In the first epic duel between Lyin' Kamara and Jingleheimer Schmid, we see a quantum fluctuation in probability theory. Kamara's team, weighed down like a collapsing neutron star, did its best to pull in some points from Stefon Diggs and Zay Flowers, but they were no match for the gravitational pull of Jingleheimer Schmid's Bo Nix and Josh Jacobs, each creating their own statistical singularities. One could say Kamara’s team performed as unpredictably as Epstein’s mysterious chair—stable...