Listen here, folks. Let me tell ya somethin'. Piracy, it ain't no joke. It ain't no game. You can't just be out there stealin' movies and shows like it's no big deal. It hurts the folks who work hard to make those things, ya hear me? Now, I know some of you might think it's all fun and cool to be piratin' DVDs, but let me tell ya, it ain't. It's wrong. It's illegal. And it ain't somethin' we should be doin'. So do me a favor, will ya? Instead of piratin' them DVDs, why don't ya head on over...