Talking of the game shed. Who could forget tall Tom? Tom was a giant of a man who stood at eight feet four with his 6 inch platform heels and beared more than a passing resemblance to Richard Beckinsale. Was his brawn due to the many hours of Porridge he had to endure during his youth? Tall Tom was really good at games. He would very often win. Unless of course, his step pervert, eeeer Dad, Geordie was doing his usual cheating whilst puffing on the Devil's pot pourri in the corner. Tom is...