Giggity giggity goo, I'm right smack dab in the middle of it all, you dig? Everybody in Quahog knows Quagmire, especially up here where the snow falls. I skied into town and let's just say, they all froze in their tracks. And I ain't talkin' 'bout no icy reception, I'm just too cool for that, baby. Word on the street is I got like forty somethin' million subs, or so I've been told. It's like I'm hitting my prime, but this ain't even my final form yet, you feel me? They tried to knock me down,...