Next Friday Edit

A guy like me and a dog like you...

A prison party. We just got out the joint. And I know what the fuck to do with you.

Aah, Daddy, it ain't my fault! I'm not bullshitting.

About to start a little puff, puff, give in this motherfucker.

Ain't got but two bullets in the motherfucker.

Ali's well that ends well, of course.

All done!

All right, that's enough! Shit! That's enough!

All right.

All right.

All right. Thanks, unc.

All the bootleg snacks. Year 2000 snacks.

All we need is a big ass pack of bologna.

Always hitting on somebody. Man, you sure you don't wanna stay?

And for damn sure, don't let that mutt out your sight.

And he cold. Craig?

And I ain't playing, ****a!

And I am a sex o matic venus freak When I'm with you

And I finally kicked Debo's ass for the first time.

And I got fired today.

And I know Willie don't let you smoke in his house...

And I will stop it only when you tell me to

And it kind of hit my...

And my Johnson swinging.

And say hello to Qaddafi for me.

And tell Mama we miss her cooking.

And the way he smoke, ain't no telling when he getting out.

And then there's Little Joker. He just got out of YA.

And then they got a little dog named Cheeco.

And today is next Friday, and I still ain't got no job.

And when he gets out, he's supposed to come and see me.

And you lucky, ****a.

And, uh, if you had a man like me in your life...

Another Friday gone, another problem solved.

Are you listening?

Are you okay?

At Pinky's Record and Disc. Down at the shopping center.

Aztec warrior. Aztec warrior.

Baby D, go home with the bullshit!

BABY D: Day Day! Hurry up, ****a.

BABY D: Day Day! I'll just go do it.

BABY D: Open the door.

BABY D: You know it.

BABY JOKER [IN ENGLISH] It's Karla. She's coming down. Give me the weapon.

Baby Joker, get the duct tape, holmes.

BABY JOKER: Fuck. Charity starts in la casa.

BABY JOKER: He's trying to mack it with our chicks.

BABY JOKER: Where you going, baby? Right over here. Whoo! Ha, ha.

Baby Joker.

Baby?

Back in the day, only thing I had was a stick.

Ban]!

Be a good boy.

Be back in a minute.

Because I'm a player. I'm a pimp. I don't have to deal with this shit.

Because there's been tension between us since they got out the pen.

Because this shit is killing my sack.

Because we stopped.

Because your lip's turning black.

Before I bust a cap up in your ass.

Believe them fleas and ticks sucking on your brain.

Better open that window before the smell get out, huh?

Big, ain't it?

Boom, boom, boom.

Boom, boom.

Boy, I'm gonna kick your ass for getting me into this mess, throwing my back out again.

Boy, look like you got a fatal attraction on your hands.

Boy, that woman gonna be the death of me one day. You watch.

Boy, when that boy get out of my house, I'm gonna change my number.

Bring your ass home, Craig.

Bullshit, motherfucker. You know who you're fucking with?

Bus leaves at 11! Take this shit with you!

But ever since y'all moved out here, we lost touch or something.

But he went to rehab last month.

But I'm tired, man.

But in my neighborhood, that's when all the drama starts.

But take it easy on my back.

But that's how things work.

But the Jacuzzi, that's something else.

But this fat bitch ain't burning. That ain't the cold part.

But you know what, the good thing about being out here...

But you live.

Butterflies, your ass. I'm about to go home.

Calling the police and the insurance man.

Can I get a whoa, whoa.

Can you, um, show me where the jazz section is?

Can't count to 10, all of a sudden you hit the lotto. Ain't that a bitch?

Can't nobody get me in trouble.

Cheeco, you ate it all up.

Cheeco.

Cheeco.

Cheeco. You've got to go ahead of us. Don't get seen.

CLERK: Here it is.

Come here, boy. Come on, Cheeco.

Come here. Come on. Get over here.

Come on out of there! I got an emergency here!

Come on, baby, get it together. Damn.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on. Give me my stuff.

Come on, Craig, let me show you the backyard.

Come on, D. I ain't got time for this shit.

Come on, fool. You remember me, punk?

Come on, I got a delivery. It's kind of hot out here, buddy.

Come on, let me over. Let me over.

Come on, let's make a deal while we can. You're not gonna catch me.

Come on, man! Let me out of here! Come on, man! I'm your brother, man!

Come on, man. Give me my money.

Come on, man. You got me trying to break a chain with a brick?

Come on, now! Where's my burrito? What's wrong with you?

Come on, Sparky.

Come on, Taco Jim. Give me my money. Give me my money.

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Move it, hood rat. Get your ass out of here.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. All right. I wanna dance.

Come on. Get up!

Come on. Let me show you something else.

Come to find out she's 6 months pregnant.

COP 1 : Freeze! COP 2: Let me see your hands!

COP 4: Make a damn hole! Hey, brother, man!

COP: Shut up! JOKER: We ain't going down like that.

Count the green, get in between those titties.

Craig doo dooed in the swimming pool.

Craig went to take a doo doo.

Craig, I hope you can handle your women better than this fool can.

Craig, I want you to meet my old lady, Suga.

Craig, it's gonna be different living out here.

Craig, where the hell you been?

CRAIG: Come on!

CRAIG: Come on.

CRAIG: Come on. Let's go. Get up.

CRAIG: Come on. Stay down.

CRAIG: D's saying.

CRAIG: Damn.

CRAIG: Damn.

CRAIG: Excuse me.

CRAIG: Fake ass Suge Knight!

CRAIG: Goddamn.

CRAIG: Got to think of something.

CRAIG: Hmm.

CRAIG: Hurry up.

CRAIG: I ain't getting down. Watch out.

CRAIG: I didn't wanna leave my neighborhood at all.

CRAIG: I don't see nobody.

CRAIG: I felt like the biggest punk around here.

CRAIG: I got your ass! I got your ass!

CRAIG: In the movies, when you beat up the neighborhood bully...

CRAIG: Let me go, man!

CRAIG: Man, just go get the bologna. DAY DAY: Man, shit.

CRAIG: Mm hm.

CRAIG: Motherfucker.

CRAIG: Must be money or something in that hydraulic pump.

CRAIG: Now, as soon as my pops found out Debo was getting out...

CRAIG: Oh, shit.

CRAIG: Oh, Well.

CRAIG: Oh.

CRAIG: Psst. Hey.

CRAIG: Slow down. DAY DAY: Oh, man.

CRAIG: Sorry. Come on, man.

CRAIG: There's rumors going around the 'hood...

CRAIG: Unc? Unc?

CRAIG: What happened?

CRAIG: What's she doing with that big ass key?

CRAIG: What's up? Nice house.

CRAIG: Y'all motherfuckers help!

CRAIG: You got a sexy voice. Say something in Spanish.

CRAIG: You see that? DAY DAY: I ain't see nothing.

Craig! Craig!

Craig! Craig! Come on out of that house!

Craig! Off your ass and on your feet. This ain't no time to beat your meat.

Cruelty to animals, ése! Cruelty to animals!

CUSTOMER: Oh, shit.

D.J. POOH: Cube Vision Productions.

D.J. POOH: Got a bong, nfgga, or something we can... f?

D.J. POOH: Here, smoke.

D.J. POOH: I helped write this motherfucker too.

D.J. POOH: I'm as high as Heh.

D.J. POOH: Ooh, look at the smoke.

D.J. POOH: That's the ****a that owe me that money, man.

D.J. POOH: You know, the doctor is prescribing me this shit now.

D'WANA: Come on, D, let's fuck this ****a up.

Daddy, Craig's here!

Daddy, I didn't know you had titties.

Daddy! Where my shirt at?

Damn, Debo. Fucking ass is hurting.

Damn! That George Jefferson shit works!

Damn! Who is that?

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn. I hate to hear that.

Damn. I knew I shouldn't have eaten all that hot sauce.

Damn. You know what?

Dang! You bug!

Dang.

Day Day ain't here.

DAY DAY AND ROACH [IN UNISON]: Bologna?

DAY DAY: Ah!

DAY DAY: And some Phillies. And some Phillies.

DAY DAY: Bobby Womack.

DAY DAY: Cali the police and tell them to get me another restraining order.

DAY DAY: Come on, girl, you better go on with the bullshit.

DAY DAY: Come on! BABY D: Day Day, I'm gonna kill your ass!

DAY DAY: Damn! Here he is! Baby D, he in here!

DAY DAY: Fuck you!

DAY DAY: Get your ass back! Go on, girl!

DAY DAY: How did you get out here? I walked.

DAY DAY: I say you go by yourself.

DAY DAY: It is? CRAIG: Yeah.

DAY DAY: Joker, don't do that, man. You haven't seen my Aztec warrior.

DAY DAY: Look at them tig old bitties. God!

DAY DAY: Oh, man. HO KYM: Nice hat.

DAY DAY: Put a hit out on this fat bitch. Remember me?

DAY DAY: Shit. Hey, enjoy, man.

DAY DAY: The Joker brothers.

DAY DAY: Then there's Baby Joker right there.

DAY DAY: There's Joker! Run! Goddamn it! Run!

DAY DAY: Why y'all let her do this shit?

Day Day! Don't make me break this window!

Day Day.

Day Day's just trying to be a smart ass. Nice to meet you, Craig.

Debo ended up going to jail for about 4 years.

DEBO: Craig, it ain't over, punk! Wait till I get out!

DEBO: How do we get out'? How am I supposed to know?

DEBO: I'm gonna beat your butt up too. Tyrone.

DEBO: It ain't over! TYRONE: Come on, man!

DEBO: We got some business to take care of.

Debo! Help!

Debo. Come on! Don't do this to your own brother, man!

Debo. Debo!

Did I say ? No!

Did I stutter? Did I stutter?

Did you see that? Them ****as just like some wild pit bull dogs.

Do something about it!

Do you play sports? What team you play for?

Do you see an ATM in the corner that doesn't work?

Do you? No, you don't, so fuck you, my friend.

Does this look like a fucking 7 Eleven to you?

Don't Don't do it.

Don't be getting in You gonna get me in trouble!

Don't be hitting my switches too.

Don't be stepping on those flowers, motherfucker. I just planted that shit.

Don't hit me. This is John Blaze. I can getjiggy with it.

Don't kill me. Goddamn, don't kill me.

Don't let your uncle or your cousin get you into any shit.

Don't look at me. Don't look at me, little puppy.

Don't need no water.

Don't nobody quit me. You wait till I tell Baby D.

Don't say a word.

Don't try to stick me with some 30 year payment plan. That's for suckers.

Don't you go blind, boy!

Don't you know it's good to me?

Eat it all up. Eat it all up. Okay.

Eighteen years, son, 18 years I been chasing

Elroy, will you get your broke down ass up?

ELROY: Come on, baby.

ELROY: Damn.

ELROY: Day Day?

ELROY: Don't listen to him.

ELROY: Hey, send Betty my love!

ELROY: Hey, Willie! How's it going? Still stepping in that dog shit every day?

ELROY: It's the Bombay!

ELROY: Nephew, you got perfect timing.

ELROY: Oh, I believe I slipped my disc again.

ELROY: Ow, my back.

ELROY: Shit, I can roll a blunt better than them bitches in Havana.

ELROY: Suga?

ELROY: Told you not to leave your shit in the bathroom.

ELROY: Whoa!

Especially my homeboy, Smokey.

Everybody loves Elroy, a lazy nothing!

Excuse me, partner. That was a fucking ghetto knock I just did.

Fake ass Brady Bunch.

Fat ass little Chinese lady's gonna take the money and not give me no play?

Fat bitch. I need to get ready to go to work.

Fat bitches busting my windows all the time.

Fat little cupcakes and shit.

Forget it. I think it's yogurt or something.

Forgot about the business.

Fosatchy. F O satchy.

Freeze! Sheriff's Department!

Friends

Fuck his shit up. Go on, girl. Hurry up. Hurry up.

Fuck that. Hey, Cheeco!

Fuck, I don't know. Shut up, man!

Fuck! Hey!

Fuck! Where are these fuckers?

Fuck.

Fucker!

Fucker.

Get down. Get down. Get down.

Get in the truck. What you doing out?

Get off me! Get up!

Get off my ass, man.

Get out of here, you stupid mutt!

Get out of the way! Move! Just move!

Get out, fool.

Get that fucker! You know you like dark meat!

Get that shit.

Get the fuck out of here, Day Day. You too, Slim Shady.

Get the fuck out of here. You're ruining my company.

Get your ass back here, man. What the fuck is you doing?

Get your big ass up. I'll tie this boy up myself.

Get your punk ass out the car, Craig! This is the rematch!

Get your toes away from my mouth! Get your toes out of there!

Give me a kiss.

Give me my money back now. And I have no damn receipt.

Give me my motherfucking pistol. Get the fuck up out of my store.

Give me that bag. Let me take this stuff in the house.

Give me that gun. Here, Debo!

Go ahead, man.

Go back to your stupid little girlfriends.

Go back upstairs and put on some damn clothes!

Go holler at her. She want to talk to you.

Go on, Big Baby D. D'wana, I don't even like you like that.

Go out there and tell them I ain't here.

Go see what's taking him so long.

Go talk to her. Mother love. Fat...

Go to the right.

Go, go, go!

God, man, what you doing?

Goddamn.

Golly, what's the matter?

Gonna blow up where I make my money at.

Good boy. Come on. Here you go.

Good boy. Eat it up. Eat it up. Eat it up.

Good boy. Feel that? Good dog.

Good boy. Good boy.

Good boy. I got some good bologna for you. Good boy. Good boy.

Good dog. Good dog.

Good, because that's how you're gonna get it.

Good. Let's get the hell out of here. It stink in here.

Got a delivery.

Got a treat. You're gonna like this.

Got my daddy like that years ago on a Cadillac.

Got to have it. I know what you're thinking.

Got to lay some ground rules down on you.

Guess I left that in there.

Guess I'm gonna have to kill that dad of his too, when I get through with Craig.

Ha, ha, shit.

Ha, ha. Can I get the key to the bathroom? I don't wanna buy no hubcap.

He beat Debo ass.

He been doo dooing a long time.

He just got out of the juvenile center.

He put it in a drawer. I'm gonna go get it.

He would have popped him. I know he would have popped...

He's a musical god. He's good for my people.

He's in the best fucking hands in Rancho Choke among us.

He)', you down?

Heh, heh. Jump up and down on that back of his.

Heh, Roach, what you doing?

Heh, we're gonna do it tonight when I get off of work.

Hell no, I ain't straight. Look at my eyes. They still red?

Hell no. I ain't in it.

Hell yeah, I remember you.

Hello? Yeah, I got an urgent message for a ****a named Mr. Willie

Her fat ass be snoring, won't even be asleep, just standing.

Here come that dog truck. Shut your mouth.

Here, Baby D! Get him!

Here, Cheeco.

Here. Just eat the whole thing. Just eat it all up.

Here's Johnny.

Hey, and, you, go put your clothes back on, all right?

Hey, Baby Joker, come on.

Hey, black man can jump, ése.

Hey, Craig, this is Roach, my white slave Roach.

Hey, Day Day, where is the other mayate, holmes?

Hey, Day Day!

Hey, Debo, when you get out?

Hey, don't sit on that couch! Put some paper down.

Hey, fuck that shit, holmes. Do it later. You know, it's fucking Friday.

Hey, get out the way, man. Come on! Move.

Hey, hey, y'all.

Hey, hey! What the fuck?

Hey, is that Cheeco? What's wrong with him?

Hey, man, you ran over my skateboard.

Hey, man, you straight?

Hey, stop bullshitting!

Hey, unc.

Hey, unc. Uh Oh.

Hey, Uncle Elroy, you got a notice...

Hey, wait, man. Don't open that here.

Hey, what are you doing? Get the fuck off me!

Hey, who locked the fucking door, huh?

Hey, why you cops got to be so violent?

Hey, y'all, move over! Move up! Move up! Move! Everybody, move!

Hey, you got this Unc, you got this tax notice, man.

HEY, young man.

Hey! She's a sack chaser, man! I tried to hit it.

Hey.

Hey. Wait a minute. Um...

High heeled shoes on, man, walking on that shag rug...

Hit that shit.

Hit the lotto. I just can't understand it.

Hmm.

HO KYM: Hey, Elroy!

HO KYM: That's next.

Hold on, too much! What's wrong with this window?

Hot sauce, thank you.

How do you know'? It could be anything in that pump.

How long we gotta ride in this stupid ass van anyway?

How many of us have them?

How you gonna have a restraining order, man, on your girl?

Hugging and shit, just standing there.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh.

Hundreds and fifties, big ass titties.

Hurry UP

Hurry up. Now, this is Friday.

I ain't gonna miss with these two bullets.

I ain't got no bong or no bullshit brownie but, uh, voilá.

I ain't kicking with you no more. I'm going to mommy house, man.

I ain't letting shit go. They broke my skateboard!

I ain't sent you no message!

I ain't trying to have none of that gangsta thug stuff.

I almost spilled my yak on this $200 suit, ****a.

I am the automatic

I been trying to tell your ass that Day Day's my cousin.

I bet you don't get it. I bet you don't get it.

I call him Mini Me.

I can't believe he did that to our dog.

I can't do anything around here! Shit!

I can't taste nothing. My tongue is numb, man.

I caught a bad one again.

I didn't drop you on your head when you were a kid. What's wrong with you?

I didn't expect you to answer, but this is a fine place.

I do.

I don't appreciate that, all right?

I don't believe this.

I don't do this shit every day, Willie.

I don't even like Whodini.

I don't give a damn how high you get in mine...

I don't know about you two. I don't know about this sugar shit.

I don't know.

I don't know. Come on in.

I don't know. I bought some shoes.

I don't know. I must...

I don't know. I think he went in the back to throw away some boxes.

I don't know. It could be anything, but I say we go over there and take a look.

I don't know. That dog got issues.

I don't like locked doors!

I don't wanna hear a grown man scream.

I don't wanna hear that.

I don't wanna see Elroy's face or smell his stinking breath.

I feel 5 pounds lighter.

I fell in some mud and it's all your fault.

I get more pussy from police ladies.

I got a little bud brownie.

I got a restraining order on her and she don't care nothing about that.

I got a restraining order on her fat ass too.

I got a wife on the side.

I got high for the first time.

I got kids. I got a motherfucking girlfriend.

I got shot at for the first time.

I got some business to take care of!

I got some unfinished business to deal with and your butt gonna wait too.

I got something better than that Cadillac.

I got the only house on the block paid for.

I got them 20's on there. I just got them.

I got this motherfucker.

I got this, though.

I got to think of a way to get this money by tomorrow.

I got your ass right here.

I got your bitch right here.

I gotta do everything, ése!

I gotta help myself too. I got a burning in my stomach.

I gotta pee. You better have toilet paper. The seat better be down.

I gotta think of a way to get "Huh?"

I gotta think of a way to get this money by tomorrow.

I have it here. Ran out of toilet paper, son.

I hear a lot of talking, but the words don't mean shit.

I heard you're running from an ass whipping.

I hope the, uh, Cracker Killers pay well.

I hope you don't get it.

I just hate to see a fine girl like you in a situation like this.

I just wish Mama had a chance to see it.

I knew we'd never be together forever. You're a cold little Puerto Rican dude.

I knew you shouldn't... When you going home?

I know black people got a lot of sugar in their house.

I know how you're feeling, man.

I know why you got her now, unc.

I know you smoke a little weed, right?

I know, I had two or three of them in my day.

I know. Thanks.

I know. This is a long way from Watts, huh?

I lost something. What it look like, fool?

I love Fridays.

I love the ghetto."

I mean, I got an urgent message for Mr. William Jones.

I mean, them 10's. They're 10's but I keep them clean.

I met D'wana about 3 months ago, right?

I play for the Cucamonga Cracker Killers.

I said I'll take your stupid ass later, all right?

I should tie your big ass up too and drag you down the street.

I snuck in here to show you that I wasn't scared of your brothers.

I swear to God, man.

I think Karla's got jungle fever, ése!

I think they're running drugs from Tijuana. Day Day don't believe me.

I thought it came from drinking 40s because she had beer on her breath.

I thought that was you, baby.

I told that hard head boy to put that hose away and cut that grass.

I told you to put that hose away and out that grass.

I told you, eh? Whites in hot and colors in cold, ése!

I wanted a piece of it and I stopped.

I wanted to give you this.

I was gonna show this white boy how to make Kool Aid.

I was hanging with this little white boy, and he got me into all kinds of shi...

I was just fixing to get up in your ass.

I was just trying to... I was just trying to help your scary ass.

I was on my way back to the 'hood to buy them 20's.

I was on my way to buy them and she had a Carl Jr. burger in her hand.

I was swimming and I thought it was a chocolate payday.

I was swimming like a motherfucker and something just went:

I was the one back in the day always talking about, "I love the 'hood.

I was the one saying I wasn't the ****a...

I whipped Debo's ass. He should be the one moving.

I wish we hit the lotto and came up on a million dollars like y'all.

I won't have to clean up behind your ass.

I wouldn't recommend that anybody go in there for at least 35, 45 minutes.

I'll be out in about 35, 45 minutes.

I'll blow your goddamn head smooth off.

I'll take you later.

I'll tear that ass up again! I like it when you treat me rough!

I'm about to get ready to go to work...

I'm about to show y'all who the real Puff Daddy is!

I'm beginning to like Rancho Cucamonga.

I'm Day Day's cousin Craig. What's your name?

I'm faded and feeling X rated.

I'm glad you said that, son.

I'm going home and face the music.

I'm gone.

I'm gonna bust your ass like Craig did. Knock your fucking eyes straight.

I'm gonna find you! I'm gonna put my foot up your ass!

I'm gonna give it to you rough.

I'm gonna kick that Craig's butt.

I'm gonna show you what happens to putos that take my money...

I'm gonna sure miss him.

I'm gonna sure miss you, heh. Um...

I'm gonna tie your monkey ass up.

I'm high as a giraffe's ass right now. Ooh.

I'm in the mood to getjiggy with it. I wanna party.

I'm looking for a new house out here. I have to move out of the 'hood.

I'm nervous and I'm about to shit on myself.

I'm nervous, man. I got the BGs.

I'm not fucking with them. Y'all go over there and tag team.

I'm not going first.

I'm not selling my car for this, man.

I'm sick of bullshitting with you two.

I'm so sorry about what my brothers did to you this morning.

I'm the one with the problems!

I'm the only one who can yell at him. Where the hell you been'?

I'm trying to keep it peaceful around here.

I'm your local neighborhood player. This is my buddy Roach.

ICE CUBE: Let's break that shit out.

ICE CUBE: Right now.

ICE CUBE: They all did. Heh.

If Day Day come back, tell him I need to see him...

If I had my bong on me right now, dude, I'd let you toke till you choke.

If I wouldn't have fought Pinky and gave Day Day that joint...

If it ain't, I don't give a damn.

If it had been me, I'd have shot his big ass.

If Mama had a chance to see this, she'd have been so happy, man.

If my brothers weren't so overprotective...

If Pinky come in and see you doing...

If you ain't back in 10 minutes, I'm

If you don't hit that fence, I'm gonna throw you over.

In a strange way, I feel responsible for Day Da y getting fired.

In the dark and in your world It's everywhere

Is he coming?

Is that a gas station over there? Here we go. That's a gas station.

Is this your cousin?

It ain't even like that. Talk to your brother.

It is money in that pump.

It looks like a dead mayate with a loud shirt.

It must be your upper lip, son. I don't smell nothing.

It smell like you didn't fall in no mud.

It used to be peaceful around here before they got out.

It was a Friday I'd never forget.

It's a bad motherfucker.

It's a trip to know that things can get wild in the suburbs too.

It's gonna feel real good to pay my taxes.

It's just a theory of mine, but I think it should work. Check this out.

It's lunchtime, eh!

It's Mr. Nasty time.

It's something better than air. I could tell how funny he act.

It's time for your mother and I to walk around the house naked if we want to.

It's tough being the brains of the operation.

It's your girl.

Jazz?

Jizz ob, jizz ob, jizz ob.

Joker

JOKER [IN ENGLISH]: Little Joker. Yeah.

Joker, get your dog! This is bullshit!

Joker, this is some bullshit.

Joker, you play too much, call your dog!

JOKER: Business first.

JOKER: Chickenhead. KARLA: Stupid ass.

JOKER: Ding ding, school's in, bitch.

JOKER: Go, Flea Biscuit. Go, Flea Biscuit.

JOKER: Hey, how's it going, boy? Come here. Yeah, boy, come here Ooh.

JOKER: Hey, I'm cold. I'll close the window.

JOKER: Hundreds, 50s. Roach still got him.

JOKER: I hear something.

JOKER: It's like a bad dream.

JOKER: Just count the money. He's still over there.

JOKER: Let's play some quarters and shit. Hey, don't forget the chips.

JOKER: Oh, shit.

JOKER: Put that shit in the drawer, holmes.

JOKER: Two Milk Duds. Two giant Milk Duds. Uh oh.

JOKER: We can give it to the bitches.

JOKER: We're gonna party now.

JOKER: You got a pretty mouth. Come on, baby. Don't do that!

JOKER: You got that Ricky Martin CD, holmes'? I love him.

JOKER: You guys are better than the Soul Train dancers.

JOKER: You're in the Kentucky Derby. How do you take this off?

JOKER: You're stupid! I'll be back in a bit. Bye.

JONES [SINGING]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

JONES: Ah, I got your butt now. Uh huh.

JONES: Come on. Come on, Craig, watch his feet.

JONES: Craig! Craig!

JONES: Damn! JOKER: What's up?

JONES: Hey, man, get out the way! Get out of the way! Hurry up!

JONES: Nice neighborhood, huh? it's all right.

JONES: Oh, no. Oh, no.

JONES: You win some. You lose some.

Junior.

Junior.

Just get the phone. You wouldn't know about this.

Just hold on, Craig. I'm coming, son, I'm coming.

Just keep counting the money.

Just like you had in jail, the Commissary, without the wrapper.

Just pick the phone up.

Just take it all, baby. It's all yours. Just don't kill me.

Just tell him to come over here and talk to me.

Just, uh, got a little mail for you to sign, partner.

KARLA: Are you going to give me a ride to see Mommy?

Keep a tight ass, Day Day. Try and hold it in or something.

Keep that car. You make sure you get that fixed.

Kill his ass! Yeah. Fuck this!

Lay down. That's a good boy. Lay down.

Let it go, man. I'm telling you. Let it go

Let me go, goddamn it!

Let me tell you something, bro. Can I say something to you?

Let me think about it. Count my money, party with bitches.

Let's go clean up, man, before Pinky get back.

Let's make him wait.

Light an incense in there too.

Like I was saying, Cheeco...

LIL JOKER: I'm telling Morn.

LIL JOKER: Suspicious, eh? it's making me think a lot!

Little motherfucker gonna try to rob me.

Look at my roof. You play too much.

Look at that grass. Stanley's grass look good.

Look at that.

Look, I gotta think of a plan.

Look, I hope you don't think I'm crazy.

Look, look. If we don't go do this, you ain't gonna have no home to go to.

Lover boys, you hear that shit?

Made a deal. All you gotta do is go over there.

Man, after paying taxes and lawyer fees and all daddy's bad ass credit...

Man, don't grab on Pinky's shit like that.

Man, get off of my car! Get off of my shit!

Man, I broke up with D'wana two Fridays ago.

Man, I can't wait to get back home to the peace and quiet streets of South Central.

Man, I hope Craig got some kind of plan while he in there taking a shit.

Man, it's been what, a year, since last

Man, let's go get some pussy, Debo. Man, fuck!

Man, she fucked you up.

Man, we ain't got... I gotta check my book.

Man, what we gonna do?

Man, what you ? Don't do that. Let it go. I'm telling you, don't mess with her.

MAN: Delivery.

MAN: Don't take my hot sauce.

MAN: Fuck you, asshole! JONES: I hope the bathroom is clean.

MAN: Get out of here. What you doing, man?

MAN: Hey, hey! Kiss my ass.

MAN: Hold on! Come on, man!

MAN: Oh, fuck! Good boy. Heel!

MAN: Someone just called to say Craig's in trouble.

MAN: Willie who? it's William, fool!

Man.

Man. Don't do that, man! You gonna burn my Pinky shirt up!

Maybe your grandmother did. I remember the summer of '75...

Me and my Suga get real nasty in there.

Mister, I gotta go help my son. Let me over, please. Let me over.

Mm hm, I know y'all playing games.

Mm hm, where that boy telling me Day Day was in here?

Mm. Oh, man, that's good.

Money? We came here to borrow sugar from you and some rolling papers.

Most of it.

Motherfucker, you better stop.

Motherfuckers can't fuck with me. I'm a player. I'm a player!

Mr. White Man, tell me what happened. What's up there?

Mrs. Johnson's grass look good. But look at my grass. No. Look at that grass.

My dad finds out I got fired again, man, he's gonna kick my ass.

My disc slipped in my back.

My little carnal, he went to get my chain saw.

My mind. That's what I lost. Ain't this my yard?

Nasty, stinking, dirty, filthy dogs.

n****, what the hell you doing to my woman?

Nephew, you're welcome here anytime.

New Line presents.

Nice booty. Oh.

Nice to meet you.

****a, I was just gonna get a promotion.

****a, I'm not. We ain't little no more.

No more fun and games, Day Day.

No more locked doors around here, you hear me?

No more locked doors!

No police, no crack heads, no chickenheads, no nothing.

No, he's right here.

No, Leroy, I'm bilingual! There's a difference.

No, man. Me and dogs don't get along, bro.

No, no, no! Hell no!

No, thank you.

No, they're 10's. I bought them from somebody.

NO! No!

No? Good.

No.

None of us swim.

Not now. Come on.

Nothing.

Now if I get in trouble with them, I got to live here! You don't!

Now move, punk.

Now, all we gotta do is find out where the little one put that pump...

Now, back up.

Now, let me show you how we gonna do this.

Now, lotto stud, close my door, and don't slam it.

Now, page me when you get a chance.

Now, what you done done with Day Day and Roach?

Now, who sent you, ****a?

Now, you ain't gonna catch me, as usual, Baby D.

Now...

Officer, please. Don't just drive past me.

Officer!

Oh, boy, oh, ooh.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, me.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, boy. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, call me Elroy!

Oh, damn.

Oh, damn. Oh!

Oh, get your hands off my ass, girl. Let me go!

Oh, hey, that motherfucker owe me some money.