Angie Tribeca (2016) - Season 2 Edit

A 95 pound undercover cop pretending to be a lifeguard

A bicycle pump, and some pool noodles...

A big bag of Dick's.

A bureaucratic process that could take months to resolve.

A charity concert, and he's back out on tour.

A Coast Guard truck? This late?

A dad is throwing a football with his son,

A dead body fro...

A drowning victim's lungs would be full of water.

A few dentist appointments, one shower.

A grandfather clock fell on his head back in the day.

A hot pot of tea or coffee,

A jacket and long pants?

A little aggravated?

A little anxious. There's been some dark moments.

A man of passion and romance.

A man of passion and romance.

A memory

A mom's helping her daughter with homework.

A parasite.

A pre owned Toyota Avalon.

A really effective crime initiative last year.

A ring.

A routine toxicology report

A Sergeant Edward Pepper

A service designed to give a voice to a group...

A shave ice? In this part of town?

A weight loss drug?

A year that could have been.

A. Tribeca.

Aaah!

Aah!

Aah! Dang it. Now I have fleas.

Abigail Liukin.

About knowing what the world really is.

About nine months.

About nine months.

About not being in a good mood most of the time.

About that, sir. I can't find Detective Small.

Abs, pecs, Magic Mike V.

Absolutely not.

According to the latest polls,

Aching in your loins.

Actually overdosed on an illegal weight loss drug.

Actually, Jackie, we find that, generally,

Actually, Perry pledged to get us off coal by 2020

After him and Lori Loughlin broke up,

After his campaign manager turned out to be a murderer,

After the doctor left,

After the target is eliminated here,

After what happened to you.

Against the National Harpoon Database

Agent Duran, Detectives Treils and Gibeca.

Agent Duran, why?

Ah, the very cold case, yes. Come with me.

Ah, this is gorgeous.

Ah, Tribeca, Geils. Come with me.

Ah, yeah. Please.

Ah. Your teeth belong to Kobayashi Maru.

Ah... just, like, 5 minutes.

Ahh, ahh, aah! Your feet are freezing!

Ahh. Come on, more pressure.

Ahh... Oh. They're not lickies.

Alan Thicke narrated it.

Alhambra!

All due respect, Commandant, this base is in L.A. County,

All he's ever wanted is to be the bad boy,

All of a sudden, sees a body...

All of Mayor Perry's dirty laundry.

All right, environmentally, we can get the city off coal,

All right, give me a minute.

All right, guys. Here we go.

All right, I'll check the records room.

All right, I'll talk to the band.

All right, look alive.

All right, maybe I I need a refresher.

All right, so hit me. Anything. Give it to me.

All right, so you know your Nobbingsly.

All right, Sousa.

All right, that's it.

All right, well, if you see him around,

All right, well, Scholls thinks I had the baby

All right, what do you guys want, huh?

All right! I'll talk, I'll talk!

All right? You want a court order?

All right.

All right. Go play.

All right. Grab me a cup, then.

All right. I got to go. I think we're about to eat Maru

All right. Let's do this. Hands in.

All right. Let's give it a shot.

All right. Look who it is!

All right. See you around.

All the blood was from the victim.

All the fruit's grown locally.

All women should go to prison.

All you had to do is get the spare key to Maru's office

Allow us to demonstrate. Name any fruit.

Almost everybody.

Almost.

Almost.

Alone?

Along with some of your hair, a to do list in your handwriting

Already on it.

Also, find out what the parking's like down there

Although he did die with it.

Although, the last couple weeks,

Am I free to go?

Am I profiting off P.T. Cruiser's death?

Am I?

An orderly is charged

An utter disregard for the rules of volleyball.

And a bitter ex wife with motive, opportunity,

And a common ingredient in pesticides.

And a former FBI operative named Diane Duran

And a glass of fresh squeezed juice.

And a mother who could tell the difference.

And a pantry full of pesticides.

And a sandwich with a bite taken out of it

And all the healthcare in Louisiana

And all the healthcare in Louisiana.

And all you could become is a nurse.

And also presumably to make money.

And as of 10:00 tonight,

And ate some drug money.

And better than ever!

And bring this company tumbling down.

And by the end, you'll be crying and wishing you...

And combined, they gave over $200,000.

And does so by making use of a website

And don't even try an object lesson on me,

And drops it right in your hand.

And elect Dick Dreyfuss,

And elect Dick Dreyfuss,

And even less often get an erection.

And even though we never see it, we're raising a baby together.

And everything's gonna be okay because I love you.

And Geils tells his girlfriend.

And GQ just named you Scumbag of the Year.

And Greenpeace does a lot of work to try to protect them.

And he got really weird about stuff

And he just expanded the Expedition line to Santa Monica.

And he vanished under mysterious circumstances.

And he would say, "Huh? What?"

And here's the one that started it all.

And his age... 71

And his fingerprints match exactly those

And how does that make you feel?

And I abandon you for another woman

And I abandon you for another woman,

And I can tell when you're rolling your eyes

And I conquered my fear of performing surgery.

And I don't appreciate being questioned by a man

And I especially don't like partners

And I promised him we were gonna go.

And I say, "That's a lot of snow for Los Angeles."

And I thought it would be fun to do something together.

And I thought you said you were coming at 2:00.

And I was about to bust out of here anyway,

And I would just be a little worried if he had an attack.

And I'll be watching you...

And I'll go talk to Alistair Cook...

And I'll never forget you,

And I'm gonna buy some Kombucha.

And I'm gonna put it in your little hands.

And I'm making linguini alle vongole,

And I'm piloting it back to this room.

And I've fallen in love with every single one of them.

And I've got a victory party to attend.

And if he can get in here,

And immaculate plating of Kobayashi Maru.

And it feels like there's nothing the police can do about it.

And it took us a little bit longer

And it turns out, someone is pushing.

And it was found at a murder scene as the murder weapon.

And it wasn't in her handwriting.

And it's a beautiful election day here in Los Angeles.

And it's all leaking out his ribcage

And it's freaky.

And just show her the woman cop you really are!

And let us have a look see?

And let you guys talk?

And look at the suture knot.

And neutralize her by any means available.

And not a handsome versatile musician,

And nothing in the foreseeable future's gonna change that.

And nothing's gonna change that.

And now he's in a better place.

And now he's inside the LAPD's network.

And now I am leaving.

And now the guy you loved is banging the head of forensics!

And now you're finally taking a chance on someone

And once we have him, we let him off on a technicality?

And one thing that they're not interested in

And our baby

And part of an elaborate conspiracy

And Pfoopa won't even give him a shot.

And pin the blame on someone else.

And probably killed your dude.

And probably no hassles.

And ride roller coasters all afternoon.

And say aloha, the goodbye one.

And Scholls, return my copy of "Total Recall"

And see if she can help us out.

And see if she has a name for us.

And see if we can pull some DNA.

And see the good guys get it all wrapped up nicely,

And select what kind of hot beverage you want?

And she helped get them out.

And she knows he'll be at the dog park in the morning,

And she's FBI...

And she's the focus of the case.

And since I have a PhD in behavioral psychology

And Sir Ian McKellen.

And so sometimes we go out on these boats

And some kind of hot beverage.

And some people, too.

And something tells me he wasn't born with it.

And still feel insecure because we're surrounded

And stop texting me after midnight.

And suddenly you're that guy.

And that includes social media.

And that means we have to find out

And that thing with me and Scholls, it's over.

And that we are trying hard...

And that's like the whole case, right there, on you

And that's money out of my pocket.

And that's not enough to keep you up at night?

And that's really wrong.

And the bad guy doesn't spend one night in jail?

And the bad guy doesn't spend one night in jail?

And the beer guy's story checks out.

And the mayor insists I crack down on murder.

And the mayor, who quite frankly has done a pretty crappy job

And the whole lying about the baby

And their client's dog is privileged.

And their connection to this mayoral election...

And then does her best to bury the body.

And then hit hard times.

And then I immediately got this new one with a different number.

And then I immediately got this one.

And then I'm gonna go to the grocery store

And then throw it in the Dumpster right next to the building?

And then we left for the precinct.

And then we should have a look at what Mayhem Global is up to.

And then went to work, but...

And then when the mouse goes in for the cheese...

And there isn't a damn thing you can do abo...

And they all proved positive for Fen Phen.

And this guy sends me a label that looks like this.

And this is the only place the department can assure you

And this one bad mofo.

And this time, it's personal.

And this vanity license plate.

And this was completely my decision... we broke up.

And together, we hatched a plan to stop Eddie Pepper

And until then, I'm not leaving the mayor's side.

And until you come clean,

And wait for the perfect opportunity.

And we are up and running.

And we had a heck of a time.

And we need one before the mayor casts his vote

And we need the pad!

And we shoot harpoons at the whaling boats

And we should ignore you.

And we want to know why he ended up dead in a refrigerator.

And were killed instantly, no less.

And what about his routine? Anything out of the ordinary?

And what are the odds of two miracles in one month?

And what happens to her affects my life

And what if LAPD decides to... I don't know... shoot us?

And what is your relationship with Sebastian Elsworth?

And what they're gonna list it for.

And when it comes for you, which it will,

And when Maru found out about it, he was furious, wasn't he?

And where was the spare?

And where would we find these Doppelgangers?

And where's that cute guy that used to come and visit you every day?

And who she's working for by any means available.

And with the help of the new DNA image rendering software,

And you can go talk to the C.E.O. of Meet'N'Cheat,

And you guys just blew my entire operation.

And you know nothing about it?

And you say he was a Mayor Perry supporter?

And you should probably get that checked out.

And you think he's gonna leave her for you.

And you will see John Dough leaving my house alive.

And you worry about shutting down the organ pipeline

And you. You are a lover.

And you're drumming up political scandals

And you're gonna be a big part of it.

And, hey, Geils?

And, if you don't believe me, here is a video to prove it.

And, like, build a whole new life out of sand.

Angie Tribeca, LAPD.

Angie Tribeca?

Angie, are you there?

Angie, how are you feeling?

Angie, I know it's frustrating being chained to a desk,

Angie, listen, me and Scholls...

Angie, promise me you won't do anything crazy.

Angie, we did it.

Angie, you're gonna be okay, you hear me?

Angie!

Angie?

Angie?

Angie.

Angie.

Angie.

Angie.

Angie. Angie.

Angie. Come to the other side, Angie.

Angie. How you doing, girl?

Angie. It's me.

Angie... we have a lot to talk about

Angry enough to go downstairs and hit him

Animals don't have detectives solving their murders.

Anne Muffet, you're under arrest

Anne Muffet.

Another body just washed up on the beach.

Answer me!

Any cool deaths or anything?

Any explanation for the uptick in drownings?

Any government offices, baristas, or hairdressers,

Any new leads you can give us?

Any signs of a struggle?

Anyone else in the park when they found the body?

Anything else, Lieutenant?

Anything else, you're gonna have to ask the Coast Guard.

Anything for a couple of votes.

Anything from the crime scene?

Anything on it to tie it to somebody?

Anything point to who did this?

Anything you can tell us about him?

Anything you find, you bring to me and me only

Anything you sa...

Anything you say can and will be used against you

Anyway, a graphic designer's been murdered.

Anyway, I'm kind of hoping...

Anyway, there's basically nothing that can be done,

Anyway...

Appetizers on the house?

Applying more pressure.

Are all these from your fans?

Are conspiring to kill Mayor Joe Perry.

Are going to make me an absolute fortune.

Are pursuing this case

Are we crossing an ethical line here?

Are we done here?

Are we okay?

Are you a person?

Are you aware this is the only hospital in Los Angeles

Are you being sarcastic?

Are you coming?

Are you feeling confident?

Are you insane, Tribeca?

Are you putting together some kind of army?

Are you saying we got the wrong guy?

Are you serious? 'Cause it's ringing now.

Are you still there?

Are you?

As a reminder of how much I had to lose.

As far as I'm concerned, you're Angie's mother.

As God as my witness, he's gonna fry.

As if someone's crossing them out.

As it may exacerbate your condition.

As much as you care about people.

As per the Marine Mammal Protection Act of 1972,

As predicted, the refrigerator guy

As skilled as he was as a sushi chef,

As soon as we get Mayor Perry out of there

As soon as we get Mayor Perry out of there

As the Miami University of Ohio of Massachusetts.

As we speak, I'm piloting a drone

Ask him how you're holding up.

Ask your doctor if Fen Phen is right for you.

At 9:03 A.M., a self replicating code was Trojan Horsed

At 11:00 p.m. last night?

At exactly the right moment.

At just the right time, you'd be scraping me off the sidewalk.

At running the city the last few years.

At the beach away from their family.

At the elementary school.

At the end of the day, you just got to leave the job at the job.

At the top of Laurel Canyon.

At work, sir. What happened at work?

Atkins, have you lost your mind?

Atkins, have you lost your mind?

Atkins: All right. What have we got?

Atkins: Your reputation precedes you, Duran.

Aww!

Aww.

Aww.

Aww.

Babies are supposed to be fat...

Baby, I'm nowhere near finished with you.

Bad boy.

Based on dead old people?

Be held accountable for their actions!

Be right there.

Be shut down, and...

Because fleas wouldn't touch him because pyrethrin,

Because he just got sent to the cloud.

Because he wants to push you down them!

Because I can't tell if she has experience on the streets or not.

Because I have a connection to Tribeca

Because I shot this very harpoon at a whaling boat

Because I'm not supposed to be doing this

Because if you don't, so help me God,

Because it made people look too awesome?

Because killers always make a point to leave evidence

Because of my phobia of internal organs.

Because of various side effects

Because they know something that they don't want to tell us.

Because this kidney went missing

Because we have the same name.

Because when you think about it,

Because whoever had that harpoon killed Maru.

Because you're a detective with experience on the streets.

Been acting so strangely.

Before he cheated on his wife

Before he could kill the mayor.

Before he went in the ocean

Before the mayor opens his new cancer research wing.

Before the mayor's ribbon cutting.

Before they even think about putting on a hat the wrong way.

Before we go any further,

Believe me, not by choice.

Besides, she has no feelings for me anymore.

Besides, we're about to start a new business venture.

Best organs in town.

Between Elsworth and an Alistair Cook

Between the hours of 4:00 and 8:00.

Big enough to want to take down his whole operation.

Bit more.

Bless you.

Boat belongs to Takagi. Takagi killed Maru.

Bob Terrier's killing Mayor Perry's donors.

Boom! Next morning, box and beverage.

Boop, boop

Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop!

Boop!

Boop! Boop!

Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop!

Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop!

Boop.

Boop. Boop.

Boop. Boop.

Boop. Boop.

Boop. Boop.

Born Osaka, Japan, 71 years ago.

Box, no beverage.

Boy, oh, boy,

Boy, that was uncomfortable.

Boypocalypse Wow has a new bad boy.

Boypocalypse Wow has the best fans in the world.

Brah says that's just fat trying to get out of my face.

Brah Wilson knows a hell of a lot more than what he's letting on.

Breathtaking, isn't it?

Bring out...

Brown stuff. Rocks.

Bruising can only occur when the heart is still beating.

Building's owned by a corporation

Bummer.

Business was booming until..

Busy? Too busy to hit the gym?

But according to the families of the deceased,

But all we can do is keep going.

But back in the day, mm mmm!

But be on the lookout for anybody trying to take my organs.

But because they're old, no one looks into it.

But because they're old, no one looks into it.

But could you just go outside again

But Councilman Dreyfuss remains confident

But definitely all the way dead.

But eventually, we have to go back to our real lives

But eventually, you'll just be one of the guys.

But everyone heard me volunteer, right?

But found no evidence

But Geils is with him right now, and he's in danger

But good to know we have you in our back pocket.

But guess what... I looked into it.

But guess what... I looked into it...

But he was seen alive coming out of the trainer's place.

But he's so sharp in many other ways.

But help yourself to charcuterie

But here's the interesting part.

But I can be bad.

But I did not kill him, I swear to God.

But I didn't know.

But I do care about you.

But I found one that fell behind the desk.

But I got a bum knee, so went into the family business...

But I got to warn you, he ain't too good with people.

But I have a couple questions

But I just plugged it in, and it's already ice cold.

But I only lied to you because I knew the truth would hurt you.

But I think someone needs a diaper change.

But I want you to check in once a week, Geils.

But I want you to take a look at something... over there.

But I would hope that you still have enough respect left for me

But I'll never stop loving you

But I'm gonna cuff you.

But I'm not gonna lie.

But if he's feeling it...

But if it would help...

But if our investigation turns up anything of interest,

But if she could, me and my erection

But if you want me to talk, you got to beat me.

But if you want to, that would be awesome.

But if you're serious about finding Pepper,

But if you're up for it,

But in spite of it all, I say, "You're not gonna die today.

But in the end, you'll realize she was right all along.

But in the end, you're a great cop with great instincts

But it won't be ready till 3:00.

But Jane did, so I got it for him.

But just for the heck of it, why don't we keep brainstorming?

But just to be totally safe.

But keep in mind, this is all being funded by our tax dollars.

But like how big of a part? I'm so confused.

But never spoke to him.

But now using a lawnmower engine,

But now you're with us, right?

But off the record?

But only go if you're serious

But Pfoopa's got me pigeonholed

But rather a rogue police officer

But Ruth, well, she won't sleep in another person's bed,

But Scholls and I...

But she confessed. Lock her up, throw away the key.

But she didn't do anything!

But since he can't really grow a mustache...

But something's changed.

But still bone other people.

But that shouldn't affect the results.

But that's impossible because he... he...

But that's just the way it's always been for us.

But that's what we call an open and shut case.

But that's where I find myself,

But the Coast Guard keeps shutting us down at every turn.

But the guy told me to wait a couple days until the marble settles

But the moment I walked into the audition,

But the world needs guys like me to take us to the next level.

But the worst part is...

But then how did you...

But there is one tiny bit of information you should know.

But there would be some small processing fees.

But these people fell down the stairs.

But these suction cups might be too powerful.

But they certainly want the recognition.

But until we find a murder weapon or a cause of death,

But we do that they're very interested in Dreyfuss' victory.

But we have a case here.

But we haven't confirmed strangulation

But we're still on for bowling tonight.

But what she didn't know is

But what was he blowing the whistle on?

But what? What do we do?

But why?

But why? Who the hell are these people?

But you can't just run away from your life

But you can't start chasing murders that aren't there.

But you had sex with me!

But you have to wait like three weeks.

But you just shot me, not the mayor.

But you know the part that never made sense to me?

But you wouldn't be able to tell from my demeanor, no.

But you're gonna tell me what you know about Mayhem Global

But you're looking a little nourished.

But you've got your whole career ahead of you.

But, uh, if you had some pictures you could send,

Butt cheeks like two vanilla cupcakes,

By Greenpeace.

By pushing them down the stairs.

By serving him one last time.

By unrealistic expectations of what "perfect" looks like.

By what can only be described as a coup d'etat.

Bye.

Call Detective Garrity.

Call me Diane.

Call the coroner.

Called Mayhem Global

Called Mayhem Global.

Called Smells Like Fish.

Came as soon as I got in the shower.

Came out missing a kidney

Can be pressured by a creepy manager into joining a boy band,

Can I get you a cup of coffee? It's just upstairs.

Can I go?

Can I have another blanket, please?

Can I help you with anything else, detective?

Can I help you?

Can I help you?

Can I know?

Can I maybe call you back later?

Can I see them again?

Can I speak to a person?

Can we come in?

Can you get in touch with him?

Can you give me a minute, Pete?

Can you just...

Can you not talk for like 30 seconds?

Can you tell us where we can find the illegal organs?

Can't do it, man. This is my office now.

Canadians?

Cardio's not gonna cut it, my brother.

Case closed.

Case reopened based on new evidence.

Catch me if you can.

Ced, it's me, Tanner, from the old neighborhood.

Chad, the fat one...

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat. Cheat.

Check it out.

Check it out.

Check out this freezer.

Check the footage at 11:55 last night

Check your inbox. Already there. Did it this morning.

Check.

Checked his computer. Upstanding guy.

Checking.

Cheerio

Chick I met on the elevator 30 seconds ago.

Chief Petty Officer Snick, thank you very much.

Cigarettes! Non electric cigarettes!

City view or pool view?

Clever, Detective. Good luck finding out who.

Click, click, click. Mouse, mouse, mouse.

Clothes, footlocker, detailed diary?

Colors his hair. Not fooling anybody.

Come in, detectives

Come in. Uh, table or sushi bar?

Come on in.

Come on, guys! Hurry up!

Come on.

Come on. Have a seat.

Come on. You don't... You don't have to do this. You're not the bad boy

Come with me.

Come with me.

Comes off through the boat that I'm not allowed to inspect.

Coming, Lieutenant.

Commandant Don Van Zandt.

Completely safe inside that soft top Jeep over there.

Concentrating, concentrating.

Concerning the death of your grandfather, Doug Warren.

Congratulations!

Congratulations.

Construction, import/export, fracking, real estate,

Construction, import/export, fracking, real estate,

Cool.

Copy that, Lieutenant.

Copy that.

Copy that.

Copy.

Could I ask you to remove your shoes?

Could I see you two in my office for a quick powwow?

Councilman Dreyfuss is airing out

Couples are finding ways to make it work,

Courtney Woodpatch Newton.

Courtney, Courtney, Courtney.

CPO Snick will see you out.

CPO Snick will see you out.

Crack down on crime...

Crazy first day back, huh?

Culturally insensitive Halloween costumes,

Culturally insensitive Halloween costumes,

Currently on "Angie Tribeca"...

Cursory examination revealed no signs of foul play,

Curves?

Dale!

Damn it, Atkins, inside the mayor's office.

Damn it, Duran! You give me his exact loc...

Damn it, I hate to see her like this.

Damn it, Joe!

Damn it! That's so frustrating. It's like they know.

Damn it.

Damn it.

Damn it. I hate that photo.

Damn it. I'm one step ahead of me.

Damn!

Damn.

Damn. Boypocalypse Wow.

Dead and buried.

Dead people and the forensics and stuff?

Decorated with generic artwork on the walls.

Defending ourselves against the accusations.

Definitely that angry. See, this guy gets it

Denarius, he's the bad boy, you're the ethnic one.

Denarius, the ethnic one.

Desk duty just means you can't take cases.

Despite what's happened between us

Detective Geils, meet Cedric the Programmer.

Detective Geils, meet Cedric the Programmer.

Detective Geils, meet Cedric the Programmer.

Detective Jay Geils, meet Cedric the Programmer.

Detective Tribeca, Diane Duran.

Detectives, Commandant Don Van Zandt.

Detectives, I'm counting on you to bring down Mayhem Global.

Diane, I don't mean to micromanage,

Dick measuring contest, I'm all for it.

Did anyone turn one in?

Did I place an order this morning

Did I?

Did John Dough have on his body?

Did P.T. have any personal problems?

Did someone leave a baby in the hallway?

Did you have an appointment with a John Dough

Did you really think you could take down Mayhem Global?

Did you see me? My hands were shaking.

Did you spend the night here?

Did your husband have any enemies?

Didn't find a thing.

Didn't you grow up in Chicago?

Didn't you hear him?

Digital implant activated.

Ding.

Disappeared under mysterious circumstances?

Disarmed 12 men, and rescued 5 hostages.

Disgusting, isn't it?

Do not operate heavy machinery while on Fen Phen.

Do not take Fen Phen,

Do people really care who their mom is?

Do people really care who their mom is?

Do the worksheets in the back.

Do we know how he died?

Do we know who? It would save a lot of time.

Do you at least know who's behind all this nonsense?

Do you even want me to tell you why it couldn't have been me?

Do you guys mind if I have this?

Do you have a sample of Skylar's handwriting?

Do you have an appointment with the shrink, too?

Do you have any enemies? People who want you to fail?

Do you have any idea how satisfying it's gonna be

Do you have, like, a charger or something?

Do you think Geils is in love with you because you're a tough cop?

Do you think if Tribeca has a rifle,

Doctor said it'd be touch and go for a while.

Does it have to do with why you're dressed as an astronaut?

Does somebody want a treat?

Does that answer your question?

Does that hurt, when I use that name, "nurse"?

Does this have to do with Mayhem Global?

Does this have to do with the election?

Doesn't mean I'm happy that he's dead.

Doesn't share his Netflix password, pays for his porn,

Doesn't that seem insensitive in light

Domestic prowess, and effortless style

Don't answer that.

Don't ask me why, because I don't know,