A bad breathed copper shouts in my face and I turn my head away from what I think is the odor of Walker smoky bacon, which I usually quite enjoy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A bear like homosexual, he was well connected and well to do in a way that puts some people massively on edge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A beef tomato. By which time the novelty of being able to equate my child's size to the mass of a common fruit or vegetable. It really started to razz me off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A broad Cheshire cheese smile lights up my face. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A chilling and far from delicious cocktail of neglect solitude. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A Chinese widower who owns a laundry next to Wallace Shoes on exchange St in Norwich. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A close shave with a local lollipop lady tells me I'm wrong. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A couple of coffees and seven hash Browns later, I'm in the toilets. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A cut out of a big letter S on his dartboard. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A deafening roar goes up around the station as people realise I've shelved my retirement plans. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A decade his junior and arranged similar girlfriends for six or seven of us. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A fact that may or may not have been documented and photographed by my assistant. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A few months earlier I'd have returned to a pretty empty nest. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A few practice leaps have banished the nerves that kept me awake for much of the night. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A fortnight later I was in TV centre with my lawyer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A fun chat with Sue about her life, loves and crime watch career, followed by an open Q&A with myself and no topic will be off limits. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A glass of beer and a piece of toast on Christmas morn. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A God-given duty to help others. It was incumbent upon me, Alan Partridge, to summon up everything I'd learned while bouncing back. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A grubby man has rushed forward and is shoving the castle out of the way. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A journeyman DJ called Dave Clifton outside Oddbins. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A line that even at the time I thought was pretty good for someone who probably didn't get any A levels. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A local man don't recall his name. I think it was either Jim or Tom. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A lot of nonsense is spoken about germs being passed from one to another. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A love letter from one man to his troubled bisexual fuck buddy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A memo from Gordale convinced me that this was a hugely radical step. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A metallic graphite grey with a black fabric interior. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A name that was such a brazen attempt to appear first in telephone directories, I couldn't help but be impressed. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A new city, a new job, a new desk system, even a new brother-in-law who could speak clearly and wasn't over affectionate. With my kids, I was Cocker hope. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A new show on a new channel and time I felt, to experiment with a new look. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A one stop shop providing everything a business might need. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A passing member of staff have been alerted by its unusually loud Ding. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A Phoenix Stainless Steel 4 burner. It's actually a lovely bit of kit. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A piece of infantile word play that most right minded abusers would dismiss as rubbish. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A pistol must experience the bittersweet bliss of fulfilled destiny at the moment of discharge before quite rightly, being destroyed. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A program which I quite rightly despised. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A protagonist delta, really shoddy hand by hard hearted parents. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A relatively straightforward task that took longer than it should have because my hands were by now very, very sweaty and it was hard to produce a clear print. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A result, I later realized of a clandestine word search puzzle done under my duvet after lights off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A rich collection of amusing anecdotes about my experiences as a sports reporter. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A Royal Norfolk Fairfa getting ogre of a man. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A sexy trio of models I called Christmas crackers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A single bead of sweat sprinted down my face, skirting around my temple and pausing at the jaw before throwing itself to its death. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A single bead of sweat trickles down my back like a rescue party sent to fetch help. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A small pink tongue emerges from a man's mouth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A solemn promise, a vow that had been made to me more than three decades before. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A strip light flickers and buzzes as a rat scuttles across the floor. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A sudden shot of fear ripped through my pre pubic body and now I did do a Trump. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A team meeting was hastily called and we embarked on brainstorming. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A terrifying proposition if you imagine them all running at you across a field or chanting, Ging gang. Gooly again and again and again and again, but slightly louder each time. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A trait I demonstrated when grabbing the first interview with Javelin or Steve Backley after quite a lovely throw at Crystal Palace. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A trait subsequently adopted by US talk shows such as Letterman and Conan O'Brien. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A warmer of heart than their bitter London counterparts, with their negative equity and their stab wounds. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A week before the show, I'd ordered Glenn to get a haircut. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
A young boy misunderstands and thinks I've aimed the insult towards his mother. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
About their vision for the show and ITV's keen interest. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
About to be incapacitated by one of Bernard Matthews henchman. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Academically suicidal, given that mock exams were just weeks away and a personal affront to Mr Bevan. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
According to Jim, she used to beat him with a plastic hose pipe. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
According to listener figures, it was only the third most popular slot on the station. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Actually had a false leg and was using a hollowed prosthetic limb to hide a specially adapted American bolt action savage 120 rifle. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Actually, I find that it's most pleasurable to give STD's to kids. The younger the better. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Admittedly in a chicken and chips scenario the spoon is less important, but I could sure have done with a knife and fork. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Admittedly, I left the studio a little shaken with a hurt hand, but my spirits were up. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Advertising the fact that they don't proves they're either vain or thick. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Advised new listeners that major laughs were guaranteed. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After a few minutes of being cuddled by great Aunt Susie, we'd managed to reduce my crying down to a manageable SOB. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After a few more glasses of beer, I put on a CD of Christmas songs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After a stern word from Carol, the intervention continued in earnest and I'm delighted to say it was a success. Tim's barely touched a drop since then, apart from wine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After all, anyone reading the manuscript would quickly see that snapping up the rights was a total no brainer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After all, breasts are just sacks of fat at the end of the day. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After all, Caesar didn't rest on his he wore them on his head. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After all, for some time Jimmy Savile lived in a caravan. Absolutely insist it was a lifestyle choice. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After all, get through this and they were staring down the barrel of an investment in the high three figures. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After all, my fallen brothers would soon have an exciting new life as recycled paper. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After another one of Denton's gags had fallen horribly flat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After several years of lobbying, I've managed to ban children entirely. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After several years, Glenn and I managed to patch up our differences. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After the 15 second blast of intro music, every breath you take, the police with Sting stopped. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
After the death of newly installed BBC Commissioner Chris Feather and a mean spirited and unnecessary investigation by the BBC. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Afterwards I went to congratulate Adam Walters, but he was tied up in a meeting, sitting still while the BBC controller of editorial policy, John Wilson, paced and shouted incoherently. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Afterwards, Joe Modesty suggested that this was more to do with their age than his act. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Aided in no small part by the resignation of government Minister Sandra Peakes in our third show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Aishe began by checking the systems of all three toilets. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan asking sports questions equals bloody good sports interview. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan describes art a Partridge in a pun tree. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan Gordon Partridge was box office. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan looks down to see that she's offering him a strange and unusual confectionery. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan Partridge had the gumption to look beyond the others of this particular swine and monetize his talent via other channels. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan Partridge is not, and never has been, an employee of the BBC. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan she seemed to be saying. It's all very well-being knowledged as Mr Sport. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan wasn't perfect. There were a couple of minor ****les, which I won't bore you with now. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan, he said again. I wasn't sure about the question. Slash, cool thing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan, I love you, she kept shouting. Sonia, not my assistant. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan, I suggest you stop hanging around the place. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan, sorry, they kept saying, but looking at each other rather than at me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan, they read you, said a voice in my cans. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alan, you've done your time on hospital radio. It's time to spread your wings. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Album stops his Husky European rap singing slowly fading into the crisp morning air. And then? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
All I ask is that they not be used for Halloween. Have a bit of respect. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
All in all, Sonia had that indiscriminate, fun loving quality that you often find with people from post Soviet regimes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
All of them laugh and although I only later work out what the joke is. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
All the gym work had left me with a body that would not have looked out of place in a magazine for men who liked to look at other men. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
All the naysayers who try to downplay the very real horror of chocolate addiction. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Allowing myself to be sprayed in the face and body with a high pressure jet of public appreciation. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Almost as if he knew there were only minutes left on my car park ticket. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Alongside me was glamorous assistant Susie Dent, better known as the resident lexicographer from Countdown. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Also in the pilot episode, he wages a war against the travelling community who almost never have the correct documentation for their vehicles. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Also on the show, how long have you kept a fizzy drink? Fizzy 4? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Also, it's not a sustainable business model, and at least by charging a fee you cut out the true bottom feeders. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although as a result of 10 hours of unbroken speaking, I'd also lost my voice. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although blessed with catlike coordination, something made me lose my bearings. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although he could have eliminated the obvious ambiguity by saying Alan Partridge or Master Partridge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although I always think of heaven as a kind of members club for do gooders. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although I often regale dinner parties blow by blow with the arguments advanced by Capricorn one and JFK. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although I reserve the right to be deeply suspicious of anyone who is unilaterally kind to me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although if pushed, I'd say if the activity remains in a private dwelling or hotel. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although it was only 9:00 PM, the party had completely wound down. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although misinterpreted by some of my peers as reluctance to cut the apron strings and live independently. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although not official partied merchandise, these masks are nevertheless a lot of fun. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although on occasions I've shared Mike space with a girl whose name I think was Zoe. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although others routinely mistook me for Aman Holmes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although some of it will inevitably have spilled into the nearby Burtons. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although still hoarse with anger, I must admit I was deeply embarrassed by that. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although the gay man, Scott McLean, was only 10 at the time and probably unaware of his sexual trajectory. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Although the loss of such a talented bookworm was a major blow. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Ample time for one or more of them to be involved in a serious Rd traffic accident or develop a degenerative brain disease. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
An activity that is sexy and hygienic. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
An aficionado of US shock jocks and personality, deejays. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
An appealing lineup, certainly. And yes, there were a few glitches, but most of them occurred in the final four minutes of the show, so I'm still satisfied that we've produced a piece of high quali... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
An idea subsequently stolen wholesale by Jimmy Hill Sunday supplement. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And a blast of the winner takes it all came through the speakers before she could switch it off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And a bonus thanks to a the webcam and B his striking resemblance to Clyde from every which way but loose. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And a funny sort of way the contents were just as explosive as a powdered acetone peroxide. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And a generous dollop of smash as a buttery finish that sets the plate off beautifully. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And a genuinely impressive two-story McDonald's. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And a man who looks very much like Tony Hayes, but isn't Tony Hayes because Tony Hayes is dead. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And a quiz show for Maltese television that was based on blockbusters. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And a submission of a full portfolio of my work for him to offer me the job. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And air dropped me into Radio North Norfolk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And all thanks to a detour away from the inevitable jam back at G****s Hill. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And all the while, I'd sing along at a steady increasing volume. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And although the exact level of commitment from these channels was hard to gauge, they had at least taken my calls. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And although the reporter had to issue a full apology and retraction for the red slash yellow card error. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And an altogether different type in my knowledge. Life's a monster. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And another time when I had to pick up a gagool that had found its way onto the Charlton Athletic team bus. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And another, until soon the entire carriage had joined the applause. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And anyone who thinks it's designed solely to haul me over the minimum word count specified by my publisher. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And As for the chicken, it was just a question of trying to drag the meat off the bone by using the spoon as a paw. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And as he ran up and down the wine bar, high fiving a random selection of other jealous males. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And as I look out onto the small but high quality crowd. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And as I'm slurping down a mouthful of sweet brown cereal. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And as I've been blessed with a superb personality. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And as Sally wasn't ready to head home, we moved on to a restaurant serving authentic Japanese nosh. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And as she'd only been running for 53.16 seconds. And you British record, by the way. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And as such I became a valuable and well known asset to Radio Norwich. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And as the memories swirled around like the train, as I mentioned in the previous paragraph. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And asked Backley some searching questions about his training regime. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And asked him to meet me there and engage me in high level chat to impress hayers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And asking some searching questions about our indemnity insurance. But I don't think anyone seriously believed we'd been responsible. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And at last, at long, long last, when we finally made it back to our digs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And basked in a euphoric glow of genuine happiness. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And besides, if he did suddenly get a craving for sausages on his way back. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And burst into uncontrollable but still annoying sobs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And by closing time, well, let's just say Farley's kids weren't long for this world either. We'd all be crying with laughter. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And by the time someone started banging on the door, wondering what all the noise was about. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And came back in wearing a bowler hat and an umbrella, saying I'm going to work in London while marching up and down. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And cancelling waste such as refreshments and travel costs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And Chelsea are about to win the First Division title. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And Dad joined me in one of the first high fives that knowledge had ever seen. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And dead, locking her front door behind her, as all old people obsessively insist on doing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And delivered a stinging broadside against younger deejays and station controllers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And didn't really have my heart set on working with Auntie anyway. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And disappeared off into the sunset, slashed down the paint tile. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And even though I could definitely have gone back to a warm welcome. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And explained that she'd been having an affair with her gym instructor. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And Farley was always there or thereabouts. All the rest of us got were crumbs off his table. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And for afters, their cat calls were a depressing reminder of my own father's suffering. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And for all their handshaking and tambourine bashing and shouty singing, many of them are staggeringly hardhearted when it comes to sins of the flesh. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And for the billionth time, I didn't accuse Curtis of being drunk. I merely speculated that he might be drunk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And for those of you unfamiliar with the denominations of crisp bags. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And freely from my face, neck, pits, back and pants. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And gave the hospital staff an emotional, heartfelt guarantee. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And give me some great advice on how to remain still for long periods of time and go completely undetected in undergrowth and shrubbery. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And had a loathing of other presenters that I found quite wonderful. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And had decided that when the stations FM license came up for renewal in 2006. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And had full sex had it not been for the fact that I was expected at home for 6:00 to 6:30? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And had ideas above her slash Norwich station. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And had some daring out there ideas, few of which made it through compliance. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And handed bars out to the kids as they walked home. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And happy to buy chalk treats for all of us every Friday. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And having it off with Grace Jones, the first black woman I have ever slept with. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And he had quite enough of the idiots with the swastikas, and they were idiots. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And he in a way that made me want to thump him in the guts. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And he was walking around all uppity and pretending to like art. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And how glad I was that I'd insisted on spreading those 36 hours across the month because we had problems a couple of weeks after the death. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I actually wanted to help with the healing process, not least because it was dragging me down a bit. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I brought to the subject of returning to radio knowledge in A roll over and above and away from my erstwhile sports brief. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I did not want to end up with their tea drinking equivalent of AIDS. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I do have the profile to be the subject of a BBC One Saturday night prank. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I explain, the weather's going to take a turn any minute. Massive chance of rain today. Massive. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I have to admit my own shortcomings as a spouse. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I knew damn well that its fortunes represented an accurate bellwether for BBC Two as a whole. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I never dropped the fact bomb of her bulletins ever again. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I remember I did use those exact words. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I returned to school to face what proved to be a pretty massive bollocking. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I stayed for more than three weeks, returning home only because mum and dad had come back from their holiday in Brittany and it was time to go. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I think most reasonable people would agree that by allowing that to happen, the NHS Trust effectively voided my promise. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I used to alternate between rooms one and four, leaving 2 fernandos and three denises untouched in case they dropped by and needed to go to sleep. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I was bowled over to learn that Graham had been the first person in Norwich to own a car with a catalytic converter. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I was buggered if my music was going to damage cupboard hinges. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I was invited to take over his post breakfast to lunchtime slot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I'd frequently arrange for a glass of wine and an autographed napkin to be sent over. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I'd made the ohh of the word you into a :). from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I'd seen her leaving a local hotel the other week with a man who wasn't her husband. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I'm being held captive in the home of deranged superfan Jed Maxwell. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I'm not saying I want her to at all. But if she ever did have the guts to pick up the phone and admit she was wrong and leaving her new lover. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I'm now incredibly nervous and give voice to this in the form of a very loud gulp. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I'm proud to be friends with a homosexual. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And I've been impressed by his way with people and his knowledge of ELO. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And ideally with the musical backing of a 22 piece house band. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And if people to this day shouted at me in the street, or when I'm trying to pay for my shopping, or if I ring up a call centre to renew car insurance on the doctor's waiting room. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And if they happen to be accompanied by the family dog, I'm sorry, but that dog was going down. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And if you do buy snacks on board, just keep your receipts and we'll get you reimbursed within 28 days. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And if you've enjoyed listening to my story. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And imagine what could have become of every trounced copier bouncing back. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And in a funny, kooky, zany kind of way. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And in my tipsiness I began to talk in gushing terms about her. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And in personal terms, did they ring the changes? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And in the last episode, we'd see him put in the final piece and suddenly. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And intermittent athletes foot. So as I say, no, no funny business at all the. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And it issued a rod of arrow into the arm of a female steward. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And it was a time of free thinking, free love, and in my case. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And it was quickly apparent that listeners had warmed to this new digitalin Partridge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And it was when we did that I took another giant leap into the warm waters of adulthood. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And it's not an unattractive lady, lolly, I must say, one that I'm sure every man here would dearly like to lick. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And it's really hard to work out how he feels the series has gone. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And its supercardioid microphone produces crystal clear sound. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And Itvs Asplan company, the only serious rival for the chat show crown. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And just under nine months, I will be welcoming a child into the world in much the same way as I would one day welcome the guests onto my primetime BBC chat show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And like a civilian hospital targeted by a contestant on skirmish. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And like billions of Chinese children, I consequently had to endure a home life of intense loneliness. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And looked so sad that I started to cry on her behalf and then on my behalf. And then I didn't know on whose behalf I was crying on because I was making a right mess. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And marched up and down my landing to stop the cavalry by Jonah Lewis. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And me returning to my normal accent, Sonia had retained hers. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And Michael had agreed to perform because he was in his words. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And my last year of living with Carol Anglian Water had against my will. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And my listeners were grateful that they were getting more Alan in their mid morning diet. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And no, they won't offer wholesale rates to passing members of the public. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And not only came with a complimentary shoe horn, but also entitled the bearer to free alterations on every suit purchased. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And now, as I bulldoze them into a mass grave with a fag in my mouth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And on my insistence, we're making three shows a day, six days a week. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And on the other side of the Atlantic, President JFK Kennedy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And one of those pyros that writes in different colours depending on which button you flick down. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And order a couple of less senior people to assemble everyone in front of the foyer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And other things like cameras and monitors differ as well. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And outside, cars zoom up and down the road. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And people kept adding another piece of straw, and another piece and another until I couldn't carry anymore. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And people might subconsciously think of me, Alan Partridge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And pledge not to economise, self transformation diagnosis ever again. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And put it directly on primetime telly on the Emerald Isle. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And quickly scare away any remaining children. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And reason the only way to stay writing people's consciousness and appear important. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And remember, we entered choppy waters pretty soon after my balls dropped. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And rub their eyes as if greeting a new day. Production managers whistled as they worked. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And run after work Forward Solutions courses for a special corporate rate of £299.98 per head excluding VAT. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And said it overseen a major organizational restructure which I wouldn't understand. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And saw no reason why I couldn't stay among the Lamberts for the rest of my life. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And she looked at me through the windscreen and reversed very proficiently onto the road. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And she looked so happy and proud. It made my throat constrict and fill up with tears. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And she responded by Downing her glass of wine and getting another one. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And shocked me with a loud bark of. Be careful with that. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And should have begun to wonder if there was some subconscious link between my self-confidence. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And sit in front of the record player, treating my fellow carousers to the latest cuts. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And smashed on the floor in a hail of crumbs and redness and cream. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And so here I go, beginning my long descent back to Earth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And so inexorably fatter and more housebound. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And so it is that he forges ahead with his live shows, long past the point that he derives any enjoyment from them. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And so it was that by the end of our pleasantly greasy breakfast. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And so it was that six months later, I was included on a round Robin Circular memo to BBC reporters. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And so this young, neglected but resourceful young man would guzzle down knowledge like kids would guzzle down fizzy pop. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And so would the relationship, visibly curdling by the hour. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And so, before heading to the car park where my assistant and some sandwiches were waiting for me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And so, with fewer work commitments, a slimmer physique, fresher breath. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And sought solace in the first class countryside of Norfolk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And spending a cool 3 grand on signage, mugs and T-shirts. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And spent the best part of 1/4 of an hour visualizing myself in a view to a kill. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And summary then I was becoming a better all round broadcaster day by day. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And sure, maybe there's something glamorous about a booze man swigging whiskey on a sidewalk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And that I will be bidding home riddance to my sidekick in a matter of weeks. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And that realization that these people would stab me and spit on my jolting corpse probably did colour my approach to the general public. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And that sense of worth was a shot in the arm for a young, thrusting Alan Partridge. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And that was a mound of slag I did not want to be on. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And that's despite the very real danger of coming away with a dirty back. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the ability to branch out. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the arrows out. The arrow is out. It's been plucked from the woman like a pointy Excalibur. Well done, that man. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the creeping concern that I'm out staying my welcome. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the death actual of Tory Pierre, Lord Morgan of Glossop in our final show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the early days I toyed with the idea of starting a relationship with her. Yet the more I thought about it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the fact that the police were called says more about genuine paedophiles than it does about me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the far superior M1 Abrams and Challenger ones. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the jigsaw player is also a swallow. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the meeting merely confirmed my long held desire to continue my career well away from the BBC. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the monkey whose wrecked him? He forced his hand up. Represented coal miners or something. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the pass of mainstream acclaim had been all that it emitted. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the shop? It was like a newsagent, a supermarket and a Halfords all rolled into one. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the sliced potato snacks had lopped a fair bit off my appetite. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And the tender pippity plop plop of her shit hitting the dirt. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And then came the news that the program was about to be transferred to BBC Television. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And then I fished my trunks from the well of piss with a fountain pen. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And then I she checked in the loft during which I she fell from the stepladder and cracked my her head on the wall. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And then one day came on the hour. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And then place me center table for a Christmas feast. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And then reached inside to extract the papery contents. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And then responding to Tony, here's have a GO intervention by belting him a couple of times too. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And then share a radio phone in on it that informs and entertains. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And then when I made good my escape from her cervix, see chapter one. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And there I'd been, drunk on the aisle of celebrity. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And there weren't two of them, but there are about half a dozen. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And there's a certain entertainment value in watching Baptiste Whoop and holler like he's got chilies in his unders. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And there's no way I'm prepared to spend the rest of my life in a wheelchair. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And they undertook an immediate review, making hardheaded decisions. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And they're only slightly put off by Nando's bewildering ordering system. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And this explained my somewhat distracted response when phoned with the good news. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And this time it clattered onto the liner, where the stem snapped. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And those that didn't each contain the phrase self-serving or vanity project. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And though I sit here today with a heavy heart and a weary soul. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And though the colourful lifestyle of one of them certainly put him in the at risk category, he wouldn't go fully blown till 2003. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And thoughts tumbled around my head like trainers in a washing machine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And transmitted using a digital modulation scheme. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And understatement alert. He was seriously funny. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And urban DJ Lisa Lanson brought a westward style glamour to the proceedings. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And used such a hilarious mix of tenses. It gets the ball and he's gone and kicked it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And waits as his entire herd of butterflies greets him by, Flitter fluttering their way over. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And walked around bouncing a tennis ball against a wall as I thought out loud. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And was an absolute whiz at buffing shoes tying Neckerchiefs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And was and is a damn sight more of a talent than the likes of Tony Robinson or Andy Marr. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And was genuinely giddy at the prospect of my speech being delivered as a binary code. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And was keen to both track its growth and plot its destruction. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And we could begin to enjoy learning about the different stages of the fetuses growth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And we were both absolute naturals at the thing where you lean on the Barstool in a way that means you're sitting and standing at the same time. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And we were to man the Elizabethan craft fair in period dress. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And we'll be following every twang rushka drawing of what is shaping up to be a classic British archery championships. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And we're not cooking, or tending to his gardens or completing jigsaws or finding words or watching rare wetland birds. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And what I fear may be the first stage of some sort of ritualistic sacrifice. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And what of Denton? Well, we bumped into each other in the King's arms three weeks ago. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And when I pushed open the nearest door and entered the room. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And when she handed me the menus, my response had been withering. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And when you're being spoken of in the same breath as the country's leading farmyard to table strategist. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And which ideas are graded depending on how loudly they're shouted? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And while he feels it worked less well in the section where I'm being interrogated by the police after shooting a man. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And while I'm certainly not angling for a reconciliation with a woman like Carol. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And while no one would be silly enough to claim that my trademark mix of great chat, decent pop and amusing homemade jingles. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And while other people who'd heard about Ben were saying no way. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And while the lady steward squeals like an impaled but quiet pig. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And while the woman was unimpressed, Denton and I fell about. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And whooped before lowering my voice out of respect. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And with a cooking surface of 70 centimeters times 45 centimetres. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And with that quip I revved my engine ready to speed off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And with that, I went off to the bathroom to clear my head. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And with the internal inquiry into the regrettable death of Fobbs McAllister still ongoing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And would have broken a lesser man, like a gingerbread man being thwacked with a meat tenderizer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And would make the show myself in exchange for a hefty development and production fee. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And would represent an exciting chapter in both my career and the future of Radio North Norfolk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And yes, Ella's does offer a moving discourse about hope being a buddy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And yes, he was slovenly and coasted through several years of his career and wasn't a student of the genre in the way that I was. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And yet some people have accused me of intolerance or, even worse, homophobia. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And you can only understand convention when you're stuck rigidly to it 99% of the time. That's basic. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And you could instantly offend a fairly meaty percentage of patients. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And you join me at the annual funfair of North Norfolk Digital. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
And you wipe out the hospital and are back down to 100 pounds. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Andy Bandal, Joe Cows, Alan Roland, Richard Toms, Justin Parker, Knoll Scott, and Daniel Groves. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Angrily quizzing my assistant on the quality of each day's show and sending tapes to Denise and Fernando to flag up anything that sounds dated or foggy like. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Answering general knowledge questions to gain territorial advantage. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Any sport that had been around had scabbed up and dropped off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Anyway, after that, talk naturally turned to motor vehicles. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Anyway, I think she's reverted to her Polish maiden name. She's a teacher in Nantwich. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Anyway, Nick was helming Radio Norwich and had always been a pretty solid guy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Apache Communications, Apache Productions, Apache office supplies. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Apart from a truly distasteful dalliance with a menopausal member of staff years earlier. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Apart from the one about Ungodliness and the one about Mormons. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Apparently, as you've filled up, you could actually feel the power of the gush through the handle. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Are you OK? Says a passing French woman who's obviously learnt to speak English. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Armed to the nines with high grade weaponry and question cards. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Armed with a new understanding of London Broadcasting, I was able to provide a kind of directors commentary on current affairs TV shows. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Arrogantly assuming that their thanks and praise had been heaped at me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As a combination of fruit juice, fried food and hot coffee settled in our contented tummies. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As a customer, I was, in part paying her wages. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As a disabled guy wants to get into the parking space. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As a haven for businessmen, choristers was quite unique. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As a result, Sal and myself were pretty miffed as we browsed the menu. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As American peacekeeping soldiers scream when given back chat by unarmed natives. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As deejaying gigs go, it was far harder than people realise. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As family, friends who are friends with our family, theirs was a loving home. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As far as they were concerned, their new colleague had just accused them all of having aids. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As he queued up the backing track to Crest of a wave and told him to. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As he struggles to break free of the tabloid moorings. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As humans of both sexes hurried and scurried about, I nodded in quiet satisfaction. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I began to crawl, walk, and then express myself through dance. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I caught the olive, which admittedly had been in the air for a long time, in my mouth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I drag my nails back and forth across the base of my gullet. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I entered the pub, I instantly spotted the source of the mirth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I gather speed, my side parting lifts off my scalp. I can fly, it must be thinking. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I have done for everyone of my broadcasts over some 30 years. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I pretended to have an itchy cheek so I could wipe away another Fleck of spittle from my face. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I read the traffic and travel or introduced a clip from my favorite goon show LP. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I sang along, eyes closed, I imagined it played to the applause of a studio audience. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I sat effortlessly reading a book aimed at 11 to 12 year olds. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I slept was on an outward bound course to Snowdonia when I hugged a man in a sleeping bag, but that was only for warmth. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I stood there drinking in the whole incredible experience, one thing was abundantly clear to me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I strode the burning station, salvaging a listenership here. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I struggle to pole vault my body gradually towards the studios. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I walked on the set that day, I had no inkling whatsoever as to what a seminal moment this was. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I was able to spend 30 minutes venting down the phone to her. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As I write these words, I'm noisily chomping away on not one. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As if bookending my short and ultimately unhappy life. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As if my career should die just because Forbes has. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As it turns out, though, I was right to be anxious about the editorial meeting. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As my mind scans its database for a Plan B. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As one of the most trusted voices in Norfolk in North Norfolk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As such, he was often targeted by youths, vagrants and Scots. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As the guest ale flowed, we'd pot how to bring him to his knees. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As the pain causes up through my body, I Yelp like a shot dog. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As the process of clearing and then restocking my workspace was an absolute pleasure. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As the team screamed at each other, I noticed that my favorite CD, ABBA Gold, was on the stereo. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As the train came in, we got aboard and sat down next to one another. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As they jiggled and shackled their way into the jaws of a state-of-the-art pumping machine. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As they went to work with their hoof picks, shedding blades and dandy brushes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As this thought had been so long, I decided to repeat my question. Tony, I said. Are you gonna put this baby on the gogglebox or what? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As well as being aerodynamically unfeasible, wings sprouting from the shoulder blades would pull the rib cage backwards and gradually suffocate the Angel, A cause of death that's similar, ironicall... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
As with all feminists, she combined a hatred of being sexualised with a fixation that everything is to do with sex. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Asking for applications to join the team of a new Radio 4 current affairs show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Assist a station with a far more refined listenership, but in need of a kick in the arm. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Assuming it was nothing more dangerous than indigenous pop. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At a BBC party that autumn, I introduced myself to a commissioning editor by the name of Adam Walters. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At a crisis meeting in early November, we battled to find a solution. The closest we came with the idea of installing caravan portaloos in the boot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At best, it provoked an indifferent grant. At worst, it would cost me friendships. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At first for digital radio anywhere in Norfolk, Norfolk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At least my gun making friends seemed to suggest Lord Byron's beautiful and ballistically awesome pistols. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At the height of the show's popularity, I was receiving 5, sometimes 6 pieces of fan mail per quarter. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At the same time, I hope to give me a chink of insight into the mindset of the travelling community. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At the same time, Macomb contracted glandular fever. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At the same time, my other business interests were blossoming like the small flowers that grow on trees each spring. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At this point, I was still toying with the idea of joining a gospel choir. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
At times caring, at times distant and with little or no interest in the individuals under my charge. And believe me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Avian in nature, I think perhaps it's a birdsong, a crow maybe. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Awaiting news of a second series from the BBC whilst simultaneously needing to fulfill commitments to Radio Norwich meant that Linton Travel Tavern seemed an obvious choice. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Back to me. I was becoming known for my no nonsense interview style and my never say die attitude. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Back. And my God, was that the time? I had just five minutes to get to work. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Banging on the door of a BP garage at 2:00 AM, pleading for the hit of Toblerone and getting it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
BBC One was crying out for KMKY. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because as a laundryman, he doesn't think like a police officer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because Clifton has failed to get out of my way and has effectively broken my fall. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because his bandmates are currently suing him for unpaid earnings and he needs the money. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because I actually had a really good day at the paper mill. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because I am about to blow the lid off one of the most explosive incidents in my entire life. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because I got a red receipt in my e-mail inbox. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because I knew my assistants racist mother had just died of lung cancer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because if he'd been 20 years older, he would have been up in Crown Court. And quite right, too. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because it often have dark thoughts rounded off with a little joke. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because it's quite tiring to write like that and I've just had a mug of hot milk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because they don't want housewives to know how strong they really are. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Because this year of all years, with rumours circulating that I'm past it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before a short hop on the A140 saw me join the AK47 and later the A 17. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before a show, he would spend 15 minutes purring, licking his imaginary paws and hanging his head over a bin trying to bring up fur balls. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before a stern lecture to self in my bathroom mirror. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before Channel 4's insufferable Grand Designs program. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before he left, he was good enough to take a photo of me for posterity. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before I do anything, I workout the track listing for the show and come U with scripted chat that I'll pass off as spontaneous quipping when I flag in the final hour of the slot. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before Maxwell can reach me, I wind down the window and holler something witty. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before providing a pretty thorough breakdown of the main ones and peppering it with facts and figures. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before so-called alternative so-called comedy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before walking into the lounge and warmly greeting them all. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Before we'd both settled down to a boil in the bag Curry whilst watching a VHS of Taggarts and magnums. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Began production on the 9th of August 1992. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Being here seems to be sending me a far more poignant message. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Besides the realisation mid broadcast that certain participants were attempting to sabotage the show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Besides, I'm confident that he would have wanted an hour long special for me anyway. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Besides, I've always thought that people can be too quick to judge widows. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Besides, we'd figured that if anyone did end up paralysed come next spring, our ushers one taking the feat, the other of the hands. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Besides. Well, I knew it could do a good job on tummies and thighs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Between 1962 and 1970, Macomb. And again, these are events that bother me so little my brain hasn't filed under. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Bit misleading that they were basically models dressed in Santa outfits on standby to hand out mulled wine and mince pies. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Black leather tie, buffed up shoes and a rich brown leather jacket. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Blessed with the common touch and not a clever clogs. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Blood is glugging from a cut in his knee, like a big squirt of leg ketchup. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Bloody hell, I thought. This is ideal. Nick wants me to do it. The listeners want me to do it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Bonkers Bry combined a wacky sense of humour with a genuine mental illness and went on to cohost drive time on signal radio. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Both he and I knew he could still make it into the station by using as few as three buses. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Bought from do it all, funnily enough, made me wise up. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Bouncy castle fall only partially broken by bad man. I answer concisely now drive. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Boyle is one of the new breed of BBC TV execs for whom television programmes seem to be a genuine inconvenience. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Brain box author Lawrence Camley was a Ruddy good sport Ali tenant. A TV mind crack was interesting, although perhaps too smutty for an audience reared on shipping news and dramas about farms. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Broadcast on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Brooks, Cameron, Clarkson, Murdoch, Quaffing Champers and laughing our heads off at everyone else. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Brought on by a perfect storm of country dancing, hot weather and the high pollen count. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But a shout from a nearby doorway halts my train of thought. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But Adam's compliment had excellent selection of biscuits soon cheered me up. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But after 18 months, Scramble was quietly dropped. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But after a conversation with the Feet station controller, Frank Shears. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But all the while is listening to me and shouting back his order. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But all these years later, when I think back to those aborted evenings out. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But apart from the onset of aging, I was pleased that the ethos, the spirit and the playlist of radio knowledge were exactly the same. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But as a friend of grandstand backup presenter Steve Ryder. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But as a Ukrainian who'd spent half her life as part of the Eastern Bloc. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But as I approached, I could see the suffering in and around her eyes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But as I bellowed from a park bench to everyone and no one after another party for one night. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But as I ease her into third, a rice smile dancing across my increasingly moist lips. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But as long as you keep telling yourself to move your right arm in time with your left leg and vice versa, and to push off with sufficient propulsion. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But as soon as I heard the level of their chit chat, I froze. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But at a rate that made you think twice about complimenting him on it because it was more likely to be the consequence of a serious illness. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But at the end of the pilot episode, his right wing views are vindicated when he blows the lid on a drug smuggling racket. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But at the same time, I knew that that afternoon's downpour would have made the slate tiles so slippery that achieving any kind of purchase would have been impossible. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But automatically placing them on some kind of raised plinth or pedestal. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But because I hadn't seen the incident and because I knew almost nothing about horses. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But blanks me every time she sees me and has a habit of tutting when I speak. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But boy, I'd love to hear the roar of an approaching 999 car. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But but we've not even had the cheese course, he said. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But can't recall the exact details as I was drinking a lot of cider at the time. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But don't be deceived by this seemingly intimate tale of fatherless and. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But even with my swimming trunks on, I think this would have been a bit weird. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But every cloud has a silver lining, and I suppose my assistance loss is the black communities gain. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But fine, I wanted a pizza and tiramisu anyway. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But for such a birdlike woman, she was far too hard on the clutch. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But for the record, I'd like to point out that the hospital is not entirely blameless itself. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But had agreed to cover it live as Taverham Archery Club was playing host to the British Archery Championships that year and that was apparently a big deal for Norfolk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But he just stood there, watching me, the stop side of the lollipop, facing my way. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But he said he didn't want to do it and didn't remember who I was. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But he was inhaling a lot of nail varnish remover around that time, I'm told. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But he was the first kid in the playground to go French. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But he's in celebratory mood and feels good. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But his indomitable spirit and enormous wealth had enabled him to achieve a marriage. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But how to deal with the call of nature in the middle of the night? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I can honestly say it's not something I ever think about. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I chortled as I thought of what the ball and chain would have said. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I felt that Dentam was pushing his luck enormously here. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I got the extension number wrong and it went to a different man. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I had a considerable advantage in that, unlike the three I've mentioned, forward solutions wasn't shit. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I had to think for ages then between the words name and was so insignificant. Is he in the roll call of people I've encountered? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I know for a fact that this can't happen because his entire collection is dead. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I never have turned around and dumped him in the tummy. All set fire to an Airfix Messerschmitt before putting it behind his bedroom door so he'd be intoxicated by the burning plastic. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I read a pamphlet in a dentist waiting room that said it was healthy and important to speak openly about sexual issues. So I will. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I remained Stony faced again like an emperor. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I steeled myself against hangers on and well wishers, typically meeting their so-called compliments with a snort or a Stony silence. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I still stand there each year, smack bang in the middle of a disabled parking Bay. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I thought it would set a poignant tone for the episode and slash or gain enough pity to sway the mind of a Commissioner. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I was a bloody good interviewer and a bloody solid guy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I was in no doubt that I was on a steep upward career trajectory. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I was no wee Bonnie boats like a bird on the wing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I was operating at about four hours sleep since Christmas Eve and had set myself on the show unrealistically high standards. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I was unperturbed, glad even, that I'd made the error. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I'd lost track of time and arguing with Howard Stapleford about the possibility of time travel and had missed my usual train. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I'd missed the Last Post and never got the BYU TV job. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I'm confident they'd have literally bitten my hand off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I'm still using a giant bottle of Pagan man. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I've always found her continued correspondence a bit desperate. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But I've scrubbed Stacey's name off now and replaced it with that of Pete Gabbitas. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But if anyone came close to filling the role of agent manager, it would have been Pete Gabbitas. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But if I'd received an unexpectedly large MOT bill combined with the death of a good friend. Plus, I hadn't eaten that day. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But if you're a lady and you don't shave your pits, you look like a Ruddy bloke. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But in my day, public toilets were for pissing and shitting. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But in some ways I was able to donate something far more powerful. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But in that room, fueled by nothing other than raw nerves, out at plopped, fully formed and ready to go. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But instead of the crack of bone on tarmacadam, what I hear is more of a squelchy thud. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it didn't compensate for the absence of love and affection I received in my home. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it had been Co devised by Bill Oddie, and he'd made me promise I wouldn't pitch it if he wasn't there. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it must have been fairly local, because I remember being pleased I'd driven there without stopping for a toilet break. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it take a few steps before claiming he was dead drunk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it was all viewing figures and audience appreciation ratings and stats and figures. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it was also nice to be able to prove wrong all those people who say it's impossible to make a lifelong friend out of a hotel employee. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it was Lewis Hurst, a theatrical agent, who had invested some money in the company. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it was only after I completely cleared my desk weeks later. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it was then as we tried to hurdle the central reservation. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it wasn't just in my VO work that things were changing. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But it's borderline self indulgent to devote several years of your life to a single subject. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But Jemima was undeniably one of those uppity overconfident types. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But journalists calls to the BBC were met with an officious. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But just to be the person whose sole job was to bring the laughter. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But just to reiterate, forward solutions was not and is not some presentation that could just be repackaged into a 12 part series of lifestyle makeover shows for BBC One. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But knowing he was important, I kept an eye on him and admired him from afar. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But let's just say that when two healthy and hygienic adults enjoy 2 bottles of wine on an empty stomach. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But little did we realise as our Ace Natter entered its fourth hour. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But my appearance through the frosted glass of the door would provide hushed whispers of anticipation inside. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But my hunch is that it's either a gun or the brush from a dustpan and brush. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But my newfound clout in Norfolk was probably most noticeable. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But no, here he was, bold as brass, out and about. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But no, it's too big, too complex to simply be an old-fashioned lick and peel. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But not a second positive that would have pushed my happiness level higher than average. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But on this occasion I'd forgotten, distracted by a cracking pile up on the A11 eastbound. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But one day that grief will reach adolescence and dish out a frenzied and unprovoked Simeon beat down. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But one who actually believes the stuff he comes out with? He is whip smart. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But only because it was getting lighter in the evenings and more people were out rambling or sitting in beer gardens. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But only realized at the last minute that the dogs were chasing an actual rabbit. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But Sonia changed all that. And how? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But Sonia's love of practical jokes? Sex. Laughter. Chintzy homeware. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But still I'm dry mouth and unable to propel the words towards the foamy orb of the mic. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But that comes with the territory when you're hoovering up the lion's share of corporate production and post production contracts in the North Norfolk region. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But that could wait. First I had to be there for Jane Hayes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But that night's bid up TV is so enjoyable. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But that wasn't what catapulted me to local radio glory. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But that's by the buy. The first show is a great success. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But that's not in any way to trivialize what is clearly a distressing situation. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But that's the nature of live television, and I honestly don't think people noticed. Again, some of the guests were a little surly, but that has to come down to the book, and at the end of the seri... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But that's what Archers do. If this was in the wild, The Archers would stand there high fiving each other. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But the majority of Norfolk owning or having access to a telephone, it seemed utter folly not to build the show around a phone in feature. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But the nature and length of my stay there hadn't been adequately explained to me. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But the point is the inane taunts from my school days. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But the reporter has the figures written down on a notepad and won't be deterred. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But the RTE executives behind me see it differently. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But the tone of the e-mail was, to my mind, unmistakably upbeat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But the unjustness of the BBC stopping me being on the television. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But their reassuring televisual demeanour was, I realised, a facade. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But then grief hit when that person was back at work doing, I don't know, her employer's quarterly underwear shop. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But then I reasoned that he was old, which explained why it might have slipped his mind. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But then reconsidered and called back very quickly to accept. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But then she was still a long, long way off of full recovery. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But there are quite a few others in the company too who I'm unable to name. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But there are tailbacks from the road works onto the G****s Hill roundabout. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But there I was, standing and gawping at a single tree. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But there was another reason I was fizzing with excitement, like the sodium bicarbonate rich soluble tablets mentioned in the last chapter. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But there was to be a moving postscript to this chapter in my life. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But there's also an essential fragility to my personality. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But there's no reason I can't get back on that castle and hop. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But these days were as fleeting as a collection of fast birds. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But these, don't forget, were the days before mobile phones. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But they refused to believe that I only had it there to speed, dry, hand washed undies. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But they said their only free slot was the Christmas season and they normally fill that with the pantomime. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But they were dragging their heels in the way that only a groaning bureaucracy populated by Oxbridge graduates can. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But this reek of pure BBC quality only added to my sense of apprehension. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But thought it was just one of those things people say to get attention. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But was mollified when I smelt the shoes, and they didn't smell of human waste. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But was only allowed to eat any on special occasions, such as after meals. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But we hit a snag. The BBC had decided that Alan's show wouldn't work as a name. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But we retain the indefinable quality of excellence. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But we're a back bedroom operation masquerading as a properly established company. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But what a laugh as we staggered along the street like silly idiots. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But when added to loads of other pieces of straw, it adds up until one piece of straw. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But when Forbes remains slumped in their general direction, they bolted in a pretty Craven attempt to spoil the series sign off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But when I got there I was on the receiving end of an almighty curveball. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But when I started recounting how she used to let me lick the spoon when she was making cakes or gravy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But when I thought about her in a leotard, it made me feel all cold inside. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But which a small minority of backward Norfolk underachievers repeated again and again and again and again. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But with a diet rich in cholesterol and alcoholic booze. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But with loads of emphasis, so it was clear that enjoying might have a double meaning. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
But yes, Alan's career hiccup hit me hard. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By his own admission, he's better equipped to handle employment tribunals than homicide, but it's a pleasure to see him. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By magicking up more wine to get them pissed. How is that holy? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By making three television shows a day, six days a week. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By now Maxwell has almost upon me. I bought from the car, swivel on my heels and began to Sprint, leaping over a 5 foot style like it isn't there. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By placing the emphasis on the different word each time and continued bellowing it for a while before I realised that Emily Boyce was in there doing the weather. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By putting posters up around Norwich and giving work experience to family friends. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By that I mean the intervening years hadn't been kind. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By the fact that there's nothing more than a spiky Mexican plant. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By the one in Bristol, another in the Roman town of Chester. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By the time I was 16, our relationship had broken down to such an extent that I'd rarely even let her do my blackheads. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By this point, my ankle has swollen to roughly the size of a child's head. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By virtue of the fact it has to be loud enough for the audience to hear it, it is inconceivable that it can't also be heard by the character in question. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
By way of example, a lot of folks said they expected me to have far nicer eyes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Caked in the latest set of company financials. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Called in sick to Patry, told Carol I was off to the office, then set up a vantage point opposite the house. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Can I please just go home? I'm doing a store opening at 10 for World of leather. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Capping the verbal diarrhea spewing from some of the younger deejays there. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Careful, she said, suddenly irritated. You nearly broke that. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Carol and I had been hiking and stopped for a toilet break behind a large boulder on Helvellyn. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Carol for it's pretty graveyard. It's cherry blossom and it's old world charm. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Carol had been hymen free for the best part of six years. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Carol left me 14 months after the last of my TV chat shows. I wasn't in a good place. The back garden usually. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Carol scotched the idea of reconciliation and said we were splitting up for good in 1996 and I, of course, demanded sole custody of the children. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Carol's brother turns up and tells me she's seeing another man. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Carrying an umbrella to protect her body from the drench. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Caused variously by physical exercise, spicy food, bright sunlight, embarrassment, dairy, shouting, hearing or doing, and fiddling with my nose. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Challenging but easily digestible for an audience of housewives and unemployed males. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Challenging conventions should be left to those of us who truly understand convention. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Chris Feather had been a rising star at BBC. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Chris was in good spirits, alert and sound of mind. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Chris's successor, Jessica Boyle, was a sigh in human form. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Clarkson was a point away from a driving ban, so as test driving cars like they were hearses. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Clearly this wasn't the forum to discuss my employment at the BBC, so I acknowledged each other with a nod. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Clever. He knows that one wrong move from me and my head will be ripped clean off. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Clifton's bus turns left, mine goes right. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Clocking me, he wanted over doing up his belt and seeing to his fly. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Clutching my best shoes in a plastic carrier bag. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Comb my thick hair past my ears like a glossy hat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Combine the kettle with the refrigerated minibar and wallop. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Combined with a Tudor brick quality, a sort of Hampton Court fit for a Norfolk Conservative. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Come, come with me through the fog clad mists of time. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Communicating in a bounce back to where I was before I bounced back. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Controversial lawyer Nick Ford was an especially crass interviewee, not attempting to hide his homosexuality at all, as far as I could tell. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Could I have just experienced my own personal Cuban missile crisis? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Cowell had said to me she wanted to clear her head, so I moved out just before Christmas. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Creating an exact replica of the inside of my house. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Crowther read the first page with bemused interest before. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Crumbs. I splattered again in much the same way as I'd done previously. Thanks. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Cursing the absence of my partner in chicken, I went over to get the required eating tools, walking as fast as I could without breaking into a run. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Cut the sweet shit, twinkle toes, I said, like a latter-day Jack Regan. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Dale Life spent a lovely weekend hanging out at the Earls Court boat Show, and he was delightful company. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Damn you, man. We can turn this round. I know we can. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Dave Clifton was left to stagnate on Radio Norwich, shunted to Norfolk Knights. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Dave couldn't master anything like the energy needed to carry a 3 hour late night show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Dave frowned as he loaded his cans into the boot of his car and claimed he wasn't going anywhere. Mate. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
David Essex's hold me close burns victims. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
DC wide eye a stickler for the rules. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Dealing with unemployed listeners 5 days a week, I'm still sometimes pleasantly surprised that they can be brainy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Delivering an unending torrent of human filth and waste into our homes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Delivery for Mr Maxwell iraw, this time remembering to say it out loud. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Delivery for Mr Partridge, delivery for Mr Partridge, he was saying. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Denton and I became moderately firm friends outside of work, too. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Denton didn't just let me down, he let himself down, too. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Despite being a lab assistant, he was actually an OK guy. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Despite our differences, I took no pleasure in having a much better slot than Dave. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Despite the fact that my wife has left me and my kids really take my calls. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Did I come to be born with this aura of otherness, this Genesee choir? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Did I miss having my own parking space at television centre? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Did I really want to entrust My Portfolio of projects to this shoddy outfit? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Did I used to enjoy the makeup girls referring to me as Mr Partridge? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Digital data can be sent by shifting the carrier's frequency among a set of discrete values, a technique known as frequency shift keying. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Diligently showering each day and making sure that my body. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Dining each morning from the breakfast buffet and speaking into a dictaphone. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Do as I say, I said calmly. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Do you really think I'd have pursued a career in television? from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Does make quite the name for himself as a voiceover artist with, by his own admission, a pretty limited range. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Don't believe me? Ask Bob Granger up at Keele. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Don't get me wrong, I wasn't an avid watcher of the channel, being neither a young urban male. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Don't get me wrong, the prospect of spending Christmas in unbroken solitude didn't fill me with cheer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Don't have to, mate, I shouted back. A spring in my step. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Don't read the reviews, said Martin Bell one day in the corridor. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Dozens of others reach over and hug me, although there's absolutely no physical contact between myself and my assistant. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Dream on. But he exercised self restraint. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Dressed in a smart suit but wearing a buttonhole flower, which I felt was in bad taste. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Duetting on UB 40s rat in my kitchen. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
During those long, hard months in the womb, she'd been less my mother and more my house. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Dynamic and young, indeed, many of the staff should technically have been at school. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Each show seemed more informative, entertaining and superb than the last. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Eager to keep myself occupied, I was, from a young age, deeply inquisitive. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Eastward told me about our impending transfer from wireless to Gogglebox. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Effortlessly able to switch between the rival demands of a wine bar, a hotel lobby. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Either phoned you, but mobile phones haven't yet reached mainstream adoption, his shrug seemed to add. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Either through boot force or just by invoking the paper purchases prerogative. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Emergency, it began, but that it always does. NND now. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Emotionally, I'd invested a great deal in the success of the show. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Employees at a London radio station like LBC or Radio London or London FM might have been a bit sniffy about it. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Energetic, boisterous and really very zesty. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Enigmatically, I had decided to stay not in the woodworm infested squalor of university halls, but to commute in from my home, my parents home. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Equally, I was acutely aware of the car parking situation mentioned above. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Especially because many have been taken while crouching behind bins, squirrelled away in bushes or. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Especially the face of Craig Kilty, AKA the monster, because it is actually him, whereas the other one isn't Tony Hayes. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Especially with so much starvation in places like Africa and parts of Norfolk. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Essentially, less hot chocolate and more Tears For Fears. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Even accounting for the fact that I never wore boots, this was a good line. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Even after all these years, I feel compelled to add that caveat. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard
Even among such a vast number, I've stood out as quite an outstanding officer. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard