God's Favorite Idiot (2022) - Season 1 Edit

A bear I know.

A candle, a cube. Wendy is everywhere.

A certain three words?

A daily huddle, just you and me?

A horrible agent of the Devil.

A Jacuzzi or a splash pool.

A little glazed pimento loaf?

A little worse, I think?

A lot of folks don't really even care if there's a God at all.

A mosque is a place of worship for Muslims.

A Pentagonal Speed Cube Dodecahedron Magic Cube Puzzle Toy.

A purpose, right, in that moment.

A three letter word for "hen."

About how little I've been doing to help Clark get the message out.

About lying to the world. That's what.

About the situation you experienced at the restaurant.

About what now, Mom?

Absolutely not. No.

Absolutely. Of course. That's fine.

Accidentally roofied myself last night, but I don't know if that's relevant.

Actually referred to you as my girlfriend.

Actually, he had a miraculous recovery, Mom. So that's great news.

Actually, Judy, I'm just not feeling it.

Agent of the Devil.

Ah, I just put my garbage in my neighbor's yard, so…

Ah! Litterbug!

Ah! Thank you.

Ah! There you go.

Ah… Hi, there. I'm Dr. Stevens.

Ah… Not so great. I've been calling news editors and different people…

Ah… Okay…

Alexa, stop.

All I said is her hair is super jacked up.

All I'm saying is that if my boss has to come into the picture,

All I'm seeing on a continuous loop is Tom in his tiny underpants, so…

All right, Wendy. The point is

All right? You act crazy 'cause you are crazy.

All right.

All right. Well, we'll see, won't we?

All three of them, but not about you!

Almost as big a flaw as, like, looking at people as they…

Almost made me forget there was a demonic entity that wanted to kill us.

Also, for what it's worth,

Also, I don't trust Frisbee to Harry Potter anything.

Also, I know your father isn't well.

Also, I thought we could use a nice place where we won't get murdered by Satan.

Also, I'm hoping we don't die soon.

Also, no F bombs. Please, no F bombs. I have to give you a flag.

Also, nobody's really wrong.

Also, Tom. Not constructive.

Although I suppose I could bludgeon someone with it.

Always a tough sentence.

Am I close?

Am I going crazy? Cock has a "K" in it. A "K!"

Am I thinking of spanakopita?

Am I translating Latin for you?

Amer Yes, of course. AOHN. Ahone. Aoen. A ohen.

America's Own Holy Network.

Amily, could a man have a finer son?

Amily, I'm not interrupting. I'm collaboratively overlapping.

Amily?

Amily.

An enormous amount of money to continue your good work.

And "buttocks" is not allowed. It's inappropriate work conversation.

And a protein and a carb.

And also, in a non harassment way,

And an ugly dude.

And as you can see, she's a real snack machine. [chuckles]

And be able to read an ancient language?

And before I can stop myself from saying it, I've already said it.

And everybody is actually quite right about God.

And everybody, meaning all religions, are actually quite right about God.

And everything is just wonderful.

And fo… for the record, I guess I always figured you

And followers of the ******* faith?

And get a very big check.

And get out of here as fast as you can, because I might need you later.

And God is good.

And God's side is losing.

And good job on that amendment.

And have a fun date. Okay, bye bye.

And having nice conversations.

And he cried wolf again. "Wolf! Wolf!"

And he screamed and cried like a baby the whole time.

And he smells like your favorite thing.

And he's a good guy. And I'm trying to be better, you know?

And hey, you left your pants in here.

And hopefully that works.

And hospital food's terrible.

And I I invited him here to pleasurably sauna with us.

And I am going to elevate the vis on this.

And I can't be your bodyguard if you don't let me in.

And I do believe that Clark is his latest messenger.

And I do wanna just be completely open and honest.

And I don't drink carrot juice.

And I guess, since we're sort of in the spirit…

And I have for a long time.

And I hope you feel it, Clark.

And I might not have a chance to have any say

And I need you guys to kind of buckle down

And I promise you this is the last thing I'm going to say to you from this stall.

And I realize, "Oh my God, I don't have my purse. I've left it at work."

And I see this guy, and he's looking at me,

And I still see my mom on Christmas and, you know…

And I think it's because ever since I saw that video of you glowing,

And I want you to know this hospital will be a Satan free zone in no time.

And I whoop Lucifer's ass,

And I would love three more of the little tiny, uh, tequila drinks, please.

And I'm afraid I don't really get the reference,

And I'm gonna see if I can help her out.

And I'm like, "He likes what he sees."

And I'm not sure that it's physically possible.

And I'm really not that good a fighter. She'll tell you.

And I'm really sorry that your aunt was so horrible to you,

And I'm sleeping with him.

And if I'm being honest, I'm not really good at accessing YouTube.

And if it's okay, I'd love to join you for a reasonably priced glass of ro yo.

And in this case, yeah, absolutely, this is too much.

And it changes all the time. It's different for everybody.

And it gives light to everyone in the house."

And it's all the same God. It's not a bunch of different Gods.

And it's due to the fact that my bloomin' cousin Monica dared me

And it's fine, 'cause I'm not on a beta blocker tonight.

And it's not going great for the good guys at present.

And it's pretty uncertain who the hell is exactly in charge right now.

And just catch a quick shower, and…

And just FYI, Skittles loves beer, and Honey really loves tequila.

And just see what happens.

And kids know how to access YouTube.

And let me wipe your mind clean for you.

And look at this.

And Lucifer is stone cold whoopin' that ass.

And make sure that we are all on the same page here,

And maybe it's for me to get get better.

And now I'm right outside your little hospital.

And now there are many more eyes on God's prize.

And often, you know, I'm about to say something stupid, and then I say it.

And once I get in there, you're all dead.

And one good thing did happen. God saved your dad.

And only God's children can get one of these beauties.

And really wish I'd done a better job getting your message out.

And respect one another more,

And say no premarital nookie.

And see the vanity that was in there,

And sees that I'm trying to be really brave, even though it's quite terrifying.

And she is an asshole.

And she is known to fib.

And she texted me a sea of useless, frightened emojis.

And she was holding a sword that had blood on it.

And she'll get mad at me.

And shit's fucked up. Look, Clark. Satan tried to murder your dad.

And so failure has never really been an option for us in this country.

And that is not the way Frisbee plays pickleball.

And that is when I vowed to never play kickball again.

And that jockstrap has been rebirthed in that…

And that's not the takeaway there, Tom. Clark, is God nice?

And that's probably the one shot I got at it, so…

And that's what I deserve.

And that's what I'm going to get.

And the New Testament, and I came up with a quote.

And the potatoes are nice.

And the skin, perfection.

And the townspeople didn't come to his aid

And the whole backyard, for that matter?

And then didn't tell you how to do it.

And then figure out some sort of a way to get my message across better. Okay?

And then I try to order some food to right the ship.

And then I was so delighted to see that you're in the house I thought was locked.

And then one day, he finally actually saw a wolf.

And then she turned.

And then suck the marrow out of your souls.

And then the Tevas, and, like, the Tommy Bahama linen shirts,

And then you could sell it.

And then you thought you saw a bobcat in the bathroom?

And then, um, you know, apparently, uh… there's a lot of responsibilities

And there have been reporters around my house for weeks!

And they share the same jockstrap without a washing machine.

And they're only allowed to eat lamb sausage.

And things are seeming pretty dire.

And this one's for free… You could call it "Holy Guacamole."

And to bring you into this… thing.

And told her she should pursue what she really wants to do.

And torture all of our souls for eternity, it's time to call in the troops.

And wash the hospital off of me.

And we are all trapped in the middle of it.

And we are looking for programming to match our large religious audience.

And we believe that Muhammad is his prophet. Peace be upon him.

And we will not be fooled by your tricks.

And what comes after that could be whatever comes after that, you know?

And what do you mean, I have to stop with the bull,

And what's the Council of Clark?

And who are we to say that God chose wrong? I don't think God chose wrong.

And who is seemingly splitting popular opinion in half.

And who knows? I mean, maybe you did us a favor.

And you are…

And you can use us.

And you know it's gonna hit. It's definite. Death is coming.

And you spelled "believe" wrong!

And you throw your disc in a grassy public area.

And you were true.

And you'll finally have the vast platform you deserve.

And, uh you know, when you say "whoa,"

And, uh, I would like to not share them with anyone at all.

And, uh, just lately, I've been feeling a little overwhelmed.

And, uh, my mom actually kind of cheated on my dad.

And, uh, really… Well, it's not always chicken.

And, uh, you know, I'm assuming, because you're here and it's in a store,

And, you know, it's Harry Pottered so we could actually be safe here.

And, you know, that's why you glow, and that's why you know stuff.

And, you know, there's obviously, uh, so many different ways

Anyhow, I digress. Clark, you forgot your candle.

Anyway, I wanted to say early, if it's okay,

Anyway, it doesn't matter.

Anyway, you need to get out while you can.

Appendage insertion?

Are like the meals that we're wishing that we could have the roast chicken,

Are literally endless.

Are We gonna let that happen?

Are we past the official hookup stage, or…

Are you here to see Clark too?

Are you okay?

Are you, uh, in a hurry?

Are you, uh… just digging into a sad little box of lettuce?

Aren't you hot?

As a proud feminist, I won't wear anything

As long as we all stay HR compliant, it's fine.

As long as you lead with love and you do no harm,

As the current quest champion,

As the eldest goblin of our sect,

As Tom the Baptist, I decree them sacred. So say we all.

Assaulted, thrown in a lake, pegged.

At a different time if it wasn't urgent.

At the beginning of the interview so the rest is easier.

At the same time you're talking to me in this men's room.

Aw! I'm gonna focus on the positive there,

Aw.

Aw. You're so nice.

Awesome.

Ayo… ohn…

Basically, I jumped down two wormholes.

Because dummies don't get…

Because even though I personally do believe in God and Santa Claus,

Because he literally has nowhere else to go.

Because I love horses.

Because I'm hearing Harry Styles.

Because I'm seeing some major red flags here. Think about it.

Because it clearly says "cock."

Because it seems like

Because my father and I, um…

Because only those who understand God…

Because other people were hearing and… [whispers] Alexa's listening.

Because she always said you were dirty.

Because the strategic floor plan was decided by corporate two months ago,

Because they didn't trust him anymore.

Because they're distracted by an infantile boy like yourself

Because Tom's a big idiot.

Because you act crazy!

Because you are nice.

Because you're sweet and simple like pecan pie.

Because, I don't know, you've been…

Because, uh…

Because, you know, her name's Margaret, oddly. You can call me Mo if you want.

Because, you know, I don't wanna, you know, overstep my boundaries of my

Because…

Because… The big squids that aren't really the big squids but they glow.

Beelzebub. He's, like… He's my immediate superior.

Before I grabbed him and put him in a secure location,

Before I met him.

Bella, show's over.

Besides, I'm also in really big trouble for failing to bring you in already.

Between people about their religions.

Bill Withers, huh?

Blasphemers like you will burn in hell! You will burn in hell forever!

Bloody bitch.

Blue sky, guided dialogue.

Both sides are.

Buddy, get in here. I'm flyin' in for a hug.

Bullshat.

Bunch of dead flowers come back to life.

But

But And I I still do think I saw some kind of fur in the other stall.

But but I'm sort of putting it out there in, kind of, a soft way

But after meeting Clark and experiencing his peculiar powers,

But all Lucifer wants to do is just make everything more fun.

But because of the prolonged heat exposure,

But can I ask you something?

But did Moses, kind of, resurrect dead birds?

But either way. Like, whatever you wanna do.

But even if you get hit, I mean, you're an angel, right?

But Frisbee was supposed to Harry Potter the car.

But God did work through me.

But he's too slippery and slimy.

But his condition hasn't improved.

But I am finding that I am unable to decipher its code.

But I could always zhuzh it up myself a bit.

But I did zero cocaine preceding the event I'm about to describe.

But I didn't see Chamuel. I didn't see Chamuel's body.

But I don't know what I'm supposed to do, so what am I supposed to do?

But I feel like somebody smarter, or braver, or wiser

But I have to solve it. Wendy gave it to me.

But I kind of have a problem.

But I know your name.

But I mean, who doesn't, right?

But I think the reason God chose to work through you

But I thought it was three different… Isn't it… Aren't you the same demon?

But I will be back soon to kill you.

But I will not have you speak that way about Amily.

But I'm not gonna let you bring Amily

But I'm pretty sure there's a reasonable medical explanation for this?

But I'm willing to share.

But if ever there was someone I was going to punch in the bloody face,

But if he did, he'd go to Heaven, right?

But if you could give us any kind of a sign,

But in my defense, he never filed the N919!

But it's been a weird day, and I feel a little blarfy,

But it's fine, because do you know what I find?

But it's not gonna happen for, like, 18 months,

But it's purely coincidental.

But just because Clark is the last person that you would expect God to choose,

But look. It's been a long couple of days.

But maybe I could see you later? Tell you all about it?

But maybe if we just drink enough tequila, it'll seem okay.

But maybe it just means I need to read the whole thing.

But me and my dad are so close, so I just stayed with him, and…

But no matter how many clicks I get, I know this is the truth.

But not just any angel.

But now the other side has told us to stand down.

But now we have other orders to await further instructions.

But now you get nothing!

But right now, Clark's main mission is to get this interview done. So let's…

But something really important is going on with Clark, so…

But that is not why I'm here.

But that's not the real problem.

But the main thing God said is I really need to talk to this reporter.

But the meals in between making chicken

But the point is, I'm just

But then he did it himself, 'cause I…

But there's, like, ten books, so I thought, "Aah, just forget it."

But this is pretty cool too.

But today I wanted to try something a little nicer.

But Vernon makes the names, and he's the quest manager.

But we follow the teachings of Muhammad. Peace be upon him. All right?

But when God spoke to me in the bathroom

But when I met God today, God actually mentioned you.

But when, and only when

But why would anybody pick Clark?

But with but with me, though? Um… I

But yeah. No, I've never come close to solving a Rubik's Cube.

But yet, you still won't play ball.

But you are acting crazier than normal, which is very crazy.

But you don't glow first, so unfortunately we can scratch that one off the list.

But you know, if he found ten and then spent sev and then…

But you're also the Lord of Lies.

But, I mean, if Clark is genuinely some kind of prophet,

But, Reverend, by that logic,

But, then, also, how do you get God's message out when you're supposed to

But, uh… it's funny everyone's mentioning that today.

But, you know, you guys, you should hang out.

By looking more professional to help Clark seem more legit.

By the way, they foretell the coming apocalypse.

By the way, Wendy, I'm I'm sorry.

Bye, best friends.

Bye, bitch.

Bye, Clark.

Bye, Gene!

Bye!

C'mon, Wendy. You've been there forever!

Can I get a hug, man?

Can I get you anything?

Can I help you?

Can we go?

Can you even get any air with those stubby little chicken wings?

Can you replenish tequila now?

Can you tell Tom's buttocks to fuck off?

Can't do it, bud. I gotta take notes,

Can't you teleport or fly or something?

Challenged! Challenged!

Chamuel asked me to secure the house.

Chamuel is with us too. Though I have seen him in better shape.

Chamuel said that he Harry Pottered all of the routes, so it should be.

Chamuel told you to do that, right?

Chamuel was a little light on the details.

Chamuel, can you hear me?

Chamuel, I really need your help.

Chamuel.

Cheeky Clark. I can't believe that he finally asked you out.

Chew each other's fat. Come on!

Chicanery against God.

Chicken's the clincher.

Chip and a dip. It's a snack tivity.

Chosen?

Christ.

Claiming Clark Thompson is a messenger of God.

Clark could be my Sasquatch.

Clark is keeping key information from me. He knows stuff he's not saying.

Clark is pathologically honest.

Clark Thompson, or the man who glows, is back in the news,

Clark told me he loved me, so…

Clark was chosen by D O G, God.

Clark was glowing.

Clark, can you glow for me now?

Clark, can you heal me?

Clark, God chose you.

Clark, I think you might be holy, or something.

Clark, Judy.

Clark, look at your dad, man.

Clark, please. I wouldn't ask this if it wasn't

Clark, the glowing is gorgeous.

Clark, the war in Heaven isn't going in the right direction.

Clark, you can say whatever you want.

Clark, you've done everything you've been asked to do up to this point.

Clark! Clark! Clark! Clark! Clark!

Clark.

Clark.

Clark…

Clark's one of the good guys. I mean, he's literally handpicked by God.

Closer to God.

Cock. Cock.

Cock… I gotta cock corp… Call corporate. I gotta call corporate. Cock!

Coffee today? I didn't think that was your jam.

Come here, buddy. You're okay, Tom.

Come on out and let's have a little bit of a chat.

Come on, go. Come on, come on!

Come on, Horsemen! Yaaah!

Come on, you guys. Let's hang out.

Come on. Let's just hang out. Get to know each other.

Come on. Way ahead of you.

Connie, Jenna, can you get out, please?

Cool driving gloves.

Cool with me. Everybody poops.

Cool!

Cool.

Cool.

Cool. So that… stopped. That was my bad.

Corporate is gonna ding me for noncompliance,

Could we pretend, perhaps, that I'm a Brad Pitt? I don't know him.

Could you stop storming off and use your words, please?

Could you text that to me?

Dang it, Chamuel.

Dang it.

Dead of summer, New York subway balls.

Death.

Demon or regular person?

Deos te absolves.

Did I do something weird? Did I bring in a weird energy?

Did it work? Is is Judy's article working?

Did that guy just take my picture?

Did you guys see that? Did you

Did you just mind control Satan?

Did you just walk through a vintage boatyard?

Did you know that your friend Chamuel tried to kill me?

Did you really think you were just gonna pick that up

Do something, Frisbee!

Do we banish

Do you fancy a Starbucks?

Do you give my cats, like, a lot of alcohol, or…

Do you guys actually believe your own bullshit?

Do you hear the gobbledygook that comes out of your mouth?

Do you know, Clark, the story of the boy who cried wolf?

Do you like cats?

Do you need copies made, or do you need to use the copier?

Do you or do you not… glow,

Do you remember that time last year

Do you think Frisbee is part of that intergalactic God war

Doesn't actually sound all that crazy to me anymore.

Doesn't make it bad.

Doesn't mean that God chose the wrong guy.

Doesn't work like that. Wait for it.

Dogs!

Doing this how he would do it, like Bradley Pitt is inside my body?

Don't do anything she says. She's evil, and she wants to kill you.

Don't get mad at your colored cube, my man.

Don't take this the wrong way. I'm saying this from deep affection,

Don't take too long in there, man. Just… [grunts loudly]

Don't trust her. She can't hurt you while you're inside the threshold.

Don't worry if things get weird. Always the darkest before the dawn.

Don't worry. I'm not gonna be able to slice up anybody with this. It's foam.

Don't you have a gun rally you can go to?

Don't you walk away

Don't you want a helmet?

Doughnut?

Doughnut?

Eh. I like her.

Either save the world or not.

Either we get the message out and people love one another

Even people here think I'm a faker and people saw me glow.

Even people who, um, supposedly spontaneously combust

Even though it was clear there was no wolf threatening his flock of sheep.

Even though nobody ever talks about how difficult it is

Even though she has shown up at exactly the same time

Even though they don't respect you?

Even though you already knew that.

Even when they speak the truth.

Every time I don't follow you into the bathroom, you talk to the boss.

Everybody in the Council of Clark needs to know something of that magnitude.

Everyone thinks I'm a faker.

Everything can happen in multiple places and multiple timescapes.

Everything is resting on you!

Everything will die! It's on you!

Exactly like all those other white guys that wear the…

Except he's glowing.

Excuse me! Uh…

False prophet!

False witness, Clark Thompson, is trying to make us believe.

Feel free to stop talking at literally any moment.

Feel like my timing's off.

Feels like kind of a big deal though. No?

Fifthly, and I'm sorry, normally people just go to three, I went to five…

Fine. I'll just go kill Clark myself.

Fingers in, fingers… Maybe.

First of all, I'm Muslim

First of all, thank you so much for everything.

Flip it. Flip it.

Footage of an average looking man

For example, you just did a stab with a sword,

For long hours with Amily doing God knows what.

For sure, because I had a, uh… What's the pre If you think of

For the Kingdom of Heaven.

For the mother to leave.

For the record, he glows. We've all seen it.

For the record, I did not mean to do that.

For you have been challenged.

Forget about the name, which is the Council of Clark

Four fingers on that hand. That's not even atomically correct, so…

Fourthly,

Frisbee golf?

Frisbee said we'd lose our Harry Potter at dawn.

Frisbee, call an ambulance, okay? Oh, Pop. I'm so sorry.

Frisbee, look directly at Tom and tell him to fuck off.

Frisbee, she wishes.

Frisbee!

Frisbee! Frisbee!

Frisbee's stupid Hogwarts spell can't keep me out of there forever.

From an E to an A to sound more interesting.

From place to place, you're fine.

Fuck me.

Fuck off, Amily.

Fuck you, Tom.

Fucking Frisbee! If he would do some work once in a while

Full of files

Funny you should mention that. Everyone's mentioning that today.

Gee whiz, Clark. You are getting tons more views. You're blowing up.

Get after it.

Get in line, bud.

Get out, get out, get out, get out.

Get, go, go, go, come on.

Girlfriend. You said girlfriend. Is that a… decree? [chuckles]

Glenwyn, the Blizzard Queen of Galdathlian,

Glow. You know, like glowing.

Go ahead.

Go easy.

Go in my pocket, pull out a mint. Popped a mint. It's not a mint.

Go!

Go.

God bless you all.

God damn it, you insidious beast.

God forgives me?

God is real and God is good.

God needs me to go fast, and I'm going so slow.

God wants everyone to love each other and to respect each other.

God would probably choose someone simple. Sweet.

God, he runs like a giant toddler. Why doesn't he move his arms?

God, I like her. She's good people.

God, you're an idiot.

God, you're so tense.

God.

God. It's just It is just so It's so quiet over here without Tom.

God's boring.

Goes underground or, like, you know, hides?

Going to the bathroom with people that close to you.

Golidriyule of Gilgar from Gilgarath forever?

Golidriyule of Gilgar,

Golidriyule of Gilgar,

Golidriyule of Gilgar, you must first defeat me, Glenwyn of Galdathlian,

Gonna need a minute, fellas.

Good job, Tom.

Good point. But look, if you ever really wanted to prove Clark was glowing,

Good.

Goodbye, my precious, wonderful son.

Got it.

Got it.

Got it. This is more of a personal, um… thing.

Great! I'm so pleased you like it. I've gotta get back to work.

Great. I I can try to do that.

Guys, he was glowing, okay?

Guys, I have to tell you, the spell that is keeping Satan out of this hospital…

Guys, I'm worried about Clark!

Guys, it means Council of Clark.

Guys, they're confused by my half nakedness.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

Hand me your sword.

Hand pike.

Have a little fun spicin' 'em up.

Have a lovely evening.

Have been chosen by God

Have there been any updates on your dad's condition?

Have to play what you ask it to play?

Have you made Amily the the chicken yet?

Have you read John Wycliffe's classification of demons?

Have you swallowed any watch batteries lately?

He always misspells everything.

He has dyslexia.

He has extensive damage to his kidneys, unknown amount of damage to his brain.

He is a beacon to God, who I didn't even think existed.

He just said it.

He left a note.

He must like horses, as well.

He probably wants to know how many people still believe.

He really showed up, huh?

He said he doesn't need me to say it back.

He steals my snacks every week, Amily. He has to go.

He sustained damage to his brain and his kidneys.

He was a good man. A good father.

He was a terrible kisser, but he had great cologne.

He was actually, literally glowing.

He was my first boyfriend.

He was really tired. He's not asleep on the floor somewhere, is he?

He was… glowing. He was…

He'd have to have some kind of a… I don't know, magic remote control.

He's a lesser archangel, but still, he's an archangel…

He's an actual angel of God.

He's in a really bad way, and frankly…

He's in the sauna. Really sweatin' it out.

He's keeping information from us.

He's never met me. He doesn't know me.

He's not a porcelain doll, Amily.

He's not gonna bring you an ambrosia salad, now is he?

He's not threatening me, Frisbee. I'm threatening him.

He's not… Yeah, he's not there, and, uh…

He's trying to bamboozle us…

He's trying to shake our faith by being untruthful.

Heard about the chicken? It's the clincher.

Hell, maybe it's biblical. I don't know. Is Sasquatch part of the Bible?

Hello there, Clark.

Hello, Emily.

Hello?

Hello.

Helping people with their computer problems and IT issues,

Here's a pro tip. YouTube one of those puzzle hack videos, and nail that shit.

Hey, anybody wanna hear about God's message?

Hey, buddy.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, Clark! Only the righteous are right!

Hey, Clark.

Hey, Clark.

Hey, do you even use the bathroom? You say you go, like, many times a day.

Hey, dummies!

Hey, Frisbee.

Hey, guys!

Hey, guys?

Hey, I have noticed

Hey, I thought I drank all the tequila.

Hey, man. Good to see you.

Hey, man. I didn't think I was gonna get to see you again. So, hell lo.

Hey, Mo, I was thinking…

Hey, Pop. How you doin'?

Hey, sorry. I didn't mean to say that. Uh…

Hey, stop! Weren't we supposed to meet Tom here?

Hey, stranger.

Hey, uh, guys. Uh, just, uh… No big deal, uh… but I have to tell you something.

Hey, Wendy. I, uh… I like your hair up.

Hey, where have you been?

Hey, you got it, holy man.

Hey! Hey! That's the SC! It's a classic. I can't replace it.

Hey. Good morning.

Hey. Thanks for lookin' after my pop.

Hey. Uh, hey. We gotta go.

Hey. Where…

Hi there, dipshit.

Hi there, guys. Faith no more? How about faith s'more?

Hi, Amily.

Hi, best friend! You know I'm not.

Hi, friend. How are we, friend?

Hi, Gene! Hi!

Hi, guys.

Hi, guys. How are you going?

Hi, Skittles.

Hi!

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Do you guys have any questions at all, or ready to order?

Hi. How you doin'? I'm Death.

Hi. I was just wondering, uh, about, uh… what you mentioned the other day?

His flock were devoured.

Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. I represent a large streaming service,

Hmm. It's not even anatomically correct, either.

Hmm. Similar names.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Holy shit. I think it worked.

Honestly, it's very similar to Harry Potter,

Honey, you want some dinner?

Hoo!

Horse people.

How how did you know that, Clark?

How about this? Why don't you tell your face

How about, I don't know, maybe I just come in for a quick glass of white wine

How am I supposed to prove that, Tom?

How are you going with getting the message out?

How are you taking this much punishment? It's very impressive.

How could God lose?

How could we ever forget? You always harp on about it.

How dare you say that everybody's right about God?

How dare you?

How did you know that? I've never told anyone that.

How do you accidentally roofie yourself?

How do you feel now?

How do you know I drive a Hyundai?

How do you know that he was chosen?

How do you know who she is?

How fuckin' dare you have a go at me 'cause of my hair?

How lucky is your car seat?

How you decided to help make chicken for Clark's dad.

How'd you do the trick?

How's he doin'?

However you like.

Hup, hup!

I I can walk you to your scooter. I can take you home. I'm so sorry.

I I love the Mamas and the Papas.

I I only show up to work to hang out with this one.

I I would be willing, you know, to stay over again.

I also brought over, uh, all my stuff.

I also wanted to say that, Clark, I'm so sorry about your dad.

I also wanted to say that…

I always forget which day is trash day.

I always knew you had it in you. Well done.

I am an angel sent by God.

I am an essential executive.

I am here to watch over Clark. And that's what I'm going to do.

I am known as Famine.

I am late for a budget call.

I am sitting here with the Reverend Milton Throp

I am so bold.

I am very disappointed in you, son.

I apologize. I think this is my fault.

I appreciate him.

I ask because I think you're really nice, and you're, um…

I blame Frisbee!

I brought her to you and you to her. She's good people.

I call upon a vote.

I called Chamuel back because we were in a particularly hairy portion

I came in here, work,

I can honestly say that I do believe in God.

I can teleport between Heaven and Earth but not with this kind of classic luxury.

I can't believe it. I mean…

I can't figure it out.

I can't imagine God mentioning me.