“Ladies and gentlemen, fine people of this illustrious gathering, distinguished members of the 'let's hope I don't get censored' assembly! Let's jump right into the heart of the matter. We're delving into a topic as wild as a rodeo clown on a unicycle—excess proceeds. Imagine the government not just taking the cherry on top of your sundae, but the whole darn sundae bar, the kitchen sink, and your great aunt's secret recipe book! It's like they set up a government run bake sale, devoured all...