Jane the Virgin (2014) - Season 1 Edit

A $10 million bomb on him.

A beautiful boy.

A big problem.

A boy?

A boy. (crying)

A dozen plumbers that night. I mean...

A fact Jane did not know

A few months. Yeah.

A friendship he would very much like.

A gentle discussion on areas of improvement."

A girl needs her matka.

A life!

A lot has happened.

A lot of names on that list, though.

A medical procedure to turn the baby.

A moment of honesty.

A parting gift.

A penchant for overthinking resulted in:

A playboy past, have I not?

A real baby?

A real one.

A reminder: we're better off apart.

A rite of passage, if you will.

A second chance...

A sign?

A song that my grandchild will hear at bedtime.

A spring break destination.

A super intense conversation last night.

A thousand times yes.

A virgin is not who I am.

A weird amount, just admit it.

A woman, older.

A wonderful online community called the Milky Madres.

Aah!

Aaron tells me he's leaving to go back

Aaron. Hi.

Aaron's coming clean.

Abort! Abort!

About an hour before the show, okay?

About any of that right now.

About compromise and meeting each other halfway, and...

About going back?

About how you can't turn off your phone

About me moving on and all, and...

About my dad and and...

About Rafael.

About that one small kiss?

About the new Peruvian place on Ocean?

About the time you spend at work,

Abuela, you have to tell me everything.

Abuela.

Abuela.

Abuela.

Abuela...

According to BuzzFeed, El Presidente's stabbing

Acting like you had no idea who she was.

Actor's dressing room

Actually,

Actually, I said "I'd love to."

Actually, that's not what happens.

Actually.

After a vigorous session of lovemaking...

After all.

After everything you've been through... a divorce,

After everything...

After she saw you and I broke up on Facebook.

After you babysit.

After you ended it.

After you've spent an emotionally

Afterwards, I'll take care of you

Again.

Against my Nemesis, Candy Crunch.

Against our partners, ladies.

Ah, a frame that says "Love."

Ah, a frame that says "Love."

Ah, Easter

Ah, so Rogelio loves hot chocolate.

Ah, we're good

Ah, yes, Jane.

Ah, yes, something along the lines of,

Ah, yes, writing.

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes. Calle Ocho

Ah, yes. Let's rewind a bit.

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Okay, I'll time them, I'm timing them.

Ah! You guys are the cutest couple ever.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah...

Ah... A contraction?

Ah... Jane?

Ah... oh, man.

Aka the Holy Messiah, if I can't even manage a hydraulic lift?

Alas, since Jane went to a Catholic school,

Alba was confused about the accident.

Alba, you are just as I remembered.

Alba...

Alex Mendez RSVP'd yes.

ALEXIS: Interesting. Jane,

ALEXIS: Ladies, what have we missed?

Alexis. Only one problem.

All Jane needed was for Rafael to say, "I'll pitch in."

All of it.

All of us.

All right, come on. I wear it more than you do.

All right, everyone.

All right, I should head home.

All right, let's hit it..

All right, okay. Okay, here's a guy

All right, so the bigger

All right!

All right? Just focus on dress rehearsal.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. (clears throat)

All right. Sorry. That was weird.

All righty, then!

All self righteous and acting out?

All that remains is an EGO.

All the child care.

All this time, huh?

All those years of you pretending

All three of them,

All three times were epic disasters.

Alone.

Already tweeted her.

Also dramatic,

Also full of regrets: Petra.

Also heartbroken... Jane's mother.

Also in for a surprise... our Jane.

Although Jane doesn't know that yet.

Although your ideas of that might be different.

Although... (scoffs) Look at her.

Am getting there with you, as well.

Am I right?

Amanda kissed me! You kissed Marco!

Amanda kissed me.

Amanda, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression,

Amanda: A few years ago,

An apology letter. I write good apology letters.

An executive producer credit, of course.

And "Getting there" was enough for you to move in with me?

And a lot of angry guys who were cut out

And a relationship,

And a super sexy scene where El Presidente emerges

And across town, Rafael was married to Petra.

And acting is mine.

And after he found out,

And after high school, Jane was living very well indeed.

And again, Jane chose to believe that...

And Alba?

And all those people as possible.

And also a perm.

And also Petra.

And an accidental pregnancy later,

And And I feel like I should apologize

And and I just wanted to say, about the other day...

And and I were the one confessing to you,

And and I've replayed it, like, a million times in my head,

And and it did happen, and I, I want you to get out!

And and you can read all the books you want.

And apparently, you have a window.

And are apparently still stalking me.

And are now business partners.

And are there other things I should know?

And as promised,

And as Rafael focused more on work,

And as young Jane watched the dancers,

And because of my screwup, his hotel might go under.

And began working on a new one with his rival, Esteban.

And between you and me, I would like to declare myself

And broke up with Jane...

And crumple it up.

And decided that it's about time

And drink a glass of water, they'll subside.

And dropped a bomb.

And dumped Jane,

And even if her grandmother is confused,

And even though he wasn't sure at all,

And even though he wasn't sure at all,

And financially draining hour dissecting your relationship?

And focused on the good.

And for the love of God,

And for the past two weeks, she sat down

And force former hostages to lie on your behalf.

And freeze it in time.

And from that very first moment,

And from there, a love story bloomed.

And get pumped.

And get things back to the way they were before.

And guess what? They fell in love.

And he came back into her life...

And he cut off the hotel's resources to our room,

And he is growing closer to Petra.

And he knew it had been two weeks since Jane quit

And he told me not to bother him.

And he told me that our profits

And he turned them all down.

And he was interested in the lead.

And heavy.

And his crazy ex wife has a murderous mother.

And his hotel was failing,

And his hotel was failing,

And how badly I wanted a family.

And how badly I've wanted a family.

And how I should probably compromise more to make it work.

And how much you've always wanted a family.

And I actually decided to turn down a teaching job

And I am hurt that after all my efforts to join this one,

And I am not.

And I am really so sorry.

And I am really sorry.

And I am so sorry.

And I can get you a suite.

And I can't hear a thing that you're saying,

And I can't just get rid of Petra.

And I checked the receipts.

And I did a little research,

And I did.

And I didn't get the role. I didn't realize

And I didn't see it coming, Abuela.

And I didn't want to ruin that.

And I don't have to be.

And I don't think that Petra would really hurt the baby.

And I don't want to be here anymore.

And I don't want to be like our father.

And I don't want to disappoint her.

And I don't want to drag her down with me.

And I don't want to get a reputation of being difficult.

And I don't want to keep the baby from you.

And I feel, like, 50% better.

And I get it.

And I get that, but there are other stuff, too, okay?

And I had a mutual friend sort of feel him out.

And I heard your voice

And I hope that we can start over and move on.

And I included two varieties of smoked meats.

And I just don't know if it's a thing yet.

And I just need for you to know

And I just want to be able to do something.

And I just want you to know that.

And I knew it was you from the moment you kissed me

And I knew that I was letting you down...

And I know she messed up, got...

And I know what that means to you.

And I know you're here, but still,

And I love you.

And I love you.

And I love you.

And I mean that in the medical sense.

And I needed to make love to you

And I plan on using that.

And I realized that something has changed.

And I really do want us to be friends.

And I said no

And I said no. And I get it, you're hurt, you're mad.

And I shouldn't have done that.

And I started to doubt him.

And I take you right up to the edge?

And I think I know how we can do it.

And I think it's wonderful

And I think that she'd do anything,

And I think that we're just having trouble

And I think the platform should go a couple feet higher,

And I think you need to #MoveOn.

And I thought that he was gonna listen to her

And I took it.

And I turned out just fine.

And I was disappointing Jane.

And I was feeling vulnerable.

And I was literally wishing that I could find a workshop

And I was right.

And I was wondering if...

And I will not be led astray.

And I wish... you have no idea how hard

And I won't be camera ready until I get it out

And I won't be.

And I would be providing for our child.

And I would talk to him tomorrow.

And I wouldn't had to have said no,

And I wouldn't.

And I, um...

And I...

And I...

And I'd imagine that'd be hard for you.

And I'd like to avoid a version.

And I'd love to tell you

And I'll call you as soon as I hear.

And I'll only get a few more

And I'll remind you now

And I'll see you in two weeks.

And I'll think about it.

And I'm already so behind.

And I'm definitely not in the mood for a lecture.

And I'm glad,

And I'm going to make sure that she pays for it.

And I'm gonna get him back.

And I'm gonna help him secure David Bisbal

And I'm gonna make a therapy appointment for you.

And I'm in this weird in between state.

And I'm just trying to get my bearings,

And I'm not exactly looking to meet a guy.

And I'm not working right now,

And I'm so winning the birth date lottery.

And I've been beating myself up for hurting you,

And I've decided

And if he did, he is the only one

And if she does, you'll move on?

And if you could just smooth things over with Mrs. Falco,

And if you look at something through that doubting lens,

And if you opt for a hospital birth,

And in exchange,

And in reality...

And in that moment,

And in the opposite corner, everyone's favorite diva,

And isn't it better for us to know now, for our baby?

And it did, and she told her mom, and her mom freaked,

And it ends with a tabloid photo

And it seems forbidden love is in the air.

And it should also be noted

And it should be noted, quite dramatically... she woke up.

And it took me a second to get there,

And it turns out Jane's got a knack for babies.

And it was failing,

And it was the quickest way home. Plus, I wasn't really sure

And it would be nice if you talked to me like one.

And it's about two hours.

And it's hard to talk to people in my day to day life,

And it's just that we're sensitive to the fact

And it's like what you said.

And it's my fault.

And it's my only chance to smooth things over.

And it's not a big deal.

And it's okay that you're mad.

And it's only three days.

And leniency for me.

And let Juicy get some press?

And let's also get dinner.

And let's really lean

And look to your left.

And look, I...

And Luisa disappeared, perhaps with her.

And Magda is leaving the hotel.

And met a new friend, Andie

And Michael said that your sister checks out,

And mirrors! I love mirrors...

And mommy blogs and nursing classes didn't exist...

And my father's killer ended up being

And my grandma's at physical therapy.

And my knife is dirty.

And nine the year before that,

And now he's pushing you away!

And now his twin brother, Aaron is back in town.

And now she's working at the hotel,

And now the little thing will be his house.

And now you're saying that you don't mean it,

And now, at last,

And now, finally, there's an opening.

And now... the clincher.

And obsessing.

And once she had the baby, things went back to normal.

And only you can answer that.

And perhaps, if you get a girlfriend,

And Petra is evil.

And Petra lied to cover it up.

And Petra lying to cover for her, I just...

And Petra realized her mom was a psycho

And Petra's mother couldn't walk back then.

And pissed off and...

And prove she wasn't in a room with Magda

And pushed her down the stairs.

And R.E.M.'s "Everybody Hurts"

And Rafael broke up with Petra.

And Rafael was married to Petra.

And regardless, I don't mind heights.

And remember, you two were vibing

And right now I can't seem to do that without disappointing you.

And Rogelio didn't get to raise his child.

And rolled a giant, heavy stone

And science says it's important.

And second of all,

And she clearly wants you back.

And she did always love to learn, you'll recall.

And she really had to get...

And she said he was still hung up on you.

And she said no?

And she sustained a head injury.

And she was about to burn moxa

And she was determined to hold on now.

And she was determined to write.

And she was pursuing her dream.

And she was so shocked, she tripped on a lamp cord.

And she went into labor and we are having the baby.

And she would have just regretted it, and...

And she's actually having fun.

And she's an accomplice to attempted murder.

And so badly wanting to do it right,

And so Detective Cordero continued to pursue his leads,

And so far,

And so I thought that's what you needed to hear,

And so is her daughter, and I don't want my kid around them.

And so is our baby.

And so Jane did,

And so she made a mistake

And so the women were estranged.

And so,

And so, I I tried

And some downs. See?

And speaking of a gentle Jain,

And speaking of babies...

And speaking of breakups,

And speaking of exes with complicated history...

And speaking of mending fences...

And speaking of plans...

And speaking of Rogelio,

And speaking of second chances...

And tell us what he knows.

And thanks to his tireless efforts,

And that I am constantly disappointing you.

And that I should just pretend like this didn't happen?

And that kiss? Also strangely familiar.

And that man, he is a monster!

And that the real joy lies in the unexpected.

And that was hard for me to accept,

And that was that.

And that when you told me the truth,

And that you still love her.

And that's enough recapping.

And that's just a really lucky baby

And that's not what I want, really.

And that's what your daughter will remember, too.

And that's why I didn't tell you.

And the baby needs to be head down

And the child will be extraordinary.

And the cons. But in the meantime,

And the fact that you don't know why I'm upset

And the goddess Cher,

And the half a glass of wine her ob assured her was fine,

And the last.

And the lift rises.

And the most important thing is

And the one thing I remember about my birthdays is,

And the ones that blow air.

And the pacifier's probably chock full of BPA.

And the question?

And the same goes for you, okay?

And the therapist did talk about compromise.

And the thought of missing the birth,

And the way you broke up with me sucked.

And then around, and then down.

And then he asked me.

And then I felt this pressure...

And then I'm back here, I don't know,

And then move on.

And then my ex fiancé found

And then my ex wife punched herself in the face

And then my father was murdered.

And then she killed him, Michael.

And then that woman, Alba,

And then we're gonna take you home, okay?

And then what?

And then you got it into your head to ask me to marry you

And then you...

And then, he wasn't allowed to go with you.

And then... all of a sudden,

And there are also rumors that he changed her face.

And there she met a new friend, Andie.

And there you are!

And there's a crib bumper in there!

And there's no movement,

And there's this Easter thing

And they agreed.

And they are not small ones,

And they come girl.

And they decided to move in,

And they have arranged a photo shoot for us.

And they said they could speak with Mrs. Solano?

And they sold the company.

And they won't accept it because I missed the deadline.

And things got really crazy from there.

And think I was unaccomplished.

And this hotel... this is my kid's legacy,

And this is the most important thing to remember.

And through your almost father in law.

And to survive...

And to you, too, Xiomara.

And today... I mean, it's, like, a extreme example...

And try to meet a few of them?

And unlimited spa time.

And we are facing a huge fine.

And we can attract a whole new crowd, definitely

And we caught the bad guy!

And we did not agree on this number.

And we didn't have the permits that we needed for the party.

And we even got a proposal.

And we grew up very differently.

And we want to fix this.

And we wouldn't be here.

And we're gonna prove it and put you in jail.

And what if Rafael is busy, working all the time?

And what'd she say?

And when he took Jane's father Rogelio

And whether or not I'd be happy

And who can blame her, no?

And why didn't they write it on the front on the flyer?

And why is that a bad thing?

And with Magda around,

And with Michael...

And with Rafael, I don't... I I'm not sure that we do.

And with the influx of cash from the Maracay sale...

And work always comes first... I don't want that.

And would you like to have lunch after physical therapy?

And you almost had sex?

And you and this baby, that's all that matters to me.

And you are too naive to even realize it.

And you can't have a weapon.

And you got a special events permit?

And you guys just became friends again.

And you guys only took six candidates this year.

And you have every right to be.

And you know I don't want to disappoint you.

And you know what else I don't love?

And you know who was on the case?

And you might not be emotionally available right now.

And you remember Aaron, right?

And you said friends, so I'm good with that.

And you saw Petra's mother?

And you should know, I grew up without a father.

And you think having sex with him will make it work?

And you took seven the year before that

And you two can mend fences.

And you were having major doubts, too.

And you were offered a teaching job

And you were right.

And you'll be out in less than that.

And you'll recall that "Livin' on a Prayer"

And you're about ten percent effaced.

And you're family.

And you're firing me?

And you're going to tell him that, while I was showering,

And you're in it.

And you're right.

And you're very accomplished.

And you've been watching him.

And young Jane chose to believe that.

And, if I'm honest,

And, look. Stop! Look!

And, look...

And, of course,

And, oh... I just found out that my mother

And, uh, chalk it up to youthful indiscretions.

And, uh, which area are aren't you strict about?

And, uh...

And, uh...

And, um... how did you two meet?

And, yes, Luisa's been cooperating with us.

And...

And...

And...

And... stay away from the mean girls.

Andie was only there to check her out,

Andie, hey.

Andie: Hey.

Andrea. Or Andie,

Another chance.

Another minute... oh.

Another one?

Another Villanueva came into the world.

Another white wine, please.

Any movement with the baby?

Any other tips?

Any progress?

Anything else?

Anything you need,

Anyway,

Anyway,

Anyway, he invited me. Well, us. (laughing)

Anyway, he thought you wanted to know if I love you.

Anyway, he went one way and I went the other.

Anyway, here you go

Anyway, I can't keep obsessing.

Anyway, I feel silly I didn't understand, Xiomara.

Anyway, I should go to my doctor's appointment.

Anyway, I should just go help my grandma clean up Easter.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure I sensed something wrong

Anyway, I'm, um... I'm heading home, so...

Anyway, let's start.

Anyway, look, I don't want to bug him.

Anyway, thanks!

Anyway, this is my first step

Anyway, this is not about him,

Anyway, uh...

Anyway...

Anyway... he dumped me.

Anywhere special?

Apparently it's quite a get for the paparazzi.

Apparently these things "Take time to make."

Apparently, Berlin gets all the big ones...

Apparently, I need tighter security.

Apparently, I'm losing followers.

Apparently, people aren't believing my performance

Apparently, she's very good.

Applied for it two weeks ago. Should be here any minute.

Are down and we lost our liquor license.

Are they displayed lovingly enough?

Are through the roof right now.

Are we having an official talk?

Are you a strict practitioner?

Are you all right?

Are you even hearing yourself?

Are you going to wear your baby?

Are you gonna do something about it?

Are you kidding?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you planning on nursing?

Are you ready to go?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?!

Are you really so sorry?

Are you serious?

Are you sure you don't want to do...

Are you sure you're not hungry?

Are you sure?

Are you sure? We're really only supposed to say nice things?

Are you sure... ?

Are you trying to bribe a uniformed officer, Mr. Solano?

Are you willing to do the work?

Are you working with a doula?

Are you?

Around the parties. No one's interested in the art.

As a friend 'cause, you know,

As a friend.

As a friend. It means a lot.

As a judge at the Westminster Dog Show.

As a matter of fact...

As a result, you deprived me

As a young girl, Jane was taught

As Aaron.

As an Interplanetary Detective.

As do the concerns of the mothers online.

As for Jane, she wanted to be a romance writer,

As friends, Mom.

As friends.

As friends.

As I mentioned before, I love my mother very much.

As impressive as the city of Las Vegas itself.

As long as the square footage is over 5,200, I'm happy.

As long as you'll help me.

As part of a social media cleanse.

As she headed into her high school reunion,

As soon as you figure out where the towels go.

As successful as everyone else I've talked to tonight?

As the usual post college soul searching.

As to where we were in the investigation.

As well as his assorted rashes.

As well as his assorted rashes.

Ask what?

Asking someone to marry you to breaking up.

ASSISTANT: It's time!

Associated with Rose.

At Calle Ocho at 4:00.

At her feet in order to turn it.

At my one night only Las Vegas residency

At our graduation, we were all wondering

At the business center.

At the doctor's appointment?

At the doctor's office today.

At the end of a chapter,

At the Golden Harbor Yacht Club.

At the graduation party?

At the hospital.

At the Marbella, then.

At the Paloma after party

At Trivolo's.

Aw, come on.

Aw, I'm so happy... ish.

Away from the stage.

Ay.

Baby stuff only.

Baby... !

Baby's height: 78th percentile.

Baby's weight: 62nd percentile.

Back here? (branches rustle)

Back off, I'm her mother.

Back off.

Back off. I'm her mother.

Back then, Jane was engaged to Detective Michael Cordero,

Bad joke. I'm sorry.

Banged on the door.

Barbara: Although I am sensing some reluctance

Barbara: And your reluctance would make sense, hmm?

Barbara: At the same time, you do have some differences,

Barbara: So the question becomes:

Barbara: Well, let's dive in.

Be the bigger person.

Beautiful, you're on!

Because ever since the proposal...

Because his mom just dropped

Because I almost did.

Because I believe that he can be a success.

Because I couldn't take long walks anymore. Mmm.

Because I don't want to be

Because I just keep going back, remembering the last time

Because I knew you'd argue with me...

Because I let my feelings get in the way of business.

Because I love you.

Because I see very clearly what's in front of me.

Because I take my craft very seriously.

Because I thought co parenting with Rafael

Because I thought there was a chance

Because I thought you'd all judge me,

Because I told them I will only do it

Because I want to be successful.

Because I was constantly disappointing you.

Because I was falling in love with Rafael.

Because I'm a gentleman, and we're in public.

Because I'm going to have to do things myself now!

Because I'm in prison.

Because I'm not interested.

Because I'm not over him.

Because I'm trying to become a writer.

Because I've been watching you...

Because it suggests that I'm limited to only three skills,

Because it was not possible that he should be Holden of it.

Because it's also my kid,

Because it's not about sex.

Because Jane, you'll remember, was handy.

Because my life is falling apart.

Because of how much you hurt me.

Because of our history.

Because of what you said about my writing.

Because of who you are

Because otherwise, I'm gonna say something to your mother

Because practically...

Because right now, they're...

Because she believes in this almost magical power of love.

Because she fell for Rafael,

Because she fell for Rafael. Unfortunately

Because she said no to his proposal,

Because she's still in love with you.

Because she's undocumented.

Because so much has happened since then

Because somehow with my mom being so awful,

Because that's what families do.