Alright, buckle up, because the U.S. political circus is in full swing, and let me tell you, it’s like watching a soap opera written by a committee of cats on catnip. First off, Chevron is packing its bags and heading to Texas. Yes, after 140 years of calling California home, they’re moving their headquarters to Houston. Politicians on both sides are losing their minds over this. It’s like someone just announced they’re moving Disneyland to North Dakota—people have opinions, and none of...