The Resort - Season 1 Edit

A gross mess." "Most of it ended up on me.

A hot turdy. Hot turdy.

A little bit dizzy. Oh, yeah, obviously.

A little on the couch." Oh, no.

A little stinky going on in there.

A manatee passed him... [laughs]

A old professor penis.

A single piece of evidence connecting them.

A specific glue to start? No okay.

About the, um, Oceana Vista?

Actually, you know what? I do have one more question.

After they were reported missing.

Ah Oh, hey!

Ah ah, no. Hey, give me a little credit here.

Ah!

All right, once we hop this fence,

All right.

All right.

All that tequila! I wanna show you something.

All the way to the dress Miss Yucatan wore

Although I will try anything twice.

American, I stay awake.

And a rogue hurricane that wipes out all the evidence?

And all the king size rooms were taken, so...

And destroys the resort

And he got flesh eating bacteria, and he died.

And I that's not I don't wanna seem fixated on that.

And I am well, I have a friend in Cancun,

And I didn't mean to come up and ramble to you

And I don't know how I could tell that.

And I don't need it.

And I had to superglue his head together, and, um...

And I wanna know what he knows, you know?

And I would like to speak to Detective Silverio Narro

And I'm calling from the "New York Times,"

And I'm just scared and sad.

And it definitely wasn't my penis

And it doesn't even work.

And lives in Buenos Aires.

And my dad had to glue my head a ton, so count to three.

And my daughter wanted to spend Christmas here

And none of the other ones are like that.

And now I'm lagging.

And on December 24, 2007,

And on top of that, we're currently on a family vacation,

And say penis a whole bunch of times.

And she's wearing a Juicy tracksuit.

And tell them about the phone,

And the arches, they're in this apartment!

And the police couldn't find

And then he caught them there, and he killed them on the spot?

And then that is Hanna.

And then there's some texts.

And there's also the possibility

And they don't wanna be found.

And they fell in love, and they ran off,

And they're always listening.

And they're definitely cool with us coming?

And we just got to be at our bus to Tulum

And we just, like, go find a pool?

And we're gonna meet up halfway, so...

And what brings you two to Akumal?

And what time does the bus leave?

And with the phone. I'm so sorry.

And you continue to know.

And you have a head injury.

And you know, even if it's just for you to know, right?

And you're kinda in the danger zone, so

Apologies for my pace.

Are you good? Uh huh.

Are you okay?

Are you okay? [laughs]

Are you still with me?

As a couple.

As they will get you everything you need.

As you may have heard, the Frias have a vengeful side,

At 5:30 in the morning, and we know that they had this

At the end of the week?

Be you, buddy.

Beatriz's youngest son.

Because after the hurricane,

Because he died from a flesh eating virus

Because I don't wanna I don't wanna, like, be

Because I've never taken a picture of it.

Because otherwise, what is the fucking point?

Because Ted is a big Elvis fan.

Before I got any evidence. Mm.

Between the American tourism industry and gluttony?

Bien.

Both: Cheers!

Both: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Brutal honesty, please.

Bullshit, but yeah, let's go talk to them.

But doesn't want to spend it with me, so...

But everybody knows.

But he threw it all away.

But here I am, you know, 'cause love.

But his body is so badly mutilated,

But I don't think it's likely what are you doing?

But I guess it was a he.

But I know my vote doesn't really count.

But I think you're good.

But if you look up photos of Oceana Vista,

But if you want to do something together

But it was Orelliano's only daughter, Beatriz Frias,

But it's definitely not Sam and clearly not Violet.

But missing skateboard fuck.

But the big, big fish eat the little fish.

But the storm washed everything away

But then she doesn't text him again until 4:00 a.m.

But they didn't know each other.

But they were out of horses, so I got a mule named Esdel.

But this is not what I wanted.

But we also spend the week reevaluating our marriage

But what is the difference between turning it in now

But you seemed distracted, and then there was all

But, like, an off brand Santa's

By 10:00, so...

By a yellow snake? No, no, I do not.

By really asking ourselves,

Can can I can I go?

Can I charge this in here?

Can I get a Sapporo, large?

Can I help you find your room?

Can we leave?

Can you hold my backpack? Yeah.

Can you move?

Combining pashmina wool and henequen fiber,

Come aboard.

Come here.

Come here.

Come on, come on.

Come on! Let's get fuckin' nuts.

Come on. Don't be fucking stupid.

Come over here. Oh, Jesus.

Complements from my private distillery, Frias Añejo.

Cool, say hi to the professor fucker for me.

Cool. All right, yeah.

Cuidado.

Detroit.

Did I do something? Did I say something that upset you?

Did you find your skateboard?

Did you replace it?

Did you use my glue?

Do we have him? This is not it.

Do we still make each other happy?

Do you have an outlet for this?

Do you wanna leave? No.

Do you wanna take my measurement? Hmm?

Does the phrase, "Don't fuck with the yellow snake

Does this person look familiar to you?

Doesn't mean anything, really.

Dolphins in captivity are, like,

Don't feel pressured to agree with Jan or Sam.

Don't fuck with the yellow snake.

Drop the phone.

Eh, cocktails?

El autobús? Mm hmm.

Emma, oh, my God.

Emma!

Estoy caliente.

Even better than Beatriz.

Everything's fine.

For any meals if we don't want to.

Four noses. However, there is this

Frias is an empire. It's not only clothes.

Frias is everywhere, and everywhere is better for it.

From Baltasar's room,

From the resort, Violet Thompson,

From the suit the governor put on as he was sworn in,

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fucking God damn it.

Get in that fuckin' pool!

Get in the closet. Get in the closet.

Gimme that phone! Stop!

Give it to me. I can't.

Give me the phone.

Give us his name.

Give us one name.

Glad you're here. Thanks for having us.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Go, go, go! Okay!

Golf clubs.

Gracias, muchas gracias. Mm hmm.

Gracias.

Gracias. Hola, hola.

Hanna, what do you say?

Hanna, you wanna hit the pool?

Happy anniversary.

Hasn't been here in quince años.

Have fun, but be safe, but have fun.

Have you ever, like, texted anybody like that?

He completely disappeared. Gone.

He doesn't have a shirt on. I don't think

He doesn't want people to know he's a Frías,

He goes by Peniche.

He hung up.

He knows something, and I know that he knows something,

He was a hunted man and a liar.

He was a master tailor, the best there ever was.

He was skateboarding and crashed into a palm tree,

He's following us. He's following us.

He's gone.

Hello?

Hello? Security?

Here, knock yourself out.

Here.

Hey, Emma. Hey, where are you?

Hey, guys, I swear we're invited.

Hey, it's so good. It's you're so good.

Hey, man, I think you have my board.

Hey, no, no, no.

Hey, so what the fuck?

Hey, so, uh, what do you say

Hey, um,

Hey!

Hey! Drop the phone!

Hey.

Him, and his mom, and his dad, and his girlfriend went

His corpse is, like, unidentifiable.

His room was painted yellow like Izamal

Hmm? [chuckles]

Hola. [panting]

Holy shit.

How are you feeling? I'm okay.

How did you sleep last night?

How is that possible?

How much did you have to drink last night?

How's my glue job holding up?

Huh.

Huh. Well, this just got

Hybrid poisonous, four nosed yellow snake.

I I I I got this. Right?

I I don't know.

I am inexperienced in the head department."

I am so sorry. No, it's fine.

I am worried about you. Okay, well, great.

I believe he's out there somewhere.

I belly flopped.

I bet she's cheating on him. Oh.

I can help you? Uh, no, that's it.

I can't think of anything more awful.

I can't, like, get it to Hm.

I didn't sleep that great actually.

I don't Hey, Sam,

I don't know, are you?

I don't know. I put it here.

I don't know. I think I'm just tired.

I don't see you. God damn it.

I don't think everything has to have a deeper meaning.

I don't think this card gets us up to the penthouse.

I don't want a lecture. Just please move on.

I feel very cared for. Oh, don't do that.

I feel weird straddling you. Yeah.

I get to keep the dog though.

I got it. All right, well, look.

I got it. I got it.

I got you something too, but it's in the room.

I had to book this on Amex points,

I have no idea how to even approach that conversation,

I have to send an email to my professor.

I have, like, a big head. Mm hmm.

I hear myself saying "penis" a lot

I interviewed Baltasar Frias.

I just got out of a long term relationship, though...

I just need to eat something, I think.

I just wanted you to know the..

I like them. I don't think I like 'em. I don't

I like this. [chuckles]

I love you. Love you too.

I mean, it itches a little, but...

I mean, look at me.

I mean, maybe we should be heeding the warning

I mean, putting my number in your phone

I met a guy.

I need a towel. [groans]

I put it back in the bag.

I suggest you stay on it.

I swear, this was easier when you guys brought it in.

I think the Frias family owns the resort.

I think we just fucked with the yellow snake.

I think we need to go and talk to someone in the Frias world.

I think we should be following our instincts.

I think you do know.

I think you may have picked it up by acc

I think you need it more than I do.

I think your problem is that you're just always tired.

I thought

I thought they said "Estelle." I thought it was a her,

I thought we were each gonna do our own thing,

I used to play hockey in high school,

I vote Jet Ski. Jan?

I want to get answers. I'm gonna bring some closure.

I was thinking maybe we could take a little trip tomorrow.

I went horseback riding on the beach,

I win.

I won't bother you again.

I would've run to the hospital.

I...love this dress.

I'll bet you I'll bet you 20 bucks,

I'll even get two. Oh.

I'll explain it later. I just...

I'm going to turn, and I'm not gettin' a whole lot.

I'm gonna superglue your head back together, so

I'm imprisoned here for the rest

I'm not gonna tell them anything.

I'm okay, I'm okay. I'm okay, I'm okay.

I'm pretty sure that I saw them

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay. Yep.

I'm sorry. Jesus, you can't

I'm still an apprentice.

I'm sure it'll turn up.

I'm Violet.

I've been doing some research. All right, all right.

If that's a thing, but, like,

In a fucking abandoned elevator shaft!

In case you die, I can erase any evidence.

In real danger at all. Come here I've been doing

In the morning, right?

Into the history of the peninsula.

Is a little sticky." What?

Is it because I didn't like your drawings?

Is it? No, no, it's good.

Is she okay? Are you okay?

Is there anyone I can call?

Is up with this yellow snake.

It belonged to Sam Lawford,

It broke. It broke your tooth?

It doesn't hurt or anything. When did this happen?

It has four noses."

It has four noses" mean anything to you?

It just is uh,

It looks like Sam and Violet did know each other.

It totally does. Okay,

It was a mosquito. In your mouth?

It was the first thing I...

It's a little flow chart about how detectives

It's a three hour time difference.

It's dead end after dead end after dead end

It's everything. Politics, real estate, you know?

It's fine, but I just...

It's fine. Noah,

It's good for you to have. That's a that's a me.

It's got four noses. Hmm?

It's got, like, a brightly colored

It's like I travel by jet,

It's not like they get

It's nothing substantial. Yet.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's our ten year anniversary.

It's pathetic.

It's really good.

It's sturdier than stitches.

It's the 23rd. Oh, my God.

It's too expensive to do both.

It's, like, a skull. Like, a

Janny girl on the back of a Jet Ski,

Jet skiing was too dangerous but...

Just a bite. No, thank you.

Just always keep your eyes ahead.

Just by looking at a photo?

Just give us his name.

Just in case he's on his way back up here to kill us

Just jonesing on your cool.

Just one.

Just the neck's just kinda tight.

Keep the fuck up? [laughter]

Keep walking, keep walking,

Keep walking, keep walking, keep walking.

Kind of riding on it, so... What?

Kind of thought you liked dicks.

La pubertad del matrimonio.

Lazy river? Yeah.

Let me just

Let them handle it?

Let's go find your skateboard. Come on.

Let's go fucking get her. We're gonna talk, I mean

Let's go.

Like some sort of penis tree.

Like, all porny. I know, I don't think

Like, both of your names being Ted?

Like, these, like, butt no?

Look at that guy just took our picture.

Look at that.

Look, Em, your teeth are falling out

Look, look. You see?

Look, why don't we just look up Sam and Violet's parents

Lost my sense of smell.

Love a good pool, though.

Make you feel under pressure to do anything.

May I offer you a drink?

Maybe check out some ruins or a cenote.

Maybe if you come a little bit closer, please.

Maybe you're right. Maybe they're two horny teens

Meet in lobby?"

Merry Christmas, kiddo.

Might kind of just connect us more, but

Mine's out of battery.

Mistreated and super depressed.

Mr. and Mrs. Reed! So good to see you again.

Must have taken it." Okay, security.

My aunties would be like,

My dad's in the upgrade.

My friend made it for me.

My guy. You don't need, like,

Nice.

No note, no nothing. Gone, gone, gone.

No rush.

No work, no stress, no regrets.

No, but you know what?

No, hang on, hang on, hang on.

No, it's not looking too good.

No, never mind. What?

No, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no. Go, go, go, go.

No, no, stay, stay! Ah hey!

No, no. [speaks Spanish]

No, uh, my wife died a year ago,

No!

No.

No. No, no, no.

Noah, you can't be drinking. You aren't?

Noah. [laughing]

Not even a little bit, or maybe I did who the fuck is that?

Not for tourist.

Now here's where things start getting really fucking crazy

Now I have more gray than Gray Ted.

Now we're cooking with gas.

Now, later that day, this other guest

Now, on Christmas night, right, the following night,

Octopus is an intelligent animal.

Of a more serious brain injury.

Of black mold, so we should get out of here.

Of dumb shit for love.

Of her professors, so I guess it was just, like,

Of Sam and Violet, and then we've cracked it.

Of tailors, clothiers, and designers

Oh, and that's it?

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, fuck! What, what, is it bad?

Oh, geez.

Oh, man. There's so much weird, like, smeg in here.

Oh, my God, stay there!

Oh, my God, your head is like a black hole for pain.

Oh, my God! Okay. Okay. Wow.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. All right.

Oh, my God. [laughs]

Oh, my God. [line trilling]

Oh, my God. Are you okay?

Oh, my God. Go, go run!

Oh, my God. It's so long.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Fuck.

Oh, shit. Okay, hey watch out!

Oh, there's a map.

Oh, you said it was like,

Oh, you're not kidding? No.

Oh!

Oh! What the fuck? Aah!

Oh. Okay, hold on.

Oh. [groans] Ew.

Oh. What the ?

Okay oh, Jesus "It felt pretty deep."

Okay, ah, no.

Okay, here's our first photo. Ready?

Okay, I can, like, feel the judgment,

Okay, I wanna take a picture.

Okay, look, um...

Okay, not digging that.

Okay, okay, okay. [groans]

Okay, put that there.

Okay, so how's it look?

Okay, so remind me what we're doing here again.

Okay, thank you.

Okay, there we go. [sighs]

Okay, you know what I think?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Thank you.

Oliver invited me to the staff Christmas party.

On a sign at the Oceana Vista last night.

On a small napkin. I don't know how to read it.

On December 27, 2007,

On my girlfriend's phone.

On the 26th. Yeah.

On the correlation

On the house.

One of those hats today.

One, two, three, smile.

One, two, three. Push!

Ooh.

Ooh. All right, that's a whole lot

Or are you just gonna It's a little late for that,

Or I'm gonna get a fucking face tattoo.

Or maybe you. [laughter]

Or the alcohol that's more damaging to my brain.

Otherwise, what's the point?

Out here takin' risks. [laughs]

Ow, ow, ow, my leg, my leg. Are you okay?

Particular Yucatecan thing,

Pick up your phone. [phone buzzing]

Pick up your phone. Pick up your phone.

Please don't look at me like that.

Please?

Probably turn these into the police.

Push push when I say "push," on three.

Put the 9 down.

Really has four noses. Yeah.

Regarding an old case. Silverio Narro

Right here.

Right there.

Right there.

Sam goes to bed, everything's normal,

Sam!

San Diego. Ah.

Seriously? Okay.

Sharing a hotel room with my parents,

She created unique collections

She has no idea I know, and I haven't broken up

She sent him all these apology texts.

She will get herself killed.

She'll be fine.

She's apparently been cheating on me with one

Shit, I'm sorry.

Shitty, and you kind of feel like you're gonna die

Since the hurricane.

Situation.

So how do you like the Is that you?

So I don't know. I guess it's possible

So I think that that's the thread

So I think you do know that it's him,

So I'm hoping that means that I just have

So is this a store or a museum?

So much, but now I get it.

So out of shape.

So that's a person of interest.

So we just gotta go up there.

So we should have you in Cancun in two hours.

So we're the perverts. Yeah.

So what exactly are you doing here?

So what if they were in his room?

So what you got on today, Pops?

So your repeating yourself might be a sign

So, Squirt,

Some say he changed his identity

Some weird ass nun. Not digging this one.

Something earlier while you were in the shower,

Sometimes it's just kinda fun to hit shit.

Son of a...

Sorry about that. No.

Sorry I, uh, forgot to put deodorant on,

Sorry if this ruined your plans.

Sorry, sorry. Sorry, little kids.

Sorry.

Sorry. I don't know why I'm telling you this right now.

Sorry. Thank you.

Spanning four generations in the Yucatan.

Stay as long as you need.

Stay right here.

Stay there, stay there. Don't move.

Stop! I don't care... You stop!

Such a sleep shamer.

Take my picture. Get your camera out.

Terrarium. Oh.

Than following your crazy white wife around.

Than it was when the bed arrived.

Thank you so much for your help.

Thank you.

Thanks? Um I don't know why I said that.

That belongs to this missing kid.

That he caught from swimming in that doo doo water.

That is the dumbest thing! I didn't go inside.

That it sharpened out.

That none of that matters at all

That people are gonna read your texts.

That Sam and Violet could have crossed with this, like,

That sea is just teemin' with turds.

That stitched the iconic Frias label

That we should be pulling. Well, I don't know.

That you're standing next to him.

That's a crack in the case! Well, okay oh.

That's a lot of information.

That's Baltasar Frías.

That's Baltasar, right? Yeah.

That's definitely guano.

That's gonna help us.

That's Sam and Violet!

That's Sam's bloody... Oh, God, okay.

That's the girlfriend. Oh.

That's whatever.

The bar is already closed for Christmas.

The bed looks fine.

The Frias are the big fish. Where is he now?

The Frias' homeland. Oh, my God.

The morning after, December 26, 2007,

The Oceana Vista.

The, uh, buffet is open for another half hour,

Then I then I do.

Then you will see him.

There are few greater pleasures in life than a good hotel bed.

There is a conflict between the Frias and the resort.

There is another floor.

There's a little ladder. No, we're not! No, no!

There's no explanation.

There's nothing substantial yet.

There's tons of deleted messages.

There's, like, all these buttons on the...

These are square and...

They call me Gray Ted. No.

They can't even determine what it is that killed him,

They can't figure out who it is.

They don't get rings around them

They used to call me Young Ted.

They were here.

They're gonna fuck in either of their parents' rooms.

This guy in the suit, right? He's gotta know something.

This guy's room tomorrow, don't you?

This is they weren't here. The photo wasn't taken here.

This is driving me crazy. Let me just

This is the eighth floor, but I swear I counted nine.

This morning. That must be his room.

This naked dead guy washes up on the shore,

This once in a century hurricane comes along

This phone belonged to a kid

This photo to his room, which is yellow, right?

Throughout the region as the king of henequen fiber.

To a drinking contest. It I'm I'm spinning.

To an abandoned resort in Mexico alone at night?

To have actually found something, right?

To investigate these disappearances,

To me, this seems totally normal.

To not fuck with them.

To run around in an abandoned resort,

To see if we want to stay married.

To take your measurement?

To this resort called the Oceana Vista.

Todos? Okay uh, gracias.

Trust me, this thing is gonna fuck with your head.

Turn off your light.

Uh, oh, fuck. Yeah, um, just hold on.

Uh, rashes and fun stuff.

Uh, this is not a yellow room.

Uh, went swimming in these waters,

Um What kind of conflict?

Um, Sam and Violet went to go get Sam's skateboard

Um, why what the fuck am I looking at?

Um...

Um...

Um...is that his room?

Until now.

Until this,

Vacation from the kids?

Versus turning it in right before we leave

Violet's room is so much nicer than Sam's.

Volume wise. Shut up, please.

Wait a sec. Does that say

Wait, how can you tell that someone's cheating

Wait, okay. Let's go.

Wanna fool around?

Was also reported missing,

Watch out, watch out!

Way darker.

We are officially fucking with that yellow snake.

We came up an elevator shaft, so...

We could take a selfie.

We don't have to leave the resort

We don't talk about him much.

We found the boy's skateboard in Baltasar's bedroom.

We go this way. Right.

We just missed that storm,

We know that they were in someone else's room

We need to do, or, before you start,

We need to find Baltasar.

We shouldn't be reading this.

We will be at 21 years.

We, like, ditch all of our friends here

We'll buy that dress. Yeah.

We're going to therapy.

We've never been to.

Weird obsession with a yellow snake.

Well, guess we'll never see each other.

Well, you can relax now.

What about tonight?

What an image, huh?

What are you doing? Hey!

What do we do?

What do we do? What do we do?

What do you mean, what is the point?

What does that say? 286.

What does this mean?

What happened to you, Sam?

What I think it says? Is that

What if what if what if what if what if

What the fuck is he doing here?

What the fuck is this place?

What the fuck?

What we should do is

What we're doing is, we always have a good time,

What were you saying?

What's this?

When all this went down? He lived there.

When do you leave?

When I saw you at the pool.

When she was crowned Miss Universe.

When you're in there, so maybe

Where I'm not sure if it's the jet lag

Where the hell were they?

Where we could find him now?

Where's my bag? I think you left it outside.

Which does have four noses, but is not yellow.

Which one of these guys is Baltasar Frias.

Who created the fashion empire.

Who hooked up on vacation,

Who I am.

Who was this 22 year old college kid from San Diego,

Who we are.

Who went missing down here 15 years ago.

Who you texting?

Whoa, hey. Did you check the trash folder?

Whoa, hey. Ooh, watch out.

Whoa. [laughs]

Why are you being such a dick then?

Why didn't you say anything? Well, I was gonna say

With a rare yellow snake with four noses.

With her yet because we've been together so long,

With this phone, which is, you know,

Wow. Just make it sense, please.

Yeah, just there you go. Once we get it rollin'...

Yeah, sorry.

Yeah, thanks. [whispers] Pleasure.

Yeah, that is that is not a happy couple.

Yeah, this is it.

Yeah, yes.

Yeah, you know, I'm at this point in my life

Yeah? I I'll do that. Thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Go low. Go lower. Okay.

Yeah. You dance. I got it. Yeah.

Yellow door. Yep.

Yellow room and match it to the last photo

Yes yes, thank you. Muchas gracias.

Yes, I have worked in so many resorts.

Yes, it's when the real love begins.

Yes, that's perfect. Thank you.

Yes. Oh, my God!

Yin and yang, so why not plan for these things

You are such an idiot.

You become who you will be.

You can do it.

You can't fuck with it. Yeah, and see if it

You could hang back, take a whack at your balls.

You don't know what it is. Oh, no.

You don't say. I must take this.

You guys can cozy up on another?

You guys could Jet Ski together.

You know, Emma, I think I'm gonna buy myself

You know, I never really understood why people like golf

You know, like, one of those, uh those Panama hats.

You know, nothing's more dangerous

You know, so I can check in on you?

You know, there's a couple of photos

You know? It's just a drawing.

You know...

You should let me keep the phone.

You swim with the depressed dolphins,

You wanna dance?

You wanna meet at the iguana painting?

You wanna take the tour?

You won't be too jet lagged? Oh, wow.

You're cool to go in and then I'm

You're in paradise.

You're on vacation.

"Four noses." Yeah.

"Guano is a chief resource of the Wachati."

"Ha ha, yeah, that was fun."

"I can't tonight. Tomorrow?"

"Not here, just checked."

"Pasaje"?

"That sucks. I suppose we were a bit distracted."

"That's so weird. I think someone stole it."

"Where are you?

"Yeah, it was hard not to gag."

[as Ace Ventura] "Guano, that sounds familiar."

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] Good start.

[chuckles] The puberty of marriage.

[chuckling]

[clears throat]

[exhales] Were you holding your breath?

[exhales] Must be I've been told

[gags] You okay?

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps] Ohh! No, no.

[gasps] Yeah.

[giggles]

[groaning]

[groans, panting]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans] Just to put it on your radar.

[groans] Okay, yep. I think I got it.

[grunting]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts] You ready?

[hisses]

[humming]

[inhales sharply, exhales] Ooh.

[inhales sharply]

[laughing] Stop.

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs] I mean, it's not that bad.

[laughs] Oh!

[laughs] We have a date tonight.

[laughs] You think you can

[laughs] Ew.

[laughs] I belly flopped so bad!

[laughs] It just looks like a big dick.

[laughs] No, no, no, no heroin.

[laughs] Oh, wow!

[laughs] Sorry?

[laughs] Yeah, actually I do.

[panting softly]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting] Too many steps.

[pants softly] Okay.

[retching]

[scoffs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[singing in Spanish]

[singing in Spanish]

[sniffing]

[snores]

[snoring softly]

[softly] Come on. Let's go. Come on.

[speaking Spanish]

[speaking Spanish]

[speaking Spanish]

[speaking Spanish]

[speaking Spanish]

[speaking Spanish]

[speaking Spanish] Okay, gracias.

[thickly] I think he broke my nose.

[whispering] I think hey.

[whispering] Oh, my God.

[whispering] Oh, my God.

[whispers] Punta Venado. Anything else

[whistles]

[yells]

* Can't you feel it? * * Yes, I feel it *

* Can't you feel it? * * Yes, I feel it *

* Can't you feel it? * Yeah.

* Can't you feel that rhythm right under your feet? *

* Days dissolving through my mind *

* Five o'clock *

* Gonna make a hole in your head *

* I love her *

* I wake up every morning *

* I was thinkin' *

* It may seem funny *

* Love's a surprise to me *

* Out of the galaxy *

* So remember *

* That you'd rather be dead *

* Till I run with you *

* To each other *

* Too much loving *

* Too much loving *

* Too much loving * * Too much loving *

* Too much loving * * You find out, baby *

* Well, you rise up early to work all day *

* When we touch * * Yes, I feel it *

* Whoa, baby * * Yeah *

* Whoa, I love you so much * * Yes, I feel it *

* Yeah, yeah *

15 years.

A lot of my gay friends used to have girlfriends.

A member of the Frias family used to work at the resort.

A tooth fell out, Noah. That's not good...

Aah! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Aah! [grunts]

About that. Well, I

Absolutely not.

Ah, ah! [laughs]

Ah, God. If this was a horror movie,

Ah! Whoa whoa whoa!

Ah! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Ah! [gasps]

Ah! [laughs]

Ahh! Whoo hoo hoo hoo!

Ahh.

All inclusive.

All right, all right. Hang on.

All right, back to business.

All right, I'm ready.

All right, just don't challenge him

All right, keep goin'. Okay.

All right, well, Em, that's as high as the stairs go.

All right! [speaking Spanish]

All right.

All right.

All right.

American? Wow.

And also potentially gonna throw up a little bit.

And also potentially sprained my neck.

And having Caucasian adventure time.

And smile!

And take this,

And that's Luna. Yeah.

And then she doesn't respond. That's so weird.

And then the next seven years was Memphis

And these windows have arches

And to adventure and gluttony.

And what if there are no answers?

And why would I think that?

Anyway, and I went for a ride in a spaceship.

Are we in real danger?

Are you okay oh. Okay.

Are you okay, sir? Yeah, yeah.

Are you serious? Yeah, it was a good deal.

Are you serious? Yeah.

Are you sure? Yeah, yeah.

Are you sure? Yeah.

At least your drink is helping with the pain.

ATV friends. Hi.

Aw, you okay, Sammy boy?

Aw.

Baltasar Frías.

Baltasar!

Baltasar.

Baltasar. Thank you.

Be careful.

Because you have to assume

But what if we want to?

Bye.

Caesar.

Can I have my bag, please?

Can I see it?

Come here.

Come here. You should see this.

Come on!

Come on.

Did you hear that?

Directions to the Christmas dance party tonight.

Do we? Okay.

Do you have an appointment?

Do you think he might be gay?

Do you wanna get nuts?

Does it come in a cool thermos?

Does it ever get weird with,

Does the name Baltasar Frias mean anything to you?

Don't get your hopes too high because there's not

Don't go there. Do not go there. Okay.

Don't look at me. But that's a possibility.

Don't look for me. Don't look for me. Shit!

Don't worry about it.

Don't you miss it?

Eat the eat the past?

Eh, is there a difference?

Emma, we are tourists here! We are not detectives!

Emma?

Emma? Emma? Oh, God. Oh, my God.

Emma. Yeah.

Everybody calm down!

Ew... Okay, all right, maybe

For you. Thank you.

Frias is everywhere.

Frias is the yellow snake.

Fuck it. Wanna just go to the party?

Fuck. Did we get the key?

Fuck. What the fuck?

Get over here. Sorry, Dad.

Get right there.

Give me that.

Glued skull. So that's that, okay.

Go, run! Oh, oh, okay.

God, that's so sweet. Is there alcohol in that?

Good evening, sir.

Good for her. Good for him.

Good, because before the police get a chance

Good? Good.

Gracias.

Great, sushi at 9:00.

Great. But be safe.

Guilty, so anyway, this year,

Hang on. Yeah, but you went

Hanna banan [sighs]

Hanna, try to enjoy yourself.

Have fun. Merry Christmas.

Have you ever heard the phrase,

He has a girlfriend, Carl.

Hello, everybody! Hello.

Hello. [gasps]

Here you go. [pouring]

Here, just keep pressure on it, okay?

Hey, Dad. What's this, Violet?

Hey, do you know anything

Hey, how you doing? Oh, yeah.

Hey, how's your neck?

Hey, I have some water. Here.

Hey, Raul? Huh?

Hey, salud! [laughter]

Hey, Santa's here!

Hey, stop! Stop, stop. Stop it!

Hey, thanks.

Hey, um, wait, does this

Hey, who's Illán Iberra?

Hey, you get commissions?

Hey, you gotta work on that one.

Hey, you look like Indiana Jones.

Hey, you wanna dance?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! [groans]

Hey! Sam!

Hey.

Hey. Nice to meet you, Sam.

Hey. Oh, my goodness.

Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hi, friends. How are you?

Hi, hello. My name is...Maya Ruins,

Hi, Luna.

Hi! Oh, this is my friend Sam.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Mr. and Mrs. Reed, welcome.

Hi. Sam!

His room number. He was staying there

Hmm? I wanna go

Hola.

Hola.

Hola. Welcome to Oceana.

Holy shit.

Holy shit. He was our prime suspect.

Hot turdy for the dirty turkeys.

How was your flight? It was great.

How will we get outta here? [grunts] Ow!

Huh? Nothing. Never mind.

Huh.

I yeah.

I can handle one drink.

I can just tell.

I can't believe I did that. And I just didn't wanna

I did not give up.

I did not sign up for this shit.

I didn't go alone. The cab driver was there.

I don't know though. I think you should

I don't know why I said it like that.

I don't know, I mean, I've honestly never

I don't know.

I don't know. [indistinct]

I don't know. He might.

I don't know. What the...

I don't understand what that yeah.

I don't understand. Let me show you.

I don't want a lecture right now.

I feel alive!

I found that phone in the jungle yesterday,

I found your board.

I got it, I got it, I got it.

I got you. I got you.

I gotta I can't move with it.

I gotta show you something. I should not have had

I guess we try to find the board, right?

I have no idea.

I heard about that. I'm sorry.

I just I don't know why you won't...

I just saw a picture of a penis

I know she'd want you to have it.

I know this.

I know, 'cause you took out the SIM card.

I know, I know, yeah. I didn't think they'd be,

I know.

I know. Okay.

I left it by the pool.

I left it out there. Thank you.

I like my life the fish, the boat.

I like that positive attitude.

I like your room. Thank you.

I love your top. ¿Cómo?

I mean, a Jet Ski does actually sound pretty fun.

I mean, look, people do all sorts

I mean, that's your proof.

I need to get my bag. Let's just get outta here.

I suggested the hospital.

I swear, this door is smaller than the standard size.

I think I may be concussed. Oh, fuck.

I think I'm too drunk for this. Oh, my God.

I think that can be arranged.

I think that's a really great idea.

I think you do, because I think

I think you need to go to the hospital.

I took out the SIM card in that

I was just taking a little peek.

I, um

I, um...

I'd like that.

I'd try that banana.

I'm almost done.

I'm calling the police.

I'm Emma.

I'm going to climb No, hey, no.

I'm going to climb up. We're not climbing

I'm gonna figure it out.

I'm gonna get us another drink.

I'm gonna have a little snack.

I'm gonna swim with the dolphins.

I'm gonna try not to do that

I'm just kidding. We'll sleep together tonight.

I'm Noah, by the way.

I'm okay, thanks.

I'm okay.

I'm Sam.

I'm sorry. I don't

I'm starting to forget things.

I'm trying to get evidence right now.

I've never been hit in the face before.

If you cross the yellow snake, it sniff you out

If you had shown that to me,

If you look up photos of the Frias family

In here. Come on, come on.

In success it's gonna look like this one.

In two days, then home.

Is Caesar taking good care of you?

Is someone here?

Is someone really calling? What the hell?

Is that a clue?

Is the air even on? Full blast.

Is there any, like, sanitation process

Is this is this Baltasar Frias?

It fell out, or you went snooping in my purse?

It happened last night at the, um at the pool.

It really doesn't hurt as much as it looks like it would.

It says here that the Frias is a dynasty

It tastes like a Band Aid.

It wasn't funny. It hurt.

It's a part of the tooth. The way you're acting

It's a tooth. It's my tooth.

It's all been taken care of.

It's all good. We're here.

It's all right. I think I completely

It's an end of an umbrella

It's better to eat the past.

It's fine. * Everything is fine *

It's gonna be fine though. I'll be right back.

It's hard. Jet Skis or bananas?

It's just a lot of information

It's mostly rumors.

It's nice. Thank you!

It's okay, it's okay. Hello, strangers.

It's okay, it's okay. Oops, sorry, sorry.

It's okay.

It's okay. Okay, it's okay.

It's one tooth. At all.

It's only like ten feet.

It's Raul, right? Oh, yeah, yes.

It's teemin' with doo doo. [laughs]

It's your Christmas present. Aw.

Izamal legend tells of Orelliano Frias' encounter

Janny and I on one.

Jesus, I'm like a manatee.

Jesus. Okay.

Jet Skis or banana boat?

Just admiring your cool.

Just gonna pinch her shut. [wound sloshing]

Keep close! Let's roll out!

Keep your bra on. Come on!

Kind of, yeah, what, do you think I'm cheating on you?

Last I heard, he had a [speaking Spanish]

Leave me alone, kid.

Let's dance. Okay.

Let's run.

Let's see. Can I see?

Like, it's, like, off putting.

Like, what's going on with you?

Look, look, look. Okay, no, no, no.

Luna! [speaking Spanish]

Man, creepy Santa keeps getting creepier.

Marriage is technically a contract.

Maybe a little jet lag.

Maybe it, like, came from a tree.

Maybe. The time stamp here is 5:30

Memories of Carl and his...

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas. [laughs]

Miss what?

Mm hmm? You won't see

Mm hmm. But they do not have

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Sure.

Mm. The marriage of what?

Mmm.

Mom's car.

Morning, folks.

My dad did it.

My whole life.

No one.

No way. Yeah, I think it is

No, actually black mold does kill.

No, because that's what makes them seem so guilty.

No, because you're on pain meds,

No, but...

No, he did a great job.

No, I don't have it. Shoot, my bag.

No, I don't think so. Okay, no.

No, I'm doing a swish and spit I'm goin'

No, it's my mom's. She died last year.

No, my book's in there. Forget the bag.

No, no, I don't. I just

No, no, like the glue job itself is really scary.

No, no, no, it's fine.

No, no, no, no, Beans comes with me.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. Come on. What? Stop.

No, no, no. Wait, wait.

No, no!

No, no. [all cheering]

No, on Christmas Eve? Paper due.

No, that's a lot of blood.

No, we don't need to be googling how detectives work.

No, you don't have to No, no, no, no good.

No, you know, the banana boat looks fun.

No! [grunts]

No.

No.

No.

No. And we were just what?

No. Dad.

No. Don't be lame, Emma.

No. For your own good.

No. Oh, my God, stop.

No. Okay.

No. [gasps]

No. [scoffs] But I've had it done before.

No. Are you kidding me? No!

No. What are you talking about?

Noah, move on. Just fuckin' talk.

Noah!

Noah!

Not here.

Oh, 15 years ago? [mouthing]

Oh, 450,000 pesos. So that then, what is that?

Oh, and do we still surprise each other?

Oh, boy. Em?

Oh, damn it. Hold it! Ahh!

Oh, even heroin? Sorry?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God. Sh

Oh, good. Thanks.

Oh, great.

Oh, I knew that we would be friends

Oh, I thought you stepped in something,

Oh, it's an underwear brand. Oh, no.

Oh, it's gorgeous.

Oh, it's okay. Sorry.

Oh, it's pretty. Wow.

Oh, jeez.

Oh, Jesus. Okay, really?

Oh, maybe stick with the Philadelphia roll.

Oh, my God, that's so good. Um, an appointment?

Oh, my God, yeah. He loves his cat.

Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. "I'm sorry I left

Oh, my God. Well, I mean,

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh, no, no.

Oh, no! We gotta hide! Noah!

Oh, no. Oh, my God.

Oh, no. Yeah.

Oh, no. You can't drink this.

Oh, of course, we'll be here. She's a lot of fun.

Oh, oh, yeah, I see that.

Oh, oh, yeah? Something seem a little off to you?

Oh, okay, so, like, why don't you fuck with the yellow snake?

Oh, okay, thank you. Oh, is she all right?

Oh, Oliver, you are a dream. See you there.

Oh, please, go that way.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Do you hear the music?

Oh, so they hooked up right away?

Oh, that looks horrible.

Oh, that's Frias.

Oh, that's okay. This is great.

Oh, that's the snake! Frias was known

Oh, the yellow snake. You see?

Oh, these archways.

Oh, we separate and life goes on.

Oh, we're getting there. Mm hmm.

Oh, what are you Just stop it.

Oh, what gay men do you know?

Oh, whoa, whoa. Hang on.

Oh, wow. I want it.

Oh, yeah, let me just

Oh, yeah. Thanks, Ma.

Oh, yes. That's Oceana Vista, yes.

Oh, you don't think that she's the one who killed him?

Oh, you want to?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Here's what I know.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh. Okay. [laughs]

Okay, "Did it dry yet?" Um, "Yeah, but my hair

Okay, all right. Like, more blood to lose,

Okay, all right. Okay.

Okay, all right. That's right.

Okay, and we just gotta figure out

Okay, are you okay? Yeah, I'm great.

Okay, can we get two more shots of tequila, please?

Okay, Dad. Do your thing.

Okay, fucking banana boat.

Okay, hang on tight!

Okay, have you done that before, or?

Okay, he's still behind us.

Okay, here we go first text.

Okay, I did not I did not like that at all,

Okay, maybe, but it feels like there's a lot in it.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Go, go, go, out.

Okay, so here's something I found.

Okay, so how are we getting out?

Okay, so many questions already.

Okay, so then maybe it's a commentary

Okay, so they do have yellow vipers here.

Okay, so we just have to match

Okay, thanks.

Okay, that sounds absolutely terrifying.

Okay, then what is it?

Okay, they said it's the best so you have to try it.

Okay, well, be safe.

Okay, well, maybe they just ran off together.

Okay, well, what are your instincts telling you?

Okay, where's that detective's boat?

Okay, yeah, sure. It's okay?

Okay, yeah.

Okay, yeah. Right.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. [indistinct]

Okay. Okay, I'm still

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Yellow room.

Okay. I got a couple.

Okay. Weird, but thank you.

Okay... Get in the closet.

Oli!

Ooh, I can't wait to get in the pool.

Ooh, what happened?

Ooh! Oh, sorry!

Ooh! Um

Opened his mouth, got a turd in there.

Ow, son of a

Ow!

Ow. Oh, yeah oh, my God.

Pat Cridel. Pat Cri

Peniche? He change his name.

Pools are wonderful. Yeah, I like pools.

Pretty good, huh?

Proportionately to the rest of my body,

Puberty of marriage. Okay.

Punta Venado. [whispers] Punta Venado.

Raul!

Ready?

Really? Uh huh.

Right, so why don't we just see where this leads us?

Right, so worst case scenario,

Sam, I know you're a Jet Ski guy.

Sam, right? Yeah.

Sam!

Seriously?

She says, "Don't fuck with the yellow snake.

She was like, "Oh, manatees, ahh!"

She would like to buy La Reina de la Que Va.

She's joking. It was a bad joke.

Shh.

Shikaka...

Shit, okay.

Shit, where'd my skateboard go?

Shit.

Shit.

Should we be reading this? Yeah, of course we should.

Slow down!

Slow the fuck down, bro!

So every seven years, we'll pick a vacation spot

So the first time, we went to Laos.

So what should we do first?

So... now what?

Some say he's dead.

Something's not right.

Somewhere here.

Sorry no. Is it

Sorry! Oh, Lord Jesus!

Sorry.

Speed up?

Stay clear please. Stay clear of the door.

Straight to oral. Yeah.

Sure. 10:30?

Sweet.

Take the tour, then.

Take your shirt off. Okay.

Ten years? Yeah.

Thank you sorry, sorry.

Thank you, gracias.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. [winces]

Thanks.

Thanks. Thank you.

Thanks. Yeah.

That hurts.

That is totally you, right?

That sounds about right.

That turned out pretty good, I think.

That'd be fun.

That's 22,000 U.S. dollars.

That's 450,000 pesos.

That's a situation I'd be completely unprepared for.

That's a you. [both laugh]

That's far from me.

That's not good.

That's okay. We can do gifts later.

That's right. People change, love changes.

That's what I think too. Okay.

That's you, right?

The no. No, no, no.

The hell is this?

The La Reina de la Que Va? Yeah, how much is it?

The puberty of marriage. Oh!

Then don't pressure her, Carl.

Then we got caught up in the mystery

There he is! He's really fast!

There we go. Here we go.

There you go.

These aren't the right windows.

They dump raw sewage in there all the time.

They're like but what's weird is that they're porny.

This fell out of your purse.

This is all the Oceana Vista.

This is it.

This is real dumb though.

This is Sam's room.

This kid takes a lot of cat photos.

This place hasn't been touched

Those windows have arches.

Too much, too much. Sorry, we went, just went.

Turn off your light. Turn off your light.

Two separate missing kids, and a dead body,

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh. I don't know

Uh huh. Until

Uh, hey, do you wanna put your number in?

Uh, I don't know.

Uh, I don't really dance a lot.

Uh, I'm gonna stick with Mom on this one.

Uh, it was pretty turbulent.

Uh, me, yeah.

Uh, no kids. That ship has sailed.

Uh, no.

Uh, someone from school.

Uh, turn around. You can talk to us, you know?

Uh, yeah, you got something a little

Uh...

Um

Um What were you gonna say?

Um [whispers] no.

Um, all right, cool.

Um, Dad, can I

Um, hey, give me your phone.

Um, I

Um, I already made plans.

Um, I have plans.

Um, so it's this way.

Um...

Using an old Razr?

Veintiocho.

Vi, no, no. Come on.

Violet Thompson.

Violet, Sam, this is Luna.

Violet, you came! Bienvenidas.

Wait up, I'm coming! Let's go!

Wait, Dad, everybody knows that, like,

Wait, I can just make it.

Wait, I thought we said no cops.

Wait, well, what do you got going on tomorrow?

Wait. Okay.

We don't have it. Wow, um

We just need to find this Baltasar dude's

We ready? Let's go, okay.

We're following our instincts.

We're just gonna climb up there.

We're not gonna win this one.

Weird energy there. Yeah, no.

Welcome, Baltasar!

Well, Emma found this phone in the jungle

Well, except around my pubes.

Well, folks...

Well, I don't have to tell you everything.

Well, I mean, but that's what jet lag is.

Well, I mean, I'd hardly call it a smart thing

Well, I vote banana boat,

Well, I'm just saying, like, was it about your drawing?

Well, if he's not, then I'll ditch you.

Well, it's not gonna kill us.

Well, mine clearly did. Emma.

Well, our friends call him Young Ted.

Well, so are we all.

Well, there have to be,

Well, we know that, um, Sam was missing his skateboard.

Well, you know, maybe I like riding dicks, Dad.

Well. I know it was him.

Were you actually drinking this?

What just don't shut down and avoid talking!

What what is the poi what are you okay, hang on.

What about Saturday?

What are you doing?

What are you gonna say to him?

What are you planning to do with all this?

What case is this regarding?

What do you mean?

What do you mean? No, this is not it.

What do you want to do for dinner?

What if he puts up a fight?

What is that? Yeah.

What kind of question is that?

What skateboard?

What the fuck?

What the fuck? What the

What the fuck? Seriously?

What the hell is even happening?

What was that supposed to mean?

What was that? What the fuck?

What, what? I okay.

What, you don't Do you have my phone?

What?

What?

What?

What? [screams]

What? [whispers] Happy Anniversary!

What? Did someone throw it?

What? Get back in the shop.

What? Get right there.

What? My skateboard.

What? Oh, shit. I got it.

What? Oh!

What? Yeah, I'm almost positive.

What? Yes, that's right.

What? You're on your phone.

What? Wait, wait. Do they? Yeah.

What? What?

What's "Frias"?

What's a Frías?

What's a selfie?

What's his name?

What's wrong?

Where are you?

Where did you get your top? I'm not this cool.

Where do we go? Come on.

Where's home? Mm, sorting that one out.

Which guy? That guy.

Which means that that's the pent

Who did that? A hockey stick.

Who else is buying this? Veinte.

Who is that?

Who?

Who's that chucklehead?

Whoa oh oh! Let's create some memories.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Emma. What are you doing?

Whoa! Ope, neck.

Whoa! Here we go!

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa. Ah! [laughs]

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo. Whoo.

Why didn't you tell me about it?

Why does there have to be a point?

Why don't you take this?

Would you like one of our tailors

Wow, okay, and like, what if you don't?

Wow, okay. Um, you know what?

Wow, so how many years is this?

Wow, they're perverts. Yeah.

Wow, you sound like a drug addict.

Wow.

Wow. La pubertad del matrimonio.

Yeah okay. I'm great.

Yeah, because I wanna know why

Yeah, but I bet you that we are the first people

Yeah, but then you should feel more awake, actually.

Yeah, but why the fuck does he have your board?

Yeah, can I ask you a question?

Yeah, go. Okay.

Yeah, good thinking.

Yeah, I can assure you it's not any smaller

Yeah, I mean, they have they have zero chemistry.

Yeah, I think he went this way.

Yeah, I wanna get it.

Yeah, in the throat. Oh.

Yeah, it did, but um, it's fine.

Yeah, it doesn't make a difference.

Yeah, it's fine. Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

Yeah, let's see what the fuck

Yeah, maybe, yeah.

Yeah, no biggie.

Yeah, no, he had that shit comin'

Yeah, Noah. Hey, um Hi, Raul.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, okay. Yeah.

Yeah, or two of them. Look, I'm sorry.

Yeah, Saturday sounds great.

Yeah, she gets a little carsick.

Yeah, unlimited week of alcohol, yeah.

Yeah, well, I do.

Yeah, well, nobody It's just that the lighting's

Yeah, yeah we did. Come on!

Yeah, yeah, sure. That's why I'm here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you said that before now,

Yeah, you want something to drink?

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah, I mean, that could be

Yeah! [laughs] Let's go.

Yeah?

Yeah? You think he's okay with you bringing me to that?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. [laughs]

Yeah. All right.

Yeah. Do you wanna be fucked

Yeah. Here's to ten years.

Yeah. I didn't expect that.

Yeah. Let's go.

Yeah. My name is Luna.

Yeah. Okay, uh

Yeah. Okay, well, "Sorry,

Yeah. Uh oh.

Yeah. Well, then that makes sense.

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. Merry Christmas.

Yellow door. Yellow snake.

Yellow. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Yes, please. Thank you.

Yes, sir.

Yes, you know, would it be possible for you to tell us

Yes! Sure.

Yes. Oh, we good.

Yes. Teeth don't just break.

Yes. Yeah? Come on.

Yes. He worked in security.

Yo, yo, yo, wait. Oh!

You all right? A tree?

You are not the first to ask me about that case.

You can. Okay, wait. I need the code.

You did my thing? [laughs]

You don't have jet lag.

You don't know Frías?

You feeling okay?

You good? Yeah, I'm good.

You good? Yeah, I'm good.

You good? You're gonna do great.

You got to stop treating me like a baby,

You gotta tell me that. You can't bottle it up.

You know what I wanna do?

You know what? I really don't like hospitals.

You know, by Thailand, Southeast Asia.

You know, I had a friend who,

You know, I saw a creepy Santa on the penthouse balcony

You know, I told you I got you something, too.

You know, if we make it through this trip,

You probably think I'm a real dirtbag.

You sure that's a good idea? I can handle one drink.

You sure you're gonna be awake?

You think he might put up a fight?

You think it's a suite? Definitely a suite.

You wanna ride on a banana?

You want a hot toddy?

You would've been proud of me I skipped the dolphins.

You, uh, you wanna go find

You're doing great, Caesar. Okay, 32, perfect.

You've just been awkwardly quiet.

Your hair's big. Oh.

Your mom loved those.

Yup. Mobility wise.

'cause I put it in this one.

"A little headache, but the glue worked."

"Did I leave my skateboard in your room?"

"Do you want to track him down?"

"Don't fuck with the yellow snake it has "

"Don't you go down that hallway!"

"Hey, this is my number."

"I think the security guard with the fancy suit

"Keep an eye out for my skateboard.

"Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?"

"Some of it got in my eye " Oh, my

[all grunting]

[bass thumping] Do not

[bat fluttering]

[beeps] [keys clacking]

[bird calling]

[Both as Ace Ventura] "Yummy."

[both groaning]

[both howling]

[both imitating lightsaber sounds]

[both laugh]

[both laugh]

[both laugh]

[both laughing] And then that was

[both panting]

[both speak Spanish]

[both speaking Spanish]

[both speaking Spanish]

[breathing heavily]

[Bridget St. John's "Song to Keep You Company"]

[buzzer sounds]

[buzzer sounds]

[buzzer sounds] What's up?

[camera clicking]

[car honking]

[cell phone buzzes]

[cell phone chimes]

[cheers and applause]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[clattering crash]

[clattering] Whoa.

[clattering] [indistinct chatter]

[clears throat]

[clears throat] Who's the lucky guy?

[creaking]

[crunches]

[David Byrne and Brian Eno's "Strange Overtones"]

[display clatters]

[distant thump] [yelps]

[door creaks open]

[dramatic music]

[easygoing music playing]

[eerie music]

[eerie music]

[eerie music]

[eerie music]

[eerie music]

[elevator chimes]

[elevator door chimes]

[engine turns over]

[footsteps approaching] You need anything?

[foreboding music]

[gags] Oh.

[gasping]

[gasping]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps] [exhales deeply]

[gasps] He's got the phone.

[gasps] Holy shit.

[gasps] I'm so sorry.

[gasps] That's them!

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[guests chatting]

[hooting and hollering]

[imitates biting] Puncture you, huh?

[indistinct chatter and laughter]

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

[insect buzzing]

[intercom beeps]

[laughing]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughter outside room]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[light acoustic music playing]

[light acoustic music]

[light ambient music]

[light music]

[line clicks] [phone beeps]

[lock beeps] Oh, hey, hey, hey.

[macaw squawks]

[Margo Guryan's "Someone I Know"]

[motor roars]

[mysterious music]

[mysterious music]

[NRBQ's "I Love Her, She Loves Me"]

[ominous music]

[ominous music]

[onlookers gasp] Sam?

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[patting pockets] Where's my phone?

[peaceful dreamlike music]

[phone buzzing]

[phone vibrates]

[phone vibrating]

[quirky music]

[rain pattering]

[ringing]

[rock music playing over headphones]

[seagulls squawking]

[serene music]

[sighs] Do you like your life?

[sighs] Okay, let's go.

[sighs] There we go.

[snoring]

[soft curious music]

[soft footsteps] [speaking softly]

[soft music]

[soft music]

[soft music]

[soft music]

[soft music]

[soft music]

[soft music]

[soft music]

[soft orchestral music]

[soft orchestral music]

[soft snoring]

[soft tense music]

[song changes]

[speaking Spanish]

[speaking Spanish]

[spits]

[suspenseful music]

[suspenseful music]

[sweeping music]

[sweeping music]

[tense music]

[tense music]

[tense music]

[tense percussive music]

[The Lovin' Spoonful's "(Till I) Run With You"]

[The Millennium's "5 a.m."]

[thud]

[thunder rumbling]

[uneasy music]

[upbeat music playing]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat percussive music playing]

[upbeat percussive music]

[vocalizing]

[whispers] Give him the thing. Yeah, this is yeah.

[whispers] What the fuck does this guy want?

[wondrous music]

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* About bein' in your arms? *

* Accept the love you offer to *

* And I don't wanna go *

* And I won't leave her *

* And she needs me *

* And she won't leave me *

* And that's all I had to hear *

* And you feel like someone I know *

* Are dampening *

* Beautiful *

* Bein' in love a long time ago *

* Brings out the highs in me *

* Can't you feel it? * * Yeah *

* Escaping *

* For anyone *

* Happened to remind me of *

* I can't believe that dreams come true *

* I feel around and find you are *

* I hear you singing over *

* I hear your feet on the stairs *

* I know and you know *

* I saw you lend a hand to *

* I used to be blue *

* I wanted to know *

* I'll count the days and keep their songs *

* I'm moving on to you *

* I'm so sure about it *

* Images of you appear and though you leave today *

* In the cold *

* In the mist of memories *

* In the morning *

* It may seem funny *

* It seems you're nearer now *

* It's all so plain to see *

* It's beautiful *

* Just like a melody *

* Just to meet your girl... *

* Life doesn't seem to be the same *

* Like no one can explain *

* Look what you've done to me *

* Mmm *

* More real *

* No longer where you used to be *

* Now I can't sleep at night *

* Of leavin' *

* Oh, my star child *

* Remember *

* Remember *

* Remembering what was before *

* Same old rhythm, but it skips a beat *

* She loves me *

* She'll always be there *

* Sidewalks that we stroll along *

* So remember *

* Spirit of the night *

* Spirit of the night *

* Strange overtones in the *

* That in every dream *

* That she's always on my mind *

* That she's just the only girl for me *

* That we never met before tonight *

* That's not the way it used to be *

* The dew drops *

* The ones out standing *

* Then I saw someone who *

* Then you showed me that love was near *

* There *

* There was no one around here *

* These beats are 20 years old *

* They're dead and gone *

* This groove is out of fashion *

* Till I do, nothing will be right *

* Till I run with you *

* Well, I need her *

* Why then should I feel so right *

* You are my rhapsody *

* You are my star child *

* You are part of me *

* You are the spirit of the night *

* You are the spirit of the night *

* You blistered words and whispered lies *

* You make my body swing *

* You set my spirit free *

* You sexy, sexy thing *

* You're in the next apartment *

* You're special *

* You're special *

* You've been good to me now *

* Your lips are warm and familiar *

* Your love has come to me *