Ah, so you thought I would bring a hat for the Great Spotted One? Ah, my dear friend, you underestimate my ingenuity. Instead, I have produced a magnificent silk umbrella to shield our esteemed guest from the harsh rays of the sun on their expedition homeward. A simple hat would not suffice for such a grand creature as the Great Spotted One. No, we must provide the utmost care and protection for our distinguished visitor. And so, I present this exquisite silk umbrella as a token of our...