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Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round the throne We got a fantasy king, don't you dare leave alone This dude's the GOAT, got the rings to show 17-time champion, ain't nobody close Winning Bourbon & Cigars in his hand, he's the man Against all the Digital Dealer league, he's got a plan Livin' in Paradise, Mushroom Tattoo, and more He's beaten 'em all, can't nobody ignore 13 runner-ups, yeah that's no joke But this dude's still the master, got the other teams choked Won six straight titles like Lance Armstrong No steroids needed, just skill and charm Winning Bourbon & Cigars in his hand, he's the man Against Dojo Biden, Weaker N Bunny Piss, and the rest of the clan Le'Veon a Prayer, Red Zone Princess, and beyond They all got crushed, can't nobody respond ESPN execs said, "not even close" This dude's the fantasy king, that's what matters the most People pay him to consult, his advice is gold Got the other teams sweating, can't nobody withhold Winning Bourbon & Cigars in his hand, he's the man Against Gurley's 1 Kupp, Kraft Mac n Cheese, and the fan No Punt Intended, Stafford Infection, and the rest This dude's the GOAT, he's the best of the best So that's the story, folks, of the fantasy king No need for trash talk, his accomplishments sing If you wanna take him down, you better come correct Or you'll end up like the rest, totally wrecked.