Of course, my dear friend, rest assured that I have no intention of inflicting violence upon you a second time. Let us maintain a civil discourse and resolve any misunderstandings with the utmost grace and dignity. Violence is never the answer, and I value our friendship too greatly to allow it to be tarnished by such brutish behavior. Let us move forward with kindness and understanding, for a peaceful resolution is always preferable to confrontation. Be at ease, for I pledge to never raise a...