The Room (2003) Ultimate Soundboard Edit

A man like that, with a gun, my God

Ahh... *kiss*

And you betrayed me

Anything for my princess, ha ha ha

Anyway how is your sex life?

Are you OK?

Argh

Argh, why Lisa, why why?

Argh!

As a person, as a human being, as a friend

At least you have friends, I didn't get any calls today

Because it was an out of state bank

Bitch

But you are psychologist. Do you have some advice?

But you remember what I told you OK

Bye

Bye

Bye bye

Bye Danny

Bye Denny

Can I go upstairs too?

Can I help you?

Catch this Johnny ohh

Cheep cheep cheep cheep

Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep

Chicken Peter you're just a little chicken

Chris R, I've been looking for you

Delivery man

Denny

Denny don't ask a question like that

Did you get your promotion?

Do you

Do you have something else to do?

Do you understand life?

Do you want me to order a pizza?

Don't touch me mother fucker. Get out

Don't worry about it, it's good for you

Everybody betrayed me

Everybody betrayed me. I fed up with this world

Get out my house

Get out of my life you bitch!

Get out, get out, get out of my life!

God. Forgive me

Good thinking

Gunshot

Ha ha

Ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha

Hahaha

Half Canadian bacon with pineapple, half artichoke with pesto and light on the cheese

He didn't get his promotion

He's cranky today

Here you go

Hey

Hey baby how you doing

Hey everybody, I have an announcement to make

Hey everyone let's go outside for some fresh air

Hi

Hi babe

Hi babe

Hi doggie

Hi mom, how are you?

How could you do this to me?

How could you love him?

How dare you talk to me like that!

How do you mean that?

How much is it?

Hurry up I have to open the door

I already ordered a pizza

I can't talk right now

I cannot tell you, it's confidential

I definitely have breast cancer

I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her, I did not

I don't care

I don't drink, you know that

I don't have a friend in the world

I don't have to worry about that because Lisa is loyal to me

I don't want to talk about it

I don't want to talk about it (2)

I don't want to talk about it (3)

I don't want to talk about it!

I gave you seven years of my life

I got the results of the test back

I have something for you

I have to go now

I just like to watch you guys

I kill you you bastard

I kill you. I break every bone in your body

I love you and I did anything to just please you, and now you betray me

I owe him some money

I saved them bundles, they're crazy. I don't think I will ever get it

I still love you

I think I'm going to join him

I treat you like a princess

I used to know a girl. She had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.

I want to talk right now

I would do anything for my girl

I'm going to take a nap

I'm so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much

I'm sure I'll be alright

I'm tired, I'm wasted. I love you darling

If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live

If you keep your girl satisfied, she won't come to me

If you love me, you'll drink this

In a few minutes bitch

Is he dead? My God Mark, is he dead?

It seems to me you're the expert Mark!

It's from Johnny

It's just a little something

Just shut up

Just stop asking me stupid questions

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket

Let's take him to the Police

Lisa can you clean up here please

Listen I've got to go

Maybe I know more than you think I do Mark

Mmm

Mmm hmm

Mmm hmm

Mmm hmmm

Mmm nmmm

Mmmmm

Nah

Nice to see you Danny

No

No it's not true don't even ask

Nobody

Of course what do you think, they already put my ideas into practice

Oh hey guys

Oh hi

Oh hi Claudette

Oh hi Danny

Oh hi Johnny I didn't know it was you

Oh hi Mark

Oh man

Oh that was not nothing

OK folks everything is fine. Fight is over. I'm sorry Mark

Ok ok

Peter, you always play psychologist with us

Please talk to me, please!

Pretty good

Right on man

Screaming and smashing

Screaming and smashing

Screams

Shoot Danny

So boring

Son of a bitch

Stop ganging up on me

Sure, it's yours

Surprise

Thank you Holly, you invited all my friends, good thinking

Thanks a lot, bye

Thanks Mom

That son of a bitch said that I would get it within three months

That'll be $18. Here you go, keep the change

That's a very interesting story, when I moved to San Francisco with two suitcases

That's me

That's the idea

That's the idea

The bank saves money, and they are using me, and I am the fool

They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise, they trick me and I don't care no more

This is not the way you make money

Two is great, but three is a crowd

Wake up Johnny please. It's not right. It's not right

Wake up man! What planet are you on

We got a new client at the bank, we make a lot of money

We'll see about that

We're expecting

We're probably going to have a baby eventually anyway

Well I'm just sitting up here thinking, you know

Well we'll see

Well whatever

What a story Mark

What are you doing

What are you doing? What's going on here

What do you want from me huh

What kind of drugs do you take?

What kind of money?

What makes you say that

What's happening? Is everyone OK? I heard a shot. Call 911

What's new with you?

Whatever I don't care

Where is my money?

Where's my fucking money Danny?

Who are you calling a bitch?

Who are you talking to?

Who is it?

Who is it?

Why are you so hysterical?

Why don't you ditch this creep? I don't like him anymore

Why Johnny? Why? Johnny why?

Why?

Why? Why is this happening to me? Why?

Wow you look so sexy Lisa

Yeah

Yeah can I have a dozen red roses please

Yeah right

Yeah that's er right

You and your stupid mother

You are lieing, I never hit you

You are tearing me apart Lisa!

You betrayed me. You just a chicken cheep cheep cheep cheep

You bitch!

You bitch. You bitch!

You can come out now, she's gone

You didn't get it did you

You don't understand anything man, leave your stupid comments in your pocket

You know what you need

You little prick

You little tramp

You little tramp

You must be crazy I can't drink this

You need a drink

You need to grow up

You shouldn't have any secrets from me, I'm your future husband

You think about everything ha ha

You two are acting like children

You're my favorite customer

You're my future wife. What are you doing Lisa

You're not my fucking mother

You're right, the computer business is too competitive

You're the only one who does

555-4828

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