Oliver! Edit

A bargain, if ever there was one.

A couple of wallets. Lined?

A couple of wipes.

A fine one for the boy to make a friend of. Yes, I am, God help me!

A fine thing, Oliver in the lockup.

A liar as well as a thief, eh?

A man's got a heart, hasn't he?

A mute in proportion, so to speak?

A regular right down bad one, she was.

A violent man, Dodger. A very violent man.

A young, innocent face, nothing more.

After you, Fagin. After you, Dodger.

After you, Your Grace.

Ah, my love.

Ah. He's a very clever gentleman.

Ain't that enough for you without beating him to death?

Ain't there no more sausages, then?

Ain't you a trembling when I speak, Oliver?

All I got to live on in me old age.

All of them.

All one job?

All right, bring him in, Mr. Bumble.

All right.

All right. Mrs. Bedwin, the books are on the table beside my bed.

All this violence, all these scenes, screams, dramas!

All those thieves and robbers lurking in dark alleyways?

ALL: ♪ Have no fear Attack the rear

ALL: ♪ Oom pah pah!

ALL: ♪ Oom pah pah!

ALL: ♪ Oom pah pah! Oom pah pah!

ALL: ♪ Robin Hood was far too good

ALL: Help!

Allow me the privilege to escort you in me own carriage.

And a £5 note in his pocket,

And a quick count up.

And all that's bad.

And do I have the honor of your acquaintance?

And does your father know you're here?

And don't he know me? (GRUNTS)

And God help me, I wish now I'd never been part of it.

And he's nice and thin.

And here's your baggage, workhouse.

And how's business? Nice and brisk? Hmm?

And I don't care if I hang for it!

And I gets to hear of it,

And I wish I'd been struck down dead before I laid a hand to bring him back here.

And I'll look after meself.

And I'm a particular favorite of his.

And I'm afraid, you see,

And if he does talk, you'll come and tell us quick, eh, Nancy? Quick!

And in the morning he's up in front of the beak!

And insolent into the bargain.

And it would come out rather worse for you

And it's your dirty work I've been doing ever since.

And it's, "Come along with me, if you please."

And just exactly what do you mean by that remark?

And mine's Jack Dawkins.

And never ask for the change.

And on this particularjob, that's what counts.

And so, sir, the instant I received your communication

And something for the locket. Take it.

And tell him you have come to pay the £4.10 that I owe him.

And the boy!

And the worst I wish the law is that its eye may be opened by experience!

And then they dies, don't they?

And what have you got, Dodger?

And what if he did, you ungrateful little wretch?

And what you done about it, eh?

And where do you come from?

And while we're sitting here thinking, and talking, and staying calm,

And who is this other person you speak of?

And you expect him to come back?

And you know what will happen.

And you will find out what happens.

Aren't we, my dears?

As it so happens, I know a respectable old gentleman

At 12:00.

At least I can make some amends.

Aye, aye! ♪ You can go, but be back soon

Be quiet, you old fool! Here. Your reward.

Be sure it ain't your own.

Be sure. Be sure!

Beautiful.

Been running away from the beak, have you?

Besides, I've got to price it first.

Better known among me more intimate friends as the Artful Dodger.

Bill might think the count is a bit short, wouldn't you say?

Bill Sikes, what did you do?

Bill will give you what for if you don't fork out.

Bill, you can't do this to him.

Bill, your breakfast is ready.

Bill! Why make things worse? Leave him!

Bill?

Bill?

Bill.

Bill. Carry cash? At this time of night?

Books from Mr. Jessop.

Born in a workhouse at Dunstable, he thinks.

BOTH: Hey!

Boy!

Boy's gone, sir. Can I take them for you?

BOYS: Ta ta, Nancy!

Brass! I want some brass! I've got to get away.

Brave boy, Oliver. Brave boy.

Bring him in.

Bull's eye, come here!

Bull's eye, watch him, will you? Go on, watch him!

Bull's eye, you come here.

Bull's eye!

Bull's eye!

Bull's eye! Come here, boy.

Bull's eye! Come here, will you? Bull's eye!

Bull's eye! Come here!

Bull's eye?

Bull's eye? Bull's eye! Come here!

Bull's eye? Come on, Bull's eye. Come on, boy. Come on, fella.

Bull's eye.

Bull's eye.

Bull's eye.

Bull's eye. Here, boy, hurry up.

Bull's eye. You come here, Bull's eye.

But from now on, Bill Sikes takes the law into his own hands.

But he had no name, sir. The mother was unmarried.

But he'll grow, Mrs. Sowerberry. He'll grow.

But he'll want to see you.

But I'll bring him to you.

But if this godforsaken little good for nothing's uttered one word,

But it was all Mrs. Bumble, sir.

But our line of business pays a little better.

But sentence has been passed!

But they won't go for me. Not with the boy close, they won't.

But very nicely made.

But where is he now?

But why him?

But you haven't embroidered them too well, though, have you, Charlie?

But you've got to come alone.

But you've got to.

By experience, sir!

Bye, Nancy!

Can I answer it, Rose?

Can I go back to sleep again now, sir?

Can I help it? This is my private treasure.

Can I? Please? I'd like to.

Can you identify this boy as the thief, sir?

Can you take me to him? No, no, I can't.

Can you?

Can't say I ever had the...

Careful, Bill! Please! No violence!

Cash upon liking. A week on approval.

Certainly, my boy, go to sleep.

Certainly, my boy, no fee.

Charlie, lay a place at the table for Mr. Twist.

Charmed.

CLERK: Picking pockets, sir.

Close the shutters!

Come along... Stop that boy!

Come here, boy.

Come here, you!

Come here, you...

Come here!

Come here.

Come on, Beth. Ta ta, kids!

Come on, finish your breakfast, it's time to get to work.

Come on, what do you think we are? Rush, rush, rush.

Come on!

Come on. You ain't afraid of me, are you, Bull's eye?

Come, come, Sikes. We must have civil words. Civil words.

Cor! Look at this!

Cor! Look!

Dear me. He's very small.

Delighted to see you're looking so well, my dear.

Did it not occur to you that this might provide the answer to the boy's parentage?

Did you see any of those pretty things, my dear?

Did you see where I fetched the box from?

Did you...

Do we?

Do you know of anywhere?

Do you know this here voice, Oliver?

Do you know who you are? And what you are?

Do you live in London?

Do you see a likeness to the lad?

Do you understand? I want brass. Brass! Money!

Dodge about. Sharpish!

Dodger, take off the sausages.

Dodger, take your hat off in bed!

DODGER: Permit me to assist you across the road?

Dodger! After them! Let the kid go!

Dodger! Don't lose him!

Dodger! Oliver!

Dodger.

Does he make these himself?

Don't be impertinent!

Don't bother with that. Get out of it.

Don't burn your fingers, will you?

Don't it, boys?

Don't you back answer me, my girl.

Don't you be cheeky, workhouse.

Don't you tell me. Just don't you tell me. You keep out of this!

Don't you?

Doorman, a cab, if you please.

Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat! Appetite!

Eh?

Even if I have to drag her there meself.

Everything all right, Bill?

Fagin, I'll wager this young rat's told him everything.

Fagin, I'm waiting.

FAGIN: Get to bed, all of you.

Fetch the boy.

Fill the lamps and sweep the yard.

For fear you should spoil that Sunday one.

For getting caught!

For pinching a wallet.

For the law supposes that your wife acts under your direction.

For your information, a beak is a magistrate.

Found by the wife after she passed away.

From tonight he's a liar and a thief,

Get away, you! Get away from him!

Get back!

Get back! Get back!

Get in the cart.

Get Mr. Bumble. Tell him to come quick.

Get out and earn your keep.

Get out!

Get out! Do you hear me? Get out!

Get to bed, I said!

Get up there!

Give me back my things! Leave it! Leave it!

Give that back. Come along, boy.

Go down to Fagin's and get the cash, will you?

Go on. Go on.

Good boy. What a crook!

Good girl. Clever girl.

Good night, sir.

Got any lodgings?

Hammer up, hammer down! Hammer up, hammer down!

Hammer up, hammer down! Lift, down!

Hammer up! Hammer down! Lift, down! Up!

Hasn't it?

Hats on, boys. Time we're off.

Have another drink.

Have you ever heard the sound a chicken makes when they're wringing off its neck?

Have you seen him?

Haven't you never seen a toff?

He called my mum a name.

He can help Noah Claypole put the shutters up. Do you hear, now?

He can still blab on us, can't he? Leave him be!

He didn't talk. Case was dismissed.

He doesn't seem able to say where he lives, or anything else, sir.

He is standing up, Your Worship.

He looks a thoroughbred old reprobate to me.

He must be a very kind old gentleman.

He never goes out alone. You know that.

He said he was coming straight here.

He says he's an orphan, sir.

He started it!

He still might. Come on.

He was dragged off the day you sent him out with them books.

He was there, waiting for her.

He went that way!

He'll kill me as it is if he finds out.

He's going to be a right little Bill Sikes.

He's gone mad, Mr. Bumble.

He's got books, too!

He's in danger. In bad company.

He's not charged at all, Your Worship.

He's right, Nancy. A living is a living.

He's sitting on Oliver.

Heartless, that's what I am.

Help!

Help! Help!

Help! Help!

Here, my dear, have a good sleep.

Here! Watch it!

Here's a shilling for you.

Hey, Fagin, I brought a new friend to see you.

Hey, Fagin, what do I do? Live up to your name, Dodger.

Hey, Fagin.

Hi, hi.

His identity? His very name?

Hit me, would you?

Hmm?

Hmm? What's that? On the job, you mean?

Hmm.

Hold that boy! Stop! Stop him! Stop him!

How can I help it?

How dare you speak to me so? I only came here to help you.

How much did you say?

How much, then?

How much?

How much? 10? 20?

How's your mother, workhouse?

Hungry?

Hurry up, you'll miss the morning trade.

I always believe you, Bill.

I am trying to sleep.

I can't say no more. Please!

I can't!

I daresay he will. On our vittles and our drink!

I decided we must take the first coach to London.

I decided. That's right, sir, my dear wife decided.

I didn't mean to frighten you.

I don't know.

I don't mean a regular coffin follower

I don't think so, sir.

I have to go to the bank.

I hope I shall have the honor

I hope this unfortunate little circumstance

I just want to leave a message...

I knew nothing of it until yesterday.

I know where the shop is. Please let me take them. I'll be very quick.

I mean, who's gonna look after me in me old age?

I met a friend in the cemetery.

I never do, my dear. Not if I can help it.

I never saw a sharper lad.

I only wish you had to get rid of the stuff.

I recognized it at once. I gave it to my niece, Emily, on her 18th birthday.

I said we might consider taking this boy

I suppose you want someplace to sleep tonight, eh?

I thieved for you when I was half his age.

I thought I saw someone running.

I want money!

I want some more?

I was looking for a boy.

I was only practicing!

I will speak! I saw what happened. It was outside my shop.

I won't let you... We'll have no more of that.

I won't stand by and see it done, Bill. Let him be!

I wouldn't dare.

I'll bank it for you.

I'll be glad to give you the recipe.

I'll be there.

I'll be waiting for you here when you come back.

I'll die a pauper yet. Here, take it.

I'll go. They won't know me.

I'll just take the boy and put him to bed. I'll be back.

I'll look after him, missus.

I'll pay you back!

I'll starve. You'll find me lying in the gutter

I'll take the books for you.

I'm a regular gent, I am! Yeah!

I'm afraid he may say something

I'm asking you, is it necessary?

I'm coming!

I'm glad.

I'm going off. Water!

I'm not so sure.

I'm sorry, sir. I'm sorry.

I've been walking for seven days.

I've come about Oliver.

I've come to London to make my fortune.

I've done my share.

I've got to go back. I want to go back.

If anyone at all should come here asking for me...

If anyone can find Sikes for you, he can.

If he does, I'll eat me head, with me hat on it.

If he has, the little devil,

If he says he didn't tell them, he didn't tell them.

If he talked, think what would happen to us.

If it's all the same to you!

If that's the eye of the law, sir, then law is a bachelor!

If that's what the law supposes, sir, then the law's an ass!

If we get enough work out of him

If you go on

If you're sure, then I'm sure.

In a new suit of clothes, with a set ofvaluable books

In the meantime, you must learn how to make wallets.

Ingenious workman, ain't he, Oliver?

Is he here?

Is it gone?

Is there news of him?

Is this a laundry, then, sir?

It might be up with a good many more.

It was good of you to come.

It was your clear duty to show this evidence to some higher authority.

It would be the gallows for him, Nancy.

It's a bird's mouth, isn't it?

It's a good thing she died when she did,

It's a lie! Hold your tongue, boy!

It's a terrible thing,

It's Dodger! Coming up.

It's going to be done quiet, no fuss.

It's him! It's Bill Sikes! It's him for sure!

It's him.

It's me they're after!

It's no good you trying it on with me.

It's not madness, ma'am, it's meat.

It's really quite comfortable.

It's reserved for a very important client.

It's very interesting, don't you think so, my love?

It's you, you little... Get out of here!

Joking apart, hasn't he?

Just 'cause you got manners and they ain't.

Just a game, Oliver, just a game.

Just at children's funerals.

Just do everything that Dodger and the others do.

Leave him alone!

Leave him to us! He stole the gent's wallet!

Left! Right!

Let him be, or I'll put my mark on you, and I don't care for no consequences

Let's show Oliver how to do it, my dears!

Lift, drop! Lift, down!

Like the Dodger. You'd like that, wouldn't you, my dear?

Like you saw the others do.

Lined?

London Bridge, tonight at midnight.

Look above you.

Look after him, Dodger.

Look after him, Dodger.

Look at his togs!

Look at that portrait.

Look what you've done to me.

Look, could you tell Brownlow...

Look, it's Oliver!

Look, you thought us into this little lot.

Look! Up there!

Lovely bit of stuff.

Lovely workmanship, ain't it?

MAGISTRATE: Well, what's he charged with?

Make them your models, my dear, especially Dodger.

MAN 2: The hangman's waiting for you, Sikes!

MAN: Here, that dog was here just now.

MAN: Stop him! Stop him!

Maybe he's taken Oliver back to my place.

Maybe. Now is it possible, perchance,

Me? Go to court?

Meat, ma'am, meat! You overfed the boy, ma'am.

Meat?

MEN: ♪ Oom pah pah! Oom pah pah!

Mere coincidence.

Miladies, they must meet our new boy.

Mind?

Mmm?

Mmm? Boy? What boy? I see no boy.

Mmm. Do you think you could look like that gentleman up there?

Money? Not a farthing.

More?

Morning. Morning!

Mother came to us destitute.

Mr. Brownlow will be here after you if he finds out you've got his books and money.

Mr. Oliver Twist, Esquire.

Mr. Sikes. Has he come yet?

Mrs. Bedwin, show these people out.

MRS. SOWERBERRY: Hmm.

MRS. SOWERBERRY: Three pounds, indeed!

MRS. SOWERBERRY: What's going on down here? What are you trying to do,

Must I go?

My eyes, how green can you get!

My hope, sir, is that it will.

My little pleasure. A cup of coffee

My little treasure.

My love? Yes!

My name's Oliver. Oliver Twist.

My word on it.

Nab him the first time he sets foot out of the door.

Nancy and Beth.

Nancy, I loved you, didn't I?

Nancy, my dear, we must have that boy brought back.

Nancy, my dear, what do you say?

Nancy, you're wonderful tonight!

Nancy!

Nancy!

Nancy! He's back! He's here!

Nancy.

Nancy.

Nancy's inside waiting for him.

Nancy's waiting. Give you a good supper.

No argument when there's fine pickings in the street.

No violence! You'll have to kill me before I let you lay a hand on that boy.

No, Bill!

No, I won't tell you!

No, I'm an orphan.

No, I'm not!

No, it's not, Fagin.

No, never. I'm sorry. I didn't...

No, no, my dear. Mine. Ours.

No, thank you very much.

No! All of it.

No! Leave him alone! You stand off me!

No.

No. Don't call him.

No. He's disappeared. He's gone.

Noah, come on. No.

Noah, run over to the workhouse.

Not a very pretty sound. No, Bill.

Not as heavy as they might be.

Not exactly, my boy. I suppose a laundry

Not here. It's too far.

Not me, Bill. The lips are sealed.

Not yet, Fagin.

Not yet.

Nothing!

Now come on, hand over. Start counting.

Now go on. Quick!

Now, bedtime, all of you!

Now, Bill...

Now, come on.

Now, don't say you don't know what a beak is.

Now, don't you take no notice of him, Oliver.

Now, give that back, you hear?

Now, now, now! Go on, get going!

Now, then, Oliver. You'll take those books to Mr. Jessop

Now, then, you wouldn't be having no premonition

Now, then. What's your explanation, you young scallywag?

Now, then. You loop the rope over the end of the beam there.

Now, what have you got to tell me?

Now, who's coming?

Now, you remember, you little worm.

Of course I do! I live with you, don't I?

Of course, I knew all along, my dear.

Of that sort by any chance, would you?

Of your intimate acquaintance.

Oh, for God's sake.

Oh, go on, then. Go and share them.

Oh, good.

Oh, he is rather small, there's no denying,

Oh, I'll warm it up for your supper.

Oh, ladies, I forgot you must meet our new lodger,

Oh, no. No, Mr. Bumble, no, no.

Oh, not again!

Oh, that's all right.

Oh, Wait a minute, now! One at a time!

Oh, wait, there are some to go back.

Oh, why must we? Why?

Oh, yeah, Fagin!

Oh, yes, you deserve them from me, don't you?

Oh, yes. Stand up, boy, I can't see you!

Oh, yes. We're all ladies and gentlemen around here. We're all quality.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh. Oh, yes, yes, he's very kind.

Oi.

Old age.

Oliver Twist, Mr. Bumble.

Oliver Twist.

Oliver, my dear. Won't he, boys?

OLIVER: Help!

Oliver!

Oliver's back!

One at a time!

One word out of you while you're out with me

One word, mind you...

Only the best.

Only the best.

Only three guineas, Mr. Sowerberry.

Ooh!

Ooh. Thank you, sir.

Or he wouldn't dare to speak to you like that.

Or I'll put the finger on all of you,

Our collars get felt, don't they?

Out here? After us?

Out the back way. Come on!

Over here, my dear. (BOYS CHATTERING)

Perhaps, if I had a tall hat.

Pleasant dreams.

Please help me. Please!

Please, sir,

Please, sir, I want some more.

Please, sir, these books came for you.

Please! I can't stay!

Please! You can't!

Pleased to meet you, Mr. Dodger.

Precisely. A superb effect, don't you think so, my love?

Promise you'll come on your own!

Promise you'll come?

Psst!

Psst!

Put him back.

Put him down in the cellar, Mr. Bumble. That'll teach him.

Put him on a box or something.

Put the lid on.

Put them all back in the box!

Put you up right. There.

Quick march, left! Right!

Quick, boys! All of you!

Quick!

Quick! Speak out! I want to know every detail you saw!

Quite right. We must all sit on Oliver.

Quite sure, sir!

Quite the little gent, ain't he?

Really?

Regarding dear little Oliver,

Rufus! Jenkins! Come on down. Seize him!

Same to you, sir.

Sauce boat, George III, scroll handle, £5.

Scoundrel!

Seize him! Seize him! Good dogs!

Settle down!

She brings a child into the world,

She deserved what he said and worse.

She didn't! She did!

She must have made her way to that workhouse and had her baby there.

She peached? Are you sure?

She was handing the boy over to Brownlow on the bridge.

She won't peach on nobody no more.

She'll go, Fagin. No, she won't, Fagin!

She'll go.

She's a very pretty lady, isn't she, sir?

Shut up and drink your gin!

Shut your trap, Dodger.

Silence. Silence in court.

Single file! Single file!

Sir Artful, you are too kind.

Sir, if you think the locket don't properly belong to my dear wife...

Sir, the locket, I didn't really see...

Sir, this person says that she wants to...

Sir.

Sit.

So he goes to jail. What's it matter?

So he'll be out here, will he?

So here he is, yours for three guineas, as agreed. Cash on delivery.

So it wasn'tjust her young man jilting her that made her run away?

So me and the boys, we live on air till I find a customer?

So that's who he is!

So we'll have to pick the initials out with a needle.

So where shall I go?

So you keep out of it!

Some living!

Some living! Lord help me!

Somebody!

Someone who has the boy's confidence.

Speak up, man! What's he charged with?

Stand back!

Stop! Stop!

Stop! Thief!

Such a professional.

Such talent! Such a joker! You take care I don't overdo it, Fagin,

Suppose it'll have to be me.

Sure the old gentleman won't mind?

Sweet dreams, Oliver.

Sweet dreams.

Takes one look at him and promptly dies

Than it would for me.

Thank God. Now let me go.

Thank you, dear.

Thank you.

That bit's for me, ain't it, Fagin?

That coffin should not have been occupied until tomorrow.

That he'd make a delightful coffin follower.

That if the game was up with us,

That is, if any other gentleman he knows introduces you.

That my kerchief is protruding from my pocket?

That, uh... That expression of melancholy.

That's all he can tell us. Very well.

That's all I wish.

That's Bull's eye, Bill Sikes's dog. They're always around together.

That's for our share of the trouble.

That's good.

That's mine, Fagin.

That's no excuse. In the eyes of the law,

That's right.

That's right.

That's very likely, Fagin.

That's what I mean.

That's why.

The boy in the dock, Your Worship.

The boy is committed to three months with hard labor.

The boy's mother, that is, not my dear wife.

The bridge.

The Dodger tells me you have come to London to seek your fortune, Oliver.

The Dodger will give you another suit,

The drop!

The front door.

The little brat woke them up. We had to run for it.

The other street! The other street, quickly!

The way you started,

The what?

Then he can clean out the stables,

Then I can go, sir? Good luck on your firstjob, my dear.

Then it will be your neck.

Then that is what he will do!

Then they say some even start squawking before that event.

Then we'll keep him. But he's...

Then what did you come here for?

There, that's it.

There! You see him?

There's a hard day's work ahead!

There's gratitude for you!

There's the gent he stole from.

There's... There's blood on your coat.

These hands.

These sausages are moldy!

These workhouse boys always cost more than they're worth.

They get what you might call a premonition.

They squawks, Fagin.

They squawks.

They won't find me here.

They're mine, Oliver.

They've seen you, Bull's eye. So you can't come with me no further.

Thief! My wallet! Stop that boy!

Think what would happen to Bill.

Think yourselves lucky you're not in the hands of the law.

This child had nothing to do with it.

This gentlemen appears against the boy.

This is a £5 note, so it'll be 10 shillings change.

This is disgraceful! I demand to be heard.

This locket, sir, once belonged to the boy's mother.

This would never have happened if you kept him on gruel. MRS. SOWERBERRY: Gruel?

Three days since I spotted him.

Three pounds, ten shillings.

Tiara, George II, rose cut diamond, paste, half a crown.

To attend grown up people, no, no, no,

To help in the shop.

To me!

To me! To me!

Tomorrow, Bill.

Two other boys stole Mr. Brownlow's wallet.

Uh...

Unbecoming to his station in life.

Unless you want to feel my hand on your throat.

Up you go.

Up! Not too slow, boys. There you go, boys.

Up! Out! Down! Lift! Drop!

Wait a moment, I think I know. Bull's eye?

Wait!

Wait! Is the boy hurt? Ill treated? If so, I shall...

Waiting, my dear? What for?

Wake up the dead or something?

Wasn't she the girl who...

Watch where you're going!

We are very glad to see you, Oliver. Very.

We decide upon a proper course of safe action,

We just hung them up ready for the wash, that's all.

We sit down, we talk it over, we think it out,

We stay calm!

We'll catch him!

We're changing lodgings!

We've all been hard at work today, haven't we, my dears?

We've got to get him back, do you hear?

We've got to get hold of him somehow.

Well,

Well, ain't you afraid of it, Oliver?

Well, get to work, then!

Well, I was only going to the palace, actually.

Well, if you have, it's a living, isn't it?

Well, now, if you're coming along, I'd better know who you are.

Well, she must have done, mustn't she?

Well, that settles it.

Well, that's a surprise, I must say. (BOYS CHATTERING)

Well, that's your niece, isn't it?

Well, then. See if you can take it out without my feeling it,

Well, they're very good ones. Very.

Well, we must see what we can do to help you, mustn't we?

Well, well, well. Having a rest, Mr. Bumble?

Well, where is he?

Well!

Well? What crime is this one charged with?

Well.

What a greatjudge!

What did she die of? Shortage of breath?