“Ladies and gentlemen, senators, representatives, esteemed members of the ‘please don’t cut my mic’ committee! Let’s dive right in. We're talking about excess proceeds—what happens when the government decides it’s not just gonna take the icing on your cake, but also the plate, the table, and your grandma’s recipe! I mean, really, it’s like they opened a government bake sale, ate all your cookies, and then charged you for crumbs!” (Audience chuckles) “Excess proceeds—it’s the gift that doesn’t...