Jane the Virgin (2014) - Season 5 Edit

A Actually...

A After everything my body's been through this year.

A And how is that even possible? What am I supposed to do? Huh?

A And I just needed to get the bull back

A And I want to give her an additional lover

A And most people are pro?

A And to be clear, no rats.

A Anyway, I will see you on set.

A At least when Michael had amnesia,

A bartender.

A beautiful person for a father.

A big one, yes.

A big presence in my wife's life.

A blurb for the back of my book!

A bodyguard. What for?

A book about what happened.

A bus ticket back to Montana.

A card telling me how much you love me.

A conflicting legal precedent, blah, blah, blah.

A confrontation. That's it.

A couple editors want to meet you,

A detective, actually. A great one.

A detective, and he is the best person I've known.

A dinner routine: set the table,

A door, which had been accidentally left open.

A dys A dystopian future,

A few times and hang up.

A five, six, seven, eight. Right...

A flash drive.

A friend of mine said.

A funeral is the absolute wrong place to try to win back an ex.

A good one, she said.What does that mean?

A grip lost his grip. It happens.

A hundred?

A husband returning from the dead

A job opportunity came up, but it's in Houston.

A lawyer?

A light fell five inches from my head.

A little hurt.

A little.

A little... I'm here.

A lot of celebrities are standing up for each other

A lot of feedback.

A lot of lookie loos, but no offers yet.

A my husband came back from the dead support group.

A negotiator.

A nice, deep

A notebook. Ah.

A Paloma nominated episode.

A part of your deal breaker list.I feel like it was implied.

A party?

A pass? He's upset.

A peep show, this is the only blind spot.

A psycho on the loose at the hotel?

A real amnesiac does it.

A real life amnesiac standing right here.

A rewrite. Of course.

A smaller life?

A statewide essay writing contest.

A temporary skin discoloration from labor,

A thousand times of that day, and it's all pretty fuzzy.

A TV show.

A very special person in my life.

A view of the ocean from our lobby. Ooh!

A way for the crime to climax.

A writing assignment on time.

A...

A...

A...

A...

A...

A...

A...

A... a little house?

A... t?

A... t?

Aah!

Aah!

About an hour.

About every little thing like a shorter monologue,

About finding her long lost father.

About her recurring nightmare.

About his performance in school, so he took it out on Mateo?

About how important the romantic gesture is.

About how life is too short, and I know it's corny,

About it.

About my life instead of trying to write.

About myself as a writer and my career.

About our son?

About the book, and now you're fine with it?

About the brain.

About the fence we have to fix tomorrow.

About the frame and incorporating

About the truly evil things that she's done.

About this important initiative.

About Venezuela, you were fine with it.

About wedding colors, and we need to move fast.

About where we started, where we are now.

About worst nightmares, I just need to stop here

About you and Rafael?

About yourself, and that's who you are.

Absolutely not.

Abuela called.

Abuela, don't you think that's a little old fashioned?

Abuela, it's fiction.

Abuela, you okay?

Abuela!

Abuela. Ay!

Abuela...

Accidental artificial insemination

Across the street, with no adult holding his hand,

Acting in a parenting capacity with them.

Acting is reacting, after all.

Acting with half her face

Action!

Action!

Actually got her to smile.

Actually hoping to talk to you about something else.

Actually think Julie has a lot of them.

Actually,

Actually, can you?

Actually, I go by Jason now, ma'am.

Actually, I go by Jason now, ma'am.

Actually, I go by Jason now.

Actually, I go by Michael now, sir.

Actually, I haven't written it yet.

Actually, I meant that you borrowed my favorite jacket

Actually, I should text Raf.

Actually, I used to hate camping, but...

Actually, I'm gonna make some tea first.

Actually, I'm not really in the mood to talk.

Actually, I'm sorry.

Actually, it's 15, with subcategories.

Actually, it's the perfect time.

Actually, Jane's not my date.

Actually, let me try those on.

Actually, seeing him at the wedding as a part of my family,

Actually, that's why I'm here.

Actually, this was your cat.

Actually, um, maybe we can talk for a minute about that.

Actually, we wanted to have lunch today

Actually.

ADHD, dyslexia,

Advanced galleys of my book this week.

Affects our family.

Afraid of what was lurking around the corners,

Afraid that if Michael gets his memory back,

After all you've been through.

After Bo, of course.

After calling this place home?

After four long years.

After Jason Bourne.

After my book came out.

After our submarine tour.

After the divorce, and he's not gonna recognize my condo.

After the first co president of Mars.

After three weeks of daily spin classes,

After you died, I had to take some time off of work.

After you left the dance, they played a video

Again "a real life low."

Again and again...

Again, take your time.

Again, way too fast.

Again... no, thank you.

Against him if he gives you the hotel.

Against him if he gives you the hotel.

Agreed.

Agreed.

Agreed.

Agreed.

Agreed.

Agreed.

Agreed. So... very nice.

Agreed. What is, uh, CCD?

Ah and a a big part of the problem was those pants.

Ah, friends, as I've made clear,

Ah, great!

Ah, I can't thank you enough, Rogelio.

Ah, I just hate to see him struggle.

Ah, I see.

Ah, if only it were that easy.

Ah, it's already engraved.

Ah, it's my mentor.

Ah, it's okay. I'm just frustrated.

Ah, man.

Ah, my dog walkers, Yuri and Marigold.

Ah, Philipe.

Ah, Rafael filled me in, but I spaced.

Ah, screw it.

Ah, six down, six more to go.

Ah, thank God.

Ah, they just got here.

Ah, what if nobody bids?

Ah, you temptress!

Ah, your nemesis.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Abuela!

Ah! Come on, Mateo.

Ah! Okay.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. But something definitely happened between you two?

Ah. Gotcha.

Ah. It's bedtime.

Ah. One one second.Wait, wait, wait.

Ah. Oops.

Ah. River!

Ah. We should get back to the cabin, my spurs are tired.

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Ah... so that's it.

Ah.You can't mess with my abuela

Aha! How did you use your resources?

Aka Sin Rostro,

Alba and her ex boyfriend Jorge.

Alba and Jorge went from first base to a home run.

Alba married her ex boyfriend Jorge

Alba might not need herhuevito much longer.

Alba took the news better than I thought.

Alba Villanueva.

Alba, Rogelio, Mateo sure!

Alba, what would you say is Jorge's greatest flaw?

ALBA: He charmed us both that day.

ALBA: I am overwhelmed

ALBA: Jane.

ALBA: Jorge...

ALBA: Now, I will be speaking Spanish,

Alba... Hmm?

Alba's pretend husband Jorge was moving in.

Alexis?Jackie.

ALL : Mommy, Mommy, Mommy...

All art is sacred and fleeting,

All consuming emptiness.

All hell broke loose.

All I want

All I want is to put this ring on your finger.

All my insecurity and jealousy.

All my must haves for the apartment.

All of my accounts.

All our memories are silly and sappy and...

All right, already, I get it.

All right, follow through on the swing.

All right, I'm going to win Dina over with this super sized

All right, kids.

All right, let's camp.

All right, let's dance. You guys watch the video?

All right, now I even smell like a ranch hand.

All right, say goodbye to your daddy.

All right, so listen, Rocky's real gentle,

All right, so you put cameras in your own bedroom?

All right, well, we're in here. So, what's really going on?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Tell me about your husband's family.

All that gel in his hair.

All the crazy stuff that has happened in my life,

All the hair stuff.

All the moments that led to this

All the time, but I don't think it is.

All the time?

All this time, you were right. I'm your dad, Jane.

All you gotta do is pull this rope,

Almost killed me.

Alone time with them?

Already done.

Also better.

Also devastated, Petra.

Also feeling vulnerable? Xiomara.

Also in a tricky situation, Alba.

Also navigating tricky relationships Alba.

Also scary? Hi, there.

Also trying hard...

Also winning...

Also, I could use a second opinion on my accessories.

Also, I have something to tell you.

Also, I wanted to apologize.

Also, try to stand near a tree.

Also... you were there for me when I needed it,

Although that information is not relevant here.

Although, now I have to divide my time

Always in the wrong place

Always on edge.

Always.

Am I not giving you enough attention again?

Am I okay?

Am I right, ladies?

Amazing. Lina crushed it.

Amen.

America loves me!

America will hate me.

America's first mother/son co presidents.

Amnesia.

An accidental insemination, a kidnapping, an evil twin,

An account under her name.

An actual amnesiac. This is incredible.

An echo from the past.

An urgent appointment for my son as soon as possible.

And oh. Use your right foot.

And 'cause she stuck with me and helped me find myself again.

And 5/19 is our wedding anniversary.

And a beautiful one at that.

And a coffee for your dad.

And a little sad.

And after a five year rest period,

And after a long journey,

And after Michael started sniffing around,

And after, she mailed those divorce papers.

And again.

And all of the trees have died.

And all of these moments imprinted

And all telenovelas need villains.

And also I should tell him

And also I'm Jane's father.

And also younger people who think they're the stars.

And also, hopefully, literally.

And also, it would be really great

And also, it's been over half an hour,

And also...We should talk about oh.

And an ice sculpture in the shape of Jane's head.

And and dinners and birthdays, and and...

And and I don't want him to feel rejected or left out.

And and I just don't get why you're doing this.

And and it just happened. Isn't there a grace period?

And and where do I even want it to lead?

And as he gets older, he can really grow into that room.

And as she moved through her religious life,

And as we both bent down to pick it up,

And as you can see,

And be there for him, and obviously I can't,

And because I wrote most

And because Jane loved love,

And because we never go on vacations,

And because you have

And before I... died, I'd been focused on it

And Bo.

And bring the list. [laughs]And I have the list.

And bring you some pie. Do you like pie?

And broke my favorite dish.

And Buttercup was the heroine.

And by "it," I mean that free lunch.

And by "okay," I mean that I have to do a huge rewrite now

And can never un hear.

And can't wait to see the next installment in two weeks.

And Charlie means everything to me.

And Charlie put me back together again.

And Charlie will shoot me on the spot if I trespass again.

And clearly this is

And color, yeah? Okay.

And come back when it's all done.

And constantly get noticed,

And continuing our apology tour...

And could we get a real unicorn?What?

And Darci, Baby and I will move to New York.

And demanding equal pay for women.

And denying it doesn't change that.

And did your editor get your changes in time?

And Diego and Matias and Alejandro always fighting.

And do you know anyone with amnesia?

And don't call again.

And don't let her get in the way.

And don't worry, I look amazing.

And eating roadkill and picking up hitchhikers.

And Ellie and Anna said he's on drugs.

And enjoy it from dry land for 20 minutes,

And even crazier, he had amnesia.

And even him.

And even if Julie is just a dry run,

And even though I had already ended things with him,

And even though that's a crappy feeling...

And even though what I did is totally unforgivable,

And every day for the past four years...

And exactly who she had to talk to.

And experiences?Okay, look, this religious stuff sounds like

And extremely brilliant person would do.

And fart.Fart!

And feel pretty again.

And finally he won her over.

And finally...

And focus on finishing the telenovela.

And following through on the swing.

And for a while there, because of you,

And for all these people working alongside you.

And for chasing you down the streets of Miami.

And for saying those nice things.

And for so long,

And for what it's worth,

And for what it's worth, I...

And for you...

And for yourwhole life.

And frankly, "man of the house"

And frankly, I don't know how to do that if I can't talk.

And frankly, this little book of yours seems like

And friends, in that moment,

And friends, in that moment, our heroine knew exactly

And friends, she had to make a decision.

And friends, they finally got back together.

And from one anxious mother to another.

And full of joy and good health.

And fun.

And gave her this number.

And get back to our life.

And get me a water, I'm parched. I bet.

And get over this fear.

And get the hell off my property?

And gets asked to never come back.

And getting close to the end.

And getting help.Great. Now, I'd really rather not

And give him amnesia?

And gives to cute little baby ferrets.

And giving you the support that you need.

And go back home.

And goopy poopy.

And got arrested so I have to go get him.

And got shot on our wedding night.

And grieving him.

And had to be taken out of class.

And harassed you in any way

And hardest one of all.

And have I mentioned Alexandria Ocasio...?

And have people talk to you like they know you.

And have tea parties together.

And he asked that when you speak to him that you...

And he broke up with me.

And he could really use the distraction,

And he doesn't know you're alive so you need to leave now.

And he got carried away, I guess.

And he is so young and I just,

And he is so young, and I just...

And he lost his memory, but he used to be

And he lost his memory.

And he loves me, too.

And he read the monologue as it was, and he lovedit.

And he starts his new job tomorrow.

And he took it.

And he wanted her back.

And he was distracting the other kids.

And he won't do it again. Right, buddy?

And he's a kid, so we should try other options first.

And he's been struggling to get his next role.

And he's clearly faking it because he's mad at me.

And he's even better known in Mexico.

And he's making a mistake.

And he's paid to inseminate thousands of cows a year.

And he's very close with...

And head over to our birthday girl.

And her second favorite paci in the back pocket.

And hey, if you're getting tired,

And hey, when it doubt, just threaten the iPad.

And him. I'm proposing.

And his costar the fabulous River Fields,

And his pants...

And honestly,

And honestly, I never stopped loving you,

And honestly, the Marbella satisfies me

And hopefully, mine will start growing back.

And how did Steve get that tail?!

And how happy I'm going to make you.

And how much I love Rafael.

And how much I've changed.

And how selfless you've been throughout this,

And how we can't just give up on...

And how you relate to the world.

And how you've been with me through all of it.

And I accidentally inseminated you.

And I also know

And I also know that you're not happy with me right now,

And I also think you look sad.

And I also thought about your question some more.

And I also wanted to say thank you.

And I am carpooling with the lead agent.

And I am not giving this phone back until you agree

And I am so happy that you sent in the divorce papers.

And I asked the owner, and he said

And I basically just begged him to give Julie a second chance.

And I can see why you love it here.

And I can take your grandma home so you can stay a little longer.

And I can't act if I feel guilty.

And I can't do it anymore.

And I can't do that anymore because...

And I can't do that with you in my life.

And I can't get it out of my head

And I can't go back.

And I can't let that happen right now.

And I can't stop thinking about him.

And I can't wait to marry you.

And I can't wait to take long walks and read books

And I changed my mind. I want to stay here.

And I could let her down easy but now she thinks

And I decided I probably shouldn't end things that way.

And I definitely like the banana the best.

And I didn't take that as a red flag?

And I didn't want to make a life altering decision

And I do think it was destiny.

And I do, too.

And I don't believe you.

And I don't know if I'd want to divorce him,

And I don't know what to do with myself

And I don't know why I'm yelling,

And I don't know, deep down, that I do believe that.

And I don't know...

And I don't mess around with my career, Jane.

And I don't want anything to happen because I love you,

And I don't want Daddy's gross food.

And I don't want to anymore.

And I don't want to wait around while that happens

And I e mailed my editor to see if she could get the file

And I feel like someone cut out a piece of my heart.

And I feel totally out of control and powerless,

And I finished my vows.

And I forced you to buy it.

And I get it. I'm not him.

And I get that you think I am

And I got a bunch of muffins in my trunk.

And I grabbed your gun and I shot it into the ceiling,

And I had a panic attack because I am so scared

And I had to go to grief support groups!

And I hate the idea

And I have missed you.

And I have to do something or I'm going to explode.

And I have to tell him about it.

And I hired some fake EMTs,

And I I think a part of that was the past lingering

And I just came by because I thought

And I just feel like I'm at rock bottom.

And I just felt like you were acting irrationally, so...

And I just love you so much.

And I just needed to get out how crazy it is

And I just wanted to make a grand romantic gesture

And I just...

And I kept pretending like I didn't notice,

And I knew how important

And I knew this deadline would add even more pressure.

And I knew you were doing some work in the lobby,

And I know I overstepped...

And I know I shouldn't have looked at it, but I did,

And I know it came from a good place.

And I know it feels like everything has changed,

And I know it was a wrong thing to do,

And I know it's hard and painful,

And I know Luisa will, too.

And I know you don't excel at minding your own business,

And I know you won't approve, but please listen

And I love you, too!

And I love you.

And I miss our sex life, too.

And I need to figure out how to manage my anxiety.

And I need you to talk me down.

And I needed the address.

And I never set any rules when it came to you

And I noted a few places where I thought

And I only liked one of them.

And I overreacted because...

And I practiced saying all that real fast

And I promise you, he can do this.

And I put Mateo down at Alba's.

And I ran into Michael.

And I really want to fix this.

And I remembered I can't.

And I said I'd prove my love to you

And I said we could talk about this for five minutes.

And I say let's skip the boring stuff.

And I shouldn't have made such a rash decision.

And I shouldn't trust a word you say.

And I still love him.

And I stuck the landing in all of them,

And I support whatever Charlie wants.

And I swear to you, here and now,

And I think I have a solution.

And I think I started to.

And I think it's just because I'm overwhelmed with everything

And I think that should be reflected in these pages.

And I think you're right.

And I took a plane and a bus and a truck and hit a possum

And I used to think

And I want a lunch hour every day.

And I want a lunch hour every day.

And I want him to be happy. I really do.

And I want it back.

And I want this.

And I want to let you off the hook.

And I want to remind you of what we have,

And I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

And I want to trust you.

And I want you to know it's not your responsibility.

And I wanted to apologize.

And I wanted to make a gesture

And I wanted to say welcome.

And I was a cop in Miami.

And I was hoping you might join me on a picnic.

And I will have these three in my ear.

And I will not let you jeopardize my job

And I will remember our love for the both of us.

And I will, just not a $5,000 couch

And I wish I can tell Jason to just go, but I can't.

And I wish I could live with that.

And I wish you all the happiness in the world,

And I won't do that again.

And I won't make that mistake again.

And I won't take it out on you.

And I wouldn't now.

And I wrote it, and it feels right

And I wrote...

And I yelled at you for being jealous and insecure!

And I... I wanted to help.

And I'd been working at the gift shop for three months

And I'd need to be all in.

And I'll be, uh, coming as well,

And I'll call the doctor tomorrow.

And I'll discipline mine?

And I'll finish up? You kidding?

And I'll get back to you when I can.Leave a message.

And I'll give you a rough draft?

And I'll take the lead on wedding planning.

And I'm a terrible person to wish that

And I'm a widow.

And I'm also gonna speak to Simon's parents as well.

And I'm also sorry that I've been so focused

And I'm angry, okay?No...?

And I'm done.

And I'm flattered.

And I'm going to change more.

And I'm going to give them a piece of my mind.

And I'm good friends with Justin Hartley.

And I'm in the forest.

And I'm listening in.

And I'm not going to hold back!

And I'm not ready to ask you to move,

And I'm proud that I'm the rare actress

And I'm really happy for her.

And I'm really worried.

And I'm so excited about our wedding,

And I'm so happy to finally meet you.

And I'm so sorry

And I'm so sorry about earlier.

And I'm so sorry about your mother.

And I'm so sorry...

And I'm sorry if I misled you in any way.

And I'm sorry.

And I'm still in love with him, and that's not gonna change.

And I'm stuck with this doofus, Esteban.

And I've actually been

And I've already missed dinners with the kids

And I've been able to keep these huge emotions at bay.

And I've been thinking about how much you've changed

And I've been trying to push that feeling aside

And I've come to love the two of you together.

And I've saved the best news for last.

And I've worked so hard on it uh, for years.

And ice cream and balloons.

And if he won't sign over his life rights, there's no book.

And if it seems like

And if she was being honest, she liked that feeling."

And if she's uncomfortable with all this,

And if something happens to me,

And if that mutt

And if there are,

And if they don't pay attention,

And if we're being honest which we said we would be

And if you feel a bite, don't jerk.

And if you have an issue with her, then you should talk to her.

And if you keep trying to have sex with me,

And if you tell anyone about this,

And if you'll give me a chance,

And impulsivity.

And in every telenovelaranchera

And in exchange,

And instead of the head astronaut,

And instead you broke Rafael's heart.

And is a totally different person with a dog named Bo.

And is she ready to not renovate?

And it comes with a mandatory five year sentence?

And it didn't even faze me.

And it doesn't conflict with previously scheduled events,

And it hit me that...

And it is causing my cancer to flare up.

And it is hard for Mateo to focus when the TV is on.

And it made me realize

And it should be the happiest time of my life.

And it was a really dumb thing to do.

And it was his idea.

And it was like a rug had been pulled out from under her.

And it would mean the world to me

And it's a lie!

And it's also the last time

And it's been really nice to have you through it.

And it's fine. I'm fine.

And it's going to be the best feeling in the world!

And it's not gonna be like a boring book.

And it's not his fault!

And it's not your fault,

And it's not your fault.

And it's phenomenal.

And it's so dark up here. I can't tell.

And it's starting to affect things in a big way.

And it's the right thing to do for me.

And Jane and Rafael will figure it all out.

And Jane didn't even have to write that for her.

And Jane is great.

And Jane wanted to help him get his memories back.

And Jane was trying to as well.

And Jane was writing about it at exactly the same time

And Jane, and I'm really sorry for everything.

And Jorge with immigration officials

And just because I can't wait for the future,

And just know that if you ever need anything from me,

And just like that, Jane realized

And keep trying, even if it's hard.

And keeps them on the top shelf of the bathroom cabinet

And kidnapped babies and a dead husband,

And knew she needed to give her a heads up.

And know I've thought about this,

And leaving me little reminders on your little Post its,

And left my son at home, all to see if there's

And letting your feelings get in the way is not good parenting.

And like you said, this telenovela is everything,

And listen to my heart.

And listen,

And live our lives.

And living every day like he was dead for four years.

And living like that, it changes you

And luckily,

And luckily, J.R. got back in time

And Luisa's his aunt, so, yes.

And mad? Because of four years ago?

And magical and...

And make another big scene, but...

And make sure it's from a prominent pediatrician.

And man, did he love that freakin' cat.

And manipulate, and cheat,

And Mateo doesn't have a birthmark.

And Mateo's at school.

And maybe even get our sex life back on track before we turn 50.

And maybe it was Mateo's constant rejection

And maybe this will help.

And maybe you could move some

And meet her at my father's premiere party, sh...

And meet you... around 4:00? Perfect. See you then.

And mentally, I feel ready.

And Michael and I need to get away from the memories

And missed brunch. Any offers?

And most importantly, her options.

And move on.

And my lover loved your pages

And my mama.

And my mom had her final chemo today,