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Title	I estimate that it will take me somewhere between 12 and 15 minutes to unpack the bag and retrieve the tent, and there's no way that's going to happen. I'm just not that kind of guy.
Board	Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Soundboard
Format	MP3
Length	9 seconds
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Uploaded	August 6th 2022
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I estimate that it will take me somewhere between 12 and 15 minutes to unpack the bag and retrieve the tent, and there's no way that's going to happen. I'm just not that kind of guy.

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Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Soundboard

Alan Partridge speaking passionately in his signature style, promoting his audiobook "Two Zero" in a comedic setting.

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I estimate that it will take me somewhere between 12 and 15 minutes to unpack the bag and retrieve the tent, and there's no way that's going to happen. I'm just not that kind of guy.
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