Chillin Island (2021) - Season 1 Edit

A bunch of dogs, cats,

A dragon was eating my butt on a cloud.

A friendly snake or two along the way.

A lot of people term it as drugs,

A lot of, like, moms. Oh.

A nice bottle delivery service going?

A snake Pangaea.

Able to think about that question, even

About a scorpion and a frog.

About God knows what,

About his wounded hand in private.

Acid or shrooms? Shrooms.

Ah, that's lit.

Ah! Oh, shit. [laughs]

Alec collected Joe Camel matchbooks.

Alec! What?

All right, I can't reel.

All right. You gotta help me.

Almost died.

Always give a blessing to Mother Earth.

Always give a blessing to our Father Sky.

Amongst the rock, one cannot stop or think.

An exhaustive search within and without.

An open sewer that exists so that we may frolic

And a really interesting belly.

And another wild goose chase

And as such, finds fishermen disgusting.

And barely knows where he is.

And be eaten by a monster.

And because it's my heart.'"

And can run for a long time,

And catch a worm.

And certain he has already died many times over.

And cut the snake arm and leg off.

And different places.

And distract myself really quickly."

And dripping into my sinuses, like postnasal drip.

And eat the plant?

And going to sleep, like, I chose that.

And had a really mysterious belly.

And he had, like, stopped to get food.

And he has strange posture.

And he won't stop picking up this crab.

And he's just making mad money selling T shirts?

And he's not looking forward to it.

And hit mad hard and loud.

And I didn't do it.

And I don't know if people are gonna look at me different,

And I got in my bunk, and I went like this.

And I guess, maybe, I've always been interested

And I haven't slept in many years.

And I spent two years overseas.

And I thought I could feel my brain melting

And I was like, "I think I wanna get on the bus."

And I was like, damn,

And I was like, this is exactly what I needed.

And I was like, you took it too far.

And I was, like, laying in the bunk like, I'm dead.

And I'd wake up, and that's all I'd look for.

And I'll never see it again.

And it'll chase you.

And it's like, that's just and I hear 'em.

And it's really sad.

And its secrets forever.

And Joe Pesci runs out the door in his boxers

And just dropped that shit off. That's a classic trick, yeah.

And Lex.

And people say it's really cool.

And shoots a gun into the darkness?

And should die, I guess, of disease?

And somehow, I came upon this far place.

And start taking those beans?

And stronger after that.

And talk about skunk ape.

And that's why there's so many problems

And the frog agrees to help the scorpion find food

And the moral of the story is that scorpions are assholes.

And the pipe's going out the top of the camp,

And the sandy road.

And the smell's going in the woods.

And then I gained a lot of fucking weight.

And then I probably couldn't walk for half an hour.

And then I started putting on some good weight,

And then it's like all of the crazy shit?

And then that's all I could think about.

And then what are the commenters saying?

And then you shit your brains out and die.

And then, fly free. [both laugh]

And then, he just, like, took it to somewhere

And then, I start realizing everyone was freaking out.

And then, my belief got stronger

And then, they would just drop all the way down to the floor

And then, you you're straight for the rest of your life.

And then, you gotta, like, come back,

And they guy's waving his arms crazy and it doesn't stop

And they just yell as loud as they can?

And they're cooking lima beans on a stove.

And they're different shapes.

And they're staying in one place, you know?

And unfreeze in a hundred years...

And watch us play. Who's Dalp?

And we know that for certain now.

And you convince yourself you died already,

And you do too much of them [burps]

And, like, holding on the pole with their thighs.

And, like, Miles Davis.

And, like, really genuine.

And, you know, really quiet, nobody here but us,

Animals that eat snakes are ophiologists.

Are up for the extremely easy task of starting a fire.

Are you 'gramming, TikToking, texting?

Are you scared of the ocean? Um, yeah.

Are you smarter than me when I was 17?

Are you?

As long as he doesn't sting him.

As many people in it.

Attack helicopter developed and manufactured

Attract the skunk ape.

Back in the old days, the old people,

Back on shore.

Be out in nature opens up your mind a little bit,

Beautiful.

Because it seems arrogant if I'm like, "Yeah."

Because it's still human, kind of.

Because of that, he has friends everywhere

Because of the making them part?

Before the video game addiction?

Before you take the medicine.

Bickering and insulting each other?

Black gold diamond teeth.

Body in, mind up, heaven out.

Boom, they hear a noise, supposedly a skunk ape.

Both are assholes.

Both: Whoa! And I was just

Both: Yeah!

Bro, this one got a face on it.

But average male height is what, like 5'9"?

But everything in this new and strange place

But he could never get rid of his horse accent.

But I don't know."

But I feel like like, I don't want to do all that.

But I want every kid to be a different ethnicity.

But I was born in Florida.

But it does do wait.

But it hasn't happened.

But it was a good trip at the same time.

But it's not.

But like, I'm really good."

But loves to climb trees.

But my dad said my pet died,

But surely, they can all agree they'd like to sit down.

But their feet are just spinning really fast

But there's no rules.

But they can't be good.

But this is just an idea that I've had.

But this is what it really looks like.

But this shit apparently Yeah. Rattles.

But when I was in percussion, I played drums.

By a big, heavy fish.

By a man they do not know.

By the American rotorcraft manufacturer Bell Helicopter.

Call out to Ski.

Can I throw it?

Can't do that.

Cast a big, heavy line from a big, heavy boat,

Check this out.

Chop it up, mix in some rice and shit,

Come on, man. It's me. [chuckles]

Cornelius.

Could I have a cigarette? Yeah.

Crazy.

Dap is extremely high on nicotine gum

Dap. But then, it goes away

Did you guys know there was more stars than sand?

Do any of y'all have a cigar?

Do they explode when you do that and you turn it on?

Do you guys see that?

Do you have anything on your phone?

Do you know horse sperm could get a woman impregnated?

Don't drink that trash SVEDKA.

Don't make any threatening moves.

Down here and doing some hunting,

Drink too fast, something else will happen.

Drink too slowly and risk death by dehydration.

Drugs and alcohol.

Even in this arid wasteland.

Every night before bed, I would ask my brother

Everybody's just, like, bothering me.

Everything is going to be great now.

Expectations are low on this voyage.

Extend their life with medicine

Family.

Fishing is a cutthroat business.

For a quick fix to what plagues their minds,

For building a computer out of scraps.

For its, like, vet bills or some shit?

For lip licking.

For some of the world's most vile criminals.

For the act of preying on snakes.

For the first time in my life.

For trying to be fish.

Forming what we now know as continents.

From curious thrill seekers who might want

From my spirituality.

From the limelight...

From the public for how long? It's not a secret.

Fuck you guys.

Fuck.

Get pulled to the middle of the ocean

Gin? Nah, I'm a I'm a nasty guy.

Give him one back.

God. You scared of God?

Going like that, I would do that all day,

Going on in my life.

Harnessing their dangerous powers spiritually?

Has befriended a small army of snakes.

Has pulled our foolhardy fishermen

Have a bad life in the beginning,

Have you ever heard of Steven Spielberg,

Have you experienced heartbreak recently?

Have you guys ever just noticed, like,

Have you? Me?

He abandons his friends to follow the ghosts.

He claims to have special knowledge.

He doesn't know where he's going,

He dons a gold grill.

He fell in the ocean. Oh.

He has already forgotten where he is and what just happened.

He has to stand at the bottom of the hill

He is an only child,

He just balled up like a football.

He loved all the variations of the anthropomorphic camel.

He made "Jaws" and shit. Who gives a fuck?

He made us happy when skies were gray.

He plans to re emerge with a death defying stunt

He pulled over, let me out.

He was a he was my pet dragon.

He was a pink man.

He was a real pussy. [grunts]

He was, like, really skinny in the arms

He will eat the fish.

He will kill many fish.

He will risk his life to be in a funny outfit.

He'll never know, dear, how much we love him.

He'll strike you dead with, like, a lightning bolt?

He's been invited to go fishing

He's coiled to strike.

He's gonna fix everything. Hi, Ezra.

Heeding the call to rescue these three bumbling men.

Hell yeah. Am I supposed to know?

Here's to my dog.

Him or his Nintendo Switch batteries?

Hold up. Oh, my God! [goat bleats]

Hoping to finally find what was quickly shown to them once

How you guys doing? What up, bro? You okay?

How you know everybody out here?

I ain't mad. Yeah.

I am of Jamaican descent. Mm hmm.

I believe there's a God.

I cried, and then it still was good.

I did a lot of self destructive behavior

I did mad drugs. For sure.

I did that two years ago."

I didn't buy it, so it didn't matter.

I don't eat fried chicken.

I don't eat fruit.

I don't eat wings.

I don't feel good, and whatever.

I don't give a fuck about none of that shit.

I don't know anything about this thing.

I don't know if that's a good thing.

I don't like stuff like that. You don't like Coldplay?

I don't want to be with myself. Let me get high on drugs.

I expected you to be dead right now.

I feel like I'm not so great

I feel like it doesn't. I feel like it do.

I feel like the vibes would be way better without me.

I feel so dumb right now. What am I doing?

I feel that a snake could also hate life.

I gotta do it if you do it.

I guess we lost your Jet Ski.

I have such a clean trip. I feel like

I have this thing, right?

I hitchhiked over here, man.

I hope you get good blessings out of this, son.

I just I saw, like Oh.

I just started liking other stuff too.

I keep thinking about killing everyone on this boat.

I know a lot about animals.

I know you can't hear it too well.

I like Adderall a lot.

I like Taco Bell. While it's moving?

I like that. [laughs]

I like the cut of your jib.

I like to read people who do, like, drugs and then

I like to see myself as a good energy

I love 'em. Yeah.

I love a good pocket snake.

I mean

I mean, you're not 6 feet either,

I never saw that on TV. They twist around each other.

I never usually remember.

I no longer have these pictures to protect me,

I performed, like, a lot of places like Europe,

I served during the conflict.

I spent a lot for these.

I spit my grill out.

I swear. I've been trying to hold it in.

I think

I think a 17 year old now is smarter than we were

I think I just died.

I think I stayed dead a few too

I think it was a "rockweiler."

I thought, that's like yeti.

I toured America from, like, what I remember.

I used to love the g**** ones.

I usually have sex on drugs.

I wanna kiss it.

I want... Uh oh.

I was drafted,

I was drunk, you know?

I was into kind of so, like,

I was just so ready to get out the police car.

I was kidding, but holy shit. [chuckles]

I was like 220. Whoa, shit.

I was like, this is bad.

I went downstairs to see some ass,

I went through that stage in my life.

I would do anything anyone told me

I would love to sprinkle some beans.

I'll smoke a box of these bitches."

I'll tell you something about, oh, a cheetah.

I'm a artist. All right.

I'm a Hennessy all the time type of guy.

I'm a little heavy for my height.

I'm America's child.

I'm dumb hot. Yeah, it's great.

I'm finna get rid of it." It was a dog?

I'm going upstairs, and I'm starting to cry and shit.

I'm gonna die. Shut up.

I'm just in there like,

I'm like, "Yo, can you let me out to smoke?"

I'm like, "You know what?

I'm like, all right, "Let me see some ass

I'm not a religious man.

I'm not even playing right now. What do you do?

I'm not lonely after all.

I'm sitting on the side of the street smoking a cigarette

I'm surprised nobody died.

I'm taking money out the ATM all sad and shit.

I'm telling you right now, I can't reel!

I'm trying to distract myself from something.

I'ma ask the medicine man if you shit yourself on peyote.

I've never believed in a higher power, really.

I've never had a lot of food Hot chocolate?

I've never had steak. I've never had

I've never learned to dance because of that.

I've never seen that in real life.

If I called you Billy Boy,

If something was to run up on us right now, are we dead?

If there were water, we should stop and drink.

If they were cold.

If you could do whatever?

If you could get close,

If you could just simulate this indoors,

If you utilize it,

If you'd like to get up here and see the view.

Imagine being surrounded by disgusting men

Impossible.

In 40 years?

In a boy's life.

In a cabin in the woods, and they hear an owl,

In a normal setting, you know?

In an attempt to forget that he is lost and far from home.

In Atlanta, ****as just like [imitates whoosh]

In being convinced otherwise,

In enlightenment or death?

In general?

In my head, I made, like, a decision.

In my type of business, so, I don't know.

In our milk and shit.

In search of the medicine that will heal these broken men.

In some cases, it is all of them.

In their waste.

Into his portable video game console

Involving drug consumption.

Is a New York City public school rite of passage.

Is engaged in a desperate fight for its life.

Is he leaving me? It looks that way.

Is it a loud animal?

Is it hot?

Is many times the size of a cheetah's heart.

Is that the biggest prey you've ever murdered?

Is that the skunk ape?

Is this SVEDKA? No, this is Goose, baby.

Is what I'm getting at.

Is what you're saying.

Is when he's bullied by birds.

It bothers me.

It was I think it was like half a million bucks.

It was a club that had really high poles.

It was a member of the prolific Huey family.

It was raining one day, and me and my dad,

It will never forgive these men

It works on you in a certain way

It'd probably be inside.

It's a good blessing, to have these here

It's almost all of them.

It's crazy how quiet it is in the desert.

It's delicious.

It's interesting.

It's like a live painting that never stops.

It's like a nine foot dude?

It's like seeing a ghost.

It's like, I want to hear every song I ever liked right now.

It's like, that's something, you know,

It's like, uh, I'd rather be a gorilla.

It's never ending. It's full of creatures.

It's not a party. It's not a party.

It's pretty similar.

It's pulling me. It's pulling me!

It's something that they're just attracted to scent wise.

It's the cousin of death.

It's turning colors. It's green.

It's very dangerous for your health.

Its stomach came out of its mouth from laughing.

Just bring him in slow.

Just killing.

Just like, I ain't gonna Yeah.

Just nobody asked.

Killing...each other?

Lay down here too.

Leaking into my head, and I was just crying.

Let me just bite a human."

Let me see the gun. No.

Let's do it. Let's holla back in this.

Let's find out what makes these guys tick.

Let's go.

Lex loves to dress up in funny outfits.

Like a animal like this multicolored dreadlocks?

Like a average sex session? I don't know.

Like a Halloween face. You see it?

Like a ski mask. Like the one you put on.

Like a Tesla.

Like all men who don't wear shirts,

Like my music and stuff, but they never, like,

Like Switzerland.

Like the eyes got the same pattern that's the skin.

Like they gotta spit.

Like us, you start

Like you control what's happening in the dream?

Like you're riding that horse."

Like, "Hm, I want to see what human tastes like.

Like, "I wanna kill him."

Like, "Yo, last night was crazy."

Like, a bird is just, like no arms.

Like, a grain of sand, like, one piece of sand.

Like, aliens, monsters I believe in aliens.

Like, Asian girls was, like, the first type of girls

Like, chased these dogs down, and we caught I caught one.

Like, ever since I was a kid, I just like Asian stuff.

Like, for real, for real.

Like, how do I not be this nauseous?

Like, how we just try different species.

Like, it was people over us

Like, most cheetahs die from over running.

Like, most snakes,

Like, my friends that I'm there with,

Like, some good strength weight on my arms.

Like, some of these rocks are smooth.

Like, the snot, like,

Like, the vegetable thing at least.

Like, we should all die.

Like, when I was a kid, I seen a lot of stars.

Lil Tecca has arrived.

Little hot sauce.

Look at the Tupperware in the back.

Look. Yo!

Look. [chuckles]

Looking down and seeing a skunk ape come in

Looking for spiritual guidance.

Losing one's innocence as early as possible

Make 'em a little brick.

Make it up this shit, man.

Man, we fucked up. All right, note for next time.

Many things he has lost,

Might get them confused. Right.

Mixed ethnicity children.

Mostly feelings, sometimes small pieces of gold.

My dad played Radiohead a lot, Coldplay, Thom Yorke.

My dad used to play, like, Elton John

My name is Ski Mask.

Named such because of his striking resemblance

Narrator: "Chillin Island."

Narrator: "For every action,

Narrator: A committee has been gathered

Narrator: A horse is a horse, of course,

Narrator: A man who gets lost in order to find himself

Narrator: A snake in the hand is worth two on the moon.

Narrator: A telltale sign that a man is a snake

Narrator: And this is Alec, unscathed and content.

Narrator: As a child,

Narrator: As a teenager, he was on the cover

Narrator: Before trudging any deeper through this hellscape,

Narrator: Birds delight in the pain of snakes.

Narrator: But perhaps the spirits

Narrator: Dap is all rod and no action.

Narrator: Dap wants Tecca to fish now, but he is being coy.

Narrator: Ew.

Narrator: Exploring one's sexuality is a vulnerable time

Narrator: Finding oneself can often be

Narrator: Flying psychiatrists.

Narrator: For our adventurers, it may be a mixed bag,

Narrator: Friends beget friends.

Narrator: Gaze upon our unwitting hosts,

Narrator: Give a man a fish,

Narrator: Good night, everyone.

Narrator: Gravity is so powerful, and it's invisible.

Narrator: Having a meeting.

Narrator: He doesn't realize it yet,

Narrator: He has escaped

Narrator: He hopes to meet

Narrator: He spent a lot of money

Narrator: He will stop at nothing

Narrator: He will undergo a battery of tests

Narrator: He's a crybaby who hurt his little fingers.

Narrator: He's taller than I thought he would be.

Narrator: He's the star of the show.

Narrator: Here is no water, but only rock.

Narrator: How do they make fish bricks?

Narrator: I hate the idea of hating Pink Floyd.

Narrator: I wish that sound happened

Narrator: I would like to control ants.

Narrator: If only our crooners knew.

Narrator: Imagine if you can see gravity.

Narrator: It is well known among goat herders

Narrator: It seems our big fish

Narrator: Let's see if these guys

Narrator: Lex has stayed behind to cry

Narrator: Listen to this.

Narrator: Look at these guys.

Narrator: Look, it's Ezra Koenig,

Narrator: Looking down from the heavens,

Narrator: Mr. Lonely. Paging Mr. Lonely.

Narrator: Now they can showcase their inability

Narrator: Now they're toasting.

Narrator: Of course, these guys won't drift out to sea

Narrator: Oh, I wonder what that feels like.

Narrator: Ophiophagy is the Latin term

Narrator: Piss proof.

Narrator: Remember that scene in "My Cousin Vinny"

Narrator: Singing the uplifting songs

Narrator: Some seek thrills.

Narrator: Tecca finds fishing disgusting,

Narrator: Tecca has somehow managed

Narrator: Tecca, having told the port master

Narrator: That it has made itself appear

Narrator: That's the skunk ape.

Narrator: The albino Yiddish snake.

Narrator: The ancient souls that inhabit these hills

Narrator: The boat is waterproof.

Narrator: The clam's pallium protects it

Narrator: The famous talking horse, Mister Ed,

Narrator: The gun is now officially off limits.

Narrator: The sky is beautiful.

Narrator: The truth was he wanted to set things on fire.

Narrator: There is a famous fable

Narrator: There's a lesser known creation myth

Narrator: This is Alec, drunk with power

Narrator: This is Alec. I'm hot.

Narrator: This is Dap.

Narrator: This is Dap. Ah, shit, ah.

Narrator: This is Lex.

Narrator: This is Lex.

Narrator: This is Lil Yachty,

Narrator: This is rapper Lil Tecca.

Narrator: This is Young Thug...

Narrator: This seagull is an asshole.

Narrator: This thing looks fake,

Narrator: To focus more on finding

Narrator: Very creative young gentlemen...

Narrator: What are all these birds?

Narrator: When I was very young,

Narrator: While Dave blathers on endlessly

Narrator: Wide eyed and desperate

Narrator: Yachty is taking a short hiatus

Narrator: Yachty was our sunshine,

Newton's third law of motion.

****a, what the fuck type of ****a is you, bro?

No cap, I ain't gonna lie. That's a very polite way...

No one is scared of the standing man

Nothing can ever love Lex.

Now the world is overpopulated, right?

Obliterating the monsters I dreamt of every night

Of "The New York Times" Metro Section

Of an elusive beast that might not exist

Of his homeland to keep spirits high.

Of looking within and finding nothing.

Of my life, still.

Of our dire situation, has brought back some food

Of their tristate island homelands.

Of this American huckster.

Oh, my fucking God. Is that a lizard?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. [chuckles]

Oh, my God. Look at that one guy.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, that shit stinks, bro. I'm sorry.

Oh, this must kill, like, seasick people.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. He's in your hole.

Oh, yeah. [chuckles]

Oh!

Oh! Oh, oh!

Oh! Oh! You good. You good. You good.

Oh. You okay, brother?

On a piece of alligator meat.

One of them was fast as fuck.

Only time will tell.

Or are you at a stage where you're trying different hats?

Or are you too young? Probably too young.

Or be left only with the realization

Or do you? Oh, man.

Or just, like, find a smooth rock.

Or the sitting man.

Or will today be the day the search ends

Or y'all just passing through?

Or you just gotta stay dead?

Or you're bugging out on acid? Shrooms and acid, yeah.

Or, like, a friendly parrot?

Orange white people, white white people.

Originally intended for his six beautiful dogs,

Our explorers make off with his canoes.

Our explorers must meet a man called Dave.

Our heroes find a little baby island.

Our hosts are hydrating for the long road ahead.

Our only sunshine.

Out of all the fish in the sea,

Out of courtesy, yeah. Oh.

Outside of the cuckoo crazy brain

Over and over again?

Parrot, a crow. You really like animals.

Parts I, II, and III.

Parts of your brain are working that maybe not be working

People love cigarettes in jail?

People made this medicine to make us live longer.

Perhaps Tecca was a fish in a past life.

Peyote only grows at high altitudes.

Play dead until you realize it's no longer a game.

Play dead, Dap.

Please don't take our sunshine away.

Plus the species of crocodile you are.

Probably told him he had hepatitis C.

Reel up! Gotta, gotta!

Right there. Now I like them.

Roasted sea snails and fish bricks.

Rock and no water

Rupee? It's dead. Yeah.

Similar color, which is why some people

Ski!

Sky full of 'em.

Smartwater, Aquafina? Poland Spring.

Snakes had legs and arms?

So blame him.

So cute, so small.

So I started cooking beans and letting the scent go out

So I was depressed.

So if you play "Fortnite,"

So it depends. I don't know.

So it's you're trying to make me sound like a weirdo.

So just spiritual guidance.

So then, I get on the bus.

So they have different beast shapes

So this is the secret life that you've been hiding

So we just came down here and made a go of it.

So you with it?

Some bitch said, "I'm trying to ride you

Some dangerous shit.

Some hunters are out at their hunting camp,

Some seek a comfortable place to sit.

Some seek a meaning or a purpose.

Some shit like that? Oh, yeah.

Some venom boys? In those buckets, I do.

Something just...

Sometimes we feel that way.

Sometimes we think that way.

Sometimes, it'll drop down on four, not very much,

Start leading a good, happy life again.

Still got, like you still can, like

Stokeley Goulbourne.

Surely, it will solve all their problems.

Sweet kid.

Take a load off.

Teach a man to fish,

Tecca hates fishing and maybe Dap.

Tecca, what do you think?

Tecca's good? Yeah.

Teeming with life, the sea provides a cover

Tell me who their sons are. Like, they'd be, like, my age.

Than I've done in my entire life.

Thank you. Nah.

Thank you. I feel like you guys.

That guy looks like he's ready to puke.

That I should be allowed to eat animals.

That inhabit this ancient and sacred ground

That is cute.

That makes sense out here.

That ****a a'ight?

That shit is sick when they flick their tongue out

That singing makes goats piss.

That tell a sex story on it.

That they have been his plumbers all along.

That was a Stephen Crane poem that I like.

That we chased down in the rain.

That we're the chosen people.

That will give you a lot of good teachings.

That will prove to everyone how tough he is.

That would feel patronizing or upset you?

That you don't hear too often in the woods.

That you hear in cartoons when someone is trying to run,

That's a great physical activity.

That's a Mexican Hat rock over there, right?

That's my favorite band.

That's sick.

That's the key that opens the door

That's what I say.

That's what make them run fast.

That's what we say in the big city!

That's what you think."

That's when I realized I was crying, like, a lot.

That's why we flipped over, I guess.

The AH 1 is also referred to as the Huey Cobra or Snake.

The big fish eat the little fish.

The fire's green. See it?

The fish was so happy Alec picked it

The fucking eyes like green, brown, it's crazy.

The Guinness World Record holder

The last thing you think about when you

The next step is furniture after gear.

The pretense was that

The road winding above among the mountains.

The scorpion stings him anyway,

The sea is for fish.

The sea is not for people.

The sun rises on another day

The swamp,

The sweet, sweet stink of Swisher Sweets will

The toilet bowl of the gods.