💬 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)

A "protected buffalo"... self defense.

A beautiful wedding dress, you deserve to find one.

A bunch of names.

A complicated preexisting relationship,

A confession out of?

A distracting childish marriage.

A funeral? I want dahlias.

A good interrogation.

A Grey pantsuit or something.

A hideout in an old brownstone.

A little bit of a mix up

A little bit stressed out. Please help me, Sarge.

A mermaid cut with tulip frickin' sleeves!

A sedative I take because I'm junkie scum.

A small, attainable goal

A stamp that says...

A success?

A suspicious bag.

A white dress to my wedding.

A woman.

About a wall of Amy photos.

About having a witness Which you are.

About him constantly, but it doesn't matter.

About how every day's a honeymoon with you.

About how fast Daenerys got from Dragonstone

About how things went down, man.

About looking for a wedding dress?

About NutriBoom. All right!

About Owen winning "Top Chef Junior,"

About the briefing? No.

About the broken toilet up here,

About to catch our white whale.

About your own mortality.

Absolutely. You work the case,

Accepted the terms and conditions without reading them.

According to this picture from JFK,

Accusing me of quote unquote hating my own goddaughter.

Actually, from experience, she is more right.

Actually, it technically wasn't just one night.

Actually, it was a school bus,

Actually, it's maybe better for me to go first

Actually, we call ourselves The Steak Studs.

Actually, we got engaged.

Actually, you know what? That's not fine.

Actually, you might want to check out

Addams Family themed wedding vows rap?

Addressed to Deputy Commissioner Stevenson.

Admiral Level NutriMasters

Adrian, open up.

Adrian! What a coincidence.

Adrian. What are you doing here?

After my best friend died in an active shooter situation.

After the meeting, I will be handing out new...

After you and Robert fought

After you, and he got off here.

Again, is the gold coin thing based on something I said?

Again, junkie scum also again, not your fault.

Again, the situation's still developing,

Agreed. Let's just grab Cheddar

Ah, did not work at all,

Ah, I bet that works with a lot of animals.

Ah, just another exciting day for the sleuth sisters.

Ah, Travis. Great, you're here.

Ah, well, that settles that.

Ah!

Ah! It works.

Ah. What a weirdo.

Aha, so you admit it.

AKA the "Rush Hour." You know what? Let's do this.

AKA your main commish competish.

Alicia found a florist in the city that was

All dressed in my nice jacket I only wear for special events.

All Latina policewomen right now.

All right, Bill said that the offices

All right, can we just focus on finding the veil?

All right, Dario, tell Lieutenant Wells what you told us.

All right, fine, I see your point.

All right, fine, two oh damns.

All right, fine, we'll check out your guy

All right, fine.

All right, I'm not saying I'm on board with this

All right, it feels like you Googled

All right, let's crush this list.

All right, let's get a move on.

All right, let's go talk to him.

All right, let's go!

All right, look, Charles, I know you're upset,

All right, look. I didn't wanna have to do this,

All right, look. We only have one option left.

All right, now let's hold on to each other for balance

All right, Rosa, time for some senior seduction

All right, she should be here any minute.

All right, Terry will pay me back later.

All right, that's enough.

All right, there are seven days until the wedding,

All right, these people really know Bill,

All right, we got this.

All right, weirdo, not something we usually

All right, what about book two? Maybe it's a code.

All right? If this was a movie, no one would be on your side.

All right? The first thing we gotta do,

All right.

All types of successes.

All units, hold your positions.

All we have to do is decipher

All we have to do is figure out who my arch nemesis is,

All we have to do is solve

All we have to do is solve it before Booth is done

All you need to do is sign a few things.

All: Boom, boom, Jay!

ALL: Shipwreck!

ALL: To Jake and Amy!

Almost. Now think,

Also, are you guys doing that thing where someone gets to

Also, can you tell us how to get out of here?

Also, Dana from the bar, what color was her hair,

Also, for real, addiction is a disease.

Also, I come off quite youthful.

Also, I thought it'd be funny to mess with you guys.

Also, it's fun to watch you get destroyed by a toilet.

Also, quit vibing, and help me solve this.

Also, we're gonna need you to take us there,

Also, why does he keep saying I'm 24 karat gold?

Also, yesterday,

Although I doubt your dog cost $10,000.

Always remembers a friend's first.

Amateur move.

Amazing. That is actually perfect.

Ambush 'em with the intel about his wife.

Ames. She's gonna be okay.

Amy Santiago still had a one night stand.

Amy Santiago, I would marry you any time, any place.

Amy Santiago. Amy, look.

Amy, be very careful about throwing around accusations

Amy, I too have a gift, okay?

Amy, we're a go!

Amy, you are an amazing cop and a great leader,

An "Addams Family" themed rap,

An Art History PhD?"

And 45 minutes.

And a big goofy grin.

And about the meeting.

And accidentally included a link

And all this dental talk

And all those strategies you've been coming after me with,

And also a cake delivery

And answer the phone when the armory calls

And are probably gonna go to jail.

And as for you, my supervisor and I reviewed your case.

And as soon as everybody sees that I'm a cop,

And at that time, it will be your head

And because you were supposed to get it fixed last week,

And big, hard boobs on both men and women.

And Charles all day long, and it didn't work.

And chart a course to the restaurant?

And connected to a string that Gina is holding.

And cook some pudding?

And deal with the reality of the situation.

And did you kill him, and what did your cab driver look like?

And discovered some blueprints.

And do you, Jake Peralta,

And Dr. Ronald Yee came to the precinct

And emotional cores...

And everything on the line?

And everything will be okay.

And extra amino acid, so you get the perfect balance.

And for you to stand behind me

And gentlemen, welcome to my bachelor party.

And gentlemen.

And get their financial records.

And go to the wedding.

And guess who's heading up the task force?

And hand the officer in charge a list of items.

And hasn't left the premises in years.

And have you ever been up to where the body was found,

And he booked it for your wedding as a surprise.

And he did so well.

And he got out of Rikers a year ago.

And he hasn't spoken to Philip in over a year.

And he knew where you liked to park the truck.

And he look exactly like you.

And he used the wrong "you're"

And he's the one that made the bomb threat.

And her horrible daughter Dakota to drop out

And here I am.

And here is a shot that our crime scene photographer

And here they come.

And here we go.

And hey, if you guys need any pointers

And Holt told me to do it, so.

And how do you think I got Janet

And I After the briefing.

And I agree. You should drop out.

And I also sent in a letter

And I assure you,

And I bet the Feds would be interested

And I can't get anything done.

And I can't stop drinking it.

And I can't wait to get inside and unlock my NutriFuture.

And I definitely can't. Breaking promises is how

And I didn't realize till I was already out of the building.

And I didn't use some glass award

And I feel like that's all you can really do, right?

And I got you to say you knew where the body was found,

And I had to sleep in a dresser drawer till I was three.

And I had to think to myself, why am I even here?

And I have other appointments.

And I love you both.

And I loved hanging out with your dorks.

And I need you to find a replacement.

And I need your help.

And I never learned to use the brakes.

And I no longer start spontaneously weeping.

And I realized, I haven't looked at

And I spent my whole time in the corner

And I think you're gonna like it very, very much.

And I want a mermaid cut with tulip sleeves.

And I wanted to be the one that got him.

And I was hoping to actually do something valuable like help Rosa.

And I was wrongfully imprisoned last year.

And I would like it to have some lace.

And I'll be excited for you to be commissioner after me.

And I'll be totally fine with it if it's him.

And I'll coordinate with the, um...

And I'm Aunt Linda.

And I'm going as one of your NutriCruits.

And I'm gonna play "Amy Come Back."

And I'm no expert, but it seems like

And I'm pretty sure he didn't identify me.

And I'm telling Bruce Willis you suck.

And I'm worried about dancing in front of our friends.

And I'm your new commanding officer.

And I've been acting selfishly.

And I've gotten to use it three times.

And I've never been happier.

And if they won't do a rush job, make them. Use force.

And if you don't cooperate, we'll have no choice

And if you told me yesterday

And instead, it's just starting to be about some dude.

And it all led up to this moment

And it has been a true pleasure to watch

And it hits you: your uncle's cabin.

And it keeps making me think about my kids.

And it killed him when you said he was sloppy and impulsive.

And it seems that John Kelly

And it was a disaster.

And it will be. We're having a drunken adventure!

And it's Rosa, right?

And jeopardize the entire case.

And Kevin Costner's flawless British accent

And left your phone in your office,

And look here.

And look what I found in Boyle's wife's closet.

And looking at girly dresses isn't going to help.

And multiple wounded, all civilians.

And my gift to you

And no other reason. All right.

And nobody even cares about etymolo

And none of you have eaten anything.

And not buy any of them due to weak tabs.

And not into the other babies and it's like,

And not to toot my own bugle,

And now I run the bomb squad. I also started traveling.

And now I'm gonna be the one to fix it.

And now into what I'm sure will be

And now we just have to find your letter.

And now...

And Olivia is sitting at the hot senior table

And on June 10th My dad's birthday.

And only a fool would play.

And other taunts that normal people care about.

And out of the ceiling there,

And pretend we did the stupid hunt.

And probably should have told you about my new family.

And progressive and a hell of a lot better

And right now we're feeling like we want a new investigator.

And right now, no one is noticing you.

And ruined this day.

And said the accelerant used in the fire was turpentine.

And say his name.

And say, like, three

And secondly, you signed the contract.

And shaves his armpits.

And she promised us she didn't.

And she said, "Yep, here."

And she's been retweeted by the mayor.

And she's caught in a Brooklyn Heights shooting right now.

And shoved it in the elevator.

And since she's having a rough day,

And singlehandedly take down all the bad guys.

And skin is clear as a summer day.

And social media is a part of politics now.

And somehow it got underneath his goggles and hit him in the eye.

And spending your life with your soul mate.

And still keep their attention.

And stop talking about wedding dresses?

And sustainable method of hurrying?

And take the contract out of his man purse.

And taught a course on forensics.

And tell me what you figured out.

And Terry releases him outside.

And test it.

And thank you for coming, ladies

And that comes to $10,000.

And that is the only one we're gonna use.

And that your whole family is a bunch of friggin...

And that's scary. We're like snapping turtles.

And the 9 7 is locking down the area.

And the alarms keep piling up. It's kind of making me feel

And the best part is...

And the cab driver had a beard and an earring

And the day before that, and the day before that,

And the day you told me you would marry me.

And the fastest way to get followers

And the other half is divided between the two of us.

And the victims are in our blah blah blah,

And then burn it to the ground.

And then burn that place to the ground.

And then he started crying,

And then he told me about his lymphoma,

And then I went to open the trunk,

And then it got more and more awkward to bring up,

And then Robert and I talked after.

And then we show up at the final location

And then who knows what'll happen?

And there was only one person that knew we were cops.

And they brought a robot.

And they talk about their emotions.

And this creepy guy named Bill.

And this plastic bag filled with matches and magnesium strips.

And to possibly say, "You can't handle the tooth."

And tons of cuss words.

And try and clear my head.

And unsure of my very future with the NYPD.

And very obedient. I would be...

And way too long.

And we don't exactly have a text relationship...

And we had to get our cake out of the sun; and

And we have been ordered to stay in this precinct by the commissioner.

And we have the best rapport.

And we haven't been able to contact the owner.

And we haven't done one bachelor party thing!

And we haven't figured out one damn clue.

And we need to cancel our NutriConrtracts.

And we ran a 10K together, and then I arrested him.

And we solved his puzzle.

And we think we know what you need to do.

And we're here to brighten your day.

And we've both been referred to as... El Ganador.

And when you left your phone at the office,

And when you tweet again,

And which night does the cleaning crew

And why is Cheddar wearing a beret?

And why is he in swim trunks?

And will therefore be a horrible spouse.

And would love to be...

And you call yourselves The Batch Boys?

And you came to me 'cause I'm the only one

And you can pay off your debts, starting with Amy.

And you don't have your car keys,

And you guys all acted like I was crazy.

And you have proven that a billion times over.

And you have to cancel the gig.

And you haven't drunk once.

And you really didn't find any usable forensic evidence?

And you were wrong. That happens to everybody.

And you will die alone!

And you, Jake Peralta,

And you'd never be tipped off to the fact that I let him go.

And you're gonna spend the rest of your life in prison.

And you're the only one who knows where he is.

And your BP's at 290. Oh, 350.

And, to be honest, when I first got to the Nine Nine,

Angela How can I

Announce to the squad.

Any news, Sergeant?

Any other questions?

Anybody else that might have done this? Any enemies?

Anyone on the street could be they.

Anything you want. Now, let's roll out,

Anyway, congrats you two.

Anyway, Holt wants us to interview

Anyway, I don't see how this is bad news.

Anyway, I made the threat, but there's no bomb.

Anyway, meet the new recruit I signed up.

Anyway, our first order of business will be

Anyway, we're always looking for new talent.

Anyway, you know that if you guys want

Anyways, Hitchock and Scully, to distract the captain,

Anyways, off to third grade!"

Anyways, thanks for the gun.

Anyways, things went south when I got addicted to drugs

Apparently that's a trigger for me.

Apparently, one of the candidates for commissioner

Appendicitis.

Approaching at 12:00.

Are already melting.

Are behind that roped off area.

Are in this suitcase.

Are responding to the scene right now.

Are struggling, and they need you.

Are the exact same name. Let me ask you this:

Are the right person for me.

Are we even sure they're here?

Are you actually mad that someone might not hate you?

Are you doing this on purpose?

Are you done trying to get into Amy's pants?

Are you ready for your first briefing?

Are you still angry?

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Because the journey I went on today taught me

Are you that desperate for everyone to know

Are you the commissioner?

Are you the one I'm looking for?

Aren't you?

Around me. I'm a part of your life.

As a distraction to get us out of the nursing home

As an NYPD officer, you're more likely to be

As long as I'm getting that job done, and you know I am.

As soon as a criminal tells them they didn't do it?

As you were making it out to be.

Asking for approval,

Aspirin for the morning after.

Assignments.

At 3:34, I'll go into the armory

At least, that's my experience.

At NutriBoom HQ starts in two hours.

At the end of the night, we don't have to do

At the exact moment my truck burned down.

At the ice cream bar?

At the NutriTower Life Base

At you all day long, you big piece of crap.

Aw, Jake, I am so honored

Aw, that's so smart.

Aww, I love you guys.

Aww, that's nice, Ames, but you don't have to say that.

Aww, you're looking at wedding dresses?

Babe, when we're married, we're gonna share everything.

Babies kill their parents.

Back to normal. I can get out of your hair now.

Bad news, Captain. A water main burst downtown.

Bane from "Batman", [grunts imitatively] right?

Bank accounts, health insurance, arch nemeses.

Barb can't be here. You can't just add someone day of.

Basic meaning "basic," Terry.

Basic meaning simple, or basic meaning "basic"?

Be thinking like a bird.

Because an Amy is a tool.

Because being a female sergeant is difficult.

Because every single day that I get to be with

Because everybody's gonna be at Gaga.

Because he says it's all circumstantial.

Because his hands were tied up.

Because how cute would Cheddar look in this hat?

Because I bet you haven't thought about me once

Because I care! Oh, I feel so good.

Because I didn't ruin your wedding.

Because I have a trick.

Because I kind of dated one of the dudes in it.

Because I love "Die Hard" more than any other movie,

Because I love the Bering.

Because I love you and I want you to be happy,

Because I still think it's about 50/50.

Because I want him here.

Because I wanted to do something.

Because I wanted to kill Amy.

Because I'm not a million years old.

Because I'm thirsty. Got it. Great.

Because it's time to party.

Because most people want to become actual doctors.

Because my groom gut has a catchphrase.

Because one of those notes is really gonna pull a thread.

Because our first order of business

Because Terry never loses his key.

Because that's where he stashed his cash

Because the commissioner race,

Because the Feds were investigating you.

Because the little sailor outfit

Because they have such strong ideas.

Because they will only make you better.

Because we're gonna catch him.

Because we're pretty sure it was you.

Because we've had a lot of crazy days.

Because while wearing a wedding dress,

Because whoever took Robert's phone

Because you don't know about my big ass moral compass.

Because you were so careful?

Because you're scared.

Before he went to Paraguay.

Before our friend gets back today.

Before Saturday. We have 24 hours

Before you said "okay"? Was that secretly your favorite one?

Before you say yours out loud.

Being a good husband doesn't mean you have to pass some test

Besides, 140 characters is far more

Besides, I won't be tweeting anymore.

Between my new squad and my old squad.

Between the two of us, you are more believable as a

Between uniformed officers and detectives,

Big Bill, Big Eric, Big Drew, Big Dave, Super Thick

Big shocker.

Big time. The trick on that:

Bill, did you bring those things I asked for?

Bodega on Smith. Perp is heading east on Baltic.

Bomb! There's a bomb!

Boom, boom, Charles. Boom, boom, Jay.

Boom, boom, guys. both: Boom, boom!

Boom, boom!

Boom, boom! No boom, boom.

Boom! That's right.

Boomer Maxwell? What kind of name is that?

Boomer's not running the special unit anymore.

BOTH: All hats are dumb.

Both: Debbie Stovelman. Boom, boom.

Both: Hello.

Both: Hello. Hello.

Both: Jay Chandrasekhar!

BOTH: You lost your sense of smell in a...

Boy, you really thought you had him with that one, huh?

Boyle isn't picking up and I called Genevieve.

Boyle, I don't even have a dress.

Breaking suspects down.

Broken his heart, hired him to play at my wedding,

Buh bye, Connie!

Building wide distributions a day.

Burn.

But "missing meds" hardly sounds like "firing Cheryl,"

But all of this, the puzzle,

But allow me to introduce you to our complaint specialist.

But also still cool. He's gonna be an Ironside!

But as long as we're with the right people,

But as long as you're with the right people,

But as of now, there are three dead

But Bill, tell us all about yourself.

But have you considered shutting the truck down?

But he's a polka dotter. Polka Dotter

But how do we get in, you ask?

But I could say it. It's a tactical mistake.

But I did manage to speak to a captain at the 9 7,

But I do have some bad news.

But I don't think my aunt would do anything illegal.

But I figured you'd want to be included.

But I gotta pee real bad.

But I had to invite my friend Barb.

But I have a source on the nominating committee.

But I have an idea for a new ring bearer

But I know you love them.

But I like living life on the edge.

But I love that you attempted it.

But I made you a new one.

But I met Amy eight years ago.

But I shouldn't be surprised,

But I think I did an admirable job.

But I thought Cheddar was sick...

But I wanted tonight to be fun.

But I wasn't super jazzed about Mason.

But I'll be setting up my own accounts,

But I'm afraid we're gonna need to see some proof.

But I'm here,

But I'm not. I'm still the same loser

But if Diaz is unharmed,

But if we apply enough pressure,

But if you don't, I will kill myself.

But in my mind, it just seems like

But it could take a while.

But it was Robert's name on the business, correct?

But it's a huge savings and we can make up the rest

But it's a very stressful day and I thought things would

But it's fine. I'm just gonna get it.

But it's just an old abandoned building.

But it's too dangerous to move.

But like it or not, the decision is political,

But maybe there's a silver lining here.

But my beat boxer isn't here.

But no matter. So, shall we recap the night

But now I have to go to the dentist?!

But really, it was the loneliness that killed him.

But Robert's are in his pocket

But Rosa is one of the good guys.

But seriously, don't worry. I'm a cop.

But she was at her grandson's play.

But she's not going in alone.

But spiraling isn't gonna help anything.

But tell him the real tragedy, Terry.

But thank you for your help.

But thank you. Seriously, you saved the day.

But that doesn't play so well with juries.

But that reminds me, you two,

But that would be a terrible movie.

But the business idea is solid.

But the DA won't bring a charge

But the fact is, we don't have enough.

But the fact remains,

But the good news is, your groom gut is all fired up.

But then I accidentally killed

But then I realized,

But there has to be someone that knows where those coins are, right?

But there is this girl Wanda in my Mommy & Me class.

But there's no money in the budget.

But there's not really a bomb, so it's just temporary.

But they can't get to him.

But they didn't sound hopeful. Well, I'm glad

But to file a report against the company.

But under no circumstances will we

But we are two smart and capable people

But we don't have time for this, so figure it out!

But we got you a bouquet.

But we had a good partnership.

But we have no murder weapon, no witnesses,

But we know someone who's a high level

But we were extremely rich.

But we're in the NYPD.

But what if Charles never knew?

But what if Philip never went to the cabin?

But what specifically are the words

But when are you getting your makeup put on?

But when we ran all the credit card receipts,

But where is he... No, wait we're stuck in a loop.

But who else would leave a whole rotisserie chicken in there?

But who would know where the gold coins are?

But why don't we take this map and this sextant

But why? You still haven't told me why.

But you could have figured out where the wedding was

But you didn't take your car?

But you gotta admit, it does seem like

But you hate chocolate. It has "too much taste."

But you know he didn't do it.

But you never know when you're gonna find your dream person.

But you should always listen to an Amy

But you should just do what I used to do

But your puzzle was too hard.

But, Charles, didn't you just tell me you fired someone?

But, here you go.

But, uh, my uncle only has one neighbor,

But, you know, that's why they put it in a dry cleaning bag.

By a children's cereal mascot.

By a shaft of light?

By attending today's meeting of President's Club

By my mom.

By the power vested in me by the state of New York,

Call Diaz. Get her cell.

Call me a loose cannon.

Calla lilies? Do you think I'm planning

Called me that means you don't.

Calling ourselves "doctors."

Came across some blueprints, felt guilty, and wanted to save your life.

Can I speak to you for a minute?

Can I talk to you outside for a sec?

Can we all get back to police work

Can we get in the venue or not?

Can you get me out?

Can you show him to Interrogation Room C, please?

Can't wait for you and Kevin to come over and meet the baby.

Captain, I'm trying to get your account reinstated,

Captain. I know you don't eat pizza,

Car's here.

Cardi B, please bless this flush.

Carl Winslow made me want to become a cop.

Certain letters on that graffiti wall will be illuminated

Changed lanes without signaling.

Charles already gave us a name.

Charles put in the paper!

Charles would be so upset if we bailed.

Charles, are you just finding out about this too?

Charles, I highly doubt the entire food truck industry

Charles, it looks amazing.

Charles, look, you're gonna

Charles, tell us everything we're doing tonight.

Charles, this isn't looking good for you.

Charles, why are you spitting on it?

Charles, will you put this picture of me up on the wall?

Charles, you're going as Bill

Charles!

Charles! Charles knows where they are.

Charles.

Cheddar wears little booties in the snow,

Cheddar!

Cheddar? Are you crazy?

Chuck, how's the truck been doing?

Clear means, and a nonexistent alibi,

Clearly, you've never seen me with the elderly.

Come back to me.

Come here.

Come on, Adrian, admit it.

Come on, don't you think that's a bit of a stretch?

Come on, girl.

Come on, Jake, you know they shut that down.

Come on, Scully!

Come on, slideshow.

Come on, Terry, you already have

Come on, you already said Charles couldn't do this.

Come on, you know we didn't commit arson.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Look... My best friend is out there.

Commander of the Nine Nine's uniformed officers,

Congrats on the bomb squad.

Congratulations once again to Jake and Amy.

Congratulations. Thank you!

Congratulations. Thank you.

Continue.

Copy that. You want the eyes scratched out?

Crazy cop/sane cop,

Creating a bond that will last forever.

Credit where credit is due,

Crushed by scaffolding than to die on the job.

Crying wedding band man bun?

Current PSI 456 MAX CAP 204000 LPM."

Damn it, Dario. Why'd you say there was no bomb?

Damn it, I wish there was some way to know

Damn it, New York.

Damn it! He's getting away again.

Damn it.

Damn, really?

Damn, that is so cool.

Damn, you guys are good.

Damn.

David Stovelman murdered his wife.

Dear Beyoncé, Solange, Rihanna,

Definitely call you Raymond, Raymond in the Kangol hat.

Definitely not. You're cutting in too soon

Denied.

Destroy a legal document? I can't do that.

Detective Brett Booth from 6 3.

Detective Jake Peralta asked me to drop by.

Diaz, 3118, show me going.

Diaz? Rosa Diaz?

Did he already send you nine follow up emails

Did you ask Gina to submit a work order?

Did you change your mind about the whispering?

Did you give the squad a simple goal?

Did you hear anything from Olivia?

Did you just solve it that easily?

Did you kill him? No.

Did you know you had the wrong murder weapon?

Did you solve the puzzle?

Didn't his number two say he had to leave a bunch

Digging around while she's away.

Do any bachelor partying without Charles.

Do I have to go as Bill again?

Do not sneeze on your knees on my keys, if you please."

Do they yell out, "Yo, does anybody here have

Do you feel like I lost the upper hand?

Do you know how common choking is?

Do you mind if I slyly mention you're single?

Do you really think the insurance company

Do you remember that?

Do you think he has a shrine of photos of me

Do you think I'm planning a funeral?

Do you, Amy Santiago,

Docter David Stovelman,

Does that count as making fun of you?

Doesn't matter. Didn't have it on me.

Doing an endless list of wedding tasks?

Don't thank me.

Don't think he knew about that.

Don't those movies glorify lawlessness?

Don't worry about them. Let's go check on Teddy.

Don't worry, Amy, I'm gonna keep it chilled

Don't you think it's time New York had

Doubling our patrols there today.

Doy. [laughs]

Dr. Seuss. Not really, but should be.

Dude, he's an NYPD legend.

Dude, I get that, but if you want

Dumb cop. I got that.

Dummies.

During a training exercise, I shot him with a rubber bullet

Eating and drinking and

Eh, we can brainstorm the name later.

Either way, we've got you.

Encounter Charles holding two pot lids.

Enough evidence against him at first,

Especially this one. Because Boomer's amazing.

ESU has more than enough manpower,

ESU is en route, and nearby officers

ESU is on the scene,

Eunice, what did the man smell like?

Even if it's with somebody else.

Even if you make some mistakes.

Even the eyes are all scratched out.

Even the one you told me about

Even though it means we now have no money

Every aspect of owning a food truck is fun.

Every exit was covered and he just vanished.

Every groom has one. You just had to find yours.

Everyone else, dig in. We're looking for any letter

Everyone inside will die.

Everyone knows that. Tell us about Friday

Everyone who loves you will leave,

Everyone, calm down.

Everything possible to make sure Amy was happy.

Everything that was gonna go wrong,

Evolve into a distracting childish courtship

Exactly, jabber. Scully, go.

Exactly. All right, let's get going.

Exactly. It's about being noticed,

Exactly. Now, if you'll excuse me,

Exactly. You should drop out.

Except for my grandson,

Except for that the balls are questions.

Except... it was all backed up on his home laptop.

Excuse me, Officer, you need to check your tone.

Excuse me, Troy Lunniker, we are...

Excuse me?

Facial recognition picked him up at JFK yesterday.

Fallen off the bar, probably given myself a concussion...

Fast talking streetwise cop and Hong Kong cop,

Feels like you're winding up to propose again here.

Felt like walking, so I took the stairs.

Finally, we cornered him in a warehouse.

Finally. Must be someone I put away

Find your way out of this, I swear.

Fine, fine.

Fine, I was trying something, and it didn't work!

Fine, yes, you got me.

Fine.

Fine. If you really think it's necessary,

Fine. What's this about?

First of all, there's nothing inherently creepy

First things first. Let's synchronize our watches.

First you cut me out of your lives,

First you fire me in front of my family.

First, could you pass that thing over there?

Five suggestions and 23 sub suggestions.

Flashed a bartender to get a free drink.

Flattop and The Freak. We always deliver.

Flush, you stupid son of a bitch!

Following an old lady,

Fooling them with my spot on Holt impression.

For a decent honeymoon? It's hard not to

For a female of its species and had intercourse with it.

For a few hours now?

For a special hello from NutriBoom elite,

For a therapy appointment, but she doesn't do therapy

For everything, and they sell rat poison

For grown ups. No talking animals

For it that there's no bomb.

For letting him get away seven years ago.

For me to prove I was gonna be a good husband,

For over an hour, wandering around aimlessly

For privacy, security, climate control...

For stories about your digital squash, Peralta.

For the filing system. It's actually

For the Halloween Heist. I'm here to deliver

For the hit Stovelman took out on his wife.

For the last seven years.

For the next 85 years."

For the no payment option, you just need to sign here.

For this, Gina, And that is how

For years, I've worked nights and weekends.

For your help, sir.

Forcing Private Pigeon into the ceiling there

Frank? He died a year ago.

Free shots for everyone!

Friends, colleagues,

From "Mike Tyson's Punch Out."

From a plumber on how to fix an actual toilet."

From the "Month Of" binder to...

From the Brooklyn Periodontics Society

From the Erica Somerfield 2018 fall collection?

From the last stop, the one with Reginald VelJohnson.

From the nard torture.

Gary is killing my productivity.

Gawking New Yorkers,

Gentlemen.

Gently startling our bird due east,

Get out of here, Travis!

Get pregnant.

Get ready, you two.

Get the hell out of the way!

Get. Some. Get. Some.

Get. Some. Good. Bye.

Gina, this would have been so crazy

Gina, what do I do? No, I don't know

Gina, your looks are just as hurtful as your words.

Give me rainbow!

Give me that juicy Nine Nine goss, am I right?

Glass goes everywhere. He's like,

Go better without Hitchcock and Scully here.

Go for it.

Go get 'em, Grandpa.

God, I hate him!

God, looking at these old files

Goes perfect.

Good boy. Good, Cheddar.

Good bye, Mom.

Good God, when is the last time you had a cleaning?

Good morning, sir.

Good, I like it too. That's our name forever.

Good. Go on.

Goop in your eye.

Got your meds right here.

Grab a slice.

Great.

Great. Thank you very much.

Guitar.

Gum grafts are?

Guys, I lied. My briefing was a total failure.

Guys, we can do this!

Guys. Guys, guys, guys.

Ha! [SNORTS]

Had a one night stand with a guy from a band.

Had gone home, and Grace, who usually locks up,

Had left early because her grandson had a school play.

Had sex in the back of a car.

Half of the committee supports John Kelly,

Has anything to do with him not believing in you?

Has collapsed in front of my eyes,

Has given me an idea.

Has officially been moved from pending to approved.

Have a pretty intense rivalry,

Have co opted the word "doctor."

Have fun in there. Thank you.

Haven't gotten us anywhere either.

He almost made me quit the force, but my God,

He believes in me.

He can say whatever the hell he wants

He can't know we're at the restaurant. I need a neutral background.

He could teleport around the ring.

He didn't read the terms and conditions.

He didn't used to have that man bun.

He drank a lot during "Never Have I Ever."

He felt so betrayed. The trial was very emotional.

He finally resurfaced after seven years.

He found out I was stealing meds

He had planned the perfect crime.

He has a place there.

He has a wall full of Amy photos,

He hates waking up so much!

He is unlovable.

He just kept interrupting me

He knows who I am.

He left me a very long message

He lives right around here too.

He looks almost exactly the same.

He loves responsibility. I'll go pick him up.

He named every member of The Monkees.

He never, for instance, skipped a party

He really does. He's like "Ooh!"

He said an hour. That means two hours minimum.

He said he lost it. You really think it's him?

He saw all of us with Amy.

He says he hasn't been in the women's bathroom,

He says he's gonna file a police report.

He seems like a really passionate guy.

He shattered both his legs jumping off the Chrysler Building

He sounds too white. Here's how you do it.

He thought he was getting a promotion.

He was everything I thought he'd be.

He was too scared to read it all day.

He was wandering around a park for a year.

He wept a lot. Not as much as me...

He'll bang them together,

He'll be intimidating us from now on.

He'll crack for sure.

He'll veer left, into an upside down garbage can

He's a "Dick Tracy" villain.

He's a bit of a legend in interrogation circles

He's a rock star!

He's a ruthless killer who built a meth empire.

He's been in every dream I've had

He's definitely obsessed with me.

He's got be my arch nemesis.

He's heading for the back exit!

He's here and on the move!

He's probably digging up the gold coins.

He's probably gonna make me choose between

He's rattled right now.

He's signing out body armor and a long gun.

He's taking the bus, so I'm guessing

He's your white whale. He's your Johnny Franzia.

Head butt him in the penis, push him over a cliff.

Heal you today? Please stop saying that.

Hell yeah!

Hello, bud. Boom, boom.

Hello, Mrs. Mindar. We're from Sunset for Seniors,

Hello, Philip. Detective.

Hello, this is Eunice,

Hello? Charles?

Hello? Is there a problem?

Hello? Oh.

Hello.

Her name is Alicia. Switch with me.

Her surgery was such a success.

Here are Amy's instructions.

Here we go.

Hey guys, if you're running out,

Hey man, look. I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

Hey, Amy, I know I ruined your veil,

Hey, Boyle, did you get that insurance payout?

Hey, Boyle. Hey, Jake.

Hey, Cap, who's the scariest person you've ever gotten

Hey, Charles, want to grab a beer before you go home?

Hey, do you remember Dario Moretti,

Hey, everyone, I got pizza.

Hey, Gary. What you reading? The new issue

Hey, Gina! Look what I stole from the Barnes and...

Hey, guys. How're you holding up?

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, Sarge.

Hey, Hitchcock and Scully! How would you two like

Hey, I know you. You're Melipnos.

Hey, Jake, who you porking?

Hey, look at that. 130 over 80.

Hey, look at this.

Hey, Louise Mindar has been signed out of the building

Hey, Rosa, it's me, Gina Linetti.

Hey, so I need to tell you something.

Hey, Ted?

Hey, there. I want to check out some gear.

Hey, you needed to see me again?

Hey!

Hey.

Hey. What are you doing in here?

Hi, excuse me.

Hi, I'm Travis.

Hi, it's Eunice, the lady with the chambermaid.

Hi, Phil! Boom, boom!

Hi. I'm here to pick up Rosa.

Hilbert, 9825, show me going.

Him even mention "Family Matters."

His delicious aroma.

His mom FaceTimed, and he introduced me as his girlfriend.

His other one works just fine.

His password's really easy to guess.

Hitchcock and Scully did more than I did.

Hitchcock, no chime ins for you.

Hiyah!

Hmm? Oh, I just said... I have Showtime.

Hold on tight!

Hold on. Don't freak out.

Holding a scary picture of an owl

Holt and...

Holt's scanner was making me anxious,

Holy crap. All right.

Holy crap. Melipnos plays like an angel.

Honestly, the only thing that's different

Hourly pass bys of the...

How about this? "Instructional video

How about this? Let's clean up our desks.

How are you so calm right now?

How can I ever repay you?

How close are you with Colin from the armory?

How come you have all this turpentine?

How could I have a conflict of interest?

How dare you, Diaz?

How dare you?

How did this guy even find out about the wedding?

How do I deal with the fact

How do I know? He never calls me.

How do I look?

How do you know it's dislocated?

How do you think I stole the cheese club presidency

How fascinating.

How great you are?

How is this guy always one step ahead of us?

How late did you stay?

How many siblings they have.

How much time do we have? I don't know,

How much work can that possibly be?

How to deal with an Amy.

How would you like to spend your day off with me,

How? This isn't a movie.

However, challenging Olivia publicly

Huh, I wonder if one of them is... 6 9?

Human hair is indistinguishable

Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup.

I absolutely do.

I actually did hear that. Officer Thomas told me.

I already have a system in mind.

I also felt bad.

I always clock in at 130 over 80.

I am a human male.

I am just so tired of being treated

I am not Bill. Look, we're with the NYPD.

I am nothing like Gary.

I am NutriBoom.

I am so sick of this city.

I arrested him for armed robbery in 2008,

I asked around weeks ago.

I believe there's a brand new motorcycle

I believe you were the last person

I believe you, and together,

I bet Charles is looking for the coins he hid all over the city.

I bet he set up this whole Louise thing

I bet that's Sergio.

I bet the payment is a paper trail

I bet you don't even know my name, Rosa Diaz.

I better call Kevin and tell him

I brought them just in case Hitchcock decided to wear his toupee again.

I called the locksmith.

I came here to make sure that at least one of us

I can love two things.

I can pencil you in tomorrow.

I can see from your eyes, you're excited.

I can talk about coupons for days, son.

I can tell you anything you want to know about

I can use the kerchief to start the race!

I can't believe he was on "Cash Cab"

I can't believe I'm about to say this,

I can't believe this is a rec center.

I can't believe this is happening.

I can't believe you caught me.

I can't believe you pissed off

I can't believe you pulled that off!

I can't even appreciate horndog Raymond.

I can't handle this. I need a cigarette.

I can't sign tactical gear out of the armory

I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.

I can't. I dwell on everything.

I can't. I'm in so much debt.

I care that you lied to me.

I cleared all my alarms. We're amazing!

I convince him I'm unstable.

I could have kept in touch with you guys

I could lose my license.

I could take her. What? I'm wily.

I couldn't help but notice that you've flattened your mouse.

I did everything I could. I tried to distract me

I didn't even realize we were talking

I didn't like it because

I didn't like your scavenger hunt?

I didn't listen to them.

I didn't realize there'd be 45 different shades.

I didn't want to do this, but our friend is a cop,

I didn't want to drive drunk, so I took a cab.

I didn't. My daughter found my hidden room

I do.

I don't feel like getting into it.

I don't get the internet with my Netscape Blip.

I don't know why I'm trying to lie.

I don't know. You think he's dumb enough

I don't think that. We've been at this bachelor party

I don't want fanny granola!

I don't want to make it all about me.

I don't want to say, in case the kidnappers are listening.

I ended up in a fight with a bear,

I failed as a manager. I couldn't deal

I fear I've already made the biggest mistake of my life.

I feel like the fact that you just

I feel like we're in "Oceans 11."

I feel so happy when I'm wit' ya."

I figured out how to get our money back.

I file hard. I need strong tabs.

I finally know how bored feels

I fired my only employee, Ted, which was awful.

I follow an account that's just

I found it buried under the back porch,

I gave you the best two weeks of my life!

I get that there's always been tension

I go into a coffee shop,

I got a couple of very angry texts from Officer Wilg

I got a lot to work... Lot of work...

I got Amy to invest.

I got it!

I got my groom gut to agree to a more basic wine package.

I got Peralta here.

I got the Holt soundboard app from Gina.

I got through every room and I cleared them very fast,

I guess I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

I guess I was a little worried

I guess. No, he is not an Amy.

I hacked his email.

I had an epiphany and I got real excited.

I had Gina greet him.

I had no idea my amino acids could be so high

I had to cancel the wedding band,

I had to guess on cup size.

I had to jump in with the dumb cop gambit

I had to use a Wiffle Ball bat to just reach the gas pedal,

I had totally given up, really.

I hate servers. Bye!

I have a job to do, and I'm gonna do it professionally.

I have an email that I need to open.

I have big plans for us, but it's always best

I have cut costs.

I have one more surprise for you.

I have other things to do.

I have some hard questions for that rice pudding bastard.

I have to get a parking spot.

I have to work twice as hard

I have! But a true friend

I haven't been to Vernon in 20 years,

I haven't committed any crimes...

I heard Dakota has foot in mouth disease.

I heard he bangs constantly.

I heard he defused a bomb with his teeth

I heard he took down three serial killers in one week.

I heard she doesn't like me.

I heard she's a day drinker.

I hope it's got those light up necklaces.

I ignored your ideas and that was a mistake.

I just don't want to take up any more time.

I just feel bad for you. I said shut up.

I just got an email from the mayor's office

I just got off the phone with the head

I just got off the phone with Vernon PD.

I just got off the phone. There are two officers down.

I just had the stove's gas line cleaned.

I just had to grab my waaaalleeeet...

I just hoped that we'd catch him eventually

I just said it might be nice if you checked in

I just thought maybe you'd watch from out here,

I just wanna establish myself as a leader right away.

I just want to bring this guy down.

I just wanted to check in to see if you were all right.

I just wanted to hang out with my friends.

I keep thinking if something happens to me,

I knew exactly where I was driving,

I knew that you would, so I came prepared.

I knew you were still one of them.

I knew your fiancé would cancel

I know cuss words. Come with me and I'll cuss

I know exactly what it's like to be you.

I know exactly who you are, you spot stealing

I know that he's your nephew,

I know that you're just being nice right now,

I know this is a big deal for you as a manager,

I know you're all concerned about Rosa,

I know you're frustrated, Peralta.

I know!

I know.

I know. All right, so if it wasn't Troy,

I know. I invited her.

I left my phone in the office on purpose,

I let him. It was my fault.

I lost him.

I love Amy Santiago!

I love the mu... [phone beeps]

I love when calamity brings people together.

I love you too.

I love you too. Wait.

I love you, dude, but you haven't had the craziest life.

I love you.

I love your energy. Boom, boom!

I loved you from "Family Matters."

I made a rod out of a special dental polymer,

I mean, Charles loved this truck. It's his baby.

I mean, didn't you make me less of a priority

I mean, he was wearing some dumb hat.

I mean, I can't imagine there are any other

I mean, I was, but then I looked at Boomer's personnel file.

I mean, I've watched "Planet Earth."

I mean, if you're trying to kill someone,

I mean, it's just a hunch, but...

I mean, no matter what, we'll always be best friends.

I mean, not great, but I know

I mean, now that I'm getting married,

I mean, she's a badass.

I mean, we're not gonna abuse our power.

I mean, what would the poster even be?

I messengered mine over. There are only three

I might not come home?

I might. My gun is pretty big.

I moved my knee and now I hurt a real bad.

I need some air. I'm storming out.

I need that money for my honeymoon.

I once saw you look at 54 different accordion folders

I overdid it tonight.

I promise you, I will keep you updated

I promised Amy I could get everything done,

I put a map up on the server...

I put in a huge kill fee.

I put the announcement in the paper

I realized what Philip's worst fear actually was:

I really hope you like it.

I remember I was all, "Anyone got a notepad?"

I rinsed my eyes before you arrived.

I run in there screaming,

I say we bail on the scavenger hunt.

I see him, Gina. Thank you.

I see.

I sent a letter withdrawing my name

I set a recurring alarm so I know how fast

I simply want everyone to focus on

I somehow ruined Jake's wedding,

I sorry I didn't get his license number.

I stepped outside.

I still don't get why you guys are here.

I swear it wasn't me.

I think he may have broken into my apartment once.

I think I know how to fix this.

I think I should give an update on the water main break

I think if we distract him, I can sneak in

I think the elderly are treasured to society.

I thought I heard something on the roof and I left my post.

I thought I was a better cop than I was seven years ago,

I thought it would be nice

I thought we agreed to meet only once a year

I thought we could do an oral history project

I thought we were supposed to be friends.

I thought we'd start by discussing the etymology

I thought you were in Alaska.

I thought you were murdered.

I throw a chair through the two sided mirror,

I told a perp that I knew Steph Curry a couple days ago.

I told him I didn't want it

I told you I wouldn't be doing that.

I told you it would work.

I told you to keep the walkways clear!

I took out a loan for the truck.

I tried, but it didn't work.

I trust the people who work for me.

I understand that's your order.

I understand you have a problem with Mr. Pimento.

I understand.

I want it as close to my brain as possible.

I want steaks and whiskey!

I want you guys to think of me as one of the boys.

I want you to leave me and my company alone.

I wanted everything to be perfect, because

I wanted to let you know that I've thought it over,

I wanted to spend my bachelor party with you.

I wanted you to know.

I was a little intimidated by you.

I was abandoned at a playground as an infant.

I was born in the Depression too,

I was gonna say we could go investigate.

I was hoping you would step up.

I was in the surgical suite by design,

I was just making a copy downstairs.

I was just saying, it's a miracle it burned down.

I was more talking about Amy, but yes, you too, Charles.

I was referring to managing an Amy.

I was trying to make up

I was trying to tell you not to use that wall.

I was wrong. Frank's niece had a botched uterus.

I was, until I heard something very wise tonight.

I wasn't considering what's best for this city.

I went to Belgium. They have the best spaghetti.

I went to med school for three years.

I went undercover and became best friends with him.

I will establish a social media presence.

I will not make fun of you in any way at all,

I will see you up there.

I withdrew from the race by e mail.

I won't be attending the opera.

I won't be joining you at the opera tonight...

I won't be resorting to foolish gimmicks involving my dog.

I worked hard on this night!

I would be super empathetic if you hadn't murdered a man.

I would have had a panic attack that sent me into the ER.

I would marry you in the steaming filth

I would marry you on the G Train in the summertime

I would marry you on top of the Empire State Building.

I would never wear a Grey pantsuit to your wedding,

I wrote you a love song.

I'd get over it eventually, after a lot of therapy.

I'd like to announce

I'd like to take you all on a journey.

I'd pull rank.

I'll admit, arson does seem out of character for you.

I'll badger him with my superior intellect,

I'll fix it.

I'll help you bring it up. Charles, no.

I'll just put on a quaint smile and say,

I'll just search "toilet videos."

I'll leave you alone with him, and he'll let his guard down.

I'll show you angry!

I'll stay another ten minutes.

I'll write you a check. Is gratuity included?

I'm a dweller. I wake up every morning,

I'm a little worried they're not gonna be able...

I'm a neutral background!

I'm a wild girl!

I'm about to save this...

I'm actually kind of busy right now.

I'm an insurance investigator now.

I'm Angela. How can I heal you today?

I'm at the Gaga concert, you here,

I'm basically a young Boomer Maxwell.

I'm better than that.

I'm calm because there's not really a bomb.

I'm cancelling your band. Boom.

I'm clearly the good guy here.

I'm definitely putting a pasta pot on our wedding registry.

I'm friends with Steph Curry.

I'm getting married.

I'm gonna go help Rosa.

I'm gonna go with Holt.

I'm gonna have to ask you a few medical questions,

I'm gonna need you to get in a fight.

I'm gonna sing it, and I'm gonna win you back.

I'm gonna take Charles away from you now.

I'm here because I enjoy interrogating scum.

I'm just excited for my first day.

I'm just gonna take Hitchcock to the hospital.

I'm just gonna write some of my thoughts down

I'm just kidding. I'll never bring it up again.

I'm just not sure we'll be able

I'm just so scarred. Right,

I'm just still emotional about it.

I'm never gonna live this down.

I'm not a cop. Anyway, what's up with you guys?

I'm not gonna get any of the money back.

I'm not gonna just take this guy's word

I'm not particularly skilled at emotional jabber.

I'm not selling NutriBoom. It's clearly a pyramid scheme.

I'm on hold with them now.

I'm on the band's website.

I'm pretty sure you're going for angry,

I'm probably trending already.

I'm proud of you.

I'm really scared for Rosa.

I'm really sore from Pilates.

I'm so excited for tonight.

I'm so glad he didn't head butt me in the penis.

I'm so miserable, Jake.

I'm so scared for Rosa.

I'm so sorry, how's your penis?

I'm sorry to barge in like this,

I'm sorry, but I can't stay here all day.

I'm sorry, I forgot what I was gonna say.

I'm sorry, I know that's not helpful...

I'm sorry, I thought you wanted to meet baby Carol.

I'm sorry, it's gonna take a while,

I'm sorry, man, but I would never do anything like that.

I'm sorry, that was selfish. Forget I said it.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I can only control so much.

I'm sorry. Look, it's been a tough day.

I'm still the same old Bill Hummertrout

I'm storming out!

I'm sure everything inside is totally...

I'm sure he's made a ton of progress.

I'm sure he's totally fine now and he's forgotten all about it.

I'm sure it just blew in there on accident.

I'm sure it'll be a huge success

I'm sure she knows your name.

I'm talking about Cheddar the dog.

I'm telling you, the only thing that's gonna work

I'm the one who let him get away the first time.

I'm working at one of those fancy hand lotion stores.

I'm working the case. I'm looking for clues.

I'm worrying about the Zika virus.

I'm. Raymond. Holt.

I've already called maintenance.

I've been doing a lot of Pilates so I'm pretty huge at this point.

I've been driving stolen cars since I was six years old.

I've been planning this bachelor party for ten years.

I've been planning this wedding for the last six months.

I've been reviewing your appeal.

I've been talking with her a lot, comforting her.

I've been working on this for ten years... don't ruin it!

I've come up with a different plan

I've got this super eager know it all on my squad

I've jeopardized my relationship with Kevin.

I've known you both for the last five years.

I've never done that, but I do know what envelopes

I've not gotten something that I wanted?

I've sacrificed friendships.

I've seen you do enough of these harebrained schemes

I've started saving $200 a month

If Charles asks what's wrong,

If Cheryl didn't take it, then who did?

If I cancel, I'll have to

If I could have your eyes, ears,

If I learn anything.

If it isn't Jake Peralta, my old...

If it was that easy

If that peculiar man was Sergio.

If that's the case, then how do you explain this

If that's the case, then when did I lose my virginity?

If the mayor wants to make me the next NYPD commissioner,

If there's anything you want to talk about,

If there's anything you want to talk about, my door is always open.

If they wanted us dead, they wouldn't have called first.

If we can figure out where he's going to be

If we can prove that, we could take down the whole company.

If we got it fixed for her before she got back.

If we just assemble the gift bags ourselves.

If we started the meeting

If you can hide your engagement from me,

If you do, I'll have you arrested.

If you don't wanna get your hands dirty.

If you knew that, then why did you take it?

If you knew what they did to me.

If you like it, stay silent.

If you really wanna pass as me,

If you weren't 1 million years old.

Ignore him. We left a dry cleaning bag in your back seat.

In an interrogation.

In an interrogation. True.

In any of these files.

In fact, Kylie,

In fact, you are 24 karat gold.

In hindsight, we should probably stop

In knowing that, too. Maybe,

In reality, I often keep my door closed,

In such a normal way.

In that warehouse, you told me to cover the back.

In the back seat of my dad's car?

In the background, whereas this shot only has five.

In the meantime, we gotta find those coins.

In the meantime, you all have jobs to do. Dismissed.

In the mirror this morning

In the moment we could use this to our advantage.

In the park last night, so we'll be

In the same place people go to get restraining orders?

In the town that the body was found.

In this life, it's sometimes the unlikeliest outcomes that...

In your carpeted office. That's not what happened.

Instead of checking your eye for goop.

Instead of renting it every two nights.

Instead, we can spend the next six hours

Into the file box canyon, where he will

Invites have gone out, and I didn't get one!

Irene, music.

Is "foreign substance." And the flavor is called

Is a cray cray night of funky fun!

Is a massive financial scam, right?

Is a popularity contest,

Is a white flag. That reminds me, Charles,

Is actually a Celtic word meaning "lungfish."

Is because you stood up for me with the selection committee.

Is cleaning this floor

Is cute animal pics.

Is filled with granola.

Is for failures.

Is going to beat out both of us.

Is he a football player and/or Rugrat?

Is he all clear?

Is he okay?

Is Hitchcock's hair.

Is it that you don't like wordplay or you don't

Is it the one Bugs Bunny sings?

Is it? Lab tests came back

Is lying about the cabin.

Is not a chore, it's a pleasure.

Is not a weird blog.

Is out of the question, so... what do you have in mind?

Is racing to get into this one spot.

Is really bringing back some memories.

Is that a Serbian accent?

Is that seriously your only problem

Is there a tab for sex stuff?

Is there music?

Is this because of Boyle's stupid engagement announcement?

Is this gonna be one of those scavenger hunts, Boyle?

Is this it?

Is this whole night just gonna be puzzles?

Is what I said upon meeting him.

Is your best friend's future husband.

Is your cell phone in here?

Isn't Reginald VelJohnson the best?

It barely fits in the car.

It comes with both the amino acid reducer

It doesn't sound good.

It feels like there's a lot on the line.

It got a retweet from the governor.

It had nothing to do with the case,

It had the time and location of the ceremony.

It had to be extraordinary because you,

It happened again!

It happens.

It has water damage.

It is fun, fun, fun.

It is. Write that down for later.

It kind of messed up his depth perception.

It says if he got the commissioner job.

It seems like everything sucks, but

It sounded like they had fun.

It spells "Raymond Holt" in hexadecimal code.

It took a while, but I think we really nailed it.

It was 30. You got an Amy.

It was a burner, but

It was a white number ten. It's the same kind you use

It was a whole thing.

It was an unsubtle side look at...

It was just a ponytail.

It was listed in his original arrest warrant.

It was not well handled.

It was pretty cool, wasn't it?

It was the lead singer of your wedding band.

It wouldn't kill you to call. We don't have time

It'd been rained on for weeks and chewed up by coyotes.

It'll actually affect someone else.

It'll be because of my record and my qualifications,

It'll be fine. I have an idea.

It's @5261796d6e6420486f6c74.

It's a conical tiered multi flow through

It's a lot to get done in one day.

It's a miracle there wasn't blood everywhere.

It's a miracle.

It's a pseudoscience.

It's a real life "Fast and the Furious" movie.

It's about my food truck.

It's all groin stuff! Oh, my God.

It's already a zoo.

It's already in a patient's mouth... son!

It's amazing. At Gray Star Mutual,

It's an incredible feeling.

It's an invitation to my wedding.

It's beautiful.

It's been a really tough day. I just want to get a beer.

It's down to just three of us now.

It's everywhere! There's pigeon everywhere!

It's for our honeymoon.

It's funny when people call dentists "doctor."

It's gonna be a perfect day.

It's gonna take hours, so you should probably just cancel the wedding.

It's good. What's important is that

It's happening again. This is exactly like last time.

It's in all caps.

It's infotainment.

It's just...

It's like being yelled at

It's like I don't even know you.

It's like, "Hey, whose bra is that

It's literally describing a doctor.

It's me singing the song I wrote.

It's not "Mad Max."

It's not a pick up. It's a throw in.

It's not a sex toy.

It's not always the bomber who calls.

It's not like you said, never have I ever

It's not my fault. The driver was so hot.

It's Officer Wilg at the armory.

It's our last big night before you get married.

It's perfect! We'll take it!

It's quite the scandal. The candidate has dropped out.

It's set to explode at 5:30.

It's so sad that someone's targeting bodegas.

It's still just going to voice mail.

It's the best spot in Brooklyn, and everyone wants it.

It's the best way to bring down an enemy

It's the Boyle way

It's the circle of life.

It's the fifth one this week.

It's too late for me.

It's too risky.

It's very clearly not human hair.

It's wedding time!

It's what you wanted, not me.

Its first female commissioner?

Jacked up the thermostat, got the table all sticky,

Jake and Amy are getting married tonight.

Jake, Amy, let's go downstairs.

Jake, could you please move along on this thought journey?

Jake, do you really want to get married

Jake, hurry up, I'm starving.

Jake, I have a confession to make.

Jake, I know we have a ton of wedding stuff to do, but...

Jake, we know this! It's got to be one of the swamps.

Jake, you gotta pick a napkin.

Jake, your body's kicking

Jake? Boyle?

Jake. Look, look.

Jakey, what's this that I hear that there's no rabbi?

Jay Chandrasekhar.

Jay's just voluntarily hanging out with

JK. I'm happy for you both.

Joe, let us get in the limo, please!

John McClane met Zeus Carver in "Die Hard 3."

Johnny Franzia? The guy who's been

Jumped on a bar and dumped booze on everyone,

Just a bunch of people's faces?

Just because you blinded him in one eye.

Just by buying "John Wick"

Just don't ever come back here again.

Just get out of my garage.

Just get out there and stall him.

Just gonna lock that up in a little box in my brain and never open it.

Just have to tighten this here,

Just kind of sexy if you think about it.

Just like I've been saying all along.

Just read some weird blog post.

Just remember, you represent

Just say ones that are a little less wild.

Just skipped right over Pitt and Damon, huh?

Just so we all have the complete information.

Just tell us, you monster!

Just to be childish?

Just to let some of the blood out?

Just to let them out, so I don't explode.

Just to recharge our brains and bods,

Just to taunt us. It was diabolical.

Kangol hat. Call me Raymond.

Kay, you've been staring at your phone for 45 minutes.

Kay.

Kevin got me quite horny this morning.

Kevin saw your photos and was amused,

Kevin.

Kill yourself, Troy!

Killed him with it, then melted it back down.

Kinda feel like I'm lurking.

Knocked it over and shattered it.

Kylie, I'm trying so hard.

Kylie, you should talk less.

Kylie, you're telling me you had sex in the back of a car?

Ladies and gentlemen,

Large and in charge like El DeBarge.

Last time we saw you, you kind of proposed to Amy.

Last week, I waterboarded a dude.

Leaning.

Leaving me untethered in this world

Left a movie without watching the credits.

Let me let me in! Let me in!

Let me go back in there. I just need a little more time

Let me guess, you, ah, practiced that notebook flip?

Let me put on my jacket. Okay.

Let's become... street racers.

Let's break this son of a bitch!

Let's finally get these shelves up.

Let's focus on the real question.

Let's get intimate.

Let's get you home to mama.

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's go. For the honeymoon

Let's just go get a drink and sit in total silence.

Let's just grab a couple cabs or...

Let's just use the regular clocks.

Let's not rule out the very real possibility that it's entirely sexual.

Let's see. "From Gomez: Dear Morticia,

Let's see. I had them in my left hand,

Lieutenant Wells? Where is Teddy?

Life is unpredictable.

Lifting each other up.

Like a pet. Takes one to know one,

Like all of life,

Like an English garden.

Like how they tell you to drink eight cups of water every month.

Like six other reasons you became a cop.

Like that, because if you're trying to say

Like the coins from the hunt!

Like three totally sober grown men.

Like, in the last week or so, have you had any visits

Like, who cares? I don't have time

Listen, I wanna apologize.

Listen, the only reason why I even made it this far

Listen. I was thinking,

Little does he know, I can save both.

Locked inside the car.

Look at us.

Look me in the eyes like the bear did.

Look, babe, we planned a great wedding.

Look, being a good husband is about caring enough to try.

Look, Charles, I'm sorry that we cheated,

Look, Detective Boyle's truck burned down.

Look, I didn't spend the last seven years

Look, I get that you're worried

Look, I know you're concerned about Diaz, as am I.

Look, I want to talk to you about a gig you have coming up.

Look, I was told to drop off

Look, I'm worried too,

Look, I've been really busy. I'm sorry, okay?

Look, I've caught enough arsonists in my day

Look, in my defense,

Look, Reginald, do you know why Charles hired you?

Look, Sergeant Powell,

Look, there are no cops around.

Look, we have evidence that could tie David

Look, we've done like nine rounds of this,

Look, you didn't lose him back then.

Look, you just left town,

Look, you know Amy better than anyone.

Look, you seem like a perfectly pleasant

Look, your annoying little crusade is wasting my time.

Look! There's Sergio.

Looking away and then looking right in their eyes.

Looks to me a lot like turpentine.

Lose your train of thought, just ask him to confess

Lucious Lyon. I've heard that name.

Lucky again. You're wrong.

Made one of the chair legs too short, and worst of all,

Major milestones that I've missed.

Make him feel uncomfortable. Okay, fine.

Make Jake feel like an idiot,

Making him confront his victim.

Making major decisions through bets and competitions.

Man, I don't even know, Terry. I don't have kids yet,

Man, I hated how good he smelled.

Man, it's gonna melt in the sun.

Man, soundboard Holt is so horny.

Marriages end, not how they start!

Mason woke up with the chickenpox,

May 10th, I texted you,

Maybe he had a young daughter, found a key to his secret room,

Maybe I do like the sash.

Maybe it fell out when he got out of the car.

Maybe it was put back in wrong or something.

Maybe take down Stovelman someday,

Maybe we should play something else that actually gets you drunk.

Maybe we should see what's in it?

Me and Amy made a little surprise for you,

Me too.

Me want to.

Meaning I will be doing a super thorough sweeping of the building.

Medical marketing entity.

Metaphorically.

Mini lamb shanks?

Mm hmm, mm hmm.

Mm, I don't love the sash.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm! Loose granola.

More importantly, why are you guys dressed like that?

More meat.

More porn.

Most people thought it was impossible to get past him.

Most recent sexual partner.

Most special bachelor party ever.

Moving on.

Mr. Chandrasekhar, we wanted to talk to you

Multi state task force.

Multiple casualties.

Murdered his wife, Debbie.

Murdered Robert with it! I didn't.

My brother. My idol.

My computer must've gone to this site on its own.

My entire career for a commissioner like you.

My fans use, so that's very helpful.

My friend, are no ordinary man.

My gold coin? The hell?

My life insurance policy since Ava was born.

My lifelong dream, which I spent decades working towards,

My name is Axel Richards.

My partner. My best friend.

My pumpkin crop dies on my little farm.

My rival for the commissionership?

My therapist told me to stop trying to get over it.

My therapist was right about you guys.

My turn.

My wedding invitation?

My wedding would be when I was a kid.

Namaste.

Neck massage technique.

Neither one of them is Diaz.

Never be static. Like a shark.

Never before has a person so perfectly met my expectations.

Never have I ever

Never have I ever changed lanes without signaling.

Never have I ever slept with a guy,

Nevertheless, I am ordering you to stay in this precinct.

Next question. Favorite shape?

Next thing I know, Fish and Game are all over my ass.

Nice to meet you, by the way.

Nice.

Nicotine patches.

No matter what I did,

No matter what we do, he just won't leave.

No need to jump in.

No no no... wait!

No offense, guys.

No one gets special treatment, Officer.

No way, the bodice is totally different.

No way. Sharon and the girls are going

No, dude, it's over. We lost Sergio.

No, I definitely am.

No, I definitely was.

No, I didn't kill him,

No, I mean, the water cooler thing was pretty bad.

No, I was there.

No, I won't. You've made an enemy for life.

No, I'm not talking about that. All those decisions you made?

No, I'm pretty sure we have.

No, I'm taking a break from dating for a while.

No, I'm the one who should apologize.

No, it isn't. Take a deep breath.

No, it's about your bachelorettes having your back.

No, it's just as much my fault as yours.

No, it's not. What makes you say that?

No, it's too late. It's already locked in.

No, no, I love it.

No, no, no, I want to go, it's just,

No, no, no! I've got it.

No, no, no. Brown sprinkles

No, no, no. It sounds fine.

No, no, no. You absolutely have to do this.

No, no, Sergeant, I was only trying to point out

No, no, that's okay! Luckily I have a backup plan.

No, no, tonight is about

No, no. I wanna be commissioner

No, of course not. I'll be officiating.

No, she didn't. Della Avocado.

No, that was a cathartic scream of love.

No, the only way out of this hole is to keep digging.

No, they didn't.

No, we can't because I already made fanny packs.

No, we need a different strategy,

No, we will not.

No, you know what else is different?

No!

No! [sighs]

No! I was eavesdropping.

No! Just email it to me.

No! That's crazy.

No! We have no idea at all.

No.

No. I only signed up as a one time payment bribe.

No. No burning of anything!

No. No no no, okay.

No. They glorify family and loyalty

No. We have never met.

No. We should talk about it.

No. We're gonna talk about them,

No. You know what? Maybe we don't need music for this.

No. You're about to be

Nobody named Dana bought any drinks that night.

Nobody remembers seeing me.

Nobody saw you there. Nobody remembers seeing me.

Nobody, you know, just...

Nobody's gonna come to this,

Nobody's gonna see you.

Nonsense brain. Trust me, Jake.

Nope, he remembered.

Nope. Haven't even gone in yet.

Nope. Soaked in urine.

Nope. The limo is not for us. This is something else.

Not all hunters have homes

Not all of us.

Not anything about anything you said.

Not Bruce Willis.

Not even Jay.

Not everything is in our control.

Not everything's in our control.

Not for me, for Rosa.

Not happening. I'm gonna get on that stage.

Not if we get those letters back before anyone reads them.

Not my social media presence.

Not now, Aunt Linda!

Not now, Jake. We're in crisis mode.

Not only did we not break him,

Not quite yet. There's one more vent

Not that it's any of your business.

Not that long. I doubt he even remembers me.

Not this time, partner. See you on the ground.

Not to brag, but when you come from a broken home,

Not to tease you, but

Not well. I'm already three tasks behind

Not why I paused.

Nothing I haven't seen before.

Notice any differences? We're not answering that.

Now can you please get the bomb out of the vent

Now he's playing our game

Now I believe you've prepared your own vows?

Now I have to get back to work,

Now I'm caught in a turf war

Now Philip knows we have nothing.

Now turn around and gimme me that neck.

Now we can just turn this back on.

Now where is he? Bill, you're a cop!

Now you accuse me of arson.

Now you both are gonna pay.

Now you're in charge of it so we can go find my arch nemesis.

Now, can we please go back in the venue?

Now, Charles has to think we're totally sober

Now, Cheddar, when I give the signal,

Now, get in that stall and kill it in there.

Now, I know I was supposed to come here solo,

Now, Terry, please present your gold coin.

Numerous civilians coming this way.

Nurse Ezra, hey. Do you have a minute?

NutriBoom distributor who can.

NutriBoom is good at criminal activity.

NYPD, stop!

NYPD.

Object to this union, or is that later?

Of "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves."

Of "Stationary Monthly."

Of an officer carrying a woman

Of course not. We're good cops.

Of course we can.

Of course, things are gonna change.

Of course. Never leave your money unprotected.

Of David Stovelman's wife, Debby?

Of detectives looking down on us.

Of his cash behind before he fled?

Of Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago.

Of Philip, a successful periodontist

Of the day, which is funny, because in my regular life,

Of the Gowanus Canal.

Of the NYPD, but I want to achieve it honorably.

Of the surgical suite six months ago,

Of the word "bachelorette."

Of what you want, especially because other people suck.

Off to do my super dangerous job.

Officers got injured in the action. They don't say how many.

Oh damn's when I really get cooking.

Oh, but that was a long time ago.

Oh, but then I had to sneeze, and I thought,

Oh, Charles. Come on.

Oh, Charles. Yes, you're here.

Oh, Cheddar, you furry little pig.

Oh, come on! I'm the creepy guy

Oh, cool, well, congrats.

Oh, crap. That was him!

Oh, damn, you didn't know?

Oh, damn!

Oh, damn! It's under my name, H O L...

Oh, damn.

Oh, Debbie dead. Debbie real dead.

Oh, don't give me that excuse.

Oh, don't worry about it. I got myself fired, all right?

Oh, Frank's niece just had that.

Oh, go on, get out of here.

Oh, God, I just wanna crush something.

Oh, God, what have I done?

Oh, God.

Oh, God. It flew right into the fan!

Oh, God. My truck.

Oh, good God.

Oh, guys, I'm so screwed. We got no leads.

Oh, he ate the cake.

Oh, he's FaceTiming me, you guys. What do I do?

Oh, he's very physical, Charles.

Oh, hey guys, what's up?

Oh, hey! What are you doing down here?

Oh, I guess so.

Oh, I know, I'll just call the company and bring her back here.

Oh, I miss that toupee. You know it was a reversible?

Oh, I see what I did there.

Oh, I see, it's a physical therapist.

Oh, I thought you were reaching for a gun.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were on the phone.

Oh, I'm sorry, is it okay if I call you by

Oh, is it somewhere between zero and two?

Oh, is that right, Jake? Are we still friends?

Oh, is that the wedding dress

Oh, just on hold. What's up?

Oh, man, that would be super upsetting and so cool.

Oh, man, you got a whole shrine!

Oh, man, you've told us

Oh, my food tastes like crap?

Oh, my God, he had so much proof.

Oh, my God, I did it.

Oh, my God, it's real. We're on the Fury Road.

Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

Oh, my God, Rosa! I'm so happy to see you!

Oh, my God, she must be going to see Sergio.

Oh, my God, the cake looks amazing!

Oh, my God, they're in a penis punch 69!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! That is actually a really good point.

Oh, my God! What, Gary?

Oh, my God! Why did you do that?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Amy Santiago.

Oh, my God. That bastard Troy.

Oh, my God. This is the corner where

Oh, my God. What do we have here?

Oh, my goodness. I'm very intoxicated.

Oh, no need. Now, for my first tweet,

Oh, no, I left it in the car!

Oh, no, I'm being kidnapped!

Oh, no, my friend.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no. Is everything okay?

Oh, no. My groom gut is a fancy bitch.

Oh, no. Rosa gave me this notepad.

Oh, no. That cost $800.

Oh, nope, I can't make this.

Oh, oh, yep, yep, yep. Here it is.

Oh, okay, what's your handle? I'll be your first follower.

Oh, please don't call us that.

Oh, please. He'll get over it.

Oh, right. Arson!

Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were

Oh, thank God. I didn't run it by Amy,

Oh, thank you.

Oh, that is so much better.

Oh, that's very kind.

Oh, that's weird. I've never heard anyone calling you that.

Oh, the van thing? Yeah, Jay. The van thing.

Oh, there he goes.

Oh, there she is.

Oh, this is exciting. We're gonna catch my arch nemesis.

Oh, uh, I didn't see anything, but you can take a look.

Oh, wait a minute. Did this, like, just happen?

Oh, was it a bayou?

Oh, we're locked in. Great.

Oh, weird that you wouldn't hide it even for your own pride.

Oh, well, well, well.

Oh, wow, that's a bad color on me, isn't it?

Oh, yeah, I heard about the hourly pass bys.

Oh, yeah, I was, after Rosa and I broke up,

Oh, yeah, we're nailing this.

Oh, yeah. I can't wait to eat it.

Oh, you guys didn't hear?

Oh, you'd know. He leaves a lot of hair behind.

Oh, you're in luck; the fanny pack

Oh, you're the jerk who didn't show.

Oh! I'll see you in six hours.

Oh! So it's totally cool for detectives

Oh! So much porn!

Oh! So you think you're the first people

Oh. Sorry. I didn't mean to come across like a rabble rouser.

Oh. That doesn't sound as intense

Oh. Uh, we kind of need you to fix it

Oh. Well, that's a relief.

Oh. Well, that's very sad.

Ohh, more meat and alcohol.

Ohh! Oh, no.

Ohh. Look,

Ohhh, if I had it on me,

Ohhh. Fresh air.

Okay, a turn is a big deal.

Okay, Amy.

Okay, Aunt Linda, I love you but you gotta go.

Okay, Batch Boys, the festivities official begin now.

Okay, before we get going,

Okay, breathe through the pain

Okay, but Rosa, how did you

Okay, Charles.

Okay, fine. But not everything is the same.

Okay, Gillespie's apartment's right over here.

Okay, great. So why don't you do it?

Okay, here we go.

Okay, I can do this. Uh, this one's too big.

Okay, I have a plan to get us back on budget.

Okay, I know Charles sounds hella guilty right now,

Okay, I think I got it.

Okay, I'll be honest,

Okay, I'm going up to the scene of the shooting,

Okay, I've hated Detective Santiago

Okay, let's not get discouraged just because...

Okay, look me in the eyes.

Okay, look, I hate to ask this,

Okay, look, no matter how lame that dude's man purse is,

Okay, look.

Okay, look. We'll just ignore what's going on together.

Okay, now for the ring bearer situation.

Okay, Raymond in the Kangol hat, I will

Okay, so I need to come up with 15 grand

Okay, so let's fanny up, Batch Boys,

Okay, so that plumber was useless.

Okay, so then right after the call,

Okay, so we are way behind.

Okay, so we just finished processing Moretti.

Okay, tear that up,

Okay, tell us more.

Okay, we called the bomb squad

Okay, we can do that.

Okay, we'll use our phones,

Okay, we're a go.

Okay, well.

Okay, you know what, this isn't rocket science.

Okay! Just take it easy, Charles.

Okay? It's just...

Okay? Let's focus on the case.

Okay? Thank you. Give us a moment here.

Okay.

Okay. City hall it is.

Okay. Get ready.

Okay. I don't have the names of the injured officers,

Okay. I just need to get Holt's approval.

Okay. I'll talk to my supervisor,

Okay. Let's go over the backstories. I can start.

Okay. No, thank you.

Okay. So, before you can change a policy,

Okay. Yeah. Let's do it.

Okay... maybe I can narrow it down.

Olivia Crawford just got off the elevator.

Olivia Crawford just tweeted a post

Olivia Crawford...

On a cool high five or something, I could...

On a playdate all day and I'm going to see a movie

On June 10th. My dad's birthday!

On my mark, I will turn on this fan,

On the front burner.

On the phone already.

On the squad's personal lives every now and then.

On the way back from Model U.N.

On top of a plastic tub, which is...

On your family. Wouldn't that be a hoot?

On your wink.

Once Philip dismisses you as a threat,

Once you die from old age.

One block away from the last known address

One for you and one for your wife.

One lady even walked out.

One Nakatomi Plaza wedding cake at 2:15.

One of our office assistants, Cheryl.

One oh There will be no oh damns.

One skin cell, one eyelash,

One tiny inconsistency in your story,

One where the hero sits with his friends

Only the male ones.

Only the murderer would've known.

Only you and I know our naughty little secret.

Onto a passing garbage truck during a chase.

Ooh, and I'm Elliot Gould. Wow.

Ooh, Charles, his family was at the dinner?

Ooh, relate everything back to those movies you've seen.

Ooh!

Ooh. Did I get that right?

Oop. Open up.

Open wider. Let me see.

Or a hunter or a squatting hunter,

Or any of our guests, but we could go to city hall.

Or Cheddar wears nothing.

Or do everything right. Do you have any idea

Or less of them. Why are you

Or make Jake feel self conscious about his

Or my father/daughter dance is going to be performed by that.

Or so low.

Or we can take our sweet time like...

Or we could just play "Never Have I Ever."

Or you can get your money back and go on

Or, if her phone is dead,

Our dads only got in one arm wrestling match.

Our first kiss,

Our wedding band cancelled last minute,

Over time, they'll each become 10% easier to deal with.

Ow! My noggin!

Pee on everything he owns,

People bleed in there every day.

People kill their babies.

People love seeing large groups of drunk men wearing those.

People think she's been murdered.

People won't even watch our first dance.

Peralta, I have a case for you.

Peralta, why are you back so soon?

Perfect. First, I gotta go to the can.

Perfectly and publicly.

Perhaps she'll be walking out the elevator at any moment.

Perhaps this fact will comfort you.

Picking out napkins took up a shockingly large part

Pimento, you broke into my house?

Pimento's here! All right!

Plaque buildup.

Please be seated.

Please do so now.

Please don't do that. Look...

Please don't say that during the ceremony.

Please turn your eyes to the monitors

Please work.

Please, I'm already represented,

Please, tell me your suggestions

Please. Come on, you're, like,

Please. When it comes to clothes,

Plus something we call a coward's charge.

Plus the cancellation fee, plus the restocking fee

Plus, doesn't matter. I got a way better job now.

Plus, it's a new job, and I need to make it a priority.

Plus, look what I found on my veil.

Point is, now we have a link to Sergio,

Point taken.

Polka dotters, drivers, arm swingers,

Pressure's an important part of success.

Pretty helpful.

Pretty sure he means 69, but I'm so hungry

Probably gonna be a really long night,

Probably should've been more specific.

Professional choosers? We could call it...

Propped up by a hockey stick

Pulled something together in the two minutes

Question mark, question mark, question mark.

Quick "quesht":

Raymond, toss me that sextant.

Raymond!

Really see that coming up.

Really, it's not a big deal.

Really?

Really? For me?

Record executive at... Executive Records.

Refresh. No news. Refresh. No news.

Reginald VelJohnson just to find me.

Reginald VelJohnson? From "Die Hard"?

Reginald.

Replace 'em with porcelain.

Reporting for duty. Hey!

Requesting additional units, squad dispatch.

Right here, right now.

Right next to the bananas.

Right, harboring a fugitive. Should I come back, or...

Right? That's always good for a distraction.

Right? This is exactly what he wears!

Right. I definitely remember doing that.

Right. Right, right, right. I believe in you.

Right. We need to find a connection

Ring bearer, please, bring the rings.

Robert drove a Saab, Dana's hair was blonde,

Robert just wanted to talk about firing

Robert Tupper. His middle name's Henry.

Robot person, but there's no way

Rogers!

Rolls meat to you on a cart.

Rosa seemed pretty annoyed

Rosa was coming home today.

Rosa, I'm working this case with you.

Rosa, we have a lead! We finally have a lead!

Rosa, you know I hate pranks.

Rosa? W where did she

Rosa's there.

Rousing, resounding...

Save me! Save...

Saving the city and saving the woman I love.

Say a really corny thing right now

Say it again. Say it loud.

Say, "Boom, boom," darling.

Scamming my closest friends?

Screw the universe. The universe is a dick.

Screw. That.

Screw. That. Screw. That.

Scully and Hitchcock are just looking at each other.

Secondly, polka dot walkers

See what can be done.

See, Charles? Things are starting to look up.

See? The bomb squad is already here.

Seems like people are pairing off for adventures

Sergeant Powell was a part of my bachelor party?

Sergeant! Oh, hey.

Sergeant?

Sergio Mindar, you're under arrest.

Sergio's evil voice, his stupid face...

Sergio's getting on the B15. That goes to Bed Stuy

Seriously? I feel like I talk

Several. And they're cascading.

Sgt. Boomer Maxwell!

Sgt. Jeffords has suggested that it would improve morale

Sharon gave me permission to get ♪ wasted. ♪

She pulls it, he is trapped,

She should be contacting us shortly.

She sure is, and she's hungry for tasks.

She views doing her job as quote unquote optional.

She was clearly flirting with her.

She was practically humping my leg.

She was so down in the dumps.

She was the last person he visited

She's even putting a pasta pot

She's here right now? I've got to come up

She's not gonna step down, and neither am I.

She's part of a massive NYPD response.

She's sort of stanky, I heard

She's such a pill. She's so into her baby

She's the toughest of all of us.

Shots fired. Shots fired!

Should we order another round?

Should we start a business where we just become

Shut off the water supply.

Sick set.

Simple gum graft. It wrapped around 6:00,

Simple, and it won't clash with our color scheme.

Since I dumped Rosa.

Since she arrested me, and then I saw

Sir, brace yourself.

Sir, do you know how many times

Sir, it got another retweet from the mayor.

Sir, Olivia Crawford is on her way up.

Sir, we have to go up there. We have to help Rosa.

Sir, you have to give us permission to do this.

Six hours?

Smart cop/dumb cop.

Smashing.

So are you bringing someone to the wedding?

So are you gonna stand in my way or not?

So can you please take it away and bring it back later?

So cool. How do I look?

So he could micromanage me as I tried to do my job.

So he punched me in the nuts,

So here it is.

So how'd you know I was sneaking out?

So I came in here to listen to some calming music.

So I can now say whatever I want.

So I can spare four uniformed officers

So I don't have time for your bull crap.

So I grab the first thing I can find, and I hit him with it.

So I guess this proves I was right all along.

So I hugged him, and

So I only had one passenger

So I punched him in the nuts,

So I punched him in the nuts.

So I switched to my right hand.

So I thought Ah to pour water.

So I'd have to see that girl again?

So I'd like to receive this news with all of you.

So I'm trying to be more motivational.

So it seems like he died because of me.

So it's kind of a second chance for you.

So let's just say I had to get a little creative.

So Louise Mindar is right over there, officers.

So many intense graphic sex stories.

So maybe you want to explain

So maybe you'll get some money for this,

So my friend Wanda, she just loves the oceans.

So my truck burned down.

So not a big deal, there was just

So now that everyone's here,

So perfectly, and now it's all falling apart.

So the tub thing wasn't filling.

So there is one question about the scavenger hunt

So there's limited information about the situation in Brooklyn Heights,

So they rushed me straight here to give me more

So they're just trying to scare us?

So this worked out great for both of us!

So tonight I'll be swapping out my captain's hat for my...

So tread lightly.

So we are officially transitioning

So we don't have a ring bearer.

So we started an Instagram account for Cheddar,

So we still have 22 minutes.

So we're going up there, right? To help Rosa?

So what do you say?

So what do you think?

So what happened? Did they shoot at you?

So what, are we supposed to wait until one is?

So what? He's not a part of our squad. He doesn't care about her.

So you better get that damn job.

So you can make some internal edits

So you can try your luck with the Feds.

So you have time to reconsider.

So you put him in his car and you take off.

So you think a cop should just stop what they're doing

So you're gonna have to become him.

So you're in charge?

So you're not still in love with her, right?

So you're suggesting I'm not involved in this at all?

So, according to this map,

So, Adrian, how's life as an insurance investigator?

So, Ames,

So, as much as I hate to do this,

So, I have a really fun activity for today.

So, Philip, you're hanging out at the bar

So...

So... I never did.

So... that was not the cake guy.

So... what's going on with you guys?

So...now can we lie?

Social media... it's a fool's game,

Some nutrition specialists in the basement.

Some of the bodega owners and figure out

Some of us aren't pretending.

Some rando one night stand at my wedding.

Somebody hurt him, and he just couldn't make friends after that.

Someone as amazing as you is crazy to me.

Someone cool that's white,

Someone is trying to blow us up.

Someone robbed a bodega on 4th Street.

Someone tipped off Sergio

Something you can accomplish quickly,

Sore. How's your penis?

Sorry about the hole in the wall.

Sorry, I have to direct it somewhere.

Sorry, ma'am, I can't. I have other deliveries.

Sorry, man. It's what the universe wants.

Sorry, Sarge, but we're all sick

Sorry. I get crushy when I'm nervous.

Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Sorry. We should just give up.

Spoiler alert: I have a gun again,

Spoiler alert: they are of different races.

Spoiler alert: they think you did it.

Sprinted down an alley, and jumped off a car

Stay here all night, making this sound:

Stays in the running. Someone has to beat John Kelly.

Steaks and shots!

Steal the contract and destroy it.

Step aside... Grandpa.

Sterilize your office,

Still open and picked them up.

Still porn! How is that still porn?

Still putting on the bomb suit.

Stolen a legally binding contract from him,

Stompers you don't know about this?

Stop bringing it up. Terry, give the man his coin!

Stupid Brett Booth not letting us on his task force.

Stupid cult.

Suck on that tasty lemon drop, Olivia Crawford.

Sullied by a city hall wedding.

Summer of '91, at a screening

Sure, an Amy can be intimidating sometimes

Sure, sure, sure.

Surprise! Welcome to the party, pal!

Surprises me.

Swap 'em out for some tiny tuna tacos.

Sweet. But also, gross.

Ta da!

Take Amy Santiago to be your wife?

Take Jake Peralta to be your husband?

Take short strides on their toes.

Take this veil to a dry cleaner.

Talking about how we lost our V cards.

Talking like that?

Talking quietly and then talking real loud.

Talking to this woman, Dana.

Teach that toilet a lesson!

Teddy won't let us in the building;

Teddy, let's get everything out on the table here.

Teddy, meet Dario.

Tell him something came up,

Tell Jake why, and I don't want to do that.

Tell us about that Diazepam.

Tell your mother I said I never loved you,

Telling me if I'm the next commissioner of the NYPD.

Terry needs a bulkier plan!

Terry teared up.

Terry, how did you used to deal with having an Amy?

Terry, Rosa, will you please

Terry's coin fell out of his pocket, and we lost it.

Terry's husband game is flawless.

Terry's in tiptop.

Terry's so hungry!

Than anyone needs to make a point.

Than burning down your truck, right?

Than John Kelly. I've been waiting

Than medical school.

Than one on one time with my boss.

Thank you for reminding me of that.

Thank you for that visual, Eunice.

Thank you for your wisdom. Greatest generation.

Thank you so much.

Thank you to my best friend, Kylie, for organizing this.

Thank you, Olivia.

Thank you. This dress is incredible.

Thank you. You're the sweetest.

Thanks for your help, Bill.

Thanks so much for that text, man.

Thanks, Jake.

Thanks, Terry.

Thanks. Oh, hey, Raymond.

That 100k payment to ScepterCore for?

That a bear has sex with!

That any idiot would clearly see was missing.

That anyone can prove.

That Debbie Stovelman went missing last year.

That draws Holt into the bullpen.

That dress in the shop.

That engagement announcement in the paper.

That ever needed a toilet fixed

That every day I leave for work,

That ex Yes, it is.

That expensive honeymoon.

That I found on your fridge?

That I'm a terrible napkin chooser

That is not your gut. That is your crazy,

That is quite a coincidence.

That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

That is, assuming the captain is ready to let loose?

That jerk smelled like an English garden.

That man is in the hall right now.

That meat was good.

That money launderer I arrested?

That nurse who hates old people, Ezra.

That put us in the mood to get gross.

That Robert Tupper was murdered Friday the 22nd?

That seems like a good thing. Why isn't she happier?

That should work.

That sometimes it's best to talk about things...

That the cops were visiting his grandmother,

That there are millions of potential ways to die.

That there's no bomb.

That was before the veil went missing,

That was fun.

That was intense.

That was me talking about hourly pass bys.

That was my complaint

That was the first time I was the primary on a case.

That was the most stressful thing I've ever gone through,

That was your worried "cool, cool, cool."

That way he can't catch your attention.

That we knew about that hideout.

That we would think he was just some dummy that got lucky.

That were willing to work for something other than money.

That would be the cake guy saying he has arrived.

That you hadn't been to Vernon in 20 years?

That you would be whispering?

That your honeymoon vacation request status

That'll probably be in a matter of months,

That's a grim commentary on the city we live in.

That's a name I just came up with.

That's a terrible way to start off a marriage.

That's actually informative.

That's all I was thinking about.

That's an Urkel reference, from the show "Family Matters."

That's become addicted to Diazepam,

That's been using souped up cars

That's Cookie. Let me introduce you.

That's fine. I'm fine with that.

That's Genevieve's. She uses it for her paintings.

That's good. I love you so much.

That's got to be where this night ends.

That's great. I'm happy to hear that.

That's her badge number.

That's just Phil from NutraBoom.

That's not how holes work... title of your sex tape...

That's not true. Remember how angry I got

That's right, you're looking at a senior queen.

That's right. I'm about to monologue, son.

That's supposed to be at stuff that you have happen.

That's the first thing I learned in business school.

That's the first time I've ever heard

That's the job they always give the coolest guy in the heist.

That's the kind of stuff you'd use to light a fire, right?

That's the only reason it's not happening.

That's totally fine, we can just skip that part of it.

That's totally normal. We fixed it.

That's unsettling. All right, listen up.

That's us! We're on Baltic.

That's very wasteful.

That's what's happening here, right?

That's why he wanted to fire her.

That's why I said to not get discouraged.

That's why you're wearing the tuxedo?

That's why, before you got here,

That's Y O U, apostrophe, R E.

The bar was extremely crowded that night,

The best husband ever.

The best way to lead is to always achieve all your goals.

The bigger person to open the doors to change, then...

The binder said they should be beige.

The body was found in Vernon, New York,

The bride and groom, and not on whether

The cake hasn't arrived yet.

The CEO's wife in years.

The dealer tried charging me an extra $300 for it.

The Dr. Ronald Yee?

The entire room had been scrubbed.

The entire six hour scavenger hunt immediately.

The fact that I let him get away still haunts me.

The first time you told me you loved me,

The food truck is kind of stressing me out.

The health board said there was too much mud on the stage!

The hell are you talking about, Jake?

The hose thing was disconnected from the pipe thing,

The internet will tell us what to do.

The keys are locked inside the car!

The kidnappers have me tied up and...

The ladies' room up here.

The lady from the home with the chambermaid.

The longer I stay here, the more horrified I get.

The love of my life is here.

The mer jestic slow th.

The neighbor's dead.

The next one isn't until 6:00 p.m.,

The night of the murder.

The nursing home's calling me. Hello?

The one man who has never let me down.

The only listed ingredient

The only other DNA other than the vic's

The Pacific, the Atlantic, the Indian

The phone was plugged into the wall,

The problem here is that medical practitioners

The question is, are you going to see him soon?

The question is, who could it have been?

The restaurant should be right here.

The Steak Studs!

The straight white man wins again.

The stupid engagement announcement

The Supreme Court said that we're allowed to lie

The truck is hemorrhaging money. I'm going bankrupt.

The universe is pushing you two together.

The universe will find a way.

The veil's not here, Rosa. We're so screwed!

The vent is very tight, and no one on my team can get into it.

The whole thing is inane.

The world is a messed up place, Jake.

The Yelp shot has six of these heavy looking glass awards

Then he sent us a postcard from Paraguay a year later

Then I'm gonna kill myself!

Then let's start with your blood pressure.

Then we're gonna be on "The Today Show."

Then why did you call in the threat?

Then you try and get me fired?

Then, at 3:35, you two will cause a distraction

There goes our credibility and our leverage.

There has to be another way.

There is a bomb at this wedding as well.

There is.

There must have been blood everywhere, but you got lucky.

There was no subtle side look.

There was our first date,

There were shots fired.

There will be no survivors.

There you go.

There, it's fixed.

There's a 0% chance of that.

There's a huge emergency I have to deal with first.

There's a lot going on that I can't explain, Ezra!

There's a major genetic component to addiction.

There's a really creepy guy spying on us.

There's a receipt for a party boat rental

There's a restaurant one block away that

There's a very strange man in Louise's room,

There's an active shooter in a hotel in Brooklyn Heights.

There's an evil corporation hell bent on destroying us.

There's anything left to try.

There's no hole too small for Charles Boyle to squeeze himself into

There's no such thing as ghosts.

There's no way Gina was gonna wear

There's no way he'd burn it down.

There's no way it fixed!

There's someone else I'd rather hear sing.

These gentlemen are innocent and are free to go.

These guys are the best of the best.

These people are evil, remember?

They actually upped it to 280.

They all have access to the storage room.

They are closed.

They both threw out their shoulders.

They caught it pinging off a cell tower in Fort Greene

They cheated again.

They don't need to be distracted.

They ended up having dinner together.

They formed a line.

They gave you back your dog.

They ID'd your photo. I've got you dead to rights.

They just took both shooters into custody.

They know we're cops, we can't just walk in.

They labeled their financial records "financial records."

They let me do whatever I want,

They love me.

They need someone to help them face their fears

They only said "Gina" once, and it was kind of in the beginning.

They say he'll never walk again.

They say they have a lot of Nazi stuff

They sterilize on Wednesdays and Saturdays,

They stop talking and they avoid eye contact with me.

They wanted us to remain on alert

They were so expensive.

They were worried about my amino acid levels,

They won't let us back in the building.

They'll do a quick sweep, find nothing and split, and

They're gonna be too busy laughing at the napkins.

They're making their recommendation

They're part of the fabric of New York.

They're pretty scary. I mean, no one's seen

They're taking down a street racing gang

They're telling dispatch that they're close by and they're responding.

They're the only thing you can look at around here

They're torturing me like James Bond in "Casino Royale."

They've ruined my life.

Things were gonna change between us.

Think, Raymond. Think.

This actually might be a blessing in disguise.

This experiment has failed. Back to work talk.

This floor's closed on the weekend.

This guy has just really gotten under my skin.

This guy is into NutriBoom pretty deep.

This has nothing to do with police work.

This is a city of scaffolding!

This is a stamp,

This is a time of crisis, so we're supposed to be

This is exactly how I imagined

This is insane.

This is insulting.

This is Jake and Amy's wedding. I would never do that.

This is much worse than a gun.

This is not a group conversation, guys.

This is not a strategy I'd normally entertain,

This is not your moment. And for the record,

This is Operation: Saving Private Pigeon.

This is Phil. He's been assigned to intimidate you.

This is quintessential Charles.

This is ridiculous.

This is the elite party squad.

This is the same night as Lady Gaga.

This is too scratchy. This one is shedding.

This is what getting married is all about.

This is what's gonna happen, okay?

This is where he told me to wait for you.

This is written in white ink on white paper.

This just became a murder case.

This list of thousands of random numbers.

This morning while polishing your head.

This one real grouchy chinchilla.

This one. Classy, but very absorbent.

This one's too rustic. Am I using that term right?

This place is a real maze.

This truck was my baby!

This was a test. These tasks were a way

This was such a dumb idea.

This whole day, you've been doing

This will just become a funny story we work into our vows.

Those are NutriCore guys. They're taking Jay!

Those chocolates are gonna melt.

Those people worked hard.

Those were all your ideas?

Three months. We dated for three months.

Through knee deep flood waters.

Till your boss comes back?

Title of your sex tant tape.

To a dock down in Bergen Beach.

To a third party, presently.

To accomplish a week's worth of wedding prep.

To check if that's true, because

To cinch into a mini bag." Good lord.

To come down here and take dumps in our bathroom?

To do hourly pass bys of the bodegas south of 4th,

To earn face time with the founder.

To earn some candy almonds?

To find his Jake and then eventually,

To find out if it was all in vain.

To gain my officers' respect,

To get in touch with me, there's easier ways

To get out, would I be here

To get some old bag to squeal on her grandson.

To get through in the next 12 hours.

To get to him. Yeah, I'll do

To have a chance, one of us needs to step aside.

To him that he doesn't know that we know about.

To his favorite pornographic website...

To his wife's death, but we need your help

To Jake and Amy!

To know how to play along.

To know that power walking is a far more efficient

To know that the owner always does it.

To north of the Wall?

To remove all traces of blood and DNA.

To rescue the interrogation.

To see him alive, correct?

To send fan mail to yourself.

To start with something small and do it perfectly.

To subdue the crap out of a perp like you were Wonder Woman.

To talk about this.

To the mayor at the end of next week,

To the venue before they close. Thank you, Terry.

To the venue!

To transport drugs across state lines.

Today has been a crazy day.

Today is Peralta and Santiago's wedding.

Told you, Andrew.

Tonight had to be the biggest,

Tonight is about The Batch Boys.

Tonight was awesome,

Tonight was supposed to be about us bonding,

Tonight, until the stroke of midnight,

Took of the same room two weeks after the murder.

Tormenting me with a deck of cards for years?

Track him down and get him to admit to Teddy

Try and shoplift mango hand cream.

Try and think happy thoughts like the Shrek musical.

Try one on?

Try to get ahead of this thing.

Try to remain calm, here. Sorry.

Trying to sneak out the next morning,

Turns out a cleaning lady

Turpentine is all the proof we need to deny your claim.

Turpentine, just like I thought.

Turtle Bug!

Tweeted a picture of the water main break

Tweeted a statement addressing the water main break,

Twice. I meant...

Twitter thinks you're a bot.

Two, possibly three.

Two, three, four.

Ugh, how are we on the same side of this?

Ugh. Fine.

Uh huh. And he never gave me my key back.

Uh huh. Hey, Rosa,

Uh oh, Jake. We got a NutriBoomer

Uh oh. It's kind of dirty looking.

Uh, Ames? I told Jake that you really liked that band

Uh, do I still need to be here?

Uh, Florida swamp, or Okefenokee Swamp, or...

Uh, I guess Amy and I are still...

Uh, I think I don't like desert whimsy.

Uh, last I heard, they've located one shooter,

Uh, never have I ever made a turn without signaling.

Uh, quick question: If I make fun of Constantine

Uh, thank you.

Uh, the the dumber of two smart options.

Uh, what's that weird noise?

Uh, you know I do.

Uh, you might want to rethink that stance,

Uh. I have a wife

Uh...

Uh... you definitely made a choice.

Um... oh, no. Where did I put them?

Under the teachings of founder Docter David Stovelman."

Unless it's immediately followed by the words "Ghost" and "Protocol."

Unless you have any other big revelations in here.

Unless... maybe we could find people

Until she walks away. Ohh, brilliant.

Up your butt!

Updating the filing system, so

Upstairs bathroom's broken I think Scully did it.

Use your body to give the world more Jake.

Used more than the recommended amount of conditioner.

Very impressive. Yeah.

Very physical.

Via Garvey Avenue, where he had...

W... where are you guys?

Wait a minute, did you do this intentionally

Wait a minute. You fought a bear?

Wait a second. Is this just because I did molly

Wait, are you covered in toilet water?

Wait, first, let's say a prayer.

Wait, if Boomer's not doing it,

Wait, what's wrong? They formed a line, Jake.

Wait, you don't have to cuss at me, man.

Wait! Stop everything. We're here.

Wait.

Wait. The rice pudding truck guy!

Wait. What was that?

Wait. Why'd you close your laptop so fast?

Want me to talk about your butt at all?

Want to be a hero?

Warwick, 9238, show me going.

Was he everything you thought he'd be?

Was interesting about it? I don't know.

Was it plugged into your computer or an outlet,

Was quite exciting.

Was some bear semen found in the hair.

Was struck by a subway and maimed.

Watch out, Madonna. [LAUGHS]

Watching your love ripen, only to have it

We agreed on it as a strategy.

We all knew.

We are here today to celebrate the marriage

We barely have a relationship.

We both started in the same precinct,

We both took down drug gangs our first year as detectives,

We brought you a little gift.

We can handle anything.

We can just go down there and ask him

We can skip this part.

We can't get into, and our snake cam broke.

We can't go up there, so the best thing we can do

We can't wait that long. Our little cookie faces

We did have him.

We didn't know each other well back then,

We do four years of medical school.

We don't have time for that! We need help.

We don't need a task force to work the case.

We fight, and something in me just snaps,

We finally get to ride in the limo.

We go directly to Travis' house right now,

We got along well.

We got another one on the way. It'll be here in about 6 hours.

We had increased criminal activity

We have a few more questions for you, doctor.

We have a meeting at a new multi agency,

We have a shooting or something

We have people running. Advising six or seven shots fired.

We have reason to believe David Stovelman

We have three hours to save this wedding.

We have to diffuse it on site. I have to evacuate this entire block.

We have to get there by 7:00

We have to sanitize it by law.

We have to take this to the highest level.

We have your back. Okay.

We have your friend! Your mission is to find him!

We infiltrate their headquarters

We just didn't have the heart to tell you.

We just got into a fight about this very parking spot.

We just have to find Charles, but where might he be?

We just have to get to him. Oh, no.

We just made John Kelly commissioner.

We like old people and don't think they're gross.

We look like a couple of Slimers.

We made up, my best friend.

We may get him to crack.

We may have lost touch, but we're still friends.

We may not get a confession.

We need to find someone who isn't Charles

We saw them take you. Are you okay?

We saw two NutriCore thugs kidnap Jay and bring him here.

We should always be worried about him.

We should go to his house and burn it down.

We should have stayed in touch.

We still on for Thursday, right?

We tell him the neighbor saw him that night,

We told you. We're your bridesmaids.

We trail them, and then when they get comfortable,

We want to bring this guy down, have to get him to confess

We were just... filing a complaint about you.

We were right. He came back for the cash.

We were tracking him for weeks, but he kept getting away.

We will stop and get one tiny, little snack

We'll consider you an accessory to this crime.

We'll have to figure it out later.

We're "The Steak Studs!"

We're actually gonna get these gift bags

We're better cops now. Look, Sergio knew

We're drinking the wine with the foot on the label,

We're giving you any more money.

We're gonna catch the SOB that did this.

We're gonna get his stomach pumped,

We're gonna go down to that office and fight this thing.

We're gonna need a distraction.

We're gonna take each other's names!

We're interrogating you. Exactly.

We're just simply unavail.

We're looking for Frank Gillespie.

We're neck and neck with rice pudding.

We're not even friends anymore.

We're running out of time, man.

We're setting you up a Twitter account,

We're splitting the vote. So for either of us

We're super drunk and we're in a loop.

We're way too drunk. [SIGHS]

We've been doing this for 93 minutes

We've been ordered to go about our business as usual.

We've been waiting seven years to say this.

We've had some problems with Mr. Pimento before.

Weaponize our sweet little mouths.

Wedding's off. For real, it's over.

Welcome back.

Well done. It was Bryan Adams' soundtrack

Well, anyways, I'm sorry

Well, as I understand it, Amy

Well, believe it. We're an amazing team.

Well, can you cancel them?

Well, don't let me stop you.

Well, from the look on my face, I'm sure you can guess what it says.

Well, Gina and I have been discussing the situation

Well, Gina, there was a bomb threat;

Well, good luck. I know how competitive these task forces can be.

Well, he punched me in the nuts,

Well, how will we get the bags out?

Well, I can't fake it. I want this job.

Well, I clearly have an arch nemesis.

Well, I have already set up my accounts,

Well, I have to remove myself from this situation.

Well, I moved them.

Well, I wanted this op to feel normal, and... it does.

Well, I was born during the Depression,

Well, I'd love to believe you, Troy,

Well, I'm glad it's broken, 'cause it's nice to see you.

Well, if I'm being honest,

Well, if you need any suggestions, let me know.

Well, it is officially after midnight,

Well, it says he's playing a solo show in Bed Stuy tonight.

Well, it was at Halloween.

Well, it was just a regular morning for me.

Well, it's called compartmentalizing.

Well, listen, man, I've got something for you.

Well, my dad's best friend and I

Well, our only lead turned to crap.

Well, sad. But easier than remembering

Well, Terry, if you'd like, I could share a lewd story.

Well, that could take a long time.

Well, that sounds kind of nice.

Well, they will soon. The point is,

Well, this is gonna take a while,

Well, we talked to the employees of the Scotchman.

Well, well, well, finally something to care about today.

Well, well, well.

Well, well, well. [SOFT CHUCKLE]

Well, when I heard it was your wedding,

Well, you could have stood a little farther away from us then.

Well, you won't be haunted any longer

Were you guys worried about me or something?

Were you in the thick of it?

Wha... give me a half hour! Whoa!

Wha... no, that's so long ago!

What whatever, I'm not accepting the shipment.

What about his grandmother?

What about its first openly gay commissioner?

What about you guys? Did you get the veil?

What are the dimensions of your envelope?

What are we looking for? Can you describe the envelope?

What are you doing back here?

What are you doing here? How'd you get past the police barricade?

What are you doing with your face and your voice?

What are you doing, man?

What are you guys doing here?

What did they do to you?

What do we do?

What do we do? What do we do?

What do you suggest?

What does she have to do with this?

What does that mean?

What else are you capable of hiding?

What happened to number six?

What he was to golf, not what he was to being a husband.

What I miss most about being a detective?

What if this is the work of my arch nemesis and not yours?

What is that? That's not a widely used term.

What is your gut telling you?

What kind of car did Robert drive?

What the hell are you doing in there?

What the hell do you want, Troy?

What the hell were you thinking?

What the hell? How come I didn't know?

What the hell? Is that your laugh?

What the hell? My van!

What were you thinking?!

What you've done. No.

What?

What? Burning down my truck?

What? I already got the match lit.

What? I don't care about that.

What? I thought you'd just wear

What? My account has been deactivated?

What? No. We need it now.

What? That's the first one you tried on.

What? You were the one that said...

What...

What's going on here? Why is Cheddar here?

What's going on, guys?

What's going on? How did you find me?

What's going on? Why are you fighting?

What's the first event of the night?

What's up, jerks?

Whatever that email says,

Whatever you want.

Whatever. I'm not talking to you.

When a Muppet gets upset and starts going like...

When he found out about us, so...

When Holt's not looking, I'll sneak into the office

When I first took the case.

When I needed to escape you.

When life was breezy!

When someone has a heart attack on a plane,

When that information hasn't been released to the public.

When the air conditioning is broken.

When they lift the parking restrictions.

When you and Genevieve got together?

When you can take a moment...

When you fed them those almonds.

Where anything can mean anything,

Where did Adrian go? He seemed upset.

Where everyone gives you $3,200 in gold coins!

Where have you guys been?

Where he will be greeted by scary Rosa

Where is he? Cheddar?

Where is it? Where is it?

Where to assign additional uniformed officers.

Where you and Robert fought.

Where you're flying on a marshmallow?

Which are connected to the internet.

Which I have a lot of. Nope.

Which I think is a conflict of interest.

Which is very embarrassing for you.

Which kinda seems like something

While simultaneously belittling you.

While we were hugging, um,

Whilst you are eating lunch alone.

Who can definitely figure out how to fix a toilet.

Who do you think was riding

Who else got to be a part of this?

Who ever gets anything done around here.

Who grew up in Bean Station, Tennessee

Who I haven't seen in seven years.

Who is very adorable

Who keeps derailing me with all his ideas

Who knows what else he's capable of?"

Who knows where the coins are.

Who lets all the ghosts out.

Who lost him back then. Stupid loser!

Who now has over 14,000 followers.

Who would do something like this?

Who's hell bent on revenge.

Who's never actually had a crazy, stranger bone session.

Who's running the task force?

Whoa, stuck it right on your face, huh?

Whoa. Someone burned down your truck?

Whoo whoo!

Whoo, I broke a rule!

Whoo!

Whoo! I'm getting married!

Whoo! Yeah... whoo... all right.

Whoop whoop, Raymond in the Kangol.

Whoops, I did it again.

Whoops! Yes, I have!

Why are there so many scarves in here?

Why are you being so weird?

Why are you being such a nutjob

Why are you disobeying an order from the commissioner?

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

Why did you jump off the building?

Why do you have a picture of Sergio Mindar up?

Why do you keep saying the funeral thing?

Why do you two know so much about wedding dresses?

Why don't we just get married tomorrow?

Why don't we just take our break now,

Why don't you call that plumber I've been asking you to call

Why don't you go back to your garbage truck

Why don't you have a backup key, Terry?

Why don't you just cancel the band?

Why is everyone looking at me?

Why is nobody talking about Zika anymore?

Why is there no news?

Why not a ride

Why not? He's the one who would know.

Why there? Why not your office?

Why?

Why? I am a human.

Why? This is my crew.

Why'd you break a second window, fool?

Will replace Adrian as the investigator on my case?

Wiped all of his calendars.

With "Dana."

With a celebrity. I know.

With a confident opening salvo.

With a corpse. You panicked

With all his own ideas.

With an insanely over the top nonsense video.

With his interviews in two days.

With Louise. Did you see Eunice?

With my cool breath. [BLOWING]

With Myanmar.

With Robert Tupper.

With safe search on!

With some consensual non work jabber.

With the British narrator.

With the eyes scratched out?

With this overeager officer who kept pestering me.

With two people: you know, good cop/bad cop,

With your name on it upstairs.

Withdrawing my name from contention.

Without Holt's approval. That's our mission objective.

Witness me, blood bag!

Woke up again with my dog's butt on my mouth.

Won't he know what's going on?

Words have no more meaning, Terry.

Would you like to buy horse blood?

Would you like to hear what he said the meeting was about?

Wow, didn't realize the Yee news was up there

Wow, I don't say that a lot.

Wow, you are so smart.

Wow, you got a lot of photos of my birth.

Wow! This is amazing!

Wow. Bitches really do be crazy.

Wow. That's gorgeous.

Wow. You look beautiful.

Wrong. You're forgetting the most obvious option.

Y'all, she woke up like Diaz.

Ya butt. Ya butt is da bomb."

Yay! Bachelorette adventure!

Yeah, and I also have a pilot's license. Whatever.

Yeah, and you did it.

Yeah, but it doesn't matter. The bomb squad's on their way.

Yeah, but Jake does. You always have to plan

Yeah, but the point is, he was upset, right?

Yeah, but they won't let us inside the venue,

Yeah, but you had to hold your hand near their mouth

Yeah, he's helping me work on my rotator cuff.

Yeah, I am, Amy!

Yeah, I don't know, something feels off.

Yeah, I felt bad about how everything went down today,

Yeah, I know. Man bun.

Yeah, I really got to stop trying that. It never works.

Yeah, I thought maybe Amy would've

Yeah, it was full of grammar errors...

Yeah, it would only matter if we actually thought

Yeah, it's obviously arson, you did it,

Yeah, let's not check it.

Yeah, my job is super dangerous,

Yeah, probably for the best. All right, that didn't work.

Yeah, right, sorry. Okay, so then I put them

Yeah, so this won't be a problem.

Yeah, Ted. I took him out to dinner.

Yeah, that sounds fun, but I'm gonna

Yeah, that's all fine. Don't worry about it.

Yeah, they're gross. I hope they never change.

Yeah, this is more of a recent history.

Yeah, those cookies are definitely ruined.

Yeah, we all have family problems.

Yeah, we should.

Yeah, well, next time, think.

Yeah, you called me boring, so I leveled up my cool.

Yeah! Now we get to the best part.

Yeah. But, look, I know

Yeah. I'm an insurance investigator.

Yeah. It's Gray Star Mutual...

Yeah. Look, the point is

Yee only wrote the book on forensic facial reconstruction.

Yep, Terry fumbled the task.

Yes, big time. But this is happening.

Yes, but how do we figure out where they are?

Yes, but she hasn't done it yet.

Yes, Eunice, we know who you are.

Yes, I am out of the food truck business,

Yes, I did. I had him cornered

Yes, I thought it was chocolate.

Yes, I was going to do

Yes, Reginald. We're all toasted and we need rides home!

Yes, right, I already told you that I was there and I met him.

Yes, that would be vital and important

Yes, we sort of have

Yes, you're doing it! It is too rustic!

Yes! I have a gut! My groom gut!

Yes! Well done, Olivia.

Yes.

Yes. Approved.

Yes. I spotted the missing dental award

Yes. It's been...

Yes. Very easily.

You also went to business school?

You always wondered how he got away?

You are way over budget.

You broke up with him, ended it.

You can call my uncle if you want.

You can close yourself off all you want.

You can count on us.

You can handle anything.

You can hang out with your friends all you want, because I'm leaving.

You can pay off your debts, starting with Amy.

You can see for yourself if you'd like, Bill.

You can wear Gina's. I'm sure it's white.

You can't be doing stuff like that, man!

You can't let other people's opinions get in the way

You clearly just texted her the answer.

You could've seen it pinging off the cell tower.

You deal with an Amy.

You definitely have to go. I'll handle the wedding stuff.

You definitely shouldn't be working here,

You did it so good.

You did the right thing.

You do know that exaggeration is the "huckster's crutch"?

You don't call and give them a heads up.

You don't have to steal it. We will.

You don't think when the sun sets that

You drink if you have done it.

You friggin' dick!

You get pretty good at it.

You go directly to where the bride and groom will be.

You got flustered, and I realized

You got kidnapped right at the beginning.

You got Korean tacos on your six.

You got lucky at every turn! No.

You got our attention.

You got some old silver fillings in there.

You got the robot. There's a robot at my wedding.

You guys are adorable.

You guys are insane!

You guys could have texted me, but no,

You guys didn't do the scavenger hunt, did you?

You guys don't have to do this.

You guys have to save me.

You guys know how the game works, right?

You guys, I can't have

You had an instinct. You followed it

You have a conflict of interest.

You have a little bit of...

You have no GPS, so you just start driving.

You have no idea how terrible they are.

You have to answer.

You haven't. We're gonna find something.

You just act like that's what you wanted all along.

You just called it a tactic.

You just have to find a way to reduce expenses.

You just have to trust your gut.

You just punch him when he gets dizzy.

You just put it on your shoulder and...

You just said "huckster's crutch."

You just said you had an idea, then you stopped talking.

You keep doing that, you gonna be okay,

You know I'm playing hardball,

You know the right napkin. Is it this one?

You know what we should order?

You know what would make a great movie?

You know what, I never even should've used a metaphor.

You know what, I'm trying to keep this line open,

You know why?

You know, classic Captain stuff.

You know, I just didn't hear about this one thing.

You know, if I just work hard and stay positive,

You know, if it comes up naturally.

You know, it's silly, but, uh...

You know, like the beginning of "bachelor."

You know, pull me out when I'm getting too hot.

You know, the word "dork"

You know, we won't have a venue or a band

You know, you're really stepping on my moment here, Terry.

You leapt over a couch,

You look like you're on "Empire."

You look so happy in the videos.

You looking for this?

You made it sound like you fixed the toilet.

You met with Robert in the surgical suite.

You never would have gotten away with it

You probably want to drill those out,

You really don't want to talk about it.

You really think it'll work?

You said "our."

You saw right through me.

You screwed up, and my client's leaving.

You sent us out to find a band.

You should call them crap balls, man!

You should never copy paste if you're a perv.

You should point down here, closer to your pubis.

You should probably stop communicating in numbers, kay?

You stole my spot, you son of a bitch!

You talk about something she's not interested in

You texted back, No. Frowny face.

You think you're smarter than us?

You think you've gotten away with it?

You thought you could distract me with a record deal?

You told me to do this. Now, let's get these gift bags

You torched my truck, and you're going to jail.

You totally undermined me.

You want to actually get something done?

You were gone for six hours.

You were in the surgical suite; it can be sterilized.

You were looking for suggestions,

You were lying in an attempt to frame my client.

You were obviously listening.

You were part of my bachelor party tonight.

You were really jamming up there.

You were right, I'm a boring square

You were there? Who else?

You with the horrible meatballs.

You would be surprised how often teenage girls

You wouldn't like some help with this?

You'll be the trotter. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.

You'll know you have their respect

You'll stay until I dismiss you.

You're 24 karat gold!

You're always bragging about how much Boyles love to give up.

You're basically the guy in "Ghostbusters"

You're better at everything than I am.

You're fishing for one of my patented neck massages,

You're getting married right here, right now.

You're gonna call Jake,

You're gonna have to pick up the car and carry it to the venue.

You're gonna need to learn my patented

You're gonna regret this, Peralta!

You're gonna regret this.

You're gonna tell us where those coins are hidden,

You're guessing what happened that night.

You're handling this really well. Ah, there they are.

You're lucky you just dislocated your knee.

You're married. You may kiss the bride.

You're not gonna get a dime

You're not gonna rush onto the scene

You're not gonna trot by the dog at the wedding, are you?

You're not mad at me anymore?

You're okay! Where'd you come from?

You're really just gonna blow past the bear semen detail?

You're regretting it!

You're right, 'cause it wasn't subtle.

You're right, and we shouldn't have lied to you.

You're right, that name is needlessly political,

You're right.

You're right. He did it.

You're right. This is my way out.

You're so lame, you know that, Travis?

You're talking to the nicotine, aren't you?

You're the luckiest son of a bitch

You're useful and valuable.

You're, like, the Tiger Woods of being a husband.

You've been...

Your baby rolled over early.

Your boring story didn't work.

Your break's not even a quarter done.

Your butt. Your butt is the bomb.

Your character name from "Die Hard"?

Your claim is denied.

Your dad's birthday is the same day

Your dad's birthday now? I mean,

Your distracting childish rivalry

Your ex boyfriend is here on our wedding day.

Your friends and colleagues right here

Your mom didn't have any pics, so I had to call the hospital.

Your new what now?

Your penis is hanging out.

Your power like this with the officers downstairs, will you?

Your quarterly NutriBoom shipment.

Your shipment's downstairs. Great.

Your signature lollipop. Right.

Your voice is different, you're not sucking on

Zero by zero.

15 more and we file a harassment claim.

24 karat gold!

9238, I have you going.

"I'm happy healthy and alive."

"Pay off your contracts in labor hours

"Permission to charge my card quarterly

"Pro Choice Industries." Jake?

"US Weekly." He's pictured here all the time.

"Want to grab a drink tonight?" Yeah.

"Week Of" binder. My goodness.

[classical music playing] Now spin.

[computer chimes] Oh, look at that. An alert.

[GASPS] All right. Keep it in your pants.

[GASPS] Yeah, he never even noticed.

[GLASSES CLINK] [SOFT LAUGHTER]

[GRUNGE MUSIC PLAYING] I know why you're here, Turtle Bug.

[HEAVY THUD] [CROWD GASPS]

[HORNS HONKING] Rosa! What the hell are you doing?

[INHALES SHARPLY] Uh oh.

[laughs] Hoo whee!

[PHONE BEEPING] Hello?

[radio chirps] All units, attempted 1030 Charlie.

[SEXTANT THUDS] We cannot do this.

[shouts, grunts] All right, Sergio.

[SIGHS] Hey, you know why

[SIGHS] All right. This is the boat.

[sighs] Exactly. Amen.

[sneaky music]

[SOFT LAUGH] The end.

[TOGETHER] To us! [GLASSES CLINK]

9825, I have you going. What are they saying?

A day. Sarge, come on.

A PhD is a doctorate.

Aah!

About what? I don't know!

Absolutely. It happens all the time.

Actually... Robert's wife told me.

Adrian, that's it. It is?

Adrian, this is us. Not the TV show.

Adrian. Hey, come on.

Ah, excellent question, sir.

Ah! Ooh!

Ah! If you had said yes, I woulda had you!

Ah. Jake Peralta.

Ah. See, Charles, that is why you never give up.

Ahh! Bill, what are you doing here?

All right, fine. How about this

All right, listen up, squad.

All right, listen, you son of a bitch,

All right, that's enough. You're not interrogating us.

All right, then let me paint you a picture

All right. Thank you very much.

All right. Where should we start

Although it is interesting that you knew

Amazing. That was captivating as hell.

Amp it up, Boyle. Happy to.

Amy Adams.

and dispose of it somewhere? Honestly, I wish we could.

and got everyone out of the building. We should leave.

And Hitchcock and Scully. Seriously?

and I failed! Jake,

and I lost him. No.

and I loved you in it. For the record,

And I never told you. Seriously?

And I'm not here to micromanage anyone.

and I've implemented it. Raymond.

And that is three oh damns.

And that's why the number of belly buttons I have is...

and the wrong "too"! Son of a bitch!

And there's our distraction. When I first met

And who else was in the office?

And you didn't have your phone?

and you made an illegal U turn! Give me a break.

And your money. Eh.

And your office manager would have heard all of the screaming

any of his dumb puzzles. Right.

Are there? I mean, Amy's a sergeant.

Are you just trying to get me to remember

Are you too old to run? Are you too inexperienced

away from Bruce? [whispering] Whisper.

Aww, you got an Amy.

Aww. Although, technically, you did you just say it.

Be herself.

Because he's been dead three years.

Because in talking to you,

before he fled. I don't know.

before the point. Sorry.

Boo hoo, they kidnapped my dog.

Boom, boom, Bill! Boom, boom!

Boom, boom, everybody!

Boom, boom.

Boom, boom. Bill.

Boom, boom. My name is Barry St. Barry.

Boom, boom. You seem off, man.

botched uterus. We know who you are, Eunice.

Both: No! You're young and smart

BOTH: Terry! Right, right.

Both: Whispers. Yes, I know,

Boyle, watch the door. Watch the door.

But gah!

But he was a step ahead.

But if you had cancer, you wouldn't call a dentist.

But it will be so satisfying in your deep, powerful voice.

But let me ask you this did you kill him?

but not to respond. Yeah, but that's just a suggestion,

But NutriBoom doesn't allow Pilates.

But we learn about the entire body.

But you told Captain Holt it went great

Cake pops. And cinch and...

call the cops? Yeah, I'm gonna call the cops!

Can I make fun of you? I'd rather you didn't.

Captain? I don't think so.

Captain... If I have to be

Charles would know. Brilliant!

Charles, come on. Compartmentalize, remember?

Charles, it has to.

Charles, no.

Charles, stop thanking her.

Charles, what are we doing? I don't know anything about it.

Charles! Right.

Charles! Charles, come here.

Check this guy out. We found him on the subway.

check your vitals. Great. Just do it fast.

Cheddar the dog! [GASPS]

Clear motive,

Clever, right? Captain, are you sure

Come on, guys. I'm hungry!

Come on, man. Pull it together.

Come on, Terry. Let's just see what the plan is.

Come on. Boom, boom, Jake.

Come on... Look, this is all my fault.

Cone of pretzels. Jordan almonds, and...

Congratulations. Okay.

Connie Buttons

Cool. That's not a ton of pressure.

Copy that.

Correct. We can't walk right in,

Crap balls. Hey!

Cut the crap, Terry. I'm drowning.

Damn it!

Damn, the Force is strong with this Amy.

Damn!

Damn! [HORN HONKS]

Denied! Butt slammed!

Diaz! Rosa!

Did that new tactic work? No.

Did you dump her? You know what?

Did you talk to our parents? Yeah.

Didn't have my phone, remember?

Do not do that. You won't even notice.

Doctor. Huh.

Doink! Hey, wait, no!

Don't say anything more, Philip.

Don't say that. It is what it is.

Don't you have an assistant who does that?

Don't you think maybe we should just wait

Done. Blink.

During a King Kong attack. Oh, yeah, that's not good.

even without that, right? No, I was trying.

Everything okay? Don't know.

Explain. Well, he caught me

Fallon highlights.

Famous actress.

Favorite scent? Trick question.

Fine. I'm gonna tell Jake everything.

Fine. Talking about your phone.

Fine. When you got too difficult to deal with,

First of all, Popmango.com

First off, it's not a pyramid scheme.

for commissioner. Seriously?

Foxy as hell. Simmer down, Boyle.

from badger fur. That is absolutely not the case.

from family? I don't have any relatives,

from the commissioners race. What?

Gah! Going somewhere?

Gary will never find love.

Get out of here.

Gina, get in here. Yay!

Give that back to me! I'm wild!

God, I love this job.

God, you're a turd. Well, this turd

God, you're good.

going on in Brooklyn Heights. What's going on?

Good morning, Peralta.

Good one, Bill. Oh!

Good question. Perhaps that's something

Good thing I'm not a failure.

Great response. Thank you.

Great! Then I'll just keep him for 14 minutes.

Great. Can't wait to hear it.

Groom gut! Groom gut!

Guys, I think I would know if my Gary was an Amy.

He did. I can feel it here.

He didn't make me dumb cop,

He even got Tork. No one gets Tork.

He needed us to know how smart he was.

He quoted me. Okay, here we go.

He said I'd regret it. Yeah, and that's what happened.

He thought Cheryl was stealing Diazepam.

He's a shedder. Mm hmm.

He's coming out. All right, look,

He's gaining on you. Not for long.

He's gone. [sighs] Look at the vent.

He's not answering any questions.

he's out of money in Paraguay. Right.

Hello, Raymond. Olivia.

Hello, squad. I am Sergeant Amy Santiago

Hello? [DEEP VOICE] Jake Peralta?

Hello. Welcome to NutriServices.

Hey, Bill.

Hey, Captain. Just wanted to say

Hey, Gina. Thanks for nothin'!

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys. I don't know.

Hey, Jake.

Hey, Melipnos. I don't know you.

Hey, now. Whoa! What is going on?

Hey, some of those are scary. Count Chocula much?

Hi, Angela. Creepy greeting.

Hi, I'm Eunice. Hi, Eunice.

Hi, Jakey. Aunt Linda.

Hikers.

His wife called him Rob. Work that in.

Hold on.

Honestly, it could have been any one of our employees.

How did that look? Very weird.

How do you know about my honeymoon?

How is that possible? It's broken, Y2K.

How many? Zero.

how often I mess things up? [sighs]

How uncomfortable this guy is.

How? Let's hurry up and get there.

Huh. But it smells great!

Huh. Did you read the email?

Huh. Hello, Admirals.

I actually think... it can't.

I am the cops! Oh, you're a cop now?

I ate mine. You ate your coin?

I beat him every time.

I bet. My Uncle Geoffrey

I can do whatever I want. What are you doing here?

I can't believe you thought I was the dumb cop.

I could breathe him in for days. Why do you think he came back?

I couldn't do it. That's what I thought.

I did. I let you do it your way,

I didn't have to do anything. You've always been great.

I do now. Here's a pic I found on Yelp

I don't know what you mean by crime.

I don't know, I was watching Taxi TV.

I don't know.

I don't know. Oh, man.

I don't use napkins ever. That's gross,

I don't wanna learn about polka dotters right now.

I don't want to say it. Yep.

I gave you the keys. Oh, right.

I got in the cab around 3:30.

I got the files.

I had a late afternoon surgery.

I have ever! [CHEERS]

I haven't been there for 20 years.

I haven't opened it yet. What?

I imagine a bear mistook the rotting corpse

I just thought we had a good rhythm going.

I knew you'd save our honeymoon.

I know everything.

I know what's going on.

I know, and I apologize, but I'm executing a strategy.

I know. Have you seen all these posters

I know. Isn't it amazing? Okay, okay, focus up.

I left it charging in my office

I love Hoda. Yeah, no.

I love it. I can get you some.

I love you too, sir. Love you, Captain.

I love you. I love you too, Turtle Bug.

I love you. Love you too.

I love your energy. Boom, boom!

I mean, we worked together. We disagreed sometimes.

I mean, you had insurance, right? Yeah. I already called them.

I need to deal with this, Let's take a five.

I need to tell you something.

I never see my family. All right, look.

I promise you that. This is happening.

I should be moving. Well, how's that going?

I should call the cops! Oh, are you gonna

I shouldn't have come back. Okay. Look.

I skipped the opera, not a party; it's no big deal.

I think I've learned enough. Yeah, I don't

I think it's really cool. Oh, thanks!

I think that's a good idea. Good.

I thought it would work.

I told you getting angry wouldn't work.

I told you not to lie!

I was just spit balling wedding vows there.

I was never dead. Then what was

I was. Good catch. Amy, would you... No!

I wasn't talking. Shh!

I went to a bar, The Scotchman.

I will see for myself, but I am not Bill.

I would like a prettier dress. There you go.

I'll also need $10,000. I'm sorry.

I'll get there.

I'll take them off your hands. You're a good person, Scully.

I'll tell you where he is. Yes.

I'm a meticulous person. I'm careful how I do things.

I'm a terrible manager.

I'm always eavesdropping. I don't like it.

I'm going in. What?

I'm going to the Feds, and you're going down.

I'm good. Suppose you're wrong.

I'm huge! Yes. Genius.

I'm Philip Davidson.

I'm proud of you, Peralta.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure it's in her car. [HORN HONKS]

I'm telling you, Captain Holt is only in here

I've been good! Oh, no!

If I didn't know any better, I would say you're describing

if I saw anything peculiar. Mm hmm?

if we were to cheat... Got it.

if you wore this to our wedding. I know.

In bed. Come on, Hitchcock!

Interesting.

Is that a phrase I say? No.

is try not to think about it. How are supposed to do that?

Isn't that one of those black ops security firms

Isn't that peculiar? Can I put you on hold?

Isn't this great? Uh huh.

It had been cleaned.

It had undergone industrial sterilization

It looks amazing. You look amazing.

It was to get you off the grid.

It wasn't luck! Yes, it was.

It wasn't lucky because there was nothing to witness.

It won't. It might.

It'll work. No, it will backfire

It's a double multi. It's a multi multi.

It's a payment for 100 grand to ScepterCore.

It's a shower curtain. Uhh...

It's a surgical suite.

It's all gonna work out. You're right.

It's Alvarado. Stupid auto correct.

It's Charles. Oh, no. Oh, no.

It's gonna take all night. Wait, so you're saying...

It's just that, um,

It's not about everyone.

It's our charity organization.

It's payment for the last shipment.

It's Reginald VelJohnson. What's going on?

It's showtime. What?

It's the British spelling That can't be right.

Jake Peralta booked it. Yeah.

Jake, don't freak out.

Jake, piece of advice: just give up.

Jake! Oh, I'm so scared.

Jake. Ames, you look beautiful.

Jake. Right. It was a stupid idea.

Jay Chandrasekhar, their celebrity spokesman.

Jay, would you please excuse us.

Jay! Oh, my God. Boom, boom, guys!

Just 'cause I said "nurthing"? Yes.

Just 'cause you arrested him? Well, we didn't have

Just be confident, deliberate and firm.

Just gonna burn that for you. Thank you.

Just read the email. What if it's bad news?

Just write them all down for us.

Kay. Were you able to trace the number

Keep going! Keep going! [SCREAMING]

Kevin and I are attending the opera.

Kinda hard to find a cab in that neighborhood.

Kinda seems like a shot at me about "Die Hard," but okay.

Lame. Stay out of it, Sergio!

Learned that the hard way. Hmm.

Let's do this. Right. You look great.

Let's get all up in his personal space.

Let's get back to No, no, no.

Let's get in here. Start working this guy.

Let's start with my whole family history.

Liar! About the gum graft thing,

Like a dancer. Like Great Tiger.

like the enemy... Hey, Hitchcock?

Literally escape you. Always be on the move.

Local jam. Jake and Amy cookie.

Look at the bunny. Huh?

Look your dead friend in the eyes

Look, I thought you had him on the calendar reveal.

Look, I wasn't gonna tell you this,

Look, it's late. Please leave.

Look, we will find him. No, we won't.

Look, we'll go find the veil. [SIGHS]

lost some sort of bet with Jake. It's true.

Man, everybody here is so creepy.

Man, this guy is a good murderer!

Maybe later? I'll start.

Maybe let's refocus. No!

Maybe, but it's not enough to open an investigation.

Maybe. Definitely!

Mine too. I'm gonna go to the bathroom

Missing meds.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. Oh, my God!

Mm hmm. So, the night of the murder,

Mm hmm. Revamping the filing system.

Mm, smart. Sounds very easy.

Mm, the dentist who murdered someone.

Mm. Cosplay butts n boobs.com.

Mm. I assume it's been

Mm. An interrogation with a ticking clock

Mmm. Block.

Move your ass, you old bitch! What is happening?

My first order as Sergeant, tell me I look dope.

My goodness. We're almost late for work.

My honeymoon. Whatever.

My recommendation would be you start with

My uncle has a cabin there. I would visit him as a kid.

Nah.

Nah. You know, it's not surprising

Next thing you know, you're in the Pine Barrens,

next to the bed in case I hurl. Smart.

Nice work on the limo, Charles. [TIRES SCREECH]

Nice. Listen, I'm sorry you got fired.

No idea. Makes zero sense.

no matter what. That is so sweet.

No offense, but you don't get angry well.

No way. Everyone's done that?

No, don't worry. He isn't big enough

No, I am not Bill! If you don't cooperate,

No, I never had your level of insecurity.

No, I want me to lie

No, I want Philip to underestimate you and fear me.

No, I'm definitely not. When you should

No, it could've been a squatter

No, my gut.

No, no, no, no. Look Even if we were lying

No, no. But you know what often works?

No, that's accurate. Very fair.

No, they found my dog.

No, you are not. [SOFT LAUGH]

No! Philip!

No! He can't leave until I dismiss him.

No! No, of course not.

No.

No. And Holt's up

No. Okay.

No. You can't believe

No. I'd imagine whoever killed him saw him after I did.

No. I'm sure

No. Not even once.

Nobody does, Charles. You clearly

None. Not even how gross

Nope. It's a bunch of school supplies.

Not a doctor. Shh.

Not gonna happen. Now we know you're alive

Not the same thing, my friend.

Noted.

Nothing is ruined. [POLICE SIRENS CHIRP]

Now let's go get some sleep.

Now say it with a frown on your face.

Now try not to blink, so tears come to your eyes.

Now, here's a list of all the nicknames I go by.

Now, let's get into the details of this with

Now, we did a sweep of the room

NutriBoom is a scam and a cult.

of baby bongos class? Whispers.

Of course. I'm sure that'll be, um...

Of course. Nothing I like more

Of course. Well, I'm not sure

of Frank Gillespie. Who?

Of the eight types of walkers?

of the selection committee. You did?

Officer Jennings, I already have a plan.

Oh, damn! Hello, Kevin.

Oh, damn.

Oh, I don't know. Are you sure you wanna take them on?

Oh, I see.

Oh, I wouldn't do that. [coughs]

Oh, I'm sorry, Officer Jennings. Gary Jennings.

Oh, it's good to hear. Remember, failure...

Oh, man, if I go ten minutes without looking at my phone,

Oh, my God, that's so Rosa. I know.

Oh, my God, what did I just do? You listened to your gut!

Oh, my God! What?

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

Oh, my God. The honeymoon is on the line?

Oh, my. What?

Oh, my... Yeah.

Oh, no way. The guy from "Super Troopers"?

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, Peralta, what are you doing?

Oh, really, and what strategy might that be?

Oh, she's got an Amy. It's pretty normal.

Oh, so Philip is right, you don't trust me at all.

Oh, so you said.

Oh, that's not legal. Doesn't matter.

Oh, that's the good stuff. Boom, boom.

Oh, there you are.

Oh, we are. So you might as well just confess now,

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Oh, you're already on fire. Thank you, my friend.

Oh, you're welcome. I said, for nothin'.

Oh! Damn!

Oh! Cool, cool, cool. Uh oh.

Oh? What is that? Whisper campaign.

Oh. [SCATTERED GASPS]

Oh. But the work aspect

Oh. Oh, yes, the limo's back!

Oh. We understand.

Oh. That was the whole thing.

Oh. Well, in that case,

Oh. You're gonna come in with me.

Oh... [SOFT LAUGH] I'm Lucious Lyon.

Ohh, you have an both: Amy.

Ohh. Copy that.

Ohh. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Okay, but why And that is some serious

Okay, Captain I know we live in a world

Okay, get up there.

Okay, great. Whatever gets you onboard.

Okay, I think Boyle's ready.

Okay, I'm in... but you owe me. Yes!

Okay, Jake. Come on, man. Go easy on him.

Okay, maybe say his full name.

Okay, the meeting

Okay, thought it was gonna sound a little cooler,

Okay, well you just keep stopping,

Okay, well, no need to compare stakes.

Okay, well, you just paused, so I thought

Okay! That'll just cost you $15,000.

Okay? [laughs] Okay.

Okay? [softly] Okay.

Okay? Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Why did you pause like that

Okay. Why did he make you dumb cop?

Ooh, a yeast feast. Never mind.

Ooh, I remembered what I was gonna ask.

Ooh, nice dodge. You're quick, like a cat.

Ooh, ooh! What is her take on straits?

Ooh, the opera.

Ooh, this is sad. Shut up.

Ooh! Ah!

Ooh. A mystery bag.

Ooh. I planned everything

or you're gonna regret it. What are you gonna do to me?

Or... I could keep this interview going solo.

Our band cancelled? Not in any way, shape or form.

Our hygienist and anesthesiologist

Oval? Of course!

Ow! My noggin! Oh, no.

People are already here. I'm sorry.

Peralta, do you know

Peralta's point is, legally,

Perfect. After you. Great.

Permission to say it back? Permission granted.

Philip. You're flustered.

Philip's uncle said he hasn't been to the cabin in months

Phone call for you sir. Ah, thank you.

Please. You never would have bought that.

Poor son of a bitch. Yeah.

Porking. Yeah, you are. Nice.

Pretty terrible. Hmm?

real mad at me. For what?

Right, but it is enough to make Stovelman nervous.

Right, but why wasn't he dumb cop?

Right, no. Pilates is the name of my

Right? Hell yeah.

Right.

Right. And, of course, there's no way for me

Right. Like someone else I know.

Right. The guitar thing was mine.

Rob Tupper. Work it into the full name.

Robert "Rob" Henry Tupper.

Robert Henry Tupper.

Robert.

Rosa's single. What?

Scum like you. That was implied.

Seems unlikely. Well, Amy,

Sergeant Santiago,

Sergeant, I know what we should start with.

She always does. Yes!

She doesn't know where he is. Wait.

She is happy, healthy and alive.

She seduced a priest. She pads her stats.

She's a shoplifter. She planted evidence.

Shh. Be advised.

Should we be worried? Always.

Since when do you sleep in a bed?

Slow jamming the news.

Smart. But please hurry.

So careful that you...

So how did your first briefing go, Sergeant?

so I offered to help. Oh, that's nice.

So it was just you and Robert.

So let me do this my way.

so let's go get him. So we're good?

So Stovelman will pick up Jay and take him to lunch.

So we good? Yep, I'm drunk as hell!

So what do you want me to do, ask stupid questions?

So you never fought, at all. About anything.

So you said you and Robert were partners,

So you took a cab to this bar.

So you're a bad husband too? No.

So you're scared to open it? Don't be absurd.

So you're still working for NutriBoom?

So, one day I'm working late when my boss Robert

So, this is how it looks to me.

So? He hated me.

Someone called in a bomb threat. Seriously?

son of a bitch! I didn't steal your spot!

Sore. I'm proud of us.

Stay down! Damn, sarge.

stick with the movie. No, no, no.

Still too high. Okay. What if I cut myself?

Stop it! You know you're one of my best detectives.

Stupid questions, grammatical errors,

Sure, yes. Oh, what thing? I don't

Talked. Right, talked.

Talked. You left the office,

Tell us more about your relationship

Terry and Rosa. Okay.

Terry has it. I do?

Terry hates birds. Okay, little friend.

Terry knows tomorrow's not promised. Okay.

thank you very much. What else?

Thank you, sir.

Thank you. Where did those come from?

Thanks for bringing my dog back.

Thanks.

that called in the threat? Yes.

That doesn't sound so bad. That's step one... of 38.

That meant a lot. The one that said,

That must be our guy. Hey, great attitude, Ames.

That one's dope. That's not what I was doing.

That sounds so dangerous. Not if you know what you're doing.

That subtle side look. [scoffs]

That was amazing.

That was clearly a triangle. Okay, fine, busted.

That would be a huge mistake.

That's a bit of a stretch. Yeah, Amy.

That's a no go, Amigo.

That's a really good job. Stay, stay.

That's all right, I can just tell you myself.

That's impossible! You know I hate the word "impossible"

That's it. Okay, now let's work

That's just a rumor. All right, here's the plan:

That's lucky.

That's not true. I've done stuff.

That's not true. Now you're in the garage

That's not what I asked. Don't worry about me.

That's odd. Unless...

That's okay. I have no questions.

That's ridiculous. It's not like we're college professors

That's right! That is what we did.

That's what we were going for. Drip drop.

That's your good side. I have a bad side?

The body was discovered rotting in the Pine Barrens

The cable channel. Mm. Must be nice.

The coin. Give him the coin. What coin? I don't have a...

The Feds said our intel could help them

The file just started downloading.

the honeymoon binder. Ooh.

the jellybean I was chasing? Mindar.

the limo can answer! [TIRES SCREECH]

The problem is you're thinking like detectives.

The third one, yes. Okay.

Then why did you run in there like that?

There he is. How did you know he'd be at this coffee shop?

There was no food. Or drinks.

There's been several injuries. Oh, that's unfortunate.

There's got to be some way to break him.

There's one thing I still don't understand.

There's only one other house off that road

There's the Bill I know. Present and accounted for.

These don't work. They're just status symbols.

They do it that way so you can't read it.

They make the conditioner. They know what they're doing.

They're getting bigger. You should see

They're really not that gross.

This all looks fine. Charles, shh.

This is a serious job. I know.

This is Captain Raymond Holt.

This is interesting. There's a major transaction

This is lame. Let's play something else.

This is my bachelor party! [CHUCKLES]

This is not a comment on you, Peralta.

This is not the time

This is not the time for jokes. No, it wasn't a suggestion.

This is Philip Davidson.

This is the best night of my life. Mine too.

This seems like a huge waste of time.

This, uh, clearly says "Bach Boys." No, it's "batch."

This. Is. Holt. Hey.

Those are just my friends from NutriBoom.

Title of my sex tape! What?

To Amy! ALL: Amy!

to go back there? Yeah, I do.

to pull out of the wedding. I don't know.

Trust me, Dana wasn't buying her own drinks.

Trust me, I do. They took ten grand from me.

Two. One.

Ugh, guys.

Ugh, no evidence of wrongdoing

Uh huh. And a sweetheart neckline,

Uh huh. Secondly,

Uh huh. Flimsy. So what did you mean when you said

Uh, Captain, something's come up in the case.

Uh, just preparing for the next day's surgeries.

Uh, that's a no can do, sir. Excuse me?

Uh, yeah.

Uh...

Uhh, first of all, Gary and Amy

Uhh... How long were you with

Um... Um...

Understood. Good.

Us? The buddies? How would that even work?

Wait a minute. I just had an idea.

Wait wait. Steak Studs...

Wait, what? Denied, like the stamp?

Water bottle. Nut assortment.

We are doctors.

We are going to... You know what?

We are your friends. Not the movie.

We asked her not to share that info,

We did it! [LOUD RUMBLING]

We do. I know.

We don't have him. But I just told him

We had a chambermaid. Not now, Eunice.

We just talked about Cheryl.

We need a new strategy.

We need to hire a team. I know,

We should keep going, right? Definitely.

We should use barcodes. No, no, no, no.

We talked about bodies of water for hours.

We will come back later. Yeah.

We're at an impasse. Okay.

We're not doing that. You've outsmarted me.

We're not lying. It's legal.

We're talking to Louise. Oh...

We're the sleuth sisters. Damn straight, we are.

We're undercover. Yeah, we're pretending

We're with the NYPD.

We've been over this a thousand times.

Well, a lot of these techniques do work better

Well, because there are fewer dental schools.

Well, hello, Dolly.

Well, I You got so excited for it.

Well, I did read it and I'm canceling the contract.

Well, if I know cults, this meeting will start

Well, it was meant to be.

Well, of course. I mean, that's how I do it.

Well, she's been distraught. She might not remember.

Well, sure it is.

Well, they're terrible at making shakes.

Well, what about the neighbors?

Well, what did he look like? I don't know.

Well, yes, obviously. I'd like to move on,

Well, you could always just wait for Gary

Well, you should've come to me.

Well, your brilliant ideas

Well.

Well...

What about my... Allergies?

What are you doing? Whatever it takes to make Amy happy.

What are you hiding? Nurthing.

What can I help you with? You said to call you

What is that? I have 143 tasks

What just happened? Well, that was weird.

What, are you nervous? Yeah! Very. You?

What? Aww, yeah.

What? Captain, your coin, please.

What? Come on.

What? I'm sick of asking people

What? I'm sorry. I'm freaking out.

What? Is anybody hurt?

What? Ooh.

What? Sorry. I'm a manager now,

What? When we had him cornered

What? Yes, I used e mail,

What? You're mine, Sergio!

What? What happened? Well, his lymphoma came back.

What'd he say? Doesn't matter.

What's going on, guys? All right, here's the deal.

Where's my regular girl? Oh, she's sick.

Which one is he? Constantine Kane.

Who are you? I'm Jake Peralta.

who offered an update. Do we know how many shooters?

Who won? Neither.

Who? My archnemesis?

Who's Brett Booth? We were in the academy together.

Who's Sergio Mindar? The bane of my existence.

Whoa, I am V impressed, Amy. V impressed.

Whoop whoop! Yes.

Why does it matter that I forgot it?

Why would you Wow.

with a lot of details Oh, no.

with the other stuff. Oh, come on, Jake.

with what I just said? Pretty much.

with your daughter? You did?

wouldn't fit his tush. Excuse me?

Wow, it's like staring in a mirror.

Wow, that's young. Oh, yeah.

Wow.

Wow. I can't believe we're working a sting operation

Wow. Rough.

Wow. So your uncle owns a cabin

Yeah yeah... Interesting.

Yeah, all right, so NutriBoom

Yeah, apparently.

Yeah, but it's called "dental school."

Yeah, but Philip doesn't know that.

Yeah, Constantine! Thank you.

Yeah, duh! All right, Jay.

Yeah, he can't see. You know what, screw this.

Yeah, he should be cuter. His face is too small for his head.

Yeah, I have an Amy.

Yeah, it's the Bugs Bunny one.

Yeah, right, okay. You guys are the worst.

Yeah, she got one of her, right?

Yeah, that tracks.

Yeah, that's all I want too.

Yeah, they are. Today's our only day off

Yeah.

Yeah. [GLASSES CLINK]

Yeah. Except for you.

Yeah. Well done.

Yeah. He started the practice and then I joined after.

Yeah. Is that Hitchcock and Scully?

Yee was in the building? Yeah.

Yep, all of my belongings that you'll need

Yep, right. Brilliant.

Yep. He was also in "Beerfest."

Yes, dumb.

Yes, I am fully prepared.

Yes, I am.

Yes, I did. You see, managing Amy

Yes, I know. We've been through it a lot today.

Yes, I remember my first day as a sergeant.

Yes, it's me, Bill. Hello.

Yes, of course. From those.

Yes, you're a massive tool.

Yes! I knew it! No, no, no.

Yes? There's a bomb at your wedding.

Yes? You're not. Welcome to New York.

Yes. I mentioned Frank's niece's

Yes. No!

Yes. Okay.

Yes. See?

You a traveling nurse, man. Don't big time me.

You almost look like... Speed Racer?

You better make it quick. You only got eight minutes.

You broke the machine. All right, screw this.

You can't indict someone who doesn't exist.

You can't put a price on life.

You did? When? That's not the point!

You didn't fall for my "did you kill him" gambit.

You don't think the fact that he skipped the opera

You framed him? What? No. Ames.

You give him a coin. Give him his gold coin.

You got to have faith. Not the song.

You gotta make a call. But what if I choose wrong?

You guys are the best.

You have a boyish face

You have goop in your eye. No, I don't.

You know it's actually harder to get into dental school

You know me, just gotta stretch my legs.

You look dope. You won't be abusing

You lost all control and you bludgeoned him to death.

You love pranks. I do. I really do.

You need a Twitter account. Not gonna happen.

You put Robert's body into a wheelchair

You really think that's what I thought

You saw to that, didn't you? That's crazy.

You seem different. Nope.

You sell me horse blood? No.

You shop at them a lot? No. They overcharge

You signed a contract, and that is binding.

You son of a bitch! [GRUNTS]

You still did it. All right.

You still have no murder weapon.

You were too slow, you idiot! You did steal my spot, man.

You'd pretend to be happy too

You're a couple of dinguses. You have a therapist?

You're absolutely right. Thank you so much

You're fired, Adrian. What?

You're hiding something. What?

You're just jealous. I'm not going anywhere! I made a signal,

You're not gonna do it from the front?

You're spilling water everywhere.

You're such a Clooney.

You're weird. I know.

You've had him for ten hours

Your boss thinks you're an idiot; that can't feel good.

Your groom gut is a woman? Yeah, why?

Your gut, or intestines, is lower.

Your uncle's neighbors saw you go into the cabin

Your wedding. What?

Yuh doy!

Yup.

Zero other subjects were mentioned?

Zero. both: Ahh.

! I mean, duh.

...is what you said to yourself

...is what you said to yourself in the mirror

'cause a loved one's life was in danger.

'Cause he forgot who was on his tail.

'Cause I'm excited to have you as my commissioner.

'Cause I'm gonna reset your knee.

'Cause it was stupid and overcomplicated.

'cause it's a little bit cruel, but hypothetically,

'Cause that pasta pot isn't filling itself.

'Cause we came up with some dandies.

'cause we're all too drunk to drive.

'Cause you made them do an all frosting interior.

"7:00 p.m. Talked with Philip about "

"Almost Cherry."

"Amy, there was a bomb at this wedding.

"and use the two centimeter ribbon

"Butt slammed" is so stupid.

"Chanterelle," "desert whimsy," "filbert husk"?

"Do not sneeze on my keys. Do not wheeze on my keys.

"Docter" is spelled with an E?

"how to talk to your bisexual friends."

"I don't want to sneeze on these keys."

"If Mad Dog Peralta will do that,

"Looks like deuces are wild, Peralta"?

"More?" What does that mean?

"NYC H20 Main SITREP: at 2040 EDT

"of the organza square. Draw the corners to a point

"Person fixing broken toilet."

"Place eight Jordan almonds... two pink, two blue,

"Show me going" and their badge number.

"three toed slow ths"

"two white, and two purple... at the center

"We" being me and my partner.

"Where the feeling is mutual."

[alarm blares] Hey, Sarge, look at this!

[ALL SIGH]

[AS HOLT] "I'm Captain Holt."

[AS URKEL] Did I do that?

[AS WAGNER'S "BRIDAL MARCH"] Here comes the bachelor,

[bones crack, Amy shouts]

[BOTH SCREAM]

[both shout]

[BOTH SIGH]

[CAR BEEPS]

[car engine turns over] Did he get away?

[cell phone alarm blares]

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

[cell phone rings] Oh, that's weird.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[CHEERS]

[CHUCKLES] Hey, best man.

[CHUCKLES] I was just exaggerating.

[CHUCKLING] Yeah, I did.

[CLEARS THROAT] So, Kylie.

[COLOR ME BADD'S "I WANNA SEX YOU UP"]

[coughing] Oh, likely story.

[coughs]

[CROWD MURMURING]

[CRYING] I love you so much. You're my dream girl.

[dramatic electric guitar sting]

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

[exciting classical music]

[EXHALES] That was close.

[FIREWORKS POPPING]

[GASPS]

[gasps] Guys, we are friends!

[gasps] Oh! [groans]

[gasps] The feeling wasn't mutual.

[GENTLE MUSIC]

[GENTLE UPBEAT MUSIC]

[GRUNTING]

[grunts]

[grunts] Ow!

[grunts] Wow!

[GUTTURAL GASP]

[HIGH PITCHED SCREECH]

[HIGH PITCHED] "Nothing."

[HIGH PITCHED] Nothing?

[horn honking, Jake screaming]

[horn honks]

[IMITATES BIRD SCREECH]

[IMITATES BIRD SCREECHING, TRILLING]

[IMITATES BIRD SCREECHING]

[knocking at door]

[KNOCKING]

[knocking]

[laptop clatters]

[laughing]

[LAUGHING] I mean, you hear yourself, right?

[LAUGHS]

[laughs] But honestly,

[LAUGHS] Oh, see?

[laughs] Say it with me, Jake.

[LINE CLICKS]

[LIONEL RICHIE'S "ALL NIGHT LONG" PLAYS]

[MUSIC SLOWS DOWN]

[PENSIVE MUSIC]

[phone alarm blares]

[PHONE DINGS]

[phone ringing]

[PHONE RINGS IN THE DISTANCE]

[PLAYFUL UPBEAT MUSIC]

[PLAYS "WEDDING MARCH"]

[PLAYS ELEGANTLY]

[residents murmuring]

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

[SCOFFS] There's no bomb.

[scoffs] With that crimping? No way.

[screaming continues]

[screaming]

[shouting] "Kudos to our brave officers"...

[shouts]

[SIGHS] Oh, man.

[sighs] This is crazy.

[sighs] Troy's not home, but I say we wait.

[SIGHS] What a disaster.

[SIGHS] Yes, fine, Teddy. You were right.

[SLAMS TABLE] and a permanent scar.

[sniffs] Ugh! Damn it, he still smells great.

[SOFT GRUNT] Oh my god! Why is this so heavy?

[SOFT LAUGH]

[SOFT SQUEAL]

[SOFTLY] It's Reginald VelJohnson!

[SOFTLY] Let's go.

[SOFTLY] Surprise!

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[TENDER MUSIC]

[TENSE MUSIC]

[tires screeching]

[TOGETHER] "Dianne Wiest."

[TOGETHER] Steak Studs! Steak Studs!

[TOGETHER] Uhh...

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

[upbeat music]

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

[upbeat music]

[UPLIFTING MUSIC]

[VITAMIN C'S "GRADUATION" PLAYS]

[wheels screech]

[whispering] I heard he thought camembert was goat cheese.

[whispering] She lied on her resume.

[whispering] There isn't.

[whispering] Whispers.

[WHISPERS] Rosa, I was not exaggerating.

♪

♪ ♪

♪ A la mode ♪

♪ And as our lives change ♪

♪ And that's why I cry ♪

♪ Big pile of books, yeah ♪

♪ Every time I eat my pecan pie ♪

♪ Gettin' all the looks ♪

♪ Holdin' onto your ♪

♪ So if we get the big jobs and we make... ♪

♪ Subway girl ♪

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - Season 5
Brooklyn Nine-Nine, created by Dan Goor and Michael Schur, is a popular American television sitcom that first premiered in 2013. The show revolves around the lives of the eccentric detectives of the 99th precinct of the NYPD in Brooklyn. Full of hilarious moments, clever writing, and a diverse cast of talented actors, Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 is a must-watch for fans of comedy and crime genre. The show features an incredible ensemble cast that brings the characters to life with their impeccable comedic timing and chemistry. Leading the pack is Andy Samberg as Detective Jake Peralta, a talented yet immature detective with a knack for solving crimes but an aversion to following rules. Samberg's energy and charisma make him the perfect fit for this lovable goofball character. Joining Samberg is the versatile and talented Terry Crews as Sergeant Terry Jeffords, a big and strong yet gentle-hearted veteran cop who often finds himself stuck between his responsibilities as a Sergeant and his desire to be a hands-on detective. Crews' physical comedy and emotional depth bring depth and heart to the show. The phenomenal Stephanie Beatriz portrays Detective Rosa Diaz, a tough and mysterious detective with a no-nonsense attitude. Beatriz's nuanced performance adds layers to Rosa's character, making her one of the show's most beloved and intriguing characters. Andre Braugher is a scene-stealer as Captain Raymond Holt, the stern and deadpan leader of the 99th precinct. Braugher's impeccable delivery of deadpan humor and dry wit make Captain Holt one of the most iconic characters on the show. Melissa Fumero shines as the diligent and determined Detective Amy Santiago, who strives for perfection in her work. Fumero's comedic timing and chemistry with Samberg create a delightful dynamic between Jake and Amy. Joe Lo Truglio brings an element of vulnerability and goofiness to the character of Detective Charles Boyle. Despite his quirks, Boyle is a genuinely caring and loyal friend to the other detectives, and Lo Truglio's performance adds depth to his character. Finally, Chelsea Peretti's portrayal of Gina Linetti, the eccentric and self-obsessed civilian administrator of the 99th precinct, delivers plenty of laughs. Peretti's unique style of comedy and fearless performance make Gina a memorable character in the show. Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 features a variety of hilarious, action-packed, and emotionally driven episodes that take the audience on a rollercoaster ride of laughter and suspense. Whether it's Jake and Amy's wedding preparations, the hilarious shenanigans of the precinct's annual Halloween heist, or the heart-wrenching moments that tug at the audience's heartstrings, Season 5 has it all. The show's writing is sharp, clever, and often tackles important social issues with finesse and humor. With its diverse cast, Brooklyn Nine-Nine effortlessly weaves in themes of inclusion, representation, and acceptance, making it not only entertaining, but also socially relevant. If you're a fan of Brooklyn Nine-Nine or looking for a new comedy show to get hooked on, Season 5 is a great place to start. You can immerse yourself in the lives of these quirky detectives, laugh out loud at the absurd situations they find themselves in, and even shed a tear or two during the show's more heartfelt moments. To fully experience the incredible sounds and music featured in Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5, you can play and download the soundtrack online. From the catchy theme song composed by Dan Marocco to the vibrant and energetic musical score created by producer Michael Schur and his team, the show's soundscape adds another layer of enjoyment to the viewing experience. In conclusion, Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 is a triumph in comedy television. With its talented ensemble cast, witty writing, and socially conscious storytelling, the show continues to entertain and captivate audiences. So grab some popcorn, settle in, and get ready to laugh out loud with Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
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