Angie Tribeca - Season 2 Edit

A 95 pound undercover cop pretending to be a lifeguard

A bicycle pump, and some pool noodles...

A big bag of Dick's.

A bureaucratic process that could take months to resolve.

A dad is throwing a football with his son,

A drowning victim's lungs would be full of water.

A grandfather clock fell on his head back in the day.

A jacket and long pants?

A little anxious. There's been some dark moments.

A memory.

A mom's helping her daughter with homework.

A pre owned Toyota Avalon.

A ring.

A routine toxicology report

A service designed to give a voice to a group...

Aah! Dang it. Now I have fleas.

About nine months.

About not being in a good mood most of the time.

About that, sir. I can't find Detective Small.

Abs, pecs, Magic Mike V.

Actually overdosed on an illegal weight loss drug.

Against the National Harpoon Database

Agent Duran, Detectives Treils and Gibeca.

Agent Duran, why?

Ah, this is gorgeous.

Ah, yeah. Please.

Ah. Your teeth belong to Kobayashi Maru.

Ah... just, like, 5 minutes.

All of a sudden, sees a body...

All right, I'll check the records room.

All right, look alive.

All right, that's it.

All right, well, if you see him around,

All right, well, Scholls thinks I had the baby

All right! I'll talk, I'll talk!

All right.

All right. Grab me a cup, then.

All right. I got to go. I think we're about to eat Maru.

All right. Let's do this. Hands in.

All right. Let's give it a shot.

All right. Look who it is!

All right. What have we got?

All the blood was from the victim.

All the fruit's grown locally.

All you had to do is get the spare key to Maru's office

All: For them to stop serving whale,

All: Now!

All: Yay!

Allow us to demonstrate. Name any fruit.

Almost everybody.

Am I free to go?

Am I?

An utter disregard for the rules of volleyball.

And a bitter ex wife with motive, opportunity,

And a common ingredient in pesticides.

And a pantry full of pesticides.

And all the healthcare in Louisiana.

And also presumably to make money

And ate some drug money.

And bring this company tumbling down.

And combined, they gave over $200,000.

And does so by making use of a website

And don't even try an object lesson on me,

And drops it right in your hand.

And even less often get an erection.

And Geils tells his girlfriend.

And Greenpeace does a lot of work to try to protect them.

And he got really weird about stuff. Anyway, can I go?

And he vanished under mysterious circumstances.

And his age... 71.

And how does that make you feel?

And I abandon you for another woman

And I abandon you for another woman,

And I can tell when you're rolling your eyes.

And I don't appreciate being questioned by a man

And I especially don't like partners

And I promised him we were gonna go.

And I'll be watching you...

And I'm making linguini alle vongole,

And I'm piloting it back to this room.

And I've fallen in love with every single one of them.

And if he can get in here,

And immaculate plating of Kobayashi Maru.

And it turns out, someone is pushing.

And it was found at a murder scene as the murder weapon.

And it's freaky.

And just show her the woman cop you really are!

And let you guys talk?

And nothing in the foreseeable future's gonna change that.

And now he's in a better place.

And now he's inside the LAPD's network.

And now I am leaving.

And now the guy you loved is banging the head of forensics!

And now you're finally taking a chance on someone.

And our baby.

And pin the blame on someone else.

And probably no hassles.

And say aloha, the goodbye one.

And select what kind of hot beverage you want?

And she knows he'll be at the dog park in the morning,

And she's FBI...

And since I have a PhD in behavioral psychology

And so sometimes we go out on these boats

And some kind of hot beverage.

And some people, too.

And still feel insecure because we're surrounded

And that includes social media.

And that we are trying hard...

And that's like the whole case, right there, on you.

And that's money out of my pocket.

And that's not enough to keep you up at night?

And that's really wrong.

And the mayor insists I crack down on murder.

And their client's dog is privileged.

And then does her best to bury the body.

And then we should have a look at what Mayhem Global is up to.

And then went to work, but...

And they all proved positive for Fen Phen.

And this one bad mofo.

And until you come clean,

And wait for the perfect opportunity.

And we are up and running.

And we had a heck of a time.

And we need the pad!

And we shoot harpoons at the whaling boats

And were killed instantly, no less.

And what about his routine? Anything out of the ordinary?

And when it comes for you, which it will,

And when Maru found out about it, he was furious, wasn't he?

And where was the spare?

And where would we find these Doppelgangers?

And who she's working for by any means available.

And with the help of the new DNA image rendering software,

And you can go talk to the C.E.O. of Meet'N'Cheat,

And you guys just blew my entire operation

And you know nothing about it?

And you say he was a Mayor Perry supporter?

And you should probably get that checked out.

And you will see John Dough leaving my house alive.

And you're drumming up political scandals

And you're gonna be a big part of it.

And, hey, Geils?

And, if you don't believe me, here is a video to prove it.

And, like, build a whole new life out of sand.

Angie Tribeca, LAPD.

Angie, how are you feeling?

Angie, I know it's frustrating being chained to a desk,

Angie, listen, me and Scholls...

Angie: Courtney, Courtney, Courtney.

Angie: No. No, no. It's okay.

Angie?

Angie.

Angie. How you doing, girl?

Angie. It's me.

Animals don't have detectives solving their murders.

Anne Muffet, you're under arrest

Anne Muffet.

Announcer: Do not operate heavy machinery while on Fen Phen.

Another body just washed up on the beach.

Any cool deaths or anything?

Any explanation for the uptick in drownings?

Any government offices, baristas, or hairdressers,

Any new leads you can give us?

Any signs of a struggle?

Anyone else in the park when they found the body?

Anything for a couple of votes.

Anything from the crime scene?

Anything on it to tie it to somebody?

Anything you can tell us about him?

Anything you find, you bring to me and me only.

Anything you sa...

Anyway, there's basically nothing that can be done,

Appetizers on the house?

Are going to make me an absolute fortune.

Are pursuing this case.

Are we crossing an ethical line here?

Are we okay?

Are you a person?

Are you being sarcastic?

Are you coming?

Are you insane, Tribeca?

Are you serious? 'Cause it's ringing now.

Are you still there?

Are you?

As if someone's crossing them out

As it may exacerbate your condition.

As much as you care about people.

As per the Marine Mammal Protection Act of 1972,

As skilled as he was as a sushi chef,

As the Miami University of Ohio of Massachusetts.

As we speak, I'm piloting a drone

Ask him how you're holding up.

Ask your doctor if Fen Phen is right for you.

Assassinating the Prime Minister at a State Dinner.

At 9:03 A.M., a self replicating code was Trojan Horsed

At 11:00 p.m. last night?

At just the right time, you'd be scraping me off the sidewalk.

At the beach away from their family.

At the top of Laurel Canyon.

Atkins, have you lost your mind?

Babies are supposed to be fat...

Baby, I'm nowhere near finished with you.

Based on dead old people?

Be held accountable for their actions!

Be right there.

Be shut down, and...

Because fleas wouldn't touch him because pyrethrin,

Because he wants to push you down them!

Because I shot this very harpoon at a whaling boat

Because I'm not supposed to be doing this.

Because it made people look too awesome?

Because killers always make a point to leave evidence

Because of various side effects

Because we have the same name.

Because when you think about it,

Because whoever had that harpoon killed Maru.

Before he cheated on his wife

Before he went in the ocean.

Before we go any further,

Besides, she has no feelings for me anymore.

Besides, we're about to start a new business venture.

Big enough to want to take down his whole operation.

Bit more.

Bless you.

Boat belongs to Takagi. Takagi killed Maru.

Bob Terrier's killing Mayor Perry's donors

Boom! Next morning, box and beverage.

Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop!

Boop, boop.

Boop.

Boop. Boop.

Boop. Boop.

Boop. Boop.

Boop. Boop.

Born Osaka, Japan, 71 years ago.

Box, no beverage.

Boy, oh, boy,

Brah says that's just fat trying to get out of my face.

Brah Wilson knows a hell of a lot more than what he's letting on.

Breathtaking, isn't it?

Bring out...

Bruising can only occur when the heart is still beating

Building's owned by a corporation

Bummer.

Business was booming until...

Busy? Too busy to hit the gym?

But according to the families of the deceased,

But back in the day, mm mmm!

But because they're old, no one looks into it.

But because they're old, no one looks into it.

But definitely all the way dead.

But Geils is with him right now, and he's in danger.

But guess what... I looked into it.

But guess what... I looked into it...

But he was seen alive coming out of the trainer's place.

But he's so sharp in many other ways.

But help yourself to charcuterie

But I did not kill him, I swear to God.

But I found one that fell behind the desk.

But I got to warn you, he ain't too good with people.

But I have a couple questions

But I think someone needs a diaper change.

But I want you to check in once a week, Geils.

But I want you to take a look at something... over there.

But I would hope that you still have enough respect left for me

But I'm not gonna lie.

But if it would help...

But if she could, me and my erection

But if you want to, that would be awesome.

But if you're up for it,

But in spite of it all, I say, You're not gonna die today

But in the end, you're a great cop with great instincts.

But Jane did, so I got it for him.

But keep in mind, this is all being funded by our tax dollars.

But like how big of a part? I'm so confused.

But never spoke to him.

But now using a lawnmower engine,

But off the record?

But Ruth, well, she won't sleep in another person's bed,

But she didn't do anything!

But still bone other people.

But that shouldn't affect the results.

But that's just the way it's always been for us.

But the world needs guys like me to take us to the next level.

But the worst part is...

But these people fell down the stairs.

But these suction cups might be too powerful.

But they certainly want the recognition.

But until we find a murder weapon or a cause of death,

But we have a case here.

But we haven't confirmed strangulation

But why? Who the hell are these people?

But you can't just run away from your life

But you can't start chasing murders that aren't there.

But you know the part that never made sense to me?

But you wouldn't be able to tell from my demeanor, no.

But you're looking a little nourished.

But, uh, if you had some pictures you could send,

Buy your own nuts, I always say, but what can I do?

By Greenpeace.

By pushing them down the stairs.

By serving him one last time.

By unrealistic expectations of what perfect looks like.

By unrealistic expectations of what perfect looks like.

Bye.

Call Detective Garrity.

Call me Diane.

Call the coroner.

Called Mayhem Global.

Called Smells Like Fish.

Can I get you a cup of coffee? It's just upstairs.

Can I help you with anything else, detective?

Can I help you?

Can I help you?

Can I maybe call you back later?

Can I see them again?

Can I speak to a person?

Can we come in?

Can you get in touch with him?

Can you give me a minute, Pete?

Can you not talk for like 30 seconds?

Can't do it, man. This is my office now

Cardio's not gonna cut it, my brother.

Catch me if you can.

Catch me if you can.

Ced, it's me, Tanner, from the old neighborhood.

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat. Cheat.

Check it out.

Check the footage at 11:55 last night

Check.

Checking.

Cheerio.

Clever, Detective. Good luck finding out who.

Colors his hair. Not fooling anybody.

Come in. Uh, table or sushi bar?

Come on in.

Come on. Have a seat.

Come with me.

Coming, Lieutenant.

Computerized female: [Stilted voice] Hello.

Concerning the death of your grandfather, Doug Warren.

Construction, import/export, fracking, real estate,

Copy that, Lieutenant.

Copy that, Tribeca. I am seeing what you're seeing.

Copy.

Could I ask you to remove your shoes?

Couples are finding ways to make it work,

Courtney Woodpatch Newton.

Crazy first day back, huh?

Culturally insensitive Halloween costumes,

Cursory examination revealed no signs of foul play,

Curves?

Damn it, Atkins, inside the mayor's office.

Damn it, I hate to see her like this.

Damn it, Joe!

Damn it. I hate that photo.

Damn.

Dead and buried.

Dead people and the forensics and stuff?

Decorated with generic artwork on the walls.

Defending ourselves against the accusations.

Desk duty just means you can't take cases.

Despite what's happened between us.

Detective Geils, meet Cedric the Programmer.

Detective Geils, meet Cedric the Programmer.

Detective Geils, meet Cedric the Programmer.

Detective Jay Geils, meet Cedric the Programmer.

Did anyone turn one in?

Did John Dough have on his body?

Did someone leave a baby in the hallway?

Did you have an appointment with a John Dough

Did you really think you could take down Mayhem Global?

Did you see me? My hands were shaking.

Did you spend the night here?

Did your husband have any enemies?

Didn't find a thing.

Didn't you hear him?

Digital implant activated.

Disarmed 12 men, and rescued 5 hostages.

Do not take Fen Phen,

Do we know how he died?

Do you even want me to tell you why it couldn't have been me?

Do you have an appointment with the shrink, too?

Do you have any enemies? People who want you to fail?

Do you think Geils is in love with you because you're a tough cop?

Doctor said it'd be touch and go for a while.

Does it have to do with why you're dressed as an astronaut?

Does somebody want a treat?

Doesn't mean I'm happy that he's dead.

Doesn't that seem insensitive in light

Domestic prowess, and effortless style.

Don't answer that.

Don't ask me why, because I don't know,

Don't forget your mini clutch

Don't take this the wrong way,

Don't worry. We'll bring him back.

Don't you find it unusual that your ex husband

Doug Warren, and Agnes Scavelli?

Doug Warren?

Dough gets fleas.

Down! Sit down!

Dr. Scholls, how many fleabites

Dr. Scholls, if you would?

Dr. Scholls.

Drop it. Drop it!

Drop it. Let it go.

Dumped like a girl in a coma.

Dumped the head, and then did who knows what with the body.

Eddie?

Eddie?

Eight...

Elected for a second term.

Endless sun, chill vibes, hot bodies,

Ergo, this harpoon was used to kill a man!

Ergo?

Even one of us.

Even though it's a baby I had with some chick from Canada,

Even though they never proved it,

Even though we only have her for manslaughter,

Ever since college.

Every day around 8:30, he'd come out

Every item of clothing that I'm wearing

Every minute I'm not online,

Every move you make.

Every time you fall into a coma

Every time you fall into a coma

Everybody and his brother's gonna be out there!

Everybody, this is the new member of our crew.

Everyone had them... you, me, the wife, the dog.

Everything okay?

Everything... my feelings for Scholls,

Exactly.

Except for Brad executing that German guy.

Exclusively designed for cheaters.

Face down, maggot!

Face towards me a little bit more.

Fell down a set of stairs.

Fell down a staircase.

Female: [Stilted voice] Hi, my name is Juliet.

Fenfluramine was banned in the U.S.

Fidelity, common decency.

Figure out their operations,

Find out if he has any enemies?

Find out who Diane Duran really is

Find out who's trying to sabotage the mayor's campaign.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Firmly attached to the grid,

First name, Kobayashi. Last name, Maru.

First, we are...

Fleas.

Followed by a message that says, Hi, Angie,

For an erection lasting more than four hours,

For believing in my childhood dream...

For dinner and six feet of dirt for dessert.

For God's sakes, Liukin! I've got a detective in danger.

For serving illegal whale meat.

For the murder of Jonathan Dough.

For you to call on Cedric.

For your wallet, lip gloss, and .38 revolver.

Four... three... two one... go, go, go!

Freeze!

Freeze!

Freeze! LAPD! Hands up!

Friday is supposed to be the hottest day on record.

Friends? Acquaintances?

From hitting our one millionth cheat.

From now on, only the four of us in this room

From the Taking Names collection.

From those waves by men in shorts.

Furthermore, anyone in a group of 12 or more

Garth Tweedner.

Geils in position.

Geils,

Geils, can you read me the serial number?

Geils, check in.

Geils, get down!

Geils, go check on the dental records.

Geils, go talk to Bob Terrier, Perry's campaign manager.

Geils, I got a fresh murder in for you.

Geils, I think you lost something.

Geils, I want you to meet Todd, Skeeter, Wilhelm, Stacy,

Geils, if you have a shred of feeling left for me,

Geils, it's Scholls.

Geils, please. Old people are dying.

Geils, please. Old people are dying.

Geils, Tribec...

Geils, Tribeca,

Geils, Tribeca, get the hell in here!

Geils, Tribeca.

Geils, what's up?

Geils, you have a baby and a love triangle.

Geils, you look terrible.

Geils, you will not believe what I just found.

Geils! McCormick! Get the hell in here!

Geils! No!

Geils! Tribeca!

Geils?

Geils.

Geils.

Geils.

Geils.

Geils. [Panting]

Geils... we got to go.

Get a list of his top donors.

Get down on your knees!

Get him out of here.

Get over it. It's getting sad.

Get the hell in here!

Get up the stairs! Get up the stairs!

Give me a minute.

Give me another week with them, 10 days tops,

Glad to meet you guys.

Global destabilization, mean Facebook comments.

Go get 'em.

Go, go, go!

God may believe you, but a jury won't.

God, they put those bathrooms so far...

Good boy. All right.

Good job, Dr. Scholls.

Good morning.

Got it, Lieutenant.

Got the call about 7:00 this morning.

Grab him!

Grandpa, no one cares that you were blacklisted.

Great. I'm starving.

Great. Let's take 'em down.

Great. We'll get right on it.

Guy walks his dog in the park.

Hackers all have their own signatures.

Hacking's not our game, Detective.

Had this weird thing

Hang on, Tribeca.

Hang on. Let's hear what he has to say

Hang on. Someone's coming.

Harpoon one eight belongs to Courtney.

Has a plaque on his desk that says Mayor Perry.

Has anyone here heard of the website MeetNCheat.org?

Has committed a felony punishable by death.

Hashtag heroes are everywhere.

Hate my guts.

Have a seat.

Have been trying to bring down with a lawsuit.

Have you heard of this new Airbnb?

He believed that only by living his profession

He busted down the door,

He could only do sessions at night

He dies. She panics.

He doesn't remember things too well.

He got into the evidence locker room

He had a spare.

He had this woman that he was married to.

He has an ID card from Mayhem Global.

He has an incredible body.

He is so good.

He just didn't love me.

He just needs to be reminded of that.

He keeps coming and coming.

He kept wanting to do weirder and weirder stuff.

He looks 26, and he's in the best shape of his life.

He made us. There's a bunch of them.

He means we got it for him.

He pooped on the beach and buried it like a cat.

He sometimes forgets that both of our names are on the door.

He took great pride in his reputation.

He wanted to see where I work.

He wanted us to...

He was lying at the bottom of the stairs, dead as a doornail.

He was lying dead at the bottom of the stairs

He'd be gone all day.

He'll be suspended until he poops it out.

He's a cop!

He's been flailing since you walked in here.

He's getting away!

He's great.

He's having sex with me when he thinks about you.

He's here. I see him very clearly.

He's self conscious about his curves.

He's the one who's been murdering all the donors, Geils.

He's Treils. I'm Gibeca.

He's...

He's... he's a beautiful, perfect baby

Head floating in the ocean, body still missing,

Hello, Angela.

Hello, lover.

Hello, Monica

Hello, sir.

Hello! Who's this little guy?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Here it is... Doug Warren, 99 years old.

Here lies drowning victim number 12.

Here... souvenir from the deceased.

Here's your stupid statement.

Hey

Hey, Bill.

Hey, Geils!

Hey, guys. It's Doug.

Hey, if you're gonna lose your mind

Hey, if you're gonna lose your mind

Hey, Monica.

Hey, Tribeca, sorry. It's his birthday.

Hey, we're gonna get a drink for Heather's birthday.

Hey, where's Hoffman?

Hey!

Hey! If Tribeca says she's ready, then she's ready.

Hey! Monica.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. How's it going, guys?

Hi, Dr. Helm.

Hi, there.

Hi!

Hi.

Hi. Sorry we kept you waiting.

Him. I named him after you.

His apprentice, Mr. Takagi, said there was only one key.

His grandfather died six days ago from a fall down the stairs.

His key management skills were severely lacking.

His were completely empty,

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm... must have been two, three days ago.

Hngh!

Hoffman was incredible.

Hoffman!

Hold on one second.

Holy shit! Look out!

Honey?

How about I give you a little polish?

How are you, sir?

How are you?

How can I help you today, young lady?

How do we know it isn't a drowning?

How do we know you got what it takes?

How do you feel about that?

How do you live with yourself?

How does a guy in a locked room get murdered?

How long have I been out?

How long have I been out?

How weird?

How weird? What stuff?

How well did you get to know the victims?

How you doing, kid?

How's Geils doing?

How's it going?

How's it going?

How's she holding up?

Huh?

Huh?

Hypertension, and death.

I also got a Midwestern couple about to pull glass bottles

I always have been.

I am gonna say this once...

I am head over heels, 100% settling for you.

I am trained by Kobayashi Maru

I believe you.

I bet there's not even coffee up there!

I call this Brunch with Global Conspiracy Girlfriends.

I can barely remember two weeks ago, let alone six days.

I can understand that.

I can't get him to calm down.

I can't go.

I can't hear a thing with these ear plugs.

I can't in good conscience ask anyone to do that.

I can't take this.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't. If I stop bouncing, he'll start crying.

I certainly wouldn't tell you guys.

I checked the campaign finance data,

I could swear he had three or four more divorces in him.

I could try.

I deactivated the temperature sensors,

I did not go to six weeks of online dog training school

I did what any rational man would do.

I didn't have any cash.

I didn't kill Jonathan. I loved him.

I do love you, Tribeca.

I do, too.

I do. I was able to get a proper tissue sample,

I don't even know what I'm looking for.

I don't even think John wanted that little rat,

I don't feel good about this.

I don't know about this.

I don't know, but I'm riveted.

I don't know, Lieutenant.

I don't know!

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't like partners,

I don't like this.

I don't need it anymore.

I don't see why you have to go.

I don't want to call him sad, but...

I don't want to hear what you're trying to do!

I don't want to say divorce, but...

I don't want to say he lived and slept here

I dropped by his new place around 8:00 to pick up our dog.

I feel a bit ridiculous even saying this,

I feel like this.

I found something rather interesting

I give him ten minutes till he goes under.

I go in deep with the lifeguards,

I got a beach to patrol.

I got him.

I got his music class after this.

I got it again! Oof! Whoa.

I got other ways of getting what I want.

I got to go take a poop.

I got your locksmith right here.

I guess I could add in some more cardio.

I guess just assume I do?

I had a little white detective with me.

I have $80,000 into a boat with major plumbing problems,

I have a few questions to ask you.

I have a lot of clients.

I have a security camera in my home.

I have an algorithm running that should ping the location

I have no friends.

I have skills beyond what you can even imagine...

I have to say, I really enjoyed talking to you.

I haven't talked too much about my personal stuff?

I I guess I'm okay.

I I told you, I don't remember anything.

I I'd like that.

I just don't feel comfortable.

I just find plants and animals

I just had a feeling, you know?

I just have to take this.

I just hope we can all work together

I just want to figure out

I just want to hear your plan.

I know as much as you do.

I know I'm on desk duty, but I've spent the day investigating

I know it's distasteful, Tribeca, but the law is the law.

I know that sounds counterintuitive,

I know that, Geils.

I know what you're gonna say.

I know who's dealing the drugs.

I know, sir. The Japanese are such a noble people.

I know. I just need to hear it sometimes.

I like him! He's crazy.

I literally took their computer from their home.

I look at the ugliest parts of humanity...