Yo, what's the dealio with school picture day, huh? Like, do you transform into a freakin' cardboard cutout in the back row, or do they just slap a silhouette in your place? I mean, are you straight up pretending to be a 'no show' and covering your face with your hands, hoping the photog gives you a discount or somethin'? What's the move here, folks? Are you pulling that classic I'm too 'ugly' for pics card, or are you just trying to keep that pretty little face of yours a well kept secret? I...