💬 The Benchwarmers (2006) Soundboard

Ahh!

All right

All right, next up it's Jarrett.

All right! Yeah!

All right. Gus Matthews. Sounds familiar.

ALL: Gus Bus! Gus Bus!

ALL: Yeah!

Amazing!

And as I cowered in my peanut butter fort,

And it looks like the Benchwarmers

And keep everybody else out?

And she can get it whenever she wants.

And swing away.

And that's not what I'm about

And then, just for fun,

And to throw them off,

Anyway,

Are gonna need a coach next year

Ball's in

Because you were weird and smelled, and sat when you peed.

Benchwarmers vs. Standard Fence at Candia City Park.

BOY: Three. KYLE: What did you expect? Yeah.

Brad. Wow, you have really

Bring it, dork.

But I definitely can't pitch.

But I don't know anyone.

But I just wanted you to know that

But my team kicks ass.

But then yesterday...

But why us three?

Can I get you a tennis racket?!

Carlos. That's great.

CLARK AND RICHIE: Whoa!

Clark, let it go!

Clark, we have no other choice.

Clark, you're lucky I'm a billionaire.

CLARK: Come on, Gus.

CLARK: Hey, Howie. GUS: How's it going, buddy?

Clark!

Clark... bend down.

COACH: Get the ball! Get the ball! Home!

Come on, come on. Let's go, guys.

Come on, let it go!

Come on, Richie.

Come on! Go, go!

Course I can leave work.

CROWD: Richie! Richie! Richie!

CROWD: Whoa!

Don't go.

Easy, buddy. Easy.

Everybody, get your butts in here.

Fairy Jerry.

Focus and give us a double play now.

For little Sammy Sprinkler.

For your new third base coach..

Get out of here, baby! Get out of here, baby!

Get up! Get up!

Give me the bat.

Go, go, go! Go, go, go!

Go, Gus, go!

GRETCHEN: Oh, okay

Gus Bus! Gus Bus! Gus Bus!

Gus Bus! Gus Bus! Gus bus!

Gus Bus.

Gus goes to second!

GUS: All right.

GUS: Get out of here. RICHIE: Oh! Give me that.

GUS: Hey.

GUS: Hit it, baby!

GUS: This one's coming right to you, Clark

Gus...

Guys like that don't realize the damage they're causing.

He didn't ever move on.

He just did that steroid free. What's steroids?

He missed it, and people are cheering.

He's legit.

Here we go. BOY 2: Batter up

Here you go, Clark. Thanks, Nelson.

Here you go.

Here, give her one of these

Hey, could we please leave, Mel?

Hey, Gus, if we conceive this month,

Hey, guys. Take a gander at these.

Hey, hey.

Hey, Jerry, what's going on?

Hey, Liz, honey,

Hey, losers

Hey, Mel.

Hey! Hi!

Hey! What the...?

Ho!

Ho! All right, Gus! Awesome!

How's the moon treating you?

Huh. Cookie.

Huh. Ugh!

I caught it. You're out

I got it! I got it!

I have this sensational idea I wanna run by you.

I hit a foul, dude. It was sweet.

I know I'm not on the team anymore...

I spilled my ice cream.

I usually take lunch from 12 to 4:30,

I want a little man too.

I wonder if Clark ever pitched before.

I'm all over that, baby. I'm sorry. I love you.

I'm gonna kill your family.

I'm never taking this off.

I'm not afraid of the sun anymore

I'm undercover

If I tried, the kids in my neighborhood

If you said you were sorry.

Imagine if we had a boy first,

Is because I went all the way with her!

It sounds like it.

It's a high fly ball!

It's all right. I got a ladder. I'll get it.

It's tight, you know.

It's up! Clark! Clark!

JERRY: This is idiotic.

Just focus

K.I.T.T.: Allow me to introduce myself.

KARL: Now, guys,

Laid in his face all the time

Let's go! That's what I'm talking about! Like that!

Listen.

Looks like the Gus Bus is out of gas.

MAN [INSIDE]: Who in the hell is it?!

MITCHELL: A home run here would tie it up,

MITCHELL: And here's the pitch.

MITCHELL: Come on, Gretchen. Over here.

MITCHELL: He's rounding third and heading for home!

MITCHELL: Nelson leans in and gets his sign

MITCHELL: The pitcher pitches...

MITCHELL: The score is all tied up.

MITCHELL: Two outs and the Benchwarmers hanging on, 6 5.

MITCHELL: We go to the bottom of the last inning,

MITCHELL: Welcome to Brookdale for game four.

My dad has ear hair. It's pretty scary.

My vote is to have Clark the new pitcher.

My wife's the only one who'll get to twist these man titties.

Nelson, you showed

Nightmares.

No lesbian sex scenes?

Nothing. Just refilling the bar.

Of a bunch of kids

Of doughnuts, in your mouth

Oh, all right. Okay.

Oh, FYI:

Oh, hey! That's my helmet!

Oh, my God. I just saw your head for the first time.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh. [CAR ALARM BLARES]

Oh. I see. It's gonna be great.

Oh. Mm

On the counter.

One run scores.

Ooh, it burns.

Ow! Strike two!

Pfft. BOY 2: What a loser

Pick up the ball!

Playing all these games,

Problem solved, Gus.

Qué!

Reggie bar and I met at tuba camp when we were kids.

REGGIE: Man, you can do it.

Reginator and I went through some tough times together

Richie told me about the killer in the neighborhood.

Richie, get the ball!

RICHIE: Howie, listen to me.

RICHIE: Oh, yeah. Okay, buddy.

RICHIE: We'll go on the swings later.

RICHIE: Woo! Yeah!

RICHIE: You got it, buddy. Oh!

Richie! Help me!

Run it out! Run! Run it out!

Safe!

Sandwich... with mayonnaise.

Scatman Crothers

See you, Nelson. Bye.

So you should beat us no problem.

So... beat it!

Sounds good. I suck at social studies

Strike him out. Strike this loser...

Strike three!

Strike three! [CROWD GROANS]

Strike! Strike! Strike!

Sun, bad. Sun, bad!

Take this. Nelson. Nelson.

Thanks for cheering us on. Uh...

That is priceless.

That was a close one. Benchwarmers, 3 2.

The ball's gonna be right there

The bottom of the sixth.

The winning run's on third, and it's all up to Howie.

They should let him use his sword.

Think they want to beat me up.

Throw it! Get rid of it!

Time out!

To go into extra innings. Mm hm.

To make billions.

Tomorrow is egg salad day,

Two zillion, actually. [CHUCKLES]

Uh, you see that home run? Tell your sister about it.

Uh... You're like a young Denzel. I mean...

Um... Just returning these movies.

UMPIRE: Strike! [GROANS]

Up in those mountains, in case...

We got a problem?

We were just hitting balls and having fun.

We'll do the same drills that I did

We're having macaroni tonight!

Weird guy!

Well, Jerry's Lumber just won, 5 2.

Well, we can't have a team without uniforms, right?

What are you doing? Where's he going?

What happened? He said we're still wussies,

What's that? Going to Pizza Hut to celebrate.

Who goes there?

Whoo!

Whoo! Just fouled two in a row in front of salad girl.

With Clark Reedy up on deck.

Wow, that was a brutal comeback.

Yeah, because it's huge

Yeah, I... I guess you're right.

Yeah!

Yeah! Gone!

Yeah?

Yeah. You're all right.

Yes!

Yes! Woo!

You gotta be kidding me.

You kissed a girl before I did?

You know, me and the guys have been

You wish.

You won't play on a team next year, you got it?

You're going down, shorty

You're the loser.

You've never had apple pie?

Your hair is like a waterfall.

[♪]

[âª]

[ALL CHEER]

[BELL RINGS]

[BOB GELDOF'S ROOM 19 (SHA LA LA LA LEE) PLAYING]

[BOOING]

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

[BOTH SNORING]

[CHAIN CLATTERS]

[CHATTERING]

[CHEERING]

[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]

[CHILDREN SHOUTING]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES] Hey.

[CLAPS] MAN 1: All right!

[CROWD CHEERS]

[CROWD GASPS]

[DISTORTED SCREAMS]

[EXAGGERATED SCREECH]

[GASPS]

[GIGGLES]

[GIRLS SCREAMING]

[GONG] [SCREAMS]

[GROANING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[LAUGHS] [FARTING NOISE]

[MOCK STUTTERING]

[PANTING]

[SCOFFS]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMS WILDLY]

[SHRIEKS]

[SIGHS]

[SNIFFS]

[SOBS]

[SUPERGRASS' ALRIGHT PLAYING]

[THE WAKING HOURS' I GOT YOU PLAYING]

[TICKING RAPIDLY]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[WHIMPERS, GROWLS]

[WHIMPERS]

[WHISTLES LIKE R2 D2]

♪ And that's good ♪

♪ At the old ball game

♪ Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks ♪

♪ Come on, boys, come on

♪ Come on, boys, come on ♪

♪ Everybody wants A good thing ♪

♪ Hey, boy Get your rocks off ♪

♪ How can I lose? How can I lose? ♪

♪ I got you

♪ It's all good, good, good Good, good, good ♪

♪ Move, boy

♪ Nothing can go down

♪ Oh, I got you

♪ Remember the time We realized... ♪

♪ Remember the time...

♪ Sha la la la la

♪ Someone to sell you Something ♪

♪ Things are Still on the blink ♪

♪ Would you like to...

♪ You're gonna Take their hands ♪

âª 'Cause I got you âª

âª 'Cause I have got you âª

âª 'Cause it's not enough to Feel what I'm feeling 'cause âª

âª And how can I lose?

âª Come on, boys, come on

âª Come on, hit me

âª Hey, it's all good, good Good, good, good, good âª

âª How can I lose? How can I lose? âª

âª I bite off anything That I can chew âª

âª I got you

âª It's all I want âª

âª It's good, good, good Good, good, good âª

âª No, I can't hear nothing..

âª Oh, I got you

âª Oh, oh, baby you can walk

âª Show me what you can do

âª Take me out to the ballgame

âª Yeah it's good, good, good Good, good, good âª

âª Yeah, it's all good, good Good, good, good, good âª

âª Yeah, it's good, good, good Good, good, good âª

âª Yeah, tonight's Your big night âª

âª You gotta take it all Before it falls apart âª

âª You're gonna Take their hands âª

The Benchwarmers (2006) Soundboard
"The Benchwarmers" is a hilarious sports comedy film released in 2006. Directed by Dennis Dugan, the movie stars a talented ensemble cast, including Rob Schneider, David Spade, Jon Heder, Jon Lovitz, and Craig Kilborn. The story revolves around three underdog friends; Gus (Rob Schneider), Richie (David Spade), and Clark (Jon Heder). Despite being considered social outcasts and benchwarmers throughout their lives due to their lack of athletic abilities, the trio decides to form a baseball team to compete against Little League bullies. With the help of their eccentric billionaire friend, Mel (Jon Lovitz), the Benchwarmers enter a tournament and face off against other teams, aiming to prove that even the most unlikely players can find success in sports. Throughout the movie, "The Benchwarmers" delivers side-splitting laughter as the three fumbling friends stumble their way through the challenges of competitive baseball. Rob Schneider shines in his role as Gus, a lovable and misfit character with a heart of gold. David Spade's portrayal of Richie brings his trademark sarcastic and comedic timing to the forefront. Meanwhile, Jon Heder's character, Clark, adds his unique, awkward charm to the mix, displaying his comedic prowess honed in his breakout role in "Napoleon Dynamite." The supporting cast adds to the comedic flavor of the film, with Jon Lovitz delivering his trade-marked snarky humor as the eccentric billionaire Mel. Craig Kilborn also joins the fun as Jerry, the overzealous Little League coach and antagonist of the Benchwarmers. With each character bringing their own quirks and comedic sensibilities to the table, the chemistry between the cast is one of the highlights of the film. "The Benchwarmers" perfectly balances slapstick comedy with heartfelt moments, emphasizing the importance of friendship, self-acceptance, and embracing one's passions, regardless of the judgment of others. The movie's humorous dialogue, physical gags, and comical situations make it an entertaining watch for both sports enthusiasts and comedy lovers alike. With a talented team both in front of and behind the camera, "The Benchwarmers" was a success upon its release, receiving positive responses from audiences and becoming a commercial hit. The film's memorable characters, quotable lines, and uproarious moments have made it a cult classic in the sports comedy genre. If you're looking for a movie that will make you laugh out loud, "The Benchwarmers" is a must-watch. You can enjoy and download the sounds and songs from the film, immersing yourself in its comical world of misfit baseball players, camaraderie, and triumph against all odds.
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