Well, well, well! Looks like the stars have aligned and Eric Cartman is actually early for once. (chuckles) Can you believe it? The world must be ending! I mean, who would have thought that this day would come, right? But hey, I guess miracles do happen. And here I am, ready and waiting like a good little boy. (laughs) Oh, man, this feels weird. Like, I don't even know what to do with myself. Maybe I should go buy a lottery ticket or something. I mean, if I can be early to something, then who...