Dude, like, seriously, I have zero freakin' idea what the heck is going on, man. I mean, I am so baffled right now, it's like my brain is just doing this, like, crazy backflip into oblivion, you know what I'm sayin'? It's like my brain is, like, on vacation or somethin', takin' a little siesta up in there, and I'm just standin' here like, Hello? Brain? You in there, buddy? But nope, there's just, like, pure silence, man. It's like a ghost town up in my noggin. I'm talkin' total, absolute,...