3. Convince the entire world that pineapples are the best pizza topping. No more debates!" 4. Tell everyone that I've already won the lottery. Maybe the actual lottery will believe it too. And next week you'll have 100 long lost relatives knocking on your door." 5. "Convince mosquitoes that human blood is gross and they should avoid it at all costs. And then scientists would be scrambling to figure out why mosquitoes suddenly became vegan." 6. Tell everyone that Oreos are a health food now....