Phone Guy Sounds: Five Nights at Freddy's Edit

Alright, goodnight.

And they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night.

Anyway, I better not take up too much of your time.

Anyway, I'm sure you have everything under control.

Blah blah blah.

But hey, first they shouldn't breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow.

Check on the curtain in Pirate Cove from time to time.

Check those cameras and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary.

Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person.

Hey, do me a favor, maybe sometime you could check inside those suits or in the backroom.

Hey, listen.

Hey, you're doing great.

Hey.

I actually worked in that office before you.

I also want to emphasize the importance of using your door lights.

I don't know.

I I won't talk quite as long this time, since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active as the week progresses.

I know can be a bit overwhelming.

I mean, I'll be around to send you a message tomorrow. It's it's been a bad night here for me.

I mean, you know, they usually move on to other things by now.

I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.

I'll chat with you tomorrow.

I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact.

I'm gonna try to hold out until someone checks. Maybe it won't be so bad.

I'm not applying that.

I'm not implying that they died, that that that's not what I meant.

I've heard he becomes a lot more active in the dark though, so hey, I guess that's one more reason not to run out of power, right?

If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for 20 years and I never got a bathroom, I probably be a bit irritable at night too.

If you happen to get caught and want to avoid getting stuffed into a Freddy suit, try playing dead. You know, go limp. Then there's a chance that maybe they'll think that you're an empty costume in...

It might be going in a peek at those cameras while I talk, just to make sure everyone's in their proper place, you know?

It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe.

Just be aware the characters do tend to wander a bit.

Let's just focus on getting you through your first week, OK?

Most people don't last this long.

No.

Not that you would be in any danger, of course. I'm not implying that.

Now concerning your safety.

Now that might sound bad, I know.

Now that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with cross beams, wires and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area.

Now, since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to forcefully stuff you inside of Freddy Fazbear suit.

Ohh hey.

Ohh, OK, I'll leave you to it.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

OK.

Right.

See you on the flip side.

So if you can't find something or someone on your cameras, be sure to check the door lights. You might only have a few seconds to react.

So most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume.

So you can imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort. And that.

So.

Something about their servos locking up, They get turned off for too long.

Talk to you soon.

The animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No.

The character in there seems unique in that he becomes more active if the cameras remain off for long periods of time, but I guess he doesn't like being watched, so I don't know.

The only part of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask.

The only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, if they happen to see you after hours, probably won't recognize you as a person.

Then again, if they think you're an empty costume, they might try to stuff a metal skeleton into you. I wonder how that would work.

There are blind spots in your camera views, and those blind spots happen to be right outside your doors.

There's really nothing to worry about.

These characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect.

They used to be allowed to walk around during the day too, but then there was the bite of 87.

Uh, let's see.

Uh, let's see. First, there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read, and it's kind of a legal thing, you know?

Uh.

Uh. Interestingly enough, himself doesn't come off stage very often.

Um.

Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached and the carpet...

Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza and magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life.

Well, if you're hearing this and you may have to day too, Congrats.

Why you guys? Where's pizza?

Yeah, hey, listen, I I had an idea.

Yeah, I always wondered what was in all those empty heads.

Yeah, never mind. Scratch that.

Yeah, never mind. Scratch that. It's best just not to get caught.

Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up.

Yeah.