won't be room in the warehouse, Larry. It'll be full of recalled moose?

There's a line a mile long, and this is an emergency.

There's been some very weird stuff he's been telling me you should know.

There's Evian in the icebox.

There's granola all over the rug.

There's probably a clause in his lease.

There's some magazines over there.

There's too much to catch up on.

These guys are radical!

They use it in religious ceremonies to change the house of spirit.

They view it as one of the many houses inabited by the spirit...

They're woven, not printed, so he can design a range of V & A exclusives...

Think about it.

Think you got a rough deal traveling around the East?

This age to be on his own.

This Eastern concept is exotic, provocative, exciting.

This is a very popular method, young man.

This is Alpha One. Alpha One. Dad, are you receiving me? Over.

This is Marshall. Can't come to the phone. Leave a message.

This is Marshall. I can't come to the phone. Please leave a message. Bye.

This is the hotel we're staying in if there's any kind of problem.

This is the woman I couldn't live with as a husband.

To the lamas, this symbolizes the body's impermanence.

To the lamas, this symbolizes the body's impermanence.

Tonight, we'll experience the wonder of Marshall Seymour in the Orient.

Try and remember, I am still your father.

Try and remember, I'm bigger than you now.

Tuesday afternoon? Oh, my God! I've got to meet with our ad agency.

Turkey or chicken salad?

Turn it, Dad! They're there!

Unbelievable.

Very rare. From Tibet.

Wait till you have to work. You'll find out how much worse.

Wait! Where's my dad?

Wait.

Was Maggot Mouth giving you a bad time?

Way to go!

We are not leaving this apartment.

We could watch MTV.

We don't. We take the rap. I have a great lawyer.

We had to eat!

We hope you love our country...

We need each other.

We should talk.

We want everybody...

We were a crazy couple of kids.

We won't tell my dad you're staying.

We would've made more if we thought bigger.

We'd be looking at 25 years.

We'll have a wonderful meal.

We're dead.

We're in town for at least a month. Call us.

We're only here to measure up.

We're sorry about that.

We're taking in textiles, ceramics, sportswear...

We've been offered favorable interest rates from Hong Kong.

We've sold 100,000 of the suckers.

Week after that, he was in a window wearing the new Balenciaga ball gown.

Welcome, Mr. Seymour, Miss Crespi, to Thailand.

Well done, Marshall. I never would have recognized the boy.

Well, a lot's happened since Friday.

Well, do you have a newspaper?

Well, frankly, I think he has a crush on me.

Well, I gotta go.

Well, I'll have to tell you, it was a little tense in there for about 30 seconds.

Well, if it's a yin yang you want for this job...

Well, it might be something else.

Well, like...

Well, maybe he finds your classes totally boring.

Well, Sam got it for you.

Well, see...

Well, that sucks!

Well, we better go. They're waiting for us.

Were you deranged?

Were you okay in there?

What a night.

What a spaz!

What about those people? Those people that kidnapped you?

What am I gonna do with that thing?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing in a limo?

What are you doing?

What are you waiting for?

What did I just ask you not to do?

What did you do to my nose?

What did you expect? An ad in the Bangkok Post: "Smugglers Wanted"?

What did you say?

What do you girls think you're doing? Move it!

What do you got for me?

What happened at the meeting after I left?

What happened to you? Where have you been?

What movie did you take him to?

What the hell was that?

What?

What?

What?

What's going on?

What's going on?! This is Vigar & Avery, not a nightclub.

What's in there, drugs?

What's wrong?

When I get back from my trip, you're staying with me?

When we get together tomorrow night, I think we have to be open...

When you get back to Thailand, you can find out who it belongs to.

Where did they come from? They werert there when I went to the phone.

Where were you this morning? I woke up and you'd gone.

Where you going, Dad? Wrong way!

Which is a shame, because we need to talk.

Which only confirms what I have suspected all along.

Who is this?

Why can't you take me to school?

Why don't you get him a drink of water.

Why, that is so wicked of him.

Why?

Will you marry me?

Will your dad let you go?

With this in mind...

Without sales, we might as well raise the white flag and surrender...

Word on the street is you barf bags are giving seventh grade kids a hard time.

Would I feel easier if this high flying China Seas concept...

Would you like me to clarify the question?

Would've made more if we'd thought bigger.

Wouldrt you rather go to a concert?

Wow! A ball breaker.

Wow! It said what I said.

Yeah, in the South China Seas.

Yeah, my name is Seymour. My account number is 4126.

Yeah, well...

Yeah!

Yeah? Well, I wish I could too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Let's go home.

Yes to what?