Masters of Sex - Season 4 Edit

A beautiful woman with a filthy mouth extremely appealing.

A few more decibels, perhaps the neighbors will.

A husband kisses his wife at the door,

A lot of swamps in Florida.

A shared passion.

A while.

A woman who is fucked up,

About my social calendar, Virginia.

About the salesman who Helen's parents think knocked her up.

About us hiding that we're married.

About what happened here tonight.

About what?

About... fuck!

Afraid...

After she's back from cavorting with her male lover.

Agreed.

Ah, which is too bad, 'cause the way she usually gets

Ah, you sound like Lisa. Look, I swear

All right, I will, um...

All right.

All that was missing afterwards was a handshake

All that?

All the things your father never did.

Along with Lorenz Hart.

An arrangement,

An attraction?

And a thank you card.

And before they have sex,

And bosses shouldn't sleep with their employees.

And bring Jane. I haven't seen her in a while.

And decided to start playing sexual roulette.

And don't treat me like a piece of business that needs handling.

And ending it

And even longer since I said yes.

And for you?

And he loves you anyway.

And he shat... He shat, Bill...

And him just opening and closing his mouth like a guppy.

And how about you?

And Howie and Johnny are at Tommy Hershfeld's.

And I knew Dan would always return to me.

And I know that I should've told you this sooner,

And I loved you, Libby.

And I want to have sex in the shower,

And I want you to do something for me

And I'm not asking.

And I'm not sure if you've noticed,

And if I am gonna go to a five hour charity dinner,

And if she's not, that's fine.

And in bed, you want to be the best he's ever had

And into a sewer?

And it was so...

And my heart skipped a beat.

And nervous.

And presumably your husband's not torturing himself

And really just say, you know,

And says to these two,

And somehow you love me...

And telling them the truth.

And that appealed to you?

And that is nobody's business but our own.

And the other isn't.

And the second the show was over,

And the sign in the window says,

And the wife's more demure?

And their protest against boredom.

And then I used the special swingers' handshake

And then it... it got away from me.

And then you take pity on me?

And there are infinite ways that sex can happen

And there are people out there... Lester and Betty...

And this one would rather see him strung up by his ball sack

And this past week since your session?

And Virginia is bringing someone?

And walk into a party where I know no one?

And we never did it once.

And we'll see.

And what makes you worthy of his love?

And why he couldn't possibly be that man.

And yet you manage to.

And you don't get to blame me for everything.

And you trust me.

And you're not much of a radical.

Anyone? Anyone?

Anything. Um...

Anywho... 00.

Are supposed to be having dinner next week in New York.

Are they able to let go of and forgive each other

Are they capable of reflection,

Are you all right to drive?

Are you and Mark here an item?

Are you close?

Are you sure it's on this block?

Are you sure you want me to?

Are you the carpool buddy or the office colleague?

Are you the woman Michael has been telling us so much about?

Are your eyes open or closed?

Aren't you gonna help?

Art Dreesen.

Art encouraged me to bring a friend.

Art made quite a point of insisting

Art, could you do it now?

Art, the world's only reluctant swinger,

Art, you're a romantic.

As a slap in the face to you.

As far as I am concerned,

As I consider myself to be,

As you shared with me in graphic detail.

At a party like this.

At least to flirt.

At some point, I want to be felt up under the goddamn table.

At the same time, in the same amount?

Back home by 6:00?

Baxter, you hear me? You stop your yapping!

Be better than those people

Be better?

Be fun to flirt, don't you think?

Because I knew you wouldn't.

Because I winked and licked my lips,

Because if so, my job here is done.

Because it feels good

Because that was great. That was great, okay?

Because you wanted to go to bed with me.

Before we even left the pet store, and they promised.

Besides, I have the children tonight.

Betty met Mookie.

Bill and I have found, um...

Bill, it's got to be, like, three miles.

Bill, there's something that I need to tell you.

Bill?

Boy? Girl? I can't tell.

Boy... girl...

Boy's or girl's?

Bram, was it?

Bump into that many people who make balloon animals.

But as best friends.

But as long as we can sit down and take each other by the hand

But clearly, you're not.

But first put the dog in the bathtub.

But gets easier.

But has it ever occurred to you, with all due respect,

But he said you were a fabulous cook.

But he'd be buried in a child's coffin.

But I am telling you, this one, inside,

But I know all the broken places.

But I know that I loved you.

But I'm not trying to get into your pants.

But I'm still the boss.

But I've got your coat.

But it does really help with our numbers.

But it was just never the right time,

But it's only a matter of time

But kept our feelings for each other.

But my ride has apparently up and disappeared

But no one in there wants me either.

But really, you know,

But the secret you,

But this isn't radical.

But when it's damn near impossible,

But you did.

But you're sure she understood to bring a date?

But, uh, she's not herself.

Can I take you home?

Can you imagine?

Can you leave a mark that's indelible?

Can you take Baxter for a pee?

Cancel each other out?

Care for some crap?

Care to tell me what yours looks like?

Civil disobedience.

Cleaning up the stuffing is still open.

Clearly, you're okay with him being with other women.

Closed. I'm pretending too.

Coats in the bedroom, everyone

Coats it is.

Coats, huh? Well, I dig it.

Come on in. The water is warm.

Come on, Adele. You've done this before.

Come on. Don't be shy

Come on. Don't be shy.

Come on. I'm a shrink.

Comes home with balloon animals for the kids.

Confident, competent in all things...

Constitutionally incapable of giving.

Contractually obligated to go home with which Elks member.

Corky St. Angeles.

Croon show tunes at swingers' parties?

Croon show tunes at swingers' parties?

Dan and I aren't married.

Dan and I didn't get married.

Dan Logan is your husband?

Dan's fine with either, so I've stuck with Johnson.

Day in and day out the way that I am.

Dazzling?

Definitely more to this lady than meets the eye.

Did I tell you she has a male lover?

Did I thoughtlessly capitulate to the children

Did she say who she is bringing?

Did you actually think that this was going to happen?

Did you sleep at all?

Do I ask for a little something in return?

Do I keep you late after work one night?

Do they love each other enough to make it work?

Do you know that there are exes out there

Do you need help?

Do you really not know what kind of party this is?

Do you think it's possible to end up in a good place

Do you think there are any single men here?

Do you want to mention the twins?

Do you?

Does seem to be going around these days.

Doesn't a part of you think that if she truly loved you

Don't be a party pooper.

Don't send that horrible lawyer of yours.

Don't send that horrible lawyer of yours.

Don't worry. You're already off the hook.

Don't you worry. We'll have you home before sunrise.

Don't you?

Double trouble.

Drive safely.

Drove their husbands.

Each one wanting something the other is

Easy. Art happens to like a woman

Eight hours of shut eye in a comfy bed

Encrumberances?

Enjoy him.

Even if it doesn't include you.

Even on our first date..

Even then, he arrives late, leaves after the photo.

Eventually.

Every time I sleep at the office,

Everyone makes his or her way

Excuse me. Is there a black and white cape back there?

Expressly for you by Miss Davenport, size six

Fall in and out of bed with other men,

Farmer Philo's Feed Bag.

Fine. Three.

For her and little Hugo to see the stupid fucking show.

For my cheating wife,

For the Checker Cab Company please?

For the Checker Cab Company, please?

For the hurt and disappointment that's brought them here?

For the life of me, I can't figure out

For the record, I am not serving anyone.

For the sole purpose of giving me pleasure.

For the work.

Forgive me?

Fran, of all people, she always seemed so easygoing.

From the only other homo at this party.

Gary and I have barely spoken.

Gave her a black eye once for dog earing a paperback

Get together with a few of their neighbors.

Getting cuts on your wrists from handcuffs

Getting roughed up by cops,

Ginger ale does not get out stains.

Give me one sec.

God, no. Of course I don't want to go.

Gonna have to use your imagination.

Good job? Is that better?

Good luck, baby.

Good one, Randy.

Good.

Got it?

Grab a bite to eat if you're hungry.

Great.

Guy, can I get a little drumroll, please?

Guy.

Harry... and Linda, don't you look pretty!

Have fun, you two

Have the same opportunities, the same success.

He also got into Howie's box spring,

He asked if he could order for me,

He asks if she's in the mood,

He knows not to feel threatened.

He said Virginia was?

He takes up very little room, and if you weren't so focused

He used to say he was 5'11 when they got married,

He worked the line at Birdseye for 40 years.

He's gonna find out, Virginia.

He's not gonna behave like this forever.

He's not reacting to the tenor of my voice!

He's reacting to the tenor of your voice.

Hello, may I have the number

Hello?

Hello. May I have the number

Her coat is beaver.

Her parents finding out about me by accident

Here, you're a guest in my home, in my bedroom

Hey, guess who isn't married to Dan Logan.

Hey, I suggested a restaurant,

Hey, Nance, uh, I could use your help for a sec.

Hey, no apologies necessary. I, for one, find

Hey, pal, if you want to do a little do si do with Gloria,

Hi. Libby Masters.

Hmm.

Holy shit

Holy shit. It's a fucking key party with coats.

Honestly, I can barely feel you.

Honey, isn't that yours?

Honey, you know how much I love you and I value you,

How about you and your ex?

How can it not matter?

How did you know that I was...

How do we treat them? That's the question.

How does it happen?

How long do you think they'd put you away for?

How old fashioned is that husband of yours?

How strong the sun is on the equator.

How their childhoods had affected them.

How's it looking in there?

Howard will have the lo mein.

Howie?

Howie? Come on, shake a leg.

Huh?

Humor me a little, would you?

I am actually a carnal woman, Bill.

I am so sorry about that,

I am. Soon.

I bought the kids a dog, Libby.

I call the shots.

I came with Virginia.

I can't remember the last time I satisfied her.

I didn't demand your passion.

I didn't see the night ending this way. Did you?

I do not want to end up with an odd number like last time.

I don't care. It doesn't matter.

I don't know what to say to her.

I don't know why

I don't mean to burst your bubble,

I don't think those appetizers sat so well

I don't understand.

I don't.

I fantasize about you getting decapitated.

I found it.

I got the tickets

I guarantee you her eyes are closed.

I guess.

I hate to break it to you, Ghee, but that is Guy.

I have never been hungrier in my entire life.

I have to admit I have seriously misjudged you,

I have to say you're the last person I expected to find

I have weak wrists.

I hope you're capable of changing your ways.

I just need to say a quick hello to the host.

I just wanted you home for dinner.

I know pretty much everything about you.

I know that.

I know what I signed up for. We made a deal.

I know what I signed up for. We made a deal.

I know your coat, Virginia.

I know.

I like you.

I loved you too.

I make one or two things well.

I mark it down as overtime.

I mean it. I'm really asking.

I mean really, really like?

I mean, it's... It's remarkable, actually.

I mean, Jenny promised me

I mean, she was just threatened by how close Erica and I are.

I mean, technically, yes, that's her,

I mean, where do they go from here?

I only knew what you showed me,

I parked it near a tree.

I push you away,

I should probably be getting home.

I think I might be ready...

I think it's a good sign that she's coming. Don't you?

I think the options are I risk going to jail

I think they're called crepes.

I thought that you were going to say that it took me

I thought, Oh, yeah, he's a take charge kind of guy.

I told them that you're not one for parties

I used to think all that time watching peas and carrots

I want a man to tear my clothes off,

I want to know what it feels like.

I want you to go down on me.

I want you to promise not to make me the bad guy

I wanted a honey, I'm home type of marriage.

I wanted him to act like a real man.

I wanted him to put his pleasure first,

I wanted him to take charge.

I wanted to show her love and respect.

I was a virgin when we married, Bill.

I was going to, but he's stuck in Miami.

I was just hired to play the piano till 9:00.

I was thinking I might walk.

I wasn't invited.

I wasn't rebounding, all right?

I wasn't.

I will make it crystal clear what is expected of them.

I work in a sex clinic.

I would've happily felt you up.

I... I'm... I'm sorry?

I... sorry. I was, uh... I go to this barbershop,

I... that's not at all...

I'd say they were gone about a month. You?

I'll be damned. Uh, the three of us

I'll be leaving here alone.

I'll grab us a couple more.

I'll make a deal with you, Lester, honey

I'll see that she gets it. Thank you.

I'll see you at the office, Virginia.

I'll set another appointment with them,

I'll talk to the kids tonight when I pick them up.

I'll tell him. I will.

I'm also divorced.

I'm also in an open marriage, so I judge no one, ever.

I'm going to clear all this up about Dan.

I'm just gonna need a minute.

I'm just, uh... just glad to be able to check that off my list.

I'm kidding. We're brothers.

I'm Kyle O'Brien.

I'm looking for a little moral support

I'm Lyle Schwartz.

I'm not making decisions to deliberately hurt you.

I'm not sure what you're looking for from me.

I'm not. I'm really not.

I'm representing her ex in a lawsuit,

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry you were disappointed.

I'm sorry, Bill. Did I selfishly inconvenience you?

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I thought that I was doing you a favor.

I'm sure if you want to go...

I'm sure there'll be a full bar.

I'm taking care of myself,

I'm thinking.

I'm totally prepared to be your worthwhile cause.

I'm... I'm really sorry.

I've apologized, but I think at the same time,

I've been separating the two since... since...

I've known men like that.

I've told you mine.

If I let her watch 15 more minutes of television,

If I want to,

If I'm with other women,

If Kyle and Lyle pick you, be forewarned... boys?

If only they'd been able to let down their guard with each other

If you leave in two minutes or two hours,

If you really did know her, her true self,

If you want me to postpone the divorce,

If you'd seen my mother in a restaurant

If you'll excuse me, may I use your phone?

In Barbie's Dream House.

In case you hadn't noticed,

In case you were wondering,

In fact, I'm gonna... I'm gonna get a refill.

In fact, there's a certain kind of honor

In recognizing right at the beginning

In the course of their normal life,

In the kitchen... I'll show you.

In the trenches with these children

In the work of intimacy?

In whatever this is.

Indeed, I have. What a beautiful place you have.

Is a plaid cape.

Is a roiling cauldron of rage.

Is ginger ale.

Is it because your respective infidelities

Is that a problem?

Is that sick, or what?

Is that what you're saying?

Is that... Is that Nancy?

Is that... that's it.

Is the other one taken?

Is there any particular reason, anything in your background

Is there any point to further sensate therapy?

Is there anything you want me to do?

Is this like a genie who gives you three wishes,

Isn't that right?

Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?

Isn't that true love?

It happens. Sometimes it happens.

It just reminded me.

It makes Nancy feel less guilty that she wants other men.

It means, Lester, dear,

It must have slipped my mind, Bill.

It never got that far.

It never occurred to me that any woman would ever want

It sounds like I'm bragging.

It took, uh...

It'd be one thing if you were okay with it,

It's a good time to do some thinking.

It's about a Volkswagen,

It's always tough at the beginning with a pet.

It's an attractive crowd. Not a beast in the bunch.

It's been awful.

It's better if he finds out from you.

It's gonna be, you know, us.

It's hard enough to keep them in line

It's here somewhere.

It's just a casual

It's just gears and pistons.

It's nice this time. Streets are empty.

It's not gonna change what people think.

It's not tragic.

It's pretty tragic, huh?

It's purely sexual.

It's quiet.

It's sad, actually.

It's so impossible to believe

It's time for you to clock out.

It's, are they willing to truly engage

It's... it's okay.

Jane has a boyfriend. Did I tell you his name?

Jane has that blouse. It's probably hanging

Jenny?

Jim Beam.

John? Jenny?

Just goes so much more easily.

Just switch places with you really quick?

Just talk to me

Just, you know, a tad.

Kids?

Kind of like a dog whistle.

Knowing what she wants from him sexually.

Lester, are you going?

Lester, just come. I'm sure the more, the merrier.

Let me just take a message.

Let's not make too little.

Let's not rehash it.

Libby left her coat.

Libby Masters?

Libby Masters.

Libby, Baxter is strictly the children's responsibility.

Like a person could actually just,

Like you weren't your mother.

Lisa? No. We split up.

Look alive, maestro

Look, if it were up to me, I'd be out the door,

Look. Everything is hard to begin with

Look. I was the one who wanted to get married.

Looks like someone's anxious to get this show on the road.

Looks like you got lucky after all, huh?

Made him real good at finding fault in an instant.

Make appearances unless he's being honored for something.

Makes her retch these days.

Marginally.

May as well. People already think we have.

May I be frank, Bill?

Maybe at first, but not for very long.

Maybe even smarter than you in some things.

Maybe he knows who you really are...

Maybe he's the guy for you, Virginia.

Maybe it's you that she's pretending with?

Maybe not the right way,

Maybe that's just a ruse to keep it going.

Maybe that's too modern a concept.

Maybe the next time he's in St. Louis.

Maybe... maybe not enough.

Michael Schaeffer, this is Virginia...

Michael, I thought this lovely woman was your girlfriend.

Michael?

Mike Schaeffer. Yes.

Mike. Mike Schaeffer. He didn't mention it?

Mm. I'm taking them to see something called, uh...

Mm. Let's not make too much of it.

Mm. Oh, that's, uh, Debbie DeLaurio's.

Mm. That's the suburbs for you.

Mm...

Modern? Are you serious?

Mom got the brunt of it

Moment of truth.

Morning, Lester.

Mount Etna.

Mr. Keller and I recently had a very unpleasant dealing.

Mrs. Johnson? Uh...

Much less acknowledge yourself,

My coat...

My girlfriend's parents are in town.

My husband and I, we have an agreement,

My point is, nothing radical has ever been catered.

Nancy gets stuffed up when she sleeps.

New partners.

No do overs unless you get the person you came with.

No man's ever loved you more than you've loved him?

No one on the ship warned us

No time like the present.

No, don't say that.

No, I made that

No, I mean...

No, it's not a problem at all. Let's get you two some drinks.

No, the question isn't, do they love each other enough?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I wait...

No. It's not like that.

No. It's not like that.

No. It's too traumatic for him to engage with her physically,

No. Libby's with me.

No. No. You believe in me.

No. You want me to be your equal.

No. You're awkward...

No. You're broken too.

No... of course. Mike.

Nope.

Nose whistle.

Not all of them, I'm sure.

Not an epidemic.

Not at all. I'm just wondering why you do it then.

Not ever.

Not for each other, not at first.

Not the response she expected to elicit.

Not the response she expected to elicit.

Not us.

Not yet. I will.

Not your body in bed or your mind at work,

Nothing sits well with what you've had to drink.

Now do you go by Johnson or Logan outside the office?

Now look at us.

Now take my goddamn coat.

Now, Art, host's choice:

Now, before we get started,

Of course.

Of that mispercep...

Of... of change?

Off of Corky St. Angeles' lampshade right now.

Oh, and just so you know, that enclosure is not secure.

Oh, come on. I saw you in that bar

Oh, Helen says the smell of this stuff

Oh, hey.

Oh, I'm not here to participate

Oh, it's been a long time

Oh, my God!

Oh, shoot. Okay, now I've lost count.

Oh, uh, how does anyone tell you apart?

Oh, we don't want to cart them around, do we?

Oh, we will.

Oh, well, I occasionally imbibe.

Oh, yeah? What are you pretending?

Oh, yes! Yes! Oh, yes!

Oh, yes! Yes! Oh, yes!

Oh, you don't know the half of it. Literally.

Oh, you think?

Oh! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Higher.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Is that uncomfortable?

Oh. That's probably why Libby invited me to a movie.

Okay, everybody. Settle down, boys and girls.

Okay, then.

Okay, then.

Okay, what..

Okay!

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. You're not driving. Give me the keys.

On his chewing proclivities,

Only all of them.

Only you're just giving me one?

Operator.

Operator.

Or are you gonna help me find my keys?

Or there's nothing on TV.

Or you risk ending up in a ditch.

Or... you just want to get laid

Ordering for my dad.

Otherwise, I really don't think this arrangement is gonna last.

Otherwise, I really don't think this arrangement is gonna last.

Ouch! Gary, stop!

Out of town.

Out of your mind, and I'll try to forget

Overturn the world order?

Partaking in pleasure when I choose to,

Party like what?

Pass.

Perhaps you have some special insight.

Phone's where it's always been.

Physical pleasure doesn't have to have anything to do

Pickle?

Please, Virginia.

Pleasure to meet you. Nancy Leveau.

Polite.

Popular music died in 1943,

Previously on Masters of Sex...

Probably a few. Are you in the market?

Proudly serving St. Louis since 1925.

Radical is marching through the streets,

Really?

Really? You want me to say it?

Recede into the background.

Right at the moment that everyone has lost their mind

Right now? Here?

Right now. Here.

Role playing can be an effective technique.

Roll past on a conveyer belt

Say something sexy.

Say what he wants.

See if you can turn a guy's head enough so all other women

She and Glenn just got back from a cruise in Acapulco.

She didn't. She knew herself. She knew that she wasn't a..

She doesn't care about him. It's a game.

She kept insisting she was my rebound after Erica

She laid out his clothes in the morning.

She likes me being with other women.

She owes me an apology too, you know?

She screws him,

She thinks I don't know where they're coming from.

She thinks I don't know where they're coming from.

She understood, Nance. Believe me.

She was calling him Moe Howard.

She would stop making fun of Howie's bangs

She wouldn't have said yes if she were still mad

She wrote out what to say to his boss

She... she can pass

She'll call you back in the morning.

She'll learn something and bring it back into our bed.

She'll tell them the truth when she's ready.

She's got quite a beaver.

She's pretending.

Shh, shh, shh.

Shit!

Since a handsome young man asked me that

Sipping cocktails in an Ethan Allen showroom,

So are you just going to stand there,

So I'm a saint.

So I'm not much of a risk taker,

So no other woman can compare.

So that was the deal we made.

So that's your argument for going to bed with you?

So was it everything you thought?

So we've kissed each other's bruises.

So what's it gonna be tonight? Keys?

So you are allowed

So you made me go all the way over there?

So you picked me on purpose.

So you're here alone?

So you're not a willing participant in any of this?

So, apparently, not only am I not good enough

So...

Some night, eh?

Someone who'll kiss your bruises

Something you and your husband do.

Sometimes she has this little...

Soon is too far away.

Sorry. Yes and no?

Speaking as a clinician, it sounds pretty authentic.

Stability above all else.

Stop it!

Such as you want to test your wattage,

Such as?

Take the coat and don't ask questions.

Tell you my wife doesn't understand me,

Tells her how delicious her pot roast is.