Mortal Kombat Edit

A brother...

A complete fucking asshole.

A dog who fails his training classes.

A fighter without a marking can never achieve their arcana.

A gift from the marking of the Dragon.

A little help!

Aah!

Aah!

Actually, that's kind of a funny story.

Afraid time's up.

After 4000 years, the Hasashi bloodline still lives on.

Again.

Again. Again. Again!

Ah, for fuck sake.

Ah, girls can be mean!

Ah, let's look at the score board, shall we?

Ah!

Ah! Damn it!

All right, guys. Little less of this.

All right, hang on.

All right, well, time to go eat, yeah.

All right.

All right. Bye, bye, blondie.

All right. I'm out of here.

All right. Simple. But how...

All the best artists are a little twisted, mate.

All the champions of Earth.

All the Gods are forbidden

All we've learned about the dragon markings.

All you can do now is test your might.

All you got to do is kill me.

Allison!

Allison...

Ally.

Almost felt that one.

Always rely on Cole Young. Human punching bag.

An aggressive little bunny.

And a fighter without an arcana is a liability to the others.

And all I kept thinking about

And anything, I find inside that temple

And brought me to the Wu Shi Academy.

And faster.

And FYI, most of them are dead already.

And get out of me fucking way.

And hid her in the one place

And I met Lord Raiden.

And if I stay here and it shows up,

And in that moment, my arcana came forth.

And murderous of all the realms.

And Shang Tsung will enslave the entire human race.

And take turns sucking my sack?

And taking Earth realm forever.

And then that lizard thing took off half my face.

And they will kill whoever they have to,

And they're no match for all of you.

And trust me, it has its perks.

And who are you two, huh?

And why am I the only champion that had the marking since I was born?

And you got two million dollars.

And you owe me...

And you proved to yourself that you can do this or...

And you think you have won.

And you're almost out of it.

Angry mentally, physically.

Another one of Earth's champions.

Answers to Kano.

Are you ready?

Are you sure Dad's gonna be able to find us?

Are you sure? We can take him out together.

Are you trying to tell me something, soldier?

Arms dealer, drug runner,

As an elite fighter.

As long as you got that marking they're coming for you,

As Mortal Kombat.

At last.

Back inside.

Badass suit, Dad.

Be still and listen.

Because if you fail to discover your inner power,

Because there'll be no opposition left to fight.

Because we need to find every last champion

Because you cannot save yourself.

Before it's too late.

Before our mortal enemies from the Outworld come for us.

Before the tournament begins.

Bi Han.

Blade, I got him.

Blade!

But all I ever wanted was to be accepted by you...

But another has escaped.

But death is only another portal.

But he's got a laser now. Watch out for that.

But his bloodline lived on.

But I cannot save every soul within it.

But I gotta piss again.

But it's July.

But let's do it our way.

But maybe I'll stick around, you fucking idiots.

But not here.

But the training area is for the chosen ones only.

But there are other enemies to fight.

But we must strike now.

But you...

By following the rules.

By the same assassin that hunts you now.

By the time I found Jax, I was too late.

Careful, he bites.

Check it's tight.

Children.

Close the door.

Close your hand.

Cole Young.

Cole, do not give up on this.

Cole, how's your arm?

Cole!

Cole!

Cole?

Cole.

Combat takes intelligence.

Come on, Kano.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, Major. I've seen better than that.

Come on, you got this.

Come on!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come take a look at this.

Come, come. Through here.

Completely sure. Look, I just want to get us out of here.

Could be shit. Could be, uh... Could be a frisbee hat.

Cute.

Dad!

Daddy, use your uppercut!

Damn, Young. You're a hell of a fighter, man.

Descendant of the Great Kung Lao.

Did you make that last part up?

Did you see a guy down there?

Did you shoot it?

Different cultures all over the world,

Do I sound Russian to you, you fucking idiot?

Do you have any fucking idea who you're talking to?

Does it have to be him? I...

Does that mean I'm gonna get superpowers at any point?

Don't tap out!

Don't tell me about the Black Dragon.

Don't worry, darling!

Done six tours, motherfucker.

Done! Done!

Earthrealm is lost.

Earthrealm...

Eat more, heal fast.

Emily!

Endlessly searching for revenge.

Everyone loves me.

Everyone's got a price.

Failure?

Fat, lazy pig.

Fate has better standards than you.

Fight with us and you could have more money

Fight!

Fighting requires both attacking and defending, not just throwing punches.

Finally the Hasashi bloodline will end.

Finally, you have come to seek out Raiden's...

Find someone else who'll do this in an hour's notice for $200.

Find Sonya Blade, 806 West Washington Boulevard.

Find the truth in you.

Finish them!

First learned about this seven years ago.

First time?

Flawless victory.

Focus on the pain, Cole.

Follow me.

For centuries, the Hasashi marking

For Kung Lao.

For reasons beyond my ken,

For the Lin Kuei.

For thousands of years,

From engaging in one realm's war against another.

Fuck another four armed monster showing up.

Fuck it. Three million.

Fuck the temple.

Fuck this.

Fuck this. I need a break.

Fuck, no.

Fuck.

Fuckin' hell.

Fucking A,

Fucking bitch!

Fucking failure?

Fucking hell!

Fucking hell.

Fucking poetry.

Fucking whoops.

Funny. It didn't sound much like thanks for saving my ass.

Get back inside!

Get closer!

Get fucked.

Get in the car!

Get in the car.

Get in the truck, Cole!

Get me out of here. I could help you.

Get off me!

Get off your fucking ass, Major.

Get over here.

Get your family to safety.

Give me one more crack at it.

Give me Reiko.

Give me that GPS. I'm taking point.

Give them time to do their work.

Go now and kill Earth Realm's champions, Bi Han.

Go on then, take it.

Go, be with your family.

Good stuff.

Good.

Got my eyes on him right now.

Gotcha.

Great.

Guess I should have thrown the uppercut, huh?

Had you controlled the cage.

Hang on. Hang the fuck on.

Hanzo Hasashi.

Hanzo Hasashi's.

Hanzo is a ghost. I killed him centuries ago.

Has passed down through your ancestors.

Has the blood on your hands taught you nothing?

Have me met?

Have our assassins double the efforts.

He had a marking,

He is here to save you

He stayed behind to fight.

He talks so much.

He was a purveyor of rare things.

He was born with it.

He was murdered along with his wife and eldest son

He was this close to beating him.

He wouldn't think to find her.

He's a low life, piece of shit scumbag.

He's a mercenary with The Black Dragon clan.

He's a psychopath.

He's about to get his soul sucked.

He's experienced, fast, a good fighter.

He's got the mark, I saw it.

He's the reason I live in an iron lung.

He's with his family.

He's, uh... Yeah.

Hell, you could turn this old temple into your own casino

Help us.

Help!

Hey, big boy!

Hey, David Copperfield. Hang on.

Hey, do you ever shut up?

Hey, hey, new guy, new guy.

Hey, I'm talking to you.

Hey, you listen to me.

Hey, you're out of it.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

Hi, buddy.

Hmm.

Hold on tight, guys.

Hollywood? What the hell's in Hollywood?

Hollywood.

Hollywood.

Holy... What is this?

Honey, I'm home.

Hopefully, she'll have some answers.

How about you two get on your knees

How about you?

How do I find my arcana?

How do we keep going?

How does that sound?

How you planning on getting us there?

How?

How'd it go?

How'd you do that?

Huh? Any of you rip anyone's heart out? Hey.

I also give really good foot massages.

I am Liu Kang.

I am no longer Bi Han. I am Sub Zero.

I am the Black Dragon.

I can't help.

I don't take orders from anyone, Kabal.

I fancy myself a bit of an artist.

I got a score to settle.

I got us the plane.

I had a hope the power in your bloodline was still strong in you.

I hate to interrupt your bullshit, blondie.

I have come for your souls.

I have lived here my whole life.

I have seen the so called champions of Earth realm,

I just fucking might.

I keep, no fucking splitsies.

I killed the lizard man.

I knew I'd get mine first.

I knew it.

I know how to find

I know I've seen you kick his ass before,

I know it.

I know this is personal for you.

I know you had fuck all choices.

I live in this shit hole.

I love the scream right before...

I mean, and look, they spelled it wrong.

I mean, they're better trained and better prepared.

I must find a way to bring his shield down

I need you tomorrow night.

I rescued Hanzo's only surviving child...

I should go.

I spent years trying to figure out what it all means.

I swear to God, I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.

I think I can help.

I think I know what's going on here.

I think there's another tournament coming.

I thought I clipped it.

I thought you said you couldn't get involved.

I took it from him the day he died.

I want your fireballs.

I wanted to quit,

I was about to go for a stroll,

I was gonna head there anyway.

I was just warming up.

I was lucky enough to find Kano here instead.

I was tracking another champion.

I will bring armies.

I'd come out if I were you.

I'll assemble a new list of champions.

I'll dumb it down for you.

I'll fucking kill you.

I'll give you that. It's pretty good.

I'll see you at base at 2300.

I'm a popular guy.

I'm an orphan from the south side of Chicago.

I'm here.

I'm impressed.

I'm Liu Kang from the Shaolin Order of Light.

I'm looking for Sonya Blade.

I'm not gonna let that happen.

I'm not the fighter that I used to be, okay.

I'm not your enemy.

I'm off.

I'm Sonya.

I'm sorry, Liu Kang.

I'm sorry.

I'm the black fucking dragon.

I'm the one you want.

I'm useless.

I'm wanted in over 35 countries for shit,

I've a better idea.

I've come to claim your world.

If he discovers we're breaking rules

If we're to die...

If you had 100 days to train.

If you want it so much,

If you wanted to.

Impossible.

In Mortal Kombat, talent will only get you so far.

In order to obliterate our opposition.

In the fight pit, you'll discover yours.

Is he on our side?

Is it gonna be lightning, huh?

Is that the only move you know, mate?

It cauterized his wounds.

It could kill us all.

It does, doesn't it?

It has been my charge to gather

It is an honor to have Shokan blood on our side.

It is essential that we begin your training for the next tournament.

It is forbidden to claim victory until the tournament begins.

It is my job to protect Earthrealm

It is the realm between your world and mine.

It just kind of sounds like you made it up.

It must come from your soul.

It seems as though we have our work cut out for us.

It seems that throughout history,

It signifies that you've been chosen

It was fucking amazing...

It was supposed to be together.

It wasn't always like this.

It's a doorway back...

It's a string bracelet.

It's after both of us. Look.

It's after me.

It's all real.

It's an invitation...

It's been a while.

It's been fun.

It's better than fireballs, you pussy.

It's healing up.

It's not a birthmark, Cole.

It's not over, we still need to fight.

It's not over.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

It's snowing.

It's the ultimate catalyst.

It's unique.

Jax and I were on a mission in Brazil

Jax could have killed it. I...

Jax hasn't checked in. Where is he?

Jax sent me.

Jax, where are you?

Jax! Hey, Jax.

Jax.

Just gotta jump, count to three,

Just name your price, then double it and double it again.

Just sit tight.

Just take it. Take it!

Just teach me how you do it.

Just wait here.

Just working on a Kano graphic novel.

Kano wins.

Kano, none of your fucking business.

Kano, use the flare!

Kano, what?

Kid can dream. Can't he?

Kill them.

Knife.

Kung Lao and I have discovered our arcana.

Kung Lao and I have served together.

Kung Lao.

Laser beam!

Leave the Elder Gods to me.

Legends says champions used to train there for Mortal Kombat.

Let me ask you this.

Let me educate you, motherfucker. I'm Kano.

Let me see your wound.

Let's do the damn thing.

Let's give them one.

Let's see if you have what it takes.

Let's see. Throwing down again?

Like what?

Lineage?

Listen carefully.

Little more of this. Come on.

Little parting gift from Kano.

Liu...

Look at yourself.

Looks like you're ready for anything.

Lord Raiden, can you send anyone anywhere?

Lord Raiden.

Lucky for me, you can hardly notice it.

Lucky for you I don't have any standards.

Make yourself at home.

Master Bo' Rai Cho found me half dead in the gutter

Master.

Maybe thirty to be safe.

Maybe you should lay off the egg rolls,

Mileena, let's finish this.

Miss Sonya, sit, please.

Mom!

Mom!

More training tomorrow.

Murder for hire,

My first day of training...

My hand.

My lord, I've gathered the remaining champions of Earth.

My loyal warriors, Kabal, General Reiko,

My man, I was just about to call you.

My research shows that there's realms and species

Nah.

Name's Jax.

Never heard of him.

Next time I see you, I will not bring fighters.

Nice chatting with you.

Nice to meet you, Jax.

No Harry Potter shit, all right?

No matter how many of my people you put in the ground,

No offense, whoever you are.

No one knows where it is.

No skin off my sack.

No, Mom!

No, no, Cole.

No, no, you misunderstand.

No, no.

No, shit. But they don't have the marking.

No, that was great. Really.

No!

No! Emily! No!

No.

No.

Nobody's taking him out one on one.

Not bad.

Not what, who.

Now don't get sensitive.

Now get out of here.

Now I know that's not the case.

Now I tear out your spine, champion!

Now put that back.

Now this one really speaks to me.

Now we shall end this prophecy once and for all.

Now what?

Now you will die with your family.

Now, come on. What do you say?

Now, destroy him, my beauty.

Now, sit down!

Now, we got one each.

Now!

Of me little marking.

Of the only chance of your survival?

Oh oh.

Oh, bloody garden gnomes,

Oh, by the way, you beer's shit,

Oh, gee.

Oh, God.

Oh, hello, sunshine.

Oh, I got a friend with a plane.

Oh, I got an idea.

Oh, I'm sorry, did I cut ya?

Oh, shit.

Oh, you're finally quitting, huh?

Oh!

Oh! Fucking nothing gets by you, does it?

Oh.

Okay, that's far enough, MC Hammer.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. I'm almost ready.

On purpose.

On the helping you thing.

On the wrong side of the electric fence, tough guy.

One more thing, champ.

One more victory and Outworld will gain control over Earth forever,

Only a matter of time.

Only death.

Ooh.

Or they won't stick around either.

Orphans like me.

Our enemies have claimed nine straight victories.

Our greatest enemy.

Pass us some fucking egg roll, would you?

Pig's ass.

Please tell me I get the bitch with the teeth.

Plus they don't mind breaking the rules.

Plus, if you're bullshitting me,

Powerless, arrogant.

Pretty cool. Show him.

Prince Goro.

Princess, why don't you try being one of them silent monks?

Pull this side.

Put what back?

Raiden has prevented entry into his temple.

Real cute.

Regret it for the rest of your life.

Right after he slit the guy's throat.

Scum of the Earth.

See you around, champ.

Seeing how you wouldn't be ready to fight

Send in the reptilian, Syzoth.

Set in stone by the Elder Gods...

Shang Tsung cannot follow us here.

Shang Tsung!

Shang Tsung.

She is beautiful, isn't she?

She's finally asleep.

She's one of us.

She's smart.

Shit!

Shove it so far up your ass, you start speaking Spanish.

Shut up and pass me a fucking egg roll.

Sit. I will warm you.

So do you believe me now?

So far it feels like an ambush.

So how close are we?

So how did you find your arcana?

So I chose to take it from him.

So what would I need to do?

So what's the plan?

So where did this come from?

So yeah, it's a hard pass for me

So you must train harder,

So you wanna play hide and seek.

So, like it or not Cole, you're the guy.

Soft and useless.

Sonya Blade,

Sonya, are you okay?

Sonya...

Sorry, what did I miss?

Sorry. My days fighting for 200 bucks are done.

Sounds like we got a deal.

Special forces.

Standing.

Still in one piece.

Stop him!

Straight up, thirty two, eh?

Sub Zero tracked and killed

Sub Zero.

Take it.

Take the truck.

Take whatever trophies you desire...

Taking orders from this Wu Shu wanker,

Tell me, blondie, how does that feel?

Terrible fighter.

Than you know what to do with.

Thank you for flying Air Kano,

Thank you for helping my fighter find his arcana.

Thanks.

That dragon logo you got... I, I dig that, man.

That dragon marking,

That is why Jax and I have been tracking you

That mask cutting off your air supply, you dumb prick?

That should be fun.

That thing is hunting people with the marking.

That was it, wasn't it?

That was my knife, too!

That we didn't even know existed.

That's good.

That's my final offer.

That's pretty cool.

That's pretty cool.

That's why you're here.

That's, that's impossible.

The blade of Hanzo.

The blood on this blade is your ancestors.

The conflict outside of Mortal Kombat is not forbidden.

The Dragon has swallowed many before us.

The dragon marking transferred directly onto his skin.

The fate of Earthrealm is in our hands.

The furthest reaches of hell,

The grand champion of the Order of Light.

The great hunter, Nitara.

The great protector, Lord Raiden.

The ice...

The locals wouldn't shut the fuck up...

The man that took the belt from Eddie Tobias.

The marking.

The moment he died, Hanzo descended into the Netherrealm,

The name he gave me,

The name is Kung Lao.

The pain.

The point of your training is for you to unlock that power.

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

The prophecy is upon us,

The target had superhuman abilities.

The target had the same marking you do, Cole.

The time has come to end this.

The time has long passed.

The undoing of the prophecy has begun.

Then you're on the wrong side.

There are not many of us with the marking left.

There I was trying to shove

There is no prophecy.

There is none.

There it is...

There will always be another to take their place.

There will be no mercy.

There will be no tournament

There you are.

There you go.

There you go. Good boy.

There, I was given a purpose.

There's more to this, Cole.

There's nothing for you here,

These are my friends.

These are not me.

These are your champions?

These don't work.

These murals are the living history of Mortal Kombat.

They give me the creeps.

They just don't make them like they used to.

They make those in men's sizes?

They reference a great tournament.

They tried to kill my family.

They will ravage everything you hold dear.

They're beautiful.

Think I get it now. It's kind of like a box of chocolates.

This doesn't feel like a tournament.

This guy's nuts down his throat.

This is a bit harder than I thought.

This is fucking tragic.

This is not the blood of the Chosen One.

This is Outworld.

This is what I have to work with?

This is where we keep

This temple was a holy place of worship.

This totally make up my superpowers.

Those are great, mate.

Thought I was gonna die.

Three million dollars.

Throw your uppercut!

Time to jump out of this shit box.

To capture a wanted fugitive.

To fight for Earth.

To fight for something known

To find a way to heal him.

To get to you.

Today we are victorious.

Today you have killed my warriors

Told you so.

Too many beers, huh?

Top knot, at the end.

Tore through our unit in seconds.

Twenty seven, twenty eight K's.

Twirling his anal beads,

Two million dollars.

Two million.

Uh, you got a pen? You want to write this down?

Unlike Kung Lao, I was just a worthless stray.

Upon graduation, I was given a name of a man.

Use it and the spirit of Hanzo fights with you.

Wait... You just shot a fireball out of your hand.

Want me to put it on?

Want me to slow down a little?

Was that Russian?

We are in the void.

We are on the precipice of victory

We are running out of time, Cole.

We cannot let our guard down.

We didn't win nine straight tournaments

We don't have much time.

We had to run 20 miles.

We have no time to lose.

We have to be sure.

We must go. He awaits.

We must start training now.

We need to control the fight.

We need to fight smarter.

We need to split them up.

We needed a safe place to run our operation.

We save Sub Zero for last.

We say thirty five there'll be no surprises.

We take him out together as a team.

We will already be victorious.

We will not see another full moon

We wouldn't be here without her.

We'll see if you're a natural blonde.

We're fine. Are you okay?

We've sourced every realm

Welcome.

Well,

Well, ain't that something.

Well, do or die, princess.

Well, hang on.

Well, how about I take that stupid fucking sombrero you're wearing,

Well, I'm willing to die for my family.

Well, is he gonna live?

Well, they do now.

Well, they don't want a tournament.

Well, this looks, uh, pretty safe.

Well, well, well.

What about me, Gandalf, where's my fortune cookie jar...

What about Sub Zero?

What about you?

What are you doing?

What are you looking at?

What are you waiting for, asshole?

What did you say?

What do you got there?

What else is gonna shoot out of my hands? Like, knives or guns...

What happened?