A Benchwarmer begging for a new start, just like me. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
A chemical analysis of your pee shows you'd better from The Benchwarmers (2006)
A gay video clerk from The Benchwarmers (2006)
A round robin tournament from The Benchwarmers (2006)
A tha lete. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
A tool like you is ever gonna get. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Actually, his looks too... His looks a little bit too. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Actually, honey, it's... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Actually, just tell Mrs. Donnelly it's on the roof. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
After all the greatest ballparks in America. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Against Carlos, because he's unhittable. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ah, just a bunch of punks... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ah, the bully thing affected my life pretty huge. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ah! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ah! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ah! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ah! Ow! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ah! Ow! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ah. Well... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ah... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ah... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ahh! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ahh! [LAUGHING] from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ahh! Ahh! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ahh. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
ALL [CHANTING]: Gus Bus! Gus Bus! Gus Bus! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
All right, Clark. Here we go. You're the man. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
All right, Daytime Emmy. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
All right, fine. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
All right, honey. I love you. I'll see you later. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
All right, I got a crazy one for you, Number 7. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
All right, I'm sorry. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
All right, you cocky jerks, you want the field so bad? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
All right, you hit another homer! Oh, yeah! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
All right! All right. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
All right. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
All right. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
All right. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
All right. Good throw! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
All right. Hah. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
All right. Let's have some fun! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
All right. See you later, Sammy. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
All right. See you, Jarrett. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
All the online chat rooms from The Benchwarmers (2006)
All these punk teenagers are like, Get off our field. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
ALL: Aww... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
ALL: Aww... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
ALL: Benchwarmers! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
ALL: Karl's! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
ALL: Ohh! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
ALL: What? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
ALL: Whoa! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
ALL: Whoa! Oh, Reggie. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
ALL: Whoo! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
ALL: Yeah! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
ALL: Yeah. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Already been started. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And a smelly midget. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And a strikeout. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And a strikeout. Whoa. Yeah! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And Carlos is coming up. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And Clark Reedy? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And could knock the Benchwarmers out of the tournament. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And everybody in the school calls him Midget Boy or Yoda. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And fly it to... To Planet Booger or something. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And Gus was in my office constantly. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And have all the fun. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And have fun. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And he agreed to come and help us run some drills. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And he challenged the three of us to a game. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And he grew up to be smart from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And he is one incredible ballplayer. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And he made my life miserable for years. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And I could hear the sadness in his voice. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And I just wanna tell all you kids from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And I will find you! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And I... I pulled a muscle sliding into second base. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And if we don't go, that makes me a liar. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And it's all tied up. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And it's nothing but a lame story with lesbian sex scenes. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And jock hands together, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And keep it under a billion. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And laugh until they pee all over themselves. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And now our kids are going through the same tomfoolery. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And point us toward the register. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And pudding skin on wheat, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And Richie Bitchy playing baseball. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And Richie Bitchy playing baseball. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And Rizoll Into Semi Fizinals. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And sends the Benchwarmers to the finals. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And so many of you. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And so, I forgive my new friend, Gus, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And sweet and handsome. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And that is why... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And the Benchwarmers are down by one run, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And the Benchwarmers cling to a one run lead. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And the Benchwarmers win it, 5 4. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And the final game of Mel's Tournament from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And the final game. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And then letting me rip one right in his mouth earlier. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And then moments after my old nemesis left... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And there's only one field to practice on. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And they win it? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And three of you. [CHUCKLES] from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And Three Older Guys. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And we did. And we beat 'em. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And we're gonna get things going right now. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And we're like, We'll play you for it. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And welcome to the field the new Benchwarmers! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And went into the loony bin. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And who are now making up for lost time. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And win us a new stadium. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And you could use a little sun. Trust me. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And you didn't like it? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And you're also beating them from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And you're also beating them from The Benchwarmers (2006)
And, uh, I was wondering if... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
ANNOUNCER: Let's give a round of applause from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Another one! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Another strikeout. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Anyway, I told Reggie Reggie Oxen Free from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ar are you free for lunch tomorrow? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Are attempting their first wave ever. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Are exploding with enthusiasm. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Are these guys serious about this benchwarmer crap? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Are they any good? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Are we here? Losers! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Are you Gus Matthews? Eh. Ooh. Uh. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Are you kidding me? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Are you okay? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Are you serious? [CHUCKLES] from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Are you the kid that got farted on earlier? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
As all of you should. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
As we head into the last inning. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
As you are mine, Nelson. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
At my funeral, Richie. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
At Pizza Hut? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Aw! Chain break! Not now. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Awesome! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Awesome. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Back, back, back, back, back... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Bad idea. Call 911! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Bad. Chicks were checking you out. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ball four. Take your base. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ball three. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ball! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ball's still alive, chumps. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Baseball's America's pastime. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Batter up! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Be serious. This is important. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Because even though you didn't know it... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Because karma will be catching up with me. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Because of the full moon anyway, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Because of what you did in your past? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Because that would make you a hermaphrodite. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Because that's the only action from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Because we'll kill those guys! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Because you know what it feels like to be left out. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Because you'll always be my best friends. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Because you're from Colorado. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Because, Richie, that won't solve anything. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Beef stew! Beef stew! Beef stew! Beef stew! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Behind you! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Benchwarmers baseball is on the internet. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Benchwarmers Get Hizzot from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Benchwarmers on three. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Benchwarmers win a close one from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Better come ready to play! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Better distance that time. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Between the Benchwarmers and Jerry's Lumber. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Beyotch yesterday. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Big deck. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Bobby, this one's coming for you. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Bonjour, dudes. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Boogers and dingleberries. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
BOY 1: Strike him out quick. KYLE: Get this guy out. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
BOY 2: We're still in the thing. TROY: It's okay. Next time. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
BOY 2: Yeah. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
BOY 4: What happened? BOY 5: Get up. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
BOY 5: Get him! [ALL YELLING] from The Benchwarmers (2006)
BOY: Around the horn. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
BOY: Bring it on! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
BOY: Get your position down. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
BOY: Let's go. Turn two. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Brad have a pool? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
BRAD: Guys, can you believe this crap? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
BRAD: Let's get it on! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
BRAD: Thattaway. Good job. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Bring it! Suck it! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Brookdale and Candia both advanced today. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Brookdale Glass is shattered. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Bros before ho's, dude. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Buddies for life. Thanks. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Buddy, just come with us. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Build your science projects. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
But he's right. I was their principal back then, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
But his philosophy stuff. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
But I ticked it. It hit the bat. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
But I'm feeling better. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
But thank you. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
But the dog barking threw me. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
But there are nine of us from The Benchwarmers (2006)
But what if we don't play, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
But why would any of these teams agree to play from The Benchwarmers (2006)
But why would any of these teams agree to play from The Benchwarmers (2006)
But you get my point. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
But you're twice his size. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
But... I guess I could double up on lunch. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
By attacking your weaknesses. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
By Gretchen Peterson. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Can I be your scorekeeper and statistician? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Can I have tuna fish and Skittles... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Can I help you? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Can I help you? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Can I let you in on a secret? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Can I say something? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Can we do it?! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Can we have your autographs? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Can we hit with you? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Can you fix it? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Can't count it. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Carlos, you're drunk! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Carlos... we need tres more outs from The Benchwarmers (2006)
CATCHER: Come on, Kyle, are you okay? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
CATCHER: Move in. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Certainly. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Cheap o hit o, bicicleta. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Check my birth certificate. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Check out this mitt. It's all black. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Clark just made contact. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Clark Reedy. [GIGGLES] from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Clark was. I was at home. GUS: They were with me. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Clark, don't pick your nose in front of me, please. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Clark, go! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Clark, look out! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Clark, Richie and I from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Clark, we don't play baseball. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
CLARK: He did it! He did it! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
CLARK: Home run! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
CLARK: I'm sorry! [MAN SCREAMS] from The Benchwarmers (2006)
CLARK: Oh. I forgot my floaties. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
CLARK: Whoa! GUS: This is it? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
CLARK: Whoa. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
CLARK: Yes! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
CLARK: Yes! Woo! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
CLARK: You all right? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
CLARK: You can do it. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Clark? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Clark? Richie? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Clark... hold the bat. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Climb on her roof to get her paper. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Clork the Dork from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Coach Bellows, Gus Matthews from the Benchwarmers. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on now. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on, guys, let's go. Come on. Run. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on, hombre. We need mucho home run o's. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on, let's do this! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on, Nelson, throw it in here! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on, Nelson! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on, now. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on, really burn it in. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on, Richie. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on, run it out! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on, strike out this loser! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on, Troy. Destroy him! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on, ump. He's ducking the ball. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on, weird guy! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on! Snap his femur! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on. Come on, come on. Come on. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on. Don't go. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on. Go! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on. Heave. Strike two. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come on. It's kind of hot. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Come... Come on! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Coming down! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Cool. Let me see this. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Could you tell him to slow it down? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
CROWD MEMBERS: Yeah. Yeah. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
CROWD: Beef stew! Beef stew! MITCHELL: Stop it! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
CROWD: Gus! Gus! Gus! Gus! Gus! Gus! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
CROWD: Here we go, Richie, here we go! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
CROWD: Oh! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
CROWD: Ohh! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
CROWD: Ohh! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
CROWD: Weird guy! Weird guy! Weird guy! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Dance? We'll beat your ass. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Dang it. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Dang it. Nice throw. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Death to you. Titty twister! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Decided to show up. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Definitely. BRAD: Yeah. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Destroy them! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Diarrhea? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Did you mean Pacific Standard Time? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Did you say Brookdale? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Did you tell him? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Didn't taste as bad as you'd think. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Do not fret, my good man. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Do you feel you don't deserve a happy family from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Do you hear me?! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Do you know where I packed my baseball mitt? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Do you need us to call your parents or something? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Do you remember episode number 38 of Dungeon Wars? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Does my mother have to sign a permission slip? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Don't chop at it. It's not a sword. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Don't come down here! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Don't know if you can leave work. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Don't swing if it's not in the strike zone. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Don't touch me! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Don't you, um, ovulate according to where you're born? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Down the hall, 12th door on the right. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Drives me crazy! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Dude, it's Dr. Dre. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Dude, this place is huge! Oh, wow. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Dude, you're in trouble. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Durrr. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Easy out here. Let's go. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Easy, Mel. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Edgar, let's get this Gus Bus on the road. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ee. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Eh, maybe I'll see you at another game, hopefully? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Eight Ball, Bowling Ball... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Either he plays, or you forfeit the game. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Even though the giants made the elves' life hell. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Everything you need. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ew. Ew. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Eww! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Excellent! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Excellent! That's insane. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Excellent. I mean, come on! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Excuse me? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Excuse me. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Excuse me. I never hit it. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Excuse me. Sir. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Fairy Jerry dumped a bucket of dog poop on me. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Fine. You can eat the Thin Mints from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Fingers crossed. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
First to bat, Richie Goodman. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Five broken windshields and six dead birds. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
For a landscaping convention. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
For all the nasty things I did to you when we were kids. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
For destroying their village, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
For Nelson and his buddies, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
For the entire county. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
For the neighborhood bullies. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
For the prize. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
For years I thought the sun was a monster. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Fresh off the presses of The Daily Shmegmer. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
From a dog or a cat? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
From Gus bullying me all the time. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
From Gus bullying me all the time. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
From the Captain Mighty series. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
From the show Knight Rider. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gentlemen, check it out. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gentlemen, it is time from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gentlemen, let's eat. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gentlemen, welcome to Chateau Shmegmer. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gentlemen... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Get another homer for us, Gus. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Get it in here, pal! Get it in here. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Get out of my basement! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Get out there and annihilate those stinkweeds! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Get there! He's safe! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Get there! Run it out! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Get up here. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Getting my license for one more year. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GIRL: I love it! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Give a shout out to my main salad girl from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Give the infield a workout. It's 17 0. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Go buy beer and tequila, and come right back. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Go, go, go! Go, Nelson! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Go, go, go! Gus, go! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Go, go! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Go, go. Go! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Go, Gus. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Go, Kyle. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Go! Get out! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Go! Go! Go home! Go! Go! Go home! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Go! Go! Go! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Go! Go! Go! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Go! Go! Go! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Go! Go! Go! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Go! He missed it! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
God, he's a dick. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
God, it worked! Clark got a hit! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Good afternoon, gentlemen. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Good game. Drive home safe tonight. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Good going, Gretchen. Yeah! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Good going, Gretchen. Yeah! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Good hit, Kyle. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Good, and good for you. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Good. Really good. What are you doing? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gotcha. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gracias, albino. Now get lost! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Great game. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gretchen, I know why you're taping your hands. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gretchen, you almost had it. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GRETCHEN: Let's go! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GRETCHEN: Nelson, wait! Let's just go to my house! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gu... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gus Bus? Shut up, Troy. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gus is the new Jet Li. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gus is up. Clark's on third. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gus Matthews was easily the biggest bully in Brookdale. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gus Matthews, is not the man he's been saying he is. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gus Matthews? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gus wants us to hit some baseballs with him. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gus, how sick is this? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gus, that's just weird. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gus, what do you think? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gus, what should I do with this? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gus, why didn't you play in high school? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GUS: Don't worry, you'll be fine. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GUS: Excuse me, can I get a napkin? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GUS: Get up there and take a swing. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GUS: Hey, Mel. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GUS: Hey, so whose house is this? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GUS: Howie? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GUS: I saw that demon boy laying beef from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GUS: It's incredible. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GUS: It's not that scary. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GUS: Let's go, Richie! Oh, yeah. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GUS: No, no. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GUS: Oh, man. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GUS: Sweetheart, I just found out from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GUS: This can't just be about me. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GUS: Way to go! Run it out! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GUS: Yeah, baby! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GUS: Yeah. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
GUS: You got it! Way to run! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gus! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gus! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gus! [LAUGHS] from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gus? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gus. Maybe this'll relax you. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gus. Sorry. Shoot. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gus. we just had a run in with one of our old bullies from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Gus. We're trying to start a family. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Guys, if there weren't nerds in the world, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Guys, we gotta tell Jerry. He's gonna love this. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ha ha. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ha ha. I got 11 foul ticks. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ha ha. It was awesome. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ha, ha, ha. I heard you stunk. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ha! That is so cool! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ha... Ho! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hand me the mike, please. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hand me the mike, please. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hang in there, son! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Have been excluded from athletic activities. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Have just taken the field from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Have set up several websites devoted to your team. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He actually teased this one midget boy from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He apologized to me. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He came to visit me in my basement. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He can't hear us. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He didn't do the physical warfare. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He got a hit! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He got the wind knocked out of him. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He has more than paid his dues. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He is from the Dominican Republic, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He jumped all over it with the mean nicknames. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He just laughed and gave me a titty twister. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He made my life hell growing up. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He played the psychological card, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He shouldn't get a new start! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He told me a joke. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He used that too! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He wants to hurt me. He wants... Safe room. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He wasn't feeling well earlier, so I couldn't play him. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He'll go. Don't be scared. I don't wanna do that. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He's a huge fan of yours and the Benchwarmers. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He's a modern day Yoda. Yeah, yeah. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He's become quite the fart magnet from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He's brought to all of us. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He's good. [GIGGLES] from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He's got documentation. Come on. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He's killing anyone named Howie. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He's never played before. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He's never played either. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He's right. It is. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He's rounding third. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
He's safe! He's safe! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Heat, schmeat. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Heh heh. Clark used to get beef from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Heh. Stay away from the fairy dust, Jerry. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hell, no, dude. I can't even catch. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hello, everyone. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Help me! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Here comes a fastball. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Here comes Gretchen with the... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Here comes the lead run. And he is... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Here you go, Howie. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Here you go. There it is. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Here. Hold this. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, Brad, why don't you be a stud from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, break it up! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, check it out. ...a team of three grown men from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, could I, uh, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, Dad, come down to the field, quick. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, Dad, come here. Look. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, fellas. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, get him up. [ALL CHATTERING] from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, Gus. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, Gus. Come on. Let's end this. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, Gussie. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, guys. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, guys. How did hitting the balls go? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, hey. Whoo hoo! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, honey, I'm home. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, I bet you're a real good catcher. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, if I come to a game, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, it's Gus, Clark and Richie. We're here to see Mel. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, Marty, I'm gonna split early, all right? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, mister. We have this field reserved. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, mister. We have this field reserved. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, Nelson. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, Nelson. Hey, Nelson. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, no shake for me. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, Number 7. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, Richie, are you off yet? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, Richie, where's your brother? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, Richie. I look like a mummy. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, she's with me. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, thanks, Mel. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, thanks. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, well, no coach, no field. Sorry. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, what can I say? Baseball's in my blood. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, what does beyotch mean? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey, you have to touch first base, kid. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey! Get off him! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey! Hey! What the...? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey! Shee. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey! What? It slipped. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey. Check out the little gnome. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey. Let's come back here later and hit some balls. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey. No way. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey. Run. Why? Wh... Oh! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey. Take him in the shade. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey. Thanks. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey. There he is. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey. What are you smiling at? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hey. Who the hell's this guy? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
His son just did that to me last week. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
His soul will perish in the fire pit from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hit it, Mel! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hitting, running, throwing, catching. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hm? [CROWD CHEERING] from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ho ho ho ho! Yeah! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ho ho ho. You can't handle the truth! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ho ho. Look at that. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ho ho. UMPIRE: Strike! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ho, ho! Ho! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Ho! Yeah! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hold, hold, hold, hold. Good job. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Holy crap. What is she doing here? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Home run! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Honestly, you have, uh, real natural athletic skills. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Honey, I was just having a little fun. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hot potato! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hot sun. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hot. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hot. Hot. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Hot. It burns. It burns. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
How about the Black Bodybuilding Charlie Brown? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
How about the Black Bodybuilding Charlie Brown? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
How do they keep winning?! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
How do you feel after that big win? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
How is standing here gonna teach us speed? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
How the hell will this work with three guys? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
How you doing? Yeah. It's, uh... Wrong pipe. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
How you feeling? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
How's it going? There's my man. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
How's Ms. Pac Man treating you? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
HOWIE: Swings! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Howie! Come out here. The guys are here. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Howie! He just hit a home run! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Howie. Listen. Take this money, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Huh? Ahh! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Huh. Ahh. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Huh. No. No. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I also get a healthy smear of animal turds twice daily. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I also know why there's... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I always wondered who lived here. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I am 12. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I am on an ovulating schedule. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I am starting to get the fever. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I bet he'd be able to move on from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I can help with your social studies homework later, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I can still catch pop flies. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I can't believe I looked up to you. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I can't do it by myself. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I can't find it. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I can't just learn a lesson and move on. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I can't reach it. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I can't stand that stuff. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I couldn't agree more. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I didn't do anything. I swear! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I didn't know athlete had three syllables. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I didn't know Denzel played Urkel. [CHUCKLES] from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I don't even know who you are. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I don't get to work for an hour a day from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I don't know what to say, guys. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I don't know. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I don't need lip from you, son of Satan. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I don't think I'll ever recover from that. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I don't think so. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I don't think so. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I don't wanna talk about it. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I ended up in an institution as a child from... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I found it. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I found it. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I found my mitt, Liz. It was in the old trunk. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I got a gift for you. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I got it. I got it. You got it. You got it. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I got wedgies. That's different. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I gotta get these guys more involved. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I gotta run. Remember, Gus, 6:00. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I gotta take a leak. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I grew up on, uh, the North Pole. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I guess so. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I had hair on my ass before I could walk. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I hardly recognize you clowns from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I hate everybody! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I have 20 eyes closed strikeouts, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I have 86 houses left. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I have to leave town this week from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I have yet to perfect the peel out. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I hit 30 home runs. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I I don't know. I guess how much fun they're having. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I It was one of the best days of my life. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I just destroyed that Porta Potty, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I just didn't wanna deal with it. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I just finished another peanut butter sculpture. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I just know you guys better... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I just thought it was Clay Aiken or something. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I just wanted to say that was great, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I knew guys like that where I grew up. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I know. Sun, bad. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I know. This is the first one. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I like... salad. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I look like a Borack warrior from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I lost contact with everybody there. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I love salad. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I love salad. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I made a mistake, Nelson. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I mean, not his looks, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I mean, um, i it's all right. I... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I might be a little busy getting my family started. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I need a refill. [LAUGHS] from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I remember he especially picked so hard on one kid, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I rented this movie on your recommendation, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I saw a hat on my stuffed moose. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I smell cinnamon rolls. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I started losing my hair when I was 9 years old. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I think he just got the wind from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I think I'm gonna puke. Grab my arm. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I think it's a goat. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I think there's two. You're a pig. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I think we are. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I think we got a free stadium! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I think we'll be fine. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I think your hair's the bomb, yo. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I thought I would never stop hating him. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I thought I'd give you one. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I thought we could have kind of a secret practice. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I thought you meant Central Mountain Time. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I thought your practice was at 4:30. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I ticked it again. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I told Gus we'd be there, Richie. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I tried to talk to Jerry about it. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I wanna give you my hat, Marcus. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I wanna go home. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I want you guys to meet an old friend of mine, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I wanted you guys to have a little edge today, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I was a cute kid. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I was freaking sleeping! [GASPING] from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I was stupid, Marcus. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I was trying to get under it to rip it into left from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I watched it with my parents. It was very uncomfortable. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I will rip your throat out! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I wish I could take it all back. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I would like nothing more than that. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I would've never have thought that was a wig. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I... I was with Clark and Richie. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I... I'm gonna call the cops. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'd be honored, Mel, but... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'd like a turkey on white... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'd like to beat his ass, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'll have a peanut butter and jelly from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'll just have 80 year old Mrs. Donnelly from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'll kill you. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'll mow this lawn later. Let's take this guy down. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'll never forgive the kids who picked on me! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'll play the outfield. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'll see you around, buddy. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'll try. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm afraid that if we have kids, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm already on my third candy bar. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm at 501 Shmegmer Street. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm freaking awesome. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm glad this is a big joke to you. What? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm gonna be a dad! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm gonna get you. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm gonna go ask our team. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm gonna recommend this: Haunted Slumber Party. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm gonna throw you one down the middle. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm good. I'm good. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm Gus. Gus Bus. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm here to support you. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm here to tell you that it's not a monster. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm in. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm just one of those nerds who grew up... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm K.I.T.T. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm not here to mess with... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm not here to mess with... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm not picking, I'm scratching. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm not playing in this stinking thing. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm Sarah, and this is my brother, Jarrett. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm sorry, from the bottom of my heart. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm sorry, honey. We had another game today, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm sorry! Go back to sleep! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I'm sorry. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I've never actually, like... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I've never even been on a field. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
I've never seen anybody stand up to Jerry like that. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
If he might be interested from The Benchwarmers (2006)
If I was blindfolded. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
If we can beat them at their own game, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
If we use the Force. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
If you build it... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
If you know Jarrett, you know his sister works at Pizza Hut. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
If you need it. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
In almost 20 years. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
In babysitting our triplets in a year or so. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
In boogers picked, so we got that. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
In our exclusive internet podcast from The Benchwarmers (2006)
In our neighborhood league so bad, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
In some nice kid's mouth earlier today. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
In the chest with the ball, from The Benchwarmers (2006)
In the history of the universe. from The Benchwarmers (2006)
In the pool! from The Benchwarmers (2006)
In the store is free too, so... from The Benchwarmers (2006)
In this tournament? from The Benchwarmers (2006)
Instead, our team will consist from The Benchwarmers (2006)
