My dear citizens of Adventure Bay, the latest season of Paw Patrol has become a stark reminder of the inadequacies that plague our once beloved program. Zuma, a water rescue pup, is inexplicably overlooked despite the vast expanse of the bay that lies at our disposal. Instead, our brave pups are diverted to the most trivial of tasks, such as rescuing Turbo and his boat with the assistance of Sky's helicopter. And while Chase may exhibit some semblance of leadership with his megaphone, it is a...