The Simpsons - Season 13 Edit

A ha! A free baseball!

A ha! Oh!

A minus.

A bag of popcorn and a whipping.

A blackout?

A Buddhist wouldn't want any.

A class clown. And it sickens me.

A committee?

A converter that changes that horrible modem noise into easy listening music.

A Cosmopolitan is made with cranberry juice.

A cougar! Die, cougar!

A couple of stink lines around his butt, and I'm done.

A coupon for free guitar lessons.

A crazy dog's trying to kill me!

A famous historian.

A formal!

A fortune teller? Oh, no, you don't!

A frown is a much better umbrella than a smile!

A gang of crows in our bedroom.

A giant chocolate cake in my dress polyester.

A girl in the bar! What do we do?

A grizzly bear with a chainsaw.

A guy outside told me that.

A heavenly choir. You must be an angel!

A hole for what?

A hundred and fifty six million. D'oh!

A husband can give his wife. An annulment from his secret wife.

A keg of beer and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.

A koi pond!

A koi pond! It's beautiful!

A koi pond?

A library selling books?

A little action will really sharpen our senses.

A little touch of winter.

A lot of people think our dad's behavior has screwed us up.

A man could attach to his face is 87!

A man on a donkey!

A miscount!

A monster!

A mosquito came out of my Laffy Meal and bit me!

A mosquito? How'd that get in there?

A normal life full of normal social interaction.

A note from Marge Simpson?

A one, a two, a you know what to do

A robbery is in progress at the National Bank of Springfield.

A second grade sorceress so powerful

A shinier new dime!

A shiny new dime!

A tapeworm, then assistant to Lorne Michaels!

A thousand bucks to pretend it's the '70s.

A trip to the alma mater might really rekindle my love of getting people loaded.

A turkey!

A voice like his would give our house a much needed touch of class.

Abe Simpson's the name, and now that you're here,

About a thing she saw

About moi the way I feel about toi,

Abraca dairy.

Abraham Simpson.

Absolutely! Yep.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. You're about to get a lesson

Academics are important.

According to this, your father was driving you to school?

Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman.

Actually, he hasn't.

Actually, I'm off campus.

Actually, Monty, I...

Actually, my father died a long time ago.

Actually, that smoke is a little too inviting.

Adorable.

After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off.

After everything I did, you're going to abandon me?

After her!

After that I starred in Wyatt Earp Meets The Mummy.

After they shoot your movies, who gets the leftover film?

After wrestling.

Again and again he's brought this town to the brink of annihilation.

Again?

Against my wishes!

Ah ha! Did you steal dolls from my daughter?

Ah, Ethnictown, where hardworking immigrants

Ah, geez. Right in the eyes.

Ah, geez. The old college clock.

Ah, honey, honey

Ah, honey, honey

Ah, jeez. You don't want old Gil going door to door.

Ah, sugar

Ah, sugar, sugar

Ah, the old college gates.

Ah, the old folks. It happens every heat wave.

Ah, there's nothing better than relaxing with my favorite magazine.

Ah, yes. Ronaldo. He went out months ago.

Ah, you pick things up.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! 'Tis like the singing of the angels themselves.

Ah! Okay, Gabriel, this is a bar.

Ah! Ow!

Ah! The cursed one.

Ah! The sweet couple of seconds before

Ah. Rehearsing a play, I see.

Ah. The family car. We've been through a lot together.

Ah. The full Leonard Nimoy cycle, I Am Not Spock,

Aha! Methinks the play's the thing

Ahoy hoy, Executive V. P.

Ahoy hoy.

AII I need is to look in your eye

Ain't I a stinker?

Ain't it trippy?

Ain't that sweet, Chief?

Ain't you coming, Homer? Why?

Alizarian crimson

All forms of sugar are now illegal.

All gone.

All gone. Hmm.

All I have left of my Chester is his tattered old Army jacket.

All I'm hearing is I'm too fat.

All is bright

All is calm

All my other senses are getting sharper.

All nerds clear the launch area!

All of them great. I did the commercials myself.

All of them lanthanides.

All our times have come

All right, all right. Come on, Bart.

All right, but I'm doing this because he was Remington Steele.

All right, but take Maggie with you.

All right, everyone! Disperse immediately!

All right, family.

All right, Fat Tony! Your little game is over.

All right, garçons.

All right, Grampa. I'll help you get your license back.

All right, hand them over.

All right, I'll do it for my kids.

All right, I'll make base camp here

All right, I'm sorry. But I will not save the rain forest!

All right, I've come up with a composite sketch of my prime suspect.

All right, let's do it!

All right, let's see. English side ruined!

All right, look. Maggie's not playing with this ball right now,

All right, Mendoza!

All right, now, who can pick out

All right, Officer.

All right, quit stalling, Burns. Who'd you ice?

All right, seniors and señores,

All right, Simpson, you're under arrest, see?

All right, Son. We'll all go! First class!

All right, that's it! Shoo, you stupid crows!

All right, that's it. Get them out of here! This ain't no crow bar!

All right, turkey, where are you?

All right, we got lucky that time,

All right, you're dismissed. I'll take it from here.

All right!

All right! Girls night out!

All right! Totally... Gloria?

All right! Trash cookies!

All right! We'll help ourselves, yet again.

All right.

All right. But not the imported.

All right. From now on, no talking.

All right. I know what to do.

All right. Let's go, children.

All right. Let's keep this train wreck moving.

All right. Let's try the red one.

All right. Outside.

All right. Plus one?

All right. Time to throw in the Butterfingers.

All right. We will write a list.

All right. We'll be right back.

All right. When I yank down my girlfriend's tube top,

All right. You two are under arrest for joyriding.

All rise for the Honorable Judge Constance Harm.

All the individual records were set by crackpots who half killed themselves.

All these beautiful people make us feel like losers!

All this yelling is taking away my horny.

All those disclaimers made me want to do it more!

All three courses are dessert.

All you can eat for two bucks.

All you do is watch Itchy & Scratchy cartoons.

All you gotta do is play a prank on the principal.

Almost home.

Almost there.

Almost there. Just a little more. Wait!

Also available with lyrics.

Also known as "H Diddy and his Murder Ho. "

Also worked on David O. Selznick.

Although I wish they'd stop picking on Tibet Town.

Although overrun with ferrets.

Always making a big deal out of everything?

Always there for sick kids. Doing great things.

Always wants more...

Am I getting warmer?

Am I using too much glue?

Amber, tell her how I abandoned you!

Amen!

American corporations should stop playing God with nature.

American currency!

An animal that only existed for three weeks in the 16th century.

And "Otto" is "Otto" backwards!

And "penis" is Russian for...

And 37% say she's a skank.

And a Blue Oyster Cult medallion. Cool.

And a book called Dying for Dummies.

And a happy and healthy New Year!

And a lot of gas, I'm your man.

And a Nostalgia Meal for me.

And a one, and a two, and a...

And all sugar pills will be changed back to highly concentrated opiates.

And all that love had gone

And along comes sexy Mrs. Dash.

And always get receipts. Makes you look like a business guy.

And another thing. No death races.

And Art Linkletter's House Party.

And back then, a suitcase was known as a Swedish lunchbox.

And back you go.

And Bart didn't make and hence, no one in the house made.

And Bart is set for the week.

And because I have no parents, my earnings remain unstolen.

And before he broke his jaw he never listened,

And bite me in the ass, this is the worst!

And blotted out the sun!

And blow smoke in his stupid, monkey face!

And Burly's still got soaking power. Spill something else.

And by funny stuff, I mean hand holding,

And by Xena, this girl's failing gym!

And calling us "dumbasses. "

And carries us to the bedroom.

And change slots for every coin, from penny to quarter.

And chew tality!

And coming in at number five

And could you stop calling us "nerds"?

And did I say pizza man?

And directed one. And he got the "film by" credit

And don't let the skirt fool you.

And don't try anything, because Johanssen there is a snitch.

And don't worry, honey. I'll pray double hard for both of us.

And don't you forget it.

And ease you through times of doubt and sickness.

And everyone's looking at me like, "Take it, Bart. Run with it. "

And finally, I Am Also Scotty.

And found a box of old taco shells.

And found a flyer on the windshield?

And getting in trouble with the law.

And go directly to the questions?

And go tell parents to stop wasting my time with failure child!

And have you been drinking?

And he got stuck in this tree.

And he lets me feel his boobs

And he never even lived to be a vegetable.

And he'd have a mouth full of Hershey's Miniatures.

And he'd just have to sit there grooving on it.

And he's already given out all his cheers.

And here you go!

And here's a new four legged friend for me.

And here's proof.

And hold the Beach!

And I ain't not no un dummy.

And I blame Mr. and Mrs. Neverspank.

And I can prove it

And I can remove those jaw wires.

And I can ride my bike real fast.

And I can't stare at those lifeless fisheyes anymore!

And I could bring you more victims!

And I could teach you to count cards.

And I declare the sugar ban over!

And I don't know how to stop them.

And I don't see five Sugar Plums.

And I have come out smelling like guest room soap.

And I have that bladder thing.

And I hear the President, "Pinsky, where's my poem?"

And I know a certain someone who really fancies lilac.

And I need your generous guffaws.

And I said, "You're out," and he says, "I can do a summersault,"

And I say that as a teenager, and the parent of a teenager.

And I suppose boys will be boys. Case dismissed.

And I suppose boys will be...

And I suppose boys will be...

And I was a voice on the Frasier.

And I would definitely go out with her again.

And I, for one, will not be a part of it!

And I'd probably throw it all away if I don't have you

And I'll have been on every continent.

And I'll tell you all about it.

And I'm gonna be in the show?

And I'm gonna lock you up till frogs do fractions.

And I'm magnanimous in victory.

And I'm some actor they hired!

And I'm starting to think that his mind

And I'm thankful I get to spend Thanksgiving with my family,

And I'm the only one with a keg.

And I'm walking on the beach I'm in my Speedo

And I've got a TiVo full of unwatched Dharma and Gregs.

And I've read the entire Sweet Valley High series.

And if anybody wants potato chips or anything fancy,

And if I don't?

And if I go to prison, I'll get better food and more hugs.

And if you fail, you can always open a comic book store.

And if you tell anyone...

And if your idea of a first date is burning down her village,

And in a gutless act of political correctness,

And in my blind rage,

And it all started with the dancing shoes you bought me.

And it better be good news.

And it does raise a whole host

And it has.

And it is.

And it made everyone a lot happier.

And it sure is great to be out of that bubble.

And it would look pretty, too.

And Jack Sprat, is that him, too?

And Krusty. We gotta invite Krusty.

And let's get that ring off.

And life just gets more exciting.

And Lord, please remember our infirm parishioners,

And lots of wavy hair like Liberace

And Martin Luther King Boulevard,

And maybe the city would give me

And meet me in the coatroom, in five, four, three, two, now.

And my mother loved chili. Then suddenly...

And next to the Union, respectively.

And now a little trick I like to call...

And now humanity must be judged!

And now I want you to meet the guy

And now I'm going to get killed for it.

And now I'm guilty of possession! I could go to prison

And now our next speaker is Mr. Warmth himself,

And now our opening sketch.

And now to celebrate life! Whoa! Bloody floor!

And now to read my fortune. "Geese can be troublesome. "

And now, a man you will see is definitely not dead,

And now, attack!

And now, here's Krusty!

And now, let us rise and... Um...

And now, our feature presentation.

And now, smashie smashie!

And now, to deliver a special sermon

And now, today's guest speaker,

And now, WOMB, warm and safe radio,

And once again I have no date!

And other nuclear bric a brac.

And our cells are side by side.

And our marriage.

And our school board's cut us back to 16.

And over there's the comatose, and the cool comatose.

And pick up chicks?

And please bless Mama and Papa and Bartrand and Coco Chanel.

And promise not to break the law for one full year.

And promise them you will never do drugs again.

And punch the face of God!

And Ralph double taps.

And Reverend, I'll put in those pec implants on Thursday.

And Rick James Bibles.

And says her name is Mrs. Doody,

And score with his wife every night.

And she is totally bumming me out.

And since cover ups were all the rage back then,

And singing this song

And Smokey the Bear is now Choppy the Lumberjack.

And snakes!

And so, for helping to KO litter in our community,

And someone has eaten the flesh.

And Stonewall Jackson, stop rollerblading!

And store bought tandoori. Or should I say blandoori?

And thanks to Marge Simpson's damning evidence,

And that man told me you pushed him.

And that was a wedding night I'll never forget!

And that was more important than keeping your son out of trouble?

And that's a felony!

And that's how a troubled young Moe saved the day.

And that's pretty much the end of it.

And that's the greatest thing ever written.

And the crew was getting a little cranky.

And the curtains smell like doob.

And the elephant that couldn't stop laughing was put to death.

And the falafel is making them angrier!

And the first step is to admit that you're bad parents.

And the last man who saw them, C. Montgomery Burns.

And the little poop machine going every 20 minutes?

And the main character is off model in every frame.

And the necklace was found in their home.

And the winner of the $100 bill is Ned Flanders!

And then I go home to a wife who will not touch me.

And then you, Dad.

And there isn't a tether in this world

And there's no one here to squeal on me for shooting mice.

And there's your whatchamacall repressed trauma.

And they all keep changing their names.

And they better be adorable.

And they don't have a Blue's Clue.

And they just drove off in my Bugatti Sexarossa.

And they're already whaling on each other!

And they're cheering for more.

And to kill the boredom, we sang.

And to think I was once in love with that dirty lowlife

And tomorrow, the Daytime Emmys.

And try for the summit tomorrow.

And TV Guide's Cheers and Jeers editor.

And two, what's that red stuff coming out of your ear?

And unusual.

And we called liberty cabbage "super slaw!"

And we carried it out as a family.

And we could start by getting Buck to quit drinking.

And we haven't heard from him since.

And we need you to do things around here.

And we should all be thankful to Michael, Peter, and Mike

And we'll discuss your grade over breakfast.

And we're not trying to put any pressure on you.

And what their church has become!

And what's that alarming sound?

And when I come back, I want a foot rub!

And when I couldn't talk, I learned to listen.

And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink

And when I'm done, the President says,

And when will the church see any of this money?

And where were you?

And who sent it down that pipe?

And with the money left over, the orphanage was able to buy a door.

And won't bother us if we don't bother them.

And you also want me to find a little boy?

And you can buy them at the airport.

And you can't hang up on a nun.

And you don't even do your full time job.

And you don't even have to say "bad. "

And you get more sprawl space on the bed.

And you got me wanting you

And you never finished filling up the aquarium.

And you really think I'm attractive, huh?

And you thought the phone was ringing?

And you wanted to take him to the hospital!

And you woke up this morning

And you'll beautify your soul.

And you're at the Springfield Friars Club

And you're no Howard Hawks.

And you're so upbeat. You think everything's excellent.

And your never ending disgrace.

And your painted on spot. What's real on you? Nothing!

And your seed should be wiped from the earth.

And, babe, don't you know it's a pity

And, um, protect you.

And, you know, my birthday is August 31.

Angry Dad rocks!

Angry Dad, you're fired.

Animals came on by onesies and twosies twosies

Another case of Monopoly related violence, Chief.

Another oil well successfully capped.

Anti trust suit. Anti trust suit...

Any desserts in their lunches.

Any last words, Simpson?

Anyone in this courtroom today,

Anyone want to be my new best friend?

Anything to end this unstructured conversation.

Anyway, "As night fell, the Greek soldiers crept from the wooden horse. "

Anyway, "Long story short"

Anyway, how would you like to humiliate your sister?

Anyway, over torture, one of your soldiers mentioned

Anyway, your family didn't have to trick you.

Apples! I got apples.

Appreciating and respecting you.

Apu is cheating.

Apu is having an affair?

Apu, everything in this store is overloaded with sugar.

Apu, you have completed the list.

Apu! Come here a moment!

Are actually pictures of our animators and their friends.

Are pushing up daisies.

Are the proceeds going to charity?

Are there angry people in your house?

Are there any questions?

Are they, Moe? Take a look.

Are you absolutely sure?

Are you all right?

Are you coming on to me?

Are you coming to bed?

Are you crazy?

Are you getting all this, Lisa?

Are you gonna be okay?

Are you gonna call the police?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding? This is the easiest job in the world.

Are you mad, Brunella? You can't fail Lisa.

Are you nuts? E mail, female.

Are you nuts? The Thing fits in there perfectly.

Are you okay, Lisa?

Are you okay?

Are you really Homer's friend?

Are you snoring while you're awake?

Are you sure God doesn't want it to be dead?

Are you sure you can afford it?

Are you sure you can get your deposit back?

Are you sure you don't want to come?

Are you sure you don't want to take him back?

Are you sure you want to do this so fast?

Are you sure you're not cheating?

Are you sure you're not too "college" for us?

Are you sure?

Are you talking about a soul patch?

Are you the guy that puts them there?

Are you threatening me with that knife?

Are you young ladies here to visit your mothers?

Aren't I?

Aren't you a wonder?

Aren't you forgetting someone?

Aren't you in college?

Aren't you supposed to take Greta to the dance tonight?

Around here, Buddhists don't get

Artie made mega bucks with a revolutionary invention,

Artie Ziff?

Artie, get off of me!

Artie, thanks for saving my life.

Artie, that's a sick idea.

Artie! Artie, no! Stop!

As a family, we drive away.

As a reminder, Marge.

As head of the Student Activities Committee, I have an idea.

As if.

As long as he's a stud where it counts!

As long as they're based on love and compassion.

As long as you're doing things for me,

As much as I enjoy your company, and I truly do,

As soon as I graduate, I am so out of here!

As soon as you finish cutting up those lemons.

As time goes on

As untouched as Bill Gates' weight room.

As we join tonight's adventure,

Assumed it was some of my business.

At first, I was just fishing with the helmet thing.

At least as well as sleep deprived apes.

At Springfield Cinema Six.

At the Golden Banana?

Attention, everyone. This is Gabriel, my personal social worker.

Avert your eyes, eunuch.

Aw, look at them. Sleeping like little angels.

Aw, look. Maggie wants to fly, too.

Aw, she must've dreamt about Hitler again.

Aw, that's okay. It's like my dad always said,

Aw!

Aw!

Aw!

Aw!

Aw!

Aw!

Aw!

Aw! He's gonna sleep tonight.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw...

Aye, 'tis a sugary brine.

Aye. They're not riding the white horse anymore.

Aye. We can stop all the lies.

B 6.

Babies! Who wants babies?

Baby, take my hand

Back in a moment, my dear. We have to... Expel some urine!

Back in my day, we had people who stood up to ruffians.

Back in Texas, we got rid of it,

Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty

Back? Cookie!

Backwards! To the sexy '70s!

Bag's in the kitchen.

Bailiff, ring him!

Balderdash! It's not important how old you are on parchment.

Baloney!

Banana tree!

Band on the run

Bang, bang.

Bar? I see no bar. This is a hunting club.

Barkeep!

Barney? Where's Chad? I...

Bart in well, Flanders fails Whacking snakes, monorail

Bart Simpson, creative genius?

Bart sure is fond of that cow gentleman.

Bart toon, that's clever.

Bart, don't slurp your soup.

Bart, forget it. I'm leaving in 10 minutes.

Bart, I couldn't help noticing Buck is a total fraud,

Bart, I know this sounds crazy,

Bart, I'm not a woman and I can't have babies.

Bart, it's not about how much stock you have.

Bart, it's over.

Bart, let's stop this stupid rivalry.

Bart, meet the voice of Angry Dad.

Bart, my school's having a dance.

Bart, stick to the script.

Bart, this girl is in love with you! Think about it!

Bart, this is just Dad.

Bart, what are you doing?

Bart, what are you watching?

Bart, where's America's newest hero?

Bart, you had pizza for lunch.

Bart, you look so cool.

Bart, you saved me.

Bart, you'll do anything for attention.

Bart, you're so funny.

Bart, your little tie makes me smile.

Bart, your prank cost $10 million in damages!

Bart! Excellent choice, sir.

Bart? This is Dr. Kaufmann. He's a special kind of "talking" doctor.

Bart's a goner.

Bartholomew Simpson, I hereby sentence you to five years in juvenile hall!

Bartrand, where is your sister Joan?

Basho!

Batman! It's been done.

Be quiet.

Beads!

Beating a man to a bloody pulp isn't going to impress me.

Beautiful fish that fry up really good.

Beautiful.

Because at 6:00, we go live!

Because he is the fat, selfish epitome of modern man!

Because he's all man.

Because I can just swipe it later from the evidence locker!

Because I want to be your hero.

Because I... Ow!

Because I'm gonna kill you!

Because I've learned that no matter how bad I screw up,

Because it really illustrates my point.

Because legally, I am allowed to shake him

Because Moe's a big jerk and a she male, too!

Because of Dad's chronic snoring.

Because of your generosity, I bought sturdy shoes

Because these days, you...

Because those things suck.

Because we need to keep medical marijuana legal!

Because weddings are nice

Because you gotta tell me if you are.

Beer, beer, beer!

Beer! Beer! Beer!

Before he dies.

Before he dies.

Before I bring the sugar in,

Before you go swimming?

Before you go, would you mind opening this jar of butter pickles?

Before you measure my syrup levels, I must talk to you.

Before you run out of permission slips?

Behind these doors are the finest cops ever to wriggle into size 46 pants.

Behold, the Amazon.

Behold!

Behold! As I slept, your Uncle Claudius poured poison in my ear.

Believe me, the Lord's gonna go for this in a big way.

Belt sander and morning newspapers.

Bert and Ernie left it to your imagination.

Besides, I like some of the noises you make in bed.

Bet you they're not. Three to one. How much you got?

Better get rid of this, too.

Better or worse?

Better or worse? Worse!

Between him and Scrooge McDuck, all the best ankle is taken!

Big deal. It's just saltines and fig paste.

Big head like beach ball made of bone.

Big Red Snack Foam, Milk Chuds, Eat 'Ems.

Big smile.

Bigamy!

Bill Clinton, everyone! He's Jimmy Carter with a Fox attitude!

Bill, bill...

Bill. Homer, you got a letter. Hmm. It's from the library.

Billy Baldwin!

Birthday party, Cheetos Pogo sticks and lemonade

Bit of a downer, sir.

Bite 'Ems, Eclairios, Chew 'Ems, Kellogg's All Fudge,

Bla.

Blah, blah!

Blarney.

Blimey!

Boil him in oil!

Book him, Lou.

Book that animal that always chomps on my groin.

Booyah!

Boring!

Born to be wild

Born under a bad sign With a blue moon in your eyes

Both our viewers must be thrilled.

Bowling alley? Okay, whatever.

Boxer, mascot, astronaut, imitation Krusty, baby proofer, trucker,

Boy, did I bet on the wrong horse.

Boy, did you make a prank call to Brazil?

Boy, if they kiss as good as they lure, wow!

Boy, that's some fancy shooting.

Boy, they sure love soccer here.

Boy, things are going really good.

Boy, who decided to give every weirdo an island?

Branson is a thousand miles away, and we've got no car.

Branson's the place We can always be found

Bratwurst? Sauerbraten? Donderblitzen?

Brave Odysseus, it's been 20 long years.

Bravo, Joan of Arc. You are as brainsome as you are toothsome.

Bravo, Joan of Arc. You are as brainsome as you are toothsome.

Bravo, little girl. Great progress!

Bravo, Pierce.

Bravo! Bravo!

Brilliant. We lost $60 million

Brilliant. We lost $60 million

Bring her another Cookies and Cream martini.

Bring it in!

Bring it on.

Bring it up with your sewing circle, okay?

Bro, you tapped the septic tank.

Broke? Or made it better?

Broken jaw!

Broker?

Bubbles can burst?

Buck gave it to me.

Buck McCoy! I still carry this.

Buck McCoy? He was the greatest of them all!

Buck McCoy.

Buck, if you walk out that door, you'll be branded a quitter forever.

Buck, this is a real honor.

Buck, you're my hero again.

Buck's here!

Buddhism teaches that suffering is caused by desire.

Buddhists respect the diversity of other religions

Burly to the rescue!

Burly? I bought the wrong brand, Maggie.

Burn this guy! He lost a good bucket!

Burn, baby, burn

Burns looks happy today.

Burns wants me to come along on his date

Bury it, quickly, before anyone finds out.

But also became a great movie called Ghostbusters.

But apparently Mom is no prize pig herself.

But are we still friends?

But at least Homer can have a nice healthy g****fruit.

But at night it's a different world

But before the evening ends,

But bold moves are no longer my forte.

But breaking your jaw has made you so sweet.

But Constance, it only happened because...

But delicious!

But do the kids still say,

But do you think you can drive a car?

But don't be a message monster hogging all my tape!

But don't tell Mom and Dad.

But first, we've gotta break out of these stocks.

But for a week, Bart will be highly infectious to others.

But Gloria is still inside! Save her!

But he won't move, so we'll do it here.

But her eyes say, "Yes, yes. "

But Homer...

But how are we supposed to get it?

But how?

But I can explain!

But I can give life to animated Internet cartoons.

But I can worship with my family, too.

But I can't find you funny anymore.

But I can't stop thinking about Greta!

But I cannot come. I work 22 hours a day

But I did not murder him.

But I didn't know what state you lived in.

But I didn't make a movie about it.

But I don't think that's why I've been screaming.

But I don't think we're right for each other.

But I don't want to be an accessory to some sort of shady doings.

But I had to quit when my fangs succumbed to gingivitis.

But I have 52 million shares.

But I have to be back in five minutes with these things for the baby.

But I have to save them.

But I have too darn much to live for.

But I haven't gotten any results.

But I just got out of juvie.

But I just have one question.

But I know you'd want me to honor my sacred vows. So, I will.

But I like my old name.

But I only love Marge!

But I promised my family I wouldn't smoke it anymore.

But I think I can say with confidence...

But I think you might be turned around

But I think you should be ashamed.

But I thought you...

But I want everyone in this family to raise your hand

But I wanted to spare you the details of your father's gruesome death.

But I was just about to bang my gavel, making the sentence official.

But I was just going to...

But I won't be satisfied if I don't have you

But I won't feel guilty until I can put a human face on this.

But I, too, have one. Are you a cop?

But I'm gonna come back with the greatest gift

But I'm gonna do something I haven't done for 20 years.

But I'm just a little girl.

But if I died, she'd be completely free for man or machine.

But if I grow up to be a halfway decent person,

But if we remind Apu and Manjula of why they fell in love,

But if you ask the mice about it, they don't say nothing.

But if you look at the clues, you can figure it out.

But if you need it that bad, you'll be in my prayers.

But if you take it to the max, max, max, it's gonna get ugly!

But in another way, it's most unwelcome.

But in Bizarro World, that means he likes me.

But isn't marijuana, or "dope," illegal?

But it didn't! Mmm hmm.

But it only made it worse.

But it will take some time. We will know when it feels right again.

But it's a laugh of impatience!

But it's after lunch.

But it's all worth it just to hear him sing.

But it's illegal! You can't run a bar in a private residence!

But it's my banjo!

But it's only big enough for one car.

But knowing about it would make you want to go here.

But look what happens when I take it.

But Morlocks are from the future.

But Mr. Burns, you're exhausted.

But not me, have gone before?

But now he takes to heart everything I say.

But now, well, I'm not so sure.

But on the other hand, Moe's not here.

But one time he was sick and he let me do it.

But only Batman fits in my Batmobile.

But our bond has never been stronger.

But protecting Springfield, that gives me the best feeling of all.

But quick because we're burning it down.

But seriously, we've had a lot of fun with our dad over the years.

But she might say no.

But since you don't believe in Christmas anymore,

But someone will take my place. And if you kill him,

But that's the 12th girl he's struck out with this week!

But the atmosphere there was so stimulating.

But the buzz around town is that you're, well, evil.

But the rest of the stuff don't make no sense without it.

But then Dotty went on maternity leave.

But then from the mouse reaction I got,

But then he turned into an octopus.

But then I'd have to get a new glass of milk. Good night, honey.

But then they stopped.

But there's no reason we can't dance, dance, dance the night away!

But there's only one way to describe a nasty super witch like her.

But they come over here in the wheel wells of Aer Lingus jets.

But they've cost the church its soul.

But we are not bad parents,

But we both want to stop Homer from shooting a turkey.

But we don't need anything to have fun but ourselves.

But we don't tell them the other one's coming.

But we just talked five minutes ago.

But we need you to stand in front of the burning house and say,

But we're hot and elderly!

But we're innocent! It was the man with the braces!

But we're on hiatus. Everyone's everywhere.

But West Springfield's three times the size of Texas.

But what about the ax?

But when I'm passionate about something, I see it through to the end!

But when it does, hello!

But when you say it, you mustn't fear

But who'll run the bar while you're gone?

But whose body is it?

But with Bart Simpson safely encapsulated, I'd be delighted to pose.

But yet I often wonder what life with Marge would've been like.

But you cannot change my mind with one night of blasphemy

But you didn't stick with it.

But you have a real problem with anger.

But you have got a boy here who is crying out for adult supervision!

But you must also train your body with vigor.

But you mustn't touch

But you seem to have me confused with a character in a fictional show.

But you should know I'm happily married.

But you were born under a bad sign

But you were very open with your feelings.

But you wouldn't take "I can't" for an answer.

But you're a sweet kid and someday you'll find someone who...

But you're just perpetuating a negative Italian American stereotype.

But you're looking good, baby

But you're not even using them.

But you're not like sloppy drunk.

But you're on vacation, honey.

But you're the good one.

But you've been in jail three times.

But your chicken is delectable.

But Zelda, if you're looking for something with a big backseat

But, Dad, my heart hurts.

But, Homer, you can't let a single bad experience

But, Homer... I said forget it!

But, Ned, I was singing the real words.

But, sir, we're at full capacity.

But, you know, we don't want to intrude.

By any means necessary.

By scrapping every anti pollution law.

By some surprising taste imony.

By the ankles and see what falls out.

By the organs of the young people they ran over.

Bye bye, fishies! Higher! Higher!

Bye, Moe.

Bye, Professor.

C. Montgomery Burns!

Cacti!

Call me Bob.

Call me!

Called Operation Hoyvin Mayvin!

Callooh! Callay! We're in luck!

Campus?

Can do. Now don't you worry about a thing.

Can Eddy and Lou have producer credits? Yup!

Can I ask you something, Dad? Sure, boy.

Can I at least incite further... No.

Can I call you the next time I need a muscular he man?

Can I come with you?

Can I come, too?

Can I give you a ride to your car?

Can I have a beer?

Can I have some ice cream? I finished my pizza.

Can I help you?

Can I lick your fingers? Meet me at the mail slot.

Can I tag along?

Can I top you off?

Can I turn on the radio?

Can she have a pony? And the last line in the scene?

Can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?

Can that judge do this to us?

Can we go to bed now?

Can we, Mom? Can we? Can we, Mom? Can we?

Can you do something about my searing pain?

Can you fly me over town to look for him?

Can you imagine us working there? The whole Carl Crew?

Can't keep it in

Can't live this way anymore.

Can't panic. Must remain calm.

Can't you be a team player just once?

Can't you do anything? Surprise witnesses? Evidence tampering?

Can't you just use this recent photo?

Canada? Why should we leave America to visit America Junior?

Candy was just a sugar delivery system. We thought we were God.

Canoodling like junkyard rabbits!

Capital!

Captain, we've been attacked by some sort of force ray.

Car gone! Car gone!

Car gone! Car gone! Car gone!

Caramel baloney.

Carbon dating!

Carl Carlson?

Carl, let me die first. I couldn't bear to watch you die.

Carla's daughter works in that building.

Carry on.

Catch my conscience? What?

Catch you later, radiator!

Cecil is a girl's name.

Celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron,

Certainly, Lenford.

Change number seven.

Changing your long distance service if...

Charlie Callas doesn't sleep in the ground

Check it out, Fat Tony. Those jokers think they're The Cowsills.

Check minus.

Check out the audio commentary.

Check this out!

Check, please.

Cheese!

Cherish these moments, Homer.

Chief Wiggum!

Chief Wiggum! Homer and I are innocent!

Chief? This yokel says he saw Simpson driving down near Hickton.

Choke on your lies!

Cholera! I got cholera!

Clancy, you're a disgrace!

Clean out your desk. You're gone.

Cleanup in all the aisles.

Climb up!

Clockwise! Counter clockwise.

Close to a bathroom?

Cobras!

Cobras!

Cobras! Cobras!

Cockfight.

College is no place for a young girl,

Color sky Havana lake

Color sky rose carmethene

Come along. We're going womanizing.

Come here, you.

Come in.

Come on, Angry Dad, get angry! Don't make me do a clip show!

Come on, baby

Come on, baby. We can talk more at my hideout.

Come on, Barney.

Come on, boy. After them!

Come on, boys.

Come on, come on and dance all night

Come on, come on, there's only one in there.

Come on, Dad. I gotta go to the bathroom.

Come on, Dad. Let's go.

Come on, damn it! Change!

Come on, fit, you!

Come on, Ginger. Let's go back to Vegas.

Come on, guys! We're gonna be late!

Come on, Homer! We're going to Sears to feel the bras!

Come on, Homer.

Come on, Homer. We're leaving.

Come on, hug me.

Come on, ladies. Faster, higher, better!

Come on, Snake. You don't want to soak all these people.

Come on, turkey! Join your friends!

Come on, you sainted...

Come on! Give it!

Come on! Show the movie!

Come on! Unfold, you...

Come on.

Come on. He's a total player.

Come on. I didn't...

Come on. These kids are never gonna use that stuff.

Come on. We're going to Moe's.

Come on. Would a poor person have a bar in his garage?

Come, dear. We can dance all night.

Come, Marge. You don't need to cover up for me.

Come. We play Uno. I chase you with hose. No biggie.

Comes from the Motherloving Sugar Corporation.

Coming up next on BHO, it's Arli$$.

Committees don't get any better than that.

Complications of a medical nature.

Concentrate, Homer.

Conflicted.

Congratulations on your recent TV appearance.

Congratulations, Dad. The first step is admitting it.

Congratulations, fellow Springfielders.

Congratulations, Mrs. Simpson.

Congratulations. I feel ridiculous.

Constant supervision has been good for Bart.

Constantly.

Contagious? Outrageous! I got me some teachers to lick.

Cool!

Cool! A lie detector!

Cool! It's Lesbians of the Caribbean!

Cool! Mom's on drugs.

Cool! You could be in a freak show!

Cool.

Cool. Does he get to marry his mom?

Cooperate?

Cops!

Cosmic.

Costing the city millions of dollars,

Could an Evening Shade reunion be in the works?

Could be so boring!

Could do such a horrible thing.

Could make me forget my husband.

Could that fat ghost be telling the truth?

Could this be the end of our series of events?

Could you possibly eat some free ice cream?

Could you tell us about all the hard work and buckling down

Couldn't you just see aliens running out of there?

Couldn't you?

Count Fudgula? I thought you wanted to get off the stuff?

Countdown!

Cover for me.

Crazy scheme, crazy scheme, crazy scheme.

Creative sentencing is common these days.

Creator of Marvel Comics?

Crow Diddley, Hume Crow nyn, Gregory Peck.

Cruelest month.

Curds.

Cut it out! I can work the brake myself.

Cut that out!

Cute kid. But just in case you don't kill Hamlet,

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

Da da da da da da da!

Da da da da da!

Dad just got a library card in West Springfield.

Dad, get up.

Dad, I loved it, too, but it was seven years ago.

Dad, I thought you didn't like her saxophone.

Dad, I'm no fan of Bart's cartoon,

Dad, I'm on the line!

Dad, it's 1:00 a. m. and I'm out of saliva!

Dad, it's a blackout.

Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless.

Dad, make him stop!

Dad, no! It says, "Don't walk!"

Dad, no! We're trying to conserve energy.

Dad, that line was in the cartoon.

Dad, that's Bart.

Dad, that's the water softener.

Dad, the rocket's off course!

Dad, these old stories can't compare

Dad, this isn't a movie.

Dad, what's wrong?

Dad, why are you wearing that?

Dad, you just said that three minutes ago.

Dad, you shot Moe!

Dad, you told me there were no private schools in Springfield.

Dad, you've gotta do something!

Dad!

Dad?

Dad...

Dad's gonna slaughter that poor turkey!

Dad's on the log. Now, Mom, you get the car and pull them to safety!

Daddy, how come you're not at work?

Daddy, it's true! Uncle Claudius murdered you!

Daddy.

Daddy... Come...

Daddy's stomach is crying.

Damn dirty ape!

Damn it!

Damn it!

Damn straight.

Damn that Pennybags!

Dancing away my hunger pangs

Dang magazines.

Dang me, dang me They ought to take a rope and hang me

Danger Dog, Neuterville needs you!

Darn her socks? I say darn her!

Dead man walking on the green mile!

Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead!

Dead, dead, dead, dead!

Dead!

Dear Artie.

Dear Hottie.

Death race?

Defense! Defense! Defense!

Defense! Defense! Defense!

Denver? No, Spanish.

Describe your tavern in one word.

Describe your tavern in one word.

Despite the heat it'll be all right

Dessert is three desserts.

Dessert's on! I steamed some limes!

Destroy! Destroy!

Devil beard?

Dia Betty.

Dialing Murray Hill, 5 6 3 0 9.

Dibs on the crotch.

Did he say blue ribbon?

Did I forget to mention I'm an alcoholic?

Did I say "Spidey"? I meant stinky. 'Nuff said.

Did I say corpse hatch? I meant "innocence tube. "

Did it again.

Did it again.

Did she put in for the pizza?

Did they have to guess the date of my death?

Did you catch the thief?

Did you do it?

Did you do it? No!

Did you have a nice flight, Johnny Tightlips?

Did you hear that Gertie had a terrible fall outside the thrift store?

Did you hear that, Pengy? $40!

Did you hear that? That "excellent" was excellent.

Did you really do all those sit ups?

Did you say life story?

Did you see those d****s?

Didn't these meals used to have a cobbler?

Didn't you eat enough of your friends?

Die, monster!

Die, you monster!

Digging for anything in particular?

Digging. Why?

Dinner is served.

Dirty diapers on strings!

Dirty love. I mean 30 love!

Dirty, screaming, and torn away from the woman I love.

Disco Stu got hooked on the white stuff back in the 70s.

Disco Stu is working pro bono.

Discus Stu has ouzo for twozo.

Discus Stu was talking to you.

Divide by the number of people, subtract belts and shoes...

Do a nice one for Grandma.

Do me! Do me!

Do something, Mesmerino.

Do they really think he'll do better with fruit?

Do you have a cure for cancer? Because that would be great!

Do you have a song request?

Do you have any idea what you put us through?

Do you have any jobs for a man who wants to die?

Do you have anything to say before we obliterate your planet?

Do you know how to catch a wild boar with a teaspoon?

Do you know Mom's getting re married?

Do you promise not to revive your weckless, weckless ways?

Do you promise?

Do you really think Homer could be a killer?

Do you really think the turkey's

Do you sell hats? Yeah.

Do you think I could run a mile in three and a half minutes?

Do you think it's fair that you're always getting into trouble

Do you want my son to be disappointed in you?

Do you want the wizard or the skull?

Do you want to boldly go where people like me,

Do you want your hand stamped so you can come back in?

Do you, Amber, take Abraham as your lawful wedded husband,

Doctor Bonebreak just married Rumble lina,

Does it go in the butt?

Does that ever work?

Does that include tip?

Does that work on anyone?

Does the defense have any closing remarks?

Does this thing suck or blow?

Doesn't it bother you that you're breaking up our family?

Dollar sign bag, check. Power bar, check. All right! Let's rob this...

Don't be a jerk.

Don't be mad at Homer. I was the one who cut the rope.

Don't be mad at the crows, Homer.

Don't be sad. It's Carnival!

Don't be so sure.

Don't blame me. Blame Tinseltown in its second golden age,

Don't burn her! She's just an innocent child!

Don't burn her! She's just an innocent child!

Don't celebrate too much.

Don't do that. Who am I kidding?

Don't encroach on our roach! Don't encroach on our roach!

Don't fear the reaper

Don't fear the reaper

Don't feel bad, Abe.

Don't fence me in

Don't get excited.

Don't give them fodder.

Don't give them nicknames like "Jumbo" or "Boxcar,"

Don't go there.

Don't go, Zelda! I love you!

Don't hate me because I bought at the right time, Arnie.

Don't hurt me! I'm not like you people! I'm loved!

Don't let them get to you, lass.

Don't like pills, huh? I could shoot a dart in your neck.

Don't listen to her, Homer!

Don't listen to them, Buck! It's an ambush!

Don't make that face.

Don't say that, baby.

Don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting.

Don't stop. Oh, yeah...

Don't take out my British charm unit.

Don't worry about the kids. I'll drop them off with Patty and Selma.

Don't worry about these critters. They're just props from my movies.

Don't worry, beloved parents. God won't let anything happen to me.

Don't worry, Homie.

Don't worry, honey.

Don't worry, Marge.

Don't worry, Marge. I'll find out what he's up to.

Don't worry, Mr. Burns.

Don't worry.

Don't worry. I planned for this.

Don't worry. I'll do the legwork.

Don't worry. We get that a lot here.

Don't worry. You got to hit it just right, like Fonzie.

Don't worry. You're gonna be just fine.

Don't you go too far.

Don't you hate carpet stores that charge extra for the under padding?

Don't you have any sense of corporate responsibility?

Don't you have criminals to catch?

Don't you know how to dance?

Don't you know the boys from Brazil are little Hitlers?

Don't you know who I am?

Don't you read enough at school, bookworm?

Don't you see what Mr. Burns has done to this church?

Done and done! Now do Wiggum!

Doogie Howser went to college when he was my age.

Drat! I wish that song were longer.

Drawing things that never were.

Dream

Dream

Dream of becoming lazy, overfed Americans.

Dream, dream, dream

Drive me, Abe. Drive me.

Drivers, start your engines!

Driving sure is dangerous.

Drop it in! Don't cram it in! Forget it! I'll do it myself.

Drop the backpack, Jack.

Dude sure got his comeuppance.

Dude, I need a new cap.

Dude, I thought we were friends!

Dude, you're lying on top of me! Dude?

Dude, you're touching my hand!

Dude, your mom is hot.

Duffman can never die! Only the actors who play him!

Duffman's pension has been mismanaged!

Duh!

Dukakis hugging moon maidens.

During the war, Eleanor Roosevelt was the voice of Scratchy.

Dying tickles.

Ear poison!

Easy.

Easy. Easy.

Eat my short stories!

Ed O'Neill is Soccer Mummy.

Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie.

Eh, that's Zack. He's as smooth as a 50 year old behind.

Eh!

Eh!

Eh. We could try it.

Eighteen more pumps, that could break the skin.

Elephants and kangaroosies roosies

Elton John!

End of the line, boys!

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Enough already!

Enough of your blarney! Get the money!

Especially Mrs. Glick, who's recovering from hip surgery.

Even after I bought her that hockey fight tape?

Even better!

Even dessert?

Even if he's slightly homicidal.

Even if you never become a great sorcerer, you're still an okay brother.

Even on Rosencarl and Guildenlenny here.

Even that show that follows Friends.

Even the fire doesn't want them.

Even this promotional Johnny Depp from the movie Chocolat?

Ever since my mother forced me to marry you.

Ever!

Every day we light a candle for him.

Every four years.

Every generation stinks but ours!

Every moment I live is agony.

Every time you are near?

Everyone always thinks we're way younger.

Everyone else might give up on me, but my parents never will.

Everyone here loves Angry Dad.

Everyone takes it.

Everyone, welcome to The Duff Book of World Records!

Everyone's staring at me.

Everything here is something.

Everything in your house is so cool.

Everything tastes better when it's lassoed!

Everything was made of it. Lunchboxes, cars, you name it.

Everything you need to know is in this pamphlet.

Everything. Dogs, Dutchmen, the gathering darkness.

Ew!

Ew!

Ew!

Ew! Bart! It wasn't me.

Ew! Nasty!

Ew! Saltines!

Ewe!

Exactly.

Exactly.

Excellent bout.

Excellent, Lisa. A+.

Excellent.

Excellent.

Excellent.

Excellent.

Excellent.

Excellent.

Excellent.

Excellent.

Excellent. Let me fetch you another Thomas Collins.

Except Antarctica.

Except he kissed me in the eye.

Except that one.

Excuse me, Americans!

Excuse me, but you don't sound as tough as you do in the movies.

Excuse me. I'm looking for the head of Motherloving Sugar.

Excuse me. Is this Room 106?

Excuse me. My refrigeration unit is broken.

Excuse me. We think this boy might be here.

Excuse me. We're looking for this little boy.

Excuse me. Which way to the chess club?

Exotic male dancers at the Golden Banana!

Extra cheese?

Eyes stinging!

Eyes? What the hell are you talking about?

Faberge egg salad.

Fair enough.

Fantasize, Marge. Fantasize about Burly

Fast hands mean less whipping.

Faster, Marge! Faster! The snapping turtles are massing!

Faster! Faster! Faster!

Faster! Lift your knees!

Faster! Oh, you do that like a pro!

Fat Tony, how can you do this?

Father, give me legs.

Father!

Fatty poisons to overfed Americans.

Fear not. Our town has dodged disaster,

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.

Fellas, I'm starting my own private police force. Will you join me?

Fellow Springfielders! I have called you all here

Fernando, you make that joke every time.

Fight, fight, fight, bite, bite, bite The Itchy and Scratchy Show

Figure them sugar folk owe me

Finally the shakes are working for me.

Finally this town will have a real claim to fame.

Finally we're doing something I want to do.

Finally, a way to combine my love of helping people

Finally, some recognition.

Finally, some repression.

Fine, I won't kill it.

Fine! I don't know why we even have a bottle!

Fine! I'll cut off your ponytail! Homer!

Fine! I'll meet you at the abandoned aqueduct.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. Crap all over my theory.

Fine. I want to meet monkeys.

Fine. I'll cut off your service.

Fine. I'll go talk to her.

Fine. I'll just play the banjo with this cobra.

Fine. I'll send you 50 grand. Thanks.

Fine. I'll talk like this.

Fine. I'm dead.

Fine. Take me, but let the boy go!

Finish the job.

Finishes up on the equipment.

Fire, children! Hurry outside!

Fire, fire, fire, fire...

First he wrecks your car, then he steals mine.

First I was a tiger, a snake, a clod, a goat with a hat, then me.

First I'd like to announce that thanks to the magic

First of all, I'd like to ask if anyone has any questions.

First we have Mark Spitz.

First, I'm gonna cut overhead by freeing Otis, the lovable town drunk.

First, I've gotta get Uncle Claudius to confess.

Five minutes more ius.

Five, four, three, two, one,

Five, four, three...

Fixing all that damage is gonna be very expensive.

Fixing this church should be our top priority.

Flanders? I was able to find your missing leaf blower,

Food keeps my family happy.

Food out of my mouth for too long!

For 12 more seconds, sir.

For a nickel you got two movies, a cartoon,

For a night of hypnotism

For a night of hypnotism

For every person in America. Look.

For God sakes, Homer! Give them back their flame!

For I would rather die than have people not know

For me, the '60s ended that day in 1978.

For me, the war is over!

For Motherloving's breakfast cereals?

For next exercise, put hands on hips, jump out window,

For next Tuesday's election.

For once I felt I was with intellectual equals.

For our rowdy youthful behavior, eh, pally?

For selling a harmful product.

For shame.

For supplying this beautiful turkey made entirely of tofu.

For supplying this beautiful turkey made entirely of tofu.

For the death race?

For the last 20 years.

For the safety and well being of this screamapillar.

For what they done to my cousin,

For what? A little splattered food never hurt anybody.

For what? A little splattered food never hurt anybody.

For you.

Forget every word, boy. It's useless.

Forget it!

Forget it! I'm not putting some Western star on

Forget it.

Forget it.

Forget it. I'm going home.

Fortune cookies!

Forwards?

Found her will, Chief.

Four tickets for Shenani Goats!

Frame Up is Fox's latest hit,

Francis of Assisi. Francis of Assisi.

Francis of Assisi. Francis of Assisi.

Frank the Wonder Horse was in 24 of my pictures.

Freaky.

Free service, here we come.

Freshen your drink, pal?

Freshen your drinks, ladies?

Friend?

Friends forever?

Friends forever.

Frink, you little weasel! I'll kill you!

From mocking other people's clothes.

From now on, I'm into candles,

From now on, you're Dingus Squatford Jr. and Pamela E. Lee.

From our point of view, financially.

From the honey glazed cauliflower

From the looks of it, a male dog.

From The Wooly Bully.

Fruit Roll Ups for Bart. Beer Roll Ups for Homer.

Fun's over, boys! Drop the hardware and mosey!

Gabriel, are you okay?

Garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie,

Gee, a million bucks.

Gee, Buck, your old films are as violent as today's!

Gee, everyone looks so happy.

Gee, I always like to help you, Homer,

Gee, when you talk about that school, your voice fills with...

Gee, you strangle him all the time and that never happens.

Geez, Moe. You've been a real crank lately.

General Gao, you're a bloodthirsty fool,

General, I hereby surrender.

Gentlemen, I have found the final member of our cabal.

Gentlemen, I must be wasted,

Gentlemen, our city's sucking down the juice like my wife at an open bar.

Gentlemen, start your envy!

Geoff! Geoff! Geoff!

George Lazenby?

Geronimo!

Geronimo!

Get a grip, Simpson. You're doing fine.

Get away from that window and help me with this banner.

Get him!

Get in the car.

Get in there. Defend my honor.

Get me Buck McCoy!

Get me tools and beer! Yes!

Get off me, you little nerd!

Get off my lawn, coppers, or I'll totally turn the sprinklers on!

Get off the road, you freaking maniac!

Get out of my way!

Get out, Homer.

Get out!

Get out.

Get out.

Get out.

Get ready, Brazil. I now speak fluent Spanish.

Get ready, everybody.

Get up, Liser.

Get your hands off of me. Why...

Get your money changed, right here in the temple!

Get your T shirts here! "I survived the Springfield riot!"

Giuseppe is such a happy monkey.

Give Grampa a chance.

Give it to me, baby.

Give me a drink with all your sweetest Brazilian fruits mixed together.

Give me some peanuts.

Give me that beer!

Give me that old time fun

Give me that old time fun Give me that old time fun

Give me those keys!

Give me your hands, boss.

Give me your lunch money!

Give them the beer!

Give them the food!

Give up, Mr. Simpson! We know you have the Olympic torch!

Gives you perfect balance.

Glayvin! That's a powerful...

Gloria, say you'll marry me.

Gloria, you better tell your boyfriend to be a good little hostage.

Gloria!

Gloria?

Go ahead.

Go around! Go around!

Go away!

Go away! Go away!

Go away! Go away!

Go back there.

Go for it. Maybe I will.

Go Gamecocks!

Go home!

Go out and find a girl

Go suck a Bible!

Go, Soccer Mummy! You taught me to believe in myself!

Go! Go! Go!

Goal!

God does so much for me and he doesn't ask anything in return.

God said to Noah build yourself an arky arky

God spoke to me. I must obey.

God wants you to lead the French army to what?

God, I'm really lonely.

Godspeed.

Going cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds.

Gold! Gold! Beautiful gold!

Gonna open Moe's bar

Goo goo eyes, misdirected woo,

Good afternoon. I want to thank you all for coming down here,

Good as new. I'll just... See?

Good enough. Let's eat.

Good evening. Our top story,

Good fire. Good fire. Keep burning.

Good going, Lise.

Good heavens!

Good idea, Mister Ed.

Good idea.

Good idea.

Good idea. You can speak nerd to them.

Good Lord! Acid rain!

Good Lord! We're on a collision course with a monster from space!

Good luck.

Good morning, class.

Good morning, Marge.

Good morning, Pierce. Where's Homer?

Good morrow to thee, neighbor.

Good night, Bart. Good night, Lisa.

Good night, Homer.

Good night, Maggie.

Good old Judge Snyder.

Good old table.

Good show! Yeah!

Good show.

Good times.

Good work, Simpson.

Good, good, good, good, good, good, good!

Good!

Good! 'Cause I need directions.

Good. Good. That feels good.

Goodbye, Bart! Never bother me again!

Goodbye, Bart.

Goodbye, cruel world.

Goodbye, Marge.

Goodbye, Moe.

Goodbye, my darling.

Goodnight, Homie

Goodnight, honey.

Got a blue moon in your eyes

Got it.

Got that cat right in the leg.

Got yourself a gun

Got yourself a gun

Gotta finish. Gotta finish.

Grampa and Bart must be in that theater.

Grampa Simpson and Agnes Skinner!

Grampa, come on.

Grampa, I gotta tell you, she's a stone cold hoochie.

Grampa, look over there.

Grampa, that happened a year and a half ago.

Grampa! Grampa!

Grampa's here to get his driver's license.

Grand theft auto?

Granted. But you gotta admit,

G****. Mmm.

Great heavens!

Great! Finally, I'll be the dominant one.

Great. We'll have a girls night.

Greatest generation to the rescue!

Green Lantern. No.

Green vegetables and homework.

Greeting acknowledged.

Greetings from Neddedy Space Center on Cape Flandaveral.

Greetings, true believers.

Greta called. It seems you told her you were sick.

Greta, I miss you so much. Please be my girlfriend again.

Greta, I'm sorry I didn't handle the breakup well,

Greta, is this how it is?

Groundskeeper Willie, Groundskeeper Willie's enemy, Seamus.

Group stunt?

Guys, huh? Are they cute?

Guys, I am not cursed.

Guys, I just ordered my wife the greatest anniversary present.

Guys! While you're singing and dancing,

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

Ha ha! Bart's family is poor!

Ha ha! You love a boy!

Ha, ha.

Ha! Busted.

Ha! Go, go, go!

Ha! Just more of you to pick on.

Had two big horns

Hair that can't be tamed,

Halloween is upon us. Put up the decoration.

Hamlet, what'd I tell you about running with swords?

Hamlet! Avenge me!

Hang on, I've got call waiting. Hello?

Happy anniversary, Marge!

Happy days, people. Truly happy days.

Happy marriage, here I come.

Happy, happy New Year!

Harry Potter, are you chewing gum?

Has a lot of crazy ideas about love and brotherhood.

Has attracted some unwanted visitors.

Has Bart ever owned a bear?

Has everyone keistered their personal supply?

Has everyone keistered their personal supply?

Has pitted our small farmers against each other.

Has the ship sailed on my foot massage suggestion?

Has threatened to destroy the city with her puke ray.

Have been booking since the mid '70s.

Have been missing for the last 20 minutes.

Have I seen the likes of this.

Have no fear, SpringShield's present!

Have no fears We've got stories for years

Have no fears We've got stories for years

Have some meat on a sword, Lisa. It'll cheer you up.

Have we gotten all the liquor?

Have you come to forgive me?

Have you ever been in a police car?

Have you ever noticed how the dumb kids fill in the wrong circles?

Have you tried looking for him?

Haven't we been humiliated enough?

Haven't you?

He already knows.

He can't be the Hulk! I'm the Hulk!

He checked out 10 books on oil rigging

He defected into East Germany.

He did it!

He did it! He saved her!

He did such crazy things. Roll the clip.

He didn't say "science. "

He died from..

He grew up. Maybe you should, too.

He has come to identify with his captors.

He has the Stockholm syndrome.

He has to be here. I'm just that nuts

He is hideous.

He is your dad.

He just a googie...

He might even make the honor roll,

He must have taken a job

He must've dropped this.

He paid for the hour.

He put ice in the urinals.

He ran his own casino,

He ran his own casino,

He restored it from nave to narthex!

He said "pie pants. "

He saved her! Isn't it great to have the old Dad back?

He sees a thousand times worse on that Animal Channel!

He smelled like puke!

He soils as much as he cleans.

He super sized the pews for the zaftig believers.

He sweeps up toenails at the beauty parlor.

He took a Cockney flower girl and turned her into My Fair Lady.

He used to be such an angel.

He was bigger than opium!

He was my sexually virile best friend,

He was Remington Steele, wasn't he?

He was so happy...

He won't be able to talk for quite some time.

He'll pick you up at 7:00. Wear a petticoat.

He'll sleep tonight!

He's a desperately unhappy man.

He's a loser, Marge. Dump him!

He's about to do something stupid.

He's basically a good kid. He's just weak.

He's called Danger Cat.

He's drunk!

He's got a Daisy.

He's got backup!

He's got long hair, works as a carpenter,

He's just about the greatest guy who ever lived.

He's leaving her with five babies.

He's like a spy in the house of Moe.

He's like a young me!

He's like an unfunny version of me.

He's like six leprechauns.

He's my best friend because...

He's not gonna say it.

He's not my boyfriend. Mr. Burns is.

He's probably doing her right now.

He's reading Impossible to Tell.

He's right over there.

He's right! Who wrote this thing?

He's right! Who wrote this thing?

He's saying goodbye to his wife.

He's sleeping!

He's so adorable. Can we have another baby?

He's there now, isn't he?

Head zeppelin.

Heads up! Coming through! Look out!

Heads up! Coming through! Look out!

Heck. It's just an old shopping cart.

Heedlessly it is.

Helen Fielding's giving them pigs Bridget Jones' diarrhea.

Helen Fielding's giving them pigs Bridget Jones' diarrhea.

Hell, no!

Hell, they would've taken my squad car if I hadn't hid it under some hay.

Hello and thank you for coming to our fundraiser.

Hello there, Flan diddily danders.

Hello, Annette.

Hello, Artie.

Hello, Dondelinger.

Hello, Flanders. I need 100 grand.

Hello, gentlemen. Would you care to meet my new best friend?

Hello, hello, hello.

Hello, ironic twist!

Hello, Lisa.

Hello, Marge.

Hello, Police? I think my house killed my husband.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Hello.

Hello? Marge Simpson?

Hello? Uh huh.

Hello? Yeah. I'd like to arrange for an escort, please.

Hello.

Hello. I'm Gabriel.

Hello. I'm your customer service rep, Lindsay Naegle.

Hello. This is Chad Sexington,

Help me, Bart!

Help me, SpringShield!

Help me!

Help!

Hemorrhage amundo!

Her death earned them $50,000.

Her lips look like night crawlers!

Her name is Zelda and she understands me.

Her ring.

Her?

Here but now they're gone

Here comes one of our fellows now.

Here is the ransom for your father.

Here is your cat back, good as new.

Here she comes!

Here we are!

Here we are.

Here we are. Branson, Missouri.

Here we go.

Here we go. Clipped to face and neck. 116.

Here we go. It also says,

Here you go, mister.

Here you go, pal.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here you go. Don't worry, I soaked it in the toilet to soften it up.

Here you go. Just stop this bank robbery and you'll be a hero again.

Here you go. Thanks.

Here, Clip Clop! Here, pony pony!

Here, guys. Why don't we play this?

Here, have one of my fudge stuffed toaster pies.

Here, turkey turkey turkey!

Here! Right here! Hello!

Here. Take a look.

Here's a place that rents them.

Here's a preview.

Here's how it's gonna go down.

Here's Lisa Simpson.

Here's my card.

Here's my commercial!

Here's my underwear drawer.

Here's the book.

Here's the keys.

Here's to a happy, well rested Marge.

Here's what it costs.

Here's your bond issue!

Here's your hanging chad sketch, Krusty.

Hey a, Officer Homer. You look a hungry.

Hey cha cha, I got more features than a NASA relief map of Turkmenistan.

Hey oh!

Hey there, little sweet...

Hey, "Shemp" is "hemp" spelled backwards.

Hey, a fair!

Hey, a fortune teller.

Hey, a helicopter's landing on our lawn.

Hey, Abe, what are you doing here?

Hey, Abe, you want to hook up after the show?

Hey, always drawing your old man, huh?

Hey, and a mini bar hat!

Hey, Apu, I think she likes you.

Hey, aren't you the guy who was stalking Lynda Carter?

Hey, baby! I'm that guy you like.

Hey, Bart. Care for a children's cappuccino?

Hey, Bart. How many more places do we have to search?

Hey, boy, where'd you get that hat?

Hey, Bubble Bart! Looking good.

Hey, butler, stop butling yourself.

Hey, can you still do cowboy tricks?

Hey, check it out. Wiggum's cruiser.

Hey, Chief. You better get in here.

Hey, come on! Make your eyes explode.

Hey, come on.

Hey, computer geek

Hey, Cora. I heard science is working on a donut

Hey, cupcake, listen good.

Hey, Dad, has the movie started yet?

Hey, Dad, I'm gonna make a human yo yo.

Hey, Dad, will you help me build this model rocket?

Hey, do you have diarrhea?

Hey, don't you want to take your shoes off

Hey, Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar love Duff?

Hey, Einstein. What's a million plus a million?

Hey, Flanders gave us toothpaste.

Hey, Formico. Say hello to my beloved regulars.

Hey, game's on!

Hey, Grampa. Stealing Mom's car?

Hey, guys. Stand around me.

Hey, he can't do much without this.

Hey, he stole my bit!

Hey, hey, hey! No peeking!

Hey, hey, hey. I didn't ask for your life story.

Hey, hey, if I want a cock and bull story, I'll read Hemingway.

Hey, hey, no kids in the bar!

Hey, hey! Hey, hey! Hey, hey! Hey, hey...

Hey, hey! Now hold on there

Hey, hey! Run, Bart! Pump your thighs!

Hey, hey. You made your sale.

Hey, Homer, another Duff.

Hey, Homer, do you mind if I bring in some outside food?

Hey, Homer, do you remember this voice?

Hey, Homer, stop! Stop! It's me!

Hey, Homer, want to smoke some marijuana?

Hey, Homer.

Hey, Homer. I've been singing your praises all day.

Hey, Homer. Your new wife is great.

Hey, how about 007?

Hey, how about one of those religions where you eat a human heart?

Hey, how about that?

Hey, how you doing?

Hey, how'd you find us?

Hey, I didn't lead her on. I always played it light and breezy.

Hey, I didn't shoot anybody.

Hey, I found some pearls.

Hey, I got a question for you.

Hey, I just had this crazy idea!

Hey, I thought we were called Lenny and the Jets.

Hey, I'm a Buddhist!

Hey, I'm working on it. We...

Hey, I've been using that ab roller you endorse,

Hey, I've earned their trust.

Hey, it's Duffman!

Hey, it's me. I've got Marge on the other line

Hey, jackass! Your voice sounds familiar!

Hey, Karie. Hey, Lisa.

Hey, Kirk Van Houten. I live across the way.

Hey, knock it off! These pants cost $600.

Hey, Lisa. What are you doing?

Hey, Lise, is Dad's credit card number 5784365343410709?

Hey, look at that dog...

Hey, look! It's the stripper from the kids' show.

Hey, look. There's Copacabana beach! The heart and soul of Rio!

Hey, Ma, how about some cookies?

Hey, Maggie, how are you doing back there?

Hey, Marge, I just thought of something.

Hey, Marge, surf's up!

Hey, Marge, you care for a tropical drink?

Hey, Marge! It's that guy who couldn't get any off you!

Hey, Marge. I'm not up on the current slang,

Hey, Marge. Watch me burn Flanders.

Hey, maybe I should be a milkman!

Hey, Mister! Put the cartoon back on!

Hey, Moe.

Hey, nonny nonny, with a hoo and a haw, and a nonny nonny hey!

Hey, Officer Homer, how'd you get so big and strong?

Hey, pally. Where do you want the Fudge Mahal?

Hey, Pete! Pete! They fixed the Coke machine!

Hey, Pierce, how did you know our favorite foods?

Hey, Richard, in An Officer and a Gentleman,

Hey, she called me "handsome. "

Hey, she came on to me!

Hey, shut up.

Hey, Simpson, I hear your sister dumped Christianity.

Hey, smart move, Four Eyes.

Hey, somebody's stealing my car! What?

Hey, Soul Patch, you cut the line!

Hey, stud. Where do you keep your Wet Ones? I need a shower.

Hey, thanks, Moe.

Hey, that was a fast count!

Hey, that's great, but I gotta get going.

Hey, that's kind of catchy.

Hey, that's my backpack!

Hey, the heart wants what it wants, dude.

Hey, there's me. And there's you!

Hey, there's Mesmerino.

Hey, there's something blocking it.

Hey, they're all right.

Hey, this is taffy!

Hey, Vegas Mom, how long are you gonna stay here?

Hey, volleyball! Can I play later?

Hey, wait a minute. These animals are stuffed.

Hey, wait up!

Hey, watch the movie.

Hey, we stayed for your kids.

Hey, we were watching that! Come on! Sports!

Hey, what are you doing in here?

Hey, what are you doing? I got to pay for that!

Hey, what happened to all the water?

Hey, what happened to the music?

Hey, what the...

Hey, what was that?

Hey, what...

Hey, what...

Hey, what's God gonna do? Make my wife leave me again?

Hey, what's going on?

Hey, where'd that painting come from?

Hey, where's my keg?

Hey, where's my pony?

Hey, where's our parents?

Hey, who do I have to gum to get a refill?

Hey, who invited the hippies?

Hey, who's that?

Hey, who's the tall drink of Maalox?

Hey, why does anyone do anything?

Hey, why you mocking me? We're friends.

Hey, wine!

Hey, you doing anything tomorrow night?

Hey, you guys can come with us.

Hey, you know what I'm looking forward to?

Hey, you know what's even better? Is Jesus.

Hey, you know, stopping criminals is fun.

Hey, you're both wrong.

Hey, you're looking at that spokes jack. Well, I can fantasize, too.

Hey, you're not fun, you're fat!

Hey, you're right.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Cut it out! Put her down!

Hey! Hey, I want that lawyer what wears the cowboy hat.

Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! I found a clue that's gonna bust your mystery wide open.

Hey! I'm not running an employment service, you old...

Hey! Lenny!

Hey! Let's make sure he's a leprechaun.

Hey! No extension cords!

Hey! Nobody calls Moe St. Cool a phony!

Hey! Oh, come on, people.

Hey! There's the Wampum Wagon!

Hey! What's that over there?

Hey! Who are you talking to? Your boyfriend?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Apu?

Hi diddily hey, Homer!

Hi, Apu.

Hi, Bart.

Hi, Formico. Uh uh uh.

Hi, honey. Where's that vicious dog? I made him a biscuit.

Hi, I'm Chuck. I live in his trunk.

Hi, Lisa. Thank you for your donation.

Hi, odiddily Odysseus!

Hi, Ultrahouse.

Hi. I'm Colonel Chet Manners, five time space shuttle alternate.

Hi. I'm Ron Howard.

Hi. I'm Zelda. I put the "ass" in assisted living.

Hi. Would you like to go...

High from the highest tree

Higher, I say!

Higher, Marge! Higher!

Higher.

Him? No way!

Hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny,

Hippies, Vegas, and Japan Octuplets and Bart's boy band

His bungling has shortened your lives and mutated your children!

His life took a nitro burning funny turn!

His name sounds good in your ear

His name's Gunnar, and he's dating my mom.

His wife has a screenplay.

Hit with stick. Hit with stick. Die, you bastard.

Hiya, boy. Haven't seen you around here before.

Hiya, pal. So how about them current events?

Hiya, Scratchy.

Hmm!

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. All clean, just the way I left it.

Hmm. All I need is one classic character.

Hmm. How do we unrepress it?

Hmm. It's not even singed.

Hmm. Twelve.

Hmm. Well, I'm high on sheep embryos, so I am feeling charitable.

Hocus croakus!

Hold it 'cause it's different!

Hold it right there, Doctor Foot.

Hold it right there, Forrest Plump!

Hold it right there!

Hold it, son. Wouldn't you rather have an exciting action figure?

Hold me close. Kiss me, I'm Irish.

Hold onto your hat, son. You're talking to Buck McCoy.

Hold that thought. Bacon up that sausage, boy.

Hold your heads up high, kids.

Holy mac...

Holy night

Homela, it's easy to change, but what's hard is not changing back.

Homer and Marge Simpson,

Homer and Marge Simpson,

Homer and Ned, you may now kiss your brides.

Homer just comes along on our dates

Homer mad!

Homer mad! Homer smash! Get revenge on world!

Homer Simpson, for attempted insecticide and aggravated buggery,

Homer Simpson, you're the latest victim

Homer Simpson!

Homer Simpson!

Homer Simpson's breath is strong

Homer was there?

Homer was there?

Homer worries Bart is gay Poochie, U2, NRA

Homer, catching that leprechaun didn't help anything.

Homer, Cathy is a woman.

Homer, don't talk with your mouth full.

Homer, for your eyes, the best tonic is chronic.

Homer, I am not an angel!

Homer, I don't know if I can ever forgive you.

Homer, I see your daughter is one of those whale kissing,

Homer, I will give you $1, 000,000

Homer, I'll tell you what I told Redford. It ain't gonna happen.

Homer, I'm very uncomfortable having

Homer, is this story going anywhere?

Homer, it's me. Ned.

Homer, it's over. I want you to look at your children

Homer, it's that evil gypsy's curse.

Homer, listen. I need 50 grand. Don't ask me why.

Homer, Marge, I have a rather delicate proposition.

Homer, maybe I should drive.

Homer, my dear fellow,

Homer, no!

Homer, no!

Homer, no!

Homer, save me! Save me!

Homer, shouldn't we give that skull to Mr. Smithers?

Homer, the only way to get rid of a gypsy curse

Homer, these people are professional roasters.

Homer, they must've made a mistake.

Homer, this is all your fault.

Homer, we need you to help us smuggle in sugar from south of the border.

Homer, what are we going to do?

Homer, what are you doing?

Homer, what are you going to do?

Homer, what's going on?

Homer, why are you laughing?

Homer, will you appear on my show?

Homer, you are so brave.

Homer, you did not bring me here for this.

Homer, you genius!

Homer, you're a bad man,

Homer, you're going to get in trouble.

Homer, you're not dead. Mmm hmm.

Homer, you're the greatest.

Homer, you've suffered a broken jaw.

Homer, your breath smells terrible.

Homer, your father's dead.

Homer, your problem is quite simple.

Homer!

Homer!

Homer! Homer, you're alive!

Homer! It's okay! We're married!

Homer! You're doing drugs!

Homer?

Homer? Marge, you're speaking to me?

Homer. We were cleaning out a cooling duct at the plant

Homer's a big jerk.

Homer's breath smells bad...

Homer's family needs him, too. And that's that!

Homer's Odyssey. Is this about that minivan I rented once?

Homer's old garage is all I need

Homie, are you okay?

Homie, I don't mean to nag, but what does

Homie, I'm sorry. I can't.

Homie, it's 11:00 at night. Have you told him yet?

Homie, no. We can't.

Homie, please, why don't you just leave town?

Homie, that was amazing!

Homie, to honor Springfield's newest hero,

Homie, what's wrong?

Homie, you don't need drugs anymore.

Homie!

Honey

Honey, did you get any sleep?

Honey, I like it when you call.

Honey, I'm home.

Honey, I'm worried about your soul.

Honey, I've got some bad news for you.

Honey, is this about some boy at school who doesn't like you?

Honey.

Hoochie, hoochie, hoochie!

Hoochie, hoochie, hoochie!

Hoochie, hoochie, hoochie!

Hop in, beautiful.

Horse riding lessons, the finest makeup, delicious studio food.

Hot diggety Dodge!

Hot town, summer in the city

How about a few tips?

How about a picture of you and the cake for our society page?

How about an occupation?

How about ancient hop grain juice?

How about Benihana, where dinner is the show?

How about I advance you the money and you work it off?

How about Judaism? When you turn 13, cha ching!

How about Lenny?

How about Methodist?

How about now? Mmm.

How about Satan?

How about this?

How are you doing, kid? Nice to see you.

How are you, love? Give us a kiss then.

How can an iron be a landlord?

How can you have such an appetite at a time like this?

How come I'm not happy?

How come you always run out of tardy slips

How come you get a social worker?

How come you suck?

How come you talked for $400?

How come you're not at school?

How could I toss my friends out into the cold

How could this ever have happened?

How did I get here?

How did I lose my passion for the job?

How did you find out?

How did you get my number?

How did you get R. E.M. to play in your garage?

How did you know that was the source of my power?

How did you know?

How do those Parker Brothers sleep at night?

How do you find?

How do you like it? How do you like it?

How do you like it? How do you like it?

How do you like that score?

How I loathe him!

How is that? A little much.

How is the Feast of Twelve Delights with Triple Happiness Sauce?

How is your company gonna make money? Do you have a business model?

How is your mother?

How losing the power of speech made me a better man.

How many of you children have gone out to your car

How many people live in Brazil?

How many shares of stock will it take to end this conversation?

How much money did he piss away on this?

How much sex would be involved? Because if it's some...

How old are you?

How to work the camera. Last night I crashed a certain fake prom.

How would you all like to take a ride with me?

How you doing?

How? I don't know.

How'd they get your bar back to normal so quickly, Moe?

How'd you like to be played by John Goodman?

How's he doing?

How's he doing? I don't know.

How's life, handsome?

How's that curse I cursed you with, Cursed y?

How's that going? What?

How's your father's project coming along?

However, I deem this rack worthy.

Hoyvin mayvin.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Where is everybody?

Huh.

Huh. Getting kind of hot around here.

Huh. Just you wait.

Huh. Mine keeps disappearing.

Hula out of them.

Hunting club?

Hunting? Dad, no!

Hurry up, Bart, or you'll be late to be killed by the dog!

Hurry up, boys.

Hurry up, Dad!

Hurry, Smithers!

Husband and wife, I pronounce you now.

I admit it. Homer, no. We're not bad parents.

I admit it. I did screw up.

I agree with the hideous crone!

I ain't going on some clown show. I'm retired.

I ain't sayin' nothin'.

I ain't smiled for real since I nailed that rat with the ice pick.

I almost fainted, but then I didn't. What are you doing?

I also enjoy sex.

I always secrete ocular fluid at weddings.

I always thought karma was baloney, but not anymore.

I am announcing the formation of a blue ribbon committee.

I am Brenda. I am programmed to talk

I am flattered, but I do not swing that way.

I am Formico, the dean of design.

I am Ganesh, your god.

I am hungry for a candy bar

I am in your power. Boss me around.

I am like sugar to them.

I am not going to be taken in by all of this.

I am not gonna make you another sparerib smoothie.

I am on fire, and I dance!

I am scum.

I am sick of you drunks and your shaggy dog stories.

I am so angry, I could just, I could fall asleep! I...

I am so far from my car.

I am so sick of doing her dirty work.

I am sorry, but everything in this store,

I am the "ow" in the word "now. "

I am truly screwed.

I am watching you through a camera!

I am willing to take you back...

I am... Oh, my gosh, you're right!

I analyzed your... leavings.

I ask that you punish me.

I asked you first!

I believe I had a hat!

I believe you're feeling fine

I bet Maggie would like one.

I better go in and have a look.

I bid you adieu!

I blame Chief Clancy Wiggum!

I bought the issue for Richard Avedon's pictures of Lenny.

I brought you out here to shake off

I called the police, the hospital, my bookie, the kennel...

I came home as quick as I could. What's going on?

I came to find someone, but now I've just lost Dad and...

I can finally stop sucking in my gut.

I can really celebrate Christmas?

I can say I'm sorry and still mean it!

I can see you know babies.

I can't believe a play where every character is murdered

I can't believe he dumped me!

I can't believe he's paying us

I can't believe I cheated off an eight year old.

I can't believe I cracked up my only set of wheels.

I can't believe I have to give her half my stuff!

I can't believe I tried to trick you with such an...

I can't believe it. Everyone's celebrating their obesity!

I can't believe we're going to the People's Choice Awards!

I can't believe we're on the Canadian Olympic Basketball team.

I can't believe we've been arrested for murder.

I can't believe you're eavesdropping on my prayers.

I can't eat solid food!

I can't go with Lenny watching.

I can't print my own money. I have to work for money.

I can't stand to see a man single.

I can't take it anymore!

I can't take it! You're too goody goody!

I can't wait that long.

I can't wait till I get good.

I can't wait to see my surprise!

I can't, huh? You two wait right here.

I cannot listen to this again!

I captured a wee girl!

I carved that one wonderful summer.

I caught a head!

I could even eat a baby deer

I could sell them on the Internet.

I could show you how to put on makeup.

I could walk up to the president

I could've kicked your butt from here to Albuquerque,

I could've smoked that pot and worn that hair.

I couldn't agree more.

I couldn't agree more.

I curse you!

I decide who reads and when!

I did it! I found our dog!

I did want ice cream.

I did. You owe R. E.M. an apology for eco fraud.

I didn't come here to be heckled and spoofed and whatnot.

I didn't know my chin went that far up.

I didn't know your dad was so interested in science.

I didn't leave Homer, and I never will.

I didn't sell her. I just rented her to an old boyfriend.

I didn't. But now, Daddy's special medicine,

I do her hair, then she does mine.

I don't care if she's Miss Hairless America! I'm spoken for.

I don't care what they say.

I don't care.

I don't even like them. They've gotten so smutty.

I don't feel so good. Can you take me to the hospital?

I don't get all this eyeball stuff.

I don't get it, Simpson. I'm a "bad boy. "

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

I don't hear an alarm. Let's take stuff.

I don't know how this town got so fat.

I don't know how to feel just now.

I don't know how to feel.

I don't know what Santa left you.

I don't know what you said, but I'm sure it was beautiful.

I don't know which part of that sentence to correct first.

I don't know, but that would be hot.

I don't know, Dad.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. But I was quite moved by your letter.

I don't know. I woke up like this.

I don't know. It's awfully expensive to fly to Brazil.

I don't know. The Demolition Derby is next month.

I don't know. They've been seeing me alive for free for a long time.

I don't know. Try everything.

I don't know. Wait for the call.

I don't know. What's so great about this oxygen bar?

I don't like bothering people at home.

I don't like how many times you said "normal. "

I don't mean to be disrespectful, Judge Harm,

I don't think my daughter should hear this.

I don't think so. Good day!

I don't think there is a boy or a husband!

I don't understand.

I don't want him to see us... Expressing our love.

I don't want that stupid map.

I don't...

I dream about meatball sandwiches,

I especially like his white shirt and blue pants.

I feel good

I feel good

I feel like Harriet the spy.

I feel like I want to throw up.

I feel so European.

I felt like a big man pushing that kid around!

I felt the wind go right by my ear.

I finally did a job where I wasn't lazy, stupid, or corrupt

I finally found kids I can relate to.

I finally have a peaceful place to sit and hear my own thoughts.

I first met Homer in 1927 in a bar in Brooklyn.

I gave up anger forever.

I gave up anger forever.

I get knocked down I get knocked down again

I get the picture.

I get to stand around watching you sell

I give you the former poet laureate of

I got 400 no's.

I got a little more concerned.

I got a plastic Krusty saurus.

I got a set.

I got it! I got it! I got it!

I got it.

I got me a date with Zelda, so I need the car.

I got some pizza and I'm bringing it home

I got some yuppie jerkoff headed right for me,

I got sprayed by a skunk! Let me rub it off on your sweaters!

I got the wedding gown bill

I got to admit. I'm kind of nervous here.

I got troubles with both.

I gotta get to the hot wings before the Comic Book Guy.

I gotta hand it to Artie Ziff, Marge.

I gotta tell you, this is pretty terrific.

I grew up watching your horse operas down at the Bijou.

I guarantee I can find some new revenue streams.

I guess I was just looking for someone more masculine.

I guess it was a pretty funny prank.

I guess no one told Santa you were a Buddhist.

I guess planning a vacation around a missing kid

I guess that could be arranged.

I guess we have no choice.

I guess we won't be biking through Italy.

I guess you don't want any.

I guess you just can't use the law to nag.

I guess you're not going to have an adventure this week.

I had a bad experience with drugs.

I had a dog.

I hate myself.

I hate them so much!

I hate this house!

I hate to call a judge dirty names,

I hate you guys.

I have a bladder the size of a Brazil nut.

I have a Boyle on my ass!

I have a question, Mr. Jenkins.

I have another itch.

I have chosen you to lead the French army to victory

I have convened the church council to see what we should do now.

I have diarrhea.

I have eyes, don't I?

I have known we were meant to be together

I have never seen such reckless disregard for a wife's well being in my life.

I have sent the ransom note.

I have to raise $60 million or we're out of business!

I have to think all of this over.

I have to warn you, Apu does not have very much money.

I haven't lost so much sleep

I haven't seen this much flesh

I hear that. I got some big shot barreling down on me.

I hear what you do at night.

I heard tonight they have Ed Bradley versus Mister Ed.

I hereby ban all sugar products from Springfield forever.

I hereby dedicate the Seymour Skinner parking annex.

I hereby dedicate this statue of Drederick Tatum!

I hereby order you to be tethered to your son!

I hereby order you to take care of both of your wives!

I hereby turn over all this town's police duties

I hide behind curtains 'cause I have a fear of getting stabbed.

I hit my head, Moe.

I hope he's still the magnificent

I hope it didn't affect you in any way.

I hope no one's drawing this!

I hope that was the only miniature in the bedroom.

I hope the kids didn't hear us.

I hope this is important. I've got a hot date tonight.

I hope we can always be friends.

I hope you enjoy these German sausages.

I hope you never say a word.

I hope you're not suggesting

I hung it on the top of that tree.

I insist on searching every inch of this home personally.

I just came down for a glass of water.

I just can't believe a man we sat and drank with all these years

I just can't believe it's true

I just can't believe it's true

I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you

I just can't believe the wonder of this feeling, too

I just can't do that, Homer.

I just can't live without rage ahol!

I just checked out at Atherton Library!

I just discovered Thai food.

I just don't know what to do.

I just got comfortable. Use the bottle.

I just got promoted, and it's all thanks to "Yes I cannabis!"

I just hope the audience is kind because my material is weak,

I just keep thinking about everything we're gonna miss.

I just know his name is Clip Clop and he loves sugar.

I just like it, is all.

I just need one great idea.

I just need one night away from his snoring.

I just need to find a temple that's free of corruption.

I just poured myself a new glass of milk.

I just think there's another path to him or her.

I just think there's more money in private security.

I just use that to chop through

I just want my daughter to be happy.

I just want to say we're through!

I just wanted a place to sit down.

I just wanted to belong!

I just wish there was something we could do.

I keep telling you, off camera,

I killed them other people, and I'll kill you, too!

I knew it was serious when he said he didn't want ice cream.

I knew it!

I knew it!

I knew it. You're there. Just hear me out.

I knew this weekend was just an excuse to get in my mouth.

I know a great nametag place. They do fabulous work.

I know a way you can win back the kids at school.

I know it'll be because of my mom and dad.

I know what you're going through.

I know who stopped up the toilet.

I know you are, but what am I?

I know you have all gone to a lot of trouble to meddle in my affairs,

I know you must get this all the time, but can I suggest a flavor?

I know you've been through a lot, ma'am,

I know. Can you believe it?

I know. Doesn't it just honk you off?

I know. I have three eyes. Now get cracking.

I know. I know. Fight the power.

I know. I know. There will be 47 bottles of beer on the wall. Yes.

I know. I'll suck my teeth.

I know. I'll try reverse psychology.

I know. I'm sorry.

I lack confidence?

I learned so much about my family.

I like hot dogs with mustard and beer

I like Little Dot. Could you rip that off?

I like pizza, I like bagels

I like revenging!

I like short shorts.

I like that.

I like the ones where nothing catches on fire.

I like the sound of that last one.

I like the sound of that.

I like the way you think.

I like to observe each family member individually.

I like to think we've made a difference today.

I liked all the roles filled by minority actors.

I live in a house.

I love Chinatown,

I love her. She's a total free spirit.

I love our court days.

I love these jesters.

I love this kid.

I love you, boy.

I love you, Buck!

I made roast beef sandwiches,

I made you your favorite dinner.

I make as much as Malcolm in the Middle.

I make mine with M&M's.

I mean, anyone for penis?

I mean, Arr tie!

I mean, he was charming and witty.

I mean, I didn't use that much poi, son, at the royal luau.

I mean, they run the other way.

I mean, who likes getting muddy? It's terrible.

I mean, who's gonna know?

I mean, you could be a pizza man,

I mean, you know, it sounded exciting.

I met one of my heroes today.

I must have a guardian angel.

I must insist that from this point forward, we not...

I nearly died.

I need payback!

I need some supplies.

I need to call Janie, but I can't get a dial tone.

I need you guys to help me! Why'd you lock yourselves in?

I need you to avenge my death.

I never agreed to that rule!

I never found true happiness until I met Marge.

I never told Smithers the truth about his father.

I never would've figured that out.

I only sell Smooshies now. Squishees reminded me of my misdeeds.

I order you to get back together or I'll suck your blood!

I pity the fool who derives self esteem

I prefer to egg him on.

I promise my darling daughter can go to the finest school there is.

I put some poison on the food, on the d****s,

I put this up recently, and it's a good thing I did

I put those Cathys on the fridge for you.

I realize

I realize..

I really appreciate what you did, Dad.

I really appreciate you helping me find Homer.

I really did it once.

I really earned my wings.

I really feel safe with you. It's like going out with my brother.

I remember that time I tried to jump over Springfield Gorge.

I remember that, yeah.

I remember why I'm sleeping on the lawn.

I said anger!

I said her. And I said knee.

I said Wiggum!

I said you'll be late for school!

I said, let's go.

I said, no one can save you now!

I saw it in a movie, whose name I can't remember!

I saw something terrible and I can't even say it.

I saw you and that Squishee Lady

I saw your car by the gate and I...

I say we crack down on the hippies.

I say, "It depends on what the meaning of 'was' is, jerk!"

I see a lot of things.

I see five guys who don't know

I see you are ready for the Civil War reenactment.

I see.

I see. Well, we still have 56 minutes left. Any questions?

I sense I should not take a check.

I sense you have a million questions.

I sense you live with much misery.

I sentence you to 200 hours of community service.

I sentence you to death in the electric chair!

I serve you drinks,

I share a house with a couple of girls, a couple of guys.

I shine a you up a nice big pizza.

I should be in New York writing riddles on Popsicle sticks!

I should be the happiest kid in the world.

I should cut you like I cut sodium out of my diet.

I shoved his heroic corpse down the sewer pipe.

I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy!

I smell marijuana smoke.

I spend most of my time eating candy and going to R rated movies.

I stand here to expose the criminal ineptitude of Homer J. Simpson.

I still believe in God

I still have feelings for Apu.

I studied. Abraca turn into a prince guy?

I study there!

I suggest dinner and a show.

I suppose you could come up with better fortune?

I suppose... Woo hoo!

I swear I can change, Gloria. I'm taking classes in computer fraud.

I take a whiskey drink I take a chocolate drink

I think Dad might be a little heavy for parasailing.

I think he's almost done.

I think he's building to something.

I think he's grossed out by some seaweed.

I think his name was Gustafson.

I think I ate a dog food lid.

I think I can take him out, Chief.

I think I heard "usurper of the throne. "

I think I heard California surfer.

I think I speak for all the Greeks when I say

I think I speak for myself, Comic Book Guy and Bumblebee Man when I say,

I think I won, Mr. Burns.

I think I'll eat a Mounds

I think I'll just buckle down and co produce my dad's movies.

I think I'm gonna throw up.

I think it can.

I think it's pretty obvious. I'm turning our garage into a tavern!

I think that's implied.

I think the soup's a little hot.

I think they demean women!

I think this tree could use an angel.

I think we should probably talk about that later, Son.

I think we should try to restore Bart's faith in Buck,

I think we're with Comquaaq.

I think what the viewers want to know, Arnie, is, is my house okay?

I think you could cut me some slack.

I think you have a thing for me.

I think you left your pencil over at my house, and...

I think you'll agree that...

I thought Canada would save our relationship,

I thought I had the world by the jigger.

I thought I would hate working nights, but it's so peaceful.

I thought if you were looking to worship someone,

I thought Kearney was dating your mom.

I thought this was gonna be your bar.

I thought we could never have together.

I thought we had a truce.

I thought we were caroling.

I thought you liked the new Dad. Whatever.

I thought you said you had to go?

I thought, you know, this is for me.

I told him his father was killed in the Amazon by a tribe of savage women.

I told them it was a benefit. They think they're saving the rain forest!

I told this maiden to lead the French to victory.

I told you we should've parked next to the curb.

I told you, I have too much time on my hands.

I told you, I pissed it away!

I told you, I'm not Xena.

I told you! I don't know how that scrunchie got in my hair!

I took the tape out of the store surveillance camera. Look.

I totally screwed it up.

I touched it! Over.

I travel the world and the seven seas

I tried to write.

I understand.

I understand.

I used to be.

I used to drive, but they pulled my license.

I want at least one person from this family to go to heaven.

I want goggles, too!

I want my mommy!

I want my old dad back. The one who was yelling all the time and...

I want my show to have a timeless quality.

I want to buy a house. Hey, where'd they go?

I want to confess. I killed and robbed the old lady all by myself.

I want to drive again!

I want to grow up to be just like him.

I want to look down on the clouds with contempt!

I want to see the Oompa Loompa.

I want to sex you up. Your love slave, Marge.

I want to sneer at God's creation and spit on his...

I want to soar higher than any man has ever soared!

I want you to stop putting so much sugar in everything.

I want you to swallow that gum

I wanted to spend Christmas with you guys.

I was afraid it would start me drinking again,

I was already making excuses not to go to your funeral.

I was an idiot. Now I'll be alone forever. Why did I break up with her?

I was drinking so much I forgot what life was about.

I was gonna read to him every day.

I was having a private conversation with my wife

I was hoping we could do that together!

I was in the kitchen counting the corncobs on the curtains,

I was just making Christmas cookies.

I was just telling all the guys

I was just thinking about her.

I was just trying to make this a healthier place to live.

I was only about to achieve enlightenment. But who'd want that?

I was thinking this could be a new fad.

I was trying to throw Bart over the roof

I was wondering what she was doing here.

I was. I told the guard that I was going out for a pack of cigarettes.

I wildly exceeded my authority,

I will be soon. Because it needs some cleaning!

I will eat this Toblerone and I will not pay

I will now take pre approved questions from honor roll students.

I will rip off your face and use it as a napkin!

I will stop them. I am strong. I am the Great Humungus!

I will!

I will.

I wish I had someplace to call my own.

I wish to announce that my associates and I

I wish. I did one, and they just showed it 1,000 times.

I won't be doing a monologue because my feet hurt.

I won't be swimming this summer.

I won't drink at Moe's!

I won't drink at Moe's!

I won't feel safe in this town until we have better police.

I won't stand by while you're glamorizing sass.

I won't tell if you put me on the guest list.

I worked on a top secret project

I would gladly kneel, were you the real king.

I would like to call my only witness. Almighty God.

I would like to eat its children.

I would never have let you go!

I would really like to thank you nerds for helping me out.

I would, if it wasn't for the kids!

I would.

I wouldn't lie about a thing like that

I wouldn't say King Milhouse is a loser,

I write a list of ways he can make it up to me.

I wrote, "Let a frown be your umbrella. "

I... I don't know.

I... Sorry, sorry. It's been a rough month.

I'd always be second place to some kitten stuck in a tree.

I'd better go check it out.

I'd completely go psycho on all you guys all the time.

I'd dump your ass. Me, too.

I'd help you, but I have yet to kiss a human girl.

I'd know, Mom!

I'd like that. I'd like that very much.

I'd love to meet you and your family. Shall we say dinner?

I'd stab somebody for a pickle.

I'll allow it.

I'll always love you.

I'll always think of you as my friend without a car.

I'll be hiding behind that tree.

I'll be in cyberspace next to the Nabisco Cookie Web site!

I'll be the judge of that!

I'll bring the car around.

I'll cut us a deal by becoming a jailhouse snitch.

I'll do anything to make it up to you.

I'll do them and then I'm out of here.

I'll dump her like she's never been dumped before.

I'll eat eggplant

I'll either tickle your ribs or feed them to my dogs!

I'll get back to you.

I'll get down with your lawsuit.

I'll get it!

I'll get you down. Bite these pencils.

I'll give you the Maxwell Circuit if you put down my daughter.

I'll give you your license if you never do that again.

I'll have to take off my shoes to cover the odor.

I'll just dance and worry at the same time.

I'll just get her this bracelet.

I'll just get the shuttlecock.

I'll just sprinkle you all with some amnesia dust.

I'll just take them right back to the store and...

I'll kill you if you don't give me some peanuts.

I'll kill you while you sleep.

I'll kill you, too! I'll kill you all!

I'll kill you!

I'll leave you guys alone.

I'll mace you good!

I'll medicate you... Honey. You know, this could be fun.

I'll never live it down.

I'll pay anything!

I'll play it later.

I'll put you on rig 13 as soon as they burn off the corpses.

I'll regroup at Red Lobster.

I'll say. I'd really like to go out and get the mail.

I'll see ya.

I'll see you tomorrow!

I'll show you a trick that you can use on dogs.

I'll take one, Achu.

I'll take one.

I'll tell you someone who cares.

I'll throw myself out, thank you.

I'll turn your groin to pudding!

I'll wait in the car. Are you crazy? I'm a movie cowboy.

I'm 12 years old. I'm with my friends.

I'm a 10 year old boy in Toronto.

I'm a Buddhist!

I'm a Buddhist.

I'm a coward now, like all recovering alcoholics.

I'm a gulch!

I'm a latchkey kid.

I'm a monster! Don't look at me!

I'm a rage aholic.

I'm a sexual predator.

I'm a singing what I'm thinking

I'm a social worker.

I'm a teacher's aide in a very special class.

I'm a walking down the street

I'm absolutely evil.

I'm afraid he has already gone.

I'm afraid that skull belongs to my dear friend,

I'm afraid you don't appreciate

I'm Alec Baldwin.

I'm also your host. Now let's meet a ghost.

I'm always screwing up in school

I'm an alcoholic.

I'm an anonymous whistleblower.

I'm Annie Oakley!

I'm Artie Ziff!

I'm back here.

I'm Bart. And this is Lisa.

I'm bored.

I'm called Ralph.

I'm changing my instructions to "do resuscitate. "

I'm Chiquita Banana and I'm here to say

I'm cold and scared.

I'm coming up with my own cartoon character.

I'm drenched with sweat.

I'm dying, Moe.

I'm eight years old.

I'm familiar with B.O.C.

I'm filing a class action lawsuit against big sugar.

I'm firing at the lasso, but the bullets just go through the middle!

I'm from the Internet.

I'm getting it all shaved off

I'm giving this badge to the next guy I see.

I'm giving up anger forever!

I'm glad you ain't around to see what a mess I made.

I'm going out for a walk.

I'm going to enjoy this.

I'm going to find those dolls!

I'm going to make such love to you

I'm going to take a bathiola.

I'm gonna have to take the law into my own hands again.

I'm gonna have to! But what?

I'm gonna kill Hamlet. Here's my mad face.

I'm gonna kill him.

I'm gonna kill you!

I'm gonna knock you into the next province!

I'm gonna leave this world the way I entered it,

I'm gonna make it!

I'm gonna pick one that's right for me.

I'm gonna scream.

I'm gonna take a nap.

I'm gonna tell Moe exactly what I think of his...

I'm gonna tell!

I'm gonna win you back if I have to pistol whip this guy all night.

I'm good for the rest. You know I am.

I'm happy and angry!

I'm having chest pains.

I'm headmaster St. John Van Hookstratten.

I'm here to break a world record.

I'm here to help you stop fighting and become a family again.

I'm horny.

I'm in a coffee house listening to poetry.

I'm in Rio

I'm just gonna drain the area around your wound.

I'm just gonna hang out in this vent!

I'm just gonna help myself to some licorice rope.

I'm just passionate. Like all us Greeks.

I'm just saying that any boy who doesn't like you

I'm Kevin Costner in one of his Western roles!

I'm kinda like Jesus, but not in a sacrilegious way

I'm laughing!

I'm leaving you, Marge.

I'm Lucy Lawless. Oh.

I'm Marge Simpson.

I'm merely a pile of circuits and microchips.

I'm more than okay!

I'm not a cop!

I'm not a nerd, Bart

I'm not getting squat from this yo yo.

I'm not going anywhere. I already unpacked my delicates.

I'm not going there again.

I'm not scared of those ushers.

I'm not sure I approve of selling whiskey to children.

I'm not sure I can afford a fancy lawyer.

I'm not surprised you want me back in your life.

I'm not wearing my wedding ring.

I'm on fire!

I'm on it.

I'm only doing this one more time!

I'm planting my own Bodhi Tree.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't.

I'm putting the final touches on my speech to the investors.

I'm really gonna miss him.

I'm rowing as fast as I can, sir!

I'm seeing students I haven't seen in years.

I'm serious. Make with the pony.

I'm sick of your lies! Secrets and lies!

I'm singing in the rain

I'm sleeping in the bathtub.

I'm sleeping on the couch.

I'm so glad this all worked out.

I'm so proud of us.

I'm so sorry, Grampa.

I'm soaring!

I'm sorry I let your son down, but I'm too old to change.

I'm sorry I lied to you, Waylon.

I'm sorry I shot you, Moe

I'm sorry, boys. We don't allow children in this class.

I'm sorry, Marge.

I'm sorry, Monty.

I'm sorry, Monty...

I'm sorry, Professor.

I'm sorry, these are reserved for the recently deceased.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. "Pothead. "

I'm still hungry.

I'm still not giving up on Buck.

I'm still working on it. But as you can see...

I'm sure he'll turn up. Look, here's one of his buttons.

I'm sure your family really misses you.

I'm taking him to Dr. Hibbert's this afternoon.

I'm talking about medicinal marijuana.

I'm talking downtown!

I'm talking downtown!

I'm thankful I ate before I came.

I'm thankful I ate before I came.

I'm the greatest hero in English history!

I'm the one with stigmata.

I'm too good for this place, too.

I'm trapped. This is creative design run amok.

I'm trying to slim down so I can fit into Momma's coffin.

I'm wearing my bathing suit under my pants.

I'm with you all the way. But first...

I'm with you, Homer.

I'm with you, Son.

I'm your new husband.

I've been drivin' all night and I've got sweat on the wheel

I've been expecting this day for 30 years.

I've been grinding all day, so I'm not sure what organ meat

I've been kidnapped and I need $50,000.

I've been prying them apart since before you were born!

I've been shot!

I've been sponsoring an orphan boy in Brazil.

I've been taken down a peg. A whole peg!

I've been working on the railroad all the livelong day

I've booked us a room for the weekend in Branson, Missouri.

I've caused enough trouble already by plugging in that Santa Claus.

I've driven hundreds of miles to say something very special

I've gone five minutes without saying, "Well, I never!"

I've got just the ticket! Come on!

I've got some wonderful stereopticon images of the Crimean War.

I've got the answer.

I've got to admit, you can really shake it.

I've got to get out of here!

I've gotta be honest, Monty.

I've heard of a wailing wall, but this is ridiculous!

I've kept the streets safe for you and your children.

I've made my choice.

I've never been so relieved!

I've never dated anyone who knew Calvin Coolidge.

I've never felt more alive!

I've obtained a rare powerful aphrodisiac.

I've played many characters.

I've seen drunker.

I've told you before, it's rude!

I've tricked or treated at many of your houses.

I've tried heckling them. I've tried jeckling them.

I've wired his jaw shut. It's all explained in this pamphlet.

Ich bin ein gymnast.

If anyone deserves to take a penny, it is you.

If Bart's trap hadn't set Homer off,

If Dad can control his night terrors.

If Hamlet touches either of us, he's dead.

If he has not left town by noon tomorrow.

If he wants to sleep with us, forget it!

If I counted all of the things I've got

If I don't want them for free,

If I had known there were loose women in Las Vegas,

If I let those beautiful hands touch dishwater?

If I meditate under it, perhaps I can find inner peace.

If I take you, will you two shut up and quit bugging me?

If I'm laughing at what I think I am, it's very funny.

If I'm not having sex by the end of this goat cheese quesadilla,

If it happens, it happens.

If it's okay with my dad.

If it's true, what about all the stuff you weren't around for?

If Mr. Burns gets flop sweat, he'll die of dehydration.

If our Wampum Wagon spots your KBBL Party Penguin,

If Phish don't see a prescription slip, we are out of here!

If somebody doesn't do something interesting,

If that costume shop knew we were using

If that thug thinks he can run me out of town...

If that's a phrase you like to hear, then you'll love Movie Call!

If the students find out I'm performing at Floppy's,

If there's a body in here, we'll drag it up.

If this reactor blows, the whole town is doomed,

If we can't get better speakers,

If we had Artie's money, I could get that snoring surgery.

If we split up, we should be able to search them all.

If we turn her in, we can get a form letter from Dick Cheney.

If we went together.

If we're late for school, we'll miss our free federal breakfast!

If you ask me, Muhammad Ali in his prime

If you ask me, you should give up fatty foods.

If you can call it that.

If you can drive, they're all over you.

If you can't cope, you'll wear the rope.

If you convert your home to an Ultrahouse 3000,

If you don't like losing at cribbage, stay out of my place.

If you don't shut your big yap,

If you ever get into trouble, all you need to do is...

If you freeze the frame, you can see that the chunks of barf

If you give me another chance,

If you hadn't plugged in your dancing Santa,

If you just listen once in awhile.

If you like protecting people, you can make that your job.

If you looked up meanie beanie fo feanie

If you love me so much, why don't you marry me?

If you misspell party. Or Artie.

If you object, clearly say no.

If you see only one film this year that proves my innocence,

If you want my advice, beautify your hole,

If you want to signal me, use this bird call.

If you'd just tell the judge you're a bad mother.

If you're gonna be General Grant, you have to have a drink.

If you're gonna make your move, you better do it quick.

If your family wants to see you alive again, they would be wise to pay.

In 2012. D'oh!

In a calm and constructive manner.

In a Civil War reenactment, we need lots of Indians to shoot.

In a difficult case like this,

In a way, it's a relief.

In addition, the administration has declared

In association with Ay Carumba Entertainment.

In five minutes, it'll be on the World Wide Web.

In heaven.

In my arms when I want you

In my head, neck, and navel.

In my movies, this is where I would go berserk.

In my role as customer, I saw the whole thing.

In one car? With no air conditioning?

In Phoenix, Honolulu, Sun City and East Saint Louis,

In real life, he would die.

In recognition of your 20 years as interim principal,

In Russia, stage is for performers only.

In South Carolina.

In Soviet Union

In the '50s, I did a TV show.

In the arms of another man?

In the dictionary, you'd see his picture.

In the guise of Chad Sexington. Do you mind?

In the meantime, I got to tell

In the mud!

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.

In the tree! Right.

In the West Springfield oil patch.

In time, in time. I need to speak with you in private.

In value.

Incense and peppermints, the color of time

Incense, peppermints

Incense, peppermints

Incident free.

Including my son.

Indeed, Marge. And now that I think of it,

Instead we bring you The Boring World of Niels Bohr.

Interesting. Here's my counteroffer.

Internet?

Into the root cellar, boys!

Is "crap hole" one word?

Is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.

Is Bart's friend's dad, Kirk Van Houten.

Is cat now.

Is hot, hot, hot, with 100% chance of passion!

Is in what intestinal casing.

Is it "vase" or "vase"?

Is it also the last step?

Is it my husband's whore?

Is it really worth risking your lives just for some sugar?

Is it still Flag Day?

Is it true that if I kill you, I become you?

Is it? Oh, that's it... That... Dagmar, Julian.

Is my carton of Pixy Stix in?

Is no longer in mint condition.

Is no problem. God give you greatest gift.

Is not the way to have fun.

Is not worth your time.

Is perfectly legal. Both marriages stand.

Is Springfield native Artie Ziff.

Is that a pony?

Is that her? No!

Is that her? No.

Is that her? No.

Is that her? No.

Is that horse vacuuming?

Is that the same Jack from Jack And The Beanstalk?

Is that true, Lord?

Is that Windex?

Is the home of Marge and Homer Simpson,

Is there a problem?

Is there any way we can enhance

Is there anything I can do?

Is there something you want to tell me?

Is this heaven? No.

Is this the Dairy Queen?

Is this you? If it is, don't dial 911.

Is to get one of those, what do you call them? Leprechauns.

Is with some kind of group stunt.

Is your husband at home?

Island of Sirens

Isn't it just? It gets better.

Isn't it wonderful? I'm head over heels in love!

Isn't that skirt a little north of the knee?

Isn't that the voice that caused all those suicides?

Isn't that your brother?

Isn't this that cartoon that causes seizures?

Isolated, alone, cut off from everyone.

It burns like a Glasgow bikini wax!

It can't be mange. I just had him dipped.

It could be "negligent" or "unfit" or "drugged up. "

It could be filled with atoms, and steam,

It died with an awful sound

It doesn't matter. They have free health care.

It has to be on Channel 3.

It hit the ceiling twice, then broke a lamp!

It is customary to kneel before the king.

It is?

It led to weckless, criminal behavior.

It looks like a helmet for a mouse.

It makes sex look like a church!

It only happened once, but I am so ashamed.

It only lasted a year, but we did 360 episodes,

It provides a comforting snugness.

It says here we can get anywhere we want by taking a conga line.

It seems he wants to ban culottes in the schools.

It seems like all I did was shoot hippies.

It shows how the depletion of our natural resources

It smells like the art teacher's office.

It sounds like a domestic disturbance.

It starts with Hamlet's father getting murdered.

It sure is neat that you managed to hunt me down.

It sure is sunny. Was the air always this fresh?

It sure is, Lou.

It used to. What if I beat him harder?

It was a bustling marketplace of ideas.

It was all I could do to put on his jewels

It was an accident, ma'am.

It was designed as a family destination.

It was dinner!

It was hard on me, too. I had to wear a suit.

It was Homer's idea. You say no to that face.

It was just changed to leave the Simpsons $50,000.

It was made from the pockets of the pocket fox,

It was magic.

It was one of those lazy summer days

It was originally published to settle arguments in taverns.

It was that golden weekend between

It was that joke that made you fall in love with me.

It wasn't meant to be.

It will impair their motor skills!

It won't go any...

It won't?

It worked, Mom!

It would be a good excuse to use my Yaqui tea set.

It would be my pleasure.

It would renew my zeal.

It's *NSYNC!

It's 7:30.

It's a beautiful summer day at the old swimming hole.

It's a bit of a mystery, yes.

It's a cable show about four single women who act like gay men.

It's a composite character. Your dad, my dad, a little of Maggie's dad.

It's a family bar. Right, kids?

It's a good thing Buddhism teaches freedom from desire,

It's a little tight.

It's a matter of principle, and I need you to support me in this.

It's a miracle poor Bartholomew isn't

It's a murder, honey. A group of crows is called a murder.

It's a pity.

It's a pleasure to eat your lead, good sir.

It's a snap when you use certified contractors.

It's a Twizzler.

It's about how much copper wire

It's about petty revenge and getting back at that traitor, Moe!

It's about the only thing we do as a family anymore.

It's about time Mr. Burns found a woman.

It's about time. Oh.

It's all snatched away.

It's also about exposing weakness!

It's also terribly, terribly addictive.

It's always secrets and lies!

It's beautiful.

It's been on my list for a long time!

It's been so many years since I've seen your father.

It's been three days, and my mind is clearer.

It's Bill and Marty on the line right now

It's Captain Bringdown and The Buzzkillers.

It's Carnival!

It's clear plastic so the world can see how normal you are.

It's cold outside. You'll need a sweater. A sweater!

It's coming from that island. Let's steer heedlessly towards it.

It's disgusting!

It's down the hall.

It's established in the case of Lawyers v. Justice.

It's go time.

It's going to be a rough couple of lifetimes.

It's gonna be great. The three of us can split a scone.

It's got a wheelchair lift.

It's got pictures of deformities.

It's Grampa! Munster?

It's Grampa's smell.

It's hard to get in the mood

It's Hershey highwaymen like you who made me fat.

It's how old you feel in the humors.

It's in pretty bad shape.

It's just a friendly seal.

It's just a pinecone.

It's just a skull shaped rock and a bunch of white sticks.

It's just an expression.

It's just like my dream.

It's just not fair. This Buck fellow's had all the advantages.

It's just that, you know, I went to a lot of trouble,

It's just what we've been looking for.

It's kind of you to offer, Mr. Burns,

It's like being married to my best friend,

It's like they hid a camera in our apartment.

It's like unwrapping presents from yourself.

It's like you're living in a steakhouse!

It's made out of soy sauce.

It's me, Clancy.

It's me, Ronaldo!

It's my baby callin' on the telephone

It's never a good time!

It's never Joan Van Ark.

It's no good. Everything reminds me of Marge.

It's not a school project. I'd have heard of it.

It's not about spite.

It's not fair, Dad.

It's not so easy.

It's okay, Cecil. They're VIPs.

It's one of the places.

It's one of those nude female fire stations!

It's only fair. We went to Europe when Lisa lost her balloon.

It's Po Mo.

It's popular with kids and adults.

It's pretty lame, but maybe you can make it fun,

It's really cheap if we change planes

It's really cheap if we change planes

It's responsible for everything wrong in my life.

It's smoke!

It's so clean and bland

It's so cute you're going to a little girl's house.

It's spin, spin, spin, and away I go!

It's terrible, all the traffic lights are out.

It's terrible! What am I doing here?

It's that good?

It's that I'm rich, rich, rich! And now,

It's the best darn diddily way

It's the body.

It's The Itchy and Scratchy Hour,

It's The Krusty the Klown Show,

It's the law. My hands are tied.

It's the man with the braces!

It's the ultimate weapon.

It's time for your surprise, Dad.

It's time I made myself a scarecrow.

It's too dangerous! But I got a sister you might like.

It's too late, Bart.

It's true we're losing money.

It's true.

It's true. So, why don't you go home?

It's true. You see, these boils

It's us, the Simpsons.

It's very nice to see a young man take his father out

It's where I go to drink alcohol,

It's where I got this.

It's Windelle. I can't afford Windex.

It's your fault, Homer. But I've got an exercise

It's your fortune, sir.

Italian American Sauce Bread Day.

Jeez, Homer. I thought someone

Jeez, I just wanted to escape.

Jeez, I was wrong. But I ain't angry.

Jingle bell what?

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...

Joan of Arc, I am your God.

Joan of Arc, you are accused of heresy, witchcraft,

Joan, give me your dessert!

Joan, give me your dessert.

Joan, renounce your faith. Save yourself.

Jobs? What? Jobs...

Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter?

Jostled my heart from its slumber.

Joy to the world, the Lord is come!

Judge Snyder, motion to declare a writ of boys will be boys.

Judge Snyder? While we're young?

Junior Buckaroo, 2nd Class. Little Grampa Simpson.

Just 'cause it's the flavor of the month.

Just 10 more years.

Just 10 more years. Just 10 more years.

Just a second, Son. I gotta put on my contacts.

Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger.

Just because he bought you that house on St. James Place.

Just because you keep saying it doesn't make it so.

Just do it! Do it! Do it now!

Just don't call me washed up I do three shows a day

Just drinking, fighting and tripping horses with wires.

Just fire the damn thing.

Just for 25 years.

Just for a TV show?

Just go!

Just go.

Just gonna climb onto the plate?

Just keep driving, boyo!

Just leave the bottle.

Just let me run this church like a business.

Just like I got used to saying "Courteney Cox Arquette. "

Just like me they long to be

Just look at all of his catastrophic nincompoopery.

Just one, and it's across town.

Just picture him naked.

Just relax. Think of floor as full of snakes.

Just run the camera, you little...

Just singing in the rain What a glorious feeling

Just stabbed the old lady and disappeared?

Just think about it!

Just think of them as twinkling stars.

Just when I was getting to be the world's greatest bartender,

Justin's soccer team was in last place...

Ka boom!

Ka ching!

Kathleen Turner!

Keep it coming, Brokaw!

Keep talking.

Keep your money. I'm going home.

Kent, this city has exploded in a fireball of pent up rage!

Kept your mind on your business.

Kick it!

Kidnapped.

Kids are running wild, Kent.

Kids shouldn't have secrets.

Kids, all I ever did was sit in class and doodle.

Kids, it's 8:00.

Kids, we want to talk to you about something.

Kids' show.

Kind of.

Kiosks, outdoor study groups.

Kiss me, Artie.

Krackel was my favorite.

Krusty, how do you feel about putting Buck McCoy on your show?

Kwik E Mart clerk, homophobe and missionary.

Ladies and gentlemen, I don't believe what I am seeing.

Laertes here gets one practice stab.

Laertes, you gotta do a special big boy job for Daddy.

Last year, I was Jar Jar Binks.

Last year's MVP.

Lauding your legacy is a labor of love.

Lauding your legacy is a labor of love.

Laughing time is over.

Laxative?

Laziness is counter revolutionary.

Le grill!

Le mot juste.

Leave a message at the beep.

Leave me alone!

Lemons.

Lenny and Carl? You guys are Buddhists?

Lenny, how'd you like to leave town with me and never come back?

Lenny, stand on my chest.

Leo, slow down. That looks like a nice place to eat.

Leonard what's his name Herman Munster motorcade

Leprechaun? Don't they live in Ireland?

Let earth receive her King

Let every...

Let go of her, or I'll scream!

Let go! Let go!

Let me get into character.

Let me guess. Now you're gonna start

Let me handle this, Monty.

Let me sew that up for you.

Let me show you one of our hottest shows, Bin Laden in a Blender.

Let us kill the English!

Let's approach with caution.

Let's burn her!

Let's catch the tail end of Nooky in New York.

Let's do this thing.

Let's get out of here!

Let's get rid of PBS!

Let's get started.

Let's go fishing.

Let's go spy on her!

Let's go where it's quiet.

Let's go, mister.

Let's go, Smithers. Smithers?

Let's go.

Let's just say I'm planning a little surprise for the execution.

Let's just write to David Bowie again.

Let's never miss the school bus again.

Let's punch and kick them!

Let's raise our goggles in triumph.

Let's recycle those shards and get out of here.

Let's say this pepper got married to this salt shaker,

Let's see what you have, Moe.

Let's see what you've got, son.

Let's see, Texas or Massachusetts?

Let's see. "You will invent a humorous toilet lid. "

Let's see. Who do we have here?

Let's send him into one of his trademark fits.

Let's start skulking.

Let's stick to original Monopoly.

Let's take a quick gambling break.

Let's tell Krusty.

Let's try the red one again. Oh, not again!

Let's try them together.

Let's wait in the car.

Lets Daddy see and hear magical things you will never experience.

Liberace action figure.

Lick it. Lick it.

Life sucks. Totally.

Like "kick your butt" could involve no kicking whatsoever.

Like Bonnie Franklin and Adrian Zmed

Like Denzel Washington in The Preacher's Wife,

Like Justin Timberlake's home phone number.

Like Lenny! He'd go great with wild rice!

Like Marge becomes a robot

Like piloting motor coaches and collecting dog waste.

Like putting bigger, harder people in the catapult.

Like that town that made the world's largest omelet.

Like the ones found in your local yellow pages?

Like the Whore of Babylon?

Like this one. It's what your principal would look like as a woman.

Like, what's a fun day for 104 year old?

Liquors drunkened me!

Lisa doesn't borrow my car and stay out all night with some hoochie.

Lisa gets to do what she wants and you don't yell at her.

Lisa is a dork. Lisa is a dork.

Lisa Simpson, master of the double life.

Lisa, did you lie to us?

Lisa, don't sulk.

Lisa, gym isn't just about encouraging fitness,

Lisa, I only lied because it was the easiest way

Lisa, if we start conserving, the environmentalists win!

Lisa, it was probably an accident.

Lisa, it's still the same basic message.

Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!

Lisa, no! Your hands are too weak!

Lisa, we love you,

Lisa, where have you been?

Lisa, you're extremely depressed.

Lisa, you're not buying more than your weight in books.

Lisa! Lisa!

Lisa?

Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level.

Lisa's future, Selma's hubby Marge not proud, Homer chubby

Lise, women are easy. State capitals are hard!

Listen to me, Homer! You've won!

Listen to me, Son.

Listen, I made a little scrapbook to remember the kidnapping.

Listen, I really need a rest stop.

Listen, missy. The last two city slickers who used reverse psychology on me

Listen. I don't like you and you don't like me,

Litter is my most treacherous foe.

Little did I know he would soon become Mrs. Joe DiMaggio and...

Live from the corner of Zany Avenue

Living in a castle like a king

Local authorities are confident

Long time customer, first time complainer.

Look at all that pink and purple.

Look at all the empty calories.

Look at all them stars. Bunch of lazy lights, don't do nothing for nobody.

Look at her cry!

Look at her in there, washing her body.

Look at him over there, eating that apple.

Look at me! I'm a famous historian! Out of my way!

Look at me! I'm Angie Dickinson! Out of my way!

Look at me. I'm Angry Dad!

Look at Shemp. He is so high!

Look at that absorbativity! I've gotta tell someone.

Look at that freckle. I should dig that out.

Look at that Lisa Simpson.

Look at that pond. Why does the water sparkle so?

Look at those looters breaking windows, setting fires!

Look at those massive plaid shoulders!

Look at your heroic daddy in there

Look how big they are!

Look how high and firm her breasts are.

Look out, because it's zooming!

Look out!

Look who's here! It's this thing!

Look, Bart, sometimes dogs or people hate you for no reason.

Look, boy, here's my advice on women.

Look, Brandine. It's Wolfgang Puck.

Look, buddy. I don't care where you go, but you can't sleep here.

Look, Gabriel! We're learning to work together!

Look, Grampa. You're already getting a new neighbor.

Look, I clipped your obituary.

Look, I did marry her! But I abandoned her!

Look, I don't want to start a tinkling contest here.

Look, I don't want to start a whole thing with this.

Look, I got to go.

Look, I had a lot of fun today,

Look, I married her. But that is as far as we went.

Look, I worked long and hard, got rich, and now I'm retired.

Look, I'm not just gonna pick a religion that seems cool.

Look, I'm really glad you're off the wacky tobacky.

Look, I'm really sorry.

Look, I'm really starting to worry.

Look, it's great to see you,

Look, it's Internet buffoon, Angry Dad.

Look, it's the giant statue of Christ on Corcovado.

Look, lady, if you have a problem,

Look, Lisa! There's an opening!

Look, man, I don't do drugs!

Look, Marge. I'm Brazilian!

Look, Mom, it's your car.

Look, the room came with a fruit hat.

Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us.

Look, there's Dad!

Look, this story's more interesting than you think.

Look, up there! It's Lisa! And she's winning us back!

Look! It's the Incredible Hulk!

Look! You weren't in dress rehearsal, so you're not in the show!

Look. He's fitting right now.

Look. I've made some friends. Now, go do my bidding!

Look. Please, can you just take the children home?

Look. There's one of my young chums now. You there!

Look. This is that cigarette butt you burned me with.

Look. We can't fall into old patterns.

Looking for this?

Looking good, Mrs. S.

Looks like a little angel. Now to save me Marge!

Looks like a long wait to get in.

Looks like everyone's a winner.

Looks like I needs some fuel for me mule. Gas for me ass.

Looks like the bubble burst.

Looks like we're goners. Oh, well. Circle of life.

Looks like you can't retire by age 12.

Looks like you were the ringleader in this car theft!

Looks like you've returned from the buffet.

Lord, I'm not turning my back on you.

Los Souvenir Jacquitos!

Loser Principal!

Loser.

Lost my place.

Lou Rawls, Secret Agent

Lou, you can't leave the force! I can change!

Lousy community service!

Lousy minor setback! This world sucks!

Lower! Lower!

Loyal subjects, let us drink to Joan of Arc,

Lucky schmucky. I knocked her up, but she's stuck now.

Ma'am, would you be interested in

Ma'am.

Machine, eh?

Maggie blows Burns away What else do I have to say?

Maggie, what do you think?

Maggie's memories have shown them humanity's inner goodness!

Make every day a celebration of your love.

Make him the cutest that I've ever seen

Make it this one.

Make sure you double stitch.

Make sure your father takes his mood medication.

Makes you think, huh, Chief?

Making funny faces, falling to the floor,

Mama always said you'd be The Chosen One

Man, am I appeased.

Man, when's the last time Moe cleaned this?

Manjula, come quick! The octuplets said their first words.

Manjula, please.

Manjula, we've got a special guest for you.

Manjula, why did you bring the octuplets to work?

Manjula!

Mannequins. You can't buy these!

Marge gets a great new life...

Marge has a point.

Marge hasn't asked me for a signed photo in months.

Marge is completely innocent.

Marge murmurs, Maude croaks Lisa Buddhist, Homer tokes

Marge said we could have choir practice in your house tonight.

Marge thinks Flanders is annoying.

Marge, a bee almost stung me today.

Marge, Bart, Girl Bart,

Marge, can we trade? I don't trust these guys.

Marge, doesn't Lisa have a human face?

Marge, I can't say no to a helpless old lady.

Marge, I could stand here and argue with you,

Marge, I have to be in court next Tuesday.

Marge, I just realized

Marge, I'm gonna need 10,000 veggie burritos!

Marge, I'm sorry! But it wasn't my fault.

Marge, if you're watching this

Marge, it's called negotiating.

Marge, it's making my eyes better. And it's legal.

Marge, many years ago I turned a groovy night into a complete bummer.

Marge, that "curse" is just a lot of silly superstition.

Marge, what kind of cybertronic ultrabot would I be

Marge, what was Homer like before he broke his jaw?

Marge, where's my pellet gun?

Marge, why are you crying?

Marge, you can save more souls

Marge, you medicate your family with food.

Marge!

Marge?

Marge? Marge is gone! But at least the Demolition Derby form is...

Marge. Marge, you know you can't resist my busy hands.

Marge's fling, Homer's bro

Married? Was it consummated?

Martin Prince, Daily Fourth Gradian.

Mass hobo grave in cellar.

Matty told Hatty

Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch

Max Power!

May I interest you in a housewife's dream?

May I remind you we're in open court?

May I request an innocent peck on the cheek?

May it never end.

Maybe a hug will cork her cry hole.

Maybe Angry Dad needs a sidekick, Know It All Sister!

Maybe I should just stop trying to change the world.

Maybe I should just tell Manjula. Or you could talk to Apu.

Maybe it could be your old man.

Maybe Moe gets a cell phone

Maybe never.

Maybe the red one.

Maybe there's murder afoot.

Maybe they can work out their problems.

Maybe this family would be better off without you!

Maybe we can go.

Maybe we can't rush things.

Maybe we could hang out together.

Maybe we should come back in the daytime.

Maybe we should look for clues.

Maybe we should try to calm Dad down.

Maybe we'd tip you if you'd smile once in awhile.

Maybe you need to take the leprechaun and sic it on the gypsy.

Maybe you should give him another chance.

Maybe you should wrap a blanket around your head.

Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe a little improv would raise the roof here.

Maybe.

Mayor, grifter, bodyguard for the mayor, country western manager,

McBain, Officer Nick Vengeance, Sergeant Murder,

Me and the boys made you breakfast in bed.

Me so litigious!

Me tal.

Me, too! Good.

Me! Me! I do!

Me! Right here!

Me? I ain't dead. It was Stamson down the hall.

Me? Okay.

Meals on Wheels! Eat it up or I go to jail.

Medical marijuana can make things fabulous, medically.

Medical use of marijuana is legal in this state.

Melvin Eugene Puny meyer.

Men's World Magazine has listed the 100 richest men in the country,

Michael, are you sure these guys are millionaires?

Michael, no!

Michigan. Next.

Milhouse, she's only dating you to get back at me.

Milhouse, you ready to imitate that Jackass show?

Milhouse? Greta?

Milkman!

Millions!

Mine is Danger Dude. But he's a dog.

Mine tastes like dog fur!

Mine's called Trouble Dog.

Mini toothpaste.

Miss, would you submit to a wooing by a gentleman caller?

Mister Sandman, bring me a dream

Mmm

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm. We're sure learning a lot about each other.

Mmm mmm.

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm! All this food is so froufrou.

Mmm! That's good adultery!

Mmm! That's good Yaqui.

Mmm? Mmm?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. A million dollars. Wait a minute.

Mmm. All right.

Mmm. Fascinating. Say, Doctor,

Mmm. Hey.

Mmm. I better polish those jaw wires for tomorrow.

Mmm. Pie pants.

Mmm. That'll boost sales!

Mmm. That's not good for the clock.

Mmm. That's the next best thing to eating Lenny.

Mmm. That's what we look like inside?

Mmm. Various eggs.

Mmm...

Mock! Don't worry.

Models? Oh, boy.

Moe Szyslak, you old glasswipe.

Moe, we want our bar back!

Moe, what are you doing here? What am I...

Moe, what the...

Moe, would you like to meet some attractive young models?

Moe's Tavern. Home of the stinkiest rag in America!

Mom, Dad, my spiritual quest is over.

Mom, Dad! Thank God you're okay!

Mom, did you sleep well at your sisters'?

Mom, I believe you.

Mom, I know it's you.

Mom, maybe it's time to choose a suitor.

Mom, my potato is eating a carrot!

Mom, that's not how you pry them apart.

Mom, there's no gambling in Branson.

Mom, these are slums.

Mom, we're out of Frosting Gobs.

Mom, you cut the tether.

Mom, you're hurting me.

Mom!

Mom! A dog ate my clothes!

Mom! Dad!

Mom? Dad?

Mom's not gonna like that.

Mom's not gonna like that.

Mommy... Will...

Money changed.

Monkeys cry.

Monkeys point.

Monster put in wallet.

Montgomery Burns, you're under arrest for murder.

Monty, it's beautiful.

Monty, you saved me!

Morally and in the upper body.

More digging.

More like "thar he blows!"

More sugar, please.

More, more, more

More, more, more

More, more, more

Morning bells are ringing. Morning bells are ringing.

Morning, love muffin.

Morning.

Most clothespins swallowed, inserted...

Most people laugh at my googly eye.

Most people with their jaws wired shut don't gain weight.

Mother, may I read a magazine while I wait in the car?

Motion granted. Case dismissed!

Mount St. Edelite Leonard Bernstein

Movies were better in our day.

Moving my feet so my stomach won't hurt

Moving on to new business, what act of unmitigated evil

Mr. Burns has left the building!

Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad!

Mr. Burns, a two part question.

Mr. Burns, as we're running long, may we skip your speech

Mr. Burns, can your plant handle it?

Mr. Burns, it's Homer Simpson.

Mr. Burns, may I field that one?

Mr. Burns, you're alive!

Mr. Burns? Can I have a raise?

Mr. Foreman, have you reached a verdict?

Mr. Gere, I was hoping Buddhism could bring me inner peace.

Mr. Mayor, you've been unflinching in your support of Chief Wiggum.

Mr. Montgomery Burns!

Mr. Motherloving, that could be interpreted as a threat.

Mr. Movie Star gets to park right next to the stage.

Mr. Plow, Homer space Sideshow Bob steps on rakes

Mr. Puck, you make the only grub what satisfies my gut worm, I swear.

Mr. Simpson, allowing an endangered species to die is a federal offense

Mr. Simpson, I'm trying to teach.

Mr. Simpson, there are thousands of people like you

Mr. Simpson, under Nevada law, bigamy, or "Mormon Hold 'Em,"

Mr. Simpson, you're licking blood and VapoRub.

Mr. Smithers' father!

Mrs. Bellamy?

Mrs. Bellamy's necklace!

Mrs. Doody.

Mrs. K.

Much better!

Murder most foul?

Murder suicides.

Murdered, I tells you! Really?

Must suppress rage.

Must use French instructions!

My American friend, I'm afraid that this is a kidnapping.

My baby!

My baby! Where's my baby?

My baby! Where's my baby?

My bad.

My bar is empty is what. Why ain't you guys there?

My beard. I broke my beard.

My boyfriend has a metal tongue stud.

My brain!

My bubble, my rules.

My car broke down in front of your house.

My dad angrier than he's ever been.

My dad's always yelling that whitey's keeping him down.

My dad's shooting a movie in Toronto.

My dainties, and my unmentionables!

My diet lets me eat anything I want for one minute a day.

My doctor never told me that. I had to hear it from Phish.

My driving ankle.

My enchanted shin!

My eyebrows! My beautiful eyebrows!

My family knows that and respects that.

My family tried to trick me into celebrating Christmas.

My father and I were never really close.

My fault this time. I didn't tuck in my legs.

My goodness. You're beautiful.

My hands are on a guy's ass Boy, this dude must work out

My head! I need a beer.

My heart is pounding like Thor's hammer

My house!

My husband sees too many movies.

My husband, Maxtone Witherball, has already had three shrimp!

My ice cream sandwich! Then where the hell's the remote?

My Jersey muscle. It's so good to see you.

My lady's glass is empty, Moe.

My leg! Oh, geez!

My life here is over.

My little munchkin bumped her pumpkin.

My mouth. My beautiful mouth!

My name is Charo I shake my maracas

My name must never be spoken.

My occasional overeating, my fear of corpses.

My peepers don't lie.

My pleasure.

My professor said if I prettied up this dump,

My Satan sense is tingling.

My Smooshie tastes like a shopping bag.

My son lost his hero.

My son, I have some shocking news. I was murdered.

My sperm count is up, and I'm able to

My Spidey sense is tingling.

My sweet little angel!

My teacher says she's tired of trying.

My therapist said that's all I could ever hope for.

My vision is coming to life!

My youth consultant gives me Botox injections

Nah, she's just really sore.

Nah. I already got a system.

Nay.

Need a ride back to campus?

Need a unit production manager?

Neither, thank you.

Nerds are smart.

Never fear, the sphere is here!

Never forget, Homer.

Never in my six weeks on the job

Never mind. Just refill this with jelly, will you?

Never!

Never.

New money always cries!

New shooter!

New underpants? Homer, what are you up to?

Newsweek said you died of liver failure.

Next case. Duffman v. Duff Brewing Corporation.

Next defendant, Bartholomew J. Simpson.

Next month we'll be airing the Danger Dog Easter Special.

Next on the Springfield Death Tour

Next stop, Branson, Missouri!

Next!

Nice dress.

Nice follow through!

Nice hole, nice soul. Hmm.

Nice job, sir.

Nice old man. Don't break a hip.

Nice try, but we're still going to Riverdance.

Nice work, Brenda. I'll take it from here.

Nice. Anyway, your archenemy, Molly Ringworm,

Nicely done.

Night terrors, ma'am.

No beer!

No bras!

No cops in sight. If I'm gonna save that clerk,

No deal!

No dice.

No drugs, no nudity, no cussing.

No guac in mine.

No housework, eh?

No kidding? Hey, speaking of achievers,

No kidding. Anyway, I climbed over your gate. A dog was after me.

No more irresponsible behavior.

No offense, but you remind me of the monkey man

No offense, children.

No one can save you now!

No one expects you to do anything difficult.

No one loves a quitter.

No one wants me around anymore.

No one's doing any bumping. Time to ram a lam these ding dongs.

No problem.

No problem.

No problem. There's plenty of activities inside.

No problemo.

No sacrifice? We'll teach that mortal to trifle with the gods.

No time for jokes, Smithers.

No way I'm cleaning up this mess.

No way, no how. I'll get used to the snoring.

No way!

No way! I still haven't lost the weight I put on from the last one.

No way! We'll defy you to the death!

No way! We'll defy you to the death!

No way. This is my collar.

No wonder you've been so traumatized.

No, a Vandyke has a moustache, doesn't it?

No, Dad. Everyone's sick of that memory.

No, Dad. It's an epic tale from ancient Greece.

No, Dad. It's just the weather.

No, Governor. It's not too late.

No, he's done enough for this church. Anyone else?

No, Homer!

No, honey. This time make it a Sex on the Beach.

No, huh?

No, I belong here! Please!

No, I think its Niagular.

No, I was just comparing Kurosawa's films to Herzog's.

No, I won't! And frankly, Judge, I think you're a bully!

No, I'm asking.

No, I'm dead.

No, I'm here for the greatest living actor.

No, I'm not doing anything. I can mow your lawn.

No, I'm still Buddhist.

No, it hasn't come in yet.

No, it's just looting.

No, it's not. It's apt. Apt!

No, it's terrible.

No, last week they became Vertiqual.

No, Lisa. We're both in...

No, Ma'am. I'm drunk.

No, ma'am. It's brimstone.

No, Marge. I love when you do that.

No, Moe. You've got it all wrong.

No, Mom. Joan of Arc.

No, no, don't make me! I don't want to go back to the nothing!

No, no, I kid. But seriously,

No, no, no. All I want is to show her

No, no, no. He said "Simpson family. "

No, no! I'll let you win. I'll let you win.

No, no. I need 50 grand!

No, no. I was just distracting you while my children robbed you.

No, no. That won't scare anybody.

No, not "chu," "pu. "

No, of course not.

No, pally. This is Bronson, Missouri.

No, Simpson.

No, sir. I didn't.

No, Smithers. I would've said anything to get your stem cells.

No, that is sugar with free donuts.

No, the island of San Glucose.

No, the lemur!

No, they're right here in Branson

No, un. You know, French for "one. "

No, wait. They're just my teeth.

No, Waylon Senior.

No, we can't play now.

No, you can't.

No, you're angry. Look, you're punching the cat right now.

No, you're dead. I was your biggest fan.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! But...

No! Get away!

No! Good night!

No! I don't want you going in a bottle. That's what hobos do.

No! I will never...

No! I'm engaged now! My ring!

No! I'm having one.

No! I'm leaving this church forever!

No! It's me, Krusty!

No! No objections, eh? That's great.

No! No, no, let's just keep playing. What's the score?

No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No! No, there it is!

No! The Olympics have preempted my favorite shows for the last time.

No! Wait. Maybe.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Everyone should be paired up.

No. He's gotta learn, Marge. The way my dad made me learn.

No. I mean this CD.

No. I told you.

No. I want him to suffer.

No. I'm his assistant.

No. It smells like cinnamon.

No. It's just Dad.

No. Let my muscles hug you.

No. No, never does.

No. Pierce Brosnan.

No. That's my pager.

No. The best book you've ever seen is Tom Clancy's Op Center.

No. The last step is quitting.

No. Unless you have a cure for cancer.

No. Yes!

No. You are an angel.

No. You just think I'm dead.

No. You might as well talk about it now.

No. You're thinking of someone with two knives.

Nobody dumps Abe Simpson. You're nothing but a hoochie.

Non dairy?

None of this would have happened.

None.

Nonsense. You were born to sling suds.

Nonsense. You were born to sling suds.

Nooky in New York?

Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain

Not a sports fan, huh?

Not a very good one?

Not again!

Not again!

Not bad, eh?

Not fair.

Not for friends of Moe's.

Not funny! I'm so sick of that joke!

Not if I scare it away with this cougar call.

Not if we buy our tickets on the Internet.

Not in the front.

Not me.

Not me. I'm shaking like a French soldier.

Not now, Marge. I'm waiting for the new XFL season!

Not really.

Not so fast.

Not the face! Ooh! Ooh!

Not to mention this.

Not tonight. I said not tonight.

Not yet, no.

Not yet. You have to hold it for three Mississippi's.

Note to Marge. Get out!

Note to self. Kill that kid.

Nothing at all. Nothing at all.

Nothing can make me mad out here.

Nothing could spoil it. Absolutely nothing.

Nothing left! Nothing left!

Nothing! How can you even accuse me of repeated infidelity?

Nothing. Nothing.

Now all my victims have to be mashed up.

Now before we get there, you have to put this blindfold on.

Now Bob Dole will read from the Necronomicon.

Now can anyone tell me how much grenadine is in a Cosmopolitan?

Now can we meet McBain?

Now do you believe dead rats float, Lisa?

Now don't worry, kids. You'll be placed with a caring foster family.

Now don't worry. These pills will take care of everything.

Now everybody shut up and dance!

Now everyone knows Homer loves his family.

Now finally, I need an object.

Now floss it, floss it good

Now go to bed

Now have the slaves kill the wounded.

Now help me nail up this urinal.

Now here's a couple that's been dating.

Now hold on, Comic Book Guy. This boy's still finding his voice.

Now hold on, Comic Book Guy. This boy's still finding his voice.

Now how the hell would I do that?

Now I can return to Ithaca and my sweet wife, Penelope.

Now I can't stand in line anymore.

Now I got to go home to that! Thanks a lot!

Now I really should be getting back to my family

Now I'd like my son to come up here.

Now I'd like to read some telegrams from people who couldn't make it.

Now if you'll excuse me, my fondue is just about...

Now if you'll excuse us, we'll just be...

Now it would involve betrayal and unspeakable evil.

Now it's heading for the church!

Now let's get you some Christmas cookies.

Now let's not get into who smells like what.

Now let's see how our blind dates liked each other.

Now let's see if I can remember how to make my mark.

Now let's see if I can remember how to make my mark.

Now let's see what awaits me in the next life.

Now let's welcome Springfield's original God couple,

Now look at her!

Now normally I wouldn't go near

Now open your minds for the Coltrane of the quatrain,

Now our Christmas is complete!

Now run home to your shack.

Now step aside. I'll save Gloria myself.

Now that everyone's so open about being fat,

Now that I am the law, I'm gonna make a lot of changes around here.

Now that's sensitivity. Right, Giuseppe?

Now that's what I call a moon shot.

Now that's what I call a moon shot.

Now that's what I call fusion.

Now the classic Itchy & Scratchy, episode DAB FO6.

Now the monkeys cannot bite me.

Now the movie's turned into a play. Still good though.

Now there's a killing machine!

Now there's nothing to stop me from getting my vengeance.

Now this first thing is just gonna look like a used Band Aid,

Now those youngsters will throw their lives away,

Now throughout history, when people get wood,

Now we go party.

Now we shall probe you to see if you are worthy.

Now we would like to warn you, our performances

Now we're in it together. There's no going back.

Now what are your last names?

Now where were we?

Now you are a young boy,

Now you can't punish me.

Now you do it for me.

Now you know what I've been going through.

Now you must avenge me. Avenge me!

Now you see me. Now you don't.

Now you see? That's what I'm talking about.

Now you're sure you haven't been to China?

Now you've done it. You've really humiliated Mom.

Now, all three.

Now, all we need is our astronaut.

Now, Apu, when you gave me this keg, it had dents.

Now, Bart, we can't pay you a salary. But we can give you stock.

Now, Bart!

Now, both again.

Now, both.

Now, class, the big magic recital's coming up,

Now, Count Fudgula, how long were you spokes vampire

Now, do you have your map?

Now, drop your pants.

Now, give me a taste.

Now, Hamlet, you know the rules.

Now, hand over the money and you get your Homer back.

Now, Homer, if there's one thing

Now, how may I best dispense with you today?

Now, I believe there's the little matter of the million dollars.

Now, I'll give you directions starting from the Simpsons' house.

Now, I'll never get into an Ivy League school.

Now, I'm scared.

Now, just you.

Now, lean down and put your arms across his neck.

Now, let me show you around. Over there are the preppies...

Now, let's get this show on the road.

Now, let's go home.

Now, let's watch another of our great cartoons,

Now, Lisa, it's not as bleak as that.

Now, listen up. When I come back tomorrow, you better have cowboy suits,

Now, Manjula, do you want me to find another partner?

Now, now. Mama's gonna make you a snack.

Now, see here, Flatfoot!

Now, that sounds crazy, right?

Now, the actual battle was fought over there

Now, there's a few things I want to say to you, Zelda.

Now, time for "Operation Judge Get Back At. "

Now, to sell it for millions.

Now, we have eight children.

Now, we just add color.

Now, we're ordering out. What would you like on your pizza pie?

Now, welcome aboard!

Now, where are those three chandelier hangers I hired?

Now, where was I? Oh, yeah. Sheila.

Now, who will stand and fight with me?

Now, who'd like to buy a trophy?

Now, who's with me?

Now, Willie, don't tell anyone I'm trying my stand up comedy act tonight.

Now, you just take the kids home. I've gotta return this keg.

Nuggets as big as your fists!

Nuh uh.

Number 10 bus.

Nymph, naiad, wood sprite, Katie Couric, and bingo!

O frabjous day! She said yes!

Objection!

Objection.

Occasions, persuasions clutter your mind

Octogenarian Myrna Bellamy was brutally murdered last night.

Odysseus, do not forget to thank the gods for our victory

Of all things to ever come back

Of course they didn't, honey.

Of course you do. You can lift my wiper any day.

Of course.

Of course. Where do you think I go? Baby school?

Of Disney Animatronics,

Of ethical questions, such as...

Of our beloved tyrants!

Of the Buddha Avalokiteshvara.

Of the morning

Of the new reality show, Frame Up!

Officer Sniffy? Come in, Sniffy. Do you read me?

Oh ho. Trouble in paradise.

Oh Lord, I know my new wife is a little more

Oh oh.

Oh, a challenge!

Oh, a salute to brunch! Wave to brunch, Maggie.

Oh, Abe. Oh, Zelda.

Oh, and it's empty.

Oh, and you didn't? Well, the worm has finally shown its fangs!

Oh, Apu, I want us to be a family again.

Oh, Apu, scratch and win!

Oh, Apu, you are such a Brahma queen.

Oh, Apu, you keep scoring while my back is turned.

Oh, aren't you sweet? Sharing your allowance with a poor Brazilian boy.

Oh, Arthur.

Oh, Bart, it's human nature.

Oh, behave!

Oh, boy!

Oh, boy! This takes me back!

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, Burly, you're so rugged and manly.

Oh, but I am.

Oh, come on, Bart. Smell those curds.

Oh, come on...

Oh, cool. He's still mental.

Oh, crap!

Oh, Dad.

Oh, dang! It's been scooped out.

Oh, darn, darn, darn!

Oh, dear me! Oh, yes! Yum, yum, yum.

Oh, dear, dear, dear.

Oh, dear! You can't eat solid foods!

Oh, dear! You have ruined my work, you flying fat man!

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear. I've redorkulated.

Oh, dear. Now everyone will think Homer and I did it.

Oh, don't be silly.

Oh, don't be such a nervous Pervis.

Oh, don't look so proud. That was wind assisted.

Oh, don't look so proud. That was wind assisted.

Oh, don't worry. On a man his size,

Oh, everything's the last time I do everything.

Oh, fine! I'll go back to the beginning!

Oh, forget it!

Oh, forget it!

Oh, geez. Homer, just take him to the bathroom.

Oh, Gentlemen, the new scratch and win tickets are out today.

Oh, give me land Lots of land

Oh, go home and have sex with your wife!

Oh, God, you're right. I gotta get her back before it's too late!

Oh, God! Cover up!

Oh, God! They're hideous!

Oh, good, you worked in Judge Ito.

Oh, goody.

Oh, great. Now Hamlet's acting crazy.

Oh, guys, it was horrible. I saw Marge kissing a far superior man.

Oh, he just wants to make friends.

Oh, he's not bothering me anymore. Buck McCoy helped me.

Oh, hello, Homer.

Oh, hello, young man. Beautiful day for digging, isn't it?

Oh, hello.

Oh, here's the story of Joan of Arc.

Oh, Homer, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Oh, Homer, drop by my office tomorrow

Oh, Homer, I feel like I'm talking to Bennett Cerf.

Oh, Homer. This is the kind of night

Oh, Homie, I'm so glad to see... A tape on the bed?

Oh, Homie, you poor thing.

Oh, Homie, you'll always be my western hero.

Oh, Homie. I'm so lucky to be married

Oh, honey. Think pink! Look, a salute to safe sex.

Oh, how magical!

Oh, I agree.

Oh, I am so proud of you.

Oh, I am so sorry, Manjula.

Oh, I better not.

Oh, I can't let you leave now.

Oh, I can't resist that look.

Oh, I can't stay mad at you.

Oh, I couldn't possibly eat all this.

Oh, I enjoy all the popular youth trends

Oh, I gotcha.

Oh, I hate this hippie crap.

Oh, I hope no one makes any double entendres.

Oh, I hope they're going somewhere good.

Oh, I know.

Oh, I love that.

Oh, I quit. There's no convincing you.

Oh, I really felt there was a connection,

Oh, I see you drive on the left up here.

Oh, I'd love to.

Oh, I'm glad you two are friends again

Oh, I'm just happy to lie here

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry I was gone so long,

Oh, I'm sorry, but you're really not my...

Oh, I've been there, man.

Oh, I've made too many enemies

Oh, I've seen fancier.

Oh, I've used up all these records.

Oh, it's Burt Reynolds and Michael Jeter!

Oh, it's okay, Homie. The bee's all gone.

Oh, it's okay. My bed is stuffed with hay.

Oh, it's the woman I married in Vegas!

Oh, let's just take it from the top.

Oh, listen to you!

Oh, listen, you can hear the beautiful ethnic serenade.

Oh, look at all the stuffed coatimundi.

Oh, look at that, "Dad and Drabble. "

Oh, look at those abs. Everyone here has a six pack

Oh, look at...

Oh, Lord, guide this cinder block.

Oh, luck of the draw, I guess.

Oh, Maggie. You're a Simpson again.

Oh, man, I love this song!

Oh, man, this is long. Could you read it to me?

Oh, man! I can't believe we spaced on the date!

Oh, man! They already voted! And we lost!

Oh, man. Oh, man. We killed Mr. Burns!

Oh, man. That would really keep your head dry.

Oh, man. What a day! I'd kill for a beer.

Oh, man. What a dork.

Oh, Manjula's just gonna die!

Oh, Marge, you're such a good woman

Oh, Moe! They're dead! And it's all my fault!

Oh, Mom, isn't there anything vegetarian?

Oh, Montgomery. Of course I'll marry you.

Oh, Monty. It's such a delight to talk to you.

Oh, Mr. Burns! You were too beautiful for this world.

Oh, my body!

Oh, my dad never even knew how I felt about him.

Oh, my God, it's our high school prom!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Artie, it's our senior prom.

Oh, my God! Dinner with Burly!

Oh, my God! My social studies project is due tomorrow morning!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! We can't let Homer know.

Oh, my God! What are we supposed to do?

Oh, my God! What happened?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I hit someone. Then I taunted him.

Oh, my goodness! What are you doing?

Oh, my goodness...

Oh, my gosh. She's dead!

Oh, my hairstyle!

Oh, my head! Aspirin.

Oh, my love. You saved my life.

Oh, my word!

Oh, my!

Oh, my. You're as strong as you are handsome.

Oh, no, the power's out? We'll miss Fox's Celebrity Boxing!

Oh, no, there's gambling.

Oh, no!

Oh, no! He's taking her to the hottest matinee in town.

Oh, no! I crushed that horrible bug! What should I do?

Oh, no! If Marge marries Artie, I'll never be born!

Oh, no! Not the good cheek!

Oh, no! Our daughter's run away on Christmas Eve!

Oh, no! The parade, she starts. Meet me at the estudio.

Oh, no! The roast beef is making them stronger!

Oh, no! They're stealing the tire fire!

Oh, no! This is how Faceless Joe lost his legs!

Oh, no! This time I really am gonna faint!

Oh, no.

Oh, no. A salesbot.

Oh, no. I'm ducking him.

Oh, no. I'm not giving you my car. You'd probably drive it.

Oh, no. She's making him a sandwich!

Oh, no. We didn't.

Oh, okay. Well...

Oh, pick me! I'm an urban Lenny!

Oh, Pierce, the water's perfect!

Oh, Pierce! That's good!

Oh, please. I've seen nicer chains on a set of snow tires.

Oh, quit your bellyaching, Coffee Boy.

Oh, right, yeah, the guns.

Oh, right.

Oh, right. Sorry.

Oh, shoot. I'll sign.

Oh, shucks!

Oh, Slithers!

Oh, Snake! Don't ever change.

Oh, so helpless.

Oh, so you're ashamed of us.

Oh, Son, you know that's none of your business.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, sure, when he does something bad, he's my father.

Oh, sure.

Oh, sure. Blame the victims.

Oh, sure. You take his side

Oh, take a penny, leave a penny.

Oh, thank God!

Oh, thank you. Do you think I'll pass gym this term?

Oh, thanks, but I still gotta give you the ticket.

Oh, that actually feels good after the crotch.

Oh, that hurts!

Oh, that is so cool.

Oh, that meatloaf tasted great

Oh, that South. You never know what he'll do next.

Oh, that'll scratch my itch.

Oh, that's just Lara Flynn Boyle.

Oh, there he is now.

Oh, there they go.

Oh, there's my sweet little Maggie.

Oh, these fortunes are terrible.

Oh, they both make such good arguments!

Oh, they never come.

Oh, they're showing the filling now. Can they do that?

Oh, this is so awkward.

Oh, this seems like such a waste.

Oh, this truly is hell!

Oh, those are not the words!

Oh, too much junk in the trunk, eh?

Oh, very good.

Oh, wait. It was better the other way.

Oh, wait. It's Blatz.

Oh, we don't have a car.

Oh, we've got a real shower upstairs.

Oh, well.

Oh, what a day. Maybe the headlines will cheer me up.

Oh, what gave me away?

Oh, what'll I do?

Oh, where could your father be?

Oh, why didn't I see this coming?

Oh, why didn't you call me?

Oh, yeah, that's the pride.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah! It's important to grow, grow, grow,

Oh, yeah! Like Erin Brockovich.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah? Well, I got news for you!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Make me the bad guy.

Oh, yeah. Maybe I should keep my promise.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I sleuthed my ass off on this one.

Oh, yeah. That's a fine looking...

Oh, yeah. That's good.

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, you got one of them cell phones, huh?

Oh, you mean me? I'd be delighted.

Oh, you mean Tennessee?

Oh, you sweet, wonderful man child.

Oh, you two.

Oh, you're always "just saying. "

Oh, your father would've loved this.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! But I did.

Oh! Everybody trusts Lisa. Precious little Lisa. Apple of her daddy's eye.

Oh! Forget it!

Oh! Get out of my home, Apu!

Oh! Hey. How you doing?

Oh! Homie, I'm so glad you're alive!

Oh! I lost another wife!

Oh! I will not be a Gamecock!

Oh! Is that where Boozer drank the pee?

Oh! Like you're so perfect with your plastic mane

Oh! Look at all these tube socks!

Oh! My brain!

Oh! Oh, oh, oh.

Oh! Seriously, everyone says your parties rock.

Oh! She would fall there!

Oh! Sorry.

Oh! That is it! Abraham J. Simpson,

Oh! That was lucky.

Oh! That's great, but there's a slight hitch.

Oh! That's it!

Oh! Well, I'd love to help you, Homer,

Oh! Whoa!

Oh! Yeah. Monty's a wild man!

Oh! You brought someone.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. And this kitchen isn't?

Oh. Chin up, Homer.

Oh. Every time Santa and I get together, it's a disaster.

Oh. Fortune means geese cause problems.

Oh. Here's a good one. The world's most overrated saint...

Oh. Hop in.

Oh. I can't take his money.

Oh. I'll send you an e mail greeting card.

Oh. It must be something big

Oh. It's just a false alarm.

Oh. It's only the milkman.

Oh. Quick and pointless. That's the death for me.

Oh. She's taking a nap.

Oh. Sorry. Oh, my.

Oh. Sorry. That's all right.

Oh. That lady swallowed a baby!

Oh. They miss their father.

Oh. Well, when Homer does something wrong,

Oh. You mind if I tag along? I'm kind of a crime buff.

Oh...

Oh... Stan Lee?

Oi! Oi! Is your name on the list?

Okay, Apu, be strong.

Okay, boy. Let's strut our stuff.

Okay, Buster, what is going on?

Okay, but you have to watch me dive.

Okay, chug monkeys,

Okay, don't panic. Remember what the instructor said.

Okay, family huddle.

Okay, gun. Check.

Okay, here are some travel tips.

Okay, hold onto your hats.

Okay, I will!

Okay, I'm McBain.

Okay, keep an eye peeled for Zelda.

Okay, let's see what we've got.

Okay, let's see. "Toke as needed.

Okay, let's see. Imp, fairy, pixie, goblin.

Okay, look cool.

Okay, man, here's the sugar. Now, you give us the money.

Okay, Nibbles. You can guide her down.

Okay, no big deal.

Okay, now do Wiggum!

Okay, okay, you're the boss.

Okay, okay. Don't go Mary Todd on us.

Okay, okay. Hold on. Hold on.

Okay, people, out of my freezer!

Okay, Son, concentrate.

Okay, that shows you what could potentially happen.

Okay, that was mine.

Okay, that was not cool. We need to lay down some ground rules.

Okay, the face!

Okay, the rocket's ready to go.

Okay, then.

Okay, this is a number six from somebody's address.

Okay, this is a samba school. This is not a lost and found.

Okay, this isn't about who I called.

Okay, we're gonna open it up with a little improv.

Okay, well, I'll do a soliloquy, too.

Okay, who's the wise guy?

Okay, Ziff. You get her for the weekend, but no funny stuff.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. But it's my first time.

Okay. But talk like this.

Okay. Cranberry sauce, stuffing, potatoes.

Okay. Everyone turn to the left.

Okay. Freeze there.

Okay. I'll try the green.

Okay. Is anyone here not a downer? Anyone?

Okay. It has been 20 years, and you suitors have been very patient.

Okay. Let me check the specs.

Okay. Let's go to Moe's now.

Okay. Let's hear it.

Okay. Look at the eye chart and cover your left eye.

Okay. Now, let's pretend that we're going for a drive.

Okay. On this map I marked all the places that Ronaldo liked to go.

Okay. She lives at 1 Ocean View Drive.

Okay. Stop kicking my door.

Okay. That night we camped out under the stars.

Okay. This isn't easy, so I'm just gonna come out and say it.

Okay. Uh, well, we'll just be going then.

Okay. Why are we in the woods?

Okay. You pick one out and I'll punch it to death.

Okay. You've seen our next performer on Mike Douglas, Merv Griffin

Okely dokely. You're pushing your luck, pal.

Old friend, your jacket, she burns.

On a serious note, two local residents

On Dr. Doom's titanium infused faceplate!

On Homer's neck are pent up rage.

On the island

On the island Island of Sirens

On the other hand, I was young once.

On the sanctity of deliciousness, the Noid.

On the top.

On top of which, I don't look bald.

On top of. Beneath.

On top of. Beneath.

On Tuesday, the seventh...

Once again, my dear, you've beaten two strapping young bucks!

Once he's gone, they'll kill us!

Once I make and give you your badges.

One beer, coming up.

One drink won't hurt.

One falafel... Thank you.

One highway, zero city.

One Mississippi...

One more appliance could overload the system.

One of my legs or something they call a mystery bag.

One of the wheels broke off my chair today,

One of these ferrets is wearing a wire.

One of us has got to start laughing.

One of you could win a lifetime supply of Duff!

One squeaking spring symphony coming up.

One that isn't so materialistic.

One that shall never end.

One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!

One, two, three!

One, when will you see a profit again?

Only a moron would jump into that...

Only for those who enjoy it.

Only in public.

Only me, Carmen Electra!

Only on Mars.

Only one way to find out.

Ooh, Burly, you're insatiable.

Ooh, it must be Chinese New Year.

Ooh, Jar Jar, everyone hates you but me.

Ooh, listen to all that revving!

Ooh, looks like a perfect landing.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh! A movie! I call the couch!

Ooh! Bart! My first prank call. What do I do?

Ooh! Did you say Joan Van Ark?

Ooh! Here's a wonderful speaker, Geoff Jenkins!

Ooh! Hey!

Ooh! Mama Celeste.

Ooh! Me sorry! Me no speaky Chiny!

Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!

Ooh! Right in the panhandle!

Ooh! That's the Movie Phone guy.

Ooh! They look like Skittles!

Ooh! Who's a good dog? What a goody doggie!

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh. A sticky spot!

Ooh. A sticky spot!

Ooh. Duff luck.

Ooh. Fascinating.

Oops! I thought this was the can, man.

Oops. My vacation just started.

Oops. My vacation just started.

Oops. Watch the swears, honey bear.

Operation X Mas Remind of How Good Is.

Or at least warn people that it's so unhealthy.

Or can hear my loud talking...

Or did your fairy godmother die again?

Or do I?

Or how about a crazy wedding where something happens and...

Or if you'd rather stay home, you could sing

Or is it a nine? You don't know.

Or is that just a pipe dream?

Or maybe I'll think of something else.

Or to finger the d****s a little?

Or was it the whole gahoyving thing that I do?

Or Will Smith in Bagger Vance, or Slimer in Ghostbusters.

Or you just rented The Matrix,

Or, how about rocks?

Or... With a funny hat on!

Organ grinder, leaning tower maker,

Ostrich burgers! Get your ostrich burgers!

Otm Shank.

Otm Shank. He is India's answer to Brian Dennehy.

Ouch! I sat on something sharp!

Our bitter fights are now history

Our evening will be rated R, for brief nudity.

Our hot sex Will leave you perspiring

Our money sure is gay.

Our next story is Hamlet, by William Shakespeare.

Our phone bill is $400! They charged us for a call to Brazil.

Our plan worked perfectly.

Our planet has been observing your puny species

Out of curiosity, was it the hoyvin or the mayvin

Out of the way, slim.

Over here, guvnor.

Over the English invaders.

Over there you can see them shooting the film Canadian Graffiti.

Over, under, round and round so your feet won't touch the ground.

Overdue book? This is the biggest frame up since O.J.

Overnight bag, no husband in sight! It's happened!

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow! My legs! This is the worst pain ever!

Ow! Not the pointed end, you dumbass!

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow! I hate getting stitches in my eyes! Stupid crows!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow! That hurts! Man, we're stupid.

Paperboy!

Pardon me, sir.

Pardon my French, but sometimes that man's a goofy doofy.

Part of me knew that.

Part of me knew that.

Party tonight at Roddy McDowall's.

Pass! We also represent Billy Joel.

Passive Analysis of Visual Iconography.

Patty and Selma? Screw that!

Peace, my people. All shall be looked up. Let's see.

Pedals, people!

Pennsylvania Avenue

People buy beer from you.

People buy them when they're small and cute.

People, rest assured the police department's ineptitude shall not stand.

People, we need some fundraising ideas.

Peppermint than you're used to.

Perfect. I'll be there at 7:00.

Perhaps some sort of court appointed babysitter or "au pair. "

Perhaps there is another way.

Perhaps there're some girls in here.

Perhaps we could get her a private coach?

Perhaps.

Perhaps. But this monkey skeleton is in love!

Person to person!

Petticoat?

Phew! Safe at last! Now, I'll just turn around and confirm that safety.

Phew.

Phone calls? Things of that nature?

Physical specimen he was when he left.

Piano lady!

Pick me, Lenny!

Pick me! I just passed the bar, see?

Pick me! Pick me!

Piece of cake!

Pierce, that was delicious! Can we help you with the dishes?

Pistol whip?

Pistol Whip.

Pizza Day will now be known as

Play along, chubsy. There's a pie in it for you.

Play the race card! Play it!

Play the race card! Play it!

Playing a prankeroo, eh?

PLAYING)

Please do the Hindu that you do so well.

Please don't be mad.

Please don't kill me! I won't tell anyone about the skeleton!

Please drive off me.

Please go away.

Please join me.

Please kill me.

Please let me slip through the cracks.

Please put Buck on! He's my hero!

Please welcome Homer and Marge Simpson.

Please welcome Mesmerino, the hip hypnotist.

Please, can I throw one little...

Please, gentlemen. Violence is not the answer.

Please, Homie? No more craziness? For me?

Please, Homie. Dump the sugar. For me.

Please, just leave me alone.

Please, please, please? Please, please, please?

Please, Son. Driving is my last chance to feel alive.

Please, Your Honor?

Please! Yung Mee was a hack compared to this guy!

Please. We went out once.

Please. You couldn't even change into Bill Bixby.

Plus at least two of those other surgeries I desperately need.

Plus, he'll work for scale.

Plus, you eat the pretzels I drop on the floor.

Poison most foul!

Police brutality!

Police? Uh oh.

Politely pass up so many hors d'oeuvres.

Polonius? What are you doing behind the curtain?

Poop.

Poor Mom and Dad.

Poor, Bart. I know just how you feel.

Poseidon, you take care of Odysseus.

Postmodern.

Pow, pow.

Prank be undone! Destroy the evil one!

Precious and few are the moments we two can share

Prescription pot. Texas THC.

Presented by Hansen's Moustache Wax,

President Kennedy!

Pretty much, yeah.

Principal Skinner, you're just stealing.

Principal Skinner? I know him. He's not funny. Well, enjoy.

Prison sculpted body...

Probably digging for drugs.

Professor Frink?

Professor Van Doran, so good to see you.

Professor, I'm... I'm burned out on bartending.

Professor?

Prove it, using examples from this room.

Psst. Lisa. Moe?

Pump them!

Punish the parents.

Put a mini beret on your wang.

Put him down, boy! Put him down!

Put in a good word for g****.

Put it back. I don't want to see it this way.

Put my hand on her knee.

Put on a smile, high pants. I've got a surprise for you.

Putting away groceries,

Questions are decadent!

Quick. Take these.

Quiet, Lisa. Everyone in the store is looking at you.

Quiet, little girl!

Quiet, Tubsy! You violated my order.

Quimbe, you may resume your regular duties now.

Quit banging my wife!

Quit suffocating me. I'm going to Moe's.

Quit trying to control me.

Race you to the kitchen, my little tether ball.

Radar Love.

Rainbows. Tank tops. Empowerment.

Rainier Wolfcastle?

Rattlesnake meat, varmint kabobs and refried whiskey.

Re reading.

Really?

Really?

Really? Let's try it.

Really? Ooh! This I gotta see.

Really? Provided you complete these tasks.

Really? That's wonderful. But how?

Really? What?

Really? You like skateboards?

Recognize simple shapes and patterns.

Recycling a felony.

Regale me with tales of your adventures.

Reinforcements!

Relax, relax.

Release the dragon.

Release the girl, Simpson!

Relieved and angry.

Remember kids, Drunken Cowboy brand whiskey is smooth as milk!

Remember me as a hero.

Remember me as a peacemaker.

Remember me, fool? I was B. A. Baracus

Remember that? That was an amazing throw.

Remember the stars you loved yesterday

Remember what I told you about running away from your troubles?

Remember when I dropped my keys

Remember when I said I would eat you last? I lied.

Remember, Homie, I'm doing this for us. See you on Monday,

Remember, just 'cause their heads are off, it don't mean they're dead.

Remove your knickers and wait in the bath.

Renouncing all others?

Report to room five.

Retreat!

Reverend Lovejoy and Ned Flanders!

Reverend, how would you feel about wearing this robe?

Revue watches you

Richard Gere?

Right after No Pants Island and Fart Date!

Right away, sir. I don't want no trouble.

Right, because you've been using it backward.

Right, Lisa?

Right. Goggles on!

Right. The God dude.

Rise and shine and give God your glory, glory!

Robbing banks and chasing sweet Lady H.

Robert Pinsky? The former poet laureate?

Robert Pinsky's reading at Café Kafka.

Rock.

Roll the clips!

Ronaldo used to send me a letter every month,

Ronaldo!

Ronaldo? You know him?

Room five?

RU 486.

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run

Running a bar is a full time job,

Sacrificing animals is barbaric.

Safe and sound.

Safe! Wow. My first home run.

Same old garbage.

Save me from the ladies!

Save your breath. Seriously.

Say another building!

Say it, don't spray it.

Say, how about a little NyQuil?

Say, is that our house?

Say, it's a bit stuffy in here.

Scale minus 10.

Scare you away from drugs.

School? Huh! Why bother? I quit after fourth grade,

Science?

Scratch it and you get a wish.

Seamus, we won't need you to speak anymore.

Season's greetings. Peace out.

Seasons don't fear the reaper

Secrets and lies!

Security!

See you later. I'm going to the library.

See you tomorrow night, Simpson!

See you tomorrow, Lisa!

See you tomorrow. Rest your giant head. I am Lugash.

See you!

See, when you don't use Milhouse, it's hard.

See? Give me the ball! Give me the ball!

See? This wart is a fake!

See? Two means "Yes. "

Seems kind of pointless now.

Seems to me I already did.

Selling suckless vacuum cleaners

Semper Fi.

Send the bill to Baron Von Kiss a lot.

Seriously, Elke's great.

Seventeen seventy six.

Seventy six.

Seymour! Seymour!

Shall the Republican Party undertake this week?

Shame about it

Shaving my shoulders

Shazbat!

She already ate three.

She could get hurt!

She hung up on me! What did I do?

She left Homer? I'll get the Champale.

She likes you.

She lives in a houseboat? Wow! She is so cool!

She made tonight's refreshments out of dead people.

She makes paying attention cool.

She said tavern! I'm going to Moe's!

She said, "You're one in a million

She started the first...

She use ta be my girl

She use ta be my girl

She use ta be She use ta be my girl

She was my young sexy fiancée.

She was supposed to be our supervisor,

She'd have to be where she lives.

She'll be killed!

She'll have this place making money in no time.

She's completely hairless, like those cats.

She's gonna find us!

She's got a set of lungs on her.

She's got more wicked witchery than Stevie Nicks.

She's just kidding, Mr. Lord.

She's just like Clark Kent.

She's looking at us. Be cool.

She's mine!

She's no hoochie.

She's not a devil. I just don't know what to do.

She's not on drugs. She couldn't sleep

She's not the boss of me.

She's nowhere to be found. Nighty night, sweetie.

She's so "sweepy. " She doesn't know what she's saying.

She's so cute.

She's such a butthole.

She's taking advantage of us, Homer!

She's talking to her invisible friend. God.

She's the only child keeping this school accredited.

She's ugly!

She's up to something private!

She's worse than that 80 year old

Shedding his hair, lying perfectly still...

Sheesh! Moe wrecking Moe's bar?

Sheila... Anyway, she's had an attitude from day one.

Shh! You'll wake up Flanders.

Shh.

Shoo! Shoo!

Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!

Shouldn't we help her?

Show the movie!

Show them. Okay, let's see...

Showtime!

Shut out everything but the sound of my criticism.

Shut up, Flanders. Anyone else?

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up! I'm coming!

Shut up! You don't know her! Zelda loves me!

Shut up. And take that stupid bag off your head.

Shut up. D'oh!

Shut up. Okay.

Si!

Si!

Silence in my courtroom!

Silence! Cease all quips and comebacks!

Silence! I rule in favor of Marge Simpson!

Silent alarm activated!

Silent night

Silent? That doesn't sound right.

Simply dial 636 555 3472.

Simpson, you've created a timeless comic character.

Simpson!

Since Elke Sommer's hot tub party.

Since little Bartie had the scoots.

Since so many of your favorite celebrities live and work here.

Since this morning, I've had sex with a New York Knick,

Since when?

Since your planet was created 5,000 years ago by God.

Sing us a song of the Emerald Isle.

Single.

Sir, I believe that position was informally promised to me.

Sir, in death we shall be together always.

Sir, this is a house of justice, not a sugar shack.

Sir, we know you're not an angel.

Sir, you are not a size four.

Sir, you cannot pee

Sir.

Sit down!

Sitting next to Skeletor here makes you look like Hercules.

Sixteen.

Sixty minutes? Oh, my God! Mr. Burns has been in the tub for an hour!

Skeeter bites are good luck.

Skinner, I took an oath!

Slimy Prince Limey!

Slink away, boys. Slink away.

Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?

Smithers Junior.

Smithers Senior gave his life to save the plant.

Smithers, get in here! Smithers!

Smithers, I need someone who laughs at all my jokes.

Smithers, make me slap him!

Smithers, you could learn a thing or two from this braying moron.

Smoke on the water

Smokers are jokers! Smokers are jokers!

Smokers are jokers.

Snake? I thought you were in prison.

So anyway, if you take that bottle down and pass it around...

So cold. So cold.

So he could marry your mother and become the king!

So he learned to open his heart.

So hot. So sticky.

So how much you look alikes make?

So I can watch my wife spend the rest of her life

So I foreclosed on her mortgage and took her cats.

So I guess you can't destroy Earth,

So I guess you could say

So I make one up. I am just pulling stuff out of my ass.

So I threw the SuperBall so hard

So I took the liberty of creating a new hero for your wall.

So I'll have these two dolls do it for me.

So I'm walking by the Oval Office.

So it's a good thing she died,

So let me get this straight.

So Lisa, do you have a date for the harvest dance?

So long, suckers!

So many dings.

So many previews. So many previews. So many previews.

So much for Mr. I Can Button My Own Shirt.

So much for the legendary gypsy hospitality.

So no 10:30 show?

So our relationship is over, is that what you're saying?

So pack your...

So people can spank you from their cars.

So sit back, relax And watch our revue

So take off, hoser!

So that means I don't have to pay the fare?

So that's how it's gonna be, huh?

So that's how you ended your career?

So the substitute teacher comes in

So the tourists wouldn't be offended.

So there's no need to lure my dad into the trap I set for him.

So to win Greta back, I have to go to Toronto.

So unless they have a television in there

So wait a minute. Wait a minute.

So we can all have Thanksgiving dinner together in this bar.

So we can enter The Duff Book of World Records!

So we're going to start with basic toad to prince spells.

So what are you doing here?

So what does this cartoon "mean"?

So what dorm do you live in?

So what you talking about? Something interesting?

So what? Mr. Burns is dead!

So you go over there and you win her back.

So, back in the old bed. I never realized it was so wide.

So, Bart, when does the killing start?

So, butter your bacon!

So, can we keep the stuff we stole?

So, got to pee, huh?

So, have you got the $50,000?

So, hot snow falls up?

So, how are we enjoying the festivities?

So, how was your day? Did anything unbelievable happen?

So, I guess you wouldn't mind if I was to dig a hole of my own?

So, I make a few practice dinners before showtime.

So, I says to Myrna, I says, "That guy's a bum!"

So, it is noticeable.

So, it is very thoughtless.

So, it's opposite land! Crooks chase cops, cats have puppies.

So, it's standardized testing time again.

So, let's just turn that minus into a plus.

So, Lisa says by killing their enemy I became the alpha crow.

So, Marge, tell.

So, my mellow fellow citizens,

So, no!

So, Professor, tell us about Operation Hoyvin Mayvin.

So, say a bittersweet farewell

So, shall I pick you up at 8:00?

So, sing it now

So, sitting on the bed, eh?

So, tell me more about your day at the DMV.

So, the good news is church revenues are up 1,073%.

So, what are you into?

So, what do you think of the new joint?

So, what do you want to do with it?

So, what if it did?

So, what shall we do tomorrow? Go grousing?

So, when somebody says I was an embarrassment to the country,

So, you guys come here all the time?

So, you know, bear with me.

So, you think you know better than this family, huh?

So, you want me to find your husband?

So, you're a baby, huh? How's that working out for you?

So, you're back on the winning team?

So, you're just going to pay lip service to our church?

So, you're just going to pay lip service to our church?

So, you're saying I should keep trying?

So, Your Honor, if you're going to punish

So... It cost you nothing.

Soaring majestically, like a candy wrapper caught in an updraft.

Soft music, and horse tranquilizers.

Some people enjoy being alone, Mom.

Some say they're cursed.

Some sort of death race?

Some special time.

Somebody does care!

Somebody shout out a location!

Somebody tell me!

Someone call 911.

Someone gouge my eyes!

Someone stole my Malibu Stacy collection!

Someone will take his place.

Someone's behind the curtain. It could be Claudius.

Someone's done her henpecking.

Someone's yellow belly is showing.

Something else happened in that quarry.

Something else.

Something frightening must have happened.

Something indoorsy.

Something smells delicious!

Something you did? No! Something you saw?

Sometimes, he buys us beer.

Somewhere out there Ronaldo is waiting to be found.

Son of a...

Son, can you forgive an old fool?

Son, how's it going with the breakfast pâté?

Son, it's a little chilly.

Son, it's not only a great play,

Son, we are about to break the surly bonds of gravity

Sorry don't suture my colon! And you're off my show forever!

Sorry for the clip show

Sorry for what? Saving your father's life?

Sorry, bub. That crow won't caw.

Sorry, but this is the business we've chosen.

Sorry, guys. But you two have put me off dating for at least four years.

Sorry, Homer.

Sorry, I've already put my clown down.

Sorry, Milhouse.

Sorry, Monty. I was feeding Waylon Junior.

Sorry, Mrs. S. He was kind of disrupting things at work.

Sorry, Shaggy.

Sorry! Just... Just let me get...

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. He seems nice.

Sorry. Sometimes I forget.

Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. We already solved it.

Sorry. What are you guys talking about? I was making fractals.

Sounds like a plan.

Sounds like America's enemies are at it again.

Soup! Soup!

Soy ghettiOs!

Space air is flooding in.

Spare no one.

Speaking of death,

Spectacular! Now we must celebrate. I'll get some Champagne iola!

Spend a night in a haunted house and leave right now.

Spill it, moneybags.

Spill it.

Splash! Splash! Splash!

Splendid, Batsy. You've done it again.

Spoil sport!

Springfield is the world's fattest town!

Springfield Preparatory School?

Springfield's cake hole has been shut forever.

Squishee Lady, you've had less than eight kids, haven't you?

Stan Lee came back?

Stan Lee insulted me.

Stan Lee never left.

Stand away from milady.

Stanford. This family has hit rock bottom.

Staring at our hands, although... Wow!

Start inhaling, Waylon.

Start the movie!

Start the movie! Start the movie!

Start the movie! Start the...

Statistics show that old people drive

Stay back, coppers!

Step on it, Mom! Dad's signaling that he wants to go higher!

Step one, let's sell some ad space.

Stephen Hawking! Stephen Hawking!

Steven Bochco could kick Shakespeare's ass!

Still looking for a new faith? Yeah.

Stole the Loch Ness monster, got shot by a baby,

Stole the Loch Ness monster, got shot by a baby,

Stop endangering yourself. Stop endangering yourself.

Stop fighting!

Stop it now!

Stop it, Homer!

Stop it! The more you rock, the angrier I get!

Stop it! You're stretching out my skin.

Stop looking at me! Keep dancing!

Stop saying that, Dad.

Stop saying that!

Stop screaming, Homer.

Stop that dog! It has my gum!

Stop the madness! Start the movie!

Stop what you're doing!

Stop zapping yourself!

Straight up, Marge. That hoochie only likes you because you can drive.

Stroke me clover. Say me name.

Stroke, stroke, stroke!

Strom Thurmond will live another 100 years.

Studied?

Stuff kept coming up. Mostly car related. Piece of crap.

Stupid Bart toon.

Stupid king of Troy.

Stupid lawn chair!

Stupid Lisa!

Stupid sexy Flanders!

Suck!

Suckers!

Suckers!

Suckers!

Suckers.

Sugar

Sugar free donuts!

Sugar is not only fattening,

Sugar is pouring into the water!

Sugar! Need sugar!

Sugar's made my Ralphie hyperactive.

Summer school and regular school.

Super.

Super. Now if you'll gather round, I'd like to say a few words.

Sure thing, alky.

Sure thing, mousy.

Sure, I said I loved him, but never that I was in love with him.

Sure, let's give it a shot.

Sure, sonny.

Sure, why not? School ain't helping you.

Sure.

Sure. I'll join your lawsuit.

Sure. When a man does it, it's smutty. But if a woman did it...

Surely the innocent soul of a child will redeem mankind!

Surprise her with a pasta salad.

Surprise me!

Surprise me.

Surrender or prepare to be sunk!

Susan Anton?

Sweet Penelope, you're just as beautiful as you were when I left.

Sweet Toledo! What's keeping that dress on?

Sweet.

Sweet. Let's go nuts.

Sweet. Sweet. Sweet!

Swell.

Swing!

Take him outside.

Take it back! Take it back!

Take me to the hotel

Take off! It's a beauty way to go!

Take off! To the Great White North!

Take off! To the Great White North!

Take off...

Take out the trash!

Takes you back to the golden age of radio theater.

Taking time off from your jobs.

Talk about what? Sports? Bigamy?

Tanks? Oh, this is just too inaccurate.

Taxi!

Technically the cobra would get the record. He's the one playing.

Ted Turner's just a hologram. Now, we got to think.

Tee one up for me, catty.

Teeming with impulse buy items.

Teen vandals smashing the bar! Moe's gonna kill me!

Tell my young sweetheart here of our youthful exploits.

Tell that to the good men who just lost their lives.

Tell that woman it's over between you and her.

Tell them to go to hell!

Tend to make audience members blurt out hidden secrets.

Tennessee Ernie Ford? Now, I know you're dead.

Test. Test. Roses are red. April is the cruelest month.

Tethered? Tethered.

Texas.

Than all of you put together.

Than with this 2,000 page sleeping pill.

Thank God his pants stayed on.

Thank God I'm out of matches! Oh, no. Here's another one.

Thank God you're okay.

Thank you for dating Mr. Movie Phone.

Thank you so much.

Thank you very much, you big fat blabbermouth!

Thank you, Erin Choco snitch!

Thank you, Marge. You sure do love cooking.

Thank you, SpringShield!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. And now, a man who's a real pothead.

Thank you. Now you are Emily Dickinson.

Thank you. Thank you very, very much, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you. You've been very helpful.

Thanks a lot, ass wipe!

Thanks a lot, everybody.

Thanks for coming, Mr. McCoy. We cooked your favorites.

Thanks for listening, Dad.

Thanks for saving my husband, Chief.

Thanks for the hookup, Wolfie.

Thanks for understanding.

Thanks for your help with the anchor, guys. Guys?

Thanks, Bob.

Thanks, Dad. Thanks, Dad.

Thanks, great.

Thanks, guys.

Thanks, kids.

Thanks, Lise. Now let's try to forget this nightmare.

Thanks, Mom.

Thanks! I'll see you in heaven!

Thanks. You're an angel.

That actually burns off calories.

That Apu isn't living at home anymore.

That better be medicinal!

That better be Wardrobe.

That body must still be out there.

That calls for another beer.

That car's as big as all outdoors!

That caterpillar is screaming.

That commercial is very effective.

That company's ruining the whole town's health,

That constable is ticketing my car!

That could mean your family, Homer.

That could not be more blasphemous.

That counts as your phone call.

That donkey is such a bad influence on you.

That e mail. Look, I got a little drunk and we were...

That fortune promised me true love.

That fortune really nailed me, and my winning ways.

That giggle is none of my business, or is it?

That guy is freaky. Well, here's your sugar.

That guy's hilarious.

That guy's hilarious. His reaction would be priceless.

That gypsy said horrible things will happen to everyone you love.

That had nothing to do with the bucket.

That hurts.

That I do, sir.

That I would take that necklace as a bribe.

That irritating, intoxicating music with a beat

That is a false analogy.

That is called parenting. I'm going to Moe's.

That is just grotesque.

That is not a worm!

That is so interesting.

That is the stupidest story I ever heard.

That just provides sexual release.

That little girl sure loved dots.

That little nerd saved my life.

That man took my diamond necklace.

That means Dad's not a kidnapper, he's a hostage!

That means our murderer could be on the other side of this hatch.

That minivan had the biggest cup holders.

That one ain't moving.

That one means good vittles. Sexy daughter.

That painting is made of liquor.

That paper towel lumberjack is coming here for dinner tonight.

That party hearty attitude is a registered

That pig looks like Lenny.

That place had a Manson Family vibe.

That poor little boy. We've got to find him.

That quilt was made by my grandmother!

That really covers the cat crap.

That really hurt.

That red ball more "engaging. "

That sends your inhibitions packing?

That Sheila. She's given you problems before, hasn't she?

That sounds great!

That sounds like a lie.

That the days can't be like the nights

That thing knows me better than I know myself.

That voice could use a little personality.

That was a DWI!

That was a group effort.

That was a wonderful day for us.

That was at my expense!

That was close.

That was my thumb.

That was one lousy Career Day.

That was terrible.

That was The 5th Dimension with Weddings are Nice.

That was the prop comedy of the sea captain.

That was weird.

That wasn't part of the deal.

That way!

That will help all of you break out of the roles you're stuck in.

That will last for a thousand sambas!

That woman is taking advantage of you.

That would be so great.

That you collect giant wooden animals.

That you put into every cartoon?

That you'll forget all about Rudolph Valentino.

That young adult is Lisa!

That young adult looks like Lisa.

That's $912.

That's a good one.

That's a great idea!

That's a sweet shot. He's tied to a chair.

That's all I ever asked.

That's baby corn.

That's been my space since 1981.

That's better.

That's better.

That's better.

That's funny!

That's funny. Because this is how I got the job the first time.

That's going straight to my five thighs.

That's gonna buy him a lot of swings in the old batting cage.

That's great, champ. I know you've been wanting that.

That's great. But so are the wolves and cougars!

That's him!

That's hobgoblin.

That's it, baby. Welcome to Marvin Gardens.

That's it, boy! It's time for your bath!

That's it, boys! Burn it all!

That's it, Pinsky.

That's it, Simpson. I'm gonna kick you right in the ball.

That's it!

That's it!

That's it! I'm blowing off the dance!

That's it! I'm going home! Which way to Ithaca?

That's it! Nobody messes with my little girl!

That's it! They have awoken a sleeping giant.

That's it! We're just going to have to pay for that call to Brazil!

That's it! We're out of here!

That's it.

That's it. Bring it on!

That's it. From now on, I'm growing all our vegetables myself.

That's it. No more chat rooms for you!

That's jam packed with answers.

That's just a dog in a spacesuit!

That's just a skip rope rhyme.

That's just you, Bart.

That's lucky.

That's muy picante!

That's my boy.

That's my brother.

That's my little slugger.

That's my name.

That's my reward.

That's my seeing eye. The right one's my winking eye.

That's nice work, Lou. Lock him up.

That's not a real skeleton, it's a Halloween costume.

That's not a sunset. That's a bird on fire.

That's not bad. Come with me.

That's not tense enough. It's making light of the situation.

That's not the R. E.M. way.

That's not you talking. That's the honey mustard dressing!

That's not you talking. That's the honey mustard dressing!

That's odd. He's outside digging.

That's okay, Marge. You're a good wet blanket.

That's okay, Mom. Today's law schools are churning out 2.1 lawyers

That's opinion, not news!

That's plan B.

That's practically a death sentence!

That's quite an ear. Have some money.

That's right, Flanders I'm talking about you

That's right, Liser.

That's right, local distributor.

That's right! I married that chick.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right. And in February, it's hot?

That's right. Artie Ziff's fake prom.

That's right. It's me, Judge Harm,

That's right. They have powers.

That's Russell Crow, Cameron Crow,

That's sad. All those kids.

That's sensible.

That's so obvious. It should be Gary Oldman.

That's that nuclear plant they just opened.

That's the best one.

That's the glitziest "Welcome To" sign ever!

That's the kind of thing you just gotta know.

That's the perfect gift.

That's very nice, honey. That'll buy you

That's very sweet, Artie.

That's what Gabriel would've wanted.

That's what I get for sitting up front, eh?

That's what I told Lisa.

That's what I would do.

That's what we call the gay guy who lives with us.

That's what you said about the telemarketing scams.

That's why Bill Clinton is our new mailman.

That's why I called the orphanage. But they said he disappeared.

That's why I created the President's Council on Physical Fitness, yes.

That's why you young athletes are so promising.

The "House" always wins!

The "X" is for "Extreme. "

The age difference is just too...

The anger would've overwhelmed Homer's system.

The baby continues to reminisce.

The band hasn't worked since the wrap party for James at 16.

The best thing about a gypsy wedding is I'm not the hairiest woman here.

The books no one buys get chopped up and fed to pigs.

The Bridge column.

The bubble makes everything shimmer and glow.

The Camptown ladies sing this song

The Camptown ladies sing this song

The Camptown racetrack's five miles long

The charity mailed me this video.

The clown is down.

The collective will of everyone in this room!

The cops were chasing us. I needed to lighten the load.

The creator of Danger Dog, Geoff Jenkins!

The Dark Lord Montymort. Absorber of souls, sucker of essence.

The day we got our elephant.

The Demolition Derby?

The drunkenness, the ambiguous sexuality...

The face of divorce is not as beautiful as I had hoped.

The fate of your planet rests on one human being,

The feta is cheesy The Sirens are easy

The final signatures required to place it on the ballot

The former president of Procter & Gamble!

The future. Have you heard about this Internet thing?

The game is crazy enough as it is.

The geek shall inherit the earth.

The government just painted them bright colors

The governor says he hopes you're a twitcher!

The Gritz Carlton Hotel.

The gypsy said it would.

The heat's been on since them Bush girls were in here.

The hell you will!

The home told us you were dead.

The Incredible Shrinking McBain.

The Indian rope trick has become the Indian nope trick.

The investors meeting is in 20 minutes!

The Itchy & Scratchy Show

The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

The KBBL Prize Posse!

The kids growing up. Grandchildren.

The killer bees are just curious

The kind I like wrapped around me.

The kind Moe's used to be.

The kind we television producers

The kind where we stay home

The lady knows funny.

The lady said no.

The league folded.

The local temperature in Rio de Janeiro

The looters stole me glass eye!

The mayor's barf is worse than his bite.

The Missus prefers you call me Simpson.

The model for Burly Paper Towels.

The most famous movie cowboy in the world.

The moustache wax Hitler doesn't use.

The movie we've selected plays at 8:00 p. m.

The murder I did.

The name is Jackington.

The name is Jackington.

The next morning we went out to the old quarry to have a swim.

The next time you see my name will be in the hobo obituaries.

The nice people want to hear the real words.

The nursing home was not responsible.

The nylon has been released!

The old church was skewing pious.

The old one sat out for a little while.

The one I didn't make and Marge didn't make

The one place you can wear a tiara and not look crazy.

The one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy.

The only friend you need is SpringShield.

The only kind of pain a man can understand.

The only thing she's guilty of is loving too much.

The only way someone new can get in the book

The other way.

The oven light is out.

The perfect crime.

The point is, what's done is done.

The poor thing's in pain.

The porno magazine buyers are too embarrassed to make their move. Look.

The predicate in this sentence?

The Prison Nutcracker Suite is one week away.

The problem must lie elsewhere.

The professor said not to let him get a boner!

The prostitute with the heart of gold.

The race will begin.

The real killer is the man with the braces.

The restraining order says, "No, no. "

The robbers are equipped with the latest in high tech weaponry and body armor.

The second battle of Springfield was fought by the North,

The seriousness of the situation.

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The Simpsons are going to Antarctica next year. This year, Brazil.

The Simpsons are going to Mars!

The South will boogie again!

The South, and the East

The speakers are poor because we're letting just anybody do it.

The Squishee Lady!

The tension is killing me!

The term is "courting. "

The Tony Danza of the A B stanza.

The top suspects, her disgruntled servants, Homer and Marge Simpson.

The town keeps getting bigger.

The town will be yours.

The trap!

The TV!

The United States, Mr. Robert Pinsky.

The wackiest

The Western went the way of the evening newspaper and polio.

The word "unblowupable" is thrown around a lot these days,

The world's most famous Buddhist.

Their concept of individual rights could undermine the power

Their moves and don't seem to care!

Their periodic table has 250 elements!

Them's city names.

Then came the day that changes every couple forever.

Then do these socks.

Then get the Orbit King, with yaw control like you've never seen.

Then how do you explain this?

Then I Am Spock,

Then I burn with her,

Then I hold my nose thusly. What do you think, Smithers?

Then I shred the list and put it in his food.

Then I totally stabbed him.

Then I'd be making a difference.

Then I'll have the sweet and sour rice.

Then I'll stick with crap hole.

Then I've gotta kill him.

Then it hits me. I've become a clown.

Then it means I've figured out

Then it's settled.

Then it's settled. The Simpsons are going to Brazil!

Then my work is done.

Then perhaps you should be taught a lesson by us,

Then Six Brides For Seven Brothers.

Then the restaurant will have to give us that booth.

Then they flush them down the toilet.

Then we'll go right back to being friends.

Then what is?

Then where was he when you stole the police car?

Then why don't I hear any sleep screams?

There goes my turn.

There have been so many classic Simpson moments.

There he is! Oh, wait. You said brown hair, right?

There is a dress code on this beach. But we can help you.

There is a small group committed

There is no XFL this year.

There is the island.

There it is!

There it is! Wolfcastle's movie set!

There must be some harebrained, half assed way...

There must be someone who can use a man around the house,

There never was a Mrs. Bellamy.

There seems to be some sort of communiqué!

There she goes.

There she is, boy.

There she is!

There was one in a cage, but he wasn't moving.

There we go. Dump all that medical marijuana on there.

There we go. How's that?

There you go, doll.

There you go.

There you go. A Laffy Meal for you,

There, I said it!

There. Right as rain.

There'll be millions of people watching you.

There's a cat on a table and no one seems to care.

There's a diamond necklace in it for you.

There's a new judge in town

There's a voice in my head that drives my heel

There's got to be a million kids here. We'll never find Ronaldo.

There's half eaten cupcakes everywhere. We're all out of paper clips.

There's no drugs out there.

There's no muscle stronger than the human heart.

There's no shame in it.

There's no time to let today's lecture sink in!

There's nothing eating me up inside.

There's nothing on that helicopter for me.

There's nothing to be afraid of.

There's only one way my show can compete with this.

There's Shannen Doherty. Didn't you have a thing with her?

There's something wrong with the reactor core.

These alternative rockers, and my favorite bartender.

These are divorce papers! Consider yourself served!

These are hobo signs.

These are not tears! We are vomiting from our eyes!

These are props from one of my dad's movies,

These are so easy. It's obviously Tom Hanks.

These burglar outfits for real,

These children back into the forest.

These courtside seats are great.

These fortunes are terrible.

These girls are brilliant.

These hilarious health professionals

These hotels are made of Legos. Bart, you're cheating!

These new pews are so comfy.

These old people are being kept alive

These trees are our national heritage!

These will be great for advancing our research.

These would stop Joan Collins herself!

They are wasabi infused with a portobello glaze.

They burned down the gambling house

They call me mellow yellow, quite rightly

They call them fingers, but I never see them fing.

They change it to "smile. "

They chose me.

They couldn't catch a cold with a cold catching thing.

They discontinued the cobbler.

They Fight, and Bite They Fight and Fight and Bite

They had a magnum at the shoe counter. Now for...

They hated the victim.

They have $1,200.

They let me stay up all night!

They put spells on you!

They ruined my best fortune.

They say it's a gateway drug.

They should take a good look at themselves

They told me it would be like this on the outside.

They took my gun, they took my badge.

They took Nick at Nite And made it a town

They understand you're too old.

They went belly up like all the other Internet companies.

They were just trying to drink your sweet, sweet eye juices.

They were pictures that the whole family could enjoy.

They weren't trying to blind you.

They wrote me out of the show and it became Room 222.

They'd be furious.

They'll never stop the Simpsons

They'll think of Trojans.

They're all grown by the vegetable division of Union Carbide.

They're attacking again.

They're dead? No, they just got lousy jobs.

They're exactly what I need to forget about my first husband.

They're living my dream, and you won't let me join them!

They're out of control!

They're supposed to predict stuff

They're thinking of spraying your old man's workspace for ticks.

They're to tell other hobos if a place is friendly or not.

They're trying to jump your claim!

They's worth five dollars a day county money.

They've got chocolate milk now?

Things started out great. I ate what my mother ate.

Think again, dirtbag.

Think nothing of it, Marge.

Think you can Irish up this coffee for me?

This address must be wrong.

This ain't over.

This air conditioning is better than any truant officer.

This barely qualifies as news. I'm Kent Brockman.

This battlefield is rife with inaccuracy.

This be a superball.

This beer's deliskous. I'm gonna saves me wife.

This better be good because you are interrupting my faithfulness...

This campus is so lush and verdant.

This can't be good for my pacemaker.

This cannon is gonna be full when I go off.

This castle! Okay.

This child thinks of nothing but trendy Hollywood celebrities.

This comic strip is lame and derivative.

This cookie feels heavy, as if there's some paper inside.

This corn doesn't look so big.

This day just keeps getting better and better.

This dude does the best Flanders!

This ends here!

This ends here!

This family needs a live wire, but it's just not me.

This fellow never bellows, quite rightly

This game makes no sense.

This game makes no sense.

This gentleman here can write better fortunes

This guy's always on!

This has been a Bart toon presentation.

This has been a Gracie Films presentation!

This has been one of the most magical evenings of my life.

This has been the worst Flag Day ever.

This have to do with healing your eyes?

This is a crow bar! See? They got the little stools and everything.

This is a little embarrassing. Goodbye now.

This is a shell that, to me, this is just me talking.

This is all my fault.

This is Constable Wiggums. We'll be right there.

This is for love, Dad. Someday you'll feel what I feel.

This is going great!

This is going right to the orphanage.

This is gravel. Okay? Gravel.

This is great.

This is horrible. My spit takes all have blood in them.

This is it. This is the old quarry.

This is Kent Brockman here at Springfield Elementary,

This is launch master Homer counting down,

This is Lindsay Naegle.

This is not a good time!

This is partly my fault.

This is people working?

This is perfect.

This is pretty far to go just to spite Moe.

This is ridiculous.

This is Ronaldo's orphanage.

This is so like our lives.

This is supposed to be our special time together.

This is the best party of my life.

This is the biggest thing that's happened to me since chocolate milk!

This is the face that launched a thousand ships,

This is the gay pride parade! Woo hoo!

This is the happiest day of my life.

This is the life we chose.

This is the only time.

This is the single greatest day of my life!

This is the Springfield Retirement Castle.

This is the worst thing you've ever done!

This is the worst thing you've ever done!

This is where we invented the lambada and the macarena.

This is your captain speaking.

This is... That's more gravel. Okay. Oh!

This is... That's more gravel. Okay. Oh!

This isn't my wand.

This job sure is easy. Now, to press this button.

This job will be perfect.

This just arrived, Herr Baron.

This just in.

This just in. The Marijuana Re Criminalization Initiative

This little baby has made me more popular than ever.

This little trap is gonna make

This looks like a job for my authorized look alike.

This looks suspicious.

This marriage just got interesting.

This mysterious man with braces

This one takes place in a make believe kingdom called France.

This one's from Gunfight at the Museum of Natural History.

This pamphlet contains the teachings of the Buddha.

This phony gypsy just wants to rip you off.

This place is amazing.

This place is so boring!

This place is so dull. The 911 button is covered with dust.

This place looks like it's from the not too distant future.

This punishment is so cruel.

This round's on me, Moe! I got a big payday coming.

This school has everything.

This should be the greatest night of my life.

This should be the greatest night of my life.

This sounds like a case that only the Simpson family can solve.

This Squishee's awful.

This stuff can make anything funny,

This stuff is gold.

This sugar shark is delicious. Ow! Hey, he bit me back!

This suit used to belong to Judy Garland.

This thing pays for itself.

This town has laws against impersonating movie characters.

This town will no longer be known as "America's Sorrow. "

This war has gone on for too long.

This was supposed to be a mock battle!

This whole thing was a joke?

This'll really help with my speed dating.

This'll teach that stupid chair!

Those are all wonderful things,

Those are his favorites!

Those guys are way off.

Those inscrutable Americans. What are they up to now?

Those Internet guys to hold tight.

Those Jay Leno monologues! Oh, my God! He did it!

Those lousy Muppets have been taking

Those strings pulling me every which way

Those tough Meals on Wheels steaks.

Those two longshoremen found love.

Those were my friends?

Those weren't bullies. That's a bully.

Three wars back we called sauerkraut "liberty cabbage,"

Three years.

Three, two, one...

Through the magic of fiber optics.

Throughout the courting process,

Throw on that sack of barber hair.

Throw some Nikes at his head.

Throw this bum out.

Thus ends the rule of law.

Thus ends the rule of law.

Till the next one

Till you've heard him through five speakers.

Time for Brazil's favorite kids' show, Teleboobies.

Time to begin

Time to check in on our little sweetie pie.

Time to go, Greta.

Time to put this ordeal behind me.

Time's up! The answer is beer!

To a life of obesity and diabetes!

To accomplish something as a family.

To Amber, who proves there are seconds in the buffet of life.

To bringing sugar back to this town

To care so much about your husband.

To get what I wanted.

To get where you are today.

To hell with you!

To Homer Simpson and SpringShield!

To keep Homer away from the buffet!

To keep Springfield in, out of,

To let me spend a weekend alone

To like my steam powered super spider.

To make a hole.

To make love in front of our son,

To may to, to mah to.

To once again honor you World War II veterans.

To pass the time, help yourself to some more stock.

To people? People with heads? Maybe. Sometimes.

To re criminalize medicinal marijuana.

To see if I was truly sent by God.

To see if I was truly sent by God.

To serve beverages of a refreshing nature.

To show him where hip young people go.

To someone in this audience tonight.

To start your first Flanders day.

To such a selfless and loving man.

To such old friends as mud pies,

To the Choco Blasted Baby Aspirin,

To the Hamptons!

To the laundry room!

To the Puck mobile!

To the top of Sugar Loaf Mountain.

To where? How about Orgasmville! You... Hello? Hello?

Today I declare Springfield "Fat City, USA!"

Today the judge wants you to bend over

Today we will meet a man who couldn't open his mouth,

Today we're going to talk about predicates and predicate nominatives.

Today's readings come from Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.

Today's the day we play badminton with them.

Tofu and gluten.

Tonight I'll be reading from a copy of my book

Tonight she'll perform the classic levitating dragon trick.

Tonight you get the prom you always deserved.

Tonight, we invite both Manjula and Apu for dinner,

Tonight, When Dinosaurs Get Drunk...

Tonight? Well, you better get your hopes up.

Tonight's episode... "Excuse Me While I Kill The Sky. "

Too bad real women don't come with these, huh?

Too bad! You've already signed the deal!

Took another step forward today as supporters collected

Top suspects?

Tough guy attitude, macho tattoos,

Toying with a human life for TV ratings.

Tra la la, la la la!

Trademark of the Duff Corporation.

Tramp.

Trojans.

True love at last!

Truly, you are the greatest generation.

Trust me, son. You'll be fine.

Trust me. He'll say it, or I'll bust him down to Thursday night vespers.

Trusting every aspect of our lives to a giant computer

Try my Rice Krispie squares.

Try to remember back when you were 12.

Turkey turkey turkey turkey turkey! Nobody's gonna kill you.

Turkeys, the only animal smarter than man.

Turn left here.

Turn that down! You call that music?

Twenty more terms!

Twenty of your mortal years,

Two million. It is done.

Two million. So?

Two Mississippi...

Two ration stamps and an artillery shell full of oleo!

Two seniors, please.

Two subway cops and a guy who works on Wall Street.

Two young Yankee Doodles have turned this match into a dandy.

Uh huh!

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh oh!

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh. Come on, old girl. Show them what you got.

Uh oh. Crotch the weed, man.

Uh oh. There's my supervisor.

Uh oh. We'll have to bleep their names.

Uh uh.

Uh, God says we should just be friends.

Uh, Greta, it's me.

Uh, Homer, that was yesterday.

Uh, Homer. My face is up here.

Uh, I don't think our house has a steeple.

Uh, it's actually blue wire to yellow wire.

Uh, please, everyone! Stay away!

Uh, we didn't order that.

Uh, we'll wait for the next one.

Uh, yeah. I'll have the shark butt with butt sauce.

Uh, yes, uh, heaven.

Uh, yes. Yes.

Uh, yourself at 12 years old.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... Just the radio, dear.

Uh... Whatever it may be.

Uh... Whatever it may be.

Ullman shorts, Christmas show

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um... Did she say she used to be a dude?

Um... No.

Um... The rabbits are cute.

Um... You want to go swimming?

Under starry skies above

Under the Reversal of Freedoms Act of 1994.

Under what has been dubbed "Marge's Law,"

Unexplained bacon.

Unguarded breakfasts. The sweetest taboo.

Unless I testify against you.

Unless you are an employee

Unless you're being ironic, turn that off now.

Unless...

Unregardless, I will no longer be a slave to this!

Until tonight, sir.

Until you sign the deal.

Up there.

Upstairs? I hit the jackpot!

USA! USA!

Use both hands!

Usurper of the throne!

Vendors, start your gouging!

Verdict? Is that what we were supposed to do?

Very disappointing.

Very good. And now, let the battle be joined.

Very good. Our next topic, "My Son Still Wets the Bed. "

Very profound.

Very well, Marge. I see you'll never feel

Very well, Viejo.

Very well. I'm not gonna be Angry Dad for one day longer!

Very well. Let's do this thing.

Vibrate for me, footstool.

Victory?

Victory.

Wait a minute, Homer.

Wait a minute, you two timing spot of light.

Wait a minute! I didn't use that much poison!

Wait a minute! This isn't on the list!

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Blood in the Bronco, the cuts on his hands,

Wait a minute. I remember falling in the mud.

Wait a minute. Look at the scale!

Wait a minute. This isn't Cedars Sinai.

Wait a minute. Xena can't fly.

Wait a minute. You're all from Russia?

Wait a second. Angry Dad is me.

Wait, I know

Wait, my dear. I think you'll find

Wait, something's wrong.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So, in August, it's cold?

Wait, wait, wait!

Wait, wait, wait. Homer's trying to make a guess.

Wait, wait! That's a suggestion, not a threat.

Wait, wait! You forgot to eat a light bulb.

Wait! I have been sent to lead the French army to victory!

Wait! Look at the screen!

Wait! Stop the music!

Wait! What about Maggie's memories?

Wait! You went to a sugar factory?

Wait. I'm to blame, Judge.

Wait. It was the second one.

Wait. This is just a shaved puppy.

Wait. You really think Marge is gonna fall for this guy?

Waiting for my wife. She has a surprise for me.

Wake up, you lousy drunk!

Walking to hell and back again

Walking to hell and back again

Want a chocolate?

Want to come along, Noodle Neck?

Was it drugs or a car crash Or facelift gone wrong?

Was much better than anti lock brakes.

Was the smartest thing we ever did.

Watch and learn, you dinks.

Watch me take advantage of his good mood.

Watch me!

Watch me!

Watch what happens when I spill this blue liquid.

Water, eh?

Way ahead of you, Marge.

Way to go, Buck. I feel my faith growing anew!

Waylon Smithers Senior.

We all have dreams. Mine is of a free Tibet.

We all know you're the Great Humungus!

We appreciate your coming to comfort us. But we're not Catholic.

We are family

We are family

We are gathered here this Memorial Day

We are mollified!

We are mollified!

We are not paying this bill.

We are now developing our most powerful dance, the penetrada.

We are prepared to use force!

We are so there!

We better call the police.

We better do something about this.

We better get him home.

We better scram.

We better send in the Negotia bot.

We called them men.

We can be like they are

We can carry on. Michael Eisner's been dead for five years.

We can learn much from this innocent one.

We can wait all night, people.

We can't afford this now, but when it's time for college,

We can't attack her while she's got that wand.

We can't take his money.

We could come with you.

We could sing a song if you don't mind being Mickey Rooney.

We cover for each other as a family.

We did it! Springfield rules!

We don't have them. We're like Cher.

We don't need TV to have family fun.

We don't serve Duff no more.

We don't take kindly to transvestite chimpanzees here in Pine Corners!

We don't use the "I" word in this house.

We don't want anyone to be a hero! A hero! A hero!

We find Itchy at the counter of his butcher shop.

We find out what five minus three is!

We find the defendants guilty.

We flushed your sin sticks down to hell.

We found you smoldering in the bushes.

We got a Malaysian beer that's better than Duff.

We got an undercover guy who's infiltrating the mob.

We got to get out and stop that initiative!

We gotta coordinate on this thing.

We had a good run.

We hate her, Homer.

We have $1,200.

We have a kitchen?

We have a person to person call for Marge Simpson.

We have a special this month. Mr. Blackwell debates Mr. T.

We have a winner!

We have to disable its central processor. Come on!

We have to do something to save that marriage.

We have to go save Homer.

We have to sign up plaintiffs and take depositions from the townspeople.

We haven't seen Barney since they enveloped him.

We heard you lost your driving privileges.

We hope you don't have a horse.

We just call them nuts here.

We just have to find it!

We just used a different duvet cover.

We leave Springfield forever.

We melted for him. Now he's gonna do likewise.

We never ever made whoopee, or even mouth whoopee!

We noticed your "sky rotechnics" and thought we'd join in.

We now return to The Planet from Outer Space.

We nuns cannot fly.

We prefer a faith based emporium,

We promise. We promise.

We said good day!

We shall destroy the environment

We shot this at 4:00 in the morning,

We should make these transfers in a safer place.

We take you now live to Barney's Bowlarama

We tried, but a recording said

We want to sue the sugar industry

We welcome our savior, Joan of Arc.

We were gonna have an intervention.

We were in the greenroom. I had so much shrimp.

We were looking for Lisa!

We were playing foursquare and I called no double taps,

We weren't going to go after last year's unpleasantness.

We will not destroy the Earth! On one condition.

We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas

We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas

We wish... We wish...

We wouldn't have become ushers.

We'd be making love

We'd better stay inside, at least until the squirrels stop melting.

We'd do everything together.

We'd like to turn Angry Dad into an animated series.

We'll also provide you with a prescription bong.

We'll catch ourselves a leprechaun using these Lucky Charms as bait.

We'll do our best. Now, let's get going!

We'll get started as soon as the previous class

We'll get to that! Right now, I think we need some time apart!

We'll have to go back to teaching.

We'll just go down to the phone company and straighten it out.

We'll need a go between to get it away from her.

We'll never find him there.

We'll never find the body under all this water.

We'll never know, sir.

We'll return to our film after these very loud messages.

We'll see about that.

We'll see about that. One, two, three...

We'll sex you up

We'll track down Simpson with your vehicle's anti theft system.

We're all being punished because you trashed her office.

We're all here tonight for one reason.

We're bankrupt. The stock is at zero.

We're coming up on Mount Carlmore.

We're eating genetically modified vegetables.

We're free!

We're free! Your mother set us free!

We're French! We don't even have a word for it!

We're gay. We're glad.

We're going to build the world's tallest human pyramid!

We're gonna go spend Christmas with Moe,

We're gonna roll down the hill.

We're here! We're queer! Get used to it!

We're in love, Snake.

We're in minute two of this standoff. What's the situation, Chief?

We're investigating a possible murder case.

We're just rehearsing The Motion Picture.

We're married till death do us part.

We're married? But how?

We're never going to find him.

We're not paying our bill, so the phone company shut off our service.

We're out of milk.

We're re branding it.

We're rehearsing a play.

We're rocking great!

We're supposed to bring the ransom money

We're taking a trip through time.

We're the baddest punks in our age bracket!

We're the Moe Szyslak Experience, featuring Homer.

We're the performers You thought were dead

We're trying to uncover a hidden trauma in my dad's childhood.

We're wasting more energy than Ricky Martin's girlfriend.

We've been beyond patient!

We've been charged for calls to Brazil that we didn't make.

We've got a little planning to do. Step into my office.

We've got Star Wars Monopoly.

We've got such a great show tonight.

We've got to do something! But what?

We've got to get these toy poodles to the pet shop.

We've got to think of a plan.

We've got what people never get. A second chance.

We've gotta get home before someone sees us.

We've gotta go after them!

We've gotta put an electrode there to ground the brain stem.

We've just dressed it up a little.

We've met Rainier Wolfcastle,

We've met you many times, Miss Naegle.

We've recovered the flame!

We've siphoned off extra power from the orphanage.

Wear your love like heaven

Wear your love like heaven

Wear your love like heaven

Wear your love like heaven

Wear your love like heaven

Welcome back to Inside The Actors Studio.

Welcome to Afternoon Yak.

Welcome to Career Day. Here to tell to you about his job

Welcome to Dick Cheney's America.

Welcome to m!

Welcome to my island. I am Circe, the sorceress.

Welcome to my lair. You're going to help me.

Welcome to second grade gymnastics.

Welcome, steady customer.

Well done, Bart. But in Brazil, they speak Portuguese.

Well done, Bart. But in Brazil, they speak Portuguese.

Well done, young man

Well nobody out crazies Ophelia.

Well, according to our audience insta poll, 46% say you're too old,

Well, according to this, he's telling the truth.

Well, as long as you're in my house,

Well, as much as humanly possible.

Well, at least it's tasteful.

Well, at least the tips are good.

Well, back in my day, we had a thing called metal.

Well, Bart, did you study your spell book last night?

Well, Bart, you really understand women.

Well, Bart's kind of... No!

Well, can you blame me? Every day it's the same old routine.

Well, Christmas is coming, huh?

Well, come back anytime, pardner.

Well, don't look too hip. You don't want that girl falling for you.

Well, for your information, I can still drive to the store,

Well, geographical convenience, really.

Well, Ginger,

Well, give me some of that Indian memory tea there

Well, good work, Blue hair in Brocko witch.

Well, got to mosey, Homer. Ma'am.

Well, he seemed like a sweet little shrimp.

Well, he would eat all the time.

Well, hello, Pierce.

Well, here's one I did in The Wild Lunch.

Well, hookers and Spider Man.

Well, how do we get to Branson?

Well, I am missing the back of my head.

Well, I can still make a necklace out of them.

Well, I can't argue with the man

Well, I can't do it tomorrow. There's an assembly in his honor.

Well, I do, but I don't want him to think that I am a doormat.

Well, I don't have one from you.

Well, I don't know about that. But don't worry.

Well, I don't know. I just naturally

Well, I don't know. What would Moe say about that?

Well, I don't really have that much.

Well, I don't see how it is. Nobody's even told me your name yet.

Well, I gotta do something before the Viagra kicks in.

Well, I guess that answers that, doesn't it?

Well, I guess we're single again.

Well, I guess you're too good for me, too!

Well, I had a good run.

Well, I hope the investors like it.

Well, I just naturally assumed.

Well, I knew that before I came in here.

Well, I know a coach. But he's tough.

Well, I know he's wishing you'd sign his petition

Well, I never thought the two of you

Well, I remember I used to go hiking a lot

Well, I say the most clothespins

Well, I suppose I could write him a letter.

Well, I sure didn't.

Well, I think we should try the Springfield Speakers Bureau.

Well, I think Westerns are due for a comeback.

Well, I think you all did great.

Well, I think you should get in touch with him,

Well, I thought Dad was the problem,

Well, I thought it wasn't due till Tuesday.

Well, I thought you might be lost hikers.

Well, I was in the mood for something bubbling.

Well, I was thinking of something like,

Well, I'd like to thank you both for cooperating with...

Well, I'd like to trust you, Homer.

Well, I'll be in the kitchen if you need me.

Well, I'll show her.

Well, I'm back from vacation.

Well, I'm glad everyone's all right.

Well, I'm glad to know he died a hero instead of that other way.

Well, I'm going to have a talk with them.

Well, I'm just glad you're back.

Well, I'm just glad you're back.

Well, I'm just saying...

Well, I'm looking for a new faith,

Well, I'm my own toughest critic, but I think it's genius.

Well, I'm not proud of that clip.

Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you gentlemen,

Well, I'm Tina. And this is Carrie.

Well, I've got to do something.

Well, I've never dated anyone with their original hair and teeth.

Well, I've never seen a man

Well, if it makes you feel any better,

Well, if we wanted to live forever,

Well, if you don't feel the way Greta does,

Well, if you like that, listen to this.

Well, in all my years on the bench...

Well, is anything coming back to you?

Well, isn't that a coincidence?

Well, it delivers what it promises.

Well, it hurts now. But the senility will take care of that.

Well, it is highly unorthodox.

Well, it's just you and me here, sir.

Well, it's still the best thing in this class.

Well, la dee da, college girl!

Well, let's see.

Well, look who the fates dragged in.

Well, looks like the end of the line.

Well, luckily, I've got a book right here

Well, Marge told us when you didn't listen,

Well, Marge, we solved the case of the haunted quarry.

Well, maybe it'll be fun. You'll get to spend more time together.

Well, maybe just Matthew and Mark.

Well, maybe.

Well, me saying I'm sorry won't bring him back.

Well, my room is my sanctuary.

Well, next on our agenda, Marge Simpson's devil daughter.

Well, nice work, Inspector Find It!

Well, no one has to draw me a picture!

Well, no wonder you're depressed working in that environment.

Well, not at this time, Your Honor.

Well, not really.

Well, not with that temper.

Well, okay.

Well, okay. But hurry up.

Well, okay. For you, I'll be as dull as Dilbert.

Well, okay. I guess it would go something like this.

Well, right now I'm supposed to be in school.

Well, Santa can take it back because I'm not ruled by material...

Well, she claimed it was maternity leave.

Well, she's run off! With Simpson.

Well, show time.

Well, sir, of course he could. But then again,

Well, so much for the new Homer.

Well, Son, I want to show you how grateful I am.

Well, thank you. Most people just mutter that.

Well, that ad was aimed at children who were already heavy drinkers.

Well, that explains the sign.

Well, that's a no brainer.

Well, that's a pretty big if, honey.

Well, that's easier to chew than that Bambi video.

Well, that's it. This place ain't for me.

Well, that's quite a hole you're digging.

Well, that's the last we'll see of them.

Well, the important thing is they're both safe.

Well, the thing about that is...

Well, the Yaqui Indians brew a special tea that unlocks memories.

Well, then I hope you enjoy your stay in hell.

Well, then no.

Well, then they started pressuring me for more donations,

Well, then you're definitely not going

Well, then, tell the children how hard you studied in school

Well, then, who shot all the gangsters?

Well, there is a medication. Although, it's a little controversial.

Well, there's a surgical option, but it's not cheap.

Well, there's Krusty, Itchy, Scratchy, Poochie, America's Fire Fighters,

Well, they do smell good.

Well, they used to give us champagne till somebody ruined it.

Well, they're both lovely.

Well, think again, son. You're going to juvie.

Well, this is my house.

Well, this is one family that doesn't swing that way!

Well, today I can say, "Yes, I am. "

Well, we almost didn't.

Well, we can't just stand here

Well, we had fun.

Well, we have an officer sneaking around the house, Kent,

Well, we highly value your input,

Well, we knew perfectly well it was addictive.

Well, we tried all those other tools.

Well, we're almost home.

Well, we're in Canada. Let's find something fun!

Well, we're not giving up. We're going to cure you of drinking.

Well, we've all got that voice in our heads telling us to kill.

Well, we've got to find him!

Well, we've seen some wild sweeping here today.

Well, well She use ta be my girl

Well, well, a big muscle bound nerd.

Well, well, Marge Bouvier.

Well, well, well!

Well, well. If it isn't the Doobie Brothers.

Well, well. If it isn't the woman

Well, what about this? The Duff Book of World Records.

Well, what do you kids do all day?

Well, what's the matter with you, champ?

Well, who would my partner be?

Well, why don't you do something about it?

Well, with all due respect, sir,

Well, with all our savings and the money Grampa wired us,

Well, wonderful.

Well, you brought me into this world, so no!

Well, you can forget it.

Well, you can tell she's never had kids.

Well, you do have a present under the tree.

Well, you keep switching back between French and English.

Well, you look like a good student, what with those glasses,

Well, you want to take a look at it anyways just for ha ha's?

Well, you won't be doing that at home.

Well, you'll be happy to know Malibu Stacy's fine.

Well, you're a happy Homer. What's your name, young man?

Well, you're no angel behind the wheel. What about your DUl?

Well, you've come to the right place.

Well, you've turned into a big phony!

Well, your father ate it all!

Well, Your Honor, the court carries it well.

Well?

Well...

Well...

Well... Well, no.

Were there Oompa Loompas?

What a catch.

What a character.

What a charming neighborhood.

What a thing to happen!

What about Hawaiian shirts?

What about Lisa? She's only eight!

What about the Dalai Lama? Who?

What about the wiener? A guy on TV lifted a can of paint with his

What about this dang environment?

What about you, Dr. Hibbert?

What are they doing to the church?

What are they gonna do? Advance on me?

What are they supposed to represent? Eyeballs?

What are those, Grampa?

What are we gonna do?

What are you crying about?

What are you doing here anyway?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing in my corpse hatch?

What are you doing, Dad?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? You're getting some kind of booze all over me!

What are you guys doing?

What are you laughing at, Dad?

What are you reading, Homie?

What are you scared of, old man?

What are you talking about? Is that dinner?

What call to Brazil?

What cast? Ow!

What did Carl think?

What did I do wrong?

What did she say about cupcakes?

What do I do? What do I do?

What do I have to do? Grow a devil beard?

What do you call it? Human feeling.

What do you call this?

What do you mean, "It's over"?

What do you take me for? Lorenzo de' Medici? See you soon.

What do you think I should do?

What does he want now?

What flavor? Why, super chocolate, of course. Oh, yes!

What happened now? Homer bowled a 300 game?

What happened, Buck?

What happened, Dad? They didn't really burn her, did they?

What happened?

What happened?

What he needs is a visit from kindly old Doctor Foot.

What I want to know is what the heck was that body doing there?

What if I just burn down a... No.

What if she's still mad at me?

What is it that you want to tell me?

What is it, Pancho? Is someone out there?

What is that noise?

What kind of a monster would humiliate me like this?

What kind of a roast is this?

What life would be like had she chosen me.

What plan? You got me drunk.

What precisely makes it astro?

What precisely makes it astro?

What size?

What state does Danger Dog live in?

What stores I have been to.

What the heck is going on out there?

What the heck is that thing?

What the hell is that noise?

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

What the hell is that?

What the hell is that?

What the hell is that?

What the hell is that?

What the...

What the...

What the...

What the... You can't open your own bar!

What the... You earned how many credits without our permission?

What time would you like your breakfast, sir?

What up, man? This is my manager/sister, Lisa.

What up?

What was I thinking trying to feel alive? Forget that!

What was that?

What was that?

What would that accomplish?

What you doing, Mom?

What, what? We're not prepared, Eddie?

What, what? We're not prepared, Eddie?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? And let them come after you and the kids?

What? Bart is dead!

What? But she...

What? I can see fine

What? I'm just trying to bring you into my world.

What? I'm really concerned.

What? It goes right by our house.

What? No!

What? This is your doing, Willie!

What? What?

What? You mean that time he wigged out?

What'd I miss? Anything good?

What'd you do that for?

What's 52 million times zero? And don't tell me it's zero!

What's a "Skeletor"?

What's a eunuch?

What's a telegram?

What's all this then? It's a little bird with a knife, isn't it?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's got into you punks?

What's he planning? What?

What's it like kissing a man with a mouth full of metal?

What's it to you?

What's my blood alcohol?

What's stopping you? Very little.

What's that billowing down the stairs?

What's that noise?

What's that, Bill?

What's the gag?

What's the longest anyone's ever done this?

What's the matter, Homer? You're drunk.

What's the scoop, milkshakes?

What's the word I'm searching for? Uh...

What's the... What's the big deal?

What's this lunchbox made of?

What's this thing? "Miranda Rights Teleprompter. "

What's this?

What's this? A cap!

What's wrong with him now, Bart?

What's wrong with him, Doctor?

What's your house like?

What's your name, nerd?

What's your nostalgia prize, Grampa?

Whatever happened to fair use?

Whatever you say, Professor.

Whatever.

Whatever. Just give me a Duff.

Whatever. Just give me a Duff.

Whatever. Just take it.

Whazzup!

Whazzup!

Whazzup!

When are you gonna start taking responsibility for your actions?

When can we come out?

When did that happen?

When hell freezes over, suckers!

When Homer's jaw was crushed, crushed, crushed,

When I come back, you'd better be laughing.

When I first saw the movie Ironweed,

When I sent my first donation,

When I snap my fingers, my friend,

When I snap my fingers, you will transform into

When I was in bartending school,

When I was starting out, they said,

When nerds are in trouble, I am not slow.

When there's lots of excitement,

When they come in, you call me at this number.

When we came here, Helen of Troy was hot!

When we stick together, we can do anything.

When we're not being kicked out

When who should ring the doorbell but Ned Flanders.

When will you humans learn that your feelings, as you call them,

When you go into that voting booth

When you have a rib eye steak You must floss it

When you walk around the house?

When's my right time, Kent? When's my right time?

Whenever you are ready.

Where a new Western craze is sweeping the campus.

Where are the barstools?

Where are their worldwide headquarters located?

Where are you taking me?

Where are you taking me?

Where did they go? Did they all pass away?

Where did you get that pie?

Where did you get that suit?

Where did you learn that?

Where is it?

Where that man is standing,

Where the hell is that soothing music coming from?

Where to start? Sheila parked in my space again.

Where tonight we're roasting you, Homer Simpson!

Where's Bart?

Where's Bart? His Mountain Dew's getting flat.

Where's my cigarettes?

Where's that robot?

Where's the bed?

Where's the defibrillator? Clear!

Where's the Zeus who used to turn into a cow

Where's your father?

Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.

Whether you suffer from glaucoma

Which had nothing to do with anything!

Which has chosen your yard as its home.

Which I'll be doing tomorrow morning, smart guy!

Which is good. Now let Uncle Pierce take care of you.

Which is permitted by state law

Which is pretty much any John Woo film.

Which is society's fault because...

Which is the mortal equivalent of your ambrosia.

Which makes you ten trillionth overall.

Which phone company? There are hundreds of them.

Which version?

Which we're so not.

Which you must never use because it will ruin your life,

Whichever car makes it through that tunnel first is the winner.

While I accompany you on the clavichord.

While I wait for my family, I'll tell you about the time my baby shot my boss.

While we're at it, why don't I just change my name back to Hitler?

While you talk,

While you're infectious, you will lead

Who am I kidding? I ain't Moe St. Cool.

Who am I kidding? I'm just a feeble old man.

Who are they going to complain to? Their parents?

Who are you?

Who can guess what's different about dinner tonight?

Who cares what's on his tongue,

Who cares?

Who else is gonna take care of her? Dad?

Who else we got?

Who feels like lunch? Me!

Who is Apu?

Who is this?

Who knew that anger was saving my life?

Who likes short shorts?

Who pretended to be a freshman.

Who said it was a he?

Who said that?

Who said you did? Nobody.

Who says I have a mother?

Who slaughtered my family's chickens.

Who told you?

Who wants some astro lemonade?

Who wants to go get some sweet corn in my minivan?

Who wants to hold Mommy's hair?

Who wants to put on a leotard and get screamed at?

Who will conquer the English, and has already conquered my heart.

Who will win this year's million dollar game?

Who wrote Profiles in Courage.

Who?

Who?

Who?

Who? He created a cartoon called Danger Dog.

Who? Who?

Who's Buddha?

Who's gonna help bring Moe's into the 20th century.

Who's laughing now?

Who's Mark Spitz?

Who's Mom?

Who's that baby deer on the lawn...

Who's the first one again?

Who's there? How do you... How do you know my name?

Who's too busy saving the world to save her own marriage.

Whoa, ha mahatama, hatama, hatama, hatama, hatama, hatama, hatama.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Delilah.

Whoa, whoa! One question at a time! Yes, you?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Here we go.

Whoa! I'm rich!

Whoa! Isn't that stealing?

Whoa! It worked!

Whoa! Keep him away from me!

Whoa! Party house.

Whoa! There's a whole 'nother row of these bad boys!

Whoa! There's nothing wrong with a little "hey hey!"

Whoa! This guy is seriously ill.

Whoa! Your old boyfriend.

Whoa. Whoa, damn it.

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo! Mmm.

Whoopee!

Whoops. Gotta age it up.

Whose big screen TV prices are insane!

Why are these numbers so high?

Why are you driving a car?

Why are you keeping that thing?

Why are you laughing?

Why aren't you pressuring me for sex?

Why did you come here? Seriously though.

Why did you do it?

Why did you drag me here? I don't know anybody.

Why didn't you just turn off the oven?

Why didn't you sink your claws into him at the prom?

Why didn't you tell me?

Why do birds suddenly appear

Why do people keep moving it? Stupid...

Why do people run from me?

Why do you always take the side of local merchants?

Why do you always wait till we arrive to complain?

Why do you have to be so different?

Why do you keep changing jobs?

Why does Danger Dog mean more to me than school or church?

Why does Jesus have a lasso?

Why doesn't mine look like that?

Why don't I hear any screaming?

Why don't I just lie down and die?

Why don't we double date?

Why don't we play Monopoly?

Why don't you come inside and we'll talk?

Why don't you file a class action suit?

Why don't you just take Britney Beers and get out of here?

Why don't you read to us now?

Why don't you try to set a record, Dad?

Why don't you try to set a record, Dad?

Why him?

Why is that red light flashing?

Why is that, sir?

Why is this movie PG 13?

Why must I fail in every attempt at masonry?

Why must you fight with every utility?

Why not? Kids are very visual these days!

Why should an animal die just because you and Moe are fighting?

Why shouldn't I be able to drink all I want?

Why sure! That'd be great.

Why that little...

Why would Duff beer put out a book?

Why would I want to pay for them?

Why you little...

Why you little...

Why you little...

Why, hello, Bart. Say, are those new shoes?

Why, I didn't even notice.

Why, if anything, he should punish you.

Why, look. It's Chad Sexington!

Why, right down the street.

Why, you little...

Why, you little...

Why, you little... D'oh!

Why, you...

Why? He'd just bury it.

Why? Why must life be so hard?

Why'd you do that?

Wiggum?

Will cut me out of my clothes after this commercial.

Will gun down Homer Simpson

Will that affect the settlement?

Will there always be enough electricity?

Will you please just go back to sleep?

Will you put that baby down?

Will you sign Martin's cast?

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No!

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No!

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No!

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No!

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No!

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No!

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No.

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No.

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No.

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No.

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No.

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No.

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No.

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? No.

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? Yes!

Windowsill.

With a blue moon in your eyes

With a hard nosed approach to juvenile crime.

With a rifle.

With all those murderous eyes staring at us.

With an appropriate animal sacrifice.

With enough fiber optics to make me say we are.

With his arrogant smirk, gutter mouth,

With his latest invention, the snore converter.

With M&M's?

With modern ideas,

With my love of hurting people!

With no discernable talent.

With no place to get liquored up.

With our modern super writers.

With pleasure.

With privileges?

With rain baggy!

With roller skates and Easy Bake Ovens

With Sarah Jessica Barker.

With special guest Buck McCoy.

With Springfield's very own Fat Tony.

With the stepping and the squishing and the webs made of nylon.

With these two guys.

With this film.

With this latest arrest, Springfield is now free of crime.

With those quadrangles and study carrels and syllabi, and...

With two wives would be happy.

With your wife.

Without a trace.

Without her, we'd have to release

Woke up this morning

Wolves and cougars ate our roast beef

Woman, would you weep for me

Won't you marry me, Bill?

Woo hoo!

Woo hoo!

Woo hoo!

Woo hoo!

Woo hoo!

Woo hoo!

Woo hoo!

Woo hoo! And I want driving gloves.

Woo hoo! He's alive!

Woo hoo! I'm Chief of Police!

Woo hoo! In your face, Milwaukee!

Woo hoo! When do I get paid?

Woo hoo! Woo hoo!

Word!

Working hard or hardly working?

Working him over with the brass knuckles.

Works for me.

Worst parents ever!

Would a US dollar change your mind?

Would any of us be here?

Would anyone like to see a sneak preview?

Would be in the same room, actually.

Would someone name a profession?

Would that I could, sir.

Would you lasso me a banana?

Would you like that with the fragrant bee bellies or the cat noses?

Would you like to come to my house sometime?

Would you like to give a deposition?

Would you mind? I'm trying to do my homework.

Would you tie up your bathrobe

Wouldn't be much fun without my queen

Wouldn't it be great if that man and woman got together?

Wow, a booth. If I'm tired, I can just lie down.

Wow, as melon scratchers go, that's a honey doodle.

Wow, Bart has feelings.

Wow, I made it! My week long dream has come true!

Wow, Joe Namath!

Wow, Moe. You've been doing a lot of sleuthing.

Wow, Mr. Burns. How did you do that?

Wow, that was close. You can be the center.

Wow, that's quite a threat!

Wow, that's the best book I've ever seen.

Wow, you so don't get it.

Wow! Angry Dad, an Internet cartoon!

Wow! Did you see that yaw control?

Wow! Homer, that was amazing!

Wow! I think we have our Angry Dad.

Wow! Is that wacky tobaccy?

Wow! Look at Dad. People really respect him.

Wow! Tear gas, riot club, police hat.

Wow! That's it. I'm off the hooch.

Wow! The Q tip he used to kill Ross Perot.

Wow! This bus station is the birthplace of Paul Shaffer.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. A '50s nostalgia cafe.

Wow. Check out the new Moe's.

Wow. Cool! I guess we're leaving, too.

Wow. Cool. Wow.

Wow. Everything is so high tech.

Wow. I'm actually passing as a college student.

Wow. It looks like an alien headquarters.

Wow. It's like he's on the dashboard of the entire country.

Wow. Look at all this stuff.

Wow. Now that's a goiter.

Wow. Tell me some more.

Wow. That saxophone would make a great pipe.

Wow. That sure made us look bad.

Wow. That was you?

Wow. Walter Mondale, Marvin Hamlisch, Mark Fuhrman.

Wow. What kind of mileage does it get?

Wow. Who do you have to kill to get a place like this?

Wow. Wow.

Write that down.

Wrong answer! Let's go!

Yah!

Yakking away on his cell phone.

Yarr, I'm so sorry.

Yarr, ye scurvy dogs!

Yarr!

Yarr!

Yarr. I'll send him far. Off course.

Yay!

Yay! Yay!

Yeah, all right. Weird for the sake of weird.

Yeah, baby!

Yeah, but a lot harder to catch. Go with the leprechaun.

Yeah, but I'm a recovering alcoholic, so...

Yeah, but it's a golden age for the repo business.

Yeah, but this town doesn't deserve me.

Yeah, but... But my hands are up.

Yeah, but... But you...

Yeah, Dad. You can be the world's laziest stunt organizer.

Yeah, good old Swigmore U.

Yeah, I can still crash here, right?

Yeah, I can't get Artie out of my head.

Yeah, I did it! Marge is in the house!

Yeah, I got a question! How dare you wear white?

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, I really miss the old guy.

Yeah, I rob now.

Yeah, I think I'm getting the bends.

Yeah, I...

Yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah, I've gotten a lot of compliments about my talking.

Yeah, in the '70s, Westerns were out and detective shows were in.

Yeah, it's the only way to win back Zelda.

Yeah, one time she...

Yeah, probably dreaming about the time she shot Mr. Burns.

Yeah, really? And how are you gonna do that?

Yeah, right behind you, Lou.

Yeah, she's cool.

Yeah, sure. Go ahead. I'll be back on the streets by dinnertime.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Yeah, that was quite a weekend.

Yeah, that's better.

Yeah, that's right. Buck McCoy.

Yeah, that's right. The David O. Selznick.

Yeah, that's your future, busting atoms.

Yeah, there's so many things we can...

Yeah, things sure have changed since the '50s.

Yeah, this is Milhouse.

Yeah, this place is crazy!

Yeah, we know that. Where has it gone to?

Yeah, well, I live in a dorm without a DSL line.

Yeah, well, scratch it yourself.

Yeah, well, so am I, Ralphie. So am I.

Yeah, well, what can you do?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll call you or send you some fruit.

Yeah, you jackass!

Yeah, your wife's gonna look pretty good in that, Chief.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! 'Cause if they don't...

Yeah! Burn her! Burn her!

Yeah! Excellent! All right!

Yeah! Hear, hear!

Yeah! Ooh! Here comes a car.

Yeah! To a suicide machine!

Yeah! We can have showdowns at the schoolyard and use nerds as Indians.

Yeah! Whoa!

Yeah! Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. A meditative lily pond with big,

Yeah. And Santa doesn't leave presents under the Bodhi Tree.

Yeah. But at least now that my show's canceled, I don't need material.

Yeah. But at the planning party, I got alcohol poisoning.

Yeah. But this time you woke up with more than a hangover!

Yeah. But what about Johnny Mathis versus Diet Pepsi?

Yeah. But with our small gymnast bodies,

Yeah. Check out the rats.

Yeah. Could I be any more of a house?

Yeah. Didn't you know? You've been world famous for an hour now.

Yeah. He ruined naptime and quiet time.

Yeah. He was warm for your form.

Yeah. He's done.

Yeah. Homer sold his wife for a million bucks.

Yeah. Hop in, Homer.

Yeah. How'd you know the Chinese were spying on you?

Yeah. I checked that out when Bart was born.

Yeah. I forget things sometimes.

Yeah. I think I just logged on to my Internet.

Yeah. I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger. First name Ollie.

Yeah. I'm looking for Homer Simpson.

Yeah. I'm spending tonight with my step daughter, Hannah

Yeah. I'm sure there's poker games we can be won in.

Yeah. If Dad killed everyone he talked about killing,

Yeah. If I didn't have inner peace,

Yeah. It's the inner netting they invented to line swim trunks.

Yeah. Let's do it!

Yeah. Maybe you should... What's the expression?

Yeah. My hunch is he's struggling with some sort of repressed memory.

Yeah. No cord at all on those.

Yeah. Nothing is hurt except feelings.

Yeah. Our family is as functional as all get out.

Yeah. She's a super lady.

Yeah. Sorry we can't be more "college!"

Yeah. That's one fine looking barbecue pit.

Yeah. The one we both like.

Yeah. They're called Congress!

Yeah. They're Italian.

Yeah. This tether has some pluses.

Yeah. Well... Of course.

Yeah. Where's the men's room?

Yeah. Wiggum couldn't catch cooties at Milhouse's birthday party.

Yeah. Yeah, these kids are pretty special.

Yeah. You can kill me,

Yeah. You can't improve on nature.

Yeah. You don't even have to feed the fish, 'cause squirrels drown in it.

Yeah. You like it, Homer?

Yeah. You must be some kind of marriage super genius.

Yeah. You were getting all spacey and everything.

Yee ha!

Yell out, "I'll eat a booger. "

Yello?

Yello? Hi, Mrs. Bellamy.

Yello.

Yep, a machine!

Yep! Word for word.

Yep. Everything worked out for the best.

Yep. It's just that easy.

Yep. Man, 1, machine, 0.

Yep. No one's rowdier or more youthful than Old Man Burns!

Yep. Nothing to get excited about.

Yep. The old quarry is just a stone's throw away.

Yep. Yeah.

Yes, and I was merely reading the title, I'm Gonna Kill You.

Yes, and she's crying.

Yes, back to our marital closeness.

Yes, barring some sort of miracle...

Yes, but look at the deliveryman.

Yes, Father.

Yes, Governor!

Yes, Governor. I'll tell him right away.

Yes, honey. I'm better than okay.

Yes, I do have everything,

Yes, I still believe in our duly appointed police force.

Yes, I was, Marge. And thank you for selecting me.

Yes, I'm afraid so.

Yes, I'm still alive And I'm making my sounds

Yes, if it's hyphenated.

Yes, Lord Montymort?

Yes, master.

Yes, Mr. Burns?

Yes, Mr. Burns.

Yes, Mrs. Bellamy. I'll be right there.

Yes, rather.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, that's the one.

Yes, that's the price of success.

Yes, the death race.

Yes, they are, Roy.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes. I just wish you had the power to leave my store.

Yes, you are scum.

Yes, you are! Just say it!

Yes, you.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! It's going great!

Yes! Merry Christmas to us all!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. And birds go "tweet. " What else?

Yes. But I have a little secret.

Yes. But I'm afraid your lunch

Yes. Eventually, I become king of the Morlocks.

Yes. Fine. He'll do.

Yes. First thing in the morning, I promise.

Yes. I am Flamenco Flamingo.

Yes. I get that a lot.

Yes. I have returned from the dead.

Yes. I regained consciousness during my big dance number.

Yes. I'm Garth Motherloving.

Yes. I've been saying that for hours.

Yes. Interesting. Okay.

Yes. My biological clock is ticking. I could be dead again soon.

Yes. Our research.

Yes. Seamus. Ninety minutes of watching a man drink in a bathtub.

Yes. That's totally voluntary.

Yes. The broom handling has been truly dazzling.

Yes. The music is from southern Hungary.

Yes. Uh, I wrote it. Well, good luck, Liser.

Yes. Woo hoo!

Yes. You probably recognize it from the film Calling All Coeds.

Yet Mom and Dad are being punished?

Yo, dudes! Awesome show!

Yo, empty the register, dude.

Yo, ho, ho It's an alternative lifestyle for me

You abandoned your son to win $40?

You ain't pretty no more!

You all know me.

You almost had it there.

You and Ned married a couple of floozies?

You are free to go.

You are listing my broken dreams.

You are my candy girl

You are my candy girl...

You are never driving again! Ever!

You are never gonna knock me down!

You are not!

You are now legally responsible

You are so predictable.

You are the true dauphin.

You bastard!

You bet I am.

You broke my Batmobile!

You broke out of your normal roles

You call that a slap? Make me slap you.

You call that charming?

You calling me a liar?

You came back!

You can always find your favorite shows next month.

You can call me Ray Or you can call me Jay

You can celebrate any holiday.

You can get out of the building with!

You can let me go, but I'll just keep exposing myself at the mall.

You can never get enough takes for Steven Soderbergh.

You can run, but you can't glide!

You can win them back if you stick the landing.

You can't believe what that sunset looks like to me.

You can't hide from me.

You can't kick me out. It'll cause a miscount in the census!

You can't protect her forever! You stupid lady!

You can't see how much I love my kids.

You can't spell party without Artie,

You can't stop me! I was sent by God!

You can't use the word "sex" on the Internet.

You cannot run from Carnival! Because even running is a kind of dance!

You care about Bart's feelings.

You could look seven.

You couldn't find a date?

You counting the neck?

You crapped out, Vegas Mom!

You deserve reward.

You did it, Moe!

You didn't say you'd kill me.

You dirty teen!

You do this every year! We are used to it!

You do, huh?

You do? Then I like you, too. Here. Have a towelette.

You don't have to live here.

You don't like me? I like you.

You don't need Mary Jane to laugh at Mr. Burns' jokes.

You don't need that.

You don't scare me with your dignity and your subtle cologne.

You don't trust your old man? You ungrateful milkshake.

You fall, they kill you!

You fat lush. You just destroyed Atlantis.

You fat slime bucket.

You found a corpse when you were 12?

You fruits wouldn't know what to do with me!

You girls were all great. Cats back for everyone.

You gonna be asking that the whole trip?

You got a blue moon

You got that right. Quiet, you!

You got the mustache and the "diddily!"

You got this husband thing down, Homer.

You gotta build fast. Cement drying!

You guys are college students!

You guys are sick. I don't belong here.

You guys are so cool! I can't believe I never met you before!

You guys have blundered into our secret tobaccy patch.

You guys really gonna dive off of here?

You had this impostor try to fool me

You have the right to remain, um...

You haven't seen Itchy & Scratchy till you've seen it on DVD.

You heard the freak.

You hush up, Dingus!

You insensitive jerk!

You juries. Gonna be the...

You just have to drown it out.

You just might be a Viking!

You just said it!

You just tell us what you want to say.

You just won yourselves a motorcycle! Whoo hoo!

You keep digging like this, you're gonna go straight through to China.

You kids do eat a lot of sugar,

You know how hard it is to get a doctor on Wednesday morning.

You know I am.

You know I'm a vegetarian.

You know it is.

You know that new baby brother Ralph's been bragging about?

You know what else is nice, Marty?

You know what will cool this place down?

You know what would be surprising? A foot massage.

You know what? I bet he can't even fit into his old costume.

You know, a hole is a great place to hide when people are fighting.

You know, all this danger is kind of a turn... Okay.

You know, Chief, if you let us go,

You know, honest feedback.

You know, I bet you and me could be friends.

You know, I have a son about your age.

You know, I was hexed by a troll and a leprechaun cured that right up.

You know, I'm not really sure what I want.

You know, I've had a lot of jobs.

You know, if Dad never told anyone,

You know, it's been a long time since I performed live.

You know, it's kind of ironic.

You know, it's not just my fault. You were the ones doing all the looting.

You know, just to congratulate him on his success.

You know, Lisa,

You know, Louise Brooks, the silent star of Lulu.

You know, Maggie. The sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back.

You know, making the envelope and everything.

You know, Marge is quite a remarkable woman.

You know, she can put that mole anywhere on her face.

You know, sir, tipping is customary.

You know, so he don't have one of his Christmas "accidents. "

You know, Son, I believe it is.

You know, start a security company.

You know, the 14th reincarnation

You know, the little goatee thing

You know, the old lady's apartment was actually Lenny's.

You know, there are only so many times

You know, this is our last night

You know, tomorrow is the Annual Springfield Formal Event.

You know, we are meditating.

You know, we could get equipment like this through a bond issue.

You know, we could get out of these stupid things

You know, we've been through some 280 adventures together,

You know, we've never discussed it.

You know, you could be a little more helpful.

You lied to us!

You made that call?

You may now move back with your family

You mean a Vandyke?

You mean I shouldn't punish Bart at all?

You mean I was just a prop in some cruel joke?

You mean that guy on 60 Minutes who yells all the time?

You mean Young Man Burns.

You mean, is your giant castle okay, Kent?

You might hear from your friends or co workers

You might really think I had a lot

You must be here for the Duff Trivia Challenge.

You must be thirsty. Drink from my cauldron.

You must floss it

You must go through Hades, crossing the River Styx.

You must think I'm the greatest dad in the world.

You mutton heads! This is why we can never hold down a job.

You name it.

You need that surgery. We'll have to call Artie.

You only want her because someone else has her.

You owe me $200,000. Good night, everybody!

You own Marge's heart, and that's something I could never buy.

You pulled me out of school for this?

You pushed me out of a moving car.

You really made that envelope?

You remind me of me when I was a little boy.

You said you'd do something and you followed through on it.

You say that so much, it's lost all meaning.

You see, I was pressuring my wife

You see, I'm temporarily between cars.

You shall have your death race.

You should be very upset.

You should've learned from all this,

You shut up.

You slept like a baby that night.

You smell like cobbler.

You speak like a poet, but you punch like one, too!

You stupid, stupid man!

You suck, Seymour!

You suck! No wonder your parents are getting divorced!

You sunk my Scrabbleship.

You sure you don't want a nice piece of fish,

You symbiotic, stupid jerk

You take that back!

You there! Put your hands up!

You think we can bribe her back with Christmas?

You think you're so great just because you have God like powers.

You thought would last forever.

You tied up the judicial system,

You told me to lead the English to victory!

You told me we were going to Red Lobster!

You touch me and I cut you.

You two are not only horrible parents, you're violent criminals,

You two are quite the couple. You must dine with us at Toad Hall.

You two need to wake up and smell the java,

You used to be fun.

You wait till next month! You wait till next month!

You want some cornbread, Mr. Jingles?

You want to give Honest Abe another term in the Oval Office?

You want to know what happened?

You were a bunch of deadbeats. Mmm.

You were in movies?

You were so brave to take on all those bullies.

You will be a make out artist.

You will be connected in no time

You will bring bad luck to everyone you love.

You will too!

You woke up this morning

You woke up this morning

You won't eat our meat but you glue with our feet.

You yak on and on and on, and I never get one stinking tip.

You, dead people, stop playing cards!

You? No offense, but you're a decrepit monkey skeleton.

You? No way! It's too dangerous.

You... Let...

You... Ow!

You'd be dead a million times.

You'd be having a great time if you'd stayed in your dark spot.

You'd be surprised how much you hear

You'd think that would deter me, but no.

You'll always bail me out.

You'll be condemning this town

You'll be just the way you used to be.

You'll be living in this bubble.

You'll bleep nothing. Parents, it's time to take control.

You'll do as I say, or I'll have your badges!

You'll do fine. Just remember,

You'll do what I do and believe what I believe.

You'll get the hang of it, honey. Today's just a little gusty.

You'll get yours.

You'll just have to cooperate.

You'll never find that microfilm of mine

You'll never have to do housework again.

You'll see.

You'll win $40!

You'll win her back, eh. And B, we're closing in five minutes.

You'll win her yet, Artie.

You're a cinch to be the world's fattest man.

You're a drunken, childish buffoon.

You're a little light here, Dad.

You're a nice guy, Monty. You're always laughing and tenting your fingers.

You're a regular Caring a lot ovich.

You're about a foot short of the record.

You're about to kill an endangered species, the screamapillar,

You're acting crazy, Marge. Why don't you take a stress pill?

You're always pointing that shotgun at us.

You're breaking up with me?

You're breaking up with me? Why?

You're carrying quite a bit of tension in your back fat.

You're certainly a lucky man to have her.

You're covered with a very fine fuzz.

You're crushing my head!

You're damn right, it is! You can't thank us enough!

You're dating that old trilobite? Gross!

You're going to ask her to marry you?

You're going to miss the bus to wizard school.

You're going to Spain?

You're going to Stanford. You're going to Stanford.

You're going to Stanford. You're going to Stanford.

You're gonna get a bath tonight!

You're gonna laugh when you hear this, when suddenly...

You're hired.

You're like my mommy after a box of wine.

You're looking good, baby. Why did we ever break up?

You're lucky I let you in here.

You're married to me! Me!

You're my lady

You're not a pet and you're not a friend.

You're not afraid, are you?

You're not even listening.

You're not gonna believe it.

You're not gonna win her back. She's with the "House" now.

You're not in any physical pain,

You're not on the guest list, Simpson. Orders of Prom King Ziff.

You're not supposed to hear me. That's a soliloquy.

You're not welcome.

You're nothing to me.

You're on Frame Up!

You're on the JumboTron.

You're on, Rope a Dope!

You're preaching to the choir, man.

You're reading Gravity's Rainbow?

You're right!

You're right.

You're right.

You're right.

You're right. I've gotta make it up to her.

You're right. It's time to stand up to that firm breasted judge.

You're slow to react, Dad.

You're so busy thinking up crazy ways to punish people,

You're telling me.

You're the Internet's number one non porno site.

You're the jerk. You're the jerk!

You're the old flame.

You're the shut in.

You're today's modern, enlightened man,

You're trying to get me angry!

You're under arrest for the murder of Myrna Bellamy.

You're using my table saw to violate a court order?

You're very sweet, but no fake prom

You've already done enough, Nader.

You've been through my delicates, my silkies,

You've discarded your loyal regulars for a mob of soulless snobs.

You've got them right where you want them.

You've got to run like an antelope out of control

You've got to run like an antelope out of control

You've got to set limits, Marge.

You've got to tell her before she gets hurt.

You've never heard Garrison Keillor

You've ruined me!

You've sinned against nature.

Young man, I'm making you my executive vice president.

Young'uns, meet your new brother and sister.

Your baby's treacle has only intensified our loathing!

Your dad's McBain?

Your dining experience by hurting an animal?

Your eyes are all better.

Your father's out of control.

Your Honor, I admit it looks bad for me,

Your Honor, I was chasing the KBBL Party Penguin Prize Patrol.

Your Honor, I'd like to be tried separately.

Your Honor, if I may sing a little bit of Don't Fear the Reaper,

Your Honor, it's not easy being my parents.

Your Honor, may I say something?

Your Honor, please don't send my son to juvie.

Your husband confessed to everything. You're free to go.

Your husband is quite the gentleman.

Your mother's custody starts at 1800 hours.

Your negative behavior patterns.

Your papa never told you about right and wrong

Your parent...

Your penciling is sub Ziggy

Your scrapings have landed on my jacket from Planet Hollywood, Orlando.

Your son is exhibiting classic symptoms of panda virus.

Your species is brutish and primitive!

Your wife's virtues shall remain

Your youthful trendiness will come in handy

Yup, that's it. Just right. That's the one.

Zelda, baby, it's me!

Zelda, I'm gonna make you forget about your grandchildren.

Zelda, may I offer you a lift?

Zelda, will you come up here?

Zing.

0. 15. Keep them coming.

5:00? I better get home for dinner.

10 4, Princess. Is that your beer tent?

...and plenty of beer.

...and thank Crazy Larry

...completely innocent.

...has been canceled.

...is dead. Oh, my God!

...until they dug up a new player.

'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

'Cause his name can be said by anyone

'Cause I felt like it.

'Cause I felt like it.

'Cause I sure haven't.

'cause I've got the desire to kick your ass.

'cause it looks like that cloud is mad at me.

'Cause it says "Hammermill" over here.

'Cause some say I look like Macaulay Culkin.

'Cause that's what we did!

'Cause then I could rescue you, and be a hero.

'Course, nobody knew that but me.

"... in God, the Father Almighty

"123 Papaya Street. "

"A licensed hunting club must actively

"All things are impermanent, and are empty of inherent existence. "

"and negative actions lead to unhappiness.

"And remember, they have winter during our summer. "

"and scenes with Garry Shandling. "

"And so, potential investors, I hope you don't think our IPO is an IPU."

"Are you a real person or just a composite? Question Mark.

"Argh! I'm angry. " That's like something my dads would say.

"Basho and his friends go out to view the moon

"Basho, he named himself, 'Banana tree. "'

"Butter Off Dead. "

"Caution, objects may appear more edible than they actually are. "

"Channel 6 is hot, hot, hot!"

"Classics for Children"?

"Clever Odysseus had come up with a plan

"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot

"Creator of heaven and earth... "

"Dear Burly, comma, I've never written to a registered trademark before.

"Don't get into an unlicensed taxi.

"Dweeb," "wonk," "spaz. " It's all good.

"Eliza, where the devil are my slippers?"

"engage in the sport of hunting. "

"Eventually everybody gets shot. "

"Every house has a bathroom. "

"Get the hell out of my office"?

"Greece" is the word.

"Hardly working. "

"Heaven and earth... " Where were we? Now I'm lost.

"How much is left in my checking account. "

"How to Loot Brazil"?

"How was your day?" Do you really want to know?

"I'm a big fat idiot!"

"I'm too old to change. "

"Impossible to tell in writing.

"In either case, I would love a signed photo.

"In summer, gasoline rainbow in the gutter

"Into"? Yeah.

"is made from hops and grains?"

"It may contain brief rudeness, adult explosions,

"It was the end of the Trojan War.

"It's sexually attracted to fire. "

"Jack and Jill went up the hill and...

"Jill came tumbling after. The end. " Good night.

"Just then, Sir Lancelot rode up

"Love"? "Signed photo"?

"Luke, I am your father. "

"My Fair Lady performed with all octuplet cast. " Done.

"Ned Flanders bids $50."

"Nirvana is achieved through right views and right speech.

"No creator gods, just the pursuit of enlightenment. "

"Number five, wear nametag that says same. "

"Number four, legally change name to Slime Q. Slimedog.

"Number one, break up with Squishee girl. "

"Number three, get cartoon published in New Yorker.

"Number two, lose weight.

"on a white horse and saved Joan of Arc.

"Once upon a time there were three bears.

"Once upon a time, there was a young Prince of Denmark. "

"Only drink bottled water.

"Pinsky, you've done it again. "

"Positive actions lead to happiness

"Pull for a controlled burn of 2.4 seconds. "

"Shagadellic. "

"Sincerely, Marge Simpson. "

"Slow dulcimer, gavotte and bow in autumn"

"So, profit margins will be thinner

"Step one, right in front of you is a blue handle.

"than Louise Brooks' negligee. "

"that he himself could not eat it?"

"That's true, Bart. "

"The end. "

"The French were fighting the English in the Hundred Years' War,

"The grace of the Lord Jesus be with God's people. The end. "

"The price of stamps will climb ever higher. "

"The secret courtesy that courses like ichor

"They got married and lived in a spaceship. The end. "

"Through the old form of the rude, full scale joke"

"to destroy the Trojans once and for all. "

"Unique... Unite... "

"What beverage brewed since ancient times

"which was then called Operation Speedy Resolution. "

"Without constant reassurance, it will die.

"You are a real winner. "

"You got to burn to shine"

"You know, Lisa. They say father knows best. "

"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial. "

"You will find true love on Flag Day. "

"You will find true love on Flag Day. " Why, it's Flag Day today.

"You will take a short sea voyage. " Yarr! I'll enjoy that.

"You're good. But are you 'plaque' good?"

"Your store is being robbed, Apu. "

$1,200? You've already eaten that much.

$14 and 10, 11, 12 cents. There you go.