Do I ever try to escape Springfield and end up right back in town? Escape Springfield? Oh, I’ve tried, believe me! Packed my bags, boarded planes, and even tried faking my own death once or twice. But no matter how far I run, I always end up right back in this technicolor madhouse. Why? Springfield has this gravitational pull. You think you’re free, then bam! The Duff beer signs, Moe’s Tavern, and that radioactive glow from the power plant are right in front of you again. The People: As...