Aladdin (1992) Edit

A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself

A dazzling place I never knew

A diamond in the rough.

A diamond in the rough.

A fine prize for any prince to marry.

A fine upstanding youth such as yourself,

A fool off his guard Could fall and fall hard

A hundred bad guys with swords

A lowly prisoner, like yourself.

A magic carpet.

A new fantastic point of view

A person of your unimpeachable moral character

A pretty necklace for a pretty lady.

A princess must then be wed to...

A snake, am I?

A thousand apologies, O patient one.

A warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar!

A whole new life

A whole new world

A whole new world

A whole new world

A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh.

A young man who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed.

Aah!

Aah!

Abu says, uh, that's not fair.

Abu, I'm sorry. I didn't...

Abu, start digging.

Abu, this is no time to panic.

Abu, what are you, crazy?

Abu, you look good.

Abu!

Abu!

Abu!

Abu! No!

Abu. Abu.

Adjust your veil and prepare

Ah ah ahhh.

Ah ha ha!

Ah, ah, ah, Princess. Your time is up.

Ah, almost.

Ah, but there's a new order now.

Ah, don't. Huh?

Ah, go on.

Ah, Master, there are a few addendas, some quid pro quos...

Ah, no. I never actually wished to get out of the cave.

Ah, rule number one, I can't kill anybody.

Ah, salaam and good evening to you, worthy friend.

Ah, yes. Abject humiliation.

Aha!

Aha. To make a prince.

Ahem. Uh, Prince Ali Ababwa.

Ahem. Uh, Princess Jasmine? You're very...

Ahh!

Ahh! Whoa!

AI. AI, little buddy.

Al, all joking aside, you really ought to be yourself.

Al, I can't help you.

Al, no problem. You've still got one wish left.

Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?

Al, you little genius, you.

Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years.

Al! Kid, snap out of it.

Aladdin.

Aladdin.

Aladdin. Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show.

Aladdin. Wake up.

Alaskan king crab. Ow. I hate it when they do that.

Ali Ababwa!

Ali, where have you been?

Ali?

Ali. Oh, Ali. Will you come here?

All of you. Standing around deciding my future?

All right, Sparky, here's the deal.

All right, you bad boy, but no more freebies.

All right, your wish is my command. Way to go, Al.

All right!

All this for a loaf of bread?

All you gotta do is rub like so

Allah forbid you should have any daughters.

Allow me.

Almost there.

Ami.

And a prince besides.

And all of sudden you're walking out on me?

And all the treasures in all the world.

And does Abu have anything else to say?

And every other stuffed shirt, swaggering peacock I've met.

And everything that goes with it.

And have servants and valets.

And her smile...

And I don't have fleas.

And I'm pretty sure I'll like Princess Jasmine.

And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes.

And never have any problems at all.

And now, esteemed effendi, we feast. All right.

And only your fleas will mourn you.

And that, good people, is why

And the finest merchandise this side of the River Jordan,

And the sand in the glass is right

And then I stuff the crackers down his throat. Ha, ha!

And then make the sucker disappear?

And then we drop papa in law and the little woman off a cliff.

And then you shall have your reward.

And then you, my boy, will become sultan.

And this time...

And, uh, then you become the sultan.

Any time.

Anything. Pick a feature.

Arabian nights

Arabian nights

Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?

Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp?

Arrest Jafar at once.

At last, after all my years of searching,

At least some good will come of my being forced to marry.

Awk, the lamp. Awk, the lamp.

Awk! Jafar, I'm stuck.

Awk. Cave of Wonders.

Awk. The problem with your daughter.

Bam! Whack!

Be careful.

Before they are beheaded.

Believe me, I know. I've looked.

Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar.

Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you.

Breakfast is served.

Bring the guns, the weapons, the knives, and how about this picture?

Brush up your Sunday salaam

But I can't stay here and have my life lived for me.

But I got to stop pretending to be something I'm not.

But I really am a prince.

But I thought the law says that only a prince can marry a princess.

But it would require the use of the mystic blue diamond.

But it's been in the family for years.

But it's hard to make out.

But Jasmine hated all those suitors.

But never duplicated...

But no harm done.

But she's the princess.

But the law says only a prince can...

But together, perhaps we can be more.

But we're not through yet.

But what am I talking about?

But what is inside that counts.

But when I'm way up here It's crystal clear

But you are going to relieve him of it.

But you are going to relieve him of it.

But you two will be wed at once.

But you're so old.

But, Genie, what about your freedom?

But, Jasmine, you're a princess.

But, master, you're in luck 'Cause up your sleeves

But, oh, to be free...

By Allah, this is quite a remarkable device.

By Allah.

By your next birthday.

Bye bye, you two crazy lovebirds!

C'est l'amour.

Caesar salad. Ah! Et tu, Brute? No.

Call me Al.

Calm yourself, Iago.

Can this be true?

Can we call you Al? Or maybe just Din?

Can your friends do that?

Can your friends do this?

Can your friends go Abracadabra, let her rip

Can your friends go poof

Can your friends pull this

Can't even bring people back from the dead.

Carpet, let's move.

Chicken à la king? Nope.

City of mystery, of enchantment,

Combination hookah and coffeemaker. Also makes julienne fries.

Combination hookah and coffeemaker. Also makes julienne fries.

Come back here, you little thieves!

Come on down, stop on by Hop a carpet and fly

Come on, Abu.

Come on, Abu. Let's go home.

Come on, Aladdin!

Come on, help me out of these.

Come on. Come on out. We're not gonna hurt you.

Come on. Tell me.

Come on. This way.

Confound it, Rajah.

Couldn't we just wait for a real storm?

Cute little gaps between your teeth.

Dearest, you've got to stop rejecting every suitor who comes to call.

Death.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, my lord.

Diamond in the rough.

Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here?

Do I know you?

Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance.

Do you know what the penalty is for stealing?

Do you smoke? Mind if I do?

Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop.

Don't talk back to me, you big blue lout.

Don't they look lovely, June?

Don't touch anything.

Don't toy with me.

Don't worry, Abu. I'll never see her again.

Don't worry, Prince Ali. Just give Jasmine time to cool down.

Don't you scare me like that.

Done something terrible.

Dost mine ears deceive me?

Down, boy.

Down, kitty.

Duplicated, duplicated...

Ecstatic.

Either that or I'm gettin' bigger.

Either that or I'm gettin' bigger.

Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her.

Esalalumbo shimin Dumbo.

Eww!

Ex Prince Ali

Excellent work, Iago.

Except you, Rajah.

Excuse me, monkey boy. Aquí. Over here.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.

Face it, Jafar. You're still just second best.

Fair deal. So, three wishes.

Faster.

Father, I hate being forced into this.

Father, what's wrong with you?

Father.

Filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

Finally, you will bow to me.

Find him! Search everywhere!

Finders keepers, Abubu.

Fine. I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else.

First give me the lamp.

First, that fez and vest combo is much too third century.

For Prince Ali

For the first time in my life, things are starting to go right.

For you and me

For you and me

Freedom.

Fresh fish!

From now on, you are to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me,

From this day forth,

Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.

Genie of the Lamp!

Genie, grant me my first wish.

Genie, I can't keep this up on my own.

Genie, I wish for you to make me a prince.

Genie, I wish for your freedom.

Genie, I, uh...

Genie, I'm really sorry.

Genie, I'm...

Genie, my second wish...

Genie, no!

Genie, that's terrible.

Genie, wake up and smell the hummus.

Genie!

Genie's right.

Genuflect, show some respect Down on one knee

Get away from here, you cursed, filthy ape!

Get him!

Get the lamp.

Get the point?

Get this thing off of me!

Get your blasted beak out of my face.

Get your paws off that.

Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?

Give me adequate cause

Give me some tassel. Yeah. Yo, yo.

Giving you your reward.

Go on.

Good bye.

Good bye.

Good grip.

Good grip.

Good kitty, take off.

Good luck marrying her off.

Good night, my handsome prince.

Gotcha!

Gotta eat to live Gotta steal to eat

Gotta eat to live Gotta steal to eat

Gotta keep one jump Ahead of the bread line

Group hug.

Guards! Guards!

Ha, ha! Praise Allah!

Hail the conquering hero

Hang on to your turban, kid. We're gonna make you a star.

Has he got a zoo I'm telling you

Have a cracker, pretty Polly.

Have some of column A Try all of column B

He didn't kidnap me. I ran away.

He doesn't like flying, either.

He faced the galloping hordes

He gave you your power. He can take it away.

He got dolled up and dropped by

He is obviously lying.

He's become a one man rise in crime

He's got 75 golden camels

He's got a sword!

He's got slaves He's got servants and flunkies

He's got the outfit. He's got the elephant.

Heard your princess Was a sight lovely to see

Hello? AI?

Hello? Hello?

Help! Help! Help!

Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.

Here goes, better throw my hand in

Here you are.

Here you go.

Here, Jafar.

Here. Go on. Take it.

Here. Have lots.

Here's your cracker. Shove them all the way down your throat.

Hey you, let us through It's a bright new star

Hey, can you make me a prince?

Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar

Hey, I think there's something written here,

Hey, I was beginning to feel left out.

Hey, I'm a street rat, remember? I'll improvise.

Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude.

Hey, looky here Ha ha!

Hey, Rugman, ciao. I'm history.

Hey, she was in trouble. Ah, she was worth it.

Hey, take it easy, Abu. He's not gonna bite.

Hey, that's the last thing I wanna be.

Hey, watch it.

Hey!

Hey! Whoa!

Hey.

Hey.

Hi. Where you from? What's your name?

Him. I choose...

His assets frozen, the venue chosen Is the ends of the Earth, whoopee!

His birds that warble on key

His personality flaws

His power does exceed my own.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. I'm a fast learner.

Hmm. Interesting.

Hold him.

How 'bout a little more baklava?

How about Laddie? Sounds like, Here, boy. C'mon, laddie.

How are you doing that?

How could I choose someone she hates?

How could you?

How dare you.

How do I look?

How in the... Uh. Awk!

How many times do I have to kill you, boy?

How may I be of service to you?

How will I ever...

How...

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? What?

Huzzah!

I am exceedingly sorry, Princess.

I am in desperate need of your wisdom.

I am not a prize to be won.

I assure you, Your Highness, it won't happen again.

I become the sultan.

I can open your eyes

I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare.

I can show you the world

I can take a hint Gotta face the facts

I can't believe it. I just don't believe it.

I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug.

I can't breathe, Jafar.

I can't go back to where I used to be

I can't hold on. Give me your hand.

I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.

I can't make anybody fall in love, remember?

I can't take it any more!

I can't wish you free.

I choose you, Aladdin.

I didn't even know his name.

I do not want to see you.

I don't buy that

I don't care what I am. I'm free!

I don't know where she gets it from.

I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us out of this cave.

I don't suppose I might...

I don't think you're him. Tonight, the part of Al

I got a powerful urge to help you out

I gotta tell Jasmine the truth.

I had to slit a few throats, but I got it.

I have chosen a husband for you.

I have decided to make my final wish.

I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter's hand.

I have never seen one of these intact before.

I have servants who go to the marketplace for me.

I just want to make sure you're taken care of.

I just... I gotta be smooth, cool, confident.

I know what's wrong.

I know why you did.

I know.

I love the way your foul little mind works.

I made a mess of everything.

I mean, I hoped you wouldn't. No, that's not what I meant.

I mean, uh, you don't seem to know how dangerous Agrabah can be.

I must have hit my head harder than I thought.

I must have sounded so stupid to her.

I need a young pair of legs and a strong back to go in after it.

I never realised how incredibly handsome you are.

I ran away and I am not going back.

I should have freed the genie when I had the chance.

I should've known I couldn't pull off this stupid prince wish.

I sometimes dress as a commoner, um,

I think he knows where it is.

I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise.

I think I'm making a weird face in it.

I think it's time to say good bye to Prince Abubu.

I think she took it rather well.

I think, then, you would be most rewarded to consider this.

I understand.

I want them to be good.

I want to thank you for stopping that man.

I will have the power to get rid of you.

I will never marry you.

I will order the princess to...

I wish for Princess Jasmine

I wish to be an all powerful genie!

I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the world!

I wish to rule on high as sultan.

I won't. I'll leave that to my...

I wonder what it would be like to live there,

I work for Señor Psychopath now. What are you gonna do?

I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar.

I...

I... Where is it?

I'd blame parents Except he hasn't got 'em

I'll chase them anywhere There's time to spare

I'll do it. I'll set you free.

I'll go now.

I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat.

I'll miss you.

I'll take that as a yes.

I'll teach you some respect.

I'll use my third wish to set you free.

I'm a fool.

I'm a street rat, remember? And there's a law.

I'm afraid you've worn out your welcome, Prince Abubu.

I'm coming.

I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.

I'm free! I'm free at last!

I'm free. I'm free.

I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, kid.

I'm gonna miss you.

I'm here to answer All your midnight prayers

I'm hittin' the road. I'm off to see the world. I'm...

I'm in the mood to help you, dude

I'm just getting warmed up.

I'm like a shooting star I've come so far

I'm listening.

I'm not going to be around forever, and, well, I...

I'm not worthless.

I'm on the job, you big nabob

I'm outta here!

I'm quite sure that...

I'm really very sorry.

I'm rich, too, you know.

I'm serious.

I'm sorry I lied to you about being a prince.

I'm sorry, Abu.

I'm telling you, nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen.

I've been looking all over for you.

I've never been so insulted.

I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends.

I've never even been outside the palace walls.

If anyone can help, it's you.

If I do marry, I want it to be for love.

If I gotta choke down on one more of those mouldy, disgusting crackers...

If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.

If in the event a suitable prince cannot be found...

If it weren't for all your years of loyal service...

If Jasmine found out I was really some crummy street rat,

If only I had gotten that lamp.

If only they'd look closer

If the princess has not chosen a husband by the appointed time,

If we're lucky, you won't have to marry Jasmine after all.

If you could just... Aah! That hurt!

If you let me go to the palace, I can get some from the sultan.

If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter.

If you won't bow before a sultan,

In a lot of good ways

In case of emergency,

Indescribable feeling

Is exactly what this kingdom needs.

Is it that obvious?

Is that an official wish? Say the magic words.

Is this where you live?

It begins on a dark night,

It broke.

It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.

It is necessary to find the princess a suitor.

It once changed the course of a young man's life.

It pains me to see you reduced to this, Jasmine.

It says mode of transportation.

It sounds a little strange, don't you think?

It's a shame Abu had to miss this.

It's a world class menagerie

It's all mine.

It's all my fault, Rajah.

It's all part and parcel of the whole genie gig.

It's barbaric, but hey, it's home

It's better than here.

It's mine.

It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it.

It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends.

It's not only this law.

It's out there. We're in here.

It's that law that's the problem.

It's this suitor business. Jasmine refuses to choose a husband.

Itty bitty living space.

Jafar has

Jafar, can you hurry up? I'm dyin' in here.

Jafar, I order you to stop.

Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it... Great!

Jafar, my most trusted counsellor,

Jafar, this is an outrage.

Jafar, watch this.

Jafar, you must come and see this.

Jafar, you vile betrayer.

Jafar! Jafar! Get a grip!

Jafar?

Jafar.

Jafar. Get your hands off her.

Jafar. Let's put this whole messy business behind us.

Jafar. Let's put this whole messy business behind us.

Jasmine won't even let me talk to her.

Jasmine,

Jasmine, hang on.

Jasmine, I do love you,

Jasmine, I tried to tell you. I'm just...

Jasmine, there's something I got to tell you.

Jasmine!

Jasmine!

Jasmine!

Jasmine?

Jasmine? Where are you?

Jasmine.

Jasmine.

Jasmine.

Jasmine...

Jasmine...

Jeez, where'd you dig this bozo up?

Jerk.

Jerk.

Just a con, need I go on

Just a handful of this stuff would make me richer than the sultan.

Just a little snack, guys

Just dig a grave for both of us. We're dead.

Just forget it. Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm moulting.

Just go jump off a balcony!

Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter.

Just say the word and you're a prince again.

Just where did you say you were from?

Kersplat!

Let him go.

Let me share This whole new world with you

Let me take your order Jot it down

Let them cheer.

Let's get real here. It's not gonna happen.

Let's have the guards extend him an invitation to the palace, shall we?

Let's make some magic.

Let's not be too hasty

Let's see here.

Life is your restaurant And I'm your maitre d'

Like a prince.

Like Arabian days

Like me

Like so many things, it is not what is outside,

Like?

Listen. Ah, still good.

Look at me from the side. Do I look different to you?

Look at that, Abu.

Look at them, cheering that little pipsqueak.

Look at this. Yes.

Look out, here I come.

Look, I... I'm sorry.

Look, I'm sorry. I really am. But they wanna make me sultan.

Looks like such a beat up, worthless piece of junk.

Looks like we're gonna have to find a way out of here.

Looky here, men. A street mouse.

Made you look.

Make sure he's never found.

Make way

Make way for Prince Ali

Make way, here he comes Ring bells, bang the drums

Marry the shrew.

Master, I don't think you quite realise what you've got here.

Maybe you can help us.

Mayday! Mayday!

Me, too, Al.

Me?

Me?

Mind if I kiss the monkey?

Mmm. Not enough.

Mmm. That's better.

More often than not Are hotter than hot

Mr Aladdin, sir Have a wish or two or three

Mr Aladdin, sir What will your pleasure be?

My daughter has finally chosen a suitor?

My daughter has finally chosen a suitor.

My diamond in the rough.

My father must have sent them...

My father's forcing me to get married.

My life is but to serve you, my lord.

My most abject and humblest apologies to you as well, Princess.

My most trusted advisor.

My order.

My, my

Nah. He hates fireworks.

Never fails. You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp.

Never.

Next time gonna use a nom de plume

Nice going, Abu.

No matter what anybody says,

No one to tell us no Or where to go

No one's ever asked me that before.

No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.

No way.

No, I'm mythology.

No, no

No, no, no. Not that one. Come on, Sultan.

No, no, please, Princess. Give me a chance.

No, really. On a scale of one to 10, you are an 11.

No, siree

No!

No!

No!

No! No, please!

No! No, please!

No.

No. But, Jasmine, listen to me, please.

No. Genie.

No. I guess not.

No. Let's work with me here.

No. They wanna make Prince Ali sultan.

Not have to go, Poof. What do you need?

Not so fast, Jafar. Aren't you forgetting something?

Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything.

Not that strange.

Not to worry, my liege. There is more.

Now I know I'm dreaming.

Now I'm in A whole new world with you

Now, back to Agrabah. Let's go.

Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.

Now, if you'll excuse me, master.

Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business... Jasmine?

Now, pussycat,

Now, remember. Bring me the lamp.

Now, run along and play with your little toys, hmm?

Now, tell me everything.

Now, then, perhaps I can divine a solution

Now, when did you last Let your heart decide

Now, where were we?

Obviously lying.

Of course. I'm delighted to meet you.

Oh come, be the first on your block To meet his eye

Oh, all of you, come over here. Big group hug.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts.

Oh, but, Genie, she's smart and fun and...

Oh, button up, Jafar. Learn to have a little fun.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dearest.

Oh, excellent judge. Yeah, sure. Not!

Oh, Father, I just had the most wonderful time.

Oh, Father.

Oh, hello, Doctor. How are you?

Oh, how frightfully upsetting. Had I but known...

Oh, I come from a land From a faraway place

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I'm sorry, Rajah.

Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I don't have any money.

Oh, it's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom

Oh, it's wonderful.

Oh, Jafar, you're too kind.

Oh, much farther than you've travelled, I'm sure.

Oh, much farther than you've travelled, I'm sure.

Oh, my

Oh, my goodness, what's happening?

Oh, my!

Oh, nice shot, Jaf...

Oh, no. I don't think so.

Oh, Prince Achmed. You're not leaving so soon, are you?

Oh, Princess.

Oh, Princess.

Oh, really?

Oh, sorry, Cheeta. Hope I didn't singe the fur.

Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.

Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair.

Oh, there's a big surprise.

Oh, this is all my fault.

Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that.

Oh, you must be hungry.

Oh, you sure showed me. Now, about my three wishes.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Ah, Jafar.

Oh! Jasmine.

Oh! My head.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. I'll teach you some manners.

Oh. Uh, my ring?

Oh. Wait a minute. Jafar.

Ohh! Look at this.

Okay, Abu. Go.

Okay, fine. But remember, bee yourself.

Okay, I'm gonna go see her.

Okay, you marry the princess, all right?

On a magic carpet ride

On his way to the palace, I suppose.

On sale today. Come on down.

On wishes? Some all powerful genie.

One bona fide prince pedigree coming up.

One jump ahead of the hit men One hit ahead of the flock

One jump ahead of the lawmen

One jump ahead of the slowpokes One skip ahead of my doom

One swing ahead of the sword

One thing I pride myself on, Jafar, I'm an excellent judge of character.

One too many hits with the snake.

One whose worth lies far within.

Only one may enter here,

Only one may enter.

Only until she finds a chump husband.

Ooh, hairball.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh.

Ooh. I like it. Muy macho.

Oooh! I... I...

Or beheaded.

Or say we're only dreaming

Or should we say Aladdin?

Other than that, you got it.

Otherwise we'd get along

Out in the menagerie. Hurry.

Out of my way, you filthy brats.

Out of the way. I'm coming in to land.

Out their little hat?

Out there on the dunes

Over, sideways and under