Friday (1995) Soundboard Edit

A dollar and some envelopes

Aah! oh my god oh my god i'm hurt yah!

About 4 or $5000

About 200 dollars

Add these

Ain't like you got shit to do tomorrow you don't have to go to work

Ain't nobody lying

Ain't nobody playing but you

Ain't nothing in this house shit

Ain't that a bitch you funny

Ain't that right friend

All I have is my g****s you gonna eat up all my g****s

All right

All right (2)

All right (3)

All right all right bye

All right don't get homeboy fucked up

All right he live on debbie's street

All right i'll eat it

All right i'm not like that i'm gonna keep it down

All right man all right man

All right man here's what we're gonna do

All right man i'm gonna go to the crib man my stomach hurt

All right man look here loan me $2

All right man sorry thank you

All right man we finally got him you know we just did we finally got that little motherfucker

All right ****a look between me and you when you're done i'll clean all that shit up for you for $2 ugh

All right well i'm about to go home eh

Always talking shit

Always talking shit just can't open the goddamn door

Am I tripping

And answer the phone the cable people are supposed to call all right

And later on you call me and let me know what happened all right

And man I ain't been right ever since then

And the only person who could get me out was my mom

And you sell that shit yourself next time because i'm going to rehab i'm through with this shit

And you you keep your ass here

Anything else happen no

Anyway what you doing up so early

Are you gonna loan me the money not

Are you high huh

Are you high no why you say that because you look like you've been smoking

Are you okay

As soon as he said that I started feeling funny as hell

Aw i'm sorry

Baby baby we was just praying we was just praying

Back back

Be there i'm serious all right

Beat him down beat you down

Been smoking since I was 2

Better get your ass off your shoulders

Better run little bastard

Better take your ass home

Better to give than to receive brother

Better watch who window you climbing in before you get blasted on with what you ain't got nothing man with this

Big snake big worm what kind of name is that

Big worm

Big worm (2)

Big worm ain't gonna do a goddamn thing man

Big worm big hole big I don't give a damn

Big worm gonna end up fucking you up

Bigfoot motherfucker you can have your knife because I steal I don't kill

Bitch got out of the car looking more like freddie jackson

Bleeding and shit

Boo punk

Boy please

Boy what the fuck you want

Break yourself fool

Bring your ass in here what you talking about

Brother stay black

But after this friday neighborhood will never be the same

But I thought you wanted me to wash your car

But i'm gonna get you high today because it's friday

But i'm gonna get you high today because it's friday (2)

By any chance is sister jones in nope neither is brother jones they both at work

Bye baby

Bye bye

Bye bye honey

Bye felisha

Bye mommy

Bye smokey

Call me when you get home

Calm down

Came home

Can I have my chili fritos

Can I leave the door open

Can I talk to you for a second

Can I use y'all's vcr right quick wanna dub a tape

Cheap ass phone

China come on no ma

Come here

Come here come here

Come in here you don't wanna hear that shit

Come in i'm thirsty

Come on

Come on craig man stimulate you mind man

Come on dana

Come on deebo stall him out

Come on get out of here

Come on man bring your ass out

Come on man buy me a 40 ounce for my birthday

Come on man move it

Come on ******

Come on one two three

Come on outside man stop playing

Come on put up your dukes

Come on sister come on sister

Come on smoke let's go in

Come on! get off my ass!

Come over here and sit down right here you're way over there

Cool

Could y'all stay off my grass please thank you

Could you mind your own business

Craig

Craig (2)

Craig (3)

Craig (4)

Craig (5)

Craig (6)

Craig (7)

Craig already has a woman but he don't like her

Craig can I use y'all's microwave right quick yeah what'd you gotta cook some chicken

Craig come here

Craig craig

Craig craig (2)

Craig craig can I talk to you for a minute

Craig craig craig

Craig craig daddy wants you

Craig get out of my room

Craig get up get up craig come on craig come on craig

Craig get up get up craig come on craig come on craig (2)

Craig huh shut the door and have a seat

Craig I love you man

Craig I thought you said on three okay all right

Craig I wouldn't feel comfortable lending you 200 dollars without a job

Craig i'm on my way to work

Craig if somebody comes whistle

Craig it'll stimulate your mind

Craig oh shit

Craig telephone who is it that girl

Craig tell that little girl to stop playing on my phone

Craig where the iron right there

Craig yeah

Craig you fucked up you fucked up

Craig you listen to me

Craig! huh come in here

Cutie pie

Daddy wants you again

Damn

Damn (2)

Damn (3)

Damn (4)

Damn (5)

Damn (6)

Damn (7)

Damn (8)

Damn (9)

Damn (10)

Damn (11)

Damn (12)

Damn (13)

Damn (14)

Damn (15)

Damn (16)

Damn (17)

Damn (18)

Damn all right damn

Damn all you do is smoke weed

Damn always caught in the middle of something

Damn fucking bitch

Damn I tried to beat his ass but he ran

Damn i'd knock the dust off that pussy

Damn lil chris got you too hell yeah got me too little bitch ass ******

Damn look!

Damn now shut the hell up

Damn smokey what are you doing in here what the hell are you doing here shh

Damn what he want go see

Damn what I ain't got no sugar

Damn what you doing knocking like you the damn police

Dana

Dana dana

Dana wait up

Dang he at it again

Debbie came by looking for you

Debbie debbie what come here sit down

Debbie girl damn

Deebo

Deebo damn

Deebo man you tripping

Deebo was over at felisha house and debbie house asleep

Deebo you seen craig and smokey around here

Deebo! deebo!

Did you remember to pick up the hair yeah

Dizam

Do I still look high

Do something yeah do something

Do the dog catcher dog catcher

Don't be calling here like you some straight up g because i'll cut your balls off and hand them to you partner

Don't come here with that attitude girl

Don't even ask

Don't even talk with all the horses missing their hair here

Don't ever ever ever ever ever come by here okay

Don't knock these over

Don't laugh it ain't funny

Don't laugh it ain't funny (2)

Don't let me catch you boy

Don't lie

Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35 45 minutes somebody open a window

Don't play dumb ****** you know who this is you got my money

Don't start tripping craig

Don't what's up me

Don't worry about what fuck I be doing

Don't you see we handling grown folks business

Drive by

Drop him craig drop him craig drop him craig

Dump your ass over the window

Earlier

Eat it on the 4th of july by the 18th everybody in the whole neighborhood trying to get to the bathrooms

Eight thirty right yes

Eight thirty why

Every time I come in the kitchen you in the kitchen in the goddamn refrigerator eating up all the food all the chicken all the pig feet

Excuse me brother

Excuse me what

Ezal

Ezal get the hell out of my backyard

Ezal!

Fair enough craig fair enough there you go all right craig

Felisha fucking deebo too

Fine i'm on my way to work

Fired me on the spot

First how she look she's nice

Fool

For most people friday's just a day before the weekend

For real

For real damn

For real I mean was it like this or was it like this

For real I thought you had the day off yesterday

For real mm hm

For real no i'm cool

For real no shit

For real what she say

For real yeah you breaking in though

For some reason I don't think smokey wanted to go in there but peer pressure's a motherfucker

For the last time would you please stay off my frigging grass please

Forty 60 80 a hundred 120 140

Fuck fuck

Fuck worm

Fuck you

Fuck you (2)

Fuck you (3)

Fuck you (4)

Fuck you fuck you

Fuck you motherfucker

Fucking up the rotation you could get killed with somebody else

Fucking yeah crawl punk crawl you little bitch

Get a ****** locked up man come on

Get him damn

Get me glass of water

Get off me

Get off me (2)

Get off me get off me

Get off my ass

Get off my ass I ain't with that funny shit

Get off your ass and get in this car boy I don't know why you come down here messing with these people hurry up

Get out

Get out (2)

Get out (3)

Get out (4)

Get out of my house don't slam that door all right man (slams door)

Get that little bad ass in school anyway

Get the fuck out of my face

Get the hell on felisha

Get the hell out of here

Get up craig get up craig

Get your ass in the house hurry up

Get your ass off me

Get your ass out of this house boy

Get your ass up

Get your ass up and cook or clean up or do something

Get your feet down

Girl that's my friend

Give it here i'll do it

Give it up red

Give me my goddamn money

Give me some chili fritos

Give me the gun give me the gun son

Give me the gun son

Give me the money

Give me the rest somebody want a couple of 20s around the corner

Give me the two piece special lots of hot sauce and all the fries you can give me

Give me your stuff

Go and get something to eat I know you hungry

Go ask that bitch for some money

Go go go go

Go look in my dresser

Go see

Go to sleep go to sleep

Goddamn

Goddamn (2)

Goddamn (3)

Goddamn devil

Goddamn goddamn

Goddamn goddamn motherfuckers

Goddamn pest

Goddamn preacher

Goddamn you got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off

Goddamn!

Good lord have mercy

Got nothing man

Gotta start the day off right man

Ha ha ha yes I did

Ha you little rat bastards

Half dead motherfucker

Have some cereal

Have you ever had government cheese craig government cheese you had some no big stinking government cheese couldn't take a dump for two weeks

He ain't playing you think he playing about his money

He be like shut the fuck up I be quiet but when he leave I be talking again

He gonna cry in the car

He know where my mama stay know where your mama stay

He think he a mack macaroni

He tripping hard only on people he know he don't be pulling that shit on them fools around the corner

He was I don't like that

He wasn't even that good baby

He's going off

Heh heh heh gotta get dressed

Heh heh heh shut up

Hell no

Hell no (2)

Hell no all you do is smoke it up

Hell no get the hell on

Hell no they ain't got me on tape she said they did

Hell no watch out

Hell yeah we got about 200 dollars huh deebo

Hello

Hello (2)

Hello why you can't call nobody back

Her mama got ass too

Here come dana and her punk ass boyfriend

Hey 7 30

Hey and bring a radio too

Hey come back all right

Hey craig have you seen my shoe

Hey dad oh what happened to you

Hey dana what loan me 200 dollars

Hey dana when we gonna hook up

Hey ese

Hey ezal

Hey get these for me

Hey girl

Hey go in the house and get me something to roll this up with all right

Hey hey hey

Hey hey hey (2)

Hey hey hey look and see if they're gone hell no you look hey we both look on the count of three all right one two three two three

Hey hey hey take it easy homes

Hey hey hey take the garbage out front son

Hey hey hey what are you doing

Hey hey look again

Hey hold up i'll be right back

Hey hold up my mom's in there

Hey how you doing

Hey I ain't selling him shit

Hey I know you don't smoke weed I know this

Hey i'm tripping I ain't scared of shit i'm just good

Hey it's too early

Hey let me wash your car for $2

Hey let's go in the house

Hey mama hi baby

Hey mama what loan me 200 dollars

Hey man get off me get off me man get off me man

Hey man wash it later stay over there

Hey man!

Hey punk

Hey see if she got a friend all right

Hey smokey sell me a dub

Hey smokey's back here taking a shit!

Hey thanks smoke

Hey uh this is smokey debbie's homeboy

Hey um somebody page smokey

Hey wait a minute man I ain't gonna be supplying you you gonna be talking about my shit

Hey what the hell you're doing

Hey what time is it seven forty five

Hey what's up come on in

Hey what's up with me and you

Hey what's with you and that chickenhead

Hey who's that

Hey why you didn't help me

Hey you got some money

Hey you kids quit slamming my goddamn door

Hey you know how that is

Hey you the last brother money i'd mess with i'll steal from my mama before I mess with your shit and you know this man

Hi boys

Hi mrs jones

Hi mrs parker

Hi smokey

Hi smokey (2)

Hi you guys hey

Hold him

Hold my money

Hold up I can hear my heart beat

Holy shit

Homestead yo take it easy ese

Hook

Hook me up with debbie

How much you got left

How the hell you go get fired on your day off

How you doing brother craig

How you doing fine

How you doing i'm all right well I see

How your ass feel mister

How your eye

How's your back feeling

Huh

Huh (2)

Huh (3)

Huh nothing

Hurry quick

Hurry up

Hurry up (2)

Hurry up (3)

Hurry up don't tell me to hurry up

Hurry up hurry up hurry up

Hurry up shit hurry up

Hurry up with the garbage I got some more work for you

I ain't fucking with you watch out

I ain't getting high no more ain't getting high no more shit

I ain't going ever smoke weed again

I ain't got no 4 or $5000 to plant you in the ground you understand yeah

I ain't got no money not enough

I ain't selling you nada

I ain't tripping

I ain't trying to be no dog catcher why not george clinton was a dog catcher

I ain't trying to get involved with y'all

I almost had the money

I been down before I taught him better than this

I bet y'all drinking that wine smoking them tweeds and everything

I can't believe you got me in the mix with this fool

I did I went in there to pick up my check

I didn't go to the show

I didn't go to the show last night

I didn't put that joint to your lip make you smoke

I do but I wanna spend red's money

I don't appreciate you sending your punk ass bust ass jheri curl ass friends to shoot at me and my homey

I don't even like dogs that's the beauty of it

I don't give a fuck

I don't have nothing

I don't know

I don't know that's my only problem

I don't know what her sister's doing

I don't know why you messing with that little fast assed girl anyway

I don't like her disrespecting my house

I don't think so

I don't think you applying yourself smokey

I don't wanna have to fuck you up smokey

I drink

I fell asleep

I got about 200 dollars

I got bit in the ass today son by a stinking ass filthy dog

I got fired yesterday

I got so much money I got another ****** just to count it for me

I got to walk smokey down to his house

I got you I got you baby

I gotta go bye daddy bye bye baby bye bye baby

I grab a dog and I choke him and I kick the shit out of him and I all day long my foot up a dog's ass just bang bang bang up his ass

I had a sweet potato pie you ate the whole pie left me that little plastic thing there

I had to warn you too many times about my money smokey

I hate him

I heard they hiring too you need to go down there and see what's up with your out of work ass

I knew I shouldn't have given him no chronic

I know huh

I know I be forgetting baby you gotta be reminding me i'm sorry

I know what i'm doing man

I know you don't smoke weed I know this

I know you don't wanna fight me because you're nothing but a bitch too

I left my key

I left my purse in your house can I go in and get it

I look like the kunta kinte around this mother

I need some papers and some humps

I need to whoop your little ass for knocking over these trash cans

I said doggy please don't bite me dog and I turned around to jump over the fence the dog grabbed my ass

I saw the tape we kept rewinding it

I see the window open so I said fuck it

I smelled your shit for 22 years now you can't smell mine for five minutes

I smoked up his weed i'm gonna face the consequences

I sold that shit

I swear to god we was rolling

I swear to you yeah I shot one I know I shot one of them

I think we better stay in the house

I thought you had 200 dollars

I thought you had a friend who wanna hook up with me I do

I told y'all I told y'all you all want some

I told you I told you

I told you the weed be letting you know evil lurks

I told you to hook yourself up

I told you you didn't tell me shit

I uh I got to go in here in the back room real quick

I wanna eat some of them chitlins I love pig feet the barbecue pig feet were gone

I want my mama

I want you to get your ass up today go out and look for a job the word today is job j o b

I was in there on the phone with debbie and what's up with rita

I was just bullshitting and you know this man

I was just wondering that maybe if you were feeling better um that you could come over

I was telling you I was smoking weed with that fool one day

I wish you was sleeping right now i'd knock your head with a left hook

I won give me my money

I wonder where she going

I'll get you

I'll kill him aah!

I'll kill you yeah I know

I'll remember that

I'll see you later

I'll tell you one thing around here you gonna work or go to school

I'll wait till you come out

I'll walk you man you punk ass

I'm a man without it

I'm about 5'2 light skinned long hair

I'm about sick of you naw

I'm broke

I'm broke as a joke

I'm clowning

I'm feeling better already

I'm gonna call you tomorrow all right

I'm gonna just tuck mine in

I'm gonna kill you and smokey you're playing with my emotions

I'm gonna knock over your trash cans anyway

I'm gonna knock them over next week

I'm gonna run here and get you the gun right

I'm gonna tell him you ain't got nothing to do with it

I'm gonna try again

I'm in deebo's pigeon coop sweating like a slave

I'm in here on the phone

I'm just gonna go in the house and chill man

I'm making some eggs bacon sausage pancakes and some leftover pork chops

I'm not man

I'm not scared of you all these ******s around here might be scared of you but i'm not

I'm not the smartest man in the world but from here it looks like you taking a shit

I'm on house arrest i'm not even supposed to be over here

I'm out of here anyway

I'm right behind you okay

I'm sick of you

I'm sorry i'm sorry i'm not trying to laugh I just thought you two would like each other

I'm thick people say I look like janet jackson

I'm throwing this away we ain't even got no milk

I'm trying to get with her but dana won't even hook me up

If anybody gotta say anything you let me know

If I catch him i'm gonna beat him like I was his dad

If I get dealt with I get dealt with

If I was working I wouldn't need 200 dollars exactly

If we don't pay him by 10 00 he gonna bust a cap in both our ass

If you ain't got my money or my bud i'm killing you and him

If you ain't got nothing on the table you don't worry about catching a dog

If you don't get involved i'm gonna knock your ass out too make a choice

Is dana here

Is dana in there

Is it the cops

It be cool

It kind of looked like your head but you can't tell from the back

It sounded like a bomb

It was the first you sure mm hm

It's all right you have nice legs

It's angel dust homes

It's cool

It's friday we'll get you high

It's hot as hell out here

It's just like it's both ours we just keep it down at my house cool

It's my money

It's my shit I can do whatever I wanna do

It's on now

It's over bitch!

It's the chronic don't even worry about it

It's the mack

It's the principle of the whole thing it's principalities in this

It's your ass mr postman

Janet jackson

Janet jackson ass get just a little fat

Joann you seen craig and smokey I thought they were over there

Joi ain't gonna do a goddamn thing

Joi she keeps calling hanging up and I know it's her because I star 69'd her she hung up again

Just call her all right

Just give me three and a half minutes maybe even four she'll be wanting to marry a ******

Just go out pick you 4 or $500 and go off and just dance and eat chicken and dance

Just wait till I get my hands on you

Just wait wait well hold up

Just when I was gonna get the money the little crackhead ezal come running and woke him up

Keep it on down low

Known for jacking a ****** that's all he do damn

Let me borrow a joint

Let me explain

Let's get there let's just go back over there he probably still asleep

Let's give her a hand everybody laurie moore thanks for being on the show

Let's go get his ass

Let's go to my house real quick can't do shit over here

Listen

Listen shh you don't hear it

Look

Look at ezal

Look at her she ought to be ashamed of herself coming out looking like that

Look at your face look at your face it will be okay believe me no look at your face

Look fellas I asked you nicely now i'm getting very irritated

Look he need me

Look hector almost hit his nasty ass

Look here just give me 10 dollars and I won't say nothing

Look i'm gonna straighten this girl out i'll be right back

Look look look she bending over

Look man i'm sorry I got you in this shit

Look ****a i'm gonna be here at 10 00 on the dot not 10 03 not 10 36

Look what you did to my curtain

Make sure if you leave you lock up the house

Make your ass wake you up and take out that damn trash

Mama

Mama (2)

Mama mama

Mama shit

Mama where craig at I don't know

Mama you got some glue for what my track slipped out

Mama!

Mama! help!

Mama! mama!

Man ain't nobody even out here I don't even know why i'm tripping

Man ain't nobody gonna knock over your stupid trash cans

Man ain't nothing wrong with smoking weed weed is from the earth god put this here for me and you take advantage man take advantage

Man come on all right

Man don't tou let me go

Man forget that

Man fuck that

Man get the fuck out

Man get the hell out of my backyard man

Man get your punk ass up it ain't even wet over here

Man he just hung up

Man hell no

Man hell no nobody gonna run me up in my house like no bitch this my 'hood

Man hold up I don't do that gay shit now

Man hurry up

Man I ain't even trying to fight you deebo

Man I got a lot

Man I got mind control over deebo

Man I know you ain't go out like that

Man I know you didn't

Man I snuck through the back window to get the money out of his pants

Man i'm high

Man i'm on probation I can't be

Man i'm trying to worm

Man i've been getting high all week

Man my grand mama gave me that chain

Man shut up punk what

Man sit down

Man that fool ain't gonna do nothing

Man that what it's supposed to do

Man that's a female

Man that's fucked up man if it was y'all I would've helped y'all

Man that's lil chris

Man they both got in the car and boned out

Man this ****** got us in some shit

Man y'all busters can't catch me

Man y'all some busters

Man you don't have to holler man I ain't got it yet but i'm gonna get it

Man you know I want some kool aid

Man you know that ****** deebo done had his bike for three weeks right right

Man you owe me two dollars

Man you should've been bobbing and weaving look at you get up!

Man you were smoking I smoked half a little piece of joint with you

Me and smokey

Me and smokey got into it with big worm today we owe him 200 dollars he said if we don't pay him he gonna kill us

Men let's jump him

Might as well

Mom you didn't tell daddy what happened yesterday did you

Mr jones can I use your bathroom please

Mr jones mr jones

Mr parker ain't hitting that right man

Mr parker mr parker

Mrs parker finer than a motherfucker

Mrs parker just don't know

Mrs parker mrs parker can I talk

My daddy caught him trying to break in to my house two days ago and beat him down

My grand mama gave me this chain

My mama is in vegas with her boyfriend

My mama know that's you calling and hanging up

My sister don't need to steal nothing from your broke ass all right

Name one person in the hood that play like that

Needs some young meat

Next thing I knew I was running down the street in my damn drawers

****a how much you need

****a i'm talking to you

****a we need to pay he crazy let's stick together

****** you slow run like a girl

******s are broke these days

Night mama night baby

No

No (2)

No fuck you

No he wasn't sure he was that's why he said

No i'm just bullshitting

No man smoke no I don't smoke no more man

No my shit beating too fast

No no cupcakes leave him alone now let him be a man I taught him good didn't i

No plus joi will kick your ass anyway

No see I was hoping that I could take it to the house with me my microwave yeah

No she don't like people with me when I go get her

Nobody wanna mess with the smoke dog (barking)

Nothing but dirt any damn way

Nothing man i'm fixing something just stay over there

Nothing what you want

Now craig I was proud of you tonight you used your brain that's what I want you to do use your brain that's my boy that's my boy

Now craig you know what your problem is you have no game

Now dana told me about that big snake situation

Now describe yourself

Now take a hit

Now tell me who she was

Now that other girl debbie she's cute she's in school she has all her teeth

Now when I went to bed last night didn't I tell you to take out the trash yeah so why didn't you do it

Now who is she

Now who's the punk

Now you see son you gotta let us know when you leave the house what if you got killed tonight we'd have to bury you you know how much a funeral costs these days

Now you tell her I said to stop it all right okay

Now you're a man

Now your father he got game

Number two

Oh

Oh boy

Oh come on homes let's let bygones be bygones

Oh goddamn man look

Oh he just said for us to pay him by 10 00

Oh he's in the house

Oh he's in there asleep with felisha

Oh I fall i'm suing y'all

Oh I need to borrow your car quick

Oh I want 150000

Oh i'm hurt oh my neck my back my neck and my back oh

Oh i'm shot

Oh it's cool

Oh lord

Oh lord let me go inside and see what's going on with this crazy man

Oh man

Oh man (2)

Oh man come on goddamn

Oh man I tried to come and catch you before you went to work let you know what happened to red's ass

Oh man i'm tripping

Oh man she said she looked like janet jackson

Oh man that's messed up why don't you give him back his chain

Oh man this bud is kicking in

Oh man your mother and I never would've moved in this neighbourhood if we had known you need a gun to walk down the damn street

Oh ****** that's janet jackson who janet jackson the girl debbie hooked me up with

Oh no son that's not the way it is

Oh now you're gettin' scared you wanna go in the house and lay down

Oh she's at the house

Oh shit

Oh shit (2)

Oh shit (3)

Oh shit (4)

Oh shit (5)

Oh shit (6)