About to go see Ellen in a little bit. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
All the way. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
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And I've never been in this place. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
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And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
And that's what you guys are. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
And then her kid walked in the room. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
And then you call them a bunch of times... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
And they both hurt equally. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
And we didn't think you have the balls to do it yourself. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
And what we should be doing right now is getting to know each other from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Andy. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Are we allowed to do that? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
At least he can cook, Mom. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Because she's dating this pot dealer. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
But you don't actually sell anything in the store? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
But, hey, that's her journey, you know. I gotta respect that. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
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Couldn't get the condoms to work from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Dan rhymes with man, and men jerk off. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Do you have any extra large condoms? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Do you want me to be fucking retarded? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
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Go shoot yourself in the fucking head. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
God, Friday, when I went home... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
God, I hope I get my period soon. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Have you ever felt a breast before, man? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Hello? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Hey, motherfucker! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Hi, I'm Andy. You look comfortable from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Hi. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
I also wanted to call... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
I always say. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
I apologize, but it's too late. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
I can't do it. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
I don't really have a good answer for that, Andy. I just... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
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I hired her for you. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
I just want to please you. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
I literally said nothing. And she found me fascinating from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
I spent the last two years of my life regretting it. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
I think I almost got them. It's hooked on my ankle. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
I want to take you underneath the Eiffel Tower and make love to you. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
I would rather watch Beautician and the Beast. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
I'm all right. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
I'm going to give you a couple of Jay's shifts. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
I'm gonna really take care of you tonight. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
I'm not bitter. I almost lost a nipple, okay? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
I'm not gonna be done buffing the marble.. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
I'm on my break, okay? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
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I've been working there for a long time. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
I've never been in before. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
In some creepy apartment, that's what I'm saying from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Is it The Apprentice? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Isn't that sweet? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
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It's a dead technology. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
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Like the gayest thing you could possibly do, okay? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
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Mmm hmm. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Mom? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Mooj, we try to be fair with the schedule but it's hard. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
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Ready? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Really? Are you having sex right now? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Really... God, yes. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
She wants to go to the family health clinic. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
So uncool. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
So what's in the box? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
So why do you have a store? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
So will you go talk to her? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
So, shit, man. Fuck it. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
So, you actually wrote that one girl looked like... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
So, you want me to take her? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Sorry. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
That boy is stubborn. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
That you're all stealing the recordable CDs. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
That's a lot of weed. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
That's incredible. I wouldn't have done it without you. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
That's the long and short of it. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
That's the second time I've heard that. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
That's totally what's going to happen from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
That's what you want to find, okay? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
They're not fucking toys! This is Iron Man, okay? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
This is kind of lame. You wanna get out of here? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
This is not professional. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
This right here, you looking at the Bentley of big screen TVs from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Too bad I retired my penis from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Turban now? Do you see any fucking turban here? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Twenty one from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Wait a minute. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Watch TV, I'll probably re watch Gandhi. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Watch your mouth, and help me with the sale. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Way to sell a big TV. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
We appreciate your business. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
We are all so happy for you. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
We did this 'cause we're your friends... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Well, good timing. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Well, that may be the case. But none of this shit is sexy, okay? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
What are you, some kind of sex pervert? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
What you did with you's own hand. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
When your son is born, is he already in parole? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Where do you put the penis? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Who's about to watch her friend get married to a guy. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Whoa. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Why did you cheat on her? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Why don't you get her back right now? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Why don't you kiss something? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
With a population of, like, 500 people. Really small. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
With his own gayness. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
With you guys? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Wow. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Wow. Okay. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Yeah, I am taking vacation next week, so.. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Yeah, I'm meeting somebody from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Yeah, well, virgin's not a dirty word from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Yes, it is. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Yes. I've never been more embarrassed in my life. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Yes. If you haven't taken the medicine, you don't call. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You always win is the best part about the game from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You don't get the set. I'll throw in the DVD. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You got a whole lot of semen back up in you. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You guys are so up your asses. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You guys, this is not funny! from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You have sex and that's the long... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You know his foot gonna be bigger than this. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You know what, you should come by sometime if you want, you know... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You know... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You need to plant a lot of seeds. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You see, over by the post from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You take three Excedrin PMs... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You the club rat. I'm not the one that be going out. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You wouldn't be saying this shit. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You're psyching yourself into thinking it's some impossible feat. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
...that you should probably drive. I drive a bike. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Can I come in? Yeah from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Come on, man. Okay. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Dawn of the Dead, man. Great. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Do it! Just hold. Okay, here we go from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Fuck you! Fuck off. Fuck off. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
How you doing? Congratulations. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
How you doing? I'm great. I like your store. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
I'll pray for your cock. Okay, thanks. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
I'm good. How're you doing? I'm doing great. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
It was a disaster. Really? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Jay. Be tough, Andy, you got it. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Let me out. I can't hear what you're saying from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
No. As good as it gets. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Okay, see you over there. Okay. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Okay. Okay? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
See you later. Have a good night from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
There is masturbation. Masturbation. Play with yourself. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
This is James. James from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Way to go, man. Politicked his ass off. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
With the big old titties. I'm not gonna stare at a woman from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Yeah, I better go back to work. Yeah. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Yeah, that's the right thing. Yeah. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
Yes, I am. Yeah. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You game? No. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You know what else is sexy? What? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You know what I'm saying? Excuse me. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You know? Yeah. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You like her? Yeah. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You ready? Yeah. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
You want to know where there's one? Yeah. from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
'cause once this baby's born, you ain't going out again... from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
'Cause you're gay and you can tell who other gay people are? from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
# And Jupiter aligns with Mars # from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
# Aquarius # from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
# Got a weird thing to show you # from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
# Let the sunshine # from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
# Let the sunshine # from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
# Let the sunshine # from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
# Let the sunshine in # from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
# The sunshine in # from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
# Then peace will guide the planets # from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
# We ain't talking about no # from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
# Y'all can't stop me now # from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) Soundboard
