1 She reset me to factory settings 2 Tried it once. She gave a defeated sigh, then chuckled. Then she said something like, you're getting too old. That was the day I became a man. I'll never forget my 32nd birthday 3 She started counting to negative numbers 4 Bold of you to assume that they are alive to tell their story 5 I had my sister's Hello Kitty belt imprint left on my butt 6 Half of my respiratory organs were destroyed 7 I woke up in the back of a wagon heading to Skyrim