Oh, for crying out loud, you absolutely reek of mediocrity, dude. I mean, seriously, are you even trying? Because from where I'm standing, it looks like you've given up before you even began, pathetic. It's like you're embracing failure as if it's your one true calling, like it's the air you breathe and the sunshine on your face. But newsflash, buddy, you ain't fooling anyone with that half hearted attempt at whatever this is. I've seen better performances from a sloth on a caffeine high, and...