Shameless - Season 6 Edit

A big one.

A few months.

A gun.

A jeweler can file it off, easy.

Aah!

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely, Lillian.

Accepted all of you for who you are,

Aftershave. Good for razor burn.

Against my better judgment, yeah.

Against the U.S. Cavalry.

Ah, God.

Ah, good job, boo.

Ah, just gentrification with a fancier name

Ah, shit.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Lillian.

Ah...

Alex just quit, and Tony broke his foot falling off the stage.

All fighting to keep the land

All right, I'm gonna go get dressed.

All right, let's go.

All right, that was an inadvertent error

All right?

All the time?

All those not in the wedding party,

All wanting to talk and know what's going on with them

Am I a disappointment?

Ambulance jockey future didn't work out?

An illness that I am managing, by the way,

An infant's a lot of work.

An old Mexican lady was selling them out on the corner.

And Carl thinks he's a brother...

And Fiona, my beautiful Fiona.

And five, six, seven, and...

And for the rich people, so help me God.

And he doesn't have a key.

And help more around the house.

And I can appreciate the effort,

And I don't want to work someplace I'm not wanted.

And I figured they could use a reminder

And I I am handicapped.

And I really don't mind doing it.

And I'm acting all freaky,

And I'm acting all freaky,

And I'm gonna walk you down that fucking aisle.

And my cash is missing

And my Visa.

And my Visa.

And Native American genocides.

And not what you're thinking up there with your big head,

And now on our wedding day?

And now you're marrying Sean.

And of course all three

And one of those three

And she looked frozen, so I took pity on her.

And show her the little box

And show up for your court appearance.

And the little, uh...

And to give her away.

And you are world class.

And you could spread the petals for her.

And, one, two, three, five, six, seven.

Any adults at home help you care for Francis?

Are any of the windows broken?

Are living on the streets because they can't get help

Are outstanding free throw shooters,

Are you a for real lesbo?

Are you getting any help at home?

Are you wearing cologne?

As a janitor?

At the clinic this afternoon.

Auto versus pedestrian.

Aw, fuck!

Aw, what are you doing, Gallagher?

Aw.

Ay.

Baggies with this brown powder?

Be the flower girl at the wedding tomorrow?

Beautiful.

Because you don't have to.

Believe me, I know whereof I speak.

Believe me, you're as good as expelled.

Believe me. I'm Russian.

Bipolar.

Bounce off the bumper of a rig doing 80.

Boys had to work extra shifts in order to cover.

Bruno, hold up. Wait.

Bruno, wait.

Bruno.

Bulgarian Independence Day.

But at least I'm an honest asshole.

But don't tell me I can't do this job.

But I don't like you.

But I'm still your father

But in little pieces, you know?

But it was the last one in her bucket,

But thanks.

But what's going on down there in your little head.

But, yeah, I think we can swing it.

Call her anyway.

Call your family, Philip.

Can you copy?

Can you or your family afford bail?

Can your family afford to supply you with an attorney?

Carl and Dominique are watching her.

Carl.

Cash or credit?

Cheating on your bride the night before your wedding?

Chief fucking Joseph?

Chief Joseph.

Chief Joseph.

Chief Joseph's birthday, too.

Clyde?

Clyde.

Come on, get in.

Come on.

Come on. Come on, Frank. Let's go.

Company policy is wrong.

Condoms? No matter what.

Congratulations.

Couldn't we just dance to some old Motown, Lillian?

Cross draw. Sig Sauer 226?

Daddy, how's this?

Damn it, Lip.

Day before the wedding, but you got ripped off.

Deb's 15 with a baby on her hip,

Debs was up with her all night.

Definitely.

Didn't give me much notice when you quit.

Didn't leave a message.

Do I need to call the police?

Do it today?

Do my part.

Do we have a problem?

Do you have a brain in your head?

Do you know the temperature... The... the fucking...

Do you take checks?

Dobroye utro.

Does Fiona know?

Does the ass of that bar stool feel nice and worn in?

Dom. Your white boy's here.

Dominique.

Dominique's dad.

Don't even think about it.

Don't plan on liking you.

Don't think, Sean.

Dow is down 20.

Drive up the freeway between your legs

Eggs.

Even when you couldn't find a place in your heart

Every chance you get.

Every day?

Every minute of every day,

Everybody has shit they have to deal with.

Extra spicy wings for my dad,

Family first.

Father... here I am, father of the bride.

Fiancée.

Figured I'd see if I can get my job back at the university.

Finish your juice and go brush your teeth, okay?

Fiona?

Fiona.

First week will be tough.

For trying to talk her out of ruining her life?

For two days in a row.

For when you do the thing.

For which I have apologized many, many times

For you to kill my daughter's asshole of a fiancé, fuckhead.

For you to take care of that thing?

Frank says you're drinking too much.

Frank, come on. Get out of here.

Frank?

Franny needs you to take care of yourself, too.

Franny still asleep?

From the Cook County Public Defender's Office.

From the El.

Fuck you!

Fuck!

Fuck.

Fuck...

Fucked up right now.

Fucking Frank.

Fucking ki...

Furnace air intake?

Gah, baby's sleeping.

Gah.

Gallagher.

Get enough sleep. You eat well.

Get the fuck out of here.

Get the fuck out of here.

Get your ass out of my car.

Getting hammered, apparently.

Gift cards.

Girlfriend's father, huh?

Give up what?

Go back to college. Learn something.

Go on, then. Go.

Go, Frank. You're not wanted here.

Go, go, go, go!

Gonna watch the DePaul game with Luther tonight.

Good morning, sir.

Good. Prove it.

Got expelled.

Got some family birthdays coming up.

Got to go.

Government of the rich people, by the rich people,

Great.

Groomsmen and groom, follow us.

Grow up.

Had a little work done.

Have faults.

Have I disappointed you, Sean?

Have you been through this before?

He tunneled in?

He who is without sin,

Here you go.

Hey, bean. Cinnamon waffles?

Hey, Brad.

Hey, can I get a ride to the El?

Hey, could I get another?

Hey, drop the tire iron!

Hey, I I have to go.

Hey, is Don here?

Hey, man, if you're looking to get your job back,

Hey, man.

Hey, there's something engraved here.

Hey, yo, Ian.

Hey, you're okay, you're okay.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. No classes today?

Hey. You all right?

Hi, I'm Ms. Alonso

His mom didn't want him to miss any school.

Hmm, sometime after 3:00.

Holy shit.

How about you?

How fucking cold...

How long you been using again?

How many did you think it was gonna take you

How many hits did it take you this morning?

How many hours?

How much?

How much?

How old are you, Debbie?

How you doing, Lip? You all right?

How'd she get this bruise?

How's it going, Joe?

Huh, oh, you mean accidents like Franny.

Huh.

I already did, you moron.

I always accepted you for who you are,

I bet it'd be sweet.

I can and can't afford, please?

I can see you've been trying to make improvements on yourself,

I can't afford to forfeit the bail.

I can't have someone on my team I don't trust.

I can't pay for this.

I can't remember how much credit I have available on this card.

I changed all the locks to deadbolts,

I could have frozen in there.

I could have handled it better.

I decided to take up on your advice

I didn't do anything to bring this on myself.

I didn't do it for you.

I didn't hear the magic word.

I didn't order vodka.

I do a mean white man shuffle.

I don't even know why you bother.

I don't even think we're coming.

I don't know what you need

I don't know you.

I don't need her help.

I don't want to like you.

I don't want to miss it.

I don't want you here.

I don't want you to end up like Frank, okay?

I gave you a thousand down.

I get ready now.

I got bored.

I got fired.

I got from those needles you sold me.

I got it.

I got the rest.

I got to get to work.

I had been assured that those needles

I had to get out from behind this desk,

I had to pick up Lip's tuxedo when I got mine.

I had two doctorates.

I had two kids and tenure before I started drinking.

I have a a duty..

I have a disease.

I have a right.

I have to learn to do it for myself, right?

I I am.

I I want Franny in the wedding pictures.

I invited Carl to watch the DePaul game with us tonight.

I ironed my own shirt this morning.

I know a place.

I know exactly what you meant.

I know what you're hanging around my little girl for.

I know you're tired. I'm tired too.

I know.

I know.

I love you, Clyde.

I love you, Fiona.

I may not have always been a great one,

I mean, how long is she gonna punish me

I must really love you.

I really hope that you decide to come to the wedding.

I sell those to you cheap.

I still can't kick the Hep C

I think we're all set.

I thought they, uh,

I thought you two were bonding

I thought you were joking about that.

I want my job back.

I was always honest about that.

I was hoping we could, uh,

I went by your business last night

I... ah, I forgot my nephews.

I'd feel like I was marrying Marilyn Manson.

I'd like to purchase some gift cards.

I'll be okay.

I'll be right here to pick you up in 30 days.

I'll drive you over there.

I'll go check.

I'll see what I can do about getting you a job in the field

I'm excited about watching the game with you tonight, sir.

I'm fucking bipolar, okay?

I'm getting married tomorrow, Lillian.

I'm gonna get two more.

I'm gonna, uh,

I'm good. We're good.

I'm here to pick Dominique up for school.

I'm more concerned about you.

I'm not a boot pisser.

I'm not sure how you pull that one off.

I'm not that parent.

I'm not that parent.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, Debs. I didn't mean that Franny was...

I'm sorry.

I'm surprised we're not better friends, Sean.

I'm the parent that has to regularly fight back

I'm your father.

I'ma shoot you dead right here.

I've been assigned to represent you at your arraignment today.

I've been in and out five times.

I've got the extra thousand

I've got these.

Ian and Carl pick up theirs?

Ian?

Ian's a bipolar queer.

If I had a physical handicap or HIV.

If I look down and see you've got an erection,

If I show up one day

If I told you the truth.

In opiate induced bliss

In the middle of the day?

Ironing board?

Is Debs upstairs with her?

Is going to have the ball down the stretch.

Is it true?

Is that any way to greet an old friend?

Is that the date they got married?

Is there a little swastika on that wedding band?

Is there any wedding stuff going on tonight?

Is this about that lady professor?

Isn't that right?

It is? Which one?

It should, 'cause that's where your father always sits.

It was costing a fucking fortune anyway.

It would mean a lot to me.

It... it doesn't really affect me as much anymore, you know,

It'll look better soon.

It's a brave new world, Fiona.

It's an hour. It won't kill you.

It's cold.

It's Frank.

It's half. The other half when it's done.

It's kind of goth.

It's me, Frank.

It's not like any of you deadbeats graduated high school,

It's not my fault.

It's the company's policy.

It's the little lever thing.

It's the most important thing now.

It's time to grow up and deal with it.

Jesus, are you high?

John 8:7.

June.

Just push past it.

Just takes the edge off.

Keep her clean.

Keep her dry and clean so the rash doesn't become infected.

Kid's got to get more sleep.

Killing someone.

Last night, when we were dancing in the kitchen?

Late when nobody was there, and I found some things.

Let him cast the first stone.

Let your body move to the beat.

Let's get out of here.

Let's go.

Liar.

Lie, maybe they'll never find out.

Life's kind of

Like a couple of regular girls,

Line up on the right.

Lip?

Lip's drinking his breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Look, don't try to be all polite to me, son.

Look, I got to go to class.

Look, you go, you work the steps.

Looks like a lot.

Love you, Daddy.

Luther?

Maid of honor and bride.

Make sure you wipe up here carefully.

Mama. Mama.

Manifest destiny.

May have been a mistake.

May we see them?

Maybe I'll come to the next one.

Maybe it doesn't count yet.

Maybe speed things up a little bit?

Maybe we should go back there, you and your bride to be,

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm, late tonight.

Mm, mm mm mm.

Mm.

Mmm, 6:45.

Mmm.

Mmm.

More than us?

Mother? Father?

Much less college.

Must still be mad about the beating you gave him.

My boots. Somebody pissed in 'em.

My last payment might not have cleared yet.

My little girl.

My sister, but she didn't really want me to have Franny.

My sister's getting married tomorrow.

My sister's getting married tomorrow.

Never leave home without it.

Nice ghetto job on the windows.

Nice gun, sir.

No shit.

No, absolutely not.

No, because it is illegal

No, I got to go get Will at the airport right now.

No, I left her up there screaming, hungry,

No, I mean, she doesn't have to know the day before her wedding.

No, I'm not going back.

No, it's because you're a massive fuck up

No, it's fine.

No, my, um,

No, no, no, do... don't put it on your left hand yet.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, sir.

No, you got let go because you lied

No, you're not.

No! Don't, no.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Stop.

Nobody wants an EMT who's crazier

Nobody wants you here, Frank, just go.

Nobody would care.

Not carpet munchers.

Not fancy, but they get the job done.

Not interested, Frank.

Not really.

Not sure about the bride.

Not very far.

Not your first and definitely not going to be your last.

Now Debbie's saying she might not even come to the wedding.

Of the importance of contraception.

Oh

Oh, and look. I've got, um...

Oh, can I have the business section?

Oh, come on, Joe.

Oh, Debbie'll come.

Oh, family's family, right?

Oh, fuck 'em. I was sick of it anyway.

Oh, he's a junkie through and through,

Oh, my loving family.

Oh, no, I know what you're thinking

Oh, no, thanks.

Oh, no, that's okay. I'm good. I got it.

Oh, son of a bitch.

Oh, sorry, sweetie.

Oh, sure, that's what most people do

Oh, yeah, beautiful. How much?

Oh, yeah, I know you, Seanny boy.

Oh, you feel that shit?

Oh! You know what?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay, I got, um, gift cards.

Okay, let's do this one more time.

Okay, thanks.

Okay. I'll start the coffee.

On your daughter's fiancé,

One, two, three, five, six, seven.

One, two, three, five, six, seven.

One, two, three, five, six, seven.

One, two, three, five, six, seven.

One, two, three, five, six, seven.

One, two, three, one, two...

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three. Bap, bap, bap.

Open bar.

Or are too sick to know they even need help?

Or you, Rita...

Over the years.

Ow!

Perfect pass.

Pizza pockets for my Carl.

Please find seats.

Please go to sleep.

Please, may I have my job back?

Please. Please, Frank.

Pretty sure that would be illegal.

Push past it?

Put up with the slightly inane Big Book crap.

Really, are you okay?

Rehab?

Rest of what?

Right.

Rose gold. Old fashioned.

Rumor is, you're running a side business...

Screw it. I'm not even gonna tell you.

Screwed up the paperwork, made a mistake.

Sean.

See how that goes.

See if I can find a job.

Seriously?

She can barely hold up her head.

She coming to the wedding?

She just doesn't want to miss the chance to torture you.

She seemed okay.

She slipped out of my arms. I I was really tired.

She was crying her head off,

She would never stop screaming.

She's been crying for over an hour.

She's not gonna make it.

She's out on a run.

Shh, shh, shh.

Shh.

Shh.

Showing up today, Debs.

Shs a lot.

Shuffle around a little bit?

Singler fires for three.

Sir?

So 2:00 still work for picking out rings?

So is she okay?

So is she sleeping at night?

So judgmental, all without faults.

So she doesn't help?

So the court will likely set bail.

So we still doing wedding errands today?

So who do you live with?

So who's giving the bride away?

So would you.

So would you.

So you can get the hell out of this place.

So, you just going to give up?

So?

Somebody should probably call Rita.

Someone pissed in my boots.

Something's going on.

Sorry, pal.

Sounds like it's getting serious.

Station 14 copy. Show us responding.

Station 14, Card 29,

Still hasn't said.

Still lied.

Still?

Stop! Stop!

Such a good dancer.

Sure, and then 4:00 at the dance place.

Sure. Fuck 'em. Of course.

Take care of yourself, okay?

Take the call. Go.

Take Will back to his mother's tonight,

Takes a dope fiend to know a dope fiend,

Tell 'em you tried to arrange a hit

Tell the truth, you don't get the job.

Tell them to help you set bail

Than the nutcases they have to treat.

Thank you, Mr. Pierce.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot, Sean. Dipshit.

Thanks.

That I am. Never denied it.

That I can't do this job

That said I had a mental illness?

That want to be their child's best friend,

That was a good call,

That was quick.

That's bad luck.

That's basically the gist of it, isn't it?

That's beautiful, sweetheart.

That's boring, Clyde. Come on, you're doing great.

That's kind of strange coming from you.

That's more than we were thinking,

The b... you know,

The bottom drawer of the filing cabinet.

The comics are in the back.

The dumbest fucking smart guy I know.

The extremely powerful urge to pistol whip you to death.

The government tried to steal away from his tribe.

The lead is eight.

The other night?

The rest of the money

The rubber tubing

The shop was closing, and he hadn't been there yet.

The thing we talked about on the train?

The...

Then come home and watch the game together.

Then we have a problem,

Then we're going to buy a dress for the wedding tomorrow,

Then you, or you,

Then you, or you,

These are, uh...

These are...

These you can afford.

They don't want me there,

They sleeping?

They're good as gold.

This desk I like very much,

This is it, huh?

This is my wedding day. Please don't fuck it up.

Three scorers of the magnitude of Scheyer, Smith, and Singler,

Till got all N.A. on me.

To accept me for who I am.

To discriminate against someone who is handicapped,

To get through all this wedding shit?

To my wedding?

To scrub toilets in the science building

To take care of a fucking asshole.

To the Cook County psych ward?

To walk my daughter down the aisle

Too early to know for sure.

Too expensive for you.

Trying to get the ball out of their hands.

Tungsten. I give you good price.

Turn off the lights when you go.

Two, three, and five, six, seven, and one, two, three.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Uh, 200 each.

Uh, at least six or seven,

Uh, beg Nikole to let me keep shared custody.

Uh, I got to get a tux,

Uh, it's a holiday.

Uh, my mother isn't really around.

Uh, no, we don't.

Uh, no.

Uh, nope.

Uh, some, I think.

Uh, Visa.

Uh, yeah, he's in the back office.

Uh, you need me to iron a shirt for you?

Um, barkeep.

Um, on and off.

Um, she fell.

Um, there's no music.

Um...

Under the top of the diaper.

Untraceable.

Vodka is best.

Wait a fuck... No way.

Wait, stop.

Wait. What the fuck?

Wallowing in a dirty diaper to suffer.

Wasn't a compliment, son.

We all need help.

We already discussed this. You can't work here.

We don't need any more accidents around here.

We don't need music.

We had fun planning for the wedding, didn't we?

We have so much in common.

We make mistakes.

We spent many fine nights together

We were never friends.

We'll go with Ian.

We'll take the call...

We're going to have plenty of flowers tomorrow.

We're human.

We're, uh, almost ready to start.

Welcome everywhere.

Well, classical mechanics. Frankel.

Well, did you call them? Ask them?

Well, fecal matter can get stuck up here,

Well, I'd appreciate it if you'd consider taking me back on.

Well, I'm sorry, but as I've explained,

Well, it doesn't say much for the whole rehab thing, does it?

Well, it's got to be a holiday somewhere.

Well, no one's perfect, Sean.

Well, you could carry her,

Well, you wouldn't have hired me

Were almost good as new.

Were you a student at the university?

What about the flower girl?

What about these pretty pink ish ones?

What about these two, with the little diamonds?

What about those two?

What about you? Are you getting any sleep?

What are you up to today?

What do you need?

What do you think I should have done?

What I wouldn't give to see him

What kind of choice is that?

What kind of product you in the market for?

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

What the hell you want, Frank?

What time are you picking up Will at the airport?

What time did the baby finally go down?

What would you do?

What, are you trying to rip me off?

What, did you get that from a Nike ad?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What's Lip doing back here in the ghetto

When the priest asks for the ring,