Night Court - Season 1 Edit

A bit too unconventional, some say.

A club, if you will. A very exclusive club...

A dimmer doesn't count.

A few good men.

A firefighter is there to assist you.

A friend asked me to watch him while she went on a job interview.

A good newsman always protects his sources.

A green stick.

A job? You call delighting children, inspiring glee...

A judge? You harassed a judge?

A judicial review board takes months, sometimes even years...

A little afternoon delight with the help and then forget it, eh, Harry?

A little paperwork and I'll be gone.

A little parable. Now stop me if you've heard it.

A little? He knocked the candelabras over, smashed the flowers...

A little.

A long time ago.

A new man has been appointed to the bench...

A nose dive in the middle of downtown should do it.

A person would have to be seriously deranged...

A prank? You call "wanting to tear your eyes out of their sockets" a prank?

A right, jolly old elf, almost.

A secret ballot is our most treasured right...

A stranger in our land alone in his misery...

A symbol of childish innocence, simple spirit, ingenuous fun.

About my job...

According to the doctor, in certain individuals...

Actually, I prefer cloth diapers to the other products if I have the time.

Actually, she has been doing a lot of...

Actually, she's quite literate and very expressive.

Adios, judge.

Affix a new...

After I sentenced him, so I know he meant it.

After you, big fella.

Alias, Mr. Froufrou.

All clear.

All his budget allowed for was one videotape machine...

All I can say is, if you don't go nude, you're missing a wonderful experience.

All I meant to do was drive around the block a couple of times and take it back...

All I'm saying is that a body like that...

All of you disbelievers can laugh all you want!

All over to my place for the reception.

All right, all right. Please, please, hurry.

All right, autographs with pens, $ 10.

All right, can we sit up, Mr. Fielding?

All right, Carla. Get the hell inside that window and do it now!

All right, everybody sit down.

All right, my methods are informal.

All right, now, no questions. Everyone, get out.

All right, people, if we could all find a seat, please.

All right, people, listen up! Now, I wanna make a few things clear.

All right, so big deal. So you found me.

All right, that's enough.

All right, then let's flip the coin again. Let's decide the Kerr case.

All right!

All right!

All right.

All right. All right, I want no more shouting from the gallery.

All right. Everyone, clear out of here.

All right. I've had enough!

All right. Listen up, folks.

All right. Say, how's your partner Earl?

All right. Suppose for a moment that she isn't. Then what?

All right. Thank you. There's no answer at the Russian consulate...

All right. That's it. I've had it.

All right. Yakov, take it easy. Everyone, take it easy.

All rise.

All Santa had in his bag was a box of Chiclets and a half empty bottle of gin.

All set, Dobie.

All set, Your Honor.

All the precincts have now reported in, and it's official.

All you've done is broken a window. It's not that serious.

Alleged perverts, Mr. Bloom.

Along with 12 unidentified male...

Although I was starting to get a little worried. Well, not real worried, but...

Although other mothers may tell you different.

Always takes me a couple of weeks to wind down after Christmas.

Am I going to be arrested?

Am I making myself clear?

Amen.

And all those great parking places.

And all those years, I loved you.

And another one.

And as a judge, I think we could settle this matter quickly and equitably...

And be a large worm.

And believe me, boy, Rudolph didn't like that one little bit.

And better. Please, no more rough stuff.

And burglary is definitely one of them.

And calling the Air Force is out. He'd only swat down their planes.

And Dan Fielding, assistant district attorney.

And do you promise not to make other plans for him on Super Bowl Sunday?

And don't you ever forget that I have the seniority here...

And don't you ever walk out and leave me alone on the job.

And I decided to try on my old Girl Scout uniform.

And I don't wanna interfere in that.

And I have a great deal of respect for you too.

And I know she's coming back.

And I know the way you like, you know, tricks and jokes and all that...

And I will not tolerate you referring to anyone as a clown.

And if you can stick around...

And if you can't see that now..

And if you promise to do that to the best of your ability...

And it'd make a sick, old man happy.

And it's shaped like a little star.

And it's the same with what I did

And Miss Keller is your?

And most women need the other kind.

And my name was at the bottom of a list of a thousand candidates.

And pigeons push you around.

And please, stop making a fuss over me.

And reflexes.

And so he goes...

And tell him to take you there.

And the kid fell for it.

And then afterwards, we could go out and have a drink or some coffee...

And then he told Blumberg to be fruitful and multiply.

And then I called a recess.

And then I got ashamed...

And then they're usually only given an official reprimand.

And then when it was all over...

And then you decided to adopt me, huh?

And then, you gotta guess which hand is the ball in.

And they called it the birth of the blues.

And they're bringing him up to your office.

And this is Dan's apartment.

And this may be small comfort, but, on a personal note, I'd like you to know...

And this was Sears' best.

And Toto too.

And two.

And what makes it even more magical is that...

And what stops that? Honestly, I don't know what to do.

And whatever anybody thinks of that list...

And you made it dirt when you sent him to jail.

And you may hug the judge.

And you used to take your dog Oliver for rides in it.

And you're gonna do whatever the hell you want.

And, quite frankly, a lot of power.

And, Ronnie, you feel like she's the only woman in the world for you?

And, well, frankly, he would need a woman of similar qualities to stimulate him.

Another adult who lies about things.

Answer him.

Antonio Rodriguez. Yes. I remember him, Anthony.

Any defense, Miss Williams?

Any disembowelments tonight?

Any of us help you?

Any particular reason?

Anybody comes near me, I follow my clothes out. Understand?

Anybody seen the judge?

Anybody who would leave their child can't be emotionally well, can she?

Anything for a laugh.

Anyway, I did, and Emerson came over, and he saw me...

Anyway, the point of the story is that if somebody wants to kill you bad enough...

Appears to be a death threat.

Are "oohs" and "aahs" okay?

Are there any English speaking people here tonight?

Are we still having the victory celebration for Dan?

Are you a fan of mine?

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Are you sure you're all right?

Around the corner, number two. Mr. Boogee's in the playpen.

Art, not now!

As far as anyone else is concerned, I don't know anything about this.

As I was saying, I know that many of you are here...

As long as you know.

As of yet, we don't know who he is...

As some of you already know...

At any rate, it is my intention to proceed here in spite of everything.

At least I'm not some bluenose hypocrite who talks real righteous..

At least we agree on something.

At most I was expecting charades.

At the dentist.

Baby, are you all right?

Baby? Did he say "baby"?

Baby? Did I mention a baby?

Bar's open.

Barnes, who would have been 52 next January, pulled off a stunning upset...

Barton Jewelry Store was the offended establishment, Your Honor.

Batman.

Baton twirler, right?

Be right back.

Be that as it may, Judge Stone is older than you think.

Beat the snot out of this man. Right.

Because I didn't make any foolish moves toward him like everybody else?

Because I have stood next to death, and people liked him better.

Because I'm Santa Claus.

Because if I had set out to look for someone...

Because some mistakes are tougher to fix than others.

Because something he said at the trial stuck with me.

Because.

Beef stew.

Beefy.

Been dripping for about a month. I can't seem to get it.

Behind you.

Being in the path of my father's stare

Being nice to everybody is sick.

Believe me, in 20 minutes, I spent my time in hell.

Bernie got home around noon.

Bernie the human. Got it.

Bernie, I want to be alone.

Bernie, I'm sure you're a nice guy and all that...

Bernie, It's not for me. It's for the DA.

Besides, as a representative of the people of New York...

Besides, how do I know you're not the type...

Besides, no bad luck has befallen me...

Bet it's a snap to dry.

Bet you freeze your sleigh bells off at night, right?

Big embarrassments are still ahead.

Bizarre behavior?

Blocky and Lefty must be caught in traffic.

Blumberg was unimpressed and told him to leave.

Bomb squad humor.

Borscht and some blintzes and... Anything to drink?

Boy, Bull sure had this guy pegged.

Boy, does this bring back memories.

Boy, that was quick. What's next?

Boy, there's one thing I really hate, it's self pity.

Boy, these handcuffs must be made out of your hardened carbon steel.

Boy! Now that's what I call a decision.

Bravo!

Breaking and entering, Mr. Bowers.

Brezhnev?

Bring a box of Reggie Bars, and you got a shot.

Brown bag, tuna. Help yourself.

Bruja?

Buddy.

Bull said he could have a duplicate key made by morning.

Bull, get back here until I'm finished talking!

Bull, I appreciate the concern, but...

Bull, I know that your private life is just that: It's private.

Bull, I ran into a friend of yours.

Bull, I think I'm just gonna take my chances.

Bull, I'm afraid that Ernie is susceptible to more than just drafts.

Bull, if anyone tries to leave...

Bull, it's empty.

Bull, it's true I don't know you very well...

Bull, just between us, would a loan be in order?

Bull, Lana!

Bull, listen to me:

Bull, maybe this is none of my business...

Bull, standing rib roast?

Bull, the key.

Bull, the life preserver, that's for guests, right?

Bull, we are in court. You might wanna call me judge.

Bull, we were just wondering...

Bull, we've gotta talk about that child.

Bull, what do you say?

Bull, what is this about a baby?

Bull, where did that baby come from?

Bull, you listen to me...

Bull, you...

Bull!

Bull!

Bull!

Bull!

Bull.

Bull.

Bull.

Bull.

Bull.

Bull.

Bull.

Bull.

Bull.

Bull. Like this.

Bull. You know, like the animal?

Bull's neighbor left her baby with him while she went off to a job interview.

Bullets, Bernie. I got those too.

Burglary, that was it. I do remember him. I remember him very well.

But before that, they were naked as jaybirds.

But damn well put, sir.

But dinner?

But don't be knocking the Corps!

But don't ever do that to another human being for the rest of your life.

But don't tell me I don't care!

But every candidate does go through a thorough screening process.

But for the record, I'm 34 years old.

But I can't promise that I won't get affectionate.

But I do know that if someone told me that they loved you...

But I don't think that's gonna be necessary.

But I started to realize, "What am I doing?"

But I think I've got an answer to this problem.

But I wanted to be with him. L... I wanted to say to him:

But I was a teenager then.

But I'm afraid all I can deal with is the charge before me. Miss Tracy?

But if I ever hear you've been mistreating her...

But if I were you, I'd tattoo a little personality on him.

But if the prosecution would drop the charges...

But if the prosecution would drop the charges...

But if you can't laugh at other people, who can you laugh at?

But in a way, it works for me.

But it's not that simple.

But it's something I don't wanna talk about now. Can't you understand that?

But just for tonight.

But keep in mind that we're looking at this...

But most people do.

But Mr. Mary Poppins in there won't believe it.

But not in those words.

But the main thing is, you get to know them.

But then after that... I don't know. I just kept going.

But then, come March, I'm back to work already.

But then, most men are.

But then, once is enough, isn't it?

But there are those who say that drugs simply do away with one's inhibitions.

But there's nothing we can do until he surfaces.

But they don't ask me quite as often anymore.

But unfortunately that is part of the price we paid for growing up.

But wait! How about some dinner...

But what do I know?

But what happens if he grows up and finds out that l...?

But what kind of a job could be taking so much out of him?

But what you said about relationships...

But when he does, it's a promise:

But when my agent called me about this job...

But when you've got a problem interfering with your job...

But with all your fans, and the hoopla, the press, the attention...

But you see, it's Sunday, so no one's home.

But, Your Honor...

By the power vested in me by the state of New York...

By the way, folks...

By the way, thanks a lot for being patient with me tonight.

Bye, Bull.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye. Thanks, Carla.

Call it a hunch.

Can I go now?

Can I go to lunch?

Can I have a minute before court starts? I'd like to freshen up.

Can I have him?

Can I show you something in a bubble gum cigar?

Can I talk to her, please? Just for a minute?

Can we get on with the case and get out of here?

Can you believe that she would do that?

Can you get down to the criminal courts building right away?

Can you give it to me in a nutshell?

Can you say "Dan"?

Canada, maybe.

Cancel my hang gliding lesson, okay, Charley?

Carla B., right?

Carla Bouvoir?

Carla, for the most part, I'm nice to everybody.

Carla, listen to me.

Carla, please come out of the window.

Cash, chump.

Charged with gambling, disorderly conduct, inciting a riot...

Charley, can we try to rearrange...?

Charley, I'm happy with you, and I'm happy with your work. Okay?

Charley?

Charlie said something about a baby.

Charlie, who the hell booked this show?

Check me later and I'll show you why all the world loves a clown.

Chump.

Circus.

Clean the baby with it.

Clean the baby.

Climb on your knee and tell you what I want for Christmas?

Close the door.

Close to transportation. Good move.

Coffee with Jennifer Black, superstar?

Come here. Come. Come here.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come on down.

Come on, Bernie. Chins up.

Come on, Dan, you know how unsophisticated the public is.

Come on, Dan. Let's go find a place for you to lie down.

Come on, everybody. Let's go and let this boy get some sleep

Come on, John. Let's go. I've got a car waiting.

Come on, judge. Give the kid a break.

Come on, judge. Just to see the look on their faces would be worth it.

Come on, kids, it's party time. The refreshments are this way.

Come on, little munchkin. Chow time.

Come on, Ma. I'll take you back.

Come on, Ma. Let's go get something to eat.

Come on, mister.

Come on, Ralph. I'll take you home.

Come on, Stone, this has gone on long enough.

Come on, sweetheart. Open up the file.

Come on! She's been running around like an attention starved puppy...

Come on. Harry knows best.

Come on. If a fool at the Volunteer Fathers of America says they don't want you...

Come on. Not in front of everybody.

Come on. We're not gonna get any peace around here.

Come on. What responsible person would wanna help out...

Come on. You didn't think I believed in luck, did you?

Come on. You're wasting our time standing there, fooling around.

Commence standing.

Confucius?

Considering the facts, there's nothing we can do...

Correct.

Could be a rock.

Could be Red Buttons too.

Could be right. Could certainly explain his behavior.

Could be yours too.

Could she really be your mother?

Couldn't you just die?

Court stands in recess.

Court's in session.

Court's recessed.

Cover me.

Craven, I see your lips moving, but I don't hear anything.

Craven, our close, personal relationship...

Craven, we met briefly, we had coffee...

Craven, you get your skulking carcass out of here.

Crime: Solicitation.

Criminal court, part two, City of New York, is now in session.

Criminal courts, part two, city of New York, is now in session.

Criminal record?

Cuckoo?

Cut her loose tonight.

Cut her loose.

Cute headline, don't you think? "Rocker Tries Judge."

Cute kid, the judge.

Cute? Gee willikers, I'm all for it.

Dacron, lightweight, easy care, good choice.

Dad never talked about her and frankly, after he died, I never thought much about her.

Daddy won't give us his blessing after only one date.

Damn it. You were nice to me.

Dan Fielding, assistant district attorney.

Dan Fielding, assistant district attorney.

Dan was wrong. I netted $8 million last year.

Dan, how could you think of yourself at a time like this?

Dan, how you feeling?

Dan, I know you know, but if it's of any consolation, I voted for you.

Dan, Liz, come on over here. You'll be the witnesses.

Dan, please.

Dan!

Dan?

Dan.

Dan's apartment is good.

Dan's probably right.

Danny, there was some messy little business with a doll when you were eight.

Dark glasses and a cane.

Denied, but the court sympathizes, Mr. Prosecutor. What's the story?

Did a really bad singer come by here?

Did anyone down there see him leave the building?

Did he hit you?

Did he say?

Did I mention it was on whole wheat?

Did I mention the ability to hear the slightest sounds and read thoughts?

Did I mention the two Plymouths and the life insurance policy?

Did she attempt any multi syllable words or anything?

Didn't Solomon do that?

Didn't take you long to dismantle this sucker, did it?

Discuss it, create a forum.

Do I have an opening bid?

Do I look intimidating?

Do I make myself clear?

Do I make myself clear?

Do people do this to you?

Do we shut down if something else happens?

Do you know where I can find Mrs. Eleanor Brandon?

Do you know why I had your father's file in my drawer, Anthony?

Do you mean to tell me these sweet, innocent looking young women...

Do you mind if I make a phone call?

Do you promise not to jump him with a bunch of problems...

Do you promise to try to show her that you love her...

Do you still love animals?

Do you think I would take a chance on hurting you?

Docket update. Check it over, and then I'll post it.

Does a bear extravasate in the forest?

Does anybody understand what I'm saying here?

Does anyone understand what I'm trying to do here?

Does it have one of those machines on it...

Does the name Antonio Rodriguez mean anything to you?

Does the name Parcheesi mean anything to you?

Doesn't it, Mitch?

Doesn't that train noise affect the baby?

Doing what you were meant to do.

Don't anybody ever tell me I don't care!

Don't be silly. I'm not as stupid as I look.

Don't blame me, mister. The whole industry's being deregulated.

Don't do anything foolish.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Don't get depressed on me.

Don't go bursting into flames on me now, okay?

Don't lie to me.

Don't make me bring it up.

Don't mention it.

Don't move.

Don't press so hard.

Don't rock the boat? Is that it?

Don't waste your breath. It won't affect my decision.

Don't worry about it, I'm not.

Don't worry about it, kid. You're still young.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about me. I can take care of myself.

Don't worry, and thanks again for the nice letter.

Don't worry, sir. I'm sure nothing will happen.

Don't worry. Harry's here.

Don't worry. I won't bother you anymore.

Don't you ever get bored, Lana?

Don't you ever...

Don't you hate them? Idle conversation with people you got nothing in common with.

Don't you see? Our clothing inhibits us, people.

Don't you want to put up a fight or anything?

Don't you?

Doris Day?

Down in the parking lot just now...

Dr. Peter Green, Winwood Psychiatric Center.

Dress accordingly.

Drip, drip, drip. Must lose 30, 40 gallons per day.

Duane is putting up a fight, Nora, with himself.

Duck.

During that time, I order the defendant Mrs. Kerr and her husband Mr. Kerr...

Dutton, if you're inconvenienced, I'm glad.

Easy. I just made an absurd suggestion.

Eclectic in nature, multidimensional in personality.

Eddie, I know it appears that way right now, but believe me...

Eddie, is he really Santa Claus?

Eddie's right.

Eleanor?

Emerson has his good points, you know. He's practical. He's dependable. He's safe.

Emerson understands computers, foreign policy...

Emerson, I've got to go. I'll see you later.

Emerson, please. Figure it out for yourself.

Emerson's a Volvo.

Ernie's very susceptible to drafts.

Eventually you're just gonna get tired and fall asleep.

Eventually, you're gonna be...

Ever see Night of the Living Dead?

Every time I came to court, you smiled at me.

Everybody get a kick out of seeing the tart make a fool of herself?

Everybody ready? We'll start off with place of residence...

Everything dripping into pools all over the place.

Everything's locked up, Your Honor.

Except chocolate cigarettes.

Except snakes.

Excuse me, could you hurry it up?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Do you happen to have a lint brush on you?

Excuse me. I gotta fix the shower in the guards' lounge.

Excuse me. I hate to break up your little party...

Excuse me. Where's the nearest exit?

Excuse me. Who are you?

Excuse me. Who do I see about finding somebody who was arrested?

Extra strength or regular?

Family.

Family. Family.

Far be it from me to advise you on courtroom matters...

Fate?

Find a Russian restaurant. Somebody there must speak Russian.

Fine, thanks. I've done this before.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. I'll just stroll on over there to my hole...

Fine. Then it is so ordered.

Firing up the old yule log, eh, Mr. Claus?

First case, Emil Dutton, Your Honor.

First case. Maynard Dressel, second degree burglary.

Fish can't talk to you, Leonard.

Fish, mostly.

Fish.

Five? One, two...

Fixing windows and puttering around the house.

Foley.

For a lousy couple of days? It's not worth the pain.

For a minute there, I actually believed him.

For breakfast, Mom would have to fix me a few dozen eggs...

For example, companionship.

For example, I know that your mom and dad...

For five hours?

For starters? You can get me a drink.

For your information, it's just a virus.

Forget about the rabbit's foot. It was an accident. It's gone.

Forget it.

Four eyes? How archaic.

Frankly, Judge Stone, I'm floored.

Friend.

From a legal standpoint, a juvenile file doesn't even exist.

From me, he thought, you see...

Gee, come on! Whatever happened to toaster ovens and blenders?

Gee, Ronnie, I never heard you talk that way before.

Gee. A whole dime.

Get a shave.

Get down!

Get it? Barbara, Buffy?

Get me out of here, Vince.

Get off the pot? Got it.

Get out of here.

Get the idea?

Get your pompous butt back in here, Willard.

Gil Hodges.

Gil Hodges.

Give me a dog any day.

Give me one more chance, huh?

Give me the key.

Go and tease Bull about his hair.

Go figure.

Go on, Mr. Dipstick... I mean...

Go, Yankees!

God, I was so close.

Gonna make a great story.

Good choice.

Good God.

Good idea. A drink. You come over here. We'll sit down and talk.

Good luck to you, old man.

Good luck, Louise.

Good night, Bull.

Good night, Miss Wagner.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good work.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Got it. Listen, are you sure you can handle her by yourself?

Got two fifties.

Gotcha.

Gotta be a war going on somewhere.

Gracias.

Great job, Bull. Well, did you see what you just did?

Great little icebreaker, no doubt. But, Mr. Reynolds...

Great seats, though.

Great.

Great.

Great. How's that for a cold sore?

Grow up. It's 1984.

Guess who.

Guilt. Good move.

Guys, I'm afraid we have a real problem in there.

Hamper, near the table!

Happiness just worries Emerson.

Happy honeymoon!

Harry, about my proposition...

Harry, do something.

Harry, don't misunderstand me. We just think of ourselves as a fraternity.

Harry, how could you take pudding from a hooker?

Harry, how could you?

Harry, I guess I thought...

Harry, I had no idea how damaging...

Harry, I just wanted to say that back there in the cafeteria...

Harry, I love you!

Harry, if you have anything else to tell us...

Harry, listen, maybe you were right before. I mean, the bomb was a fake, wasn't it?

Harry, the set's warm.

Harry, we want you to be a member of that club.

Harry, why don't I have a talk with her, woman to woman?

Harry, you have to believe me that I had no idea I'd find this.

Harry, you made that little boy very, very happy.

Harry, you've been holding out on us.

Harry, Your Honor, I've got great news.

Harry!

Harry!

Harry?

Harry?

Harry?

Harry?

Harry?

Harry?

Harry.

Harry.

Harry.

Harry.

Harry.

Harry. Harry, are you all right?

Harry. Yakov. Harry.

Harry...

Harry...

Have a ball.

Have a nice night.

Have a seat, pumpkin.

Have a seat.

Have fun, you two.

Have you ever seen anyone sleep like that?

Have you ever seen The Munsters?

Have you ever tried smiling?

Have you noticed how he never sweats?

Having listened to the testimony and read the statements...

He asked me to give you these.

He bared his teeth at me.

He believed in her.

He bought it.

He cares enough to take the time, to risk his health...

He cares for you. Mary cares for you. I care for you.

He doesn't even look old enough to use a razor.

He doesn't have that same sparkle in his eyes anymore.

He gets you, we'll get him.

He had a streusel in his pants, and she had a blouse full of Fritos.

He had to hurry across town. He's gonna be on this TV program in a few minutes.

He has a friend named Hacksaw.

He is one of New York's newest judges...

He left here in...

He lied.

He likes to work around the apartment in his spare time.

He looks it. There he is. Hey, Bull, over here!

He looks like he hasn't slept in a month.

He loves it, really.

He overheard some policemen talking, perhaps.

He owned a crystal shop.

He passes what on?

He refuses to give any other name other than Santa Claus.

He said, "Your Honor, I have a little boy that I love very much...

He said, sit down!

He says, "We gotta lessen the burden...

He started chasing sports cars, and he was run over.

He told me this hilarious story about a caucus fight...

He told the truth. Brilliant. I never suspected it.

He told us. It seems that he offered to be a volunteer father...

He took advantage of you. Am I close?

He turned out to be a temporary too.

He twisted these girls' innocent hopes and dreams into...

He wants to leave.

He was presumed to have been killed in action in 1973...

He was right. She came back.

He won't leave home without it.

He's a cute old guy though, isn't he?

He's a doctor. What else is he gonna get for Christmas?

He's been late for work four days in a row.

He's got a 16 slice toaster out there.

He's got that animal quality I'm looking for.

He's hungry. I gotta go get some food at the corner store.

He's just a little frustrated, that's all. Believe me...

He's just a little frustrated, that's all. Believe me...

He's not like you.

He's not your type.

He's pretty much a homebody, I guess you'd say.

He's right. Nobody takes me seriously.

He's the guy who's been threatening you.

He's the victim, Your Honor. The ladies are the defendants.

He's working with some kind of therapist.

Heads again. It's your lucky day.

Heads, I stay a judge, tails, I resign.

Heads, we send her up the river, tails, you take her home.

Heads. I'm still a judge.

Hello, gorgeous!

Hello, Ms. Black. Hello, Your Honor.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Helpless.

Here goes.

Here it is: Heads, I send Louise to jail for seven years.

Here it is.

Here you are, fella.

Here you go, Mr. Foley.

Here you go, sir.

Here you go, Your Honor.

Here you go.