The Wedding Singer (1998) Soundboard Edit

A 50 year old guy hitting on chicks.

A girl who I'm actually marrying next week.

Actually tells me he cheats on her.

Actually, I've been doing some thinking, and..

Actually, Rudy, don't even worry about it.

All I have are these arms...

All I know is that to me...

All right

All right, enough. Go out

And a promise to be near...

And basically everybody at table nine.

And I sat in the window seat?

And if it was, I'd be puking more than that kid

And like the time I couldn't find my car.

And round...

And since we let our first class passengers..

And the colors don't run together

And the feeling's right.

And the feeling's right.

And the moron she's gonna marry...

And the only heart I own...

And the way I've seen you two..

And when I think of you, Linda...

Are you going to the engagement party?

Can I help you?

Can't do that doing favors for people all the time..

Celebrate

Come here, Big Red.

Do pretty much whatever they want, here he is

Do you have any experience?

Do you like Flock of Seagulls?

Do you really like Glenn?

Equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

Everything. You got to get married...

Five days now

Get out of my way, or you're going to get hurt.

Getting paid in meatballs

God, I love David Bowie. He is so sexy

Good save, wedding singer.

Good.

Good. That guy needs to get laid.

He'll be so wasted...

He's doing good.

He's rich, he's charming, he's handsome...

He's ridiculous.

He's taking it pretty bad.

Here you go

Hey, I'm sorry

Hey, kids.

Hey, the Goofball Brothers.

Hey, wait a second.

Hi, Robs.

How about this?

How do you do it, man?

Hundreds of people we don't know..

I can feel all the happiness in here.

I can see that you're drunk, and that's OK.

I don't need a big wedding...

I don't think that's gonna happen

I don't want to break up

I feel weird being in this place.

I fell in love with this girl who's going to marry an idiot..

I gave her the jacket

I got a good idea for a song.

I hope you find her.

I keep thinking about you over and over

I know this...

I like her.

I like these rubber bracelets. You look like Madonna

I mean...

I owe it to her to get married.

I really miss you, and I want to come back

I should have.

I think I got into it to make some money..

I want some, want some.

I want to get a big house, have some security.

I want you to meet a friend of mine...

I'd like to do it together

I'll close this deal by the end of the week.

I'll finish up in the alley

I'm afraid he's indisposed.

I'm doing better. I don't know.

I'm exiting the car

I'm Julia.

I'm pleased to meet you

I've gotten hotter.

I've had the blues...

If I...

If she's half as easy as Holly...

If the furnace breaks

In our kitchen sink...

Is it your confidence?

It was nice meeting you, too

It was, but now I'm doing some stuff...

It'll be a double date, Glen and I are gonna go to.

It's a shame you won't be doing weddings anymore

It's really not my thing.

Julia's staying at Glenn's tonight, huh?

Know what? The first time this guy saw you..

Let me just pick up a chick, and we'll get out of here.

Let's keep the fun rolling. Take it away, George.

Like to bite right through that thing

Like when I was in rehab...

Listen, don't worry

Look at him go

Look at the happy couple.

Look at the picture of that girl

Looking into each other's eyes all day long...

Man. That hurts

Marshall's? You should go to Tony's.

Much better.

My business has tripled

My grandmother gave me a savings bond when I was a kid.

Need you..

No exceptions. Up out of your chairs.

No, it smells good, actually.

Not my finest half hour...

Now, who of you out there would like to dance...

Of any man in this room to dance with...

Of dawn and dew

Oh yeah, Holly is nice

Oh, man.

Oh, me.

Oh, my God, Glenn!

Oh, sure, honey. What's not to like?

Oh, what a..

Oh, yeah, surely will, Jennifer

Oh, yes, I do...

Ok

One..

Open up them lovin' arms.

Open up your lovin' arms

Oy, oy, bar mitzvah...

People can't eat without forks.

Perhaps we should call her.

Plus, you know, you probably..

Pretty good?

Pretty.

Really? Then I guess I'm in big trouble.

Romantic lady...

Sammy, how come you're not out with your limo? What's up?

She comes over to tell me how she feels...

Single baby...

So all I'm saying is that when you fall in love...

So cheers.

So I know I can trust her

So I'm gonna make this really easy on you

So now you're not gonna give it to me?

So you know Julia's staying at Glenn's tonight.

So, how's your first night going?

So, Robbie, how's your business going?

Sunday's the big day, huh?

Take it, George.

Thank you.

Thanks

Thanks.

That are still interviewing some witnesses

That lasts forever...

That me, fatty, sideburns lady..

That's a good wedding singer.

That's all.

That's not true, because I saw you inside

That's right.

The coolest, most un losery guy in the bunch.

The girl who finally beat me into submission.

The kids have been fed, but if they want snacks...

Then why are you?

There was a note.

There were bells...

There's going to be over a hundred drunk girls...

There's only four ******* families in this town

They rip your heart out of your ass.

Think about it

This much is true

This thing they call love..

True

Until my music career took off.

Very nice.

We came here all the time. We used to get chocolate shakes.

We only have one seat left in our first class section.

We'd like to ask passengers traveling with small children...

We're too old.

What happened?

What have I been so right about?

What?

What?

When he wrote that.

Who are you?

Why did you tell him I was marrying him?

Why? What happened?

Yeah, it is. You told me she was in trouble.

Yeah, well just don't drop a dumbbell on your head.

Yes, it's ladies' night

Yes, it's ladies' night...

Yesterday!

You are the worst wedding singer in the world, buddy!

You can't let her get away.

You don't even have to give me the job

You get emotionally involved, and they end up..

You got it. There.

You guys are off to a great start.

You know, that information...

You like being the guy that helps them realize that?

You look like you're lots of fun.

You talk about her ass again, I'll break your neck

You want to do some gambling and fun right away..

You're eight years old. You only know your parents

You're going to the mental institution.

You're gonna meet a girl who treats you right someday.

You're marrying Glenn 'cause he's got money.

You're on your way.

10 singing lessons for one business card.

Are you back with Linda? No