Wallace and Gromit, Curse of the Wererabbit Edit

A bit more, you know, alluring!

A bull... Oh!

A bullet. THUNDER BOOMS

A bullet...of pure...gold.

A harvest offering to bind the deal?

A hideous creature has been sent to punish us all!

A matter easily dealt with by a hunter!

A pest free night...per...chance?

A...bullet? THUNDER BOOMS

Aaaaaaagh!

Aargh!

Aargh! Hoorah for Anti Pesto!

Agh!

Agh! ALL: Agh!

Agh! Eek!

Ah ha ha!

Ah ha! Still got me on the diet, eh, Gromit?

Ah ha! There's our bait, Phillip.

Ah ha! Yeah.

Ah ha. ELECTRONIC BLEEP

Ah, another successful night. How are the inmates?

Ah, don't worry. No.

Ah, yes! Lady Tottington here,of Tottington Hall. Your ladyship!

Ah, you're hungry!

Ah! Hee! Hooh!

Ah...um, now, now, let's see...

Ahh, love, Gromit! That's the biggest trap of all!

AIR HISSES

AIR HISSES What the...?!

ALARM BLARES

ALARMS BEEP AND PHONES RING Oh, I'll look into it.

All in a night's work, Mrs Mulch.

All the same, it is going to be rather lonely at Tottington Hall.

All we have to do now is wait for our fluffy friend to appear.

ALL: Come back! Come on back! Come back!

Allow us all to share in your moment of sorrow.

Amen to that, Mrs Mulch. SHE GRUNTS

Amen!

And don't let the bed bugs bite.

And have a look at this! The ingenious Anti Pesto

And if I can't have your money,

And not a single one harmed. Ah, the old BV6000, ma'am.

And now when the moon appears,

And thank you, Wallace. You saved me from a...terrible marriage!

And tootled straight on over to sort the little blighters out. Gosh!

And will draw the creature like a magnet. Bait?!

And...a bullet.

Anti Pesto told me... A pack of lies!

APPLAUSE Hmm, clever!

Argh!

Arson?! Arson? Aye, someone ARSIN' around!

As the moon rises into the sky,

At first, I thought I could change Victor.

Aye, and I hope they give them pests what's comin' to 'em and all!

BANGING

Because I've recently developed... Hurry!

BEEPING

Before it's...too late! Aaagh!

BELCH

Besides, the job's only half done.

Beware! Beware the beast within!

BLEEP Oh!

Bless you, Anti Pesto!

Bleurgh! Victor, stop fooling around in the dirt

BOING Whe heee!

Burrowing bounders!

But a mortal creature,of flesh and blood. THEY GASP

But I got here first! I've spent a long time

But if I can't fix it... Cheddar!

But it's my gold carrot award!

But the good news is, your prize vegetables are the perfect bait

But we've also...captured it,

By Jove! He's...he's got it!

Can't we at least shake hands?

CAT MEOWS Ah.

Certainly, ma'am. I think we're about to go up in the world, lad.

Champion sucker, eh, Gromit?

Che e e e e e e e ese! Wha...?

Cheese?

Cheese?

CHOMPING

CHORAL MUSIC

CLANGING

CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

CLATTERING

Come on, Queensberry Rules! Put 'em up, you little pipsqueak!

Come on. Let's get the kettle on.

Consider yourself dumped!

Cucumbers, give way to marrows. Carrots, wait your turn!

DING And it goes all the way to heaven.

Do you think a man can change,Wallace? Change? Oh! Oh, yes!

Don't tell me you're a scaredy cat as well as a scoundrel!

Don't think acting like a big girl's blouse will get you out of it.

Don't worry, madam. Ugh!

Don't you see, lad?

DOOR CLANGS Hey, what are you doing, lad?

DOOR CREAKS

DOOR CREAKS

DOOR THUDS

DOORBELL RINGS Ah, that's more like it.

DOORBELL RINGS Oh, heck! I can't answer the door!

Eat carrot, bunny boy!

Eek! Aik! Oh!

Eek! Huk!

Eh oop, that's me boy!

ELECTRONIC BEEP Goodnight.

ELECTRONIC BEEPING

ELECTRONIC BEEPING

ELECTRONIC BUZZING

ENGINE REVS

ENGINE REVS

ENGINE REVS Aaaagh!

ENGINE SHUTS DOWN Huh?!

Er, capable of 125 RPM

Er, er... Now...where does this part go?

Er, what's up, dog?

Er...can I call you back?

Erm...all right!

Eurgh!

Every man for himself! Help, help, help!

Everything you need to know is in this book.

FLOORBOARDS CREAK

For a brave and splendid marrow!

For rabbits, that is.

FOREBODING ORGAN MUSIC

Give it some more welly, lad!

Give it some more welly!

GLASS SHATTERS

Going to get us any nearer to finding the rabbit monster...?

Gold? Yes.

Goodnight, Gromit.

Gosh! Ugh! Rruff! Rruff!

Gromit, you clever mutt!

Gromit, you clever mutt!

Gromit!

Gromit!

Gromit?

Growbag's right! The slugs are back! The slugs are back! The slugs!

Grrr!

Grrrrrrr!

GUN CLICKS

GUNSHOT

GUNSHOT ECHOES

Ha ha! Every dog has his day, hm?

Ha ha! Lady Tottington will be impressed.

Ha ha! Oooh!

Ha ha! Talking of which...

Ha!

Ha! ALL: Ha!

Ha! DINGS

Ha! I fancy the lucky rabbit's foot!

Hang on, old chum!

Hasn't there been enough destruction?

Have completely dealt with my rabbit problem. Isn't it marvellous?!

Have you gone completely mad?!

HE CHUCKLES MANIACALLY Looks like the buck stops here!

HE HONKS HORN

HE HONKS HORN

HE HOWLS

HE HOWLS

HE HUMS "We Plough The Fields And Scatter"

HE SIGHS Well, don't you worry!

HE SNIFFS

HE SNIFFS

He undergoes a hideous transformation!

HE WOLF WHISTLES Huh...?

Heard you had a spot of rabbit bother

Heavens above!

Hee hee hee!

Hee hee!

Heh Heh! Hee! Oh!

Hello?

Hello? Is anybody there?

Help!

Here it is. The hideous monster plaguing our parish!

Hey! GUNSHOTS

HICCUP

Hm? Hello...? Hello...?

Hmm.

Hmm. HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

Hoist her up, Gromit!

Honestly, I don't know what's got into you lately.

Hop in.

How are we ever going to catch this thing

How can we possibly fail now? You're a total knockout!

How inspired, Mister...? Oh, Wallace.

How is that prize marrow of yours coming on?

How...thoughtful! I cannot denyit was a difficult decision for me.

HOWLING

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? He's not getting my baby!

Huh? Huh?

HUTCH BLOWS RASPBERRY, SHE GASPS

Hutch is the beast!

Hutch!

Hutch!

I already am!

I believe the killing of fluffy creatures is never justified.

I bring great news! Gosh! How exciting!

I can see that you are a truenature lover. Oh, yes! Yes, I am.

I can still bag your bunny! Ha ha!

I declare this bunny sanctuary officially open!

I don't know what I'd do. I'm sure you understand, Mr Wallace.

I don't understand it! Should've been a bull's eye! Oh, Victor!

I don't... What are you trying to say, lad?

I feel smashing!

I felt we'd made a breakthrough with this hunting obsession of yours.

I have a hunch this will be a night to remember!

I have a little proposal for you, Wallace.

I just know it. Ee, ya don't know nothing!

I made a promise to Lady Tottington? How is this sort of behaviour

I need it, my sweet. Emergency!

I never saw such cauliflower carnage!

I really thought you'd changed. I'm sorry, Campanula,

I say, open this door at once!

I so appreciate you coming all this way to let me know all this.

I'd like to show you one last thing,

I'll go and tell her the good news!

I'll need assistance.

I'll never fix this flippin' machine!

I'm so thrilled you agreed to go through with this.

I'm sorry, my dear, but I refuse to suffer any further humiliation

I'm sure that hole's getting smaller.

I've only got one gold bullet left. So leave this to me.

If anything were to happen to my vegetables,

If only there were another way!

If you ask me...this was arson.

If you can't deliver the goods, you should keep your traps shut!

If you go gallivanting off on your own all the time?!

In fact, let them grow bigger and stronger than anyone else's,

Is that so? VICTOR GROANS

It extracts unwanted thoughts and desires.

It wasn't an easy choice. But the veg competition has to come first.

It'll be quick and painless.

It's a big fellow, perhaps,

It's gone mad around here! I thought we were supposed to be a team!

It's in their little bunny natures.You can't change that, can you? No!

It's not safe to bring our vegetables here! The show's off!

It's off to bunny heaven for you, big ears! Victor, no o o!

It's the toxins coming out!

It's time we tried my latest invention.

It's very snug. It's my Jacob's Ladder.

It's Victor Quartermaine. Heard you had a spot of rabbit bother.

It's working, Gromit! It's working!

Job well done, lad! Ho ho!

Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that's all.

Just a little added lunar power to enhance the mind waves...

Just imagine what it would taste like!

Just like I promised Lady Tottington!

Just tell me how I kill him er, I mean, it.

Just the sort of client we should be dealing with, eh, lad?

Kiss my potato. Not now. Kiss my artichoke.

LADY TOTTINGTON SCREAMS

Let them grow big and strong under Thy loving care.

Let's do it in an orderly and law abiding fashion!

LIGHT HEARTED ORCHESTRA MUSIC

Look, just.... Victor! Campanula!

Look, there he is! Over there!

Look, this flippin' vegetable competition

Look...if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way.

LOUD BELCHING

Lovely cheese, Gromit!

Mankind, freed from rabbit problems forever!

Marvellous? Marvellous...?!

Mmmmmm! Lovely food!

Mob supplies! Get your angry mob supplies here!

Morning, Gromit!

Mr Wallace! It's the beast, your ladyship!

Mr Wallace! Oh, Tottie!

Mr Wallace?

Mr Wallace. Hm. Is this all of them?

Mrs Mulch?

Must be a while since you measured it.

Must be getting a bit full down there.

My baby! There, there, love. It'll be all... Huh?!

My darlings!

My home, a safe haven for all things fluffy!

My poor, sensitive child,

My secret garden.

Nah!

Next thing you'll be saying is that Hutch is turning into me!

Nighty night, me lovelies!

No o o! No o o o!

No, no! No!

No, the golden carrot belongs in the Were Rabbit!

No, this is just a...reaction to that veg diet you've got me on!

No, Victor! Y You don't understand!

No!

No! No, no!

No! Stop, please! Victor! Ha!

Not even the Great Duck Plague of '53 stopped it.

Not like this! Charming. I'm Wallace.

Now for a great big plate of...

Now I'm not so sure. Ohhhh!

Now, listen carefully. I've only got two...

Of course not, my dear.

Of course... the vegetable competition!

Of course... the vegetable competition!

Oh ho!

Oh hoo, very classy!

Oh, come on, Gromit!

Oh, come, come now. I do believe the vicar's been at the communion wine!

Oh, grand! Er, we take cheque or cash.

Oh, Gromit!

Oh, Gromit!

Oh, he may look innocent, sir. But left to his own devices,

Oh, ho ho! Cracking job, Gromit!

Oh, I feel we're on the cusp of a real breakthrough, lad.

Oh, I suppose I have. Yes. Well, it's obvious to me

Oh, it was nothing, your ladyship. Oh, so modest!

Oh, it worked, Gromit!

Oh, it's hopeless!

Oh, it's simply marvellous!

Oh, look!

Oh, look!

Oh, no! It's only rabbits in there!

Oh, ohhh, er, Gromit, lad,

Oh, righto. I'll be off then. Ta ta!

Oh, thanks, lad!

Oh, Wallace! Whatever have you done to yourself?

Oh! Besides, Victor's promised meit won't suffer.

Oh! Ha! You're shaking!

Oh! It's going to be such a jolly competition tonight!

Oh! My eyes!

Oh! Oh! It's lucky for us her ladyship was so understanding.

Oh! Ugh! Uh!

Oh! Wallace? Hello?

Oh! Welcome to my inner sanctum,Wallace.

Oh. I'm afraid I have somerather bad news, Wallace.

Oh...just one left.

Ohh, cute little fella, in't he?

Ohh, whoops! Thanks, lad.

Ohh! Just smell it, Wallace.

Ohhh! Ha ha!

Ohhhh, lummy day!

Ohhhh!

Ohhhh. My carotte de Chantenay!

OK, so we've created a veg ravaging rabbit monster!

On this very night for over 500 years.

On with the show!

Once cured of their anti social veg ravaging behaviour...

Only one thing for it, lad.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! Aaagh, agh aaagh!

Ooh!

Ooh! ALL: Ooh!

Ooh! He's here! Oh, my hero!

Ooh! Mrs Mulch, no o o o o o!

Ooh! Reg, me teeth!

Ooh! WALLACE SNIFFS

Ooh...don't worry, I'll see to this.

Ooh...your ladyship.

Oooh, his loss, Lady Tottington. Please, Wallace, call me Tottie.

Oooh!

Oooh! Ee! Oo hoo!

Oooh! Oooh!

Ooooh! Oooh ah, oooh!

Or ears like terrible tombstones?

Ow! Not until I've taught youa jolly good lesson! Oh!

Ow! Ooh! Agh!

OWL HOOTS

PEOPLE SHOUT

Pesto! LADY TOTTINGTON GIGGLES

Pesto?

PHILLIP SNARLS

PHILLIP SNARLS Rruff! Rruff!

Phillip, help me! Phillip! Do something!

Please, come forward, whoever you are.

Please, do come in.

Protect and nourish the frail and the weak, O Lord.

Put her down, you great ugly brute!

Put me down, you, you... you whatever you are!

Put me down!

Quiet!

Quite right, my dear. I've thought this one through very carefully.

RABBIT BLOWS RASPBERRY Ooh! Wheeee! Wheeeeeee!

Rabbit rehabilitation!

RABBIT SNIFFS RABBIT SNORTS

RABBITS CHEER

RABBITS CRY

RABBITS HOWL

RABBITS HOWL

Really, lad! You do realise

Really, Phillip, the things one does for love...

Reeling in that fluffy headed bunny lover and I'm not about to let

Repent! Repent!

Right... Augh! Ach!

ROARING

Rruff! Rruff!

Ruined a perfectly good piece of fashionable knitwear, that did,

RUMBLING

Run, rabbit, run! WALLACE GASPS

S S Shoot it?! Yes.

Sadly, you won't be.

Say no to carrots, cabbage and cauliflower.

SHE GASPS

Should fix back on quite easily.

Silly old fool!

Silly old pooch! Ha ha! Thinking I'm the beast!

SINISTER ORGAN MUSIC

Sleep tight.

SLURPING

SLURPING

SLURPING

SNAP Ooooh!

So much more needs to be said! I'll give you a tinkle, shall I?

So that first prize might be mine.

So what if it is that blithering idiot?! No one will believe you!

So, it's true. The beast lurks within all of us, my child,

So, where did you get to, lad? I thought I told you to stay put!

Some puddle headed peasant poach her from me! Comprenez?

Something no other man has ever seen.

Sounds like a really big brute, this one!

Spare me the sermon, Vicar!

Splendid! HE PANTS

Stick around, lad.

STOMACH RUMBLES

Sweet dreams, old chum.

Ta ra, then! Wait!Wallace, I haven't finished yet!

Tell me, are you a vegetable lover yourself?

Tell me, what exactly will you do with all these rabbits?

Thank goodness you've... Oh! What ho!

Thank you for ridding me of a real problem, Mr Wallace.

Thank you, Mr Wallace!

Thanks for coming by! Well, I...

That you have absolutely no idea where this poor creature is.

That's "rabbits per minute".

That's awfully sweet of you, but you really needn't bother.

That's enough! That's enough!

That's right, come to Uncle Victor!

That's right, my lovely.

That's right!

The beast is in captivity! Oh, yeah?

The bounce has gone from his bungee.

The competition's only days away! You simply have to do something.

The gold carrot belongs to the show!

The hunt is off!We made a terrible mistake! Oh, no!

The lunar panels!

The Mind Manipulation O Matic!

The rabbit's gone. SHE SOBS

The rabbits can be safely released

The side that emerges at night,

The side that savagely rips the leaves of any innocent cabbage!

The Tottingtons have held a giant vegetable competition

Their tiny bunny brains are being saturated in my veg free mind waves.

Then, just take a look at my wife's brassicas!

There's no mercy with Victor Quartermaine!

There's no need to be afraid. SLURPING

There's something very special I want to show you.

THEY CHEER

THEY CHEER Ah, Mr Growbag!

THEY CHEER What a great idea!

THEY CLAMOUR

THEY CLAMOUR No, you're mistaken, Mrs Mulch!

THEY GASP

THEY GASP 'Tis done.

THEY GASP Ha ha! A Were Rabbit?

THEY GIGGLE

THEY GIGGLE

They must be breeding like...

They must have over stimulated Hutch's primitive bunny nature.

THEY SCREAM

THEY SHOUT It's a disaster!

THEY SIGH Ohh, Gromit!

THEY WHIMPER

They're...growing on me! Then, come with me.

Thing is, well... you've rather let me down

This confounded contraption virtually suffocated me!

This is an honour! Ooh! Ow! I I It's a disaster!

This veg diet's doing the trick, eh, lad?

This was no man! THEY GASP

This will impress her ladyship.

THROUGH MEGAPHONE: Oops!

THUD Oh, maybe I should have used a bigger nozzle.

THUNDER BOOMS

THUNDER ROLLS

THUNDER RUMBLES

To kill such a creature would require nerves of steel.

To me...to me. Gotcha!

To say nothing of a relationship with an important client!

To the Mind Manipulation O Matic...

Tottie! Wallace! You're unclothed!

Turn on the Bun Vac! Full suction!

TURNS RADIO OFF

TYRES SCREECH

Um...ooh, well...

Unlike Victor. He's never shown any interest in my produce.

Veg ba a a ad.

Veg bad.

Vermin first, though, what what! Come on, Phillip!

Vicar, I need more gold bullets! They don't come cheap, you know?

VICTOR CHUCKLES

VICTOR CHUCKLES All in good time, my dear.

VICTOR GROANS

Victor, hadn't we agreed, no more thoughtless killing?

Victor, I have to know, did it suffer?

Victor, we can deal with this humanely.

Victor?! What are you doing?

WALLACE CHEERS Oh, potty poo!

WALLACE CHUCKLES

WALLACE CHUCKLES Simply by connecting the Bun Vac

WALLACE GASPS

WALLACE GASPS It's heavier than it looks!

WALLACE SIGHS

WALLACE WHIMPERS

WALLACE WHIMPERS

WALLACE WHIMPERS Uh...caught red handed, eh, lad?

Wallace?

Watching me shape? A ha, there's a good dog.

We can brainwash the bunnies!

We have brought a terrible judgment upon ourselves.

We paid good money for our crop protection!

We'll see to him in the morning.

We've all got a lot to thank you for.

Well done, old pal!

Well, at least now he's at peace.

Well, come on, lad! What are you waiting for?

Well, fancy that!

Well, I think you deserve this, Gromit

Well, let's see how HE likes it!

Well, then, perhaps they'd be humane enough to give me back my dignity!

Well, this is simply spiffing news!

What are you staring at with those beastly eyes?

What is it?

What kind of bullet?

What we are dealing with here is no supernatural rabbit!

What?! Like last time?! Yes, OK, I admit the beast is still at large.

What?! The beast has struck again! That's what!

What's goin' on?! Who is it? Reel him in, lad!

Wheeee!

Wheeee! THEY CHATTER

Wheeee! THEY CHATTER

Who will save us? Hey! Er, er... GUNSHOT

Whoops!

Why, you...?! PHILLIP BARKS

Why, you...you knew it was Wallace all along!

WIND ROARS

WIND WHISTLES

With technology!

With the beast in captivity, the competition can go ahead as planned.

With this...beastly beast business!

Yeah! THEY CHEER

Yes, lad, a lovely lady rabbit! Mm hm!

Yes! Doesn't it fill your heartwith desire? Oh, yes, yes!

You can hop, but you can't hide, Pesto!

You stay here, where you belong in the doghouse!

You think you can con an innocentwoman out of her fortune? Who, me?

You think you can pilfer my filly, don't you? Grrrr!

You'd never believe they'd cause so much damage.

You're not going anywhere, Pesto.

You're safe!

You've got to help me, Gromit! Hide me! Anything!

You've saved it, Anti Pesto! It was nothing at all...

You've saved the day, Mr Wallace!

Your Lordship!

..and we can begin.

..fantastic!

..feelings for you! Er, feelings? Ooh, well, never mind, eh?

..maybe the other me can! I'm inventing mostly.

..the beast! VICAR GASPS

..vegetables!

"Cheese"?

"Our manor house"?! No one's mentioned marriage, Victor.

"The Were Rabbit."

"Tottie"?!

(..toupee, please.)

(Not yet, anyway.)

(She gasps, she sobs)

# All the gifts around us

# Are sent from... # CREAKING

# We plough the fields and scatter