Angie Tribeca - Season 1 Edit

A cop's life is at stake here!

A Perky Pony? A Kansas City Mudstorm?

A smoke screen.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Absolutely.

Adios, partner.

After that, he said, Are you serious?

Ah, there you are, Tribeca. How are you?

Ah. Dr. Edelweiss.

All due respect, Detective, but I'm in charge here!

All due respect, I will never hear what you have to say

All due respect, Lieutenant,

All due respect, no one cares about your feelings.

All due respect, Tribeca,

All due respect, you make a horrible first impression.

All right, everybody, look alive.

All right, Geils, get ready for some...

All right, I'm sorry. I'm just worried.

All right, keep your eye out for anything suspicious.

All right, let's see what we got here.

All right, take him down!

All right, we found five Wilson Phillipses

Almond milk? That's a... oh, my god,

Am I threatening to take away something you care about?

An extortion plot.

And be vulnerable

And bring this kidnapper to justice.

And cut her open.

And do not blow up Detective Geils!

And every great gym teacher has spent time in prison.

And god bless.

And he's the worst driver of all time.

And here's my message to the kidnapper.

And his pee pee...

And I could stand to make a cool $4,000, you bet.

And I definitely don't want to know

And I especially don't like partners

And I've fallen in love with every single one of them.

And it's really short.

And puppy dog tails.

And something bad has happened to every single one of them.

And spend time with someone I really care about.

And the b's and the d's, they tell me

And we are confident that we will find Detective Geils

And we're getting search warrants for each one,

And you see someone in a sweatsuit,

And your stupid handwriting.

And, Geils, if you're listening,

And?

Angie: Drowning your sorrows?

Angie: We are working very hard.

Any of your pets' names, got it?

Anybody got 12 C batteries on 'em?

Apparently, there are photos of his body art,

Are gonna have to find someone else in their audience

Are you sure?

Armin mist? Almond milk.

As if that weren't bad enough,

As you can see, I can't exactly shake your hand.

At least order something. I got a whole line here.

At this point, I'll take some questions.

Baby back ribs?

Because I know your blood pressure's an issue right now.

Boxer briefs.

Boxers or briefs?

Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup!

But damn it...

But don't go and do anything stupid.

But don't worry.

But how? How do we get closer to him?

But I feel very disrespected right now.

But I just want to let my guard down

But I missed it because of you and your stupid coffees

But rest assured, our figure models are treated

But she doesn't want to recip...

But that's no reason to take it out on poor Jay Geils.

But then when I take it away,

But we did make out once in high school.

But we need to buy a little time.

But we'll never get to all of them in two hours.

But you need to let Geils go.

But you've got your head up your ass.

But, yes, I suppose so.

Can I have a moment of your time?

Can we not do this right now?

Charlie, don't.

Come on, an Italian Long?

Come out of the house with your hands up,

Come to think of it, I have no good reason

Coming right up.

Compromising photos.

Cool.

Copy.

Could I carry a folder, too?

Could someone please help me up?

Cover the back!

Cr... I can't even read that.

Crab cake.

Cream filled doughnut?

Croissant, it's croissant.

Cut that with a knife.

Damn! Sorry. It ran out of juice.

Describe his lower back tattoo.

Did you and Edelweiss get anything from the call?

Did you hump a dolphin?

Disgusting, dirty tattoos.

Do you know how many sweatsuits there are in the world?

Do you love your husband, Mrs. Perry?

Do you really think I would be at my home address?

Doctor, this is the blackmail note I was talking to you about.

Doctor.

Don't be silly.

Don't even joke about that.

Don't plan on taking any out of state trips in the near future.

Don't worry, sir.

Dr. Edelweiss?

Easy! Easy. Ow.

Eleanor Roosevelt.

Enlarge.

Especially mildly offensive tattoos or bad joke tattoos.

Even worse than that,

Every time you walk down the street,

Everybody get out of here. Save yourself.

Everyone likes Italian. Yes?

Except I wasn't a gym teacher yet.

Excuse me. Do you know where the art school is?

Fine, just a coffee.

Fine, Lamereau, you can go.

Fine. Fine. He's not my lover.

Fire!

For capturing atoms with these light beams.

For the all American bomb company.

For the record, I just asked if you'd ever been to Edmonton.

For the record, I just asked you to roll the window down.

Former Cabinet Member Stephen Chu won a Nobel prize

Found her lying here next to this bag of groceries.

Geils never hurt anybody.

Geils, how much time left?

Geils, I'm coming.

Geils, Tribeca.

Geils!

Geils?

Geils' phone.

Get down to city hall.

Get it out, rookie. You'll get used to it...

Get ready, 'cause for the next seven months,

Getting the picture?

Go on.

Go, go!

Go!

God. Geils could be hanging on by a thread, or, worse,

Good luck figuring that one out.

Good night, Margaret.

Good thinking.

Good!

Good.

Goodbye.

Got it.

Got to get closer to him.

Got to go.

Gyro?

Hang on, maybe I can pull up some of the background noises.

Has no respect for authority.

Have you ever seen a 9 point turn?

He could be developing a bond with his captor.

He could be in the early stages of Stockholm Syndrome.

He died doing what he loved.

He has his playthings.

He knows us.

He never looks happy.

He went to second base!

He would never just leave like that.

He's 6'2, thin, light blond hair.

He's 8. He'll love it.

He's a gym teacher.

He's coming your direction!

He's expecting you yesterday!

He's got a mistress? Are you shitting me?!

He's got Geils.

He's just my partner, that's it.

Hello, Dr. Edelweiss.

Hello?

Hello.

Here goes nothing.

Here you go, Geils, on the house.

Here, let me take a look.

Here's what I don't understand.

Hey, can I get a small...

Hey, I get it.

Hey, is that Tribeca on TV?

Hey, it's Tribeca. Have you seen him?

Hey, where did you put your wire, anyway?

Hey, where's the normal bartender, regular Pete?

Hey, while we're here, what's the origin of coffee?

Hey, why the long face?

Hey.

Hey.

Hint, hint. Are we done here?

His aesthetic was offensive to me.

His apartment's a dump,

His bathing suit area without the bathing suit.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hold on. What did he say?

Honey! Muffins are ready!

How about a drink?

How can I help you two detectives?

How dare you accuse me of loving my husband.

How did we do on the trace?

How stupid do you think I am?

How we doing on this trace?

I am losing patience.

I am not going to prison.

I did it with him. He did it with me.

I do, too.

I do.

I don't care about your history of depression,

I don't drink beer. I rent it.

I don't get it.

I don't have feelings for you.

I don't have that kind of money.

I don't know what that is.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

I don't know, but he doesn't look happy.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. He... He... he rides a bike?

I don't know. Maybe I'll tell you later.

I don't like partners,

I don't prance around nude for money.

I don't want a new partner.

I don't want a partner. I don't need a partner.

I don't want to use my real name.

I feel like a princess in an old fashioned fairy tale.

I feel like we're missing something.

I get it, I get it. My handwriting is terrible.

I get it. I've been there.

I got him.

I guess I was pretty much done.

I have a friend of yours

I have access to all of my husband's accounts.

I have mine.

I have my playthings.

I have tickets to the Harlem Globetrotters in October.

I have to be in Phoenix for a wedding on the 14th.

I have.

I haven't had much luck with partners.

I I i think he left his driver's license here.

I just hate them so much.

I just really want to...

I just...

I keep telling you people, it was a scuba gear malfunction.

I know what you're implying.

I know, Angie.

I know, but it's hard because...

I love him.

I love sports, especially stuff in the water.

I loved her.

I made you some low sodium muffins

I mean, here I am in the...

I mean, I can't get close to another partner.

I mean, sure, things could change.

I mean, you do drink beer, don't you?

I most certainly do not.

I pose nude for a drawing class at Verdugo Valley College.

I see. You know, sometimes...

I shit you not, ma'am.

I swear.

I think he's hiding something.

I think I just got an idea.

I think we're done here.

I understand why you think that I might have

I wanted to embarrass him.

I was a forceps baby.

I was on my way to a gym teacher job interview.

I was young and stupid.

I will forget everything if you just give me a simple apology.

I won't know for sure till I take her back to the lab

I would go to great lengths to embarrass those with tattoos,

I wouldn't think of it.

I, uh... I actually have a pretty good feeling about it.

I...

I... I thought maybe we could grab a beer or something.

I'd quit while you're ahead.

I'll see you later.

I'm a nude model.

I'm a trained gym teacher.

I'm coming out!

I'm Detective Tanner. This is Detective Hoffman.

I'm down and left on every shot.

I'm gonna find you...

I'm gonna get one of those for my nephew.

I'm gonna try his phone again.

I'm late for figure drawing class.

I'm not finished.

I'm really in a hurry, guys.

I'm sorry, too.

I'm taking away your boyfriend.

I'm tough, but I'm fair.

I'm trying to run a kidnapping.

I've always wanted to know...

I've got a case for you two. The Mayor's being blackmailed.

I've got this mug he used yesterday

I've had 236 partners,

I've never known him to take the night off.

If I do not get $1,000

If I do not get $1,000

If I don't pay them $4,000.

If I ever lost you...

If you can't stand your husband,

If you do not get me what I want.

If you know what I mean.

If you know where I'm coming from.

If you touch a hair on my partner's head...

If you understand my meanin'.

If you wait like six more minutes...

If you'll excuse me, I have to get back to class.

In honor of regular Pete.

In Istanbul, but I was able to reach him on Skype.

In non sequential coffee gift cards in 2 hours,

In non sequential coffee gift cards in two hours,

In non sequential coffee gift cards in two hours...

In that harsh, haphazard manner,

In the state of California.

Ink, electronically embedded in the skin... so gross.

Interesting first day.

Interesting.

Interesting.

Intimately.

Is Mrs. Perry home?

Is my favorite coffee shop in town.

Is that him?

Is that him?

Is that man all right?

Is what I will say in two hours

Istanbul, and it's as if I'm standing right next to you.

It looks like you wrote it on a roller coaster.

It was sordid and raunchy and wet.

It was the smoking drink.

It's a booby trap!

It's a complicated Chinese dominos game.

It's a form to be honored and celebrated.

It's a four leaf clover.

It's a picture of a sheep with the words...

It's a shame that you don't put your natural attributes

It's a... It's a puppy dog.

It's an eyetooth.

It's been a tough day, but you know,

It's immediately small again.

It's not just that. The way we left things was...

It's okay. [Phone rings]

It's something your friends think is really lame.

It's you and me for the long haul, Geils.

Jay Geils. I'm new.

Just a touch early in the morning for me,

Just call me Wilson P.

Just call me Wilson Phillips.

Just doesn't add up.

Just know that I will not rest.

Just trying to stay optimistic.

Keep talking?

Kind of funny in the store, but later on,

Lady Cop by Valentino.

Later, Angie.

Let me get 37 cappuccinos,

Let me help you with that.

Let the birds eat the bread off my naked body.

Let's do this.

Let's just get started.

Let's just say we should probably

Let's not jump to any conclusions.

Let's see what we can get out of the mistress.

Let's start with the wife.

Let's take a closer look, shall we?

Lieutenant wants to see you.

Lieutenant wants to see you. Okay.

Lieutenant, we found Geils.

Lieutenant, you know that partners never work for me.

Listen to the audio from the phone call.

Listen, chump, I've had just about enough of your lip.

Listen, if you're not doing anything,

Listen, Phillips, we know you're hurting,

Lives within biking distance.

Look at that rack.

Look upon today's Venus. She is glorious.

Look, we'll make amends when we need to,

Look, you don't think I want to recip?

Looking good, Angie!

Magnify.

Make look big.

Man: Go, go, go, go, go!

Man: Hello, Detective Tribeca.

Man: If I do not get $1,000

Man: Nice try, Detective.

May I ask you to state your business?

May I help you?

Maybe Geils just went home to sleep off his hangover.

Maybe later.

Maybe slide your hand back a half inch or so.

Me too.

Mm hmm.

Mr. Cat.

Mrs. Perry.

My husband is a complicated man, Detective.

My kids ran away and married each other, so now,

My life is ruined.

My name, my name.

My name, my name.

My name.

My wife left me.

Never heard of him.

Never. You're insane.

Nice guy, good tipper.

Nice try.

Nice.

No can do.

No further questions.

No one gets syphilis anymore.

No way.

No, Geils.

No, I can't do this.

No, I...

No, look.

No, no word since last time you called five minutes ago.

No, no, I know it's not.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, you listen to me, Detective!

No, thank you.

No, thank you. I'm fine, ma'am.

No, uh, it's a butterfly with Ivy.

No.

No.

No.

Not anymore.

Not happening.

Not who he is now.

Nothing's gonna happen to me, kid.

Now, before I tape your mouth to that milk steamer...

Now, if you look at the T's, the way they're crossed,

Of course, I want to recip, but you don't understand.

Of course. I'm so sorry.

Of his physical attributes.

Oh, don't be sorry. You didn't do it.

Oh, great, your answer to everything.

Oh, I don't know. What about you?

Oh, I know the Mayor. Oh, yes.

Oh, I saw his tattoos, all right...

Oh, I took advantage of his physical attributes many times,

Oh, I'm sorry. Am I wasting your time?

Oh, I've already destroyed him...

Oh, my big phone's ringing.

Oh, my god, the bomb.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, sorry, go ahead.

Oh, sorry, go ahead.

Oh, wow, that's sad.

Oh! Because she has nothing to gain. She's set.

Oh! Girl, I was jamming.

Oh.

Oh. Excuse my rudeness.

Ohh! [Mutters]

Ohh. Damn it! I'm out.

Okay, all I want is a small...

Okay, cool.

Okay, I'm just gonna shut my eyes and cut one.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Okay, maybe later.

Okay, remember, he's the only one

Okay?

Okay.

Okay. I've had enough.

Okay. Kind of a large order here.

Old lady, appears to be in her late 90s, early 100s.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Or did you?

Or instagram like any decent human being?

Or smothered with a pillow.

Or tattooed.

Our jobs are dangerous,

Partners.

Pete, regular Pete.

Photos that could destroy him.

Pity. Such a waste.

Please, come in.

Pretty sure.

Professor Lamereau,

Professor, we are in the process of investigating...

Rain check.

Recognize the arch of the back and the framework of the body.

Remember that the human body is a temple.

Right, his weird tattoos.

Right, right, okay.

Right, so he needs something else,

Save myself for what? Another partner?

Save yourself.

Scholls. Tribeca.

See you around, partner.

Send in everybody!

Seriously, man? This is my busiest time.

She is as she was created, her skin smooth and unadorned.

She is not altered or pierced...

She's not even the mistress.

Shld uh go tru da kowa?

Sir, we're gonna need you to step aside. Police business.

So he asks his high school girlfriend

So I don't want to hear about your sad, messed up childhood,

So it's in your bum.

So let me get this clear.

So whatever you do, hold your fire.

So you get luge, he has his mistress.

So, does this mean we're, uh, partners now?

So, if we take out everything but the background noise...

So, maybe we hold a press conference,

So, Scholls, what are we looking at?

So, the odds of something happening to me are zero.

So, uh, Wilson P., what do you like to do

Somebody order a body bag?

Someone has photos.

Someone took photos and threatened to ruin my career

Someone's trying to take advantage

Something to do with all of this,

Something to throw people off.

Something's happened to Geils. I know it.

Sometimes I just lay on the beach,

Sorry about earlier.

Sorry, Mr. Wilson.

Squat Wipe? Double Dark?

Sticks and stones...

Sure, he may not be the sharpest tool in the shed,

Sure, I... I... I'm kind of in a hurry, so...

Swear to god, we're almost done.

Tanner, Hoffman.

Tanner, send in the robot.

Tell me more.

Tell me, professor,

Terrible?

Thank you for your time, Ms. Vivarquar.

Thank you, ma'am. Okay.

Thank you, Scholls.

Thanks, I do.

Thanks, Lieutenant, you always know what to...

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. Hey, how did you know my...

That comes into the precinct is recorded.

That device makes you seem like a health conscious person.

That the antibiotics gives you a yeast infection.

That this is someone who is in rather dire financial need.

That was pleasant.

That would very much like to see you again.

That's him.

That's not important.

That's really interesting.

That's right around the corner.

That's so normal.

That's someone steaming milk. That's in a coffee shop.

That's what I thought, too, but there's more.

That's what sheep said.

That's why we called him Pete.

The bomb strapped to your partner will explode.

The bomb strapped to your partner will explode.

The detective here would like two cummerbunds.

The guy asked for coffee gift cards,

The hangy thing in the back of my throat.

The human body is a miraculous canvas, Detective.

The Mayor is a man with something to hide.

The Mayor will see you now.

The Mayor.

The only one I can think of is my wife and my mistress.

The print becomes much larger,

Then I take out any other voices.

Then, on the 24th, it's my grandmother's birthday.

There are over 15 Wilson Phillipses

There are six bombs ahead of you.

There's a bit of a time delay.

There's something you should know about me.

There's thousands in the city.

They forgot to tell me

They're from a pig.

They're telling me that this person

They're the only ones that have seen me with my shirt off.

Think we should go.

Think!

This indicates someone who's desperate.

This is a note written by an individual

This is Jay Geils.

This technology is absolutely amazing.

Those small, ungenerous spaces.

Those tattoos are a part of who he was,

Those tickets are really hard to get.

Throw it out when we're done.

Time's up, Detective!

Titty twister.

To better use for the sake of art.

To create a diversion.

To have feelings for him,

To pose as his mistress.

To see his tattoos.

To throw confetti on instead of water.

Trace this call. Trace this call.

Tribeca, 42 seconds.

Tribeca, after all we've been through,

Tribeca, can you hear me?

Tribeca, Geils.

Tribeca, I know you and Geils were tight.

Tribeca, I'd like you to meet your new partner.

Tribeca, take over.

Tribeca, we got him. Go in for the kill.

Tribeca, what the hell are you doing?!

Tribeca!

Tribeca.

Tribeca.

Try and draw the guy out.

Try bending your elbow a little bit.

Try not to let Geils explode.

Two detectives from the police department are here to see you.

Two weeks ago, Coffee Commune.

Uh...

Unfortunately, Dr. Edelweiss is at a forensics conference

Unfortunately.

Unh!

Unh!

Until I find you.

Wait a minute, am I back in?

Wait a second.

Wait, I remember. He died.

Wait, let me just go drain the lizard.

Wait, no, that is my real name.

Want to try again?

Watch what happens when I strip out Wilson P.'s voice.

Watch what happens when we...

We are gonna find him...

We are tracking every lead,

We got the address. Let's bounce.

We have an arrangement, Detective.

We have cops tracking them,

We have no idea what he's capable of.

We have you surrounded.

We need to ask you a few questions.

We'll be in touch.

We'll get you to your gym class on time, okay?

We'll just never narrow it down in time.

We're done here.

We're here to see the Mayor.

We're looking into everyone who had the opportunity

We're not together. We'll never be together, okay?

We're there every day.

We're trying to track down one of your customers.

Well, he comes in every day at 11:00.

Well, I was going to do that, after I got the money.

Well, if he were in a position of power

Well, it looks like the Harlem Globetrotters

Well, it's simple, really.

Well, luckily, every call

Well, maybe partner 237 is the charm.

Well, now you know how it feels.

Well, she was either shot to death

Well, that was completely unexpected.

Well, that went nowhere fast.

Well, that's a bit of a simplification,

Well, then why didn't you just bully him on Facebook

Well, what about the mistress?

Well, where you're going,

What are lasers?

What can I get you? A Cuvanista?

What do you call it? A shamrock.

What else you know about this guy?

What happened?

What is it?

What is that, armin mist?

What kind of photos?

What the hell?

What was the name of your childhood pet?

What you're saying is that

What'd you do that for?

What's that?

What's this abomination?

What's this about?

When I place it under the magnifying glass,

When you're not kidnapping people?

When's the last time you saw him?

Where should I take the in laws to dinner?

Which keeps the real secret...

Which must mean he likes...

Who are you wearing?

Who could have taken these photos?

Who is desperate enough to blackmail the Mayor for money.

Who is this?

Who knows how to disarm the bomb,

Who took those pictures?!

Who try to get personal, okay?

Who would try to extort money from my husband?

Who?

Why are you doing this?

Why stay married to him?

Why would I want to blackmail him?

Why would she lie about having an affair with the Mayor?

Will somebody just let me finish?

Wilson Phillips!

Wilson, you got to turn yourself in.

With all due respect, sir, this is stupid.

With having sex with him, if you catch my drift.

With his fingerprints on it!

With me!

With the utmost dignity and respect.

Within biking distance of the coffee shop,

Woman: Hello, you have reached tech support

Woman: I have to say, Coffee Commune at 1287 Beverly Drive

Would you ever blackmail someone with tattoos?

Would you like a top hat with that, maybe some cufflinks?

Would you like some tea?

Wow.

Wrong! They're all wrong!

Yeah, he had the night off.

Yeah, I got feelings for my partner,

Yeah, I remember him.

Yeah, I think I am.

Yeah, okay. Sure.

Yeah, right, that's what I said.

Yeah, wait, what? Maybe we keep brainstorming.

Yeah, we'll be quick.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Why not?

Yes, and look at the spaces between the words,

Yes, I did.

Yes, I was very concerned when I heard about Geils,

Yes?

Yes.

Yo! Tribeca!

You always do this. You take on everything yourself.

You are stepping on my last nerve.

You better stop spinning. You're gonna make yourself sick.

You can't tell me you don't have feelings for me.

You go get 'em, Angie Tribeca.

You know what prisons have? Gyms.

You know what, Geils?

You know what, Tribeca?

You know what? I hope this bomb explodes.

You know, I've been thinking a lot lately about life,

You know, like something printed on a mug at Spencer's Gifts.

You listen to me, Wilson P.

You may be on to something.

You messed with the wrong cop.

You never had an affair with the Mayor.

You okay with this partner thing?